HOW TO BUY LOBSTER
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2023
- Lobsters are so expensive these days even in Australia where they are caught. Hope this video helps you all out a little.
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Damn that lobster must have thought he was gonna be a pet with all that care put into him, only to end up a delicious main dish. *Surprised Pikachu face
Lmao they don’t think you bozo
@National Penguin they are crustaceans lol
I mean would you call a penguin, chicken?
uhh ok
wait
They re not bugs bro
$130AUD in Sydney Australia. Insane prices for an ocean cockroach 😂
Ocean cockroach is tasty though😋
@@priyac3760 imagine eating isopod
@@notyourdads 💀💀
That's cheap, 1 cooked crab at SG might cost you 1000SGD.
shouldn't that be shrimp
Always look for active lobsters. Tanked lobsters don't get fed and slow down the longer they are in there.
I thought they get fed... If they fed enough it make more heavy = more money when some one buy it...
In ireland if the lobster is in a tank its required by law to feed the lobsters. If not its animal abuse and cruelty.
I done a season fishing Atlantic irish sea lobsters I always had them fish from the sea
@@FHX01 lobsters take an incredibly long time to grow. Many years. The extra feeding will significantly increase nitrogen (ammonia, nitrates) and phosphates in the water, requiring costly filtration or water changes, otherwise face algae or worse: dead lobsters from ammonia toxicity.
Should the lobsters be fed? Absofuckinglutely
Are they typically fed more than the minimum required to keep them moving? Questionable…
Source; former licensed and permitted coral farmer and saltwater products (fish, coral, inverts) dealer
Yes they put food in the tank but it ain’t the same thing as a fresh caught lobster that is actively eating off the ocean floor.
@@charlessmith3940 I was told at Lobster Man on Granville Island, Vancouver, that they do not feed them-- or any because of the waste production. They were the ones who taught me to look for active crabs and lobster.
"You don't want to leave it in that bag for too long. It'll die."
Me and the lobster chilling in the front seat
Ok brother 🎉❤❤
It wasn’t a rock, it was a ROCK LOBSTA
Sum like that
A ROCK LOBSTER!?
With 1 big arm
Iraq lobster xd
@@robiskusek2475racist
How to buy lobster..First, you will need a lot of money
Second, make sure it's still a lobster when u get home
What would it turn into?
@@shahul8222 a dragon, then it will fly away and summon meteor.
@@omnipresentcatgod245 respect for the FFVII reference 😂
@@joelroudette1708 ff7 has a dragon that summons a meteor?
Why are lobster so expensive in the us. Its like cheap anywhere Else there is a shoreline. Easy to catch. And dont really taste much without a lot of seasoning.
Bro sounds like a british Chinese teenager
Back un 1989 the price of live Maine lobsters dropped radically because of a surplus yearly catch. It went from $18.99 a pound to $6.50 at the local fish store so I took advantage of it and bought three 5 pound plus lobsters and did several all-you-can-eat lobster extravaganzas. Lobster, beer, Cole slaw, French bread, and lots of drawn butter. Life was good! That year I did this a bunch of times.
we should get back in 1989
@Mellie lll I was actually in college and the place I bought them from was called "The Lobster Pond". You could also buy ling cod, pacific cod, sable fish, abalone, wild king salmon, red snapper, monk fish, and a bunch of other fish that haven't been available for years here where I live. Now because I am an old grumpy fisheries biologist, I buy cases of red king crab ($389.99/10 lbs) from Costco all-you-can-eat parties with my friends. The best party of all was the one we had when it was confirmed that trump had lost the election.... a grand party indeed! Five cases.
@@ChrisTian-sd5yq If you like seafood you should buy red king crab or snow crab if you can find it. The Alaskan season for both was canceled because they can't find any crabs to set the quotas. Also the red king crab at Costco came from Russia and we all know what's happening there with exports.
Legend says back in 1989 was the last time radically was used in a sentence till now 😅
Personally I prefer the meat from lobsters around 2 pounds. I find that lobsters above 2.5 pounds have tougher meat. That was definitely a long time ago.
Step One: Have money
@@craigwatt4042you sucks in maths like me
Step 3: Go to new england and buy a 2 lb lobster for $12
Step 4: Go diving and find one of the coast of The Maritimes or New England or parts of the pacific
You forgot to mention, to not give them a nice hot bath after their walk.
My lobster was glowing red after i gave him a nice hot bath, he was very tired after the jog.
Based reference. One of my favorite Simpsons episode
Pichy😂😂😂
I stopped eating lobster after I became so invested in Leon the Lobster. They're amazing creatures.
Yeah
More lobsters for the rest of us. Yummy 🤤 🍴
Love Leon but uh, nah lmao. Lobster Mac n cheese is so good
Eating lobster is disgusting
@@101raziel905 Genuinly asking! Is it a moral issue or a taste one?
