Flo & Joan - A Song for Anti-Vaxxers

[@harryabbott103]

This really sounds like a villains song in a musical. I would love to see Flo & Joan write an amazing musical someday

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

If you listen to the beginning, it shares a lot of similarities with Poor of Unfortunate Souls XD

[@michaelwilde4779]

That would be a musical I would actually enjoy.

[@jmwc79]

Well thanks for that. I'm not going to sleep properly until it happens now.

[@Me-zo8yc]

What happened to My Body, My Choice?

[@Fangdeedwa]

Aw yeah, great shout! I'd love to see them write a musical!

[@moonyollie6977]

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that.
-Jenny Nicholson, 12th July 2020

[@geocyberwolf]

@Sheev Palpatine 2.19million people worldwide disagree!

[@killboggins]

@Sheev Palpatine and you know better of course

[@killboggins]

@Sheev Palpatine and the source of these facts are?

[@killboggins]

@Sheev Palpatine convenient.

[@killboggins]

@@wolfenstein6676 no shortage of foil hats during covid anyway

[@georgies.9141]

My attempt to transcribe the lyrics:
My child is a gift of my creation
My babe, my darling sweetums, my papoose
I’ve shielded them from harms and spoils
And bugs and burns and boils
Since the day I dropped that treasure out my goose
Some parents fill their kids with junk and poison
How they treat them, it leaves me bewildened
And this arises especially
In matters pharmaceutically
Yes, surprise, I do not vaccinate my children
Medical science stinks of silly
It’s a bunch of willy nilly
For I have read the internet and you’re not tricking me
It’s doctoral indoctrination
And pharma-fornication
I have seen less hocus pocus coming out a wizard’s sleeve
I myself am an educator
Though granted not on paper
I spout my beliefs which I believe to be believed
Their Phd’s stink out like bum sweat
But I have a degree in MumsNet
I know gooder than a doctor; clappy clappy for me
Polio, oh no-lio
That disappeared some time ago
Measles, mumps, and rubella
Are all a bunch of ooh-la-la
Other parents, don’t you scoff
It’s just a bout of whooping cough
And how do you get rid of the cough of the whoop?
Why
You whoop the cough away!
Whoop whoop whoop whoop
Whoop the cough away!
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word
Daddy’s going to cure you with good wishes and herbs
And if those good wishes do you wrong
You won’t have to worry
‘Cause you won’t last long
I will not have my angel injected with autism
From these cocktails you concoct
From witches’ tits and horses’ jizzum
The facts might say otherwise
But doctors screw up all the time

I haven’t trusted science since I saw the film Flubber
The risk of allergic reaction to vaccine is one in a million
And my child, unmatched in brilliance, is one in a million
And since my child is so special
It’ll definitely happen to them
‘Cause that’s how statistics works
I read that in a leaflet
(Which I made myself)
And while we’re here sharing
9/11 was a hoax
The earth is flat
Father Christmas is a paedo
And I’m a good mother
Which is why (which is why)
Which is why (which is why)
I do not va (I do not va)
I do not va
I do not vaccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my children
I hate my children
I hate my children
Die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
They will
Die die die die die die
Die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
You cannot trick me, nor poke me, nor prick me
Your facts are not facts, they are medical fluff
These toxins and antifreeze, not in my baby, please
I am an expert, enough is enough
The science perverse and it works in reverse
You ensicken my child to make-a them worse
Me crazy, you crazy
Away from my baby
You can’t kill my darling if I get there first
(The faster you say it, the more it is true)
[Repeat section faster with die dies in the background]
You can’t kill my darling if I get there first
Die die die die die!

[@stineagerbk9234]

it's probably MumsNet (web forum) than Mumset :) but great work

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Outstanding effort. Thanks.

[@mjmaccabee7252]

Thank you for the lyrics, and the work you must have put into sharing them with us! "Since my child is so special/it'll definitely happen to them/cause that's how statistics work" -- I'm dying of laughter. Unfortunately, the child is also likely to die for real.
Folks, don't @me. Yes, the child in the lyrics is fictional -- but the harm done is real.

[@luke.friesen]

Thank you!

[@Fyreflier]

I think the "You in sick of my child" is "You ensicken my children" but otherwise those look spot-on

[@billyb7852]

I love their wordplay. It’s on par with Tim Minchin and Bo Burnham. Their songs are so good, they always take you to interesting places with their storytelling, and they’re musically dynamic and super catchy too! Also they sing so fast in this one! I love it! 😂

[@patmegroin5512]

lol this is like one of those paid google reviews, lol

[@tavisbrown6596]

For real the writing is awesome.

