Why The Human Body Sucks, and How To Fix It

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  • What if our bodies kept evolving? And are there body parts that will disappear one day?
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    Our backs hurt, ankles break and feet are busted! Not to mention having a baby is dangerous and our eyes are built backwards. There is a lot that doesn't work in our bodies, so today we are going to explain the perfectly evolved human. Evolutionary biologists have been battling this scenario for years so we explain it all. Including the need for ostrich feet, bipedal bodies, bilateral symmetry, rewiring neurons in the eye and having dog ears! Let us know if you would want this body!?
    References:
    Metazoa: Animal Life and the Birth of the Mind - by Peter Godfrey Smith
    leakeyfoundation.org/2015why-....
    www.earthdate.org/node/131
    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30772...
    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31163...
    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30482...
    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29787...
    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28406...

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  • @Yevgen4000
    @Yevgen4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    First guy: my back hurts sometimes
    Other guy: I constantly have seizures, heart attacks, and death

    • @wolfy297
      @wolfy297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I too experience constant death

    • @FBI_Cyber
      @FBI_Cyber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Ugh, death. I hate it when that happens.

    • @dasren
      @dasren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Bruh i keep getting death

    • @noah_m
      @noah_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ahh yes, I also constantly have death

    • @LokiScarletWasHere
      @LokiScarletWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seizures and death are pretty bad speedbumps in my life tbh famalam

  • @purpledanielle
    @purpledanielle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4857

    Without a neck, wouldn’t our ability to look around and see things around us be inhibited? Seems pretty important to me

    • @doobi6343
      @doobi6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

      Easy, just make the back flexible enough that we can Russian twist 180 degrees

    • @josesolano6171
      @josesolano6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Maybe the octopus eyes can be focus to see whats behind.

    • @_fire_in_the_sky_7360
      @_fire_in_the_sky_7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      More eyes. Simple

    • @Chestnut-xm2pv
      @Chestnut-xm2pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      They seem to be changing the features of the human body to suit safety first.

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@whoisnooners Actually, the owl has a pretty long, thin neck. However, all of it's feathers make it look like it has no neck.

  • @han-huo
    @han-huo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Technically the weird look doesn't matter because we'd evolve to be attracted to it, there's no actual reasons the current body looks so good other than our instincts and evolutionary traits.

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      We would evolve to tap that

    • @a-noobis1689
      @a-noobis1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Shit, call me wierd but Graham kinda cute

    • @randompeople7595
      @randompeople7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well, an actual realistic evolved human will have bigger head and eyes. So basically we will evolve to be an alien 👽.

    • @forkworshipper8679
      @forkworshipper8679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yoooo graham lookin lookin like a snack

    • @marquetteallen4205
      @marquetteallen4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goon5665 that hilarious

  • @buzzybugs475
    @buzzybugs475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    How to be the perfect human: become a mixture of every Australian thing

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      swans = austrailian?

    • @dumbpablo5755
      @dumbpablo5755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Iemonic not with that attitude smh

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dumbpablo5755 hmmm

    • @buzzybugs475
      @buzzybugs475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo, 2 hundred likes? Ty

    • @jessemaupin2558
      @jessemaupin2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Iemonic yes we have swans Western Australias animal emblem is the black swan

  • @MicMuted
    @MicMuted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    Reject humanity, become *ostrich*

  • @DulcetCatharsis
    @DulcetCatharsis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2932

    Now I want to commission an artist to draw this realistically lol

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Ask a furry artist, they have experience with weird shit like this

    • @winstonsmith77
      @winstonsmith77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Don't you dare.

    • @jonsotbh1565
      @jonsotbh1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@rompevuevitos222 ong😭

    • @Pearll_.
      @Pearll_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’ll do it
      But not realistically

    • @junigearx7452
      @junigearx7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do it!

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    I always thought that Greg model thing was abstract nightmare fuel art. Turns out he’s the perfect human... gee willikers. Awesome video.

    • @naingchanmyae
      @naingchanmyae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Future Chinese super soldiers

    • @taenimin
      @taenimin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hello dude who used to live in china

    • @greatmusicmaster7946
      @greatmusicmaster7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @vipertxt guess I'm not the only whovian in the comments

    • @EddieUnderune
      @EddieUnderune 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm, Greg the perfect nightmare.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it.
      It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.

