I'm not the biggest fan of Kirito x Asuna, or a fan of it at all anymore, but I love this. Yui is a, uh... very curious young girl, isn't she? xD Edit: I have no idea how or why this has so many views lol.
I think it’s hilarious. It would put any parent in panic especially what Kirito and asuna were about to do ;). Kirito was about to slide in her dms so fast and immidately get cockblocked by their daughter lol. ( story of my old life with my old gf) And she be like “ Ooh so this is what biology is like”! And then the couple will know what yui meant by different “ emotional patterns ;)”
I would have laugh so much if when yui says "i can't know becouse I'm a kid" if she changed her avatar to full fully grow adult and say "im I old enough now?"
Considering this "child" was forced by the creator of SAO to continue monitoring the psychological evolution of the players, thus witnessing countless cases of falling into madness and suicide, without being allowed to intervene, I'd say a little talk about birds and bees wouldn't affect her that much.
I remember my 5 year old cousin asking me how babies were made and....... I told her that storks brought babies then she asked me how the storks made them i said ill tell you when your older and she ran of crying
That was absolutely adorable. Yui is fantastic. I wish she could set her appearance to age "appropriately" as the yes go by. Maybe by the end of Unital Ring, she'd look older. Hel, it's cute to imagine Kirito and Asuna being at the age that they wanna have a bio kid, and explaining to that child as they grow up that the girl on the screen is their big sister.
Tell me about it. Though playing the story of this game is like watching an alternate version of the anime. At least that's how I played it. I took my time. I originally got it for the fanservice, yet got so into the mechanics that I'm *considered* the best player now. Whether true or not, it's a really great game. Even the made-up characters I like better than many of the ones from the anime xP
+Shinku no Yami what bothers me is the choices people made, why make an anime series that started well, the second half was meh and season 2 cancer. and make this games, why didint they make an anime like the first half of s1 and incorporated stories like these games in it. it would be the best thing to watch.
They did cut season 1 too short. It was much longer in the novels. Though I actually liked SAO 2, at least the GGO arc. Sinon got so much focus and development that she seemed like the main character, because none of the other girls got that kind of growth. I don't even think the anime ever focused inside their mind. I like that Sinon's the only other dual wielder in Hollow Fragment too, and is really OP like my latest vid shows xD But then that also brings me back to hating Alfheim, or disliking it at least. Asuna used to be awesome and interesting, but they made her character more docile and domesticated, like a stereotypical housewife. Eating's not essential in SAO, so her cooking focus seemed like a waste. She really took a side seat after the Alfheim arc, to where I no longer liked the pairing because she had no focus or development. Even the thing with her mom seemed like an attempt to try to fix the imbalance between her growth and Sinon's. I mean Sinon's cool on her own, but the reason she's the most preferred girl stems a lot from the creators' neglect of Asuna, when she otherwise started off as pretty awesome. Would be cool if they did like... not a reboot of the anime exactly, but an alternate version that followed this story. Showing every single floor too. And maybe them having alternate ending arcs with Kirito ending up with a different girl in each one. That would also earn them more money because people who buy box set DVDs would likely buy more than one of the endings. Or hell, a harem ending so everyone's happy. To LOVE-Ru seems to be going that route lol. I liked the anime, but this game seems to have a bit more to it. For $20, it has way more than the full $120 Battlefront EA package...
i get your point, in fact that all makes a lot of sense. a not exactly reboot would be great, but just continuing the story in SAO, them going through the levels etc. i think kirito x asuna is the best in the end, but a harem would do aswell as long as shes included ;)
LOL. My grandmother told me the same thing. I had no idea what she really meant. I was only like 5 or 6 years old. So the longest time I thought she meant that you can get pregnant just by sleeping with someone in the same bed. LOL.
Your mom is saying the wrong thing, babies are made when the male and female get together and start having (whistle sounds) in the bed. Then a year later, a baby comes out and you bring it to the Maury Show to find out if your man is the father. So that's how babies are made.
How do you make babies 101: 1.Push Part A into Part B (the deeper the better) 2.Rapidly pull out and push Part A 3.Pour white liquid into Part B through Part A 4.Wait for a couple of months 5.Take care of your cute newborn ;) #iknowimlate
Part A is a long hard throbbing bolt and Part B is a moist quivering nut. You screw in the bolt, unscrewing and screwing it in again to make sure it's in there good, and you finish it with some white hot glue. And that's how a baby is made.
Abridged version Yui: How do you make babies? Kirito: *thinks* Dating sims. You max out happiness, secure a marriage and then- Asuna: Will you just shut up. Listen sweetie, when a man and a woman love each other very much- Kirito: Did you just call me a man? I heard it. Yui is a witness. Asuna: Are you going to keep interrupting me? Kirito: Maybe I should mention the story about the stork that flew to the island, carrying those future plumbers- Asuna: That's a video game. Kirito: We're IN a video game. How do you know that ISN'T what happens? Asuna: Because you're too dumb for that. Look, Yui, when a person with special key finds another person with a special lock, and they come together after confessing their feelings for one another, they- Kirito: Oh here we go. You get mad at me for using video game analogies. Meanwhile, Padme Amidala is quoting rejected free verse from the local poet's society. Asuna: Keys and locks make a lot more sense than storks and yoshis. Kirito: What do you have against Yoshi? He's the one who carried everything. Kind of like what I've been doing for the last few years. Asuna: When you find proof that Yoshi's have gestation periods let me know. Kirito: Well then, I'll just have to introduce my friend Birdo. Asuna: You are insufferable. Kirito: Clearly you seem to have forgotten about the Kirito is Always Right Foundation. Asuna: Oh yeah? Well what about the Asuna Gets Her Way Foundation? *As Kirito and Asuna argue* Yui: I think I'm just going to look it up.