[@drina6685]

Now that I know who Bo Burnham is, I totally agree. The writing is genius! I never thought I would like musical comedy this much!

[@Me-zo8yc]

Here's a word play for you:
Suddenly and unexpectedly
🤣

[@williamverhoef4349]

@@Me-zo8yc "Suddenly and unexpectedly '
Ah...no, slowly and excruciatingly and it's the *expected*consequence of severe COVID-19 infection.

[@StashandNotions]

Proving there is not enough tambourine in comedy

[@EchosLens]

Definitely! I think there is a lack of cowbell, too.

[@mattodonnell6584]

I can't wait for their followup song about myocarditis.

[@ThisTooShallPass2030]

Someone saying "I was wrong" is more rare than "I love you" - so best to not hope for such a rare event ;)

[@danmccarthy2958]

What makes it even funnier is that there are actually people who say all these things unironically... 2020 everyone!

[@debbskyj]

Funny or scary?

[@Daelda]

@@debbskyj Both

[@TheSuzberry]

Check out their “2020 Song”.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

Been like that for years though.

[@saskiaelliott6008]

Still in 2021 too 😳🙄

[@Amy-dv7rg]

obsessed with Flo's little smirk after the line about not trusting science since seeing Flubber 😂

[@rogermwilcox]

The biggest crime here is that this video doesn't have a dedicated Closed Caption.

[@wfemp_4730]

Clever, but I'm sure I missed most of the gags because of the fast pace. Need captions!

[@Ocker3]

Audio levels need a boost, and yes because of the speed I could use some subtitles too!

[@MSBLS721]

TH-cam has a CC feature. Click on the screen (I'm on Android) and there's a box in the upper right corner that says CC. Click it and you'll start seeing the captioning.

[@MSBLS721]

LOL of course, it's not entirely accurate...so you'll still want to listen because hahaha it doesn't understand them totally apparently 🤣

[@wfemp_4730]

@@MSBLS721 Sure, if it only worked and was accurate.

[@linkinluvlive]

Another commenter transcribed the whole thing. It really helped me :)

[@useyourbrain5261]

"I haven't trusted science since i saw the film flubber". Just genius. Thank you so much.

[@startledmoose]

I enjoy how Flo (Nicola) smiles at the big laugh that line gets.

[@thedeegman6732]

Unvaccinated kids never saw that movie

[@savvageorge]

I think inserting thalidomide would have been funnier here.

[@useyourbrain5261]

@@savvageorge "I haven't trusted science since thalidomide" ?? Um, yeah, nah.

[@useyourbrain5261]

@Academia_is_Cancer What is your point dude? Are you simply providing a real-life example of an anti-science loony?

[@michaellasfetto5810]

So, the tambourine upbeats were fierce. And then when you seamlessly switched to 6/8 time. I was very impressed! This song is amazing!

[@crashvds777]

…the whole song is in 4/4 :/

[@michaellasfetto5810]

@@crashvds777It would probably have been written in either cut time or 2/4...UNTIL we get to the rallentando from 2:46-2:48. Then it would either be a crap ton of triplets OR it would probably have been written in 6/8 until 3:04. There, it probably would have gone back to cut time and part I would have been written with a bunch of eighth note triplets. It starts out in G minor and by 2:35, it modulates to G# minor. At 2:48, it has modulated to A minor, and at 3:06 ends in Bb minor.

[@thepetermullins]

43 people pressed dislike accidentally, their hands shaking from tetanus, which they are treating with essential oils.

[@Me-zo8yc]

You're not quite right in the head Peter.

[@vaan1520]

@@Me-zo8yc Why? You might as well try to treat the virus with sparkly Crystals lol. Stay safe you fool.

[@Me-zo8yc]

@@vaan1520 I've had it. Like 99% of people i survived. Unlike the 4 suicides of people i know due to lockdown (depression, ruined businesses). Go to hell, you fool.

[@samuelrivett1417]

@Khadijah Ayeni unless your (real) doctor tells you you're at risk from a vaccine there is no morally just reason not to have it

[@GeekyFandomslover]

@Ka Pow there's no part of an aborted foetus in the vaccine this is just a ridiculous rumour

[@kongmik]

Funny how many heart issues there are now!

