*Who else hates it when their parents do this:* Alyssa’s Mom: “Why did you get detention Alyssa? Detention isn’t good for a future doctor.” Alyssa: “Detention isn’t a big deal mom.” Alyssa’s Mom: “Are you talking back?” *But you just asked her why she got detention-*
Me choosing my outfit be like: "Too red." " Too crazy. " "... We must not speak of this..." " Too much glitter. " "Well hundred year old sweater, your up!"
For me its : Too black Too black Ew- pink... Too black Too black- Too light colored Too e-girlish Too black Too blac-WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH BLACK FOR GOD SAKE?! Too tomboyish- PERFECT
If meh find dress: WHY DO I HAVE PINK whatever Too scary Oof too red Purple i don't want this purple dress Blue sky? Its look cute but "no" (TWT 1 like for blue sky dress) Ahhh this is perfect *try* nope not perfect "part two for the dress"
Welp, when I told my parents I had a crush, they kept asking, WHO IS HE? WHATS HIS NAME? IS HE IN UR CLASS?! After a while I didn’t like him anymore but my stepmom kept saying do u still have a crush 🥺
Same I said: mom were just friends and my mom said this:yea yea yea but u guys look cute together and this is me: omg mom we're just friends okay 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
It's common sence, unless it's hail stone the size of a mansion and he would get knocked out 😂 Alexander after getting hit by the mansion hail stone: 💀*Le ded* oof
“I’m fine” is the girls biggest lie “I trust you” is the girls biggest regrets When a girl gets mad over little things it mean she needs love When a girl laughs even at the stupidest things,their lonely in the inside Monsters don’t live under your bed,they scream inside your head Just psychology facts okay
This was just amazing... i do like the fact that no one got injured as they usually do and there aint rlly bullies that appear in every scene. This was so wholesome 😍
THIS FELT SO REAL OMG I LOVE THIS - anyone that is emotionless would get their emotions back from watching this ;-; i would love it if you did a part 2!
Me watching the part when she says what do you say when someone gives u candy- Sister: no thanks Me: or KICK EM IN DA PRIVATE SPOT AND SAY I DONT WANT UR TRASHY 90’S CANDY UwU
Charlie: So i got a 98% on my math test Honestly 20 seconds later I got a 96% on my test- Did anyone else notice this- Edit: I now nobody will see dis so imma just like it myself TvT
For years of searching and searching, I found an actual good story. Yes it includes many typical cliches but it has a really good plot and nothing is over the top. It stays realistic which for some reason is hard to find in Gachas. 10/10
"Your a little freshman!" She should have been like, "At least i'm not in the clouds." I literally would say that because I am one of the shortest people in my school.
@@amerieabrams1708 I stay up the whole nigh bc I don't wanna sleep as I have classes THEY START AT *9 AM* LIKE DOOD I NEED MAH PRECIOUS SLEEP ;-; Rip meg
7:25 Alexander: You little bit- Teacher: Watch the language and why do I hear talking? Alexander: BECAUSE YOU GOT EARS! *Me dying of laughter high pitched*
“why do i hear talking?”
“It’s because you got ears!”
he be speaking true facts doe
He be using those crusty old memes 😬
I would do the same U_U
Tru tho
He speaking facts so he can’t be in trouble
Lol so true
crystalowo I laughed so hard when I saw it
Legend has it that Alexander's sister still kicks people to this day...
😅we better watch out for her
I mightve seen her-
In this vid :D
XD
YES XD
MJ soo lmaooo
“Are you talking back to me?!”
Me: you must not know what a conversation is.
Æsthëtic Råmęn - WOAH NEW ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION THANKS
YEET
Your grounded Missy 😂
Now i have an excuse whwn my sister angrily says that to meh
i’ve seen this ‘comeback’ on pinterest...
just saying..?
Boy : '' Nerd ''
Girl : * points her middle finger *
Me : Lmao 😂
👁👄👁👌
Lmao
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂
T h e d e a t h f i n g e r
*Who else hates it when their parents do this:*
Alyssa’s Mom: “Why did you get detention Alyssa? Detention isn’t good for a future doctor.”
