For all of you who keep asking "Why didn't they just pour it down the drain?", you're missing something important: IT'S FREE JOOSE. Don't waste food. Or "food".
This is proof of what I've always said at last. Beej is none other than an eldrazi. Seriously tho, he can clone himself by saying "You're me". Teach him to play MTG and you'll have your own eldrazi titan, LRR!!!!
The gf and I are coming off of the ass-end (pun intended) of a bout with stomach flu and this ep. of commodoreHUSTLE was the best way to spend getting better. Well, with a bottle of pepto it was.
From what I understand, venom is fine to drink because it doesn't survive the stomach and has to be injected to be dangerous. There are people that drink small quantities of it for various reasons. But I don't imagine a full bottle of it is a good idea. Yeah, poison is dangerous when ingested. Venom is dangerous when injected. And then there's the gloriously fun stuff that's both things at the same time.
There are animals that are venomous and poisonous, e.g, the asian tiger snake. Its bite injects venom, and it releases the poison from the toads it preys on through its skin
edit the first one kathleen drank in case people dont know the final this she listed is a fungus that in the last of us made zombies witch there are also real fungus like that but so far it can only effect big spiders ants and beetles but the big spider thing is new wich means its advancing so ya dont be suprised if in a few years we have mushroom zombies like the last of us also dont eat or drink stuff with the last thing she listed it might not kill you it may make you kinda sick and maby can kill you of you have things like cancer or are diabetic not 100% sure it just said dont take it if you have a few things and thats what i remember
Final lines broke me, gimme a moment to put myself back together.... alright. New hustle. Most of the crew was included, rather than the crapsootiness of the first sketches the season, it was a true story told in multiple parts over multiple days and the progression just sorta works. It pulls in previously noted aspects of Lrr-lore (lrrore?) like the fact that Kathleen likes additional revenue streams (see also the b-plot of homebrew hobby). We also see an expansion on the character of Cori, who might end up getting an ark this season as she has to deal with all the BS the rest of the crew throws at her and just snark her way through. Question for future reference: why are Cori and Ian always walking into that room together? I thought she was roommates with Heather in her last appearance, but her pairing here almost seems to hint at their real-life relationship. Solid comedy, nice classic smash-cut joke (you lose points for not smash-cutting to a bleached white skeleton and then panning up) and a nice mix of characters this week leaves me giving this LRR an 8.5/10. Solid work, but nothing truly extraordinary. See you in 2 weeks.
You should probably review your adderall dosage as, unless this is earning you some sort of revenue, your time and energy could probably be spent in a more constructive way.
For the record, assuming there are no open wounds in your digestive tract, venom is perfectly safe to drink. That's the fundamental difference betwe venom and poison. One goes in the tummy, one goes in your blood.
Yes. A public drain like a rain gutter you find by the side of a road. That way the moment the juice enters the sewer system it becomes the civic department's problem. Do it in a secluded place with no CCTV and little pedestrian traffic and you'll likely get away with it.
Wait, I've just realised... If Kathleen spent her juice money on antivenom and Beej spent at least part of it on the plot, so that he couldn't get antivenom... Is Beej canonically poisoned with snake venom since then and doesn't suffer any concequences? 🤔
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"It keeps my blood from freezing" is my new explanation for why I'm drunk.
For all of you who keep asking "Why didn't they just pour it down the drain?", you're missing something important: IT'S FREE JOOSE.
Don't waste food. Or "food".
It also might have damaged the plumbing.
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It looks like Cori is trying so hard not to laugh at Ian's final line.
“It’s actually ~ J O O S E ~”
"It's actually ~ J 🍊 ☢ S E ~"
"Beej, how are you saying that with your mouth?"
Swig too long into the abyss and the abyss will swig back into you.
Eew, backwash!
Cori as the "straight man" for the series works I vote we keep her for the role.
"Move! I have no sympathy for your self inflicted juice illness"
Is it a her? Honestly I can't tell
Cori is by a long way the all star of this (and the last) episode, which is hard given the phenomenal performances. Kudos y'all.
Nice to see another member 👍🏻
Kathleen's line at 3:48 is probably the best delivered line from all of LRR in my opinion.
This is proof of what I've always said at last. Beej is none other than an eldrazi.
Seriously tho, he can clone himself by saying "You're me". Teach him to play MTG and you'll have your own eldrazi titan, LRR!!!!
A good sketch all around. Also: Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit!
Looks like Beej won the leftovers of the Iron-Stomach-Challenge.
Spiral Haze I dunno.... some of those Iron Stomach smothies were actually platable
@@a3s1r1986 Well not when you mix them together.
I am glad you got good use of that funeral bell stock sound again you bought on the crapshoot episode.
This might have some of the best line delivery in CommodoreHustle, maybe all LRR Sketches.