[@winterv3vo]

ok

[@psychopath7018]

Yeah! All thanks vaccines right? No. It's because of the maximized sugar and fake food dosage in our so called fast "food" restaurants.

[@smarterthanyou9090]

Children in CA have to have ECG before they can play in sports. Funny, that. 🤔

[@mikeking2236]

Correlation does not equal causation

[@Br1cht]

Do they still live or...

[@adamkirkbride7143]

Why is it actually a bop though

[@Greasy__Bear]

This aged really well.

[@chantalfinn6173]

Unlike anti-vaxxers' kids

[@tobiaslundqvist3126]

@@chantalfinn6173 for a cold? no need to vaccines for colds...

[@zoolhert3535]

@@chantalfinn6173 how wrong and blind you are

[@b__w_4565]

@@chantalfinn6173 it’s funny cuz the Anti vaxxers don’t have changed dna and pure dna still lol and their kids are not going to die….you sound like a blue pilled sheep

[@OLDfruT]

@@chantalfinn6173 anti-vaxxers' kids will be just fine

[@darko-man8549]

Just like anti-vax kids, this video will never get old

[@richardgreenwood3355]

Or, like students in the UK were finding last January, they get Mumps as adults. Not nice. I bet they had some strong words for their parents!

[@darko-man8549]

@@richardgreenwood3355 will be funny but not funny when those parents realise their sons are struggling to produce children because of that

[@richardgreenwood3355]

@Ka Pow It's true that MOST of us are not medical professionals. Most of us are not experts on most subjects and we have to rely upon those who are, to advise us. It comes down to whether you believe that the scientists who develop vaccines are out to help us, or out to get us. No one will deny that that have been disastrous drugs in the past. I fully accept that someone, somewhere may well react catastrophically to a vaccine, and that's a tragedy. The point is that as a non-expert one has to put one's trust in the experts. Statistically I think it is far safer to 'risk' a vaccine than to 'risk' the disease that it protects against - plus the fact that widespread vaccine usage also protects those who are legitimately unable to take it; so it's community-spirited too.
*** Oh - I replied to your comment and now you're removed it. Hey ho! ***

[@richardgreenwood3355]

@Ka Pow It's funny isn't it; none of us want to live forever; but we're generally not quite ready to die just yet!! I think we have enough non-preventable causes of death in the world that we should continue to strive for, and to take advantage of, anything that allows us to enjoy life for a bit longer.

[@darko-man8549]

@Ka Pow I agreed with you up until the point you dragged GMO into it - Genetically modified food is not a problem, yes, you can argue pesticides that destroy bee colonies are very bad, but that is not the GMO, that is the farming group implementing the GMO. GMOs themselves are not inherently bad.
And I agree, it isn't necessary to keep people living forever; however I prefer to keep people who don't need to die young alive, and also prevent secondary effects of diseases. Polio, ,for example, might not kill you, but you will quite possibly end up being kept alive but partially mobile.
And I do agree, that reservations in science are important, everything must be scrutinised and no system is perfect; however manically denying (not saying you are doing such) that vaccines are there to help and are far less dangerous than contracting the diseases they are set out to prevent/reduce impact of is not scrutinising.
And with regards to the "let me help you out the water said the monkey to the fish", one could argue the same can be applied to anyone denying the status quo of vaccinations being good. They are attempting to pull the fish who happily swim in a lake with reduced impact of measles out for exposure. Both sides of the argument could be the monkey. The mother who thinks her son will get autism from a vaccine is just a bit of a crazier monkey

[@zachdl1]

Just found out about you guys. Binged through everything on spotify today. This is still my favorite though, which is not on spotify unfortunately. Hopefully because it's part of a future album? ;) Anyways, you guys are hilarious, keep it up!

[@mattytfreeman]

I think this may be your best work yet.

[@johanvajse8410]

Wow! I couldn't even hear those words that fast, let alone sing them.

[@debbskyj]

😂😂 Absolutely brilliant 😂😂 I'm really hoping that you're going to do a 2020 song.

[@hollystephens5192]

they did 😏

[@debbskyj]

@@hollystephens5192 they hadn't when I posted that comment.

[@hollystephens5192]

@@debbskyj oh yeah sorry, that was more of a "they have now, so you can go check it out! :)" kinda thing, apologies

[@lucboy13]

@@yosserc Hahahaha.. I love how you guys think this is a wonderful idea. Let's give more control to the already increasing manipulative government/corporations. You literally want to live the rest of your life with a "vaccine passport"? Are you honestly that afraid of something which you can't even see or feel?