Alyssa: “Detention isn’t a big deal mom.”
Alyssa’s Mom: “Are you talking back?”
*But you just asked her why she got detention-*
I KNOW RIGHT!?!?
Halima Abbas right they do it all the time
And then theres do not roll your eyes
Like i was CLOSING them
Lol
bruh my mom and dad dont even care when i get detention im 13 and my mom and dad let me have a gf
IKR!!
Someone: ALYSSA IM EATING ALL THE BREADSTICKS
Alyssa: *so you have chosen death*
Haha me tho
That’s so me
LITERALLY ME I LOOOOOOVVVVEEE THE BREADSTICKS
LOL
@᯽ Addie Skumanick ᯽ poor child UwU
toes
O my god! I'm so cringe right now.... REEEEEEE EEEEEEE!!.. I love your vids by the way... Can you pls make part 3
SOS I NEED PART 2 😟PLSSSS 😭😂❤️ Love Your vid so much ☺️ i even cried by one of Your Vids..😂 (i'm crying almost never 😂)
PART TWOOOO
Part 2 plssssss
Part 2 plz(if u want of course)
I won't force u
And this is too bootiful
It's perfection 👌
UwU
Alyssa: what college are you going to?
Alex: Gacha University
Me: NANI-
Roses are red,violets are blue I hate Luni, just like lunime too.
-But I don't hate gacha life :3
“Watch the language and why do I hear talking?!”
“THAT’S BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS!!”
101 of gacha life savage comebacks
True true i agree it was too savage
imma use that at school- oh wait- I don't have school the rest of the year
Haha
Ima use it for school wait nvm I don’t have school like if you don’t have school cuz of the virus :p
HAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: Bruh, Alex is still a little taller then her even when hes kneeled down! Hes gonna have to *lay* on the ground when he proposes-
꧁ Bubbles ꧂ LMAO
꧁ Bubbles ꧂ LOL
*crawls over*
hey georgie, you want to marry mmeeeeeee
XD ikr
Lmaoooooo
“I SEE BREADSTICKS!”
oml I don’t know how many times I have said that
any restaurant is twice as awesome if it has breadsticks
FAXXXX THOUGH
I have watched this about 50 times already- and I STILL LOVE ITTT
Mom: ARE YOU TALKING BACK?
Me: yes mom, that’s how a conversation works.
JT_GAMING ! XD
I was arguing with my mom yesterday and I said that and before I knew it, she had the chancla in one hand and a hanger in the other 😭
LOL
LOL
@@NumbNutt lol
Bro when Alyssa said “Breadsticks”..
*I kNeW tHaT iT wAs OlIvE gArDeN!¡*
wut
mochi cookie, Olive Garden is a restaurant.
cill
Angela Ann Antonio it’s chill nut cill
OLIVE GARDEN
Random Dude: "Nerd!"
Her: "Oh, you wanna play?" *points middle finger*
Me: "GOT EM!!"
I'm not gonna ruin the 22 likes
@KAYLEE RUHLIG yes nice
HAH GOD EM
lol
Gxlaxy Cat I’m not gonna ruin the 72 likes 😂😂
Alyssa : Makes valid point in argument
Mom : *ArE yOu TaLkInG bAcK?!*
"Why do I hear talking?!?"
"Because you've got ears."
Imma use that excuse in school xD (when school is back, that is... STUPID CORONA VIRUS!!!!!!!)
Thats sounds Stupid no offence
Ikr I have to do 7th grade online
SAME IM GONNA USE THAT SENTENCE
But i dont hate corona virus bcuz theres lockdown and i have homeworks to do so i have alot of time-
Lol are you going to get detention on purpose? 😅 I missed my detention because of Corona 😆
Alyssa and Alexander’s kids: How did y’all meet?
Alyssa: I flipped off your dad.
