every time my mom starts to panic abt the house being “dirty” i just shout “we cant let people know we SIT” and it makes her laugh so hard she relaxes abt it
Houses that look like show houses give me the creeps. Show me some clutter! I’m not talking about mess like trash and stuff all over the floor but have a few things shoved in a corner or a counter that’s covered in paraphernalia please! Picture perfect houses aren’t inviting and don’t feel homey
I feel for your mom. Everytime we have guests and have to clean the flat my boyfriend starts organizing his drawer were he keeps his payed bills. WHY!??!?!
“We’re gonna have to go into the witness protection program folks!” Genuinely me everytime anyone comes over. The WORST are the ones who just rock up without notice.
Ugh, the ones who rock up without notice! 😖 We rent from my mother-in-law (would NOT recommend). She lives elsewhere, but she still receives mail here and she has a key, so she shows up randomly when we're not even home to "pick up her mail" and sneak-attack judge the state of the house. It's cheap rent, but I gotta get TF outa here.
My mom always has a mental breakdown. The day starts ok, everyone's happily cleaning and lalala, then slowly she starts to morph into a force to be reckoned with.
my mom did the same thing on our Disney World trip 2 years ago, While we were at Epcot she started freaking out because she was hangry and "needed" coffee but since I hadn't been to Epcot in 10 years I forgot where the building that we were going to eat at was. Then she had breakfast and she was fine.
EGOT - I'll buy the Netflix/Hulu/Amazon for the Emmy, the album for the Grammy, I'll buy a night of a whole movie theater, and I'll rent a Broadway stage - @ChrisFleming you are genius!
Even scarier... you'll open your mouth one day and your mother's voice will come out. I remember the first time I told someone, "If everyone does a little, no one has to do a lot." It was at that time I realized I wasn't exactly like my mother, I was worse!!
I found Chris Fleming when I was legit cleaning like this before my in laws showed up at my new home for the first time. Thank you. (Most remain alive.)
I love the implication that, due to the movement of the camera, there is a living person running around following them the entire time (and said person has to stay completely silent while Chris act like a crackhead too)
I showed this to my mother three years ago and told her this is how she acts during Christmas cleaning. She denied it. My older brother agreed with me. She decided she needed therapy. Now she doesn’t do this any more. Kinda funny how chris’ joke video helped my mother get her therapy and anger in check,
I play this video every single time we panic clean, just to add a little bit of comedic relief. One of these days I'm gonna catch the fists of fury. Totally worth it though.
This NEVER gets old, I send this to my kids every time we have company coming and they know what to do 😂😂 No muffins are allowed on the counter either for sure!
this is the best video on the internet guys go watch the whole series, they’re seriously as funny as this the entire time except not half as many people watch it!!!
My mom is when it says "IF YOU HAVENT MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY ITS TOO LATE NOW" or when the thing came off the chair and it was just breathing heavily against the table
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS, I SAW IT ON TUMBLR YEARS AGO AND DEEMED IT THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET BUT COULD NOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, FIND IT AGAIN
I’m white and after reading this comment I heard a black lady in the back of my head yelling “I can’t get no damn help around here” like I’ve been hearing it my whole life
WATCH MORE GAYLE: th-cam.com/video/ZdPdiQNWDeY/w-d-xo.html
Is Gayle over forever?
O he y
WHERES MY FAMILY!!????
Chris Fleming wow
omg this is a mood - i need you to collab with joanna ceddia she recommended you
"We can't let people know we SIT!"
"WE NEED TO CLEAN THE HOUSE." "NOW NOW PEOPLE"
By the way I'm new in YOUTUB so maybe you don't know me.
Kitty Kadenza welcome to TH-cam
Kitty Kadenza Bruh stfu no one knows yo ass
Sebastian Michaelis dude chill. No reason to go off
kills me every time, my whole family is like this, the source of my hypervigilance
*whereS MY F AM I L Y*
*_*spins violently_**
That part kills me everytime. 🤣
HAHAHA family not found
her shirt was trippy af to look at @_@
ramaziliveslife lmao right? That arm action
Hahahaha spinning out of control hahahaa
I'm just here for "we can't let people know WE SIIIIIT!"
My fave line after: Mary if you haven't made your bed THROW IT OUT we haven't got time to make it now.
