Poor Alex. At 6:46 you can see how by instincts his head jolts away from the vegemite instantly, with the fear that Alec wants to smear it all over his face. He's been traumatized by James after the past 2 years of getting shit in his face. Donate to the Don't-Throw-Shit-In-My-Face fund to support people like Alex.
Bro how can you misspell his name after he's been around for over 8 years... Even cow chop is 3 years old. His name is Aleks short for Aleksandr... Not rocket science pal.
i have a theory on this cooking series. imo i think its an ARG and these cooking challenges are just a front. what's actually going on is that brett is in purgatory and he's in a constant loop of eternal cooking hell. you can tell that brett is slowly losing his mind with every "video" and he always knocks a tray from alec's hands. i think his way out is to not smack a tray from alec's hands. that is the portal. the way out. also, i don't think it works if he smacks a tray from someone else's hand. brett must not repeat the action in any way or else he will be doomed for another week of cooking hell. please like and share my fan theory (: (EDIT: i didn't think this will get that much attention. I love you guys. Btw the "please like and share" was meant to be ironic in case you haven't figured it out. But of course you'd need a high IQ like me and the rest of the cowchop community to figure that out. XOXO)
The thing that actually kind of got to me was like Brett said at the end, he shaved his head for a video and Lindsay couldn't take more than a fucking half a bite, that's some bullshit
from description: Most of the time, I think about putting a live hand grenade in my open jaws. Killing me in an illustrious display of human flesh and bone. sounds like postal 2
From 11’ with the hub to today with CowChop, I truly applaud James and Aleks (plus all the other members of cowchop) for being able to adapt their aging audience. / a lot of people take their intelligence (and cowchops) for granted, it’s very difficult for brands to change and adapt with their audience (the reason why Converse Hasn’t aged as well as Vans or Adidas) - thank you cowchop
Papa Brett. I love you. Please take care of yourself. Spend time with friends. Take on fewer responsibilities. Talk with a licensed counselor. Please, Papa. For your children.
Not true, once you taste that all American freedom you never go back to any of those oppressive foreign countries. Ahh yes, land of the free, home of the free. Nobody can say otherwise
9/10 Should've had Aleks fly to Aussie country and Bret flip the tray there. Put in the extra effort next time and I'll give you that extra point. Otherwise good vid
mate this is the most spot on documentary on australian dishes ever. This documentary really depicts the sweet vegemite in its glory and the outstanding anzac biscuits lasting the plane trip.
Dry wheetabix aleks.. lol. It's best served soaked in milk and all soggy, maybe coated in sugar or syrup. It's wheat not cornflakes though it's very different in flavour.
The fact that you guys film multiple times a day and release a video every day is genius. Idc if other TH-camrs do it. I feel like I've always got nice videos to watch every day 😂😂😂
It would be hilarious if they just made the worst shit they can think of on purpose and then when time for presenting it to the guest comes, they actually see fucking Dwayne Johnson walk in.
Hey Cow Chop remember the first few episodes of wrong side of TH-cam? James did a golden outro of him calling someone and telling them to click the link below and subscribe for more videos. Where’s that creativity, energy, and happiness I see in the older videos?...I haven’t watched this vid yet I just wanted to comment first.
Lore confirmed: Brett never recovered from being possessed.
Brett. I am both jokingly & seriously concerned for you.
_did i say 3 minutes?_ **THE SOUNDS OF ENTERNAL SUFFERING ALL RELEASED BY LUCIFER'S ROOSTER**
Huh, funny, I now notice he’s holding a chicken
Dude hes bald as fuck
@@lt_dagg using a buzzer doesnt help lol... But seriously i think he broke my earbuds :(
Is this a sign that’s he’s leaving?
Brett has officially gone insane.
Matthew Armendariz
I‘d say too much Sam Hyde
Matthew Armendariz Brett must be roiding
He’s non stop yelling😂
I cant tell if Brett is actually losing his mind or if it's just a bit
bit of both probably
Idk if he's losing his mind his hair yes
Well, the hair usually goes after the mind...
