NRIs Aur Desh Bhakti | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ค. 2019
- I have been doing these jokes across the country for over a year. It is time they leave our borders and reach those who have left for greener pastures.
Share with your NRI friends and family members, specially the ones who seem to know more about the state of the country than the people living here.
Unsolicited WhatsApp forwards and a misplaced sense of superiority is more of an identity crisis than Desh Bhakti.
Watch, Share, Reflect
Credits:
Accord equipment: Virendra, Sanjay Gupta, Omkar
Video: Abhishek Bhutwani, Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani
Sound: Sreejith Menon, Jaison Crasto
Post Production: Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound Mixing & Mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Special Thanks: Kunal Kamra and the District of Thane
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It's a shame that Susu went viral and this didn't. So fuckin real. Favourite comic. ❤
Mehta 💗
Ur comment too...
Soo sad mehta☹️
I liked! im telling u😉
Susu is a real issue man, desh thodi important hai 🤔.
Masttt hai bhai, story dalne se dhyan gaya otherwise didn't got to see.
Thanks
@KuchBhiMehta That's probably why we get to see more of this in the first place ;)
Reason y NRI love Modi bcoz they think Modi ji is NRI too who visit India occasionally
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😁
OMG
akshay bhalerao 🤣🤣🤣true
Ooooo.......lol...
I am an NRI living in Canada now, everything he said is so true, agar itna hi patriotism hai to desh chor ke kyu aate ho, wahi pe raho na.
kyu tujhe apna desh pasand nahi kya ?
@@pranavvenugopal6733 dash pasand hai par job bhi jaruri hai apne family ko support karne ke liye
@@adv.tanmaymalikOfficial tere paas job nahi hai ?
@@pranavvenugopal6733 na bhai
@@adv.tanmaymalikOfficial ok
"Counting days and Exchange rate" so true 👏👏👏👏
Spot on
@@sandeepkkumar3941 or counting the air quality index ...I am in delhi now...
@@sandeepkkumar3941 abe waha par unka hi rape hota hain woh kya karenge!!
bhai bholna kya chaah rahe ho !!!. kiske rape ke bare mein bol rahe ho aap. My point is, NRI just don't count money , they slog like slaves to earn that money which they count and they also send money back to india. So making fun on NRIs is not fun sometime :D
I completely disagree. Being an nri only losers who weren't able to make survival count money. Occasionally we missed India during festival... but we have so many other things to do. This video will be liked by another set of losers who weren't able to make their life abroad even after trying their best.😂😂
Till today the biggest achievement in our country is to leave it
, kya observation ha bhai ,sach ke artist ho yaar ap.
NRIs: Liberal in their countries and Conservative in India.
NRI are the big source of much needed foreign currency reserve, the ignorance is astounding.
Most of the defense hardware comes from overseas,
most of the crude oil comes from overseas,
most of the modern diagnostic equipments (MRI,CatScans, Sonography,etc)comes from overseas,
Most of the heavy industries,and electronic industries,and IT hardware/software used in India, are manufactured for the most part, using technology licensed by foreign countries (mostly Europe,and US) those royalties and license fees are paid in foreign currency.
NRI plays major part in influencing Govt of their adopted countries in favor of India (recent exams is US).
These sort of support is essential for positive foreign policy.
Most of the nuclear technology and fuel as well comes from overseas.
90 % of much loved 4g and cell phone components comes from overseas.
Even our public and private administrative mathods, practices,and protocols are based on foreign textbooks.
Stop using all these and then you can bash NRI, During natural disasters the contribution from NRI is north of 30 % on average.
All these commerce for most part of it requires foreign exchange and a link for rapport which is NRI.
