THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER! | EP 405
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER
22:03, INTRO
23:33, FUHAD'S THREAD
26:20, JAMES' THREAD
31:49, WHOOP CHALLENGE WRAP UP
36:33, TRASH NEWS
41:05, ABBOT ELEMENTARY
43:00, REM'S STREAMING UPDATE
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James' white heritage jumped out with the lotion/shower conversation 😭😭
That’s what I said
For sureeeee
Absolutely 😂
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
Lawd did it!! 🤣
The audacity for James to say putting lotion on while butt naked is sus but just told a story last week of him watching two guys beat there meat 😭😂😂
James should be THE LAST 🥷🏿 talking bout sus 🤣🤣🤣
YO!! 👀👀 I forgot about that
😂😂😂 I'm dead
Exactly 😂💯😂💯💯😂
ACTUALLY!!! He can’t draw the line at lotion 😂
" I cream everywhere" being said so freely with ZERO pause has me deceased 😂
I was thinking this! Lol. I’m like, maybe because it’s different from how us Americans use it. 😂😂😂
Bro I scrolled the comments to find this 😂😂😂
Nooooo. 😂😂😂😂 I only JUST got this
I kept screaming PAUSE!!!! 🤣
I was gasped! I was like how is no one saying pause rn?!😂😂 13:06
That shit was back to back pause worthy lmaoo
Rem has never been more Jamaican. We moisturize everywhere! 🤣🇯🇲
I don’t know any black person that doesn’t lotion their whole body. I promise you if his Mom was black she would have taught him that skill. 😂😂😂😂
Moisturise*
It can be moisturize, UK vs American English 🙂
Bro mists, fans, and then dabs multiple oils and supplements on his face but can’t put some lotion on his asschecks?! Absolute madness
RIGHT
FACTSS
Lol 😂😂😂 the misting is suspect
Facts... I was thinking the same thing. He does all that to his face but can't apply lotion to his back
😂😂
This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀.
Out here kindling a gas flames
Lmaooooooooo ffs man
@@luntu.stofilethey said out here kindling a gas flame lmfaoooo 🤣🤣 that got me weak
Man can start a fire
Who needs a flame breathing technique if James can just walk around.
“If someone finds ash on my gooch im going to the hospital” is taking me down! 😭😭💀 dramatic daddy lmaoo
Im here to chirps a ting 🧍🏾♂️
If James fu
I’m screaming
LMAOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not Fuhad confirming that his ‘tool’ is longer than others lol
My friend? I was doing the math.
Facts!!!!!
Haha! I said the same damn thing! 😂
YUP👀 I was like ummmm Fuhad brudhaaaaa….you rocking a third leg Sir if you have to rest it on the lid🫢
This is what I was thinking too 😂😂😂
Not creaming your whole body is non-black behaviour to be fair 😂 10:00
Not all none black i am white i do every time had a bath or shower, but maybe due to all my partners have been black
I didn't until I met my Asian fiancee, she ain't having me age like milk apparently haha
Creaming can't be the term y'all use for lotioning 😂😂😂
@azmohammed83 Haha nah I've never even thought of it like that. I'm swapping it to moisturising now
@@azmohammed83Africans and Carribeans say it all the time lotioning sounds mad proper
The fact that no one was saying pause when they kept saying "I cream everywhere " is craaazy
I was waiting for this comment!!!!
As an American hearing " I cream everywhere " and " i cream my gooch" had me ctfuuuuu😂😂
Me too!!!
Facts!!
After all the sus things James has said and done to Fuhad, he draws the line at putting lotion on his own a**?!
😂😂😂 riiiiiiiiiight
😂😂😂😂😂
My face was the same as Fuhad’s when James was talking about not applying lotion everywhere😂😂😂
Nah ain't no way as a guy you are spreading lotion on your buttcheeks and everywhere like what? For who? Lmao lotion on arms and legs and face. Man said back and booty cheeks like wtf 😂😂
@@walternolasco9052bro that’s a ridiculous statement😂 you put lotion on as a black personal cuz your skin will be dry and ashy. So not putting it on your back and back of your legs is insane to me😂
@victoroladapo7544 well I did say legs so that's all of the legs lol. And I was just thinking I wonder what the discrepancy between answers would be in black vs non black men lol
@@walternolasco9052 when James was giving an example of his lotion routine, he skipped his thighs and went straight to his knees😂😭💀
@@briannaking1708 lmfao I didn't even notice he did that
When we learn that Fuhad swings so low that his junk will touch the water so he has to let it rest on the seat. We also learn that James and Rem have never had that problem at all, so they can't comprehend truly big D energy!!😅😅😅
This!
Especially bc the water in the uk toilets is very low (at least that’s what I heard from ppl who visited the USA)🤷🏾♀️
😂😂😂 nice recap
No Cassandra, they weren't talking about touching the water. They were talking about touching the side of the toilet lid.
