You'll NEVER Guess These Hilarious ENGRISH Translations... (ft. akidearest & CDawgVA))

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  • @Cullieon
    @Cullieon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9386

    Cdawg lookin like he killed someone and trying to hide it and regretting his life decides

    • @saralee8996
      @saralee8996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Does his beard count as someone? XD

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Engrish 10/10

    • @rachellee2680
      @rachellee2680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      lol I was gonna say, my dude Connor looks so dead

    • @Fristytoes
      @Fristytoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      nah he was probably just reading yaoi prior to this video

    • @DakotaBroskie
      @DakotaBroskie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Must have been wearing them guilty shoes

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11372

    Joey : Being a Joey
    Aki : Being a sweet Girl
    Connor : *Awkward silence questioning his own existence*

    • @azreal4633
      @azreal4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      it doesnt look like he wants to be there aye

    • @ChawkyVirus
      @ChawkyVirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      How do you *be* a Joey ?

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@ChawkyVirus You just do. It's a skill you're born with. Either you're a Joey or you're not.

    • @azreal4633
      @azreal4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@wrentheelf2656 a joey is a baby / young kangaroo

    • @jdr7028
      @jdr7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel sorry for him u_u

  • @snitchardpippinpaddleopsic1586
    @snitchardpippinpaddleopsic1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    I saw a sign in China that said “SHOW YOURESLF”

    • @zoen8461
      @zoen8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      CHINA PREDICTED FROZEN 2

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Im ready to learn~

    • @sparttank7789
      @sparttank7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ah, a fellow member of the cult I see rooSip

    • @sr.l8366
      @sr.l8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!

    • @RetconCrisis
      @RetconCrisis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@sr.l8366 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES

  • @mabelc4175
    @mabelc4175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4809

    Connor is exerting major third wheel energy right now

    • @naomi4217
      @naomi4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      First Aki and Joey, and now Emirichu and Daidus. Conner is cursed to be the third wheel forever.

    • @dbrp7870
      @dbrp7870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I mean... No but actually yes

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@naomi4217What next? Being third weeled by Garnt and Syd while all of them using their VTuber avatar?

    • @sharebear2488
      @sharebear2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, but whom is he simping for? Aki or Joey? I vote Joey!

    • @kakashihatake6052
      @kakashihatake6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sharebear2488 connor x abroad in japan

  • @endangsaptorini563
    @endangsaptorini563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    In My place there was a coffee shop with a sign that say "Free Wife" instead of Free Wifi

  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16561

    I SWEAR IM NOT AWKWARD 😂💕 I just didn't have much to add 😭

    • @princesspeasant4536
      @princesspeasant4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

      We get it, your brain was just also stuck on Engrish mode.

    • @godazilla
      @godazilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      I totally understand how that feels like😂 it's okay Connor💕

    • @terriblyindecisive
      @terriblyindecisive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      It seems really common in three people TH-cam videos for two people to be chatty and one to have less to say. 🤷‍♀️

    • @plushygun
      @plushygun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      just you being there was enough input, my boi

    • @doodlenoodle7269
      @doodlenoodle7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      That’s what I say whenever I’m forced to talk with my family members at dinner

  • @Wommyo
    @Wommyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    "If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled" Seems like a good way to discourage trespassing

    • @Creepypastaarcade
      @Creepypastaarcade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nah , I would dive into that "pond"

    • @silverphantomme99
      @silverphantomme99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah. Just be fricking direct with the warning.

    • @peejayss131
      @peejayss131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This isn't a warning.
      It's a threat.

    • @TheMorriganAensland
      @TheMorriganAensland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair...that's actually a legit good warning. Like Pond = Death or at least stupidly severe burns that you could die from!
      It's funny, but it still functions perfectly in terms of a sign that makes sense to Foreigners.

    • @matheuswohl
      @matheuswohl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "you will be boiled" not by the water on the pond, but by whoever put the sign there

  • @amzblu
    @amzblu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    When I was in China there was a sign with the most beautiful Engrish I have ever seen
    “In the play process such as the frightened, do not panic, stay calm!”

    • @imageez
      @imageez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This makes sense if the play process playing X-Com

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes!