दिमाग को थोड़ी तकलीफ़ दो भाई, तो पता चलेगा, आपकी सुरक्षा के लिए तैनात वायुसेना के ९०% विमान विदेशी है, तेजस का इंजन GE अमरीका से आता है।
देश की क्रूड ऑयल रिफाइनरीज की ८०% मशीनरी विदेशी है ।
मोबाइल फ़ोन के ९०% पुर्जे विदेशी है।
९०% वहां भी विदेशी कैपानियो के साथ तकनीकी कोलब्रेशन से बनते है।
ओर इन सब जरूरी समान के लिए
जादा तर भुक्तान अमरीकी डॉलर में होती है जिसमें एनआरआई का हिस्सा २७% है।
याह सब आईआईटी आईआईएम वगैरा दंगाई छात्रों के अड्डे है, इनमें सब्सटेंस कुछ भी नहीं है, अगर होता तो यह सब चीजे इंडिया बना पाता।
इंडिया की अर्थव्यवस्था कंसुमेरिज्म पे निर्भर है, मेरे जैसे एनआरआई हर साल आते है ओर
7 8 लाख रुपए एक महीना में खर्च कर के जाते है, तो इंपेटस इंडियाकी इकोनॉमी को मिलता है भाई।
उपला मजला भाड़े पे दिया है क्या
@@VABBKDFW NRI BIGGEST EMBASSADOR 👍👍
@@VABBKDFW nris dont send money, those indian labours working in arab countries send us money
Ekdam True. NRIs are traitors
@shaikh 💯
The biggest achievement of this country is to leave it.... where's that line??
In his previous video "fake news" .. it was his last line.... so he continued from that ..
@@karanrami2824 oh.... thanks for the info 😅
Punia ke Pichhle standup video me😂
@@user-ht5es9ng4j th-cam.com/video/17VQ8Rd9z0E/w-d-xo.html
It's in the starting of the video
Silence throughout this video was the sound of truth 😛
Saurabh Salimkumar watch the video again, and this time “unmute” it.
@@notsarthakpatil :D :D :D
Indeed
Hello bhai, didn't expect to find you here :)
@@marcusaureliusfanboy Hahah! Hey buddy! Such a strange way to find each other indeed. =P
Love the way you speak, i smell patriotism in your comedies, do not let this go.......(P.S. - from a fauji)
Indias most Underrated comic imo. Loving everything from his choice of music to the captions in the middle, his style of story-telling, his delivery, his timing, and his candor!
He he Kya topic pakadta hai ye.Genius Punit. I always thot NRI n thier intens deshbhkti to b funny. Specially in last 5-6 years .Liked already.
Visa nahi laga Kya?
I live in Canada, love your content Punit. Always scary, relatable and funny. India has very few juvenalian satirists. You’re the best.💘
Watching this video in Sydney! Very relatable. Hum log Christmas ko hi Diwali manate hain 🤣
Sedney Bro , How r u doing.. you may think y random guy is requesting me .. but still see any job for me pls. Im civil Engineer In TATA PROJECTS
@@rajeshrangaswamy9190 stuti is more of a sista and not a bro for sure....
Hope you got the job you were looking for.
This video picks up where Fake News, Mob Lynchings Aur Vikas left. I am taking my show Gainfully Employed to cities across India, hope to see you guys there:
26th July, Fri, Secunderabad - in.bookmyshow.com/events/friday-comedy-in-secunderabad/ET00107342
27th July, Sat, Hyderabad - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00102485
28th July, Sun, Bengaluru - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00107404
2nd Aug, Fri, Chandigarh - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00107662
3rd Aug
, Sat, Gurgaon - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-by-punit-pania/ET00107867
4th Aug, Sun, Delhi - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-by-punit-pania/ET00108167
15th Aug, Thu, Mumbai - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00107501
16th Aug, Fri, Surat - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00107847
17th Aug, Sat, Baroda - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00108035
18th Aug, Sun, Ahmedabad - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gainfully-employed-punit-pania/ET00107892
Bhakts are ruling these days. Let's see what happens to our country for the next 5 years.
Hey Punit! Good to add tickets link to this list. Where can I buy them?
@@wanderer6071 correct
Do garba on modi visit
Cheer for indian cricket
Criticise western culture holding citizen ship of the same country
Celebrate indian festivals with traditional attire
Etc etc
And be more westerner then the westerner themselves while visiting 🇮🇳
This is NRI deshbhakti
The biggest chutiyagiri was amrish puri singing ye duniya ek dulhan is dulhan ke mathe ki bindiya ye mera india....... On London street 😆😅😂😁😄😃
are miya bhai aap
@@agupta9097 KYU MIYA BHAI SACH NAHI BOL SAKTE .
😂😂😂
1 guy who disliked this video: akshay kumar
😂
Bhai ko ek peti daseri aam dene ka sab settle hojainga
Yes he disliked before the Premier.