My mom was similar. Told me the truth about everything, and never went easy on me in any game we played. Much respect to yours. One of the worst things a parent can do is try to coddle their kid from the world they'll eventually have to live in xP
Well now the joke's on her since I'm the way better gamer xD Partly because she has Multiple Sclerosis, but she's a sport about it. She also lacks a gamer instinct, and I'd make it a point to make fun of her blunders whenever I'd co-commentate during her streams. But it made it more entertaining along with her good attitude about it. My gameplay's not as fun to watch because no commentary. This vid has vastly more views than my normal stuff lol.
M2... Also , I was expecting some fucked up commentaries to show up at anytime ... Like Asuna going all racist or Kirito snapping out and saying the REAL DEAL..
Oh yeah, I was really hoping he'd just burst out with, "OKAY! If you REALLY want to know, the human male takes his-" and probably get interrupted by Asuna
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Every role voiced by Kanae Ito is guaranteed to be perverted in some way or another. Here is Exhibit A. Exhibit B: Sanae from Ikamusume Exhibit C: Ruiko from To Aru series Exhibit D: Sena Kashiwazaki from Haganai
Pac-Man: (Bursts in) Nope. We are NOT mentioning that in a Namco game! Kirito & Asuna: Okay. Yui: … Edit: For those who don't get it, Sword Art Online: Hollow Fragment is published by Namco, the same company who created Pac-Man.
3 actually lol. Re: Hollow Fragment is the remaster of the PS Vita's Hollow Fragment, which is a remake of Infinite Moment. Then there's Lost Song, which is the game version of ALO I guess (haven't played it). And now I've been playing Hollow Realization, which is for both PS4 and PS Vita.
lmaooo just go on the App Store or whatever store you have, I use apple so I don't know about other devices, and search up Sword art online: memory defrag and you should find it! And if that doesn't work then search it up online and you may be able to find a link :D
patricio torre well in most jrpgs (Japanese role playing games) they leave your character silence so you develop what you think of them you see it in like chrono trigger and others
Both of the above comments are accurate... but it's kind of silly for Kirito, who _has his face on-screen_ at times and _already has a voice actor,_ to not be voiced...
im gonna go and agree to the whole superimpossing your own voice for kirito like some other jrpgs but lemme rebottle that by saying kirito has been an established character, unlike crono who is suppose to be your avatar in crono trigger or serge for that matter in crono cross. what im getting at is that eventually, bandai-namco added voice to your main character in both god eaters be it just in battle and a one-off during story mode but thats enough to say that your mc has its own voice. haseo from dothack gu also has his own voice as he is your only character and you cant customize him beyond equipments, same with kirito in all SAO based game. what im getting at is that kirito need his original voice as he isnt an avatar for a self-imposed jrpg but an established anime-like experience. games like visual novels have to do that because you are the current mc wether you created it or its a mc from an already established franchise like clannad or other visual novels. silent protagonist must only be done if you can create your own character. then again i am on the process of making my own jrpg using rpg maker and my vision is to allow players to create their own character as a super-imposed avatar that also interacts with the story as if the pc is a living breathing character like the npcs.
+Kᴀᴍɪ Kᴀᴛɪ Rᴀɪᴋᴋᴏɴᴇɴ Still though, she should've read her nervousness. A simple lie detector could've been able to tell. You'd think a highly developed AI would've been at least a little suspicious.
+Bass Canon I think she was too fed up with her curiousity to bother detecting the nervous atmosphere. What's more is the fact she doesn't have... that info in her program.
When I was little, I always thought that if a mommy and daddy kissed enough, they would make a baby. I soon later began to catch on with the fact that that was not what happened...
I was like "wait how does the baby know to be like the father?" Cuz I knew the mother gave birth to the baby but didn't know about dna so I just assumed that when people kissed that would give the baby info to be like their dad idk
When I'm asked this, I usually just go with how it us described in the bible. Made from dust, shaped into a human and breathed life into by god. Technically not lying but not truthful either
srsly, does anybody know where the ''make babies by kissing'' thing comes from. it's used in a lot of anime and VN's, so is it some kind of japaneese folklore or something, or just something people use(d) to say to their kids
Hosea Davit wouldn't it just be easier to say that they'll have to wait until they get older to find out so there isn't any misunderstandments(like they talked about in the end of the video)
The part where Kirito says "Oof!!!!" Would be wierd if we removed all the exclamation marks and made it all with uncapital letters. Kirito: *oof* Emotion 💯
I mean technically by the time they left sao, he was 18 and Asuna was 19 but yh it’s still rlly weird, I agree with u, quite young to have a kid at that age tbh. Even if they were married
I swear, the way Kirito got Asuna to deal with this Yui situation was smooth af. He basically said, “you dug yourself into this hole, you dig yourself out.”
