Several people have notified me of the existence of this video. I cut ties with the Hornio Brothers more than five years ago due to a fundamental ideological disagreement. They are no longer part of my life. Edit: Clarifications: The tape had "Super Hornio Bros" silkscreened on it, and I wasn't familiar with the pre-existing saga so I didn't understand the significance of "Scenes from Part I." The "documentary" was going to be a very strange ~5 minute film "documenting" the ritual I used to digitize the VHS tape, set to the Alchemist's theme from Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain. I still have the footage around here somewhere but (IIRC) I never finished it before I had to send the tape back, as I was extremely busy applying for art schools and having ADHD. I had been using the equipment to digitize Betacam tapes I'd found and ended up making a piece that got me a scholarship.
@@HereForTheComments We could not settle on the issue of individualist anarchism versus social anarchism, and disagreed on the primacy of the individual or the community. Last I heard the brothers had become Trotskyites
Those ROM sites should just ask for donations, they fuck themselves with the Nintendo ROMs and advertising, love the Cyberpunk videos though. If I make some amazing games and people started just posting them online, I'd fuck them in the ass as well. No matter how old, but I'd be cooler about releasing old shit.
That's actually pretty baller on Nintendo's part. They couldn't block it because it was a parody, so they bought it so they can block it on copyright grounds.
@@umi_grumz You can multitask pretty well it seems... You're pretty handy right ? Can I get a helping hand ? I need you to activate the P switch while I play with Lemmy's balls.
I wouldnt be surprised if it's not the only one Nintendo owns. They're REALLY not into having this kinda stuff out there for people, like they try super hard to not have anything over a *"T"* rating
As a graduate student I have to admit I've done the corrupted file submission thing more than once to get a little extra time but I have found that sometimes all you have to to is ask. Some professors are incredibly understanding even if they put in their syllabus that late admissions are not accepted.
Dance, monkey, dance. Dance well enough and maybe you'll be lucky enough that someone will pay you to be a dancing monkey for them until you get so old you can no longer dance.
@Chinchillin 'n Bi (Jill) ♀️ if they buy the rights to that article like they bought the rights to the porno then i’d fight tooth and nail for that to be considered at least crack canon
The promo picture of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario is for the lost forgotten mid-sequel, Super Hornio brothers, the lost boners. It never saw release because people found it confusing.
It's actually kind of brilliant on Nintendo's part if you think about it, they could have attempted a lengthy and expensive court battle, and possibly lost since it would have been protected as parody, but instead they realized this was just a one-off and would be less expensive if they just bought the rights to it and didn't release it.
@Isaac Baranoff i think it's danny devito? was the first thing that came up when i searched "danny devito png transparent" and he's Photoshopped onto a stork
In the commentary for Orgazmo, Trey Parker kept talking about how Ron is a narcoleptic and would fall asleep in the middle of shoots. I hope there’s a lost behind the scenes picture of Ron passed out in the Mario outfit
I know there are pictures of him passed out at a PWG show. Squeegee Hornio himself, surrounded by hundreds of screaming yelling wrestling fans, and he is out like a light.
I OWNED THIS AT ONE POINT. I was 14 and stole it from my neighbor. Sold it at school once I was done with it and I have not seen it since. This is amazing and I wish I would have never gotten rid of it
1. why did your neighbor have a copy of this 2. how did you manage to steal it 3. did you know what art you were getting your hands on 4. i can already guess but what do you mean by "when i was done with it" 5. how and why did you sell it at school
@@calebd3947 I was 14 and my neighbor was 13 it was his parents movie lol he gave it to me so technically he stole it from his dad, I had zero idea the art I had my hands on but the kid I sold it to at school would make fun of the bowser sound the dude made it was pretty funny, and I was a terribly behaved kid at school i did just about anything/ everything except shoot the place up
"The Super Mario Bros movie that came out in 1993 might as well have just been a porn movie without the sex" is the most apt description of the Super Mario Bros movie I've ever heard.
I remember in 10th grade geometry we had to chose photos of 3 famous people we found physically attractive and measure their facial proportions against the Fibonnaci sequence/golden ratio/phi to see if they matched up. For one of them, I chose Ron Jeremy. His facial structure did not match up. My paper ended questioning "What other measurement could make him so famous?" I lucked out and got away with it, receiving a 105%, by having a Geometry teacher with a sense of humor (and being a student with a 4.0 GPA kept me out of a lot of punishments for my shenanigans.)
In a roundabout way he is right though. Asian students do generally score higher than American students but they have costs for that. Lots of stress and if you don't get into a good enough school, you're considered a lost cause and worthless. The bigger debate I think is is that mentality worth it overall? Sure they get better marks but at what cost? Japanese work culture and Chinese social cultures are brutal.
Thats true, actually. I read about it in my psychology textbook, and the authoritative styles of parenting in the East do have long term affects on the children. It's just better to have a balance of the 2.