Alyssa and Alexander’s kids: ;-;
This needs more likes 😂😂
Keely Zeux
Thank you :3
LOL
I know right
Lol.
I hope it doesn’t end like other stories: that the boyfriend is cheating and they break up please don’t 😭
〜Nicky_Gacha〜 • exactlyy 😭😭😭
Yeah ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ .·´¯`(>▂
Yeah please
OH NO PLEASE NOOOO
〜Nicky_Gacha〜 •-• yes
Alyssa's mom:
"I am going to be a grandma! And going to have grand kids!"
Me:
"oh yes u r~" >:
okay i’m fangirling
THAT WAS HONESTLY SO CUTE🥺
Me choosing my outfit be like:
"Too red."
" Too crazy. "
"... We must not speak of this..."
" Too much glitter. "
"Well hundred year old sweater, your up!"
For me it is like
To girly
To boyish
To sparkly
WHAT IS THIS
Black tee and hoodie it's your time to shine
What the hell is wrong with boyish clothes I love boyish clothes I never buy girl clothes I always buy clothes from the boy section
For me its :
Too black
Too black
Ew- pink...
Too black
Too black-
Too light colored
Too e-girlish
Too black
Too blac-WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH BLACK FOR GOD SAKE?!
Too tomboyish- PERFECT
Rose LeAwakeCookie what’s wrong with too black? Black is my fav color
If meh find dress:
WHY DO I HAVE PINK whatever
Too scary
Oof too red
Purple i don't want this purple dress
Blue sky? Its look cute but "no" (TWT 1 like for blue sky dress)
Ahhh this is perfect
*try* nope not perfect
"part two for the dress"
“Are you talking back?! This is not how I raised you.” :me but that’s literally your fault because you were asking her a question -.-
Nobody:
Their parents:we're all going to be grandparents
wait you indian to ?!
@@khushitandel9985 omg I am an indian too-
“If someone offers you candy you...”
Me: OFFER THEM DRUGS IN RETURN
OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY!!! 😂
I would kick them 🤣
I can't 😂😂
Teach me all of your ways
IM DIEING BY HOW FUNNY DAT IS
Alyssa's mom: MY DAUGHTER HAS A CRUSH! BABE OUR DAUGHTER HAS A CRUSH!
ME: THATS LITERALLY MY MOM WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I HAD A CRUSH 😑😑😑
REEE gurl05 wow my mom isn’t like dat ;-;
I don't have a crush ;-;
Soooo through LOL
Wen my sister found out she was going crazy and she told everyone in the school that i have a crush.
Welp, when I told my parents I had a crush, they kept asking, WHO IS HE? WHATS HIS NAME? IS HE IN UR CLASS?!
After a while I didn’t like him anymore but my stepmom kept saying do u still have a crush 🥺
Same I said: mom were just friends and my mom said this:yea yea yea but u guys
look cute together and this is me: omg mom we're just friends okay
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
Mom: Are you talking back? That's not how I raised you.
Me: is that not how communication works?
onion haseyo lol u got from tiktok
L M A O
Make a part TWO!!!!
When they fight about nonsense: Alyssa and alaxzander sittin in a tree, K I L L I N G
KILLING!? NANI!? WTF(what the flip, not the other word, chill) HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM TO MAKE THEM KILL!? 😱💀⚰️
@@UrMumsGay_SlayTho fighting about something random lol
@@michan159 Ik but what random fight would they be fighting about that is killing? I am confusion
@@UrMumsGay_SlayTho well, it was like 1 in the morning when i made this so im not sure
@@michan159 oof 😂
She: Calls him a tall jerk *
Me: WHO R U? SLENDER MAN'S SON?!
•Jennie Cookie• could be
No he can't be, he's not white and faceless
hart wolficons that’s not the point he’s tall and that’s all that matters
Not realy
@@I_Am_Max1 what u mean slederman wasent born without a face so porbly the jerk has his dads face (sleder man)
"Because of that tall jerk!!"
"Is that your new girlfriend?"
me: where'd u get that idea from? the kid u kicked?