  • @zFerAresz
    @zFerAresz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I think one organ we can also improve by a lot, would be heart.
    So fragile, and not good at negative chronic adaptations without suffering.

    • @LuxxenoMusic
      @LuxxenoMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yea know what?......we need the ability to regrow body part.........lost half of your brain? That a half year recovery.

    • @th3radlad_727
      @th3radlad_727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Mr-Ad-196 our liver can regenerate with only 25% of itself left, sad that no other organ can do the exact same thing

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LuxxenoMusic ooo this is a good one, we should definitely have at least two

    • @LuxxenoMusic
      @LuxxenoMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?

  • @NickSquaredTV
    @NickSquaredTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    I thought for sure the entire “perfectly evolved human” was just going to be an ostrich

    • @exhilaratingbass
      @exhilaratingbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Ostrich with no neck

    • @bobbywalter9062
      @bobbywalter9062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liberty Biberty

    • @Spicywatermelon32
      @Spicywatermelon32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bobbywalter9062 that's an EMU!

    • @speed7492
      @speed7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration!!!
      Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k
      comments in the song here featured in this channel.
      She will buy me an airpods
      I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!! ..

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Behold, a man!”

  • @uhlsome2784
    @uhlsome2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    My dad has always claimed he's slightly more evolved because he never grew toe nails on his pinky toes. He's been on the ostrich track for bipedal success and we didn't even know it!!! Legend.

    • @vesper7750
      @vesper7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow didn't know that was possible!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We must continue his legacy

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TMI: not evolution related, but my mum & i don’t have any underarm hair.

    • @priyanusen8215
      @priyanusen8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me, I have 4 basic eye colors ,green is my 4th
      You may say I am a little more evolved but I am not in the main line of evolution.

    • @Aconspiracyofravens1
      @Aconspiracyofravens1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, for the legs i certaily agree, but they fell into a lot of caviats, like the knees (for reference my knees have been absolutely destroyed )

  • @codytrim5402
    @codytrim5402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The fact that the human body can recognize it’s weaknesses and fix them is possibly the most insane thing evolution has produced.

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.

    • @crimsonmatter
      @crimsonmatter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aguyontheinternet8436purrrr

    • @kujojotarostandoceanman2641
      @kujojotarostandoceanman2641 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have observed the weakness of my flesh

  • @The-eater-of-flesh
    @The-eater-of-flesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Cat ears are actually a more viable option than dog ones, because cat ears have roughly all of the same benefits as dog ones, except being able to hear 45-64,000 hz.

    • @inkink9524
      @inkink9524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Also can move backwards :0
      i love when my cat's ears move backwards
      Edit : my cat was kidnapped..
      This comment sure aged well

    • @The-eater-of-flesh
      @The-eater-of-flesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inkink9524 Id send you a pic of my cat but I cant on here

    • @ronidutta
      @ronidutta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nyaaaa

    • @Doki_LP
      @Doki_LP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ronidutta Nyani!!!

    • @REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS
      @REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes, cat people

  • @Purpelspy
    @Purpelspy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    i wonder what the standards of beauty will be in the “fully evolved humans” community

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@shadowcween7890 tell that to society buddy

    • @kiara2124
      @kiara2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreamdesk7258 lol

    • @sivellaxd5308
      @sivellaxd5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Omg like her ears are sooo not perky like we like those ears like a young curious pup hun you look old xDDD
      Just immage the nitpicks xDD

    • @humanbeing5546
      @humanbeing5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh wow that'd be super interesting!!

  • @lexanclarktapac4112
    @lexanclarktapac4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    Me: Owl necks
    Him: No necks
    Me: In owls' necks, one of the major arteries feeding the brain passes through bony holes in the birds' vertebrae. ... Small vessel connections between the carotid and vertebral arteries, called anastomoses, let blood flow uninterrupted to the brain, even when owls' necks were contorted into the most extreme twists and turns. In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. A Great Horned Owl syncs its ears and eyes to unleash it's silent assault on prey. So im pretty sure owl necks are great.