@@lalexander7338 They were talking about when they were sitting down on the toilet. They're not touching the lid behind them. They also mention how far back They're sitting on the seat.
Fuhad is letting y’all know he got the hammer !! 😂 he got hang time ! 20:13
My exact thought! Whole hammer iykyk
@@lisav.thompsondds746 once he said he was sitting back far enough I’m like oh yeah he got it 😂
Fuhad walking around with a HORSE and tryna be humble 🤣🤣🤣
Okaaaaay!!! 😂 my eyes got wide af like so we gonna gloss over that huh?!
🫠🤭
That part!
@@SignatureEmbroidery 🤣🤣🤣
Riiiiiiiight?! I said 👀👀ok Fuhad! He def gives BDE
There's no way James sits there and says the most out of pocket stuff week after week but draws the line at moisturising your bum...HAII I REFUSE😭🤣🤣🤣
The "haii" took me out😂🫵🇿🇦
19:21 finding out that Fuhad would rather rest his tool is crazzyyyyy 😂
"My gooch has never been dry." is a crazy line.
Fuhad went a little slack-jawed at that moment.
Fuhad may not be judging but I am 🙌🏾
Heavy!!! Lol!
Nah, Fuhad is judging. His Nigerian dna guarantees it.
Faaacts😂😭
I absolutely am
I need proof
Cream conversation was actually unhinged 😂
“I cream every where” is a wild sentence
“Creaming your gooch” is wild afffff
Absolutely pause worthy.. I was wondering if they're hearing themselves 😂😂
@@alexdeleon4997 they couldn’t have 🤣🤣🤣 boy said i Cream all over my head snapped back 😂😂
You Americans in the comments 🤦🏾♂️😂😂 the term *"creaming"* yourself ain't sus lets stop it guys it's only sus to Americans if you are African or Carribean it sounds completely normal and your parents said that to you everytime as a kid its only Americans making it weird plus "moisturising" is too proper to use all the time for us 😂😂😂
The way Fuhad said "why is her hair your concern?!" 😂 That's exactly how my mind works
That part had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is talking FACTSSsss
James WHOLE face routine was sus YET moisturizing was sus 😂
James and Fuhad tie for first place in the daddy olympics but James not moisturising everywhere just made Fuhad the consistent daddy. 🏆🥇
Fuhad resting his tool on the seat has to deduct some points that’s gross
Facts 😂😂
@mysliktm it's too long to fit inside without touching the water. Did you not do the math? 😂😂😂
@@Lucian_Media😂😂😂
James had never been at Fuhad level in my eyes
This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀😭
😂😂dkm
Stop 😂😂😂
When Fuhad said “that’s neeeews to me” he’s trying so hard not to judge 😂😂😂
That was the white in James talking when he said ayooo to lotioning up everywhere 🤣🤣
11:40 James calling Fuhad and Rem sus and then doing this is crazy 😭😭
Acting bare zesty ngl😂😂😂
Nah Fuhad is an absolute menace with his toilet situation 🤣
All I can focus on is Fuhad’s smirk and the fact that he’s basically letting us know he got that THANG on him . He HAS to rest it or it’ll touch the water . My gawd 😩
Keisha, giiiirrrllll!!!
@@andimproudi was BLUSHING . Like he’s clearly a very handsome man but the visual ? I slid off the sofa !
@keishapalmer9803 girl, I had rewind to be sure I heard him properly. I was like, sir...PARDON? Then, I started calculating measurements. 😆 And yes, he is indeed a beautiful man.
THIS is where James draws the line on what is Sus? Bro is an anomaly.
Why do men say “all my exes were crazy” even though they are the common denominator
Same reason women say "all my exes were toxic" 😂
Cause ik I ain't crazy so it gotta be everybody else
I might be the common denominator, but each one showed everyone I was right. I'm autistic. Eventually I learned to read red flags 😂😂
boy math
@@alexwilks2848 That doesn't answer the question 😂
Moisturising everywhere isn't sus James 😭
I took the trash out at 3AM and there was a guy riding his bike by. I raaaan back to the house. 😂
Abbot Elementary is one of the best shows out right now and they did their big one with S3. Hilarious!
Boom 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾
Fuhad! It's hanging when I'm in the toilet....Resting it on the seat is Mad!! 😂😂😂😂
Ain’t no way people out here not lotion everywhere. Everywhere needs cream
Fuhad is proving that Nigerian "tool" stereotype 👀👀👀. James refusing to lotion his bum but will do everything for his face is KILLING MEEEEE 😭😭
WE NEED TO BRING BACK BULLYING because James was too comfortable saying that he doesn’t lotion the back of his body. That’s disgraceful behaviour 😭
No bullying. Not even for jokes.
