Getting Liquor Drunk with Truckers in a Japanese Best Buy
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Getting Liquor Drunk with Truckers in a Japanese Best Buy
😂 dude you’re fake subtitles got me for the first handful of your videos I watched. I was like wow this guy sure meets a lot of uncharacteristically bad mouthed Japanese people! You’re hilarious bro, if we ever meet beers on me!! 😂
your* ;)
he will cause another diplomatic incident like in Vietnam at some point xD
LOL i was really concerned for a sec, and then i remembered he likes to make up insane subtitles.
HAH, GOT EEEMMMM!
@@daxharper7170 japanese have a sense of humor unlike viets
Some Small Brained American shenanigans is just what I needed at this moment.
couldn't agree more
@@curiousmax8531 bro never disappoints.
sheNANIgans
- are you Guys good?
> No we are not fine at ALL
@lakeboy1908 In Japan, alcohol is a way of life. I had to leave in my early 40s to save my liver.
I watched the first 2 minutes of this video. I immediately had to do acid. I came back an hour later and teleported into Connor’s body and experienced the department store for the next 6 hours. Thank you for the journey.
hey we have similar ideas as to what constitutes a good time
Lmaoooo wtfff
I, too, spent some time watching Connor while on acid.
@@MaynardsSpaceship I always pull up his videos if I have some blow, but nothing good to do. He keeps it interesting and engaging enough that I don't get bored lol
It’s so hard to find cid 😂
how you talk to stranger in japan is the gold of your channel, please keep doing this in your video!
Dude on our last Japan trip, we stumbled upon a Yodobashi by accident and I was effing blown away. We got to the appliance floor and they were doing demonstrations on the vacuum cleaners (actually throwing stuff on the floor and letting people vacuum it up) and even had the washing machines running. I can’t wait to go back later this year and CONSOOM
The truck driver scene is a very familiar thing to me. They love hanging out and getting you shit hammered if you speak enough Japanese to have a conversation. Very lovely people
Great group of guys, for sure
Of all the Japanese traveling content on TH-cam, yours is truly one of the best!
drinking game: count how many times connor says "consume" and "ecstasy" 😂
Bonus round, take a shot every time you hear "gay" 🤣
Yeah it's a bit much... Like he's dying to get dr#gs
Those are actually the 2 best words to use. Google it
@@Jonny_5he’s in the worst place too, no drugs in Japan
Dont forget “Niche”
1:18 "The stereotype about Japan really exist for a reason" I was expecting him to say that this tiny camera would be the perfect spycam in a bathroom 💀
Exactly where my brain went too lmao
Same 😭
I don't think that's a stereotype about Japan though
@@jonasw3945 I spent some time un Japan, this is notorious. There are signs in train stations warning women that people take upskirt shots with their phones. There are pervs all around the world but Japan is known for that kind of behavior.
@@jonasw3945 ‘Japan has a problem with hidden cameras, also known as tōsatsuki, that are used to secretly record sexually exploitative images in public spaces’
Nah lol
The captions when those truck drivers speak are killing me hahahaha
me too bro hahaha. i love when he puts the subtitles
@@benshotyou as soon as I read the word "wench" in the subtitles, I knew it was time for the real fun to begin.
and while this episode was funny, it could have been so much better with a better script, editing and spent less time aisle walking making references over and over again about drugs and gay gags in the subtitles which became less and less funny. I'm all for any person doing what they want as long as it doesn't affect others negatively..One or two references would have been hilarious, ten references becomes repetitive and hints at an edit that required more time.
"Don't put the roofies in mine, idiot." 😂😂
@lakeboy1908 Burp!
@@GreenIslandWoodworks tell us you're gay without saying you're gay
I see you're wearing the tshirt from the mexican japaense fashion vendor haha
Dude was lit 😂😂😂
Just came back from Japan about a week ago… making buddies like that is the best part about Japan
Who knew watching a bloke go shopping and having a few beers with some randomers would be so entertaining? Absolutely brilliant 😂
Yodobashi can only work in Japan, such a massive store with countless narrow corners and blind spots, zero security guards, things would get snatched all the time in most other countries and the store be out of business in no time, superior high trust society wins again.
thats why japanese people dont want immigrants here
Yes no brown colored peoples
No blacks
@@juanjuan5698OK Colonizer.