    • @xandernat2071
      @xandernat2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      There’s also a Chinese sign in a grocery store that said “Fuck Vegetables”

    • @dgdfsvfd
      @dgdfsvfd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xandernat2071 Did you mean "dry" vegetables? I have seen this and wondered if they have checked the synonyms of this particular word

    • @xandernat2071
      @xandernat2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      morris chan Yeah, that’s the one I was talking about

  • @godismetons
    @godismetons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    I saw a sign ones in Japan that said: Escalator is in your behind

  • @nixaya7787
    @nixaya7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    There’s one sign that said “the forest is our home
    FIRE ON EVERYONE”

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ok but what the heck was the original message

    • @venti3734
      @venti3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kenori Ria Deserve more like. Engrish is perfect.

    • @venti3734
      @venti3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zuku "the forest is our home"

    • @kai-bi2th
      @kai-bi2th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Was it
      The forest is everyone's home,Don't cause fire

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kai-bi2th that make ALOT more sense than "fire on everyone"

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4356

    When Joey said _"gufr shgo sloop"_ I felt that 😩

  • @cykabork
    @cykabork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    A wise man once said “people die when they are killed”

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I believe that came from an anime and I'd say that's the reverse of Engrish, lol. A bad translation of Japanese.

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Defenseless Anus

    • @cykabork
      @cykabork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fluffymiyster yes

    • @abyss8695
      @abyss8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      That wise man also said "just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right"

    • @kokichicolorized
      @kokichicolorized 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fluffymiyster it’s also a reference to an older video where Joey did a collab with crankgameplays reading bad subtitles in anime

  • @juminhan6793
    @juminhan6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    I once saw a sign that said
    "carefully slip and fall down" when it was warning of a slippery surface.

  • @notcaaaramels
    @notcaaaramels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    There was a buffet in my hotel in China and there was a menu item labeled “mushroom rape”... great attempt guys

    • @justdianedoesstuff7455
      @justdianedoesstuff7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      probably because dry and rape are born 干 in chinese. As a verb 干 means fuck or rape, as an adjective it means dry or dried

    • @18nigellsutojo11
      @18nigellsutojo11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      石宇砖 so they wanted to say mushroom dried

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      smol rolling thunder

    • @exphhoria
      @exphhoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@luazul_ RORINGUU THUNDAAAAAA

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justdianedoesstuff7455 Interesting crossover of meanings, I guess a lot of languages have that, words which have multiple definitions and can, in an artistic or otherwise clever sense, be utilized with that in mind to combine traits, create subtle hints, deceive or mislead, etc.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    English sub? Nah
    English dub? Nah
    Engrish dub? Yes

    • @Lavender-Berry
      @Lavender-Berry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would take Engrish dub over any other dub or sub any day of the week.

    • @Rivkawxs
      @Rivkawxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love your comments hhghgghvgn

    • @Anonymous-jx9pz
      @Anonymous-jx9pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @falseswipe7572
      @falseswipe7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did you comment twice?

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might like the Speedy dub for Dragon Ball Z then. It's not quite Engrish but it's so good oml

  • @Sugarist0
    @Sugarist0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    “Please refrain from taking a bath when you are dead drunk”
    Me: u really think drunk people will read that properly?

    • @fimbulvetr6129
      @fimbulvetr6129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      When drunk, they will probably read it correctly from engrish

    • @Espeonchan
      @Espeonchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fimbulvetr6129 I thought the same. 😂 Kinda makes sense.

    • @chargestone96
      @chargestone96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its more to protect the company then the individual id say

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You really think drunk people will read it

  • @TrullaDerBergzwerg
    @TrullaDerBergzwerg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    I once saw a sign that said "be quiet, tiny grass is sleeping" in a park in tokyo. Not sure if it's engrish or on purpose but it was funny anyway 😄

    • @edhills9278
      @edhills9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Shhh..
      Quiet

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Apparently it is purposeful. It's sort of a meme in China, didn't know it spread to Japan though.