Definitely losing his fucking hair that's for sure
His heads gone...
Brett shaving off the stress, my god man!
The stress is the reason its falling out in the first place, arrrgghh!
I thought this was a magic channel now
I was hoping it was
Dude the magic was great
Magic was great and I loved the psychic
Wizzzadryyy
@@D-Dovaall humans are actually so fucking dumb
Poor Alex. At 6:46 you can see how by instincts his head jolts away from the vegemite instantly, with the fear that Alec wants to smear it all over his face. He's been traumatized by James after the past 2 years of getting shit in his face. Donate to the Don't-Throw-Shit-In-My-Face fund to support people like Alex.
it's been like six years, it has become a reflex to him
Bro how can you misspell his name after he's been around for over 8 years... Even cow chop is 3 years old. His name is Aleks short for Aleksandr... Not rocket science pal.
@@trod146 how many years ago was the asgard adventures when herobrine struck?
Like an abused dog...
i have a theory on this cooking series. imo i think its an ARG and these cooking challenges are just a front. what's actually going on is that brett is in purgatory and he's in a constant loop of eternal cooking hell. you can tell that brett is slowly losing his mind with every "video" and he always knocks a tray from alec's hands. i think his way out is to not smack a tray from alec's hands. that is the portal. the way out. also, i don't think it works if he smacks a tray from someone else's hand. brett must not repeat the action in any way or else he will be doomed for another week of cooking hell. please like and share my fan theory (: (EDIT: i didn't think this will get that much attention. I love you guys. Btw the "please like and share" was meant to be ironic in case you haven't figured it out. But of course you'd need a high IQ like me and the rest of the cowchop community to figure that out. XOXO)
This can be turned into a pretty cool video. Cow chop make it happen.
Also he's balding
But that's just a theory, a game theory!!
Read the description, it supports your theory if Brett is saying that
Nah Brett left purgatory a long time ago. January of 2016 to be more precise.
6:46 Aleks got that PTSD from James putting shit on his face lmao
Tiger Jiang he’s got that instant reflex
I love this series so much lol.
Brett going more insane with each episode and the constant hells kitchen drama sounds get me Every time
That is good that you enjoy it, i get annoyed by most of their new stuff tbh
seeing that bald spot on the side of his head is killing me softly. Brett, I applaud your dedication to the bit my man but lmao.
@@zarsasilver then your kids
@Clinical Depression he will look badass with a shaved head but keep the beard.
The thing that actually kind of got to me was like Brett said at the end, he shaved his head for a video and Lindsay couldn't take more than a fucking half a bite, that's some bullshit
A massive legend once shouted "weetabix and milk, baby!"
Johnny12Hats lowkey best comment on this video
Hey I get that reference
Why isn’t everything upside down
for some reason it is upside down for us Ozzie viewers, like, cracadillo and gimme a VB
How original
MiDNITE Gekolicky thanks
@@ihavenocontent4u327 not a compliment
MiDNITE Gekolicky I know
Don't worry guys, as an Aussie, we don't really know anything about Australian cuisine either
@@D-Dova doesn't take much to rile you up huh
bloomin onions and vegemite?
Weetbix goes with milk and sugar. Vegemite goes with butter and toast.
Anzac biccies go with a nice coffee or hot chocolate
@@Masebennetts have butter and vegemite on wheetbix and get back to me dude, shits legit
@@jarlsterra Everyone is fucking stupid including us
from description: Most of the time, I think about putting a live hand grenade in my open jaws. Killing me in an illustrious display of human flesh and bone.
sounds like postal 2
the aussie party doesn't start until a woolies mud cake, green cordial, party pies and fairy bread walk in 🇦🇺🇦🇺
Green cordial? Sorry mate, your parties were fucked.. Red is what you want
Brett is breaking as a human ever so quickly.