I bust out laughing every time at that line. I can replay it over and over and not get tired of it XD
Your welcome for 1k 😂 lol
I thought it was "we can't let people know we're *FAT* "
being an adult means going from laughing at this to uncomfortably recognizing yourself in it
Yes, it's funny until you realize you have turned into your mother 😂😂😳
I turned into this when looking for my Mario game.
The “this is a dish towel. We need a hand towel” was like looking into a mirror 😅
As an adult I disagree entirely lol, I clean the parts people are supposed to go. If they go somewhere they’re not supposed to, that’s their problem
No, that's just being a neurotic female taking every opportunity to take her neuroses out on innocent people.
every time my mom starts to panic abt the house being “dirty” i just shout “we cant let people know we SIT” and it makes her laugh so hard she relaxes abt it
Oh that’s genius! XD And a nice way to ease the stress.
Why can't you just type "about"? Is it that hard? What's next? "tho"?
@@ATalkingBadgerGaming 🤣🤣 what is happening? why you comin after me for how i type? if you must know, i do use ‘tho’.
Oh man my mom would kill me for that one 😂
This video is so classic
“There can’t be any sign of living in this house.” So true! Lol
purpletetrisdragon bruh why did I read this right when she/he said it...?!🤣🤣
If there weren’t any signs of living, wouldn’t the place be dusty? 🤔
Haha my mom has always said that
Houses that look like show houses give me the creeps. Show me some clutter! I’m not talking about mess like trash and stuff all over the floor but have a few things shoved in a corner or a counter that’s covered in paraphernalia please! Picture perfect houses aren’t inviting and don’t feel homey
Me every time. No shame lol
The funniest part about this is the fact that the house looked spotless when the video started 😂
😂
Not spotless enough to make people not know that they SIT!
Even tho the house is spotless moms will make sure you know it's a "pigsty"
That's just how moms are. Looks spotless? *No it ain't*
But the pillows weren't PLUMPED
“Welcome to the Waters-Waters House.”
Because gayle and her husband had the same last name but she insisted on hyphenating it anyway.
And you just KNOW her's is the one that goes first
@@Azul721This made me almost spit out my bagel. Goddamn you're funny. 😂😂
Yay at making fun of women who don't feel like just an extension of the random useIess maIe they marry.
this is my mom about half an hour before people come over
meanwhile my dad is somewhere cleaning out a drawer for no reason
lmao!!! true
OMG that is my parents to a T 😂😂
I feel for your mom. Everytime we have guests and have to clean the flat my boyfriend starts organizing his drawer were he keeps his payed bills. WHY!??!?!
Omg, my husband is doing this RIGHT NOW. Meanwhile I'm holding a vacuum, freaking out.
and youtubing ;)
We
Can't
Let
People
Know
We
SIT!!!!!!!
Every manager in food service
Mom?
W
C
L
P
K
W
S
WAAAAH!!
the realest part is the little dog looking at the scene in confusion
I love that lol
The dog is me in this situation.
I just noticed the dog when I read that
Not even in confusion just in like... exhaustion. like this is a normal day for him
Wait where’s the dog?
Seen after, when company finally arrives:
Gayle: "Sorry for the mess..."
*"David can we get the lesbian plant out of here"* oh my god i'm never seeing orchids the same way again
buddy you're gonna lose your mind when you find out what the word orchid means
The Falling Dream it just mess as me a flowering flower is there another meaning? If there is do tell.
Xander Preece it’s latin meaning is “testicle plant” because the root looks like a ...well you get the picture
Simions oh... well that’s just great
This is my mom when she have visiter
I want this place looking like a new Mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon
+Erin Janus Absolutely MY favorite line!
+Erin Janus That was the best!! LOL
Erin Janus like Disney on Ice
I saw this as soon as it was said lol.
Erin Janus *turns on vacuum* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“We’re gonna have to go into the witness protection program folks!” Genuinely me everytime anyone comes over. The WORST are the ones who just rock up without notice.
Ugh, the ones who rock up without notice! 😖 We rent from my mother-in-law (would NOT recommend). She lives elsewhere, but she still receives mail here and she has a key, so she shows up randomly when we're not even home to "pick up her mail" and sneak-attack judge the state of the house. It's cheap rent, but I gotta get TF outa here.