OKAY BUT THE SHAZAAM MANDELA EFFECT IS ACTUALLY INSANE AND HERE’S WHY: so my dad worked in the movie business for 40 years and in my childhood home we had movie posters hung up from all the movies my dad worked on. one of these movie posters was for “shazaam” since my dad worked on it. growing up i always called it the “shazaam” poster and thought that sinbad was the genie in the poster. this poster was up for years in my childhood home until i graduated high school and my dad moved into a smaller house. 3 years ago from this last june, my dad passed away and i have all of his belongings- including all of his movie posters. about a year or so ago my fiancé and i started talking about “shazaam” and we got into an argument about who starred in it. he said shaq, i said sinbad. i was so certain it was sinbad on that movie poster considering i saw it thousands of times. sure enough though, we looked it up and it’s the movie poster with shaq, and it’s not called “shazaam” like we both remembered- it’s “kazaam”. i even pulled out the movie poster from where i had it stored and there’s frickin shaq starring in “kazaam”. i had no idea this was a “mandela effect” until hearing so from this video. i can understand mis-remembering the movie as “shazaam”, but why sinbad?! my dad also worked on a cartoon movie with sinbad, but i remember them separately and don’t feel that had any influence on my memory let alone everyone else’s. my mind is blown and i want answers, dammit!
Funny you're mentioning this now. The other day, "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?" popped into my head for the first time in a decade. "Oooooh Rosie, just cause your name is Rosie Rabbit doesn't mean you gotta watch cARtoOOOOns!"
It's surprising how many people are more than just actors. Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean) got a degree in electrical engineering and is an avid race driver of oldtimers. Dolph Lundgren has a degree in chemical engineering and is an actual martial artist with a black belt in Karate. Bud Spencer had law degree and was professional swimmer.
Met Ron Jeremy at a small club on the Sunset Strip in fall 2005. He was with the late Jani Lane of Warrant. What was weird was that: A. Jani Lane and I were wearing the same belt. B. I had thought about Ron Jeremy earlier in the day when I had been descending into Los Angeles. For some reason, he crossed my mind, and about 15 hours later, there he is, right in front of me. So bizarre. That whole trip was surreal. Earlier before the club, the girl I was with and I had been on Alice Cooper's guest list for a taping of Craig Ferguson at CBS studios that Alice was appearing on.
The bit at 9:47 tripped me out. I had a VHS of random CGI short animations from the early 90's called The Mind's Eye that used that same exact footage.
Nee, that is not lost, neither a mystery, dross made a video about it and put some fragments of the movie in his video, I still think that the actress who played pikachu had to question all her decisions in life to that point.
No, upsettingly I think it was taken down as part of the giant Pornhub deletion. It was by a studio known as "Wood Rocket" who did a bunch of pop-culture based pornos such as "The legend of Zildo" "Bob's Boner's" "Spongeknob Squarenuts"
as someone who used to work at a shitty video store - i can tell you parody porn had some of the funniest names - Juranal Park always managed to make me lose my shit every time i saw it in the return bins
Keep on doing the lord’s work, Justin! Your channel has been one of the few that have helped me get through working from home since last year (as of this writing, we were supposed to go back to the office on Aug 9th, but that’s been retracted due to the Delta variant popping up) as well as going through back surgery that saw me get a disc removed, two vertebrae fused, and three rods implanted (thanks to a lifetime of skateboarding that I’ll be resuming in a few months). Anyway, great stuff as always. Love your vibe and the internet eras you cover. Cheers, pal!
Happy to see Lord of the G Strings getting a call out, truly one of the greatest soft core films of all time. Still recall that magical free Cinemax weekend where they played it like 4 times and I was absolutely drained by the 3rd time.
Fun fact: My dad met Ron Jeremy a few times over the years and Ron recognized him Everytime. My father worked at the hotel where ron used to go to the AVN convention before ron went to prison.
I tried to get this for my brother in the 00s as a gag gift for his b-day and it came in an official looking VHS former rental box, but it was just a trailer for the movie repeatedly looped like a promo for a pr0n shop or something.
I remember the "Nintendo bought the rights to stop distribution" explanation being given years and years ago and I'm pretty sure I'm not Mandela Effect-ing that.
I still have 2 original VHS tapes in the original big boxes. I bought them off e-bay in 2010 or so for 20 dollars each. Part 2 came in a Part 1 box, there is just a sticker on it that says part 2.
My life has been a complete and total misery ever since Bigfoot stole my precious girlfriend in the middle of the night.😒He even took all her clothes and the T.V.
I saw this in theaters in 1994 in Newark,NJ. It's really good. The seats were sticky and there was a Super Pac Man arcade game in the lobby. I didn't want to touch the controls.
Oh. Muh. Gerd. The fact that Nintendo owns a parody porno of one of their biggest series might just go on the very top of the Very Best Things Ever List. Imagine some random employee messin' around in the Nintendo vaults trying to find Mario Teaches Typing's source code or whatever for it's HD Re-release and stumbling upon Super Hornio Brothers, watching it to satisfy the sheer incredulous curiosity to see if what he found was actually what it sounded like and then either the 5-year-old-esque joy that something so strange exists or the utter regret of watching Ron Jeremy making Italian Sausage and Clams (or a better euphemism than I can think of)... Brings a tear to my eye.
If anyone is interested, The Cinema Snob did a fun review of both parts on TH-cam. The original uploads don't exist, but there are re-upload. The movie was really something else. Better then Buck Adam's Bevis and Butthead parody tho.