That was hilarious, I clicked on this vid saying "How do you make babies" thinking it was something I missed in the first season or maybe in the god awful second season that got old the moment they were done in GGO. Than turns out its a game where Asuna is talking about "taking care of" Kirito and shortly after that, they are dodging around the topic talking about sex to a highly intelligent self aware AI program that looks like a 10 year-old girl who should know more about sex than they do.
+Andries Velten No. It's for PS Vita and PS4 (what my version is). What that means is (at least if you live in the US), that it doesn't have a physical disk. You have to download it from the PSN store.
Wait, Yui's a psychiatrist AI, so she would already have access to information regarding human relationships, right? Which means she would already know about sex, right? So if I'm correct, then Yui was basically just messing with Kirito and Asuna, right?
I remember when I asked my parents this as a child, they told me that only adults are allowed to know, and if they told me they would be forced to treat me as an adult so no more mom making pancakes in the morning, no more ice cream, and I would have to wake up to an alarm clock not my mom waking me up.....I lost interest really quick
Kirito: we are about to do something that starts with p and ends with orn....
Asuna: Popcorn?
lmao
Me want popcorn. . .
@Liam Barber Wait why?
@Liam Barber OMG lol, I can imagine what they thought he was gonna say, "p**n
XD
Yui: How do you make babies
Kirito: *ONLINE DATING*
virtual s- ok sry
Vietnamese roblox flashbacks
@@wellshet6122 ok...
it’s that even legal!? O_O
Nope, holding hands
Kirito: Your mommy will answer that for you.
*ragequits*
xDD
Chadarnook
😂😂
Chadarnook
"Fuck this shit I'm out."
*RIPS OUT NERVEGEAR POWERCORD*
@@alexanderinoa7850 he'd rather die then explain
@@toolkitthestupid196
True, if he takes out the Nerve Gear somehow he dies
(dissapearingblackguy.jpg)
“It’s the way biology ensures the survival of the species, so it must be very important”
Yui’s got a point.
Absolute Unit no no, she’s got a point
@@keitakun8879 I think you're wrong, she's got a point.
Ezra Matan no i think your wrong, she does got a point
_pretendo_ .....where are we going with this
@@sonamytmnt9783 you got a point
"Crushed by Asuna's soft bosom. On second thought, there are worse ways to go."
Like?
Drew Taylor that glitches out and killed itself?
@@cybrgames3537 Sao abridged right?
@@iknowimstupidwhenisaythisb6749 Like the guy that got trapped upside down in a cave and slowly died over the corse of 3 days. Tries Story.
Does anyone else think that it is adorable when yui gets her parents into awkward situations like this
I think it’s hilarious. It would put any parent in panic especially what Kirito and asuna were about to do ;). Kirito was about to slide in her dms so fast and immidately get cockblocked by their daughter lol. ( story of my old life with my old gf) And she be like “ Ooh so this is what biology is like”! And then the couple will know what yui meant by different “ emotional patterns ;)”
XDD YES UwU
So cute
No
jim forburger it’s fun
it just made sense to me how Yui looks like Asuna... but with Kirito's eyes and hair. 😂😅
Princess Alone
Yeah because she kinda is their Daughter😂😂
@Yui Chan Nani!!!!!! Yui Chan, i have the decade card of your daddy form....hehehehe
Princess Alone Then again they did have sex in Asuna’s room before they got married and bought their house...
Yui Chan Protecc this one!
Uh, yui looks more similar with kirito and sinon
Asuna: *Talking*
Yui: *Talking*
Kirito: (We don’t do that here)
Yui:Looks like Asuna but with Kiritos' Hair and Eyes
The Harem:They made a Baby!!
I mean they probably did by now
In game
3:10
Me:Dear Lord, Yui you poor,sweet,stupid cinnamon roll
And she was smiling after that lol
it's time to delete my history
No use, videos like these will be in your recommended tab for months! They stick around like fucking cancer
ik ;-; can't get rid of the cancer
I came prepared. I always use Firefox private mode.
Limey Figdet Well played sir.
no m8
...I don't understand why TH-cam recommended this to me...
Same tbh
Same
same but at least is funny
Same
Same
How did I get here? I was watching overwatch and music vids........
Atleatst it didn't go into the process of what happens INSIDE of a womb when a baby is being created, I swear AutoPlay Destroyed my innocence
DANM YOU AUTOPLAY!!
don't lie to me
JustSomeKid I'm not lying. Autoplay did this
***** I did too....
Kirito: Your mommy can tell you that.
Asuna: You aren't old enough to know yet
Michael Rosen: Noice
I love how kirito is smirking when they had the “sister” conversation
I would have laugh so much if when yui says "i can't know becouse I'm a kid" if she changed her avatar to full fully grow adult and say "im I old enough now?"
Redbarchetta that should've happened. Could've made this gold scene into platinum. 😂
Insert Persona Vabel avatar for Yui
Jervis Javier SPOILERS MUCH
Emperor Kyurem not much of a spoiler anymore though
It would be at that moment my jaw would drop to the floor.
Advanced Emotion scanning AI.....doesn't understand sex....
It's so stupid it hurts!
XHdot23 right? Lol I love Sao but something's are just inexcusable. She should be smarter than they are!
Have you considered the possibility that this takes place before Yui remembered that she was an AI?
h0m3st4r she talks about reading systems during the game....