    • @SalmonSalmonfish
      @SalmonSalmonfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sounds like you saw the one image that said that and decided to pretend you saw it

    • @Camila-du6ob
      @Camila-du6ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@edhills9278 shhhhhh

    • @Haruta18
      @Haruta18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can actually buy those signs on Etsy 😂

  • @dasemmiyogurt6288
    @dasemmiyogurt6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    Now we need to see a reverse. Some cringey Kanji-shirts or Kanji-tatoos.

    • @Aoskar95
      @Aoskar95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Small coal grill

    • @xahal
      @xahal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      crazy diarrhea

    • @papelrex
      @papelrex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      after beginning to study japanese, i don't like my kanji ramen shirt anymore xD

    • @AnnaMorimoto
      @AnnaMorimoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Watch a bunch of people try to say bonsai盆栽 or sake酒 and fail. Hilarious how some people end up saying banzai万歳 or saki先 instead.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anna Morimoto Those people need to watch Karate Kid.

  • @ellusiv5121
    @ellusiv5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I can't stop laughing at "I undress myself and prohibit it"
    Also "do not dumb here." It's so close to being right with just a letter off

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I saw on Facebook something that said please do not the cat

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Truecrimeresearcher224 and don't forget "IT IS PROHIBIDET TO DOG)

    • @sams_enfp
      @sams_enfp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HuggyBuddyOwO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once saw a photo of an Asian parallegal at her workplace with a shirt that said "Blowjob for success".

    • @chillycat1925
      @chillycat1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed at: if you go in the water, you W I L L be boiled

  • @astxrix1276
    @astxrix1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Okay but
    "Refrain from touching doubtful things" makes the most sense on this list lmao

    • @101jir
      @101jir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well that one and "if you fall in pond, you will be boiled." Unless it isn't literally that hot, idk.

    • @dangerszewski9816
      @dangerszewski9816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@101jir yeah that one sounds intentional to me, they use similarly blunt language in the US on signs in national parks, because if you don't make it very obvious dumb tourists who think vacation means no rules will get themselves hurt. The signs at yellowstone's thermal pools say something very similar and include language like "you will die".

  • @stark_vasto
    @stark_vasto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    "Put your guilty shoes away
    And come in prison politely"
    This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then those are your guilty shoes

    • @stark_vasto
      @stark_vasto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dilebu 🤣😂

    • @adamskispoor9166
      @adamskispoor9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      With that pun are we sure that it's not just a prison in ace attorney japanifornia, would fit since their courthouse sells 'stay neutral until the end of the trial like the Swiss' Swiss rolls

    • @vvt66410
      @vvt66410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why does that sound metaphorical actually lmaoo

    • @mirawriin2912
      @mirawriin2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am not willing to click the like button on this comment as it says 888

  • @ishka786
    @ishka786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    The best engrish I saw was in Kyoto outside a restaurant. “Welcome to our Chinese restaurant. We have many delicious dishes. The vegetarian is welcome. It eats while commanding. The town in Kyoto happy good situation”. It started off so well and just plummeted to confusion real fast!

    • @Espeonchan
      @Espeonchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @fumikotsukumi017
      @fumikotsukumi017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yamo chan
      LMAO I THINK WE WENT TO THE SAME RESTAURANT IN KYOTO (during my vacation, because I saw the same SIGN.) real peak English

    • @hayamakaily9059
      @hayamakaily9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Someone tried and then gave up midway through

    • @zuku7868
      @zuku7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i t e a t s w h i l e c o m m a n d i n g

    • @rohiths3584
      @rohiths3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zuku7868 😏

  • @woodennickel7330
    @woodennickel7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    An Airport sign:
    "For bathroom, turn towards your behind."

    • @Spookex166
      @Spookex166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I now imagine there being some guy that's rotating indefinitely like some Pokemon NPC.

    • @ranidan
      @ranidan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's technically an accurate direction. :)

    • @_MRK87
      @_MRK87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's some contortionist stuff

  • @haruki_mashiro
    @haruki_mashiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I saw this sign on the road once which said "WARNING ROAD WET WHEN WET"

    • @AustinD_YT
      @AustinD_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Youll never know why everyone is freaking out
      MWAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @MintiiFresh
      @MintiiFresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AustinD_YT ...
      W h y

    • @hiabunrii
      @hiabunrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AustinD_YT we're entering fetish levels that shouldn't even be possible

    • @darylfawazmp4308
      @darylfawazmp4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah, yes. And floor is made of floor.