As soon as I saw this pop up, I'm actually rather surprised Justin didn't know Brad Jones actually had a copy of this. He doesn't mention it at all, so I'm under the assumption he didn't know. He should probably contact Brad and see exactly what his interpretation of the situation is.
@@ImpetuouslyInsane Sadly, I don't think Brad has it anymore. His house was broken into some years ago and they stole a large chunk of his movies. Even his exploitation film. It's likely Super Hornio Bros was one of them too
Super Hornio Brothers, one of the most wholesome videos of Tales from the Internet. Says a lot about this channel! But seriously, can't wait to hear this story. I remember you mentioning this on a stream earlier this year!
I'll always find it amazing how the people with power to preserve super rare media and share it (game carts, VHS. magazine scans, original concept art) are those with the absolutely shittiest equipment to share it (nearly not-working internet, terrible cameras, no scanners, don't know how to use email, don't know how to upload to the cloud)
I remember that Beavis and Butthead parody mentioned, our local video rental place had it. I also remember "The Flintbones" and "Married with a d--k". Buck Adams was our hero in the 90's, his Babewatch series totally blew our hormone-gushing adolescent minds. Recently found out the dude passed away years ago. May he rest in smut.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid Hahaha all it’s really good for is research, not even “research”. Bunch of terrible acting with the occasional booby thrown in. Absolutely in no way would it stack up to Hornio Bros, for a fair trade lol.
This reminds me of a tape I found. A couple years ago I was working at a storage unit complex and part of my job was clearing out units that weren’t payed for for a certain amount of time and disposing of or keeping what was in them. There was a particular unit that I found a ton of amazing stuff in, but one thing seriously stuck out, and that was a vhs tape with a label reading “2069: A Sex Odyssy” . I have yet to watch it, but it was quite the find that’s for sure. It was absolutely hilarious at the time. I’ve never looked into it but I do wonder if anybody will know what I’m talking about.
16:38 The legality of something being a parody is determined by a court case. If you don't have money to appear in court to make that claim, it doesn't matter what anyone says. If a company like Nintendo is going to toss their weight around to keep a case from going to court, it doesn't matter if parody is legally acceptable, because it would need to go to trial to prove that it is.
The coffee thing. It made me remember Archer's Krieger version of the _I like my coffee_ meme: "I like my coffee how I like my women - black, bitter, and preferably fair trade."
I knew this was real because Cinama Snob reviewed years ago. The fact Nintendo bought the rights doesn't surprise me. They freaked out over the Metroid 2 remake and the Pokemon fangame where they went nuclear.
Every time I see people mention how hard these movies are/were to view I always scratch my head and say "Didn't the *Cinema Snob* review both of these?" Though I don't recall when he did so since his original uploads probably got nuked.
Nah the revelation related to Kevin Smith was when Joe Rogan got him hooked on weed and his movie making skills went to shit and then his daughter got him on a soy diet so now he cries all the fucking time.
Several people have notified me of the existence of this video. I cut ties with the Hornio Brothers more than five years ago due to a fundamental ideological disagreement. They are no longer part of my life.
Edit: Clarifications:
The tape had "Super Hornio Bros" silkscreened on it, and I wasn't familiar with the pre-existing saga so I didn't understand the significance of "Scenes from Part I."
The "documentary" was going to be a very strange ~5 minute film "documenting" the ritual I used to digitize the VHS tape, set to the Alchemist's theme from Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain. I still have the footage around here somewhere but (IIRC) I never finished it before I had to send the tape back, as I was extremely busy applying for art schools and having ADHD. I had been using the equipment to digitize Betacam tapes I'd found and ended up making a piece that got me a scholarship.
Holy shit it's the actual guy
Nice to see you, Mr Thumbs. Cheers for the insight
Ideological disagreement? Are you walking the straight and narrow now?
You'll fit right in here
@@HereForTheComments We could not settle on the issue of individualist anarchism versus social anarchism, and disagreed on the primacy of the individual or the community. Last I heard the brothers had become Trotskyites
Based solely on the title, this must surely be a tale of how The Mario Brothers gained horns while battling Bowser, right?
They wear blue shells.
@@gamegenie4617 but the blue shells they wear in New Super Mario Bros don’t have spikes. You’re thinking of the ones from Mario Kart.
That’s just metal gear solid 5 but with Mario
@@ChimboFunk no, you’re thinking of Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle.
@@ChimboFunk
M-M-Mario, why are we still here? Just-a to suffer? Ev-a-ry night-a, I can-a-feel my arm-a, and-a my leg.
"Like jazz music, the parody porno is one of the greatest truly American art forms"- internet Confucius, 2021
How do you have 1k likes but no comments
@@Ohandori y e s
Internet Confucius is hilarious
I rest my case ....! 🤣
I remember after Saving Private Ryan came out, SNL had a skit on “Saving Ryan’s Privates.” 🤣
Doesn't surprise me that Nintendo bought a porno, they've been backdoor-boning ROM sites for decades now...
Nice one
Those ROM sites should just ask for donations, they fuck themselves with the Nintendo ROMs and advertising, love the Cyberpunk videos though. If I make some amazing games and people started just posting them online, I'd fuck them in the ass as well. No matter how old, but I'd be cooler about releasing old shit.
You act like this is a bad thing.
Very Nintendo of them to hold on to something they have no intention of ever doing anything with just so other people can't have it.