[@hayleyquinnx94]

as someone who speaks really fast, I appreciate the progressive build in speed

[@lauras7339]

I am LIVING for this! (Unlike the children of anti-vaxxers)

[@Showtime_1509]

THIS 😂

[@Me-zo8yc]

What a toxic soul you have.

[@noahcooley5499]

@@Me-zo8yc go cry

[@Me-zo8yc]

@@noahcooley5499 clever.

[@noahcooley5499]

@@Me-zo8yc more clever than u 😇

[@trancelover1992]

Well done. I adore the satirical lyrics. I really enjoyed this song. As an autistic person, I strongly oppose the anti-vax movement. There may be a kernel of truth not to trust the establishment, but to disregard years of medical research and refusing to avoid preventable diseases is incomprehensible. There is no real evidence that vaccines cause autism at all. I may not fit the stereotype of 'Normal', but I do not consider my autism as an illness. I am an average guy working the normal 40+ hours a week. It can be a disability at times, in regards to socialization, coordination, and organization, but only because you are forced to fit into a narrow and biased society. These anti-vaxers always go around as if autism is worse than death. Thank you for sharing this with us.

[@Asder5f]

What do anti-vaxxers have to do with being anti-autism? We are anti government, government doesnt care about mental illnesses
This psychopathic industry only wishes you to be obedient and working
You are not doing them a favor by being obedient, at one point the same tyranny that you are building with your support will betray you, government DOES NOT care about you!
Its not about health, its about control

[@trancelover1992]

@@Asder5f Hi, I don't think all anti-vaxers are necessarily anti-autism, at least not the majority of them. I know some really nice and approachable anti-vaxers. This song is certainly mocking the extreme stereotype. My point was that I would rather have autism than die of a preventable disease. Most anti-vaxers do not consider that. I do believe that many of their claims are based on pseudo-science, anecdotal evidence and speculation of cause and affect. I think social media has been a massive platform for spreading a lot of misinformation in recent decades. Obviously I support freedom of speech and everyone is entitled to their opinion as long as it is done in a respectful manner. People should have the right to choose what vaccines they have. My parents are both anti-vaxxers so I actually grew up missing out on a lot of vaccines, but I made the choice to have many many of them as an adult. I love them and I respect their opnion, even though I believe that they are wrong about certain things. They also believe vaccines can cause autism, which I have never seen any concrete evidence for. I do agree with you that you can't always trust everything that is told to you though. The world does seem strange.

[@Asder5f]

@@trancelover1992 yes exactly ! I respect your decision, respect ours
Love to you brother❤
(And no our opinions are not based on pseudo-science, they are based on science, data, experience and common sense)

[@trancelover1992]

@@Asder5f Thank you. It is ok to disagree about things. It is important to keep a sense of humour too. This video is comedy after all, so it shouldn't be taken to seriously. I sometimes have a laugh about my autism and my social awkwardness. As long as it's done with good humour and not hateful. Thanks. all the best mate.

[@redtamer7316]

@@trancelover1992 your insane
The government love people like you

[@nirfz]

👏 For the song, and 👏 for the performance.
I started watching most YT videos in 1.25 or 1.5 speed, but with your speed i am contemplating on putting it on 0.75! 😀

[@Rojob]

Whyd you watch videos fast

[@nirfz]

@@Rojob Part of why i watch YT is to keep my english language skills (at least the listening/understanding part as i am not a native english speaker) and last year or so i watched a video of a blind lady who explained that she listenes to YT videos and stuff on 2x speed as she is able to understand it, and can get more content in shorter time. So i tried that. My sparetime isn't that much, and with this i can reduce the time it takes me to get interesting or fun information. (Music isn't something that lends itself to it in general. The melody and rythm sounds weird, but Flo and Joan are especially fast)

[@tessaromein5787]

Thank you so much for this suggestion! I did not even know changing the speed was possible. I have now watched it at 0.75 speed and that makes a huge difference 👍🏻

[@nirfz]

​@@tessaromein5787 no problem! Then let me add: If you ever want to change the speed watching video files (or DVD's on a pc or mac )ect. : the VLC player has that feature too.

[@tessaromein5787]

@@nirfz Handy tip indeed, thanks a lot! I've got the VLC player on my pc.