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Imagine people rotating their heads 270 degrees normally tf

    • @Justine-iu4bv
      @Justine-iu4bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@CarlosAM1 that'd be dope

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hydrofiber thx, corrected

    • @borger298
      @borger298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ok we’ll add an owl neck and then everything would be fine

    • @giorosiles2220
      @giorosiles2220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would be better than no neck

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Those ostrich “ankles” aren’t actually ankles! Birds walk with their ankles raised high above the ground, and they are mistaken for backwards knees.

    • @Wayrail
      @Wayrail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s called the digitigrade leg, a lot of animals have it, mammals too but not primates, who have plantigrade legs

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wayrail and kangaroos

  • @bedrock30_
    @bedrock30_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I can agree 110% with the statement that our feet are horribly designed. I’ve got really bad tailor’s bunions on both my feet, and it’s so unbelievably painful to stand, walk, wear shoes, etc.
    And we can’t forget about the fact that we require arch support to keep our feet from becoming totally flat!

  • @crono_digger
    @crono_digger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    The perfectly evolved human is he who deletes his twitter account.

  • @unknown1859
    @unknown1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    Not sure about the ostrich feet. Imagine buying a shoes.

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      My new Nike Ostrich2100

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @zeriph6054
      @zeriph6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can and there both doing great

    • @mirandapanda5439
      @mirandapanda5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 🤣🤣

    • @Auraa10
      @Auraa10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 because “gae” is ok

  • @Spin818
    @Spin818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How to become ultimate being step 1: get a weird stone mask that stabs the wearer when blood is on it and has a hole in the forehead area. Step 2: get a giant red stone and slot it in the forehead hole of the mask. Step 3: look at sun. Step 4: profit
    Giant jojo reference mess this was

  • @Luredreier
    @Luredreier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    11:43
    Given that there's even some evidence of a pain reaction in plants and definitively in all the animals you mentioned...
    Basically *pain* is sensed even by single cell organisms, although the exact *way* said pain is experienced may differ.
    But since we're not able to experience the pain of other beings we can't really prove or disprove their pain *experience*.
    (There was a time when people thought black people didn't experience pain, now we know better, but this tendency to underestimate anything different is innate in us)

  • @damienwonder
    @damienwonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    Mom: Why do you want top surgery, you're such a pretty girl?
    Me: Shut up mom, I'm EVOLVING

    • @lovemusicbandchorus
      @lovemusicbandchorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I had this same idea, cause I'm getting no nipple top surgery

    • @Sheisdreaming06
      @Sheisdreaming06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jdkdjdkd same

    • @ryansullivan9192
      @ryansullivan9192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Bon Bob is your comment supposed to be a joke? If not, you really need some learning to do

    • @ryansullivan9192
      @ryansullivan9192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is funny bcus I plan on getting top surgery haha

    • @finneth
      @finneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i smell positive lgbt affirmation :P im a trans masc too :)

  • @k.s.9793
    @k.s.9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    That literally looks like the child of a human and a furby

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THAT WILL BE RETURNING TO MY NIGHTMARES NOW, THANKS BARBARA!

    • @heartsfromaj3918
      @heartsfromaj3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes xd

  • @xtremefps_
    @xtremefps_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is what peak performance looks like. You don't have to like it but you've got to respect it.

  • @katillack
    @katillack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys are awesome. Thank you for sharing, I’m halfway through this video and I am so positively grateful to be smiling while learning. You are saving history and anatomy and basically all forms of learning!!
    Happy to have stumbled into this channel a while back.
    Kat

  • @colonelkush
    @colonelkush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I reject this “perfectly evolved” abomination. I WANT TO GO BACK TO *MONKE*

  • @Chan-wk5id
    @Chan-wk5id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    The perfect body would be that of a shapeshifter's!

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    • @gaanadelrey
      @gaanadelrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Girll that's genius👑

    • @mediumwave3216
      @mediumwave3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Absolutely, a body (and perhaps a mind) that can adapt to any environment/situation as needed.

    • @InzemamZahidi911
      @InzemamZahidi911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jellyman

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was gonna be some anime character with bird like feature.

  • @loosefabric6134
    @loosefabric6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how this channel has so much more personality than last time I saw a video

  • @Wilfoe
    @Wilfoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I typically don't do well with biology, but this video was fascinating!