The chairs need to be pushed in there CANNOT BE ANY SIGN OF LIVING IN THIS HOUSE!
it's so funny as the child of a mom like this because that's what it feels like you're doing, make it look like there is no sign of living! 😜
That is my fave part!! Lol
"Oh great! The pony shoe came off!" That's one of the best! 😂
+Anais Connelly thats my favee
The middle chair is in the middle spot because u can tell the grain is in the middle pointing NORTH
“David can we get the lesbian plant out of here” LMAO😂😂😂
Raina Fugate m
Raina Fugate yeSSS
I was the 1000th like
I died 😂😂
I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT OMG
“Okay, how does it feel? You wanna walk around the store?” when putting the shoe back on the chair is THE most underrated line. lmao
*queue slow fade to black and white and The Sound of Silence.
@@DesiAndTodd I think it's supposed to be like when a parent takes a kid shoe shopping and makes them walk around to see if it fits well lol
Get in your butternut squash.
OMFG!! I’ve watched this at least a dozen times and have never noticed that line 🤣🤣🤣 so good!!
@@HalloweenQueen420 Same! There’s so much chaos, it’s easy to miss, maybe? Either way, I’m grateful!! 😂🤣😂
My mom always has a mental breakdown. The day starts ok, everyone's happily cleaning and lalala, then slowly she starts to morph into a force to be reckoned with.
Hahaha. 😂 I can totally picture it.
my mom did the same thing on our Disney World trip 2 years ago, While we were at Epcot she started freaking out because she was hangry and "needed" coffee but since I hadn't been to Epcot in 10 years I forgot where the building that we were going to eat at was. Then she had breakfast and she was fine.
My mom gets so angry and cranky when she cleans like… woman, nobody is forcing you to clean anything. Calm down! 😂😂😵💫
Have you shown her this video though 🤣🤣❤
@Sabrina- please don’t tell me you said that to her. I’d be dead if I did that!
This clip is from Chris Fleming's Gayle series. The entire series is just as hilarious as this!!
Thank you!!
Kristen Pierce Yeah I've been watching the series! It's Amazing!! 😂
Omg that was so amazing I'm so happy I found your videos :D
This is iconic. He gave his heart and soul to this Oscar worthy performance.
mistaken identity tbh I just assumed it was male acting as female, but I do apologize if I’m mistaken
@mistaken identity Idk about pronouns but I think they might be nonbinary... there's a video "addressing" that
@@taliag09 he's a cis guy. he has said he's lgbt but i cannot figure out specifics for the life of me
EGOT - I'll buy the Netflix/Hulu/Amazon for the Emmy, the album for the Grammy, I'll buy a night of a whole movie theater, and I'll rent a Broadway stage - @ChrisFleming you are genius!
peri HOLY SHIT PERI WHAT UP
I used to laugh at this thinking it was my mom and then I moved in with my boyfriend and realized I’m the same way now. Help.
It gets worse when you buy a house 😂😂😂
Or have kids
Even scarier... you'll open your mouth one day and your mother's voice will come out. I remember the first time I told someone, "If everyone does a little, no one has to do a lot." It was at that time I realized I wasn't exactly like my mother, I was worse!!
Jessica Bickley Omg YES! The first time I heard “many hands make work light” come out of my mouth I knew it was over 😂 I AM my mother lol
@@iLitAfuseiCantStop Oh my goodness! It's terrifying, isn't it?!
The dog sitting solemnly in the background really sells it for me
When this video first came out, i thought "omg it's my mom"
Now, i realize this is me
Patricia Peaden saaaaame lol
🤣😂🤣😂 🤔🤔 oh wait... it is definitely me too!
fuckin same
I feel this on a deep level 💀😭😂😂😂
Same.
I'm convinced I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever see a video that is funnier than this.
2 words: Brandon Rodgers
Sparkle- Soda OMG YES
"There cannot be any sign of living in this house." -My Mom like 6 hours before anything
You know, something I kind of love about Gayle is that her mannerisms and voice are more masculine than Chris’s real life way of speaking 😂
Gayle would think Chris was a little bitch
Oh hey look I found my best friend in the comments
This was an accident
Oh I thought that was a man
Wait...this is a women?! Cool
"if you haven't made your bed, throw it away. It's too late to make it now." gets me every. damn. time.
I need those things looking *F L U F F E D*
pyrrhichos I feel like I see your comments in so many videos...