[@scottphillips5628]

Love them. Absolutely brilliant 👏 xxx

[@rachaelsimpson140]

I would love to see Flo and Joan do a 2020 song!

[@rupedog]

They did!

[@AffectedArea]

Branch covidians

[@NigelTolley]

15 anti vaxers were here!

[@sarah.93.30]

Anybody a link to the full episode?

[@siobhanmiller9305]

Please do a 2020 song!!

[@masterperfectp]

I hope this song is not serious.

[@loucar1067]

They're not serious, they're making fun of antvaxxers with all of the main arguments they normally have

[@sophiasmith2670]

@@loucar1067 who is "they"....do you know them all personally? Have you asked anyone who has concerns about vaccines what their reasons are, or are you just sure you are right and "they" are wrong?

[@loucar1067]

@@sophiasmith2670 I'm sure the scientists are right

[@crunchevo8974]

@@sophiasmith2670 they're comedians and it's a satire song lmfao. If that's not obvious enough look up their lockdown dance lol

[@smarterthanyou9090]

They are serious... they really are that stupid.

[@Leishafan1985]

They very much remind of Rachel Bloom in terms of song writing xxx and I love Rachel bloom xx also their I drank too much and 2020 songs are amazing xx

[@organicwins91]

$ellout Bots

[@opheliaismyname9180]

I know someone who actually did have a reaction to a vaccine, my aunt. That's how my mum didn't get the whooping cough vaccine. And got the disease. And got really ill. I'm up to date on everything, because she refuses to let me or my brother get ill like that

[@geofftoscano6804]

There will always be rare occasions where adverse reactions occur but these are a tiny proportion of people vaccinated and the benefits of vaccination vastly outweigh the disadvantages. There is a proportion of people who cannot be vaccinated for various reasons and they must be protected by others in the population acting responsibly and agreeing to be vaccinated.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

They used a C vaccine (you know the virus) in America on a man who was known to be allergic to vaccines. You BET those anti-vaxxers are going to use it as an argument.

[@Challerz]

@@geofftoscano6804 Damn. Advocating for gambling except the price is you life.

[@tomadams6272]

@@Challerz It's a gamble either way, it just depends on whether you want to take the smaller or the larger risk. With the larger risk you also become a vector of disease and a danger to your community. I know where I'd put my money.

[@Challerz]

@@tomadams6272 I've already had covid. Didn't feel a thing.

[@Badassmutha]

This aged well......

[@zoolhert3535]

🤣

[@themob13]

Patiently awaiting The 2020 Song 😅😁

[@Missomos]

Top act, Flo and Joan, whoop whoop!

[@thaqueenofchaos1]

I wish this had captions. As someone for whom English isn't her native language it's hard to follow at times when they are going so fast :P

[@nonnyena4267]

I copied & pasted this from Georgie S.'s comment above. It's pretty much what i heard (if i could listen fast enough!).
[English is my native language - Other than a bit of Latin, my *_ONLY_* language _(typical American)_ 🙄and i found this transcription helpful, too!]
Georgie S.
2 months ago (edited)
My attempt to transcribe the lyrics:
My child is a gift of my creation
My babe, my darling sweetums, my papoose
I’ve shielded them from harms and spoils
And bugs and burns and boils
Since the day I dropped that treasure out my goose
Some parents fill their kids with junk and poison
How they treat them, it leaves me bewildened
And this arises especially
In matters pharmaceutically
Yes, surprise, I do not vaccinate my children
Medical science stinks of silly
It’s a bunch of willy nilly
For I have read the internet and you’re not tricking me
It’s doctoral indoctrination
And pharma-fornication
I have seen less hocus pocus coming out a wizard’s sleeve
I myself am an educator
Though granted not on paper
I spout my beliefs which I believe to be believed
Their Phd’s stink out like bum sweat
But I have a degree in MumsNet
I know gooder than a doctor; clappy clappy for me
Polio, oh no-lio
That disappeared some time ago
Measles, mumps, and rubella
Are all a bunch of ooh-la-la
Other parents, don’t you scoff
It’s just a bout of whooping cough
And how do you get rid of the cough of the whoop?
Why
You whoop the cough away!
Whoop whoop whoop whoop
Whoop the cough away!
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word
Daddy’s going to cure you with good wishes and herbs
And if those good wishes do you wrong
You won’t have to worry
‘Cause you won’t last long
I will not have my angel injected with autism
From these cocktails you concoct
From witches’ tits and horses’ jizzum
The facts might say otherwise
But doctors screw up all the time