  • @bluemoonbuffoon
    @bluemoonbuffoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    This is the ideal evolved human. You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

    • @yatoisaki8285
      @yatoisaki8285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm only depressed because I haven't reached my final form

    • @yodatwinkie
      @yodatwinkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cultivating mass? I feel ya

    • @speed7492
      @speed7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration!
      Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k
      comments in the song here featured in this channel.
      She will buy me an airpods
      I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!!

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely don't like it

  • @theatoft7650
    @theatoft7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Greg: "Would you reproduce with that?"
    Mitch: "I've done worse."
    Greg: *offended, looks back and forth between Mitch and the camera*

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sus

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also notice how he started blushing and turning red 😂

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guyssssss did you know that they are actually dating?! I knew it recently

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sanjana_green that's so cute!

    • @Sanjana_green
      @Sanjana_green 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexskywalker5478 ikr 😍

  • @kiddketathereal
    @kiddketathereal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    guys i really love you
    please never stop making science fun 😭

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    minor side note i’m surprised you didn’t address
    separate respiration from the digestive tract. Choking is too easy

  • @lancetheking7524
    @lancetheking7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    imagine the entire human race turning into a mix of batman and tony stark

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The devs set the limit to 10 million because too many people wanted to be batman

    • @britishrocklovingyank3491
      @britishrocklovingyank3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billionares who kill innocent people? Already have those.

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    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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  • @michaelleiner9004
    @michaelleiner9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I’m trying to find a senior quote...
    “Smish, smash, kill the dog.”

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Hopefully you’ll look back on it fondly hahaha

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist Why are you gae?

    • @joeyy4529
      @joeyy4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can be and why are you straight

    • @dreat6578
      @dreat6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 why do you like unicorn?

  • @knockoffclock
    @knockoffclock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And with that , onto the lungs
    *proceeds to play one of the smoking ads that has a lung as a character *

  • @RVND0M060
    @RVND0M060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love AsapScience. honestly genius.

  • @icantthinkofacreativeusern8670
    @icantthinkofacreativeusern8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    How do you forget the sinuses, the worst part of Humans

    • @sharlharmakhis280
      @sharlharmakhis280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      urgh SAME I swear mine are both sentient and *evil*

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it’s a mess up in there!

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so true, it hurts. Like, literally hurts... my sinuses are so bad, my ENT doc wants to do surgery! 😫

    • @EmiTheGreat
      @EmiTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get rid of them.

    • @AtaraxianWist
      @AtaraxianWist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like to abolish sinuses! It's a flawed and harmful system!

  • @Madison-rl2jd
    @Madison-rl2jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    “Would you reproduce with that?” ABSOLUTELY NOT LMAO

    • @ZENMASTERME1
      @ZENMASTERME1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @0:27 🤮

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      STILL NOT SURE IF IT CAN REPRODUCE

    • @Madison-rl2jd
      @Madison-rl2jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AsapSCIENCE BAHAHAHHAAH YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE ❤️❤️❤️

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @codekillerz5392
      @codekillerz5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AsapSCIENCE I swear to god you guys made a video on this YEARS ago

  • @dinozilla55555
    @dinozilla55555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow , thank you for making videos

  • @inkfernado9114
    @inkfernado9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These guys: “here’s the perfectly evolved human!”
    Also them: *shows the demon that watches me at night when I’m walking home at 3AM*

  • @heyteecee3190
    @heyteecee3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I choked when you mentioned a sore throat.
    Let's get rid of our necks.

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny you mention that-

    • @NonDelusional74611
      @NonDelusional74611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you believe the solution is as simple as not eating dead animals

    • @vesper7750
      @vesper7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)

  • @anirudhponraj7159
    @anirudhponraj7159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    What I thought when I saw the thumbnail: It's not a human it's an underwater elf!

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      as ocean levels increase ... WHO KNOWS!

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

    • @zeriph6054
      @zeriph6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 again cause they can

    • @cdy9956
      @cdy9956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah

    • @ameliagoesontour
      @ameliagoesontour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaeldaunicorn5314 Why do you care?

  • @travisahicks
    @travisahicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video!!!

  • @blitszina2570
    @blitszina2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me an enby who doesn't want breasts, kinda wants kids but absolutely dreads the idea if what pregnancy is like at the moment: I see this as an absolute win

    • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
      @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable

  • @girlgamer5044
    @girlgamer5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    We can’t go with the Octopus’s eyes if they’re light sensitive right? Ohhhh, imagine when the sun hits your eyes!! Evolved human: 🔥👄🔥

    • @BlessedToBeSaved333
      @BlessedToBeSaved333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was thinking owl!