Swagruto Uzumaki Then she's either trolling Kirito and Asuna or sex simply isn't a standard feature in the game.
OH GOD! THE INNOCENT CHILD'S MIND IS RUINED!!!
she's an AI
that makes it way worse
Considering this "child" was forced by the creator of SAO to continue monitoring the psychological evolution of the players, thus witnessing countless cases of falling into madness and suicide, without being allowed to intervene, I'd say a little talk about birds and bees wouldn't affect her that much.
It was already ruined.
Carstea Florentin love ur profile pic😊👍
Okay, I want them to have a little sister for Yui now 😂
Souka...
Try find at DL Action
Sooooo is Kirito gonna write something ai system?
No i
🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺I🤺SAID🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺
@@narutoeditsx8643 LMAO
I DONT REMEMBER WRITING THIS COMMENT HELP
I remember my 5 year old cousin asking me how babies were made and.......
I told her that storks brought babies then she asked me how the storks made them i said ill tell you when your older and she ran of crying
oof
oof
Oof i felt that, and it’s already 2020
OOOOOOOOOOOFFFF
You should've just told her to ask her parents. It's not your job to explain sex to her.
why this recommended for me ? oh well ....
you're not the only one...
I bet , well do like the anime though
don't be embarrassed is more of a funny story then embrassing one
...
FunnyToast27 //GamingMCPE .... same
İf she really wants to know, she could ask Klein
A the rate this series is going, Klein's gonna be the last one to know what making a baby feels like lol.
Klein will be the one seducing women.
The funniest thing is that, in this game, Kirito is so smooth that he can seduce Klein lol.
Nope... check chapter 16.5 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now that's one shipping that needs to be done. He was Kirito's first, after all.
THIS IS A GAME?!?How come nobody told me.
there like 3 SAO Games
Theirs an SAO and ALO game on ROBLOX.com and they are half-decent for the website
Shadona The Neko Roblox Seriously?
Barry LiV619
Yes. deal with it.
LikaBoss 2334 did you watch the anime?
Asuna: kirito come here
Kirito: *oof*
NANI?
Eren Yeager are you a potato
That was absolutely adorable. Yui is fantastic. I wish she could set her appearance to age "appropriately" as the yes go by. Maybe by the end of Unital Ring, she'd look older. Hel, it's cute to imagine Kirito and Asuna being at the age that they wanna have a bio kid, and explaining to that child as they grow up that the girl on the screen is their big sister.
WHY DID WE GET ELFHEIM ONLINE AND NOT THIS!? THIS WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IN THE ANIME!!!
Tell me about it. Though playing the story of this game is like watching an alternate version of the anime. At least that's how I played it. I took my time. I originally got it for the fanservice, yet got so into the mechanics that I'm *considered* the best player now. Whether true or not, it's a really great game. Even the made-up characters I like better than many of the ones from the anime xP
+Shinku no Yami what bothers me is the choices people made, why make an anime series that started well, the second half was meh and season 2 cancer. and make this games, why didint they make an anime like the first half of s1 and incorporated stories like these games in it. it would be the best thing to watch.
They did cut season 1 too short. It was much longer in the novels. Though I actually liked SAO 2, at least the GGO arc. Sinon got so much focus and development that she seemed like the main character, because none of the other girls got that kind of growth. I don't even think the anime ever focused inside their mind. I like that Sinon's the only other dual wielder in Hollow Fragment too, and is really OP like my latest vid shows xD
But then that also brings me back to hating Alfheim, or disliking it at least. Asuna used to be awesome and interesting, but they made her character more docile and domesticated, like a stereotypical housewife. Eating's not essential in SAO, so her cooking focus seemed like a waste. She really took a side seat after the Alfheim arc, to where I no longer liked the pairing because she had no focus or development. Even the thing with her mom seemed like an attempt to try to fix the imbalance between her growth and Sinon's. I mean Sinon's cool on her own, but the reason she's the most preferred girl stems a lot from the creators' neglect of Asuna, when she otherwise started off as pretty awesome.
Would be cool if they did like... not a reboot of the anime exactly, but an alternate version that followed this story. Showing every single floor too. And maybe them having alternate ending arcs with Kirito ending up with a different girl in each one. That would also earn them more money because people who buy box set DVDs would likely buy more than one of the endings.
Or hell, a harem ending so everyone's happy. To LOVE-Ru seems to be going that route lol. I liked the anime, but this game seems to have a bit more to it. For $20, it has way more than the full $120 Battlefront EA package...
i get your point, in fact that all makes a lot of sense. a not exactly reboot would be great, but just continuing the story in SAO, them going through the levels etc. i think kirito x asuna is the best in the end, but a harem would do aswell as long as shes included ;)
RaptorXD22 I agree
this is not normal but wait! i just remembered that this is sao, so nothing's normal😂
Believe me, things are FAR from normal in SAO.
true
OH NO A RPER
+AnimefanRex
I know, right? XD
SAO can get weird at times :p
GG asuna...GG
GG no RE
*Gasp*
TheSomeoneXD LOL kirito pervert edition
Llakelley sword souls 3 prepare your anus eidtion
Ahh! Creepy Kirito!
"How do you make babies?"