@@juanjuan5698you said it so I don't have to
Small brained american looking smart with those glasses
big brained american
Marginally sized brain American
And that fresh haircut, looking good!
Smart? Dude looks like he drinks soy & Vegan, sits while peeing, and cries every day.
🤓
consumerism is an experience in Japan. I would actually get off my ass and go to the store than use Amazon. It's that much fun. Lose a whole day walking in a store like that.
It's WILD how different it is to the western world!!! Department stores here are so so so depressing and dry by comparison
@@m.o.x.d they're dying out because of amazon lol. also because they're not really cheap either
and nowhere near as "fun" as you see here
@@ShaiyanHossain Real. Amazon's existence doesn't help, but I'm old enough to remember and work in physical stores pre-Amazon, and they were always miserable ☠️
In places like America, you need a car to go to stores. A lot of people don't have reliable transportation or don't wanna use gas and get stuck in traffic.
In Japan, everybody walks. So it's much easier to just go outside and go visit stores/malls. Amazon and online shopping is only negatively affecting the west. In Japan, going out to physically buy stuff or going to the mall to hangout is still very much alive.
@@LeedleLee457 100% correct. Its also why shopping malls are dying out in the US. Most of them were built in places so you HAVE to get there by car. Even busses often times cant go there. Thus its more "convenient" to shop online
To think i was wholly and thoroughly entertained by a tour of a department store and a bunch of guys getting drunk.. I've said this before, but you ooze sincerity and kindness, you're like a good vibe magnet.. If you're ever back in Thailand and fancy a beer, give me a shout, you're paying..
Started your videos yesterday morning and I’m here at your most recent video! I will say it’s very addicting.. I even had my bf watch your videos on our 65” tv like it was a movie 😂 it’s like I’m there with you how authentic it is! Looking forward to your next video keep going 🫡
thanks very much for the kind words 🙏 glad you're enjoying
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a yodobashi camera binge." - Hunter S. Thompsono
You would find me in a corner of this store ...rocking ..hugging myself and crying uncontrollably 😭😂
I think it's so overwhelming I would transform into someone else mentally, I'd definitely need a drink though.
オススメで出てきて一気に見てます❗住んでたの6年前なのに日本語忘れてないし、コミュ力高い❗トラックのお兄さん達面白い🤣
他の動画も見ましたがリアルで衝撃的😳
次の動画も楽しみにしてます❗
This is giving me early 2000's Fry's Electronics vibes.
The fucking subtitles holy shit lol, I wish you had a non fucked up version but I fucking love your blunt/goofy version of them too.
you are truly a comedic genius, these subtitles had me rolling.
ignoring the english and reading the katakana カメラクリニッグセット "yeah I can read japanese" literally the most relatable thing ever.
Those dudes at the end were amazing!
They had a US store like this in the 2000’s, ‘Fry’s Electronics’
It’s heartwarming that this is still a sustainable business model in 2020s Japan
Fry's was a sad, 3rd world imitation of that glorious store. Source: I lived/worked about a block away from the HQ Fry's in San Jose California. True, it had lovable quirks all its own, such as the big shelf of porn mags and an even more abundant selection of porn on DVD and Blu-Ray. Not that I was interested in any of this stuff, but Fry's, being considerate of the customer, had both of these right next to, in the magazines, next to things like Mad Magazine and Better Housekeeping. And in the video section, next to the children's stuff like Barney The Dinosaur. In fact, I picked up a copy of "Restrepo" which is a great movie, nestled in with some Hello Kitty or some shit.
Fry's was legend. Like the time I bought a drone, couldn't get it to work right, took it to their Returns, and for some reason got $10 back more than I paid for it AND the (hopefully) better drone I'd picked out. They made it up on volume...