Poops today, poops constantly, the poops won't stop, send help.
*Bone-crunching squelch* "Are you ok?"
Pfft, don't send help, just rig my computer up so I watch watch Twitch from the toilet.
Poops today's,
PoopS right now!
@@idlemessiah YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *chunky splattering noises.*
This one just kept getting better and better as the plot progressed. It had me in stitches by the end. This was great!
This got me several times. I love Kathleen's writing!!!
I’ve been watching lots of old LRR videos. It’s so crazy to see how they have evolved through the years.
The brand of juice they used for the prop is actually REALLY good
Odwalla?
Happy Planet
The gf and I are coming off of the ass-end (pun intended) of a bout with stomach flu and this ep. of commodoreHUSTLE was the best way to spend getting better. Well, with a bottle of pepto it was.
Surprised no one suggested to just pour the bottles out on top of the con.
Exactly my thoughts XD
From what I understand, venom is fine to drink because it doesn't survive the stomach and has to be injected to be dangerous. There are people that drink small quantities of it for various reasons. But I don't imagine a full bottle of it is a good idea.
Yeah, poison is dangerous when ingested. Venom is dangerous when injected. And then there's the gloriously fun stuff that's both things at the same time.
There are animals that are venomous and poisonous, e.g, the asian tiger snake. Its bite injects venom, and it releases the poison from the toads it preys on through its skin
Cori and Ian work really well together, brilliant video!
Cordyceps mushrooms? My taxonomy is a little rusty but that's what hijacks the bodies of ants in the wild o.o
And yet, there are literally fancy-ass juices that *actually* have it as an ingredient.
and the reason for that has always escaped me.
It's literally what The Last Of Us is about, and it was the basis of the Las Plagas from RE4.
It's the basis for almost all infection movies, even the ones where a virus is the culprit.
they're trying to start the zombie apocalypse
u guys dont make enough of these :) thanks for all the laughs!
Okay, just got a banner ad for some cleanse juice. I find that funny.
I have been away for a while but now I remember why I love you. :)
I am loving James beard in this
@1:06 I can't stop rewatching D00000dE
Kathleen the writing and your delivery of the lines was fantastic xD
This might be my favorite Kathleen performance ever
I've tried Charcoal Lemonade. It should not be.
horngatekeeper you brave soul
It's only been like 20 minutes or something
Cordeceps is a mind control fungus
for ants
I still love how no one questions why Beej has no side effects to the “Joose”.😂
"Sometime you just need to take a big swig of the abyss and see what comes back."
"did anything...return?"
Rumor has it that Beej is still waiting for Kathleen to return his High-Five after she started juicing.
Kathleen's delivery is turning into Graham's. I guess what they say about couples resembling each other goes beyond appearance.
I had a good chuckle
Brilliant stuff! I laughed out loud several times! :D
Why is one of the Os in JOOSE nuclear?!
To honor their flagship flavor- OOranium-235
Don't even worry about it.
this was posted at 11:30 pm for me...
weeeee mishaganders rule...
"Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit!" That implies you were ever OFF your bullshit, Ian. 😂
I got an ad for Crapshots Histamax I had no Idea they had ads
I suspect the team had the world's best time coming up with these juice combinations.
The intro it self to this Hustle is already good, a Crapshot on it's own
6:18 lord help he im back on my bs lmao
edit the first one kathleen drank in case people dont know the final this she listed is a fungus that in the last of us made zombies witch there are also real fungus like that but so far it can only effect big spiders ants and beetles but the big spider thing is new wich means its advancing so ya dont be suprised if in a few years we have mushroom zombies like the last of us also dont eat or drink stuff with the last thing she listed it might not kill you it may make you kinda sick and maby can kill you of you have things like cancer or are diabetic not 100% sure it just said dont take it if you have a few things and thats what i remember
love these vids
There's a juice brand called "Juss" at the supermarket where I live.
By defenition, shouldn't venom be fine to ingest? I mean, it isn't poison.
Such a nice ending. Everything worked out. Everything.
Venom is fine to ingest.
This is genuinely the funniest Commodore hustle in recent years. I was bursting out loud.
But... but venom is just protein, if you digest it it won't effect you like if it was injected into a vein...
The beige outfits are awesome.
everyone is "allergic" to snakes - still a great line
Kathleen...has managed the Spokesman voice. That is somehow terrifying.
she HAS done it in the past (referencing the Spokesman) and she can really write script for him well, she's just not quite as good at the voice as G
Does Ben have a stomach ulcer? How did the venom go from his stomach to his blood? Or was it venom mixed with a base to eat away at his stomach?
I feel like that's a question you don't really want an answer to.
True but I'm worried about his health. I already know those things shouldn't be drank by anything.