I didn't get it... Smjha दे yrr😅😅😅
39 other are his fans
Your jokes, more than being jokes or just fun and laugh, they show the harsh reality of things happening around us. Makes one think deeply on what's going wrong.. Thanks for all the amazing work ❤️
Occasional riots ke saath occasional lynching bhi
@Tireless Wanderer really Whatsapp graduate
NRI's patriotism level is the highest by leave their own country 😂😂😂😂😂
Jai Bothra do you not think staying out but till contributing to Indian economy and investing in India’s growth is batter staying in country and using all resources and doing zero contributions and being Facebook worrier.
Some stupids don’t know less then 3% Indians who live abroad are contributing€ 70 billion as much as 50% Indian do so logically 1NRI contributes as much as 17Indians , so who should feel more proud I will leave to you .
@@GP-hr2md bhai investing back in India??? like what pay tax here??
buying in our stock market??
please share how they invest back?? I know many NRI they buy home ,cars stocks , in the country they live.
and the comparison you made 1=17 that's because of our poor economy.
NRI are blessed with good education bhai.
escaping India is their achievement not patriotism .😊😊🙏🙏
Gyana ranjan Pattanaik you are trying to educate these gawars .. we are good at “Angur khatte hai ..” these are ass-burns. These people think we came here just due to luck and not at all contributing back to country. You can teach who want to listen .. hard to educate stone.
@@GP-hr2md do visit canada once .
@@jaibothra4552 I work in banking industry , I know how NRIs are contributing by bringing foreign currencies to india which in turn increases the purchasing power of the country in international markets when u have the foreign currency reserves in ur hands . I know there is an issue of brain drain but that is less than 1 % rest are the people who couldn't survive the competitive level here so had to leave ....Overall government is benefitted through NRIs .
Thanks .
It's true and i have done my phd from usa and pursuing my post doctoral from japan. We love our country but thing is that we are not able to get opportunities in India and except some institution, most of institution don't value their students
Very true.
Saw hypocrisy of many people .
Out of india they will celebrate 15 Aug / 26 January @ times square , etc..
But once back in india no more intrest to go for such celebrations.
All so called rules of cleanliness etc out of india ..
Not against NRI but this hypocrisy is bad..
Biggest achievements of any indian at moment is to becoming NRI ..( !!!! )...very funny ...
Very good observations..
This stand-up was so relatable. I am a student studying in Australia and Shahrukh Khan is actually coming here next month.
create some occasional mob lynching celebration there.
@@shakyamohanty5798 Australia already have rascism problem they are already feeling home there
Hahahaha love from Hong Kong, even laughed at your line man "the biggest achievement of today's is to leave the country". Very true lines man
Akshay Kumar Disliked this Video 😉
Churaya hua comment😉
Woh toh NRI bhi nahi hai.... woh toh candian hai
NRI's occasionally should organize riots so that they feel home...
Ha ha ha
Kya thoka hai!
NRI are the big source of much needed foreign currency reserve, the ignorance is astounding.
Most of the defense hardware comes from overseas,
most of the crude oil comes from overseas,
most of the modern diagnostic equipments (MRI,CatScans, Sonography,etc)comes from overseas,
Most of the heavy industries,and electronic industries,and IT hardware/software used in India, are manufactured for the most part, using technology licensed by foreign countries (mostly Europe,and US) those royalties and license fees are paid in foreign currency.
NRI plays major part in influencing Govt of their adopted countries in favor of India (recent exams is US).
These sort of support is essential for positive foreign policy.
Most of the nuclear technology and fuel as well comes from overseas.
90 % of much loved 4g and cell phone components comes from overseas.
Even our public and private administrative mathods, practices,and protocols are based on foreign textbooks.
Stop using all these and then you can bash NRI, During natural disasters the contribution from NRI is north of 30 % on average.
All these commerce for most part of it requires foreign exchange and a link for rapport which is NRI.