I haven’t trusted science since I saw the film Flubber
The risk of allergic reaction to vaccine is one in a million
And my child, unmatched in brilliance, is one in a million
And since my child is so special
It’ll definitely happen to them
‘Cause that’s how statistics works
I read that in a leaflet
(Which I made myself)
And while we’re here sharing
9/11 was a hoax
The earth is flat
Father Christmas is a paedo
And I’m a good mother
Which is why (which is why)
Which is why (which is why)
I do not va (I do not va)
I do not va
I do not vaccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my chil
Ccinate my children
I hate my children
I hate my children
Die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
They will
Die die die die die die
Die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
You cannot trick me, nor poke me, nor prick me
Your facts are not facts, they are medical fluff
These toxins and antifreeze, not in my baby, please
I am an expert, enough is enough
The science perverse and it works in reverse
You ensicken my child to make-a them worse
Me crazy, you crazy
Away from my baby
You can’t kill my darling if I get there first
(The faster you say it, the more it is true)
[Repeat section faster with die dies in the background]
You can’t kill my darling if I get there first
Die die die die die!

[@chrissiem3958]

Lol, I'm a native English speaker, and I had trouble following it 😅

[@andym9571]

Even with captions it would be difficult for a non Brit to understand. It's full of slang words and phrases

[@tabbris]

I honestly dont know what reation Flo and Joan are expecting out of their audience. But I seriously need this in my life.

[@ZCM-]

You ladies are too f***ing brilliant!

[@JJ-006]

Shills

[@successfulpsychology4393]

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you

[@nat1XP]

This is fucking genius omg🔥🔥

[@MrRelinquishnow]

No one is making fun of people who didn't get the poke now. Hahaha

[@winterv3vo]

this song was made before covid.

[@uolocur9356]

@@winterv3vo same message that vaccines are to be trusted and good

[@kevinsheldrick917]

There are still some people who haven't figured it out and they are on some of the channels still saying it is good 🙂

[@BAsed_AFro]

@@winterv3vo In your own words, how would you describe the true benefits that you received from having had the covid vaccines that those who had none missed out on/went without?

[@harry_bleakley9955]

Amazing!!!

[@The_Rising_Ape]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I may be showing my age here but these ladies remind me very much of Flanders & Swann... I mean that in only good ways

[@deedee-tc4fh]

They remind me of politically correct The 2 Ronnies

[@robertbrookes2000]

Saw them today and they included this song. Completely perfect.

[@osiristherebirth]

The current Sweet Release show version of this is adapted to "why I do not vaccinate myself". Same song, but aimed at the Covid anti-vaxxers. You're welcome 😊

[@chrissiem3958]

The look of intensity on Joan's face (Flo's face?? Not sure.... the one in lilac) is the look you get from an anti vaxxer whenever vaccinations are brought up in conversation 😂

[@notused.]

Rosie is her name. Her sister is Nicola. Flo and Joan are their grandparents

[@osiristherebirth]

@@notused. this is on record as being Nicola's favourite Flo & Joan song (or it was at the time of the podcast - she might have changed her mind by now).

[@hansfallada7935]

Just great. I can't stop rewatching.

[@elenawilliams32]

Hilarious! We've all met the types of anti-vaxers.
So funny Flo and Joan, you had me laughing out loud non stop.

[@heyysimone]

I havent trusted science since i saw the film Flubber.
I love that line

[@qcfess]

I haven’t trusted science since Building 7

[@Mr__Snrub]

So many hilarious living parodies angry in the comments

[@theoctc6226]

Yeah, u are one too

[@Mr__Snrub]

@@theoctc6226 ooooh, you sure got me!!!1!

[@elizarose9547]

I come back to this at least twice a week 😭

[@osiristherebirth]

I know the feeling 😊 Two ridiculously talented and clever women. The music is so good that it doesn't matter that you've heard the jokes before and know what's coming. They adapted this song for their current live show Sweet Release ("this is why I do not vaccinate myself") - thanks, Covid, for giving this song a new lease of life 😊

[@chasidahl8563]

Superb!