    • @missmiliagujo
      @missmiliagujo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good to know

  • @tycol322
    @tycol322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "I undress myself and prohibit it" sounds almost biblical

    • @gumball6445
      @gumball6445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As contredicing as always

    • @dezzydream
      @dezzydream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCK THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 ปีที่แล้ว

      When Adam and Eve pretend that they are innocent, but silently prohibit being naked.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    My phone case has this phrase: "i want personality, not trivial"

    • @ductrungtran6156
      @ductrungtran6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I have the same one, too. LuL

    • @aikalibardo8975
      @aikalibardo8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mine too lmao

    • @とふこ
      @とふこ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My old Chinese elephone phone wrote in the seller's card: "thank for choose our shop, our phones have so great features you will cry, you will laugh for excitement"
      Ok I am Hungarian, my English are also not perfect...

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aikalibardo8975 personality not trivial gang, UNITE!

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ductrungtran6156 lets forn the personality not trivial interational associtation for less trivial

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "Please do not anything" is now my favorite phrase.

  • @nlmrpolo
    @nlmrpolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    I strongly recall these two signs:
    “Do not enter the fence.”
    and
    “Do not throw your trash”

    • @user-jf6zu8gv4h
      @user-jf6zu8gv4h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i think do not throw trash makes sense atleast to me

    • @ranidan
      @ranidan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-jf6zu8gv4h Me as well. I think 捨てる should change the order of their definitions in English to Japanese dictionaries. "To discard" should be first.

    • @penguin-tc1cx
      @penguin-tc1cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do not throw your trash makes sense in Japan because it's a custom to take your trash home and dispose of it there, rarely do you see any rubbish bins around

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A sign i Germany "Video surveilence please Smile"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    _This is the perfect trio, ArAKI, Joey Joestar and Connor Zepelli_

    • @mordredx5580
      @mordredx5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I made it here first. For the first time
      It’s just a thing now that I look for you in the comment section

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm the SECOND reply of the legend himself. Oh God I'm special now lol XDD

    • @yionane
      @yionane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg it's you!! the one who's everywhere

    • @axe1863
      @axe1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn

    • @pricilla327
      @pricilla327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey's name is actually Joseph too what are the chances 🤯

  • @ぶ乙
    @ぶ乙 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    As a Japanese person living in England, I loved going to pools
    People has the weirdest tattoos on their necks

    • @kanyekubrick5391
      @kanyekubrick5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You Engrished with that comment

    • @moth_water
      @moth_water 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “water bottle”

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I saw someone with ボタンがかわいい they said it was I love you. I googled it and t was buttons are cute. I didn't correct them

    • @mex6569
      @mex6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Truecrimeresearcher224 menace

    • @mex6569
      @mex6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I also wouldn’t correct them LOOL

  • @dionthorn
    @dionthorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    The smoking posts in Kobe are hilarious.
    "You wouldn't be so calm if your house was smoking."

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm picturing a house with old-school cartoon arms and a massive cigarette sticking out of the front door and a lighter the size of a car sitting in the drive way. There are two lights on upstairs appearing as eyes. I wish I was an artist. This would make for a forgettable good chuckle.

    • @fatetestarossa2774
      @fatetestarossa2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trajectoryunown Agree
      ajajajjajajajajjajajajajajaj

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trajectoryunown Unforgettable...but I gave you a like anyways :)

    • @Bookdragon11
      @Bookdragon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dionthorn no, probably not. 🤣🤣

    • @AnnaMorimoto
      @AnnaMorimoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are the JT signs. I think that one said, "Smoke is billowing from a stand ashtray. If it were my home, I wouldn't be so calm." JT's public ads try to encourage good manners, such as completely extinguishing your cigarette before discarding it. Leaving it lit creates more air pollution and can cause fires.

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Engrish is the best 😂😂

  • @ericaw528
    @ericaw528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Copypasta for you:
    The friend is this animal.
    Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite.
    I feel like I had a stroke writing this.