दिमाग को थोड़ी तकलीफ़ दो भाई, तो पता चलेगा, आपकी सुरक्षा के लिए तैनात वायुसेना के ९०% विमान विदेशी है, तेजस का इंजन GE अमरीका से आता है।
देश की क्रूड ऑयल रिफाइनरीज की ८०% मशीनरी विदेशी है ।
मोबाइल फ़ोन के ९०% पुर्जे विदेशी है।
९०% वहां भी विदेशी कैपानियो के साथ तकनीकी कोलब्रेशन से बनते है।
ओर इन सब जरूरी समान के लिए
जादा तर भुक्तान अमरीकी डॉलर में होती है जिसमें एनआरआई का हिस्सा २७% है।
याह सब आईआईटी आईआईएम वगैरा दंगाई छात्रों के अड्डे है, इनमें सब्सटेंस कुछ भी नहीं है, अगर होता तो यह सब चीजे इंडिया बना पाता।
इंडिया की अर्थव्यवस्था कंसुमेरिज्म पे निर्भर है, मेरे जैसे एनआरआई हर साल आते है ओर
7 8 लाख रुपए एक महीना में खर्च कर के जाते है, तो इंपेटस इंडियाकी इकोनॉमी को मिलता है भाई।
उपला मजला भाड़े पे दिया है क्या
Maza aagaya maza aagya
VABBKDFW haha lol!! NRIs do shit for India!! NRIs just go to make money and nothing else!! They have no patriotic feelings for country only money in mind!! Plus there is a minister of foreign affairs who looks in the matters you have cited!! NRIs cant influnce US people when they are being treated as outsiders!! The help that NRIs provide to India is neglible.
Best stand up comedian ever in India.
Honesty and philosophy blurring the line between horror and comedy this guy is a master.
Vote bank who can't even vote...give this man a noble. Genius!
Noble what?
@Pranav Patel xD
This happens when you spend more time watching emotionally charged comedy shows than actually reading stuff. NRIs do vote! No hate intended.
@@AmanRajput-gu6qx p
Bhai NRIs can vote by mail. Not only NRIs have vote, they also are also biggest political donors in india behind corporate. NRI not only vote dal skta but jo paisa tera aur mera vote leane k liye lgta hai woh v NRI hi supply krta hai. Ab yeh mat keh deana k main paisa leke vote nahi dalta but party ka paisa toh kharch hota hi ea apne parchar par aur opposition k durparchar par.
I was in the audience! Thoroughly enjoyed your set♥️
Behanchod, Pav Bhaji, Modi.... 😂😂 Hillarious. You are simply the best man! Thank you
i kept laughing till the end becoz of that joke
Ghoor kyu raha hai?
Was it joke! Ready?
@@prashantpatel5127 Bro! You watch Kapil sharma show, good for you
Punit ji ... i am a nri and i have become your fan after listening to this ... superb and very well observed... keep up the great work... waiting to see more videos
Great Joke's, Lovely Punches.
Specially Desh ki feeling wala 😁😂😂 was too good...
as you grow older you tend to get less and less amused by standup comedians, people whom I used to find absolutely funny and hilarious are at the max only managing to get a smile out of me, The jokes of Punit are on a different level, you got to be more mature to understand his jokes and its never gets old, if you understand sarcasm and you have the maturity to listen to taunts you'll enjoy Punit... love you man, dil jeet liya....
wait a minute.. Punit is Jaspal Bhatti! damn
Jaspal Bhatti reborn to claim his well deserved FAME .
Bloody hell now I can't unsee it. 😂
maine 2 din pehle hi Jaspal Bhatti ka video dekha tha koi..islye ekdum se strike hua!
sahi mein yarr
no. there will never be another Jaspal Bhatti
he was an institution.
without disrespecting others, can say that to compare Bhatti's lineage with floating talent, is undermining the worth of ALL that his team and him did
Am your typical Modi Bhakt NRI, but I really enjoyed this one by @PunitPania. Brilliant delivery and insight. Punit is easily one of India's best comics. The ability to make a thought provoking point gently and funnily is truly the peak of this art - and Punit is one of the few who can pull it off. A refreshing change from "activist" political comics who are self-obsessed, nauseatingly unfunny,
and gratingly dumb.
This guy is definition of humor
All hate commenting are those who failed their IELTS 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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Yeah
hahahaha. Bravo
Being a Nri ...loved this content. Particularly Giving tips to everyone 😂😂😂😂
Topical comedy at its best! Comedians talking about the real situation. Thank you! It was brilliant and the message at the end too
Punit bhai ... Yaar chota hojaraha he yaar video .. like seriously always waiting and searching for your new shows...love u bhai.good luck.
Tune dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya bhai.
I live in Canada🤣
Oh, the first line was so true.
Greatest achievement in this country is leaving it.
Man u always leave me wondering what to feel after listening to you.. terrific content as always
Bhai comedy kar rahe but.. Bhai ka BP badha huwa hai....
Correct way of flushing out anger...
Agle ki le bhi li aur agla kucch bol bhi nh paaya.. Zakk maar k hasega saala..