Kakkakakalshgsdbbss
Lol not related but 1:21 hmm... I wonder why
Quick Question:is there gonna be a part two. Because I really want to see how it works out between them
Lol
Yeah me too 🤗🤗❤❤❤❤😅👉🏻👈🏻
LOL
Yeah I totally agree there still can be more to the story like what’s gonna happen or whatever
@@amerieabrams1708 hahha true
Ya me too
Yeah me to
“Why did you get detention?” “Detention isn’t that bad” “Are you talking back?!” Literally my parents lmao😂
She should have said “yes, that's how a conversation works”
alyssa:"you dumb chicken!!"
gabe: *triggERed*
LOL
That's me when the boys in class are annoying when teacher isn't looking or listening
“That’s why you have a black shirt Wendy!” Me: “almost everyone has a black shirt-......”
Correction, it says "That's why you have a black skirt Wendy."
AngelFox XOX and I do not have a black skirt!
It said “skirt.”
I'm kinda wearing one right now😂
Omg
Gacha: If someone calls you a name like shortie or nerd, they must like you.
Some dude: Hey Nerd!
Me: *gasp* YoU LiKe mE?!?
In my school someone says hi nerd and then he or she goes to teacher and says he bullied mEH
I would say thats good because your taller, gives me more of you to dislike
@@yinyangbtsorblackpink6757 That is RuDe, VeRy RuDe
Lol
I'm a short nerd, the best of both worlds
“My name is Wendy!”
me: **crunch them Wendy’s French fries**
Can I have some?!!! 👁️👄👁️
The_Fallen Angel U_u nu
tbh wendy looks like a burnt wendy french fry
@World Map
I mean......yOuR nOt wRoNg
“Why do I hear talking?”
“It’s because ya got ears!!”
I just realized how when they say, "gacha universe" is like us saying people universe
OMG I DIDNT REALIZE THAT UR RIGHT
are you saying the people in gacha are not people hm hm IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING PEOPLE IN GACHA HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW
@@kayleeyesseris3092 OH MEH GAWD NEITHER DID I DOE
Since quarantine everything has just been sad I started crying when he left.
Same
"I CANT GO HOME ITS POURING OUT THERE"
Me: but ur neighbors..??
It's common sence, unless it's hail stone the size of a mansion and he would get knocked out 😂
Alexander after getting hit by the mansion hail stone: 💀*Le ded* oof
Nobody: not a single soul: the comments: LIkE iF yOu wAnT a pArT TwO
Amen
Why not?
Lmao
Me: , comments on videos: NoBodY: nOt A sInGle SoUl:
This is how many pple need or want a pt 2
👇🏼 Dis was so good 🥺👏👏👏
👉👈
I WANT PART 2 SO BAD REEE
Yes very good😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
Alyssa’s mom: “are you talking back?!”
Me: “yes that’s how a conversation starts!”
lol, so true
I sub to you
Thank u
@@stupid_mfffff2872 you're welcome
You stole that from tiktok you thief
HAPPY 1.5M VIEWWSSS!!! YOU DESERVE ITT
"To remember each other by when you leave"
Alexander: Why do I look gay 😐
TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE
The LMS lollllllll
"We are not dating"
*"YET"*
SOOOoooOooo~
Teacher: why do I hear talking!?
Alexander: Because you got ears.
😂😂😂
xD quality memez 😂👌
His Lil Sis: *I Kicked Someone*
Me: *Lemme Kick You Instead*
@Maison Sibel oop-
“Why do I Here talking?!”
“Because you got ears!”
Teacher: ExTrA fIfTeEn mInUtEs
“I’m fine” is the girls biggest lie
“I trust you” is the girls biggest regrets
When a girl gets mad over little things it mean she needs love
When a girl laughs even at the stupidest things,their lonely in the inside
Monsters don’t live under your bed,they scream inside your head
Just psychology facts okay
True x
I laugh and get mad at the stupidest things
Thanksss
That's deep thank you ☺
I got mad over somthing stupid
I laughed so hard when he said *nerd* and she just put up her middle finger
Lol
l0l
SAME! lmao
This was just amazing... i do like the fact that no one got injured as they usually do and there aint rlly bullies that appear in every scene. This was so wholesome 😍
Me at a fancy resturant-
Me: i dont want to go
Me at the fancy resturant
Me: BREADSTICKS IM STAYING
relatable.