From 11’ with the hub to today with CowChop, I truly applaud James and Aleks (plus all the other members of cowchop) for being able to adapt their aging audience. / a lot of people take their intelligence (and cowchops) for granted, it’s very difficult for brands to change and adapt with their audience (the reason why Converse Hasn’t aged as well as Vans or Adidas) - thank you cowchop
For some reason I feel like they actually didn't get a Hemsworth to judge
Look with your eyes not your hands
Well, you must feel real stupid right now, huh
thats because its shapell corby trying tk smuggle drugs again by pretending to be a hemsworth
Brett needs a hug
Pls make a ‘how to cook in canada’ episode. You guys can just make a mountain of poutine with maple syrup topped with cannabis
Just not have lindsay taste it cuz she will not have shit all
Tybalt Demontion LMAO I don’t blame her. Although the food looked pretty decent in this episode, the food was extra h o t
MrMoskyz wow smooth
@@joedirt6212 thx bb
Papa Brett. I love you. Please take care of yourself. Spend time with friends. Take on fewer responsibilities. Talk with a licensed counselor. Please, Papa. For your children.
You could tell Aleks has PTSD from James throwing shit in his face when Alec had him smell the vegemite
I like how aleks has muscle memory whenever someone puts something toward his face he braces for impact
Lindsay's accent was pretty damn good, especially for being able to keep it going for so long
What aleks made actually looks good, I think i might be expanding my cooking skills soon
Brett looks like he belongs red dead redemption
you look like you belongs undertale
@@doomdude3034 ??
I thought he looked like Trevor from GTA
Looks like Bill Williamson tbf
@@TheZaaaander yup, with that never ending forehead
nice lel shremp on the barbeh
This is definitely one of my favorite shows on this channel!
0:26 When it's no longer a joke and the joke is your life
I love what’s Brett’s evolved into on this channel at the house i wasn’t too sure about him but here in la he’s one of the boys
You guys should make a Filipino-themed cooking food lab video, since you know, Alec is Filipino and all, and he must miss his country and its food.
Not true, once you taste that all American freedom you never go back to any of those oppressive foreign countries. Ahh yes, land of the free, home of the free. Nobody can say otherwise
9/10
Should've had Aleks fly to Aussie country and Bret flip the tray there. Put in the extra effort next time and I'll give you that extra point. Otherwise good vid
Love Brett and his crazy ways! The cooking lab brings so many smiles every time!
It's rare that I physically laugh at anything on TH-cam, but "Dookie Bear" really got me.
If Brett ever visits the main office of Outback Steakhouse : "Do you guys know anything about AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!??!?!!?"
mate this is the most spot on documentary on australian dishes ever. This documentary really depicts the sweet vegemite in its glory and the outstanding anzac biscuits lasting the plane trip.
it's 5am for me in Australia, dreading the 35c (95f) it's going to be in a few hours or so, but this vid will cheer me up :)
38c in western sydney :'( pray for me
It will not trust me
Also it's 666°c here in hell
fuck sake like 38 right now my life
Alec is rapidly becoming my favorite
True, I'm liking the amount of thiccnes on this asian.
TC Jr don’t get too attached, he might pull a trevor in the near future
He will be fired or leave
@@D-Dova nah I think James or Alex's will stop the channel before Alec leaves tbh
-rep He was a smart Alec and gagged at the taste of vegemite the fucking ciggie-butt-brain
7:19 Brett's face when he gets the aftertaste of what he's eating is priceless
his hair commited brettxit
Honestly whenever you guys upload it seriously makes my day!
I can not explain what amounts of joy I feel watching CowChop's videos.
Brett in the background talkinv about the cabinet was hilarious.
As an Australian Resident, this is pretty accurate
Anytime I see a cowchop cooking vid it gets an instant like for the Alec tray bit
Bret’s dedication to this channel is amazing. Thank you!
This show is making actually hungry everytime and I would actually enjoy the food they make.
Brett plays a great psychotic supervisor/manager amid a breakdown. Its really were he shines.
This video is a fucking fever dream from start to finish.