Me: Nooooppppppeeeee!!! (backs up into my house, shuts the front door, locks it, and barricades it)
A barricade won't stop it better get a sentry gun and a flamethrower
Or machine gun
Or both
Me: Yui don't you dare.....
Yui: WOWEE! Are you about to make babies?!
Me: Oh god....
Hey Ash......MAKE BABIES WITH SERENA,BAKA!!
Wow
Congrats on the Alola League!
Neo Legend Zhepyr legit the only girl who TRULY loved him and they even KISSED!! Why couldn’t we see her more?! 😫
It is at that point i preformed the mightiest of facepalms.
When I was little I ask my mom how babies were made and she said by sleeping with other people
EpicGamers9111 My dad just gave me a book on it when I was eight.
LOL. My grandmother told me the same thing. I had no idea what she really meant. I was only like 5 or 6 years old. So the longest time I thought she meant that you can get pregnant just by sleeping with someone in the same bed. LOL.
Your mom is saying the wrong thing, babies are made when the male and female get together and start having (whistle sounds) in the bed. Then a year later, a baby comes out and you bring it to the Maury Show to find out if your man is the father. So that's how babies are made.
I never asked my parents such questions. I found out through tv. When I was 8 I knew what sex was.
SSDARKPIT I found out in a game at the age of 6 I was so young I didn't know there was a rule about online dating,.
How do you make babies 101:
1.Push Part A into Part B (the deeper the better)
2.Rapidly pull out and push Part A
3.Pour white liquid into Part B through Part A
4.Wait for a couple of months
5.Take care of your cute newborn ;)
#iknowimlate
papa, what is Part A and Part B mean? and what is white liquid?
Part A is a long hard throbbing bolt and Part B is a moist quivering nut. You screw in the bolt, unscrewing and screwing it in again to make sure it's in there good, and you finish it with some white hot glue.
And that's how a baby is made.
Shinku no Yami i approve this definition ;)
W
Why does this made me laugh
"(Crushed by Asuna's soft bosom... On second thought, maybe there are worse ways to go...)" WTF, KIRITO-JESUS
I choked on my tea reading that!
Anderson Gutierrez well he’s not wrong
Asuna: Kissing is *involved* in making babies
Goku: *And who decided that*
in goku's case it's his wife
Lol
Escanor is that you?
The moment you realized that’s why they don’t kiss in front of Yui
Me: 😞
I'm sorry, but I can't watch this without thinking of SAO abridged and howling with laughter.
Abridged Kirito and Asuna would tell Yui straight up how babies are made
Same bro
Chloe McKay SAMEEEE
when Yui said "were u guys about to make babies?" I was like BUSTED!!!
WOW... MVP goes to Yui for the sentence , and why wasn't stuff like this in Sao. It would have been better if it was in😒
tru dat
BoNe ChIlL. ikr it would've been the funniest scene
agreed
YourMOrningBreakfast lpok up sao 16.5
true, I think I would have laughed my ass off. XD
Abridged version
Yui: How do you make babies?
Kirito: *thinks* Dating sims. You max out happiness, secure a marriage and then-
Asuna: Will you just shut up. Listen sweetie, when a man and a woman love each other very much-
Kirito: Did you just call me a man? I heard it. Yui is a witness.
Asuna: Are you going to keep interrupting me?
Kirito: Maybe I should mention the story about the stork that flew to the island, carrying those future plumbers-
Asuna: That's a video game.
Kirito: We're IN a video game. How do you know that ISN'T what happens?
Asuna: Because you're too dumb for that. Look, Yui, when a person with special key finds another person with a special lock, and they come together after confessing their feelings for one another, they-
Kirito: Oh here we go. You get mad at me for using video game analogies. Meanwhile, Padme Amidala is quoting rejected free verse from the local poet's society.
Asuna: Keys and locks make a lot more sense than storks and yoshis.
Kirito: What do you have against Yoshi? He's the one who carried everything. Kind of like what I've been doing for the last few years.
Asuna: When you find proof that Yoshi's have gestation periods let me know.
Kirito: Well then, I'll just have to introduce my friend Birdo.
Asuna: You are insufferable.
Kirito: Clearly you seem to have forgotten about the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.
Asuna: Oh yeah? Well what about the Asuna Gets Her Way Foundation?
*As Kirito and Asuna argue*
Yui: I think I'm just going to look it up.
2 years later:
I asked my mom at age 10 she didn't lie to me she straight up said her vag*na 🤣🤣😂😂😂 Welp at least she didn't lie
My mom was similar. Told me the truth about everything, and never went easy on me in any game we played. Much respect to yours. One of the worst things a parent can do is try to coddle their kid from the world they'll eventually have to live in xP
Shinku no Yami 😅glad I'm not the only one lol
Well now the joke's on her since I'm the way better gamer xD
Partly because she has Multiple Sclerosis, but she's a sport about it. She also lacks a gamer instinct, and I'd make it a point to make fun of her blunders whenever I'd co-commentate during her streams. But it made it more entertaining along with her good attitude about it. My gameplay's not as fun to watch because no commentary. This vid has vastly more views than my normal stuff lol.
Me: Oh I thought I was the only one who had this coming 😂
My mom was very straightforward... no hesitation...
I was listening to this on the abridged voices... on my mind...