[@AntonioLarizza]

Great, grat job!! I like your way to make music, because is smart, similar to Bach's poliphony, two voices fighting each other in a cleverness race. I like Song for Anti Vaxxer a lot, because it remember Rossini's cavatina "Largo al factotum!". The wonderful, wonderful, acrobatic finale of No Vaxxer Song, with the words spoken very quickly, at an impressive speed (A bravo Figaro / bravo bravissimo / A bravo Figaro / bravo bravissimo...), drive me Crazy! Thank you for your work, for your entertainment, give us other musical pearls!!

[@pp3k07]

Sweet jesus! You and your keyboard.

[@sillielillie25]

WHOOO BOY DOES THIS HIT A LITTLE HARDER RIGHT NOW!

[@Rubycon99]

Like a heart attack, one might say

[@qcfess]

@@Rubycon99 or myocarditis

[@mayabrook1153]

amazing so many movements to this lmao

[@whatdothlife4320]

Well, some of the world's leading virologists and immunologists could be considered anti-vax if your definition is questioning the mass administration of inadequately tested biomedical technology. Why don't you go head-to-head with them?

[@sensumcommunem]

No the idea is only to ever hear one side of the argument. That is the only way that they win. 40,000 signatures of world leading professors, doctors and scientists, on The Great Barrington Declaration, that was immediately pooh-poohed by Matt Handcock, a glib career politician, who - like most of the cabinet - is quite clearly as thick as day old porridge, should tell you all you need to know. I am also fed up the BBC, et. al., talking in terms of "debate". A debate has at least two sides. When you promote a debate where only one side is ever heard, it's actually called a sermon.

[@rebekahvidler6769]

Oh this is propaganda for dimwits, these tools don't understand data, they think vaccines are magic!

[@sensumcommunem]

@Nicholas Millington I would like the government to qualify the difference between "with" and "from". The death figures that are quoted are "For ANY reason within 28 Days of a Positive Test". Beheaded in a car accident, but had a positive test = COVID death statistic. Given this, if the same person was beheaded in a car accident and had not had a positive test, then no doubt they would still be going about their business as normal? In a true "pandemic" it would be more than obvious by all of the dead bodies being wheeled out of streets on a daily basis (just as they were in the 1918 pandemic - which this "sniffle" is being compared to). In order to make COVID-19 a pandemic, the WHO had to change their categorisation of what a pandemic was. COVID-19's is no more deadly that a bad flu season, and is actually less deadly than influenza in the under 60's. The median age of COVID-19 related deaths is 82yrs old in the UK. The average life expectancy in the UK is 81yrs. A virus with a survivability rate of 99.5% (and much higher in healthy people under the age of 60ys) - irrespective of the inflated case figures and death classifications - is NOT a pandemic. In fact, you are 60yrs or younger, without any pre-existing co-morbidities then you have as much chance of dying in a road traffic accident as you do from COVID-19, and yet Boris hasn't banned cars (yet) has he? And these aren't my figures, they are from checking the comparative death rates from the ONS' own statistics. Feel free to check the statistics out for yourself, you might actually surprise yourself that I actually do know what I'm talking about. Or are you happy to merely assume that I don't? Most people are (aka the "sheeple"), and it is THEY who are the problem, not the people who question the narrative being spoon-fed to us by politicians with agendas, and unelected institutions which are invariably funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

[@sensumcommunem]

@Nicholas Millington Well, until we get the wonderful Scottish Hate Speech laws in England, it will be my right to carry on annoying people. I have an opinion, you have yours, that's fair.

[@smarterthanyou9090]

@@sensumcommunem They did; the CDC quietly adjusted their numbers July 2021 and then again in January 2022. Only 5% of the reported C19 deaths were actually attributed to C19. They literally did what you just said -- they changed the reporting from deaths WITH C19 to deaths FROM C19.... and yeah, it turned out to be about 40,000. It's probably actually less, since the PCR test detects influenza and C19 as the same thing.

[@magdabak5797]

They are amazing!

[@zenteinwood4528]

we need a song just like the “2016 song” yous made!! please!!

[@crunchevo8974]

its been made lol

[@adrianthoroughgood1191]

Here it is th-cam.com/video/vpDG_t3XYsU/w-d-xo.html

[@EgoTherapieLee]

Was waiting for Kaizers Orchestra to join in

[@Sprocket2605]

I have been waiting too long for another video...

[@qamberaliharoon9259]

Preach!

[@luckyjim37]

this aged fucking well after the covid vaccine came out

[@thedeegman6732]

Unlike those unvaxxed kids

[@luckyjim37]

@@thedeegman6732 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that was a brilliant follow up

[@philegan2000]

Yes it did, well done for noticing.