Y e s
*" Is that your new girlfriend ? "*
Me: *Your reading my mind Arent ya?*
Oof maybe she can read your mind
Idk maybe? welp if it is *im really not ever playing GL 😂* *im too scared*
Bruh don't be scared
@@Annielovesice Yah u right 😂
THIS FELT SO REAL OMG I LOVE THIS - anyone that is emotionless would get their emotions back from watching this ;-; i would love it if you did a part 2!
"iS thAT yOUR nEw gIRlfrIEnD?"
Alexander's Sis: "Is ThAt YoUr NeW GiRlFrIeNd???"
Alexander: O-o
Alexander’s sis: JUST KISS ALREADY
Ikr
XDDDD
The number of likes is coincidentally my sister's favourite number
I have never had these much liked, usually it's like under 5 but thanks
Mom: ‘That’s not how I raised you’
That’s how my mum raised me TwT
Lol
Me watching the part when she says what do you say when someone gives u candy-
Sister: no thanks
Me: or KICK EM IN DA PRIVATE SPOT AND SAY I DONT WANT UR TRASHY 90’S CANDY UwU
Alyssa Ly I got a better way *murder* 😌💅
O>O
Or shoot them o.o
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭💀
It would be funnier if that girl forced Alexander to put lipstick on a note to each other every year
Charlie: So i got a 98% on my math test
Honestly 20 seconds later
I got a 96% on my test-
Did anyone else notice this-
Edit: I now nobody will see dis so imma just like it myself TvT
I liked it-
OwUz I did xd
amyladd123 ITS A 96
Lel :3
Oml can't stop laughing at when she flipped him off through the window
ONG TES XD
*ONG YES XD
I mean omg
Yes
Same
I love the beginning its like
"Writes" Nerd
"Puts selves up" Points the middle finger xD
-Gets shocked-.-.
when i read -gets shocked- i gasped and it scared me and now im wheezing
Omg lol I love how the parents ship them
**sniff sniff**
Do I smell.....
*-UNDERRATED?!-*
『Miruku』 I smell it too XD
It's getting stronger
*𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗳 𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗳*
Oh no, I still smell it!
Oh mah gosh iTs So sTrOng ThE sMell
NU! I DON'T SMELL DAT *I sMeLl PeNnIes TwT*
I like his lil sis
Her: Is that your new girlfriend
Me: heh... not yet but shes gonna be...
Mhm thats what I'm thinking too pop pony
Who dis
"Ya you were playing just dance at two am"
Me at two am: *plays Minecraft while eating fruit loops*
Never related to anything more
xD same but I be playin roblox :P
DoodlesMine I play roblox to but my WiFi is a lil unstable sometimes
Havanna Sinc XD
“Stop giving me attitude!”
Me: “Is that my dad?”
I couldn't get over his reaction when she flipped him off i kept replaying it and every time i would bust down laughing
Title: Hes my jerk and I’m his nerd | GLMM
Me: Uh..where’s the word “Original” in here? And also where’s all the likes that you deserve..?
yup she need likes UwU
I agree
@@poopbandit7775 Jesus loves you
My bff: is he your bf
Me: W-what do you mean...
My half brother: Don’t think we didn’t see that kiss at dinner!!!!
Bf: damn he caught us retreat!!!!!
Alexander and Alyssa: *talking about their relationship and stuff*
Me: Awe, reminds me about my brother and her girlfriend! :,)
Whos excited when part two is On!
Like if you want Part twoooo
omg im crying stop...
THIS WAS SO BOOTIFUL
I thought he was going to bring her a breadstick instead of those flowers when he asked her to prom-
a senior and a freshman....WAIT. Ain't that illegal?! That's a HUGE gap...