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      @GemelierMusicOficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @th3radlad_727
      @th3radlad_727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just flip our receptors so they’re *not* facing backwards, bam cephalopod 20 20 vision

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LmFAO

  • @ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758
    @ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

    • @josephfield6903
      @josephfield6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your name

    • @n1ckster055
      @n1ckster055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 I don't care

  • @lunaii_
    @lunaii_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i feel like your taking for granted how amazing the human body is and how remarkable it is how we are the way we are. I don't get offended that often but this video really ticked me off

  • @puyantanha5746
    @puyantanha5746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the human body is near perfect for what it's meant to do. We stand on two legs, can grab with out thumbs, can throw further than any other animal, can sweat and have omnivores teeth. That is all that's humans really need and the rest of Evolution was spent into developing the brain

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweating is mostly a curse.

    • @puyantanha5746
      @puyantanha5746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating

  • @SomePersonInTheWorld
    @SomePersonInTheWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "This is a perfectly evolved human."
    Oh, that sounds co- **screams** uh, ahem, I mean, wow! That looks... Interesting. Haha....

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    • @slurpsyoubigandround373
      @slurpsyoubigandround373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sry I’m late but I haven’t slept at all and ur comment made my day lol.

  • @ep3798
    @ep3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    “We’ve decided on no neck at all. I know, everyone’s worst fear”
    Big Ed: am I a joke to you?

  • @JenRiveraBell
    @JenRiveraBell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video!

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your work!

  • @Vainoharhainen1
    @Vainoharhainen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "We've been breaking our ankles for millions of years"
    Sangwoo: Gotta keep the tradition going

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    • @gnostic423
      @gnostic423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @geoffandreinunez5132
      @geoffandreinunez5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AzureKnightz Explain. Why did yyou make us like this?

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @ilikemilk7833
      @ilikemilk7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn Yoonbum really can't take a break

  • @medeajerdana
    @medeajerdana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    "I know some Straight Men in the comments are like..."
    Me, a lesbian woman:

    • @Brrrrdmn
      @Brrrrdmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :)
      Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m with you :/

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Brrrrdmn *sigh*

    • @psiloveu143
      @psiloveu143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      me a bisexual: 👁️👄👁️

    • @littlemissbump100
      @littlemissbump100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Brrrrdmn ahh yes since I like females my gender will change.
      Ps: sexuality isn't linked to gender identities

  • @sebastianrada4107
    @sebastianrada4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your channel ❣️

  • @nebulouskatbanter9055
    @nebulouskatbanter9055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I remember something about owls having one ear slightly higher than the other, and this trait enabling them to be able to gage how high or low a sound came from in addition to what direction. That seems pretty cool and like something worth including.

  • @joncarter33
    @joncarter33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I've started to enjoy these videos more now that they're showing more of their character in them. I subscribed for the science, I stayed for the humor. They seem hilarious.

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      WE BLUSH!!!

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol

    • @AyaCedric
      @AyaCedric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already

    • @AyaCedric
      @AyaCedric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@recluseren awwee.. it's alright.. I'll try to manage this on my own.. thank you for being kind though..

  • @emi_not_emmy
    @emi_not_emmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The way that this video has taught me more abt evolution and human anatomy than school ever has

    • @chimken3954
      @chimken3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      America's education system is so broken

    • @Tenordrumthunder
      @Tenordrumthunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes lol

    • @jordanelotlan3895
      @jordanelotlan3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But we are all gonna forget about it by tomorrow

    • @handisukarya861
      @handisukarya861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're doing school wrong

    • @emi_not_emmy
      @emi_not_emmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@handisukarya861 School is doing us wrong

  • @silverboiiii4205
    @silverboiiii4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    truly fascinating

  • @Cxndybabes
    @Cxndybabes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If we actually looked like this, that would be pretty interesting. Having no breast is a dream I can only wish for lmao. The struggle is real

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same my friend, i reject these meatsacks

  • @sogsufabs8564
    @sogsufabs8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    So, if we mate with an ostrich, we would have a perfect offspring, if possible

    • @TheRealJetJaguar
      @TheRealJetJaguar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Anyway, that's how i got banned from the zoo

    • @thecristal4312
      @thecristal4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If we're able to insert the genes responsible for those legs in an ostrich into our own DNA, then yeah, it's possible

    • @venomenace
      @venomenace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Offstrich? Ostring? Idk 🤷‍♂️..