You can have micro cuts on your tongue from eating corn chips.
"Help me, I'm back on my bullshit!" I'm using this. I don't know how, when, or where, but this will be a line I utter at some point this year.
Beej, it's your character from Temple of the Lava Bears that won't eat anything. You are fine. You are fine. You are fine.
Finally, a product for the pica enthusiast in your life
rewatching CommodoreHustle rn and I'm realizing how much of my vernacular is influenced by these guys lol
"God help me I'm back on my bullshit."
Welp, everyone avoid cathleen for a the next while, just so we know why isnt going to start the "last of us" universe in CH
Why wouldn’t they just pour it down the drain and say they drank it.
Isn't snake venom not dangerous to consume, just if it gets in your blood?
Odd that Ian was the Alcoholic but then James is a whole other video.
I'm laughing so hard it is actually causing me honest to god physical pain. I should probably consult a doctor
I guess they got ulcers from the juice
Final lines broke me, gimme a moment to put myself back together.... alright. New hustle. Most of the crew was included, rather than the crapsootiness of the first sketches the season, it was a true story told in multiple parts over multiple days and the progression just sorta works. It pulls in previously noted aspects of Lrr-lore (lrrore?) like the fact that Kathleen likes additional revenue streams (see also the b-plot of homebrew hobby). We also see an expansion on the character of Cori, who might end up getting an ark this season as she has to deal with all the BS the rest of the crew throws at her and just snark her way through. Question for future reference: why are Cori and Ian always walking into that room together? I thought she was roommates with Heather in her last appearance, but her pairing here almost seems to hint at their real-life relationship. Solid comedy, nice classic smash-cut joke (you lose points for not smash-cutting to a bleached white skeleton and then panning up) and a nice mix of characters this week leaves me giving this LRR an 8.5/10. Solid work, but nothing truly extraordinary. See you in 2 weeks.
did you have to write a novel about it
It's called a review. And yes, that's how those work.
Planeswalker999 The only negative was no Alex. Everything is improved by a little Alex.
You should probably review your adderall dosage as, unless this is earning you some sort of revenue, your time and energy could probably be spent in a more constructive way.
Ian’s face when James pays Ben is solid gold
A soon as I heard that bell, I expected Latvian.
I'm pretty sure the crew was messing around writing a list of "gross ingredient combos in gross juices" and then just built the episode around it.
LMFAO this acting was great.
I didn't know there was something worse than Moviprep, and now I do! Joose!
Anyone noticed at 1:34 they have the hazoret aggro deck already?
Does antivenom still cost money in Canada, or did they ignore that for the joke?
Kathleen's mode of speech while on the liquid diet is suspiciously close to the Dave's Spokesman.
I thought I heard something like "Back on my bullshit" during LRL.
I’m crying
I don't think people should be drinking cordiceps.... Also, snake venom isn't dangerous when drinking it.
For the record, assuming there are no open wounds in your digestive tract, venom is perfectly safe to drink. That's the fundamental difference betwe venom and poison. One goes in the tummy, one goes in your blood.
Guess Ben has an ulcer
did Ball Hinkley make these concoctions ?
Is it just me, or is that a Hazoret Agro deck on the table at 1:40?
Was scanning the comments for this, thank you for validating what I see at almost 2AM
I don't understand why I find beej being left hanging hilarious
wow that straight faced anti vemon really hits
venom =/= poison
I think Beej jas been an undead since this episode.
Intentional or not, I feel like Kathleen is channeling Julia Louis Dreyfus
SO GOOD
The first part is me when my dad tries to get me to drink juice.
I want these videos to be 10 minutes.
Did you guys just put a bunch of ingredients on a dartboard while writing this?
Beej is the best!
Wait, couldn't they just empty the bottles out down the sink then claim the refund anyway without needing to nearly kill themselves?
PlebNC Do you really want to put that stuff down the drain?
Yes. A public drain like a rain gutter you find by the side of a road. That way the moment the juice enters the sewer system it becomes the civic department's problem. Do it in a secluded place with no CCTV and little pedestrian traffic and you'll likely get away with it.
Drinking Phos makes me laugh ❤
but venom isn't poison, alot of venom is mostly harmless to injest, venom needs to be injected to be dangerous
Wait, I've just realised... If Kathleen spent her juice money on antivenom and Beej spent at least part of it on the plot, so that he couldn't get antivenom... Is Beej canonically poisoned with snake venom since then and doesn't suffer any concequences? 🤔
What did you spend your refund on Kathleen?
Antivenom.
James looks kinda strange with a beard
Cam was me yesterday.
I'm the only one that sees a Red Agggro challenger deck at 1:35?
Yeah we streamed them last night on Twitch.
sweet, that means I will have to go and give it a look, since I want to buy the decks
Funny!