M2... Also , I was expecting some fucked up commentaries to show up at anytime ... Like Asuna going all racist or Kirito snapping out and saying the REAL DEAL..
Oh yeah, I was really hoping he'd just burst out with, "OKAY! If you REALLY want to know, the human male takes his-" and probably get interrupted by Asuna
They were getting ready to do 16.5
MCDragonMasterX f u know what I mean
{\_/}
( •_•)
/>🎤 Want this kitty to sing!🎵
{\_/}
( •_•)
🎤🎤 We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I Wanna Know,🙃
Yes I Wanna See 🙄
{\_/}
( •_•)
/>🎤 DJ!
＿＿＿＿＿
／＼＿🎧🎧＿＼
|￣＼∩・ω・) ＼
| ｜￣￣∪￣ ｜👌 got it!
🐈🐈🐈 *kitty run*🐈🐈🐈
Cyber talking
Cybersex is on the line
(New desire)😺
Take me higher
Boost me higher
With your mind
(Set me on fire)🔥
Get the satellite
If you want to see me🙄
Talking on the net
I know the way you like it 🙃
Get your credit card 😂
'Cause I need no money
All I wanna get is you baby 😍
{\__/}
( • ~ •)
/ >🎤 Running in the nineties, it's a new way I like to be
I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me😗
{\__/}
(♥.♥)
/ >🎤 We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free
I'm just running in the nineties
Yes I Wanna Know 🙃
Yes I Wanna See 🙄
{\_/}
( •_•)
/>🎤 DJ!
{\_/}
( •_•)
🎤🎤 Take me higher
Lift me higher
With your speed
(I need fire)🔥
Get The Satellite
Talking On The Net
Get Your Credit Car
All I Wanna Get
😺Running in the nineties
🐈Running in the nineties
😺Running in the nineties
🐈Running In The Nineties
{\_/}
( •_•)
/>🎤 DJ finish it!
＿＿＿＿＿
／＼＿🎧🎧＿＼
|￣＼∩・ω・) ＼
| ｜￣￣∪￣ ｜👌Ok!
{\__/}
( • ~ •)
/ >🐈¿Want My singing kitty?
{\__/}
( • - •)
🐈< \ Nu! My sinning kitty!
{\__/}
( • w •)
/ >🐈 Just Kidding You Can Have My kitty to sing!
{\__/}
(♥.♥)
/ >🐈 But Just be nice to the kitty, ok!
Kirito-san ღ The Black Sword Man ツ
This deserves more than four likes dude.
It needs to be on top ROFL
Tarinabo Daukoru lol
I should be worried for knowing this reference lol
Kirito : "Your mummy will answer that for you".
Asuna : "YOU REKT ME M8"
You know you Olay to much chess when u read “M8” as “mate in 8” instead of “mate”
Every role voiced by Kanae Ito is guaranteed to be perverted in some way or another. Here is Exhibit A.
Exhibit B: Sanae from Ikamusume
Exhibit C: Ruiko from To Aru series
Exhibit D: Sena Kashiwazaki from Haganai
So, I enjoyed SAO myself, until the last part of the alfhiem arc where rape scenes were abound, but throughout it all…
YUI SHALL ALWAYS BE CUTE!
Agreed
There were rape scenes ? ._.
Yes there were.
Carlos Venegas yeah............ 😬
Wait till you see s3
I'm gonna wash my eyes out with bleach now...
Good idea. We need to purify ourselves after watching this.
Yeah must But Has to be pumpkin spice tis the season
Aqua will save your eyes.Or do you want bleach?
Hirasawa Yui No, H2O is not a powerful enough substance for the task. We need something at least the caliber of bleach to wash this off.
Kain Bastien
So,will the Uranium-235 suffice?
she's such a sweet thing😂
That's such an awkward question, yet it sounds cute at the same time.
She's a perverted plot tool xD But sweet
Well then Asuna why didn't you just tell her the truth?
Interesting question.. count me in for the people who want to know the answer :p
I'm surprised no one noticed that Kirito and Asuna broke the fourth wall (well Kirito definitely, but Asuna put a couple of cracks in it).
where in the vid?
KanjiGodomo Found it
where
Where
When they're just looking away from Yui by embarassment?
Imagine if they just say
*"let us explain it to you BY SHOWING IT"*
Sweet home Alabama😀😀🤺
@@narutoeditsx8643 how is that sweet home alabama
@@narutoeditsx8643 what?
Pac-Man: (Bursts in) Nope. We are NOT mentioning that in a Namco game!
Kirito & Asuna: Okay.
Yui: …
Edit: For those who don't get it, Sword Art Online: Hollow Fragment is published by Namco, the same company who created Pac-Man.
shit, i'm in that wierd part of youtube
James Mallinson it was recommended to me
Don't worry, Im in the *wierd* part too.
Why was this never an actual scene she's so adorable
THERES A GAME FOR THIS ANIME WHERE THE HELL WAS I LIVING UNDER ROCK 😡😡😡😡😑😑
3 actually lol. Re: Hollow Fragment is the remaster of the PS Vita's Hollow Fragment, which is a remake of Infinite Moment. Then there's Lost Song, which is the game version of ALO I guess (haven't played it). And now I've been playing Hollow Realization, which is for both PS4 and PS Vita.