    • @desu38
      @desu38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't get any ideas.

    • @herauthon
      @herauthon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we be carried around as huge eggs.. and other ostrimen look and babble at it.. in praise..

  • @opboxs
    @opboxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Until woman's bodies can just absorb their periods, we're not evolved enough....(goes to buy tampons...)

    • @ayushmaan8423
      @ayushmaan8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wish we were doing oestrous cycle rather 😢

    • @JoseRamos-hp2vg
      @JoseRamos-hp2vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @God nerfed me disgusting

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      IKR?? No other animal has periods but apparently humans need em

    • @asude1
      @asude1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @God nerfed me Yeah 😂

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @God nerfed me I’m not but that’s very understandable

  • @ezoozzz
    @ezoozzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in school today and we where learning about ways we can change the human body with different animal parts and they shows us this-

  • @zachageeart
    @zachageeart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bone structure ideas for orthopedic perfection was a amazing route!

  • @namukolosiyumbwa3323
    @namukolosiyumbwa3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Me as a straight woman:
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BREASTS???

    • @merciefrink1299
      @merciefrink1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Same, but no breasts=no bra=less back pain

    • @Itsyovice
      @Itsyovice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@merciefrink1299 well bras just limit back pain

    • @MissLilyputt
      @MissLilyputt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra

    • @Itsyovice
      @Itsyovice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MissLilyputt ye

    • @captaincorundum9788
      @captaincorundum9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MissLilyputt But have you seen what a corset does to the body?

  • @Virxls
    @Virxls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When i was a child, i got forced to take ballet classes, but my parents found out that my feet is very stretchable and strong, i could stand up with my toes flipped to the other side and i could grab a pen with my toes, I’m very glad about what they’ve done now 🙂

  • @mbartra
    @mbartra ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just now discovered your channel. I am enjoying it. For me, I would be so much better off if my CNS and brain aren't super 'touchy' and be a on fight and flight a lot for situations that are not even close to be dangerous.

  • @Maryam7580
    @Maryam7580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a fun video ! 😄

  • @kiritugeorge4684
    @kiritugeorge4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I mean, there are stories I have heard of people with ostrich feet as an extremely rare condition here in Southern Africa. So evolution might not be done with us yet😅
    Edit: I googled it and its a tiny people group called the VaDoma in Zimbabwe...the scientific condition of having ostrich feet called ectrodactyly.

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohh

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I remember that. It's not the same - those people can't walk with it, but you're right! Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't do that?

  • @zw9601
    @zw9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “As for our testes they hang outside exposed to trauma”
    Every guy: *I felt that*

    • @adeshpoz
      @adeshpoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The perfectly evolved human is the one in your profile pic lol.

    • @Alexoperplexo
      @Alexoperplexo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adeshpoz so me?

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
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    • @zw9601
      @zw9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adeshpoz yes

    • @michaeldaunicorn5314
      @michaeldaunicorn5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you gae?
      Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @overwicket1339
    @overwicket1339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Instead of removing neck I would prefer if we have strong necks which can move in 360; angle.lol.

  • @oscar2.05
    @oscar2.05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We have our breathing tube and eating tube so close togethar it’s terible (defiantly gotta change that) also I think some axolotle genes would be good aswell also eye stalks to complement our no neck and gills aswell preferable external ones also so close to 10 mill !

  • @AAAAnca
    @AAAAnca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Would you reproduce with that?"
    wouldn't the evolutionary process also affect our preferences tho?

    • @fennet.7751
      @fennet.7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you look the same than that's the norm.

  • @31-mohammedshafeehe47
    @31-mohammedshafeehe47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Interesting to watch. But in reality, we can never understand the structural & functional wisdom behind these body parts until we loss it, right?