[@smarterthanyou9090]

The jabbers are dropping like flies. I SHOULD be sad but for some reason, I'm not.

[@nothingbutchappy]

Thanks ladies, brilliant as usual

[@HosRo4161]

Brilliant!!

[@boosomentity]

were you trying to slip the truth out by feigning ridicule or were you just trying to push the establishment line? if you say no comment II will understand your intention

[@chloeking3429]

They be spitting fire

[@rupedog]

Truth...the word your looking for is 'truth'...

[@smarterthanyou9090]

They are spitting idiocy.

[@smarterthanyou9090]

@@rupedog Wrong; they are completely wrong, same as you non-thinking lemmings.

[@lanapoort3317]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE CHORDS FOR THIS...

[@marialynnerup8431]

love this💕

[@antonydevadass4856]

Younger version of Fascinating Aida

[@RuRuWebby]

I was thinking that!

[@Ckphoto80]

Definitely not a cult here. Yikes

[@anabell7737]

Love it..!!💜🙏🏻✨🤭

[@benwilson9793]

This is phenomenal 👏 🙌 😍 ❤ 👌

[@mjmaccabee7252]

_Incroyable!_ Genius at work. Once again impressed by your absolutely perfect unison in the parts you do together. Must admit I missed at least a third of it -- for us slow Murricans, it would be a boon indeed if you'd publish the lyrics.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

Watch it on .75 speed?

[@theokahle5913]

Art and science. Science and art. The Merseyside Skeptics' Society is probably in love with this performance!

[@SuddenStrike_Kemo_Centeral]

good rhyme

[@liv3little349]

This is some tune tho what a bop

[@lukebryant]

Bahahaha, brilliant!!

[@scottdavis2932]

I'm just curious....now that over a year has past since this video and there is more data.....would you still get 💉 against mean old Kovid?

[@rileymartin2202]

Yes

[@BAsed_AFro]

@@rileymartin2202 By definition, a vaccine renders one immune/resistant to certain disease(s).
So what disease are you now immune from that those without the covid jabs remain susceptible to?

[@mikeking2236]

100% yes

[@BAsed_AFro]

@@mikeking2236 In your own words, how would you describe the true benefits that you received from having had the covid vaccines that those who had none missed out on/went without?

[@BAsed_AFro]

@@rileymartin2202 How would you describe the benefits that you received from having had the shots that those that had none missed out on?
thanks

[@sadoand]

Dresden dolls inspired? 😂❤️

[@NightProductionsDK]

Isn't the "die die die die die die" bit inspired by another song? The melody sounds so familiar

[@winterv3vo]

yeah, im not sure where from though

[@nazaholicable]

Disturbingly disturbing.

[@audiotastik]

Woody Harrelson speaks the truth. Hard pill to swallow for the Wokelings.

[@AceOThorns]

This is GOOD.

[@minaraza6627]

Wait are these two the women from the Nationwide adverts

[@lindabelamsel]

That is the most generic stock laughter i have ever heard.

[@DeadlyPants123]

I’m looking forward to hopefully seeing a bye 2020 song soon.

[@stephanielegg6210]

Deffo reminds me of Victoria Wood frigging brilliant..this I'm crying in laughter..bloody brilliant...made my night aand glad randomly found this xxxx

[@khrystree9233]

Outstanding 😆 K

[@808souljahxl5]

This didn't age well

[@crunchevo8974]

it aged perfectly.

[@fatalshore5068]

You ladies are so freaking talented and funny!

[@drina6685]

Rosie's eyes are sMNo funny. You can tell she's trying her best not to blink and it really makes her look like one of those crazy women!!!

[@drina6685]

The one time someone posts something that I've written & there's a Goddamn typeo!!! Fuck it!! I'm not even gonna fix it. 🤣🤣🤣🤪

[@deborahelliott3376]

Brilliant 👏👏👏

[@mobi1etone]

Let's hope these two don't 'die suddenly.' in 2023.

[@LiamRichie825]

Still alive and touring

[@BAsed_AFro]

@@LiamRichie825 By definition, a vaccine renders one immune/resistant to certain disease(s).
So what disease are you now immune from that those without the covid jabs remain susceptible to?

[@ddogwithtwods4487]

I'd forgotten how good this song is 😁😁😁

[@NoelleSmash]

They are super british

[@rachaelstanley7986]

Brilliant!