@@darklawyergirl7 president general among the nations
Fuhad was spot on on the "why are you checking moisturizer like that", you know too much my G ^^
James talking about something being sus is hilarious. Everything about him is sus, lmao.
19:56 Fuhad if you have that THANG on you - just say that.
All of this!!!😅
So fuhad is working with an elephant trunk apparently 😂
Wouldn’t resting the tool on the seat also indicate length, cause like… 😭 Fuhad my boy 😭❤️
Sometimes I forget that James is Mixed… lol until these debates happen.
lol not gonna lie it’s always when he talks about other biracial people like “that mixed race breh”. I be whispering to myself like “don’t ‘other’ them like that, so are you”
Team Fuhad & Rem on moisturizing everywhere 🙌🏾 they know what’s good!
"if someone finds ash on my Gooch... I'm going to the hospital 🤨" James just keeps giving each week 😂
My dad is a red skin Jamaican he just doesn’t cream he’s walking around with ashy elbows, knees and ankles 🤦🏽♀️ I’m a slight tone lighter than James as I’m mixed but have to moisturise top to bottom of my little toe lol 😂
I had this convo with my husband recently. And he says the same as James..... and I promise you now there will be NO sloppy top till its been sanitized to the gawds. I'm low / high key traumatized.😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you start saying you have lock jaw, your tongue is swollen, your lips don’t feel ok today or tired… trust me he will start to fix that ish 🤣🤣
Right at the toilet session, what immediately popped into my head at Fuhad’s question was 🎶do yo thang hang low? Do it wobble to the flo?….🎶
Fuhad really knows women, and this is why I love him 28:30
These guys make my Monday and they have me walking around saying "man dem" "pardon" and "bro" constantly 😂😂😂
Got bills to pay and yall rubbing ya azz 😂😂😂😂😂 James is hilarious
y’all forgot James isn’t black, he’s mixed. not washing your legs or moisturizing your whole body is definitely yt behavior.
We didn't forget lol. He reminds us weekly
Mans lotion routine is not where I thought this episode was heading, and the fact that it’s 90 percent serious is sending me 😂
Not Fuhad admitting his thing is longer and everyone acting like they missed it!😂 y'all heard it loud and clear!
"I know you're doing this to get away from me."
Ok, so why are you bothering me? Let me shit and scroll in peace 😂
Man's said I'm resting it on the rim... blessed be thy name
Fuhad is absolutely right about the attractiveness convo: a girl WOULD know that her man is lying through his teeth if he said someone gorgeous is a 2/10 and starts listing everything he can about her appearance... I'll give this for free for anyone who's wondering: if I know my person is insecure, I'd say "I couldn't say (whether they're attractive or not): I only have eyes for you". Whether it's the truth or not, I'm sure they'd either appreciate the compliment or giggle at the sweet joke (:
can a man get away with a "not my type but yeah sure"
@@sena167
I wouldn't ask the question if I were in my right mind to begin with... But if I lost my mind and asked, I'd say this is a safe-ish answer... It could be interpreted like you're saying your type is not "gorgeous with a banging body", so it leaves room for your girl to look at herself and ask you what you find attractive in her then and it could be dicey 😌. But to be fair, nitpicking at your every word, your inflections, the way you look or not in our eyes when you give your answer... If we feel insecure or if we want to fight, we'll find a way 😭. Soooo, good luck out there, and stay strong 😅👑
Or don’t answer at all because this is a set up
@@Whomecouldntb3
Haha ! I do agree it's a set up. I do NOT recommend mutism/ not acknowledging questions though... That's a sure way to awaken a true demon 😭
3:43 i mean to be fair a man isn't gonna try to kidnap another grown man that looks like he's gonna fight back. A woman is more likely to get kidnapped especially at night.
So James, the man who STAYS SUS, is so concerned about feeling sus by himself tgat he lets it affect his daily hygiene? If he wants the entire back of his body to look and feel like crepe paper that's his business.... but I just know it feels off 🤣🤣
"if someone finds ash on my gooch ... im going to the hospital" TOOK ME OUT. That may be the funniest thing ive ever heard him say. Even above the snake bite question... OMG im crying!!
I KEEP IT HANGING, I hold it when I'm pissing too because I can't have it touch the toilet bowl. Fuhad resting it on the toilet seat is hilarious 🤣
I wonder if James previous showering habits and current lotion habit has to do with the complexion of the person who raised him (no disrespect at all, but all my non-melanated friends bathe and lotion like James does and I so confused).
Y’all are genuinely weird for thinking putting lotion on your body is a racial thing😂black people aren’t the only ones that do it
Spoiler blocker!!
What does this even mean
@@gracethompson6926 they are blocking the comments that show at the top...hiding what is happening in the episode
@@shevaunbryant8554 ahhh ok that makes sense now! I was thinking it was some content in the episode that was a spoiler for a show or something, and I wondered how commenting this would help but now it makes sense 😂 thank you!