Like microwavable popcorn!
You forgot vigorously mopping while being close to tears the entire time
Me. Had a breakdown this week because we are hosting a party. Now I’m laughing. I needed to watch this again. It never gets old.
I've watched this thing at least 4 times and every time I cry with laughter
I think I'm on my 20th time! I really needed it. Makes me happy.
ME TOO
Well, I watch it atleast 10 times every night before I sleep...
thats sad oh no
*PUT EM' IN THE CUBBIES*
ToasterDraws HE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ HIS COMMENT LMAO
Jenshook •.• SAME
*My mother in a nutshell*
Your profile pic
Bugaboox my mom is way worse it’s like having an army of that.... EVERY CHRISTMAS... S.O.S
Its worse for me because my mother has the worse OCD in the world
Natsuki's Wife I feel you
Bugaboox ARMY
I started dying when he started spinning. I was literally on the floor.
Opal Fusion
Opal Fusion + tell me bout it my whole fam was on the floor
Opal Fusion same
Literally?
Opal Fusion sammmeeeee
I come back to this video more and more through the years. It actually calms me when I'm prepping for guests 🤣🤣❤❤ Thank you so much for this.
I hate how when this first came out, I laughed because this was my mom, and now I sit in horror because this is just me
The frantic spinning after "WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!" kills me every time. There's always more spins than I expect 😂😂😂
"The chairs need to be pushed in, there cannot be any sign of LIVING in this house! "
😂😂
get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we SIIIITTTT
Ashton Vollenweider
XD
The "Oooh!" at 1:27 😂
I see you studied my mother for source material. This was my life before Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Eve, Easter and any dinner party...
*”PUT ‘EM IN THE CUBBIES!!”*
This video only ages like fine wine, remaining consistent with my mom's hours-before-hosting-anyone panic attacks.
Legit though, that's a nice ass house.
Janna Sala true
I really wanna live there honestly
“ Harry if you haven’t made your bed THROW IT AWAY it’s to late to make it now!” Lol 😂
This brings me so much joy. I quote Gayle constantly especially company is coming. Thank you so much for sharing smiles.
*to the chair* "how does it feel? do you want to walk around the store"
That part had me crying laughing
I remember this from YEARS ago. Omg this brings back so many memories
I found Chris Fleming when I was legit cleaning like this before my in laws showed up at my new home for the first time. Thank you.
(Most remain alive.)
“it looks like 495 NOOOOORTH” sent me
Love the subtle MA reference
East coast be like
I haven’t watched this in so long, that when that part happen I nearly started crying from laughing 😂
I wish there were French subtitles so I could send this to my mother everytime she's being unreasonable lol
"I want this place looking like Disney on Ice, in one minute!" Reminds me of my mom...
This video has made my life lol. I watch it when I'm sad and it makes me laugh every time. I watch it over and over lol xD
I feel the same way... I'm crying because of how hysterical this is.
How many times have you been sad in the last 5 days?
Darko Marjanović I'm sad all the time xD
+Aurora Willeachurface W-why
+loSt gamer haha, doesn't matter xD
Lol I miss this video! I'm glad it popped up on my feed again. I'll never forget the twirling shortly after "David, there's muffins on the counter!"
The twirling gets me every time
this will never NOT be one of the funniest things to ever exist in the existence of time 😂
If u didn't make your bed, throw it our theres no time to make it
I love the implication that, due to the movement of the camera, there is a living person running around following them the entire time
(and said person has to stay completely silent while Chris act like a crackhead too)
I think it’s his girlfriend lol i forget her name but she plays the daughter in Gayle
if this is what a crackhead acts like my mom needs to take a drug test
Melissa Strype
honestly not laughing filming this is worthy of some sort of medal
“Get rid of the couches, we can’t let people know we S I T”
I had no idea my mom became a TH-camr!
IcewhipRoxx This comment needs more likes.
"Get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we *SIT!*" kills me every time
I showed this to my mother three years ago and told her this is how she acts during Christmas cleaning. She denied it. My older brother agreed with me. She decided she needed therapy. Now she doesn’t do this any more. Kinda funny how chris’ joke video helped my mother get her therapy and anger in check,
Sorry to reply to a comment you made three years ago, but that's a super cool story! I hope your mom is doing better overall.