We are so lucky to have someone like brett in this world
Dry wheetabix aleks.. lol. It's best served soaked in milk and all soggy, maybe coated in sugar or syrup. It's wheat not cornflakes though it's very different in flavour.
There has been so much Malort that everything Brett eats/drinks no longer taste bad it taste like Malort haha
I hope one day an actual celebrity comes on and geniunly shocks to two contestents
I swear to go, Babish, hot ones, bon appetit and the cow chop test kitchen sync their videos
Next Dollar Shave Club sponsor I bet Brett shaves his entire head.
Brett seems totally fine, nothing to worry about...
This cooking series is just a look at the mad inner workings of Bretts head and how hes slowly losing his mind... Its great.
2:11 I loved the sound effect placement here
4:15 this shrimp bit has me wiggling in my boots. Very good episode, amazing comedy, great content. Keep up the amazing work hotboys.
The fact that you guys film multiple times a day and release a video every day is genius. Idc if other TH-camrs do it. I feel like I've always got nice videos to watch every day 😂😂😂
Glad you kept the Chip wig from the old days. Nice.
cowchop is gonna some how actually get a celebrity on the show and they'll still cook how they usually do
It would be hilarious if they just made the worst shit they can think of on purpose and then when time for presenting it to the guest comes, they actually see fucking Dwayne Johnson walk in.
Lindsay has slowly seeped her way to being my favorite member of cowchop
Aleks eating the weet-bix dry made me choke just watching it
Lindsey's British accent was spot on
lindsay is literally hilarious when she came in on the surfboard i lost it
As an Australian, it was hilarious to watch them consume vegemite on its own in large doses (which you are not supposed to do)
Aleks saying cunt freely is the only accurate depiction of Australia
Aleks is literally the only one on this show who knows how to actually cook food.
Seeing them shoving only Vegemite into their mouths makes me want to die.
Brett and Alec bit always makes me piss my pants laughing !
Hey Cow Chop remember the first few episodes of wrong side of TH-cam? James did a golden outro of him calling someone and telling them to click the link below and subscribe for more videos. Where’s that creativity, energy, and happiness I see in the older videos?...I haven’t watched this vid yet I just wanted to comment first.
Guessing all that time on Cowchop has finally got to Brett.
This is a magic show. Watch how quickly the Methamphetamine enters the bloodstream of the bearded man at the beginning of the video
BLOODY OATH MATE, I LOVE THIS CHANNLE MATE. been waiting for this to be an Aussie version aye.
Bretts a fucking amazing lad, he absolutely made this video.
2:09 is golden
i love bretts enthusiasm
Shrimp on the BAAHBIE
@REAPER THEBEAR Lmao clearly you missed the 20 seconds of Broken Record Aleks in this video
i am from Australia and i can say that this looks like a typical Saturday night dinner
aleks is an expert he made a vid on cooking and the food looked decent
One like = one prayer for Brett's sanity
"emoo" "wet backs" "bahbeh" "kebob" "vedge-mite" couldn't have said it better myself
Alec: I always get so excited on this show... *Looking down at Lindsey* ...I always get so excited.
fucking love brett stomping his ass around yelling
the progression of Brett's mental breakdown is truly the best part of this series
I think that demon is still in brett
Being an Australian this is %100 accurate
i really appreciate the fact that alec treats aleks like a child who doesn't know how stoves work at 2:47
Bit of geraldton beach cricket at the end there
One of these days they will actually get a celebrity on the show and actually shock everyone that their actually there.
Lindsey is literally the fucking cutest. When she said her chest hurt it was the cutest thing ever yall need to show her moar
James would’ve ate the bugs 😕
i feel like brett has taken over jame's, trevor's and aleks' role and they just have to sit back and actually be normal for once
"Hey what're you doing, what is that-" (Proceeds to consume what was in question prior).
As an aussie i loved this video.
Brett is getting more and more insane every cooking video
Brett, into Alec's face: "Do you know ANYTHING *ABOUT AUSTRALIA!!"*
I love alex so fucking much dude