There's also a couple of versions on the phone too, integral factor and memory defrag
Allscool - SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND MOBILE SAO GAMES!
lmaooo just go on the App Store or whatever store you have, I use apple so I don't know about other devices, and search up Sword art online: memory defrag and you should find it! And if that doesn't work then search it up online and you may be able to find a link :D
Don't forget to try Fatal Bullet, that's GGO for you. One of ZEE BEST GAMES
Kirito has a lot of hip movement when he walks.
Mainly because of Asuna I bet 😏
Yui: Does this mean I'm the daughter of a cabbage?
Klein: No, we all live in a (cabbage) society.
Kirito/Asuna: Oh. That's a better way to explain...
why does kirito have no voice? did you disable it or the game is just like that?
patricio torre well in most jrpgs (Japanese role playing games) they leave your character silence so you develop what you think of them you see it in like chrono trigger and others
+patricio torre
Same goes for most Visual Novels as well.
Both of the above comments are accurate... but it's kind of silly for Kirito, who _has his face on-screen_ at times and _already has a voice actor,_ to not be voiced...
im gonna go and agree to the whole superimpossing your own voice for kirito like some other jrpgs but lemme rebottle that by saying kirito has been an established character, unlike crono who is suppose to be your avatar in crono trigger or serge for that matter in crono cross. what im getting at is that eventually, bandai-namco added voice to your main character in both god eaters be it just in battle and a one-off during story mode but thats enough to say that your mc has its own voice. haseo from dothack gu also has his own voice as he is your only character and you cant customize him beyond equipments, same with kirito in all SAO based game. what im getting at is that kirito need his original voice as he isnt an avatar for a self-imposed jrpg but an established anime-like experience. games like visual novels have to do that because you are the current mc wether you created it or its a mc from an already established franchise like clannad or other visual novels. silent protagonist must only be done if you can create your own character. then again i am on the process of making my own jrpg using rpg maker and my vision is to allow players to create their own character as a super-imposed avatar that also interacts with the story as if the pc is a living breathing character like the npcs.
Too long didn't read
yui looks scared that she walked in on her "parents"
then again who wouldn't be
My mom thought me about how babies were in 20 minutes from a f*cking book and I hate it
Your likes are at an magical number
I know next to nothing about the game, but why doesn't Kirito have a voice, unlike Asuna and Yui?
RandomThingStudios Same reason Gordon Freeman doesn't I suppose
I have this game and for me kirito has a voice
Is this a game? 😂 I have to delete my history now.
That me walking right in front of my mom and dad having sex I told the same are you going to make me a sis
Or a bro xP
wtf how did I get here
Yui.
That is how.
Kᴀᴍɪ Kᴀᴛɪ Rᴀɪᴋᴋᴏɴᴇɴ Kawaii-desu, bitches.
ikr wtf i was watching my intro that i made
mygod it's so cringy
Yeah I can almost feel the writer breathing on my shoulder while watching it.
OH THANK GOD A NON-WEEABOO I THOUGHT I WAS TRAPPED HERE
+Luna Fox same
Don't get me wrong. I'm a weeb and watch loads of anime. I'm just not into creepy poor writing.
ikr
Wait isn't yui a mind reader? how come she didn't know asuna was lying about that?
She reads emotions.
And she can only read emotions if she's connected to the Cardinal System.
Oh...
+Kᴀᴍɪ Kᴀᴛɪ Rᴀɪᴋᴋᴏɴᴇɴ Still though, she should've read her nervousness. A simple lie detector could've been able to tell. You'd think a highly developed AI would've been at least a little suspicious.
+Bass Canon
I think she was too fed up with her curiousity to bother detecting the nervous atmosphere.
What's more is the fact she doesn't have... that info in her program.
Plot hole, every good anime/movie/book/video-game have them.
the fact that akihiko kayaba made an option to make people have sex is just mind blowing
He wanted Aincrad to be as close to being real as it's possible. He literally said that creating his own world was his goal.
@@PhoeniX-jc2vq More like ideal, which kind of like real, but without the poo. 👍
Yui: _innocently asks about babies_
Kirito and Asuna: _shocked_ xD
Most kids will not ask till 7 or 8 and get a real answer
When I was little, I always thought that if a mommy and daddy kissed enough, they would make a baby. I soon later began to catch on with the fact that that was not what happened...
I though it too!! XD
Mine told me it was “special hugs”
i though it was when they kissed at the wedding
I was like "wait how does the baby know to be like the father?" Cuz I knew the mother gave birth to the baby but didn't know about dna so I just assumed that when people kissed that would give the baby info to be like their dad idk
why the hell is this in my recommended
If you were watching anime vids, gaming vids, or something related, that could be why.
@@Shin_FTW I watch csgo what's this
A video related to something you watched, according to TH-cam's algorithm.
Just tell her. She is just a corrupted psychology drive of SAO
Zero she’s more than that to me. *sobs*
When I'm asked this, I usually just go with how it us described in the bible. Made from dust, shaped into a human and breathed life into by god. Technically not lying but not truthful either
That's how Adam was created...
And even then, I'm not sure how literal it really is...
Bruh I'd Like It If Asuna Took Care Of Me Today
Kirto: say that to my face
Watashi Kininarimasu!
NO.
YOU ARE NOT CURIOUS.