@@SsnakeBite that would be Konami
A lot of people don’t know this, but Super Hornio Brothers 2 was actually a palette swap of the classic Japanese film Diki Diki Panic.
Wait what?
@@isauldron4337 do you want me to explain the joke to you?
@@cavejohnson5455 I guess he didn’t want you to explain the joke to him :(
@@pogginglad7665 I want him to.
@@Kinda_Fruity_NGL would you like me to?
That's actually pretty baller on Nintendo's part. They couldn't block it because it was a parody, so they bought it so they can block it on copyright grounds.
its amusing but clever
Literally 1984
Would this copyright technology make it. . . .. Canon?
@@josedejesuszarzoza4809Yes.
@@josedejesuszarzoza4809oh my GOD 😂
This gives a whole new meaning to "Do the Mario"
Thrust your hips from side side
If you don't watch super hornio bros, you will turn into a pp.
@@gamegenie4617 ? Watching Super Hornio Bros really activates my P Switch.
Is it wrong that I'm Playing Super Mario Sunshine on my switch while I'm watching this
@@umi_grumz You can multitask pretty well it seems... You're pretty handy right ?
Can I get a helping hand ? I need you to activate the P switch while I play with Lemmy's balls.
Pooper sounds like he was trying to do the Super Show "Toad" voice. At least from the clip you showed.
Yeah that occurred to me when I was rewatching it just now.
Jesus Christ lmfao
Since Nintendo owns the rights to this that means this is technically AN OFFICIAL SUPER MARIO PORNO LICENCED BY NINTENDO
I could imagine a rerelease with the Nintendo seal of approval on the box
@@monado5937 yeah but it'll be full price and the "fans" with throw a fit that they're not paying a standard blu-ray price for something "old"
Official Porn from Nintendo
Wouldn’t be any stranger than the Nintendo funded porn site
I wouldnt be surprised if it's not the only one Nintendo owns. They're REALLY not into having this kinda stuff out there for people, like they try super hard to not have anything over a *"T"* rating
" thats it? Thats the lost episode??
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES"
Yay, a SpongeBob reference!
As a graduate student I have to admit I've done the corrupted file submission thing more than once to get a little extra time but I have found that sometimes all you have to to is ask. Some professors are incredibly understanding even if they put in their syllabus that late admissions are not accepted.
And some are Devil incarnate. But that’s a good idea wtf…you less-strictly-ethical people have such good ideas
Dance, monkey, dance. Dance well enough and maybe you'll be lucky enough that someone will pay you to be a dancing monkey for them until you get so old you can no longer dance.
Remember: A pool full of semen and Bowser wanting to impregnate every woman in the world are canon
Why does that sound familiar
Bowser cooked the primordial soup
And bowser looking like he's a rap god and having a voice like gargamel from smurfs on helium and every anfetamene.
@Chinchillin 'n Bi (Jill) ♀️ if they buy the rights to that article like they bought the rights to the porno then i’d fight tooth and nail for that to be considered at least crack canon
That's not how that works
Imagine Nintendo's seal of approval for this film on a giant porno box.
Imagine AVGN doing an episode on it.
@@darklighter66 cinemasnob did years back 🙃
I watched it with my boyfriend like 12 years ago and he just said "I think that's my favorite memory of us"
Are you a lady?
@@galvanizedgnome why does it matter?
Relationship goals
@@galvanizedgnome Yep. Since we're sharing, what's your gender? The outcome of your answer could shake my world. Be gentle.
@@galvanizedgnome hes obviously a pots and pans sexual or w.e. they say in 2021
Whang knowing that the singular form of “alumni” is “alumnus” makes me happy and I don’t know why
Every TH-camr keeps saying phenomena instead of phenomenon these days and it drives me cuckoo
@@akpokemon I thought phenomenon was just as if not more common than phenomena
Honestly hoping for a ‘23 remake The Super Hornio Bros Porno with Dreamybull as Blue “Ambatakum” Toad
“Let my brotha’ Luigi tell ya a whole heapin’ pile of info-ma-tionay!”
“Hello Mario”
"Hello, I am Luigi, and I'm here to talk to you about puberty and its many effects."
"Luigi, what's that?"
"Yeah, what is that?"
"This is the male penis and testicles"
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be informazzione
@@vargasmartin7143 informazione, since that's the actual italian word, with one Z.
The fact that Nintendo owns the rights to this proves the existence of God.
checkmate, athiests
It’s canon to the Mario brothers lore
Theres no god bud, get over yourself and all the fairy tales you've herd.
@@elianasteele553 you religious folk are just the flat earthers of old
@@richiedagger733 wow someones mad
The promo picture of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario is for the lost forgotten mid-sequel, Super Hornio brothers, the lost boners. It never saw release because people found it confusing.
Yeah instead they released a dubbed version of doki doki panty sniffer
it was too HARD
Hopefully it’ll get an official release in the Super Hornio Bros Porn-Stars collection.
You could have TOTALLY said "People found it TOO HARD" and gotten away with it.
@@bernebelmont1857 Dammit, you beat me to it....Heh heh, BEAT.
I don’t know why but Whang just explaining the plot of a Mario porno while Bomb-Omb battlefield plays in the background is the funniest thing to me.