Or the time I went to the cafe and just wanted a banana. Due to the language barrier I just drew a quick sketch of a banana. How are your sketching skills, Small Brained American?
And, no alcohol in Fry's. Not even beer. Frankly Americans having as easy access to alcohol as Japanese is just plain scary.
I guess this is the perfect place to find a gift! 😂 So out of this world wow, I need to go there too
this summed up my experience in Japan perfectly. Amazing place.
next year i’m spending a couple months in asia and i can’t even begin to tell you how much these vids have helped me plan
this is really eye opening to me, i have worked at a best buy in america for 3 years now and this blows it out of the water ten fold.
they have all the brands we do too but more products from said brand which is interesting
“It boggles the mind, it troubles the wallet” 😂😂
wholesome af mate! you just attract great experiences bc you put yourself out there and you're not afraid. Thankyou so much for sharing, makes my day!
if theres no single foreigner in these places, you are in the right place brother
What about no ppl what so ever lol
So hilarious..."I'm no gay! I'm no gay!" And, what a mind-blowing store that is. Holy Shinto...Everything you never knew you didn't need...and more? I love it 💯👌❤️
The neck cooler sounds like the ultimate travel gadget for those hot and humid days, might need to grab one for my next trip!
I bought one before the last time I went to Vietnam. Would highly recommend!
I love how geeked you were about the kid games. You’ll be a good dad some day.
Yeah...the store is virtually empty, so just like best buy! You're right
People work at this time 😂 should see it on weekends
Thank you, had a great time watching tonight.
for some reason the vibe in Japanese cities reminds me of the original Total Recall with Schwarzenegger...
Yodobashi is the shit! Best place to get any camera gear, cheaper than US prices too with tax-free for tourists deal.
Lol, every time i go to Japan, I spend so much time in yodobashi camera. I love those shake plate machines.
yamada and bigcamera is similar as well
Another banger video from my favourite Japanese patriot!
I talked exactly like you when I visited Japan earlier this year.
My friend was like, "Your ADHD is showing so much here! NEW RULE! Stay on one topic for at least 30 seconds and finish it!"
There's so much to look at in each store. It's nuts. You either choose to have fun or have an anxiety attack LOL I chose to have fun and absorb as much as I could. Great country to vacation.
Can't wait to go back.
I would go broke if I went to that store
21:20 "got your bath salts for kids" that shit caught me off guard lmaoo
I like how no one’s asking can I help you find something… “that I don’t know where is and I’m gonna waste your time when your already know where said item is and walking to it”. Love minimal sales ppl!
He’s the silent part of my brain thinking the most funny racist and politically incorrect shit and propaganda.
seeing all these fascinating things that seem to only exist in japan that seem like a nobrainer to have everywhere in the world is neat
@@Lumattii where are you from 😁
man those subtitles had me rollin, really enjoy your channel keep it up
Oh my goodness I would go into debt if I went into that store, that place looks amazing. They should build a few of those here in America! 😅
they were so funny lol, the way he was trying to explain himself by example was amazing
Japanese are so fun to hang out with XD
Besides the great humor, what I appreciate the most about your videos is that you're down to earth and you don't use a drawling snotty inflection when you speak. Thanks for not being normal.
“And we are greeted with shouting advertisements” 😄😄
I wandered in to a Yodobashi Camera in Kyoto not knowing what it was. As you say, they have literally everything. You’d never need to shop at any other store.
btw the weird obscure spherical objects around 13:10 are litter boxes lmaoo
you dont think they are like cooling pads for cats to stay cool during summer?