    • @jessy1982
      @jessy1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can guess a few of the words. From the start of the gibberish: "Being friend[s] with you" something "being" something "and knowing" something "for [the] rest of my life"

    • @melancholygirl7793
      @melancholygirl7793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They accidentally wrote old english instead of modern english.

    • @MakemeSumMuffins
      @MakemeSumMuffins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Erica Wheeler I don’t know if Aki’s fluent in Filipino, but “tite” is dick. I hope she recognizes that word for small giggity

    • @Electronic-dq2xb
      @Electronic-dq2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite.

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessy1982 idk.... I tried to make sense of it but my brain shut down while trying.

  • @straypaper
    @straypaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    A year ago, Connor looked like he broke something in Joey's home, hid it in the couch, sat on it to hide it, and tried so hard to not move to keep the thing hidden and to keep it from making a gash on his butt.

  • @chomp8887
    @chomp8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Godzilla had a stroke reading this so he died."

  • @milopaul2448
    @milopaul2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Me: *Forgets how to close a dishwasher.*
    The dishwasher: Do not dumb here! Not dumb area here!

  • @EveryDayALittleDeath
    @EveryDayALittleDeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    When your family communicates via sarcasm and your dad's an alcholic: "Thanks for the habitual drinking"

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "The friend is this animal"
    I would say someone should put that on a t-shirt, but it's already on one.

  • @sonicanon2434
    @sonicanon2434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    That "The Friend Is This Animal" shirt was written by a Sim that's trying and failing to speak English

  • @Hiya8partyz
    @Hiya8partyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I went to China.
    One sign said: "Mind the hilly road."
    The Chinese part said: "Be careful of the rocky road."

  • @main9173
    @main9173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    FINNALLY I WANTED TO SEE CONOR DO A COLLAB WITH YOU GUYS

    • @yoitsyou3115
      @yoitsyou3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Except he's very uncomfortable

    • @djm6683
      @djm6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@yoitsyou3115 it's bc Joey is next to him and he's trying to hold it down

    • @BurittoSandwich
      @BurittoSandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@djm6683 probably this. They both said they'd bang each other.

    • @yoitsyou3115
      @yoitsyou3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooh shit you right. Lol that's not it.

    • @Tasty_Tango45
      @Tasty_Tango45 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burrito Sandwich oop this is ship wars

  • @nbcharles2121
    @nbcharles2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Cdawg being the third wheel that doesn’t want to be there

    • @yurikuki
      @yurikuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think he's just introverted or shy

    • @M_town17
      @M_town17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yurikuki No No No. LiEs. Thats what he wants u to see

    • @fbichan9418
      @fbichan9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yurikuki *Shy* pffffffffft!!!!!!!

    • @makaiev
      @makaiev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      probably he just wants to be in the sandwish....

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the sidekick of the trio group!

  • @Katunei
    @Katunei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    Is it just me or this whole thing was a bit awkward for cdawag

    • @user-ih6zc1jk7v
      @user-ih6zc1jk7v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      That's what I thought!! He seemed so uncomfortable :'))

    • @ErgoDog
      @ErgoDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Throw him out. Party pooper.

    • @roisinspillane9665
      @roisinspillane9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      @@ErgoDog nope i stand for my boi he deserves to stay

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      He just looked tired

    • @erluq9309
      @erluq9309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Cdawg has always been silent in most of his vids with The Anime Man

  • @johnthemoon1098
    @johnthemoon1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When I went to Japan, I vividly remember one store in Tokyo being called Eggsluts, and if I wasn't in Japan, I would have laughed so loud

  • @renji9062
    @renji9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I definitely understand their struggle in translating Japanese to English considering their sentence structure is much different than English. English has SVO while the Japanese have SOV. Studying English in Japan is hard just like Studying Japanese in a foreign country.
    And yes, I study Japanese, English is my second language, and Japanese is hard as hell.

    • @KSenfiz
      @KSenfiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but Japanese for me doesn't seem so hard

  • @123Uchiha100
    @123Uchiha100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    2:01 : They start to sound like characters from The Sims.