It's actually kind of brilliant on Nintendo's part if you think about it, they could have attempted a lengthy and expensive court battle, and possibly lost since it would have been protected as parody, but instead they realized this was just a one-off and would be less expensive if they just bought the rights to it and didn't release it.
This is such a surreal topic it's almost hard to believe it's real and owned by Nintendo now.
Bits from 8 to 64
@@ImmortalDuke more like bits from 8 to 69
@@KetsubanSolo ayooo
@@KetsubanSolo heh...Nice
Right? It feels like an odd fever dream.
Remember kids,
If the company buys/claims it, it's canon.
Yup. Just like how Warner Bros. claimed Meatcanyon's Wabbit Season video. :D
@@willowfive8330 ehh, what’s up doc
Came here to comment the same thing, there were several others that came close to yours but you literally said what I wanted to say 😂
@Isaac Baranoff Upon closer inspection, ROTM's profile pic is that of a god.
@Isaac Baranoff i think it's danny devito? was the first thing that came up when i searched "danny devito png transparent" and he's Photoshopped onto a stork
In the commentary for Orgazmo, Trey Parker kept talking about how Ron is a narcoleptic and would fall asleep in the middle of shoots. I hope there’s a lost behind the scenes picture of Ron passed out in the Mario outfit
Isn't he also in prison for rape?
@Isaac Baranoff
Not yet
I know there are pictures of him passed out at a PWG show.
Squeegee Hornio himself, surrounded by hundreds of screaming yelling wrestling fans, and he is out like a light.
He is a heroin user too that's a big reason why he falls asleep
@Isaac Baranoff he's gonna be convicted. 100% check out the latest pics of him
I OWNED THIS AT ONE POINT. I was 14 and stole it from my neighbor. Sold it at school once I was done with it and I have not seen it since. This is amazing and I wish I would have never gotten rid of it
You stole super hornio brothers? How dare you
1. why did your neighbor have a copy of this
2. how did you manage to steal it
3. did you know what art you were getting your hands on
4. i can already guess but what do you mean by "when i was done with it"
5. how and why did you sell it at school
@@calebd3947 you are trying to interview a psychopath
@@calebd3947 I was 14 and my neighbor was 13 it was his parents movie lol he gave it to me so technically he stole it from his dad, I had zero idea the art I had my hands on but the kid I sold it to at school would make fun of the bowser sound the dude made it was pretty funny, and I was a terribly behaved kid at school i did just about anything/ everything except shoot the place up
You didn’t own it if you stole it
I love how they have the same tagline as the 1993 Real Super marios bros movie “this aint no game
"The Super Mario Bros movie that came out in 1993 might as well have just been a porn movie without the sex" is the most apt description of the Super Mario Bros movie I've ever heard.
“do you play video games?”
“I’m a teacher. Asians are kicking our asses.”
Out of this entire video about a Super Mario porn parody, that was the most confusing line.
Asians made the Super Mario games, among much more. Silly Ron. Now I know why he resigned from teaching and switched to porn.
Oblivion dialogue
an especially stupid quote considering ZUN exists (an asian guy who made the famous Touhou games by himself maybe even while being drunk)
@@Pinnaporaptor Worse.
0:05 could've sworn he said "autistic touch"
😂😊
Yeah he possibly mentioned to say artistic, but he must of said autistic on accident.
Auteurs and autism are not always mutually exclusive, without doubt.
Captains Lou Albano’s niece was my science teacher in middle school. Miss Albano was a good teacher
That's really cool I love the super mario super show
"Asians are kicking our ass. They're not playing video games."
Shit. Was I supposed to not play them?
Yes, and by doing do you have created a nexus event.
You were only supposed to be playing really boring educational video games. Smh, what have you done.
Nope. Sorry, your Asian card is now revoked.
I dont feel so goo-
Well fuck, i guess im not asian anymore
I remember in 10th grade geometry we had to chose photos of 3 famous people we found physically attractive and measure their facial proportions against the Fibonnaci sequence/golden ratio/phi to see if they matched up. For one of them, I chose Ron Jeremy. His facial structure did not match up. My paper ended questioning "What other measurement could make him so famous?" I lucked out and got away with it, receiving a 105%, by having a Geometry teacher with a sense of humor (and being a student with a 4.0 GPA kept me out of a lot of punishments for my shenanigans.)
lol Ron Jeremy goes full boomer in that vice interview. Ranting about the kids and their video games.
He sounds super out of touch, I forgot it was a recent Vice article and thought for a hot second that it was one done during the 90s or something.
@@Blakbox92 He's elderly and, er, a bit the worse for wear. That industry almost requires a certain amount of hard-partying.
In a roundabout way he is right though. Asian students do generally score higher than American students but they have costs for that. Lots of stress and if you don't get into a good enough school, you're considered a lost cause and worthless.
The bigger debate I think is is that mentality worth it overall? Sure they get better marks but at what cost? Japanese work culture and Chinese social cultures are brutal.
Thats true, actually. I read about it in my psychology textbook, and the authoritative styles of parenting in the East do have long term affects on the children. It's just better to have a balance of the 2.
I never knew Ron was a teacher, his classes must be super awkward
Nothing warms my heart quite like the internet coming together in pursuit of weird porn. Truly the great uniter.