When the mom said talking back I got triggered and just HAD to say"because that how conversation works"help meh🤣
Yep.
I hope there’s a part 2
No..
*I NEED A PART 2*
😂😂😂that beginning tho😂😂😂
Later
“Alyssa!?!?!? What are you doing awake!?!?!?”
Me: she’s playing just dance 😜
I’m not even kidding your videos are far beyond everything I’ve ever laid my eyes on!
When they were about to kiss...this happens....
ALYSSA IM EATING ALL THE BREADSTICKS!
TwT
And we need part 2! QwQ
GIVE ME BREADSTIKS!!!!!! UwUz
Me trying to say the tittle :
Hes my jerk and jerk is i
This is how many screen shot u did
⬇
⬇
No one
Not a Soul but me
WHEN HE SAID WERE YOU TALKING TO MY GF
Hears music: why flood escape music??
It's the flood escape music from flood escape on roblox
Yasss I noticed that too.
That was definitely the most beautiful gacha movie i ever watched, i'm enchanted with that masterpiece.😢💖
For years of searching and searching, I found an actual good story. Yes it includes many typical cliches but it has a really good plot and nothing is over the top. It stays realistic which for some reason is hard to find in Gachas. 10/10
“Kiss kiss!” Me: CoRoNAvIRiS
Rae Smith *insert crying here*
cill
"Your a little freshman!"
She should have been like, "At least i'm not in the clouds." I literally would say that because I am one of the shortest people in my school.
Yea im in 5th grade and im only 3ft btw that picture is my siss she is so flipping tall why am i so shorttttt i hate it
kristin currier I hate being tall. Trust me on it (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Ty but i hate it when my sis was in fith grade she was five feet
kristin currier aww when I was in 5th grade I was 5ft something maybe 2? :C but I don’t like it
You got your self a new subscriber!
Her: because of that tall jerk!
His little sister: is that your girlfriend?
Me: wtf is wrong with that girl
lmao XD
Mom: Are you talking back!?
Me: No. It's how Conversations work.
Lol
him: *writes nerd on paper and shows her*
her: *puts middle finger up*
him: o-o
me: xDDD
Emma Rose when -
@@nikadan.3892 i- xD
シNikadaxcookiesシ at the start xD
Same XD
I thought it was a thumb ._.
I love how realistic you make your gatchas with the noises and all that
1:43
I do the same think when my parents leave.
When my parents aren’t there I stay awake till 4 am or 5am watching glmms and glmvs
I’d stay up till like 5:00 in the morning to do anything I want when my parents aren’t here or no ones really paying any attention to me at all😂
@@amerieabrams1708 I stay up the whole nigh bc I don't wanna sleep as I have classes THEY START AT *9 AM* LIKE DOOD I NEED MAH PRECIOUS SLEEP ;-; Rip meg
OOP-
I HAVE LE BOY THAT LIVE NEXT TO ME HE ALWAYS CALLING ME IDIOT ;-;
HE MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND HE JUST STILL DONT KNOW THIS UvU
Well done sis 👏👏👏👏
Noice 👌
Sheeeep (ship)
Imagine him seeing this comment
GO GET HIM GURL xD ^^ UwU
"sO yOu'll LIvE tWo houRs aWaY fRoM mE?!😢"
I feel ur pain 😢My crispy crush lives 7000 miles away =(
I love this GLMM. I loved the part where she flipped him off at the start. xD
"WeRe aLl gOnNa bE gRaNdPaReNts!"
For once in our lives the parents are shipping-
Txpii there winding them up .....
owo
This is how much times Alyssa called the boy(lol I’m lazy I forgot his name) a Jerk/Tall jerk
⬇️
7:25
Alexander: You little bit-
Teacher: Watch the language and why do I hear talking?
Alexander: BECAUSE YOU GOT EARS!
*Me dying of laughter high pitched*
When he said he’s a senior and she said I’m 15 I already heard the sirens