  • @alyjahwest9545
    @alyjahwest9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Cdawg is sitting there like he doesn’t belong there

    • @asadorama
      @asadorama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who's the dude in your pfp he looks so familiar

    • @alyjahwest9545
      @alyjahwest9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asena It’s Romeo from fairy tail

    • @asadorama
      @asadorama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyjahwest9545 ah never mind I've only seen s1 and I'm pretty sure he wasn't in there

    • @alyjahwest9545
      @alyjahwest9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Asena I’m pretty sure he’s in there but he just is younger in that season

    • @asadorama
      @asadorama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyjahwest9545 well rip my memory

  • @tilmanvogel2387
    @tilmanvogel2387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Do not dumb here" isn't that far fetched though, they meant 'dump', obviously.

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought so too but it's still such a funny mistake :'D

  • @emko24
    @emko24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    yep. as a Korean, I know quite a few hilarious 'Konglish' as well. I'm surprised that for the signs with Korean bits, they got the Korean translation right but not English heh.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Koreans are supposed to be better at English than Japanese.

  • @ruuuubessss
    @ruuuubessss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Nobody:
    Conner: Why am I here...

  • @sorrowsprite
    @sorrowsprite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    In China I saw a sign in a restaurant that said “don’t leftovers” and a store called “hot kids toys” yeah.....

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toys for hot kids, toys for kids with fevers, or the “newest” toys?

    • @sorrowsprite
      @sorrowsprite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chaos. Could not tell you, but the way it was worded was questionable

    • @softia9
      @softia9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if ur ugly tho 😂

  • @NerdySweets3
    @NerdySweets3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    remember when connor had a beard? good times

  • @AjLovelygirl
    @AjLovelygirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Is it just me or does Connor feel awkward as a third wheel?

    • @leaguetcontent3019
      @leaguetcontent3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i feel like he is not so excited about the thing x)

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He's British what do you expect? That he'd like to be social... No no no, just like the Northerners of Europe AKA the Scandinavians, the Brits need Alcohol to function properly. All of the Germanic people in general need Alcohol in excessive amounts to become normal human beings.

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The Major Nah. We don’t need alcohol. That’s a stereotype. An *irish* stereotype. He might just be happier filming by himself.
      Source: I’m English and I’ve got an Irish aunt who I see an awful lot.

    • @kittengamer5468
      @kittengamer5468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Luciel.680 Agreed

    • @christerjakobsen8107
      @christerjakobsen8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@livedandletdie So...we're basically dwarves?

  • @x0BadKarma0x
    @x0BadKarma0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please do more of this I've seriously watched this three times while being quarantined

  • @kiitokurosaki8473
    @kiitokurosaki8473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Idk which one gonna shoot where"
    -cdawg
    Freakin' hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @addiecore
    @addiecore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Put off your guilty shoes and come in the prison politely" seems more like someone was trying to have some fun with it while also not exactly understanding English

  • @londonshima6417
    @londonshima6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Joey: *laughs at Connor forgetting how to spell soup*
    Also Joey: *spells soup incorrectly*
    Edit: wait nevermind I'm the stupid one 😂

    • @greendinosaurproductions3904
      @greendinosaurproductions3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, he did spell it wrong, was literally gonna comment this if I didn't find the comment already lol

    • @kidslennon1781
      @kidslennon1781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@greendinosaurproductions3904 he was spelling soup the way he thought Connor tried to spell it

    • @infernal1409
      @infernal1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kidslennon1781 Oh thanks, I was confused

  • @_Ashera1
    @_Ashera1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Connor looks a lot like a victims who just being pulled by Joey and Aki

  • @natchii5771
    @natchii5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When I was in japan, there was this sign in the bathroom that was like: Please wash your hands in the bowl after you flush the toilet😂 and I also saw the "If you fall in the pond, you will boil" lmao-

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The person who made the second one be like "if I can't write/type correctly in english, I should just threat them in english"

    • @charlottecann446
      @charlottecann446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that would definitely make washing your hands truly pointless

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that second one was actually near a volcanic spring full of super heated water so... The warning was actually correct

  • @kendybanana3815
    @kendybanana3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "do not touch doubtful things"
    words to live by

  • @sloesty
    @sloesty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    a few I saw in japan:
    Please do not leave garbage, this is seriously illegal.
    Garlic? Can I enter more please?