OKAY BUT THE SHAZAAM MANDELA EFFECT IS ACTUALLY INSANE AND HERE’S WHY:
so my dad worked in the movie business for 40 years and in my childhood home we had movie posters hung up from all the movies my dad worked on. one of these movie posters was for “shazaam” since my dad worked on it. growing up i always called it the “shazaam” poster and thought that sinbad was the genie in the poster. this poster was up for years in my childhood home until i graduated high school and my dad moved into a smaller house. 3 years ago from this last june, my dad passed away and i have all of his belongings- including all of his movie posters. about a year or so ago my fiancé and i started talking about “shazaam” and we got into an argument about who starred in it. he said shaq, i said sinbad. i was so certain it was sinbad on that movie poster considering i saw it thousands of times. sure enough though, we looked it up and it’s the movie poster with shaq, and it’s not called “shazaam” like we both remembered- it’s “kazaam”. i even pulled out the movie poster from where i had it stored and there’s frickin shaq starring in “kazaam”. i had no idea this was a “mandela effect” until hearing so from this video. i can understand mis-remembering the movie as “shazaam”, but why sinbad?! my dad also worked on a cartoon movie with sinbad, but i remember them separately and don’t feel that had any influence on my memory let alone everyone else’s. my mind is blown and i want answers, dammit!
I hope you found out by now that the Shazaam movie with Sinbad is also a real thing lol
"Heres why: long winded meaningless story" Women just like to talk with no purpose, I hope youre atleast hot.
Funny you're mentioning this now. The other day, "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?" popped into my head for the first time in a decade.
"Oooooh Rosie, just cause your name is Rosie Rabbit doesn't mean you gotta watch cARtoOOOOns!"
If they ever do an "Into the Plumberverse" they definitely have to have Hornio show up
What would his power be?
@@Noahthelasercop mega boner
@@Noahthelasercop c*m
@@Noahthelasercop Empathic Stimulus Powers.
that definitely won't happen because ron jeremy is a convicted child rapist
Holy shit, I had no idea Ron Jeremy has a masters degree and was a special education teacher.
That's fucking amazing.
He's also got a brown belt in kung fu. Check out his autobiography.
* depressing.
It's surprising how many people are more than just actors.
Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean) got a degree in electrical engineering and is an avid race driver of oldtimers.
Dolph Lundgren has a degree in chemical engineering and is an actual martial artist with a black belt in Karate.
Bud Spencer had law degree and was professional swimmer.
That's actually not amazing seeing as he's going to prison for sexually assaulting minors
@@drunkenmmamaster419 are you fucking kidding me
Met Ron Jeremy at a small club on the Sunset Strip in fall 2005. He was with the late Jani Lane of Warrant. What was weird was that:
A. Jani Lane and I were wearing the same belt.
B. I had thought about Ron Jeremy earlier in the day when I had been descending into Los Angeles. For some reason, he crossed my mind, and about 15 hours later, there he is, right in front of me. So bizarre.
That whole trip was surreal. Earlier before the club, the girl I was with and I had been on Alice Cooper's guest list for a taping of Craig Ferguson at CBS studios that Alice was appearing on.
turns out ron jeremy, who acted in the hornio brothers has been facing like, 20-34 sexual assault charges
Bro what😭im just now finding out all out and I can’t stop doing research cause it’s too crazy
@@Alex-px8dp im ngel i dont remember saying this comment but yeah
If it’s owned by Nintendo, does that technically make it apart of Mario canon 🤔
Koopalings had to have come from somewhere
yes
Not necessarily,
No
No. ._.
Also holy shit Never noticed the resemblance Ron Jeremy has it’s actually freaky. Now I can’t unsee it
@Cornpop No, that was Captain Lou Albano.
When peach invited Mario for cake at the beginning of 64
This is what she meant
Super Mario 69
yes it does.
Super Hornio Bros. is the sequel of SM64
The bit at 9:47 tripped me out. I had a VHS of random CGI short animations from the early 90's called The Mind's Eye that used that same exact footage.
"One of the most bizarre, squeaky villain voices this side of Alfred Ashford" is such a great line. It's been months and I still think about his.
"a realplayer file" is where i strongly guffawed.
I felt super old because I remember downloading RMVB files back in the mid/late 00s, always hated them, garbage format.
Nearly did a spit take seriously
There was a Pokemon porn parady called "Strokemon". I wonder if Nintendo is keeping that under wraps also.
Looks like Whang has already another internet misterys on his hands...
About why it is so creepy...
please please please buy it nintendo i need to know ash f**k1ng a nightmarish pokemon hybrid to be canon.
Nee, that is not lost, neither a mystery, dross made a video about it and put some fragments of the movie in his video, I still think that the actress who played pikachu had to question all her decisions in life to that point.
No, upsettingly I think it was taken down as part of the giant Pornhub deletion. It was by a studio known as "Wood Rocket" who did a bunch of pop-culture based pornos such as "The legend of Zildo" "Bob's Boner's" "Spongeknob Squarenuts"
That one and everything else Wood Rocket made deserves to be lost imo, those were more suitable as "anti-porn" thanks to the nightmare fuel
as someone who used to work at a shitty video store - i can tell you parody porn had some of the funniest names - Juranal Park always managed to make me lose my shit every time i saw it in the return bins
1:49 I love that mug.