Great bro... U are my fvrt.
Bhai Bhai...So clear crisp and to the point.. way to go bro. Amazing content
Amazing Punit ... love the content ... looking forward to live shows soon!
Superb! Always loved the way you deliver your jokes...Great job sone once again Punit Pania! Jai Hind
This guy is a Legend wayyyy ahead of his time. Future generations will agree, perhaps. I may not be there to witness that but I don't care. Keep up the hope. Truly, Jai Hind 🙏.
Love you humor punitji.. please keep uploading such clips.. I love your videos.. keep it up
I was waiting for this video after the teaser. Hillarious!
Wifi mein deshbhakti: sums up an NRI.
watching this clip from new york, dude its so relatable , hats off to you man loved it .
@punit pania you are amazingly talented and at the same time funny,witti and realistic person.
Watching this from Pakistan but feeling same hi arhi ha :D
Bhai Maaza as Gaya but I will give one suggestion you should come live after 6 PM... because your most of the viewers are working in IT company and Government Sector 😊😊....MADE IN INDIA 😂😂😂
TH-cam Live karenge jald hi
@@PunitPania karo
Maze maze me... Super like
The very 1st line!! OMG.. Great content.. Superb act.. hillarious and relatable.. 😄😄😄😄
Everything is good...in moderation sirjee! Same with India...door se hi sahi! 😜 good punch lines!
Immensely spectacular content brother sober simple and to the point💗💗
Counting days and exchange rate...dil pe laga yaar..direct
Dil jeet liya bro . aapne
Only Educated people can understand this stand-up comedy...😂😂...like if u agree👍👍
You're in the hitlist after Kamra, Varun xD 😂😂
Touched at the right point Sir....
So true saari Deshbhakti NRI log ke paas hi hai ..
Man you are underrated. Kya hold hai audience par. Subbed
Amazing....
So true and above all they were all Indians jokes...
The way he says "chutie k jese " 🤣
You r wonderful, thanks
As an NRI can relate to each of your statements.
Loved your Kochi gig to a packed house :D. Great new material. Buddha from Darbhanga hit the spot!
Bro your through process are freaking awesome . Very impressive..
Ek number. Punit great
@Punit Pania - Awesome bit man... Loved it. True and funny!! - from Chicago
Till today the biggest achievement of this country is to leave it 🤗
I know it's bitter but at the same time it's truth and reality 🙄
Nothing matters here not your education or talent or experience against someone with baap with contacts or at top position 😛
@@jsdhinchakdude friend kaha milega itnaa content 🤣🤣🤣
@@sundardisilva kahin nahin xD but unfortunately we aren't content creators xD
@Siya ya l experienced the same when l was studying in USA ....But its life and better life compared to India living life system.
Flamingos aya parcel leke chala gaya... wifi pe desh bhakti.. gst Bharke dekh 🤣👍👍👍💯😂 desi marvels 😂
One of the best stand up performance available in youtube
"Bisleri ka bhaav badhaa rahe Hain." PURE GENIUS.
Punia sir ..This is gonna hurt real bad to some people...wait a sec... they're NRI...Who cares Even they don't ..
You should get nominated for president of dark comedy club among kamra , grover and others..
Love you sir
You are so good!! man!
When it comes to sarcasm there is no one like punit pania sir
Real and rare amongst all
Mota Bhai Amit Shah ji is watching this, soon he will buy Punit!
Love you bro.....
Some real stuff ,thanks for this video .
great bit and especially well said at the end in the notes
wah bhai wah!! what a highly qualified content you have !!
i saluted you...
Gajab bhai
Sir huge respect from Punjab..The way you narrated the whole truth is outstanding 🙏🙏
Punit pania does a real hell of a comedy
The best line " organise occasional riots " .... Guys we got a fresh Avatar of Kunal kamra..
Very nice... Insightful.
Sir,
The first line you said touch my heart. 🇮🇳
Punit you are super star
Where were till now?
Punit Bhai too good!! And let me tell you , have good observations
Bitter truth....hilariously portrayed...👍👍👌👌
Amazing sirji
Legend!
*And those NRIs with the highest patriotism are those who forsake Indian passport & took Citizenship from another country😅.*
Sounds like a biopic on Rajiv Bhatia aka Akshay Kumar.
Man the rawness in his jokes was extraordinary. Well done sir 👍
Superb, Best Standups