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "I forget how to spell of, like o-o-f." -Aki

  • @stevenfisher7828
    @stevenfisher7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The "dumb" one makes more sense if you imagine they meant to use "dump"

  • @wolframyt4494
    @wolframyt4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:44 the editing was so good i actually thought there was an old lady behind them

  • @Sp1keSama
    @Sp1keSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Connors voice is so deep lol I was going to say he would make a great voice actor then i realized he is

  • @angelika28970
    @angelika28970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:45 the way she appeared out of nowhere made my heart skip a beat. Thanks Joey. Always living an impression 😆

  • @laurenlamb2641
    @laurenlamb2641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Conner: I forgot how to spell soup
    Joey: what? S O O P
    We'll get them next lads 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @ryanvillena7807
      @ryanvillena7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *lades
      Wait thats how you spell that right

    • @laurenlamb2641
      @laurenlamb2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanvillena7807 I thought it was just lads is that an American way????

    • @ryanvillena7807
      @ryanvillena7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@laurenlamb2641 it was a joke haha because they were talking about forgetting spellings, pretty bad joke by the looks of it lol

    • @laurenlamb2641
      @laurenlamb2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanvillena7807 I've been bamboozled

    • @infernal1409
      @infernal1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Low-key scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed

  • @axion5579
    @axion5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Connor's face in the thumbnail looks like he got forced xD

  • @jacetherandom698
    @jacetherandom698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My phone case has the quote "be yoursely"
    *Y O U R S E L Y*
    Like, c'mon, you were so close...

    • @HuggyBuddyOwO
      @HuggyBuddyOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like one if those times when you play Osu, CSGO, R6S, the simons says in Among Us or literally any game where the target are counted for a better feeling of succeding the game. Like, Cmon man... why is the last one so hard GOD DAMMIT

  • @baltoen_
    @baltoen_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Came here after the Tash Taste pod.
    He's just being a chill good boy? He's even smiling sometimes

  • @thesphericalbeanbag4030
    @thesphericalbeanbag4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Connor looks either bored or lost and confused.

    • @juutie
      @juutie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just looks super tired to me

  • @Chp11235
    @Chp11235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:44 i thought an actual person just appeared behind them

  • @olbaze
    @olbaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "It's oh-so-adorable, so you definitely wanna get your hands on this".
    MOSHI MOSHI IS THIS THE POLICE?

  • @takutosgirl14
    @takutosgirl14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My two favorite engish sign that I found while visiting was:
    "When you open a door, it is lighted."
    "Please do not shed a cup noodle soup. Garbage please as it is placed on a desk."
    To be fair I mostly understood the signs. But it was endearing that they tried. c:

  • @SceneTurkey
    @SceneTurkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    While in Japan, my wife and I found a shirt with salt bae on it that said "SOLT", a thing you are supposed to put over growing plants to stop cats from stepping on it that said "DON'T CAT!!", and a coffee mug that said "HAVE A GOOD"

  • @Azuke27
    @Azuke27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    cdawg is just so me feeling socially akward

  • @Jepsonduel
    @Jepsonduel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    CDawg looks like he is uncomfortably trying to avoid as much physical contact with The Anime man as possible without looking suspicious.

  • @weewees2245
    @weewees2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I noticed that Connor's (don't know is I spelled it right) face was so depressed in the beginning of the video........

    • @Justakatto
      @Justakatto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea, that's called the third wheel syndrome

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Otonashi Yuzuru Something I’ve experienced. Not with relationships, but With friendships. I was the only one without a best friend in my friend group. I was really close to this girl but she already had a best friend. Her best friend turned out to be fake, left her and I became her best friend. I’ve never been happier. I’ve been her friend for almost all my life or a massive portion of it (knew her in nursery so 3 or 4, possibly early 5’s, making it nearly 8 to 6 years) and I’ve been her best friend for 4 or 5 years.