Keep on doing the lord’s work, Justin! Your channel has been one of the few that have helped me get through working from home since last year (as of this writing, we were supposed to go back to the office on Aug 9th, but that’s been retracted due to the Delta variant popping up) as well as going through back surgery that saw me get a disc removed, two vertebrae fused, and three rods implanted (thanks to a lifetime of skateboarding that I’ll be resuming in a few months). Anyway, great stuff as always. Love your vibe and the internet eras you cover. Cheers, pal!
"the hills have thighs" was a favorite of mine
my favourite part of these parodies are always the names how do people even come up with them
Sex Trek: The Final Penetration. Face Jam. Lawrence of her Labia were always my favorite names.
Edward Penishands always made me laugh.
@@allthetea001 that made me giggle. excellent. thank you
since Nintendo owns the rights to this, its canon that Mario and Luigi fuck
You know Luigi gets pegged while Mario watches
so techinally they live in alabama
"... Sucking them into what looks like a math textbook cover" LMAO
I think I had that math textbook.
People in 2023:"I think I downloaded the wrong super mario bros movie... "
“If you’re naked, you can’t wear overalls”
-Whang!
Happy to see Lord of the G Strings getting a call out, truly one of the greatest soft core films of all time. Still recall that magical free Cinemax weekend where they played it like 4 times and I was absolutely drained by the 3rd time.
I never knew this was lost. I remember Cinema Snob doing a review on the movie years ago
@Isaac Baranoff woah
its canon
perfect. just give it another decade and we'll see some games
One hour ago Ron Jeremy got indicted on over thirty counts of rape.
Wow
noooo hornio why'd you do it
King Popper was meant to be the bad guy damn it
Holy shit, you're right. Dudes got dementia now and can't even be tried. If tried, he'd face up to 300 years that's absolutely fucking crazy
Ron just liked it rough
My man
Fun fact: My dad met Ron Jeremy a few times over the years and Ron recognized him Everytime. My father worked at the hotel where ron used to go to the AVN convention before ron went to prison.
I tried to get this for my brother in the 00s as a gag gift for his b-day and it came in an official looking VHS former rental box, but it was just a trailer for the movie repeatedly looped like a promo for a pr0n shop or something.
What a twist ending. That's like how Warner Bros. claimed copyright on MeatCanyon's Rabbit Season and Space Jam Season.
wait what??
no fucking way
Woah, they claimed space jam season too?
@@Zalachai Yep. It's canon that LeBron wants Bugs to grab him like a bowling ball.
another meatcanyon fan! nice!
Their cannon now
I remember the "Nintendo bought the rights to stop distribution" explanation being given years and years ago and I'm pretty sure I'm not Mandela Effect-ing that.
Yeah as soon as I saw the title of the video I was like wait didn't Nintendo sue for the rights to that or something.
I'd heard that ages ago.
I still have 2 original VHS tapes in the original big boxes. I bought them off e-bay in 2010 or so for 20 dollars each. Part 2 came in a Part 1 box, there is just a sticker on it that says part 2.
I love the original Mario cartoon that gave him this idea. When I was younger, I always had season 1 on loop on DVD
King Pooper sounds like the actor was really channeling Joe Pesci circa Home Alone.
came here to mention that, I got strong Pesci vibes from that performance.
Thought it was Gilbert Gottfried
God I remember the days when the guys on something awful were hunting high and low for this.
Man. All the wasted hours scrolling SA. Those were the days
same
My life has been a complete and total misery ever since Bigfoot stole my precious girlfriend in the middle of the night.😒He even took all her clothes and the T.V.
You have my thoughts and prayers.
@@Gatorade69 😞😞😞
Wait...
I saw this in theaters in 1994 in Newark,NJ. It's really good. The seats were sticky and there was a Super Pac Man arcade game in the lobby. I didn't want to touch the controls.
Oh. Muh. Gerd. The fact that Nintendo owns a parody porno of one of their biggest series might just go on the very top of the Very Best Things Ever List. Imagine some random employee messin' around in the Nintendo vaults trying to find Mario Teaches Typing's source code or whatever for it's HD Re-release and stumbling upon Super Hornio Brothers, watching it to satisfy the sheer incredulous curiosity to see if what he found was actually what it sounded like and then either the 5-year-old-esque joy that something so strange exists or the utter regret of watching Ron Jeremy making Italian Sausage and Clams (or a better euphemism than I can think of)...
Brings a tear to my eye.
I love it when Steve Aoki tells me about porn history
😂
If anyone is interested, The Cinema Snob did a fun review of both parts on TH-cam. The original uploads don't exist, but there are re-upload. The movie was really something else. Better then Buck Adam's Bevis and Butthead parody tho.
As soon as I saw this pop up, I'm actually rather surprised Justin didn't know Brad Jones actually had a copy of this. He doesn't mention it at all, so I'm under the assumption he didn't know. He should probably contact Brad and see exactly what his interpretation of the situation is.
@@ImpetuouslyInsane Sadly, I don't think Brad has it anymore. His house was broken into some years ago and they stole a large chunk of his movies. Even his exploitation film. It's likely Super Hornio Bros was one of them too
@@WolfieGirlSheena I thought the hornio review was after the moving and break in. Or did he have a second break in way later?