I thought they were to dry your pets tbh. I think the circle one is a litter box
@@f3sh509 Yea the one that closes dry's pets (mostly puppies) after baths
@@f3sh509 oh yeah you're right! The last one is an automatic litter box though, that's why theres a "fill" line
I’m Canadian from a rural small town… 3 hours north of Toronto. Population 15k. Pipulation summer. Few hundred k cottagers. Anyways 1 hour and a half to medium sized city with a Costco this is the feeling I get lol
I've never wanted a collaboration more than Small Brained American and the Wonton Don
Always with the crazy ass subtitles lmao funny dude
At 17:21, what you were looking at was a “pollen remover”. In Japan, we have a notorious allergy, Hay Fever which suffers tremendous number of people especially in March and April. This machine is to prevent pollen on the cloths you were wearing from spreading within your home.
I love these random drinks with strangers videos 😂😂😂😂❤
27:24 I see that he'd finally succumbed to the zoomerspeak, excellent and accurate subtitles as usual
Dude ends up at random weddings, and getting lit with locals at a physical Amazon store 😂 shit’s awesome.
The fake subtitles had me LMAO
Not fake
I love Yodobashi! My first time there I was there for 4 hours….so intense. i am going back next year; I love Japan!
I only watch u when i’m high 😂 do more vintage shopping pls
I love Japan, I went and lived when I was only 17 or 18 way back in 2003 and I loved it. I got really homesick though because I stayed with a host family for almost 3 months, and it felt like forever.
Love seeing you interact with fellow alcoholics
Holy 💩 that’s hilarious at the end 😆. I’m totally going to visit that place soon when I go to Japan!
The model train set and miniature decoration section was actually the most unexpected
im starting to think he just wants ecstasy LMAO
"when your pets been bad, you can lock them in the refrigerator, and then eat them on the grill!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So funny you picked up the camera cleaning set. I was watching a video where someone was walking through Japan on a snowy night with no commentary and he was using that exact kit and I had no idea what it was. That's a crazy coincidence.
Think about it for a sec: these dudes are just getting shitfaced in the basement of a department store. Peak Japan shit right there.
I fucking love this guy, the best vids are when he drinks with japanese people!!!! Also love how he always translate the text like that, so funny to read 😂❤️
bro the way you do these videos are so unique & cool. the fucking sub captions have me howling.
I love it when you say "dumb sports", funny but its true!
Going to Japan in a week, can’t wait
7-11 egg salad sandwich. You’re welcome.
have fun man, it really is an amazing place
careful of yakuza theyre gang stalkers and will sell you acid milk
I’m just back from my 2nd trip there. It’s great, enjoy it dude
Just so you know, when you upload, it really makes my day :) Keep it up Con!
the two guys in the back at 0:41 lmaoaoa
and 32:28
Love that you are wearing the “Atlanta” shirt from the thrifting episode! Looks great on you brother. Keep this STUFF UP!
brother put on glasses and started spitting facts for 35 minutes, might have to rename the channel
Love it when you're exploring Japan
Those guys were great.
I think you made big time love to that store top to bottom LOL Id
want to live in that store and never leave.
The subtitles are the best part
The wife part is actually pretty accurate.
those subtitles dude, this was your funniest video yet
finally i have been waiting in anticipation
I love your crazy alcohol friend interactions.
I would not want to do inventory in that friggin place
Conner, This is one of the funniest TH-cam segments I have ever seen with the captions starting at 25:58 - Absolutely Hilarious - shared this with a few of my co-workers 😂
Professional youtuber calling a dust blower and lens cleaning kit an "extremely niche product" is hilarious
Your vlogs are the only thing keeping me sane
Just watching this video made me feel sick and overwhelmed
my heart rate went from 70 bpm to 140 bpm watching this video
Love your D*ug references.. btw 19:15 the arcade was called Mollyfactory 💊🤣
Btw i live in japan and those who haven't played Momotaro the Arcade version is missing out on a life changing exsperience!! im not even a gamer by any means.. your welcome 🤫
Unfortunately we shut all our stores down 😭😭 thank you for this. I want that tiny camera so bad 🥺
Absolutely hilarious - the content we needed.
The subtitles never cease to make me dye laughing, all love Max keep kicking ass!
Lol your subtitles crack me the fuck up. Those dudes were awesome haha