No all heroes wear capes!!!
Doing your part 🫡
@26:24 I came from the podcast on Spotify just to save a few lives by giving the correct answer to this:
"I mean she's no you" followed by any number between 5-7. If that's her actual friend, you are categorically forbidden from going under 5 or above 7 no matter how she looks. This way your girl can safely be an 8-10 regardless of the truth. Stay safe out there fellas.
- a married woman with friends I personally know are 7,8's and 9's by male standards
Fufu is INSANE for resting it on the seat especially if it’s a public toilet. Plus if there’s lightning there’s rain everytime he gotta shit he’s gotta tuck and untuck and that can’t run
The American in me is screaming LOTION!!! Because this cream thing is merking my mind😂
What if it’s not iron but a body cream?
You Americans in the comments 🤦🏾♂️😂😂 the term *"creaming"* yourself ain't sus lets stop it guys it's only sus to Americans if you are African or Carribean it sounds completely normal and your parents said that to you everytime as a kid its only Americans making it weird plus "moisturising" is too proper to use all the time for us 😂😂😂
This episode was an EDUCATION 😮
Am I the only one now picturing Fuhad applying lotion 🤤☺️😂
The toilet seat scenario absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
21:25 mean mug the sink is hilarious
wtf, as a white dude I lotion like Fuhad lol
Not James saying full lotion after a shower is sus, but then goes into his full American Psycho routine 🤣🤣🤣
That’s James’s white side talking about he doesn’t moisturize his whole body. My son is half white and it’s an argument to get him to put lotion on areas other than his elbows. His father doesn’t own lotion. It’s a black trait. You can’t be ashy.
James mom didn’t teach him to cream his skin
Or wash his legs, it seems
Or wash his legs. She def white!
Love your unique style, never change!
Fuhad looking like, "This is why we can't be together."
The first half of this episode is intriguing as hell 😂😂
The a*al being sus had me dying😂
Fuhad dropping tool on toilet seat is WILD! 🤣
Absolutely killed me with that confession. Absolute tiny tool vibes! 🤣🤣
Fuhad was reevaluating his friendship with James with that shower/lotion convo 😂🤣😂 That look! 🤣😂
Fuhad full on Long Dixk Energy (LDE) with the tool on the toilet seat thing. I see it and understand. go on LDE, go on!
Old Caribbean saying. “DONT CARE, DOES CARE” ✊🏾💯🇬🇧
28:29 fuhad is speaking facts... Its too much why you noticing alllllladat 🤣😭😩😂....
I'm so glad Fuhad brought up the "why are you noticing her moisturizer" and shit, because that's the FIRST thing I thought when I heard that. Mhmmmm... you're looking WAY too hard at her, liar.
I'll help you boys out, what you need to do is take your real number minus 1 to 1.5 (depending on how jealous your girl is) and after you tell her your modified number, immediately follow it with a nonchalant "But she's not even my type" and be prepared to defend why she is, indeed, not your type. See? Not that complicated. 😂
An alternate equation you can use if your girl is straight up insecure: Take your girl's number (be honest with yourself) minus THAT by 1 to 1.5 and then say that's her friend's number. Follow that with she's not my type and you'll be golden. As long as she believes you believe her friend is a little less hot than her.
The amount of convo talking about "Creaming this and that and everywhere"..... is sending me! I'm dead! LOL
I enjoyed watching James lotion himself a bit tooooo much 😂
James used to have itchy shins 😂😂😂😂 because suds running down tour legs and washing it are 2 different things 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that James had the nerve to call moisturizing your backside sus but has no problem walking us through his facial routine with such sus mannerisms is crazy to me
👀😅😭😂
Fuhad, I love you ❤️ I love the kind of man you are. You deserve to prioritize your mental health
Abbott elementary is one of the best shows I have watched in recent times
James moisturises frontal plane only 😂😂
I love that you watch Abbott Elementary!!! Such a funny show and actually kind of accurate about some of the stuff teachers deal with 😂
Biracials with the yt mum jumped into the bath and lotion convo for James😂😂😂
Been with the same man for 12 years and I have taken the bins out every single time it’s needed doing. Clearly I’m the man of the house 😅
Looooove Abbott Elementary
The Bear is back too! Got that from Fuhad recommendation too
also i was this year, years old when i found out that its better to lotion as soon as ur out of the shower still wet. bc ur pores are still open, making the absorption process much more beneficial. James mentioned before that he likes to turn the shower on for a bit before getting in, makes it so he doesn't have to moisturizes as much or all over bc the steam releases ur natural oils and does wonders. i have to moisturize 2 times daily or ill have a nightmare of a time with my dry ass skin :(
I fold a little tissue, and place my piece on the seat. Nothing worse than the tip touching the bowl for a sec. It's worse than splashback lol😅