Brandon Rogers and Chris Fleming are both chaotic moms. Chris is the crunchy mom and Brandon is the alcoholic mom
I adore both of them 😂
I play this video every single time we panic clean, just to add a little bit of comedic relief. One of these days I'm gonna catch the fists of fury. Totally worth it though.
If we don't get this house looking absolutely spotless, our house is going to stick out
LIKE A HORSESHOE CRAB
IN A FRESHWATER ENVIRONMENT
“Harry if you haven’t made your bed, throw it away it’s too late now” 😭😂😂
My first memory of LOVING the internet
My first memory of loving the internet was Charlie Bit My Finger. :p
This NEVER gets old, I send this to my kids every time we have company coming and they know what to do 😂😂 No muffins are allowed on the counter either for sure!
"I want these things to look like microwaveable popcorn bags, 3 minutes deep!"
I still come back and watch this video every now and then. it gets me every time
this is still funny six years later
it's been two years since this came out tho
I watch this video every holiday season to prepare myself for the war on dish towels.
LOL OR Laundery!🤣
every. single. second. of. this. is. HILARIOUS!!!
this is the best video on the internet guys go watch the whole series, they’re seriously as funny as this the entire time except not half as many people watch it!!!
*they.Chris Flemming is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns
Quit haunting the firehouse you guys
@@catmonster832 Hi! Really? I've never heard or read Chris say this. Do you remember where you heard or saw it?
I highly doubt that
buttdumpling I’m aware of his and I love it as well but I also love your usernamr
This is so accurate, it's scary.
My mom in a nutshell lol
I showed her this she found it hilarious!
My mom is when it says "IF YOU HAVENT MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY ITS TOO LATE NOW" or when the thing came off the chair and it was just breathing heavily against the table
Mine Simmer lol
Ichimatsu Trash my mom didn't understand why I couldn't breathe while showing her this
THROW OUT YOUR BEDS ITS TOO LATE TO MAKE THEM
"Who put the pillow there?!" Relatable 😂
Me after watching an episode of Hoarding: Buried Alive
1:20 Now I understand what Phoebe meant when she described Monica being chaotic and twirly while she was cleaning.
This video STILL runs through my head all these years later whenever I am hosting. ❤❤❤❤ thanks gayle!
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS, I SAW IT ON TUMBLR YEARS AGO AND DEEMED IT THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET BUT COULD NOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, FIND IT AGAIN
congrats on the find!! if you haven't already, check out Chris's full series on Gayle (this character). I can't recommend it enough lmao
Yes it is the funniest video on the internet!!
We can’t let people know wE *SIIITTTTT!!!!!!!*
The dog during the whole thing 😂
Omg, the dog is exactly my child looking at me from a safe distance, with concern and disapproval... 🤦🏼♀️
She too knows when to walk away 😂😂😂
Can we just appreciate how much of this is probably improv?
"We can't let people know we SIT!"
Yep that's the kind of tension in my house
"This grain is all willy wonka"
😂 😂 😂
Black mums are like this but look around every once in a while and shout "I can't get no help round here!" lol!
The realist thing ever lol
Thats an every mom type of thing
I’m white and after reading this comment I heard a black lady in the back of my head yelling “I can’t get no damn help around here” like I’ve been hearing it my whole life
Irish Moms too
That is THE TRUTH😂
My kids showed this to me because it's me exactly...clothes and everything. One of my favorite videos!
"PUT EM IN THE CUBBY" lmao i died
i always watch this video and show it to my mom before company comes over so that she know how crazy she gets about it
5 years, 12M views later this video still haunts me.
The amount of times I’ve watched this is unhealthy
I'm pretty unhealthy, too! 😂
I love how this is a video that you don't fully understand until you become an adult.
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I'VE SEEN IN SO LONG!
"It looks like 495......NORTH!!!!
hahahahahahah
I wonder what that means though? Is it a movie or song reference? Lol
Sara Sensabaugh Chris is from Massachusetts and one of our major highways is Route 495.
Is Route 495 North straight? Or is it all fucked up lol
wtglb
Is Route 495 North straight? Or is it all fucked up lol
"Oh great, the pony shoe fell off!"
i was so dead when he said " the chair you can be pushed on in there cannot be no sign of living "
"We can’t let people know we SIT!"
Literally my mother