  • @xman-ui4cb
    @xman-ui4cb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd say that having an octopus eye would be not be ideal seeing as they can only see in greyscale. Also I like my neck very much, being able to look side to side is very important and I'd say that being constricted to look in one direction would make car accidents happen more often, so we would be essentially be sacrificing the ability to avoid car crashes in favor of survivability in car crashes which does not seem like the best way to go about things

    • @xman-ui4cb
      @xman-ui4cb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also another point is that I'm pretty sure ostrich feet are evolved to have backwards knees, and while there are omnidirectional knees on this new human, I'm not sure they would function together with the ostrich feet very well

  • @JustRitz
    @JustRitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i saw this on my recommendation a few days ago and the thumbnail didnt load and when i read the title, i was like "what???" until i got it on my recommendation again and saw the thumbnail

  • @downsidebrian
    @downsidebrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As a person with auditory processing disorder, the thought of being able to move my ears that much is terrifying. Like, imagine that every time a new sound shows up, your entire sense of hearing goes into a microsecond echo that you can't actually perceive as anything except pain and static. That's what it would be like for me.

    • @mildredmelusine6970
      @mildredmelusine6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well maybe we could point our ears away and muffle the sound? Or have the ability to close them?

    • @saimalishahid1406
      @saimalishahid1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn good point

    • @downsidebrian
      @downsidebrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THEsalmonator_ APD doesn't work like that. The signal from each ear is delayed slightly, and your brain naturally compensates for that. With APD, it doesn't compensate so easily, so when the delay changes, such as when a new sound appears, or if my head shifts in just the wrong way, the sound fuzzes out for a bit. I can generally tune stuff out, but if my ears were on a swivel like that, moving them would be instinctive, so I would experience that problem all the time.

  • @sirauron14
    @sirauron14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Humans are supposed to evolve into Blaziken

    • @dogerswag
      @dogerswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist ok

    • @bigsmokecat3566
      @bigsmokecat3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist dude this is a youtube channel

    • @cJ44588
      @cJ44588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @watch Earthlings documentary be an activist 👅🐤🥩🐮🍖🐖🥓🐔🍗

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so cool I always wonder what humans will look like many evolutions later!

  • @boredartist225
    @boredartist225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail alone inspires commentary: I haven’t seen the video but it will surely visit me in my nightmares-

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    You guys have taught me more about Science than any teacher ever could. You even inspired me for my own channel. Thank you so much!

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaame

    • @epicstuff7522
      @epicstuff7522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love them

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
      Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
      To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on TH-cam
      "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist😘

    • @longestcategg7097
      @longestcategg7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 shuuuuushhh

  • @mindoftutorials
    @mindoftutorials 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Removing the lower ribs is a good idea normally it hurts if i wanna ..

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  • @chtechindustries4174
    @chtechindustries4174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a guy, and I loved this design. Then, I heard about the movement of the testes, and loved it even more! Now we just need to merge both wast exit paths into one!

  • @RustyhairedAlp9575
    @RustyhairedAlp9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:25
    How about cat ears?

  • @ToriCastell
    @ToriCastell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Brb. I’m getting surgery to replace my entire body with that of an ostrich.

    • @AsapSCIENCE
      @AsapSCIENCE  3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      honestly, we can only stan the ostrich

    • @ToriCastell
      @ToriCastell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AsapSCIENCE OSTRICH SUPREMACY

    • @siddhisuryawanshi6887
      @siddhisuryawanshi6887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 🤣 tell me how it goes ~

    • @ToriCastell
      @ToriCastell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@siddhisuryawanshi6887 I will!!

    • @siddhisuryawanshi6887
      @siddhisuryawanshi6887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ToriCastell so after the covid situation ends plan a date for it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I will get the media. The first person to ever have ostrich legs and body lol

  • @zw9601
    @zw9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “We’ve decided on no neck at all”
    No neck Ed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @soapydragon5741
      @soapydragon5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious

    • @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4
      @25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals.
      According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other.
      Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on
      Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism
      To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on TH-cam
      "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰

    • @article580
      @article580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda what I was thinking

  • @SpoopyGhost95
    @SpoopyGhost95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a few more things to add to the list. A heart like a spiders that way g-forces don’t get the better of us. Also a healing factor like an axolotl. Also very dense bones to prevent fall damage. Lastly the genes from a tardigrades to save us from radiation, hunger, thirst and temperature.