Kᴀᴍɪ Kᴀᴛɪ Rᴀɪᴋᴋᴏɴᴇɴ
WATASHI KININARIMASU!!!!
*Chitanda's sparkling eyes*
I wonder... is this a good game? .-.
Xx_Delta_xX heard it was really good. and it's probably cheap by now so it probably wouldn't hurt.
its around 20 to 30$ for the ps3 version of not this game but the other one at the very least it aint the cheapest psp versions are dirt cheap though
Yes got it for $10
srsly, does anybody know where the ''make babies by kissing'' thing comes from. it's used in a lot of anime and VN's, so is it some kind of japaneese folklore or something, or just something people use(d) to say to their kids
To mislead the kids for what sex is really like
Hosea Davit wouldn't it just be easier to say that they'll have to wait until they get older to find out so there isn't any misunderstandments(like they talked about in the end of the video)
Zergarth Quardis
Well it just make them curios "curiosity kills the cat". beside telling them a little bit of truth might stop their curiosity
Zergarth Quardis "Misunderstandments"
They should have put this in the anime. This was hilarious. I’m definitely getting this game.
The part where Kirito says "Oof!!!!" Would be wierd if we removed all the exclamation marks and made it all with uncapital letters.
Kirito: *oof*
Emotion 💯
Well... I have nothing to say.
anyone else think its weird that kirito has a father role to yui when he's 16...
proxas8 well mentally there older because they were in a place where they had to fight for there lives
yesh
Not really. you can get married in Japan at 16.
I mean technically by the time they left sao, he was 18 and Asuna was 19 but yh it’s still rlly weird, I agree with u, quite young to have a kid at that age tbh. Even if they were married
@@asi-princess but the girl is supposevly 5, so even doing the math its like they got a kid at 13 years old. i even consider 18 a kid
"WOWEE! are you just about to make babies?!" - Yui 2016
I like how Kirito was smiling through the whole thing
I swear, the way Kirito got Asuna to deal with this Yui situation was smooth af. He basically said, “you dug yourself into this hole, you dig yourself out.”
That was hilarious, I clicked on this vid saying "How do you make babies" thinking it was something I missed in the first season or maybe in the god awful second season that got old the moment they were done in GGO. Than turns out its a game where Asuna is talking about "taking care of" Kirito and shortly after that, they are dodging around the topic talking about sex to a highly intelligent self aware AI program that looks like a 10 year-old girl who should know more about sex than they do.
such a sweetheart she is I'm glad I own this game.
Ruby Rose what game is this?
I googled this and apparently you can download this Hollow Fragment game. Does that mean you can actually play it on the PC or what?
+Andries Velten Tis a vita game.
+Andries Velten No. It's for PS Vita and PS4 (what my version is). What that means is (at least if you live in the US), that it doesn't have a physical disk. You have to download it from the PSN store.
Shinku no Yami you love this game do you?
Don't worry Asuna. Just give her the Birds and the Bees talk and that would shut her up for a while.
*Chapter 16.5 intensifies*
“It’s not something a child your age needs to know”
Aren’t kirito and Asuna only 15 or 16? they’re children themselves what the hell
In LN their had a fcking sex🤪
Actually Kirito is 20 and Asuna is 19 if I’m correct
@@elijahjosephm.faustino8823 kirito is 1 year younger than asuna
So it 18 kirito, 19 asuna
@@azmannadim3742 oh, right
the age of consent is 26 is
Japan
2 years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly to Asuna
XD I see I'm not the only one who's thoughts turned to the *infamous* Chapter 16.5 ^^'
wtf they're like 15
Ibenq Turbo asuna is 17 and kirito is 16
Marília Castilho Pretty much.
Ibenq Turbo 19 because he was trapped in the nervegear for 3 years
Underscore_Reaper No he’s 16. He started playing SAO when he was 14 he was stuck for 2 years so he’s 16 now.
The Face of Regret No, he’s 17. One year after ALO, he joined GGO.
Yui: So does that mean you're not going to tell me how babies are really made after all?
Me: search the words "P-O-R-N
If there was a sex scene on Sao I would be even more happy xD
WHAT THE HECK WAS YUI THINKING HAHAHAHA😅😅😅
I thought this was the anime but still HHAHHAHAHAAA
Wait, Yui's a psychiatrist AI, so she would already have access to information regarding human relationships, right? Which means she would already know about sex, right? So if I'm correct, then Yui was basically just messing with Kirito and Asuna, right?
I know how to make babies
Shhhhh. Don't tell them your secrets.
Why not?
Because the world is not ready for this arcane knowledge.
Do you know how to make babies?
I would demonstrate it but I'd get arrested :x
In this case, "I'll tell you when you're older" is probably the most dickish thing you could say.
I remember when I asked my parents this as a child, they told me that only adults are allowed to know, and if they told me they would be forced to treat me as an adult so no more mom making pancakes in the morning, no more ice cream, and I would have to wake up to an alarm clock not my mom waking me up.....I lost interest really quick
I never even thought of using virtual reality for a 100% safe birth control method.
i love how asuna thinks Yui will age like 😂
funny as shit I can't stop laughing
if your adoptive parents would not tell you, then Wikipe-tan is your best friend!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yui: Humans sure can be weird sometimes.
...the sad/funny (depending on how you look at it) thing is, she's not exactly WRONG in her assessment.