@Isaac Baranoff aren't you the guy who claimed to be black and accused Brad of racism a few years back?
@Isaac Baranoff I'm a member of Ghostbusters Chicago division in a friend of Brad's. You're full of shit.
Super Hornio Brothers, one of the most wholesome videos of Tales from the Internet. Says a lot about this channel!
But seriously, can't wait to hear this story. I remember you mentioning this on a stream earlier this year!
I'll always find it amazing how the people with power to preserve super rare media and share it (game carts, VHS. magazine scans, original concept art) are those with the absolutely shittiest equipment to share it (nearly not-working internet, terrible cameras, no scanners, don't know how to use email, don't know how to upload to the cloud)
Awesome video as always Whang
I remember that Beavis and Butthead parody mentioned, our local video rental place had it. I also remember "The Flintbones" and "Married with a d--k".
Buck Adams was our hero in the 90's, his Babewatch series totally blew our hormone-gushing adolescent minds. Recently found out the dude passed away years ago. May he rest in smut.
the background music is a 16-bit version on "this love" by pantera
justin has surpassed the concept of humor to something far greater
It's the version from Doom!
yes, because the Doom soundtrack is fucking hilarious
I have a copy of the bare wench project on DVD lol…
Gotta find that thing. The box art is funny as shit.
I looked this up.....for research.
You're not kidding.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
Hahaha all it’s really good for is research, not even “research”. Bunch of terrible acting with the occasional booby thrown in. Absolutely in no way would it stack up to Hornio Bros, for a fair trade lol.
@@conservat1vepatr1ot Jesus, after searching this up, there are 5?! Must've sold well.
@@ajkcool
That, I did not know. That’s awesome lol
I had this in highschool. I found it at a best buy. For real.
Using a virus to stop a villain in a porno is kinda clever..."Suprise! It'sa me, Chlamydia!"
0:33
The way it almost perfectly matches with the text on screen
super hornio brothers?
Sounds like a NSFW mario fangame from newgrounds
This reminds me of a tape I found. A couple years ago I was working at a storage unit complex and part of my job was clearing out units that weren’t payed for for a certain amount of time and disposing of or keeping what was in them. There was a particular unit that I found a ton of amazing stuff in, but one thing seriously stuck out, and that was a vhs tape with a label reading “2069: A Sex Odyssy” .
I have yet to watch it, but it was quite the find that’s for sure. It was absolutely hilarious at the time. I’ve never looked into it but I do wonder if anybody will know what I’m talking about.
We need an HD remake now!!! Super Hornio Brothers Odyssey staring Johnny Sins
Yet another great deep dive. Thanks Mr Mythos!
I remember seeing this on a video rental store in Brazil around 1997
I'm scared to think what Super Hornio 64 would look like
Super Hornio odyssey
Well, I don't think you would be ready for Super Hornio 69 then.
Me and my sister are watching everybody loves raymond" and hearing whang say "everybody does raymond" I can never watch the show normally again
I feel that its a reference to a gang bang in which a ray Romano look alike gets piped down by 7 black dudes. But idk. Never seen it....
@@PRS-qh5jf oh gosh I was thinking more like 1 guy 3 girls but I've never seen it....
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Drake and Josh.
Might be a little too apt for Drake-
Well.........Drake has a sexual assault on minor case going on........
16:38 The legality of something being a parody is determined by a court case. If you don't have money to appear in court to make that claim, it doesn't matter what anyone says. If a company like Nintendo is going to toss their weight around to keep a case from going to court, it doesn't matter if parody is legally acceptable, because it would need to go to trial to prove that it is.
The coffee thing. It made me remember Archer's Krieger version of the _I like my coffee_ meme: "I like my coffee how I like my women - black, bitter, and preferably fair trade."
Super mario porn being a legendary piece of film/ internet history will forever be extremely funny
"Everyone is super hyped to see it, and they get to watch it, and" Carmax ad
Yeah when the ad popped up there I was like, "OH you bastard"
I can't wait for your dive into the history of Las Tortugas Pinjas.
I knew this was real because Cinama Snob reviewed years ago. The fact Nintendo bought the rights doesn't surprise me. They freaked out over the Metroid 2 remake and the Pokemon fangame where they went nuclear.
Every time I see people mention how hard these movies are/were to view I always scratch my head and say "Didn't the *Cinema Snob* review both of these?" Though I don't recall when he did so since his original uploads probably got nuked.
here before issac baranoff
"Kevin Smith nearly bankrupted himself "
And here we are with MOTU: Revelation.
Hopefully with that travesty of a He-Man reboot he WILL go bankrupt.
@@koryandrews1665 amen
Nah the revelation related to Kevin Smith was when Joe Rogan got him hooked on weed and his movie making skills went to shit and then his daughter got him on a soy diet so now he cries all the fucking time.
He lost what he had of talent when he lost the weight
I have yet to see it, and as a Masters of the Universe fan, I’m really split on whether or not I should.
Buck Adams also brought us Beaver and Buttface. And that may be one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
Fr it still haunts my dreams omg
Metropolis, doctor who episodes, no pieces of lost media is as great as this masterpiece
10:03 ahhh, you haven’t betten me yet
Before I watch this video, I really hope Whang talks about how this is technically canon in Mario lore.