    • @juutie
      @juutie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's just tired, that's all people

    • @Harkz0r
      @Harkz0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Luciel.680 Honestly, I wish I had that kind of longstanding friendship. That's kind of sweet, although reading your message again it seems you're younger than I expected. No doubt there'll be a lot of changes on the horizon as you get older and enter into adulthood, but I hope that type of bond is something that survives. True friends are hard to find, and in my experience it only seems to get harder as the years go by.

  • @Maybeinanotherlife111
    @Maybeinanotherlife111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I undress myself and prohibit it was my favorite....
    God I laughed so hard I woke up everyone at home HAHAHA

  • @JesterTheLesser
    @JesterTheLesser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Joey: Laughing his ass off
    Aki: Laughing her ass off
    Connor: mm yes, engrish, next.

  • @reekocarson
    @reekocarson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Who else wants virtual reality anime this decade 😭

    • @little_jourd8178
      @little_jourd8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who dosent lol

    • @sidragneel9608
      @sidragneel9608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reeko Carson sword art online

    • @randomperson3314
      @randomperson3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sidragneel9608 not going to lie the newer seasons (alicization) is pretty good

    • @zepi57
      @zepi57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean like the Holo and Spice VR that already exists?

    • @Vekisha_
      @Vekisha_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just one more YEAR buddy

  • @daisoke5139
    @daisoke5139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    No one:
    D'Arby: *Go ahead mistuur Joester*

    • @baki_rai1171
      @baki_rai1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking true

    • @viktormeows5943
      @viktormeows5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jojo engrish is amazing

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brb ZAAA WARUDOOOOO
      I know it’s more of a meme now but still. It’s engrish.

    • @matejstemberk8110
      @matejstemberk8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brb gutto

    • @NobleLaika
      @NobleLaika 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! I AMM

  • @Silverado5153MKV
    @Silverado5153MKV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Engrish is exactly like when an A.I writes a story. lol

  • @jeremiahsoundcheckmoore6345
    @jeremiahsoundcheckmoore6345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please do more of these. I’m crying laughing over here.😂😂

  • @fsskye6389
    @fsskye6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:18
    Is it just me or Aki's laugh at that part is adorable

  • @emilyjones9787
    @emilyjones9787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Finished my first semester of Japanese
    *Let's see how bad I fail*

    • @leaguetcontent3019
      @leaguetcontent3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so?

    • @amberbuilds
      @amberbuilds 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope youve done well and not failed

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      League T content They’re doing better than you at it.

    • @leaguetcontent3019
      @leaguetcontent3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Luciel.680 im confused...

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      League T content Honestly, i can’t remember typing this. I have a bad memory. I’m confused myself.

  • @deekadiko
    @deekadiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I was expecting *THIS GENERATION'S JAPANESE*

  • @dollydxrkness
    @dollydxrkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:57
    "Eat my story"
    - Bart - Kun

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like one opening from MHA

  • @ewrqsioon
    @ewrqsioon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You can copy my homework but don't make it obvious"

  • @flawless_weirdo1609
    @flawless_weirdo1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s like they are writing in riddles.
    ( on the signs)

  • @katm5689
    @katm5689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    By the time I saw the last sign, I would have yelled "THATS IT, I'M LEARING JAPANESE."

  • @JianCB2
    @JianCB2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why are you all talking about Connor being awkward in this video even though he is in all of their collaborations?

  • @daychild_
    @daychild_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This reminds me of “don’t the food with bare hands. Use the concern spoon”

  • @idasjmsp
    @idasjmsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In osaka station there’s signs that say 足元にご注意下さい (please pay attention to your steps) but the english says Feet Attention

  • @Fr00stee
    @Fr00stee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    one time i forgot how to write the letter e during an essay so i wrote e backwards for the entire thing

  • @erikpullenberg1747
    @erikpullenberg1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:03 my sim when I tell him to do the dishes but he cant reach them

  • @novaofkonoha7897
    @novaofkonoha7897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great to see more of CDawg and Aki

  • @frosti603
    @frosti603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My friend:your road
    Me:you mean you're rude?
    My friend:yes,your road

  • @aohere.
    @aohere. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Please don’t anything”

  • @auramaster7628
    @auramaster7628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just finished watching a cdawg vid and i got this notification... the anime gods have blessed me