  • @rdn658
    @rdn658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the fish analogy is very good

  • @sarahadrienne6697
    @sarahadrienne6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “Removing the lowest ribs so that we can...” 😏
    “Noooo. Moving on...”
    Had to replay that a few times to get the joke haha

    • @sofialyric
      @sofialyric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ???

    • @1stepatatime
      @1stepatatime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i still dont get it xD

    • @lauralettau
      @lauralettau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1stepatatime good lmao

    • @cutehelp5939
      @cutehelp5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's no joke... he's just explaining that removing lower ribs is obvious for more flexibility in body

    • @speed7492
      @speed7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *ASAPSCIENCE* has always been my inspiration!
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  • @sajjeel123
    @sajjeel123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The perfectly evolved human is actually a pigeon

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The more scientific name is the stereotypical american

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  • @anaverageperson9517
    @anaverageperson9517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oscorp be taking notes rn.

  • @rhodalle
    @rhodalle ปีที่แล้ว

    "BLOOP, gotta go!!" - I died 🤣

  • @leighamarie07
    @leighamarie07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This has been terrifying.

  • @samwamm85
    @samwamm85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    human feet and ankles are better at turning on the spot.
    also human knees allow that kind of movement to be stable simply because they don't actually flex sideways.
    a pouch in humans would make it pretty darn difficult to move around since it's blocking the muscle structure needed to turn the waist.
    unless you're planning to walk around with your legs spread like tree dwellers or hop everywhere like a kangaroo.
    lungs that cycle air would stop humans being able to hold their breath for too long.
    better hope you don't have to go underwater at some point, for example a car crash in a body of water.
    directional ears may be better for focusing on sound at a certain point but it makes them worse at hearing sounds around you.
    good luck trying to get your friend's attention when they are turned the other way.
    having the extra cushion vessels in the ribs certainly helps in a car crash but it would be a breeding ground for viruses that would infect the lungs.
    be prepared to get flu often and probably die from pneumonia when you get older.
    -
    humans are actually pretty well adapted for most things.
    in fact the entire primate family is a good example of the pinnacle of evolution.
    people often think it's the human race's intelligence alone that gave them that ability.
    sorry to disappoint but humans are by far not the smartest creatures on the planet.
    what they are however is the best combination of advantageous traits available.
    that's why they're so successful and dominated the planet.

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You do realise swans hold their breath. Its kinda practical when they... you know... dive underwater to get food or to clean themselves...

    • @potaton1342
      @potaton1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking there thinking was wrong because we would have gone towards that direction if we needed it

    • @dentlos806
      @dentlos806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The big reason we're so successful is more due to our cooperativity rather than intelect

    • @theramfam4353
      @theramfam4353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are the smartest animals on the plant though?

    • @dentlos806
      @dentlos806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theramfam4353 we're just too lazy to use our full brain power, if we did, we'd probably trounce even the best of supercomputers

  • @knucklesreligion
    @knucklesreligion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    really hope the devs see this maybe it could be a dlc

  • @solrac9181
    @solrac9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Human body is wonderfully designed and beautiful to look at. We take our healthy bodies for granted

  • @lilElkiee
    @lilElkiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We have actually been covering some of this stuff at uni, I have a few concerns. Wouldn't having lose knee caps be like having patella luxation? Which would inhibit normal walking. Another thing I'd like to mention is that in a study looking into testes in 2010 they theorised that animals developed external testes when they began running, leaping and jumping.
    And while removing the neck would help prevent neck injuries from driving, I think we'd be getting in a lot more accidents without a neck as we can't look around us anymore.
    Sorry I'm probably taking this far too serious xD but it's extremely fascinating and it corresponds well with my course.

  • @splendedpencils825
    @splendedpencils825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Asap: we will remove balls
    Every male: YES hot days are no longer a threat!

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or a soccer ball at 15 mph

    • @cowdogin
      @cowdogin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ernestochang1744 even worse: a baseball

    • @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586
      @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or hockey puck

    • @grandheadass9476
      @grandheadass9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tucking the balls would kill your spem

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grandheadass9476 what about animals that already tuck it in? How would it even kill them, even if that was correct?

  • @theclickbaithub5285
    @theclickbaithub5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good God why haven't I found this channel sooner

    • @danm9390
      @danm9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They aren’t scientists.

  • @Vedangi_
    @Vedangi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the "what if" energy in this one