Just bought a lobster it’s my pet now
Get it chunky with fat goodness like Homer Simpson and eat that sucker
"don't put it in the bag it will suffocate"
covers airtight lid.
I was just thinking that, I bring em back home in a plastic carrier bag uncovered
Didn’t say that
🙏🙏❤️❤️
First time in a while I've seen the rock lobster instead of the garbage on the east coast
I really don't care about most non pet animals dying but that lobster hit me hard
Ok 🎉brother
😅😅😅❤️❤️🙏🙏
I mean this with upmost respect but, you're the first asian guy I've heard with an Australian accent. Cool video!
Here's me thinking choosing the one with the fattest tail was the right choice
Always remember that lobster used to be peasant food until rich people commodified it and drove the prices up
As a diver who catches a lot of lobster (eastern mostly) in Sydney and NSW for over 30yrs I can guarantee you putting a limp piece of damp paper over a live lobster will do absolutely nothing to keep it fresh. Once it is out of water it will start to die. Either put it in aerated sea water or keep it cool.
So how to buy a lobster: “be superstitious about something that makes absolutely no sense”
Lobster in Chinese is 龙虾 which also means dragon shrimp
That's pretty cool.
Still blows my mind lobsters are related to scorpion family and not crab family.
Lobsters are crustaceans which is crab family. Scorpion is arachnid family, which is related to spider.
@@dilllpiklur mum is an arachnid
Australian and Japanese what a mixture mate 😂
Tysm I wasn’t able to buy a lobster but thanks to you I am able now.
Didn’t know it was that hard to buy a crayfish, thanks for the tutorial
Growing up on the east coast of Canada lobster was always dirt cheap. Everybody knew a guy who'd sell you some of his catch right off the boat, or from his truck lmao
I love it when Express teach you about food now the people know what kind of lobster to buy💯% Respect👌👍🤙🤝🥰
"That's hAw A'BEy A'LOBSTAR !"
Him : "Don't keep him in the plastic bag , He is gonna die "
Me : What will you do at home
Klaus Schwab: yu vil eat ze bugz n be happy .
If you go to one of Maine's many Lobster Pounds (Yes, they are called Pounds), some will cook them on the spot.
Ok brother 🎉
"a lobster cant decide my future"
2 seconds later
"sir please give me a lobster with long antena"
How to buy a lobster : buy a lobster using money .
The used to feed to to prisoners. So often that laws were written saying they could only be fed it a certain amount of times per week. Now look at the prices 😂
Lobsters are so good but so expensive 😢
Should go to Las Vegas for a lobster buffet. I think it’s like 50-60 per person for unlimited lobsters.
Says he is going to teach me how to buy lobster, proceeds to talk about dragons and Chinese woo woo
From being cockroaches of the sea to being the dragons of the sea... They really came a long way xD
Would love to see more content like this bro 👍
When he pulled him out the water had me dying 😂😂😂😂
So caring and loving and even give it a blanket, only to take it home to cook it🤣
I mean… they do give last meals on death row 😅
Well you do this to have te freshest meat
Don’t let them pick, he is right. Always pick of your choice.
Which passengers were happiest when the Titanic started sinking? The lobsters in the kitchen😅
worrying about it wont make home alive. goes home snaps the head 😂
Love this content brother
Lobster thought they were playing hide and seek.
I work at a company that sells live shellfish, and we do the same thing. Up to 40 of them can be kept alive for about 10 hours with that wet paper trick
Glad he got a new pet ☺️
instructions were unclear, i bought an empty tank.
Not you waterboarding the lobster 😭
Oh thanks for teaching me how to buy something as if i didn't know how to buy something lol
Lobsters after watching this video:
"BRO EAT ONE OF MY ANTENNA NOW"
Last family get together they had all you can eat lobster dinner and ate 7! I didn't realize how expensive they were lol
Ok brother 😂🎉🎉
Instructions unclear. My lobster ran after my cat
Wet blanket in a cold place ... lobster: let's ride!
Am I the only one who loves to eat lobster but still thinks they’re scary af😂
My anxiety when the lobster moves:
📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
I'll just buy the lobster as a pet
That's a cray fish dawg 😂
Cray fish are smaller tho
That is a lobster, that the kind of lobster u get on the WEST COAST.
Lobsters look fire
Right for the pot
One more antenna is more weight when you’re buying it by weight 😂 just kidding, it doesn’t make much of a difference anyway
I'm waiting for you to add a littlebit of yum yum
Excellent 👍
Thank you. Its very helpful...now tell me how do I make money to afford buying one.
As a Chinese I can confirm they are the dragons of the sea because in Chinese we literally called them dragon shrimp or dragon prawn 😂
Whenever I go to a fish market and there's lobsters I just remind myself of the boys season episode 6 or 7
First step in buying Lobster: You must have a 130 dollars.
He said the top lobsters are $130 a kilo
thanks for the info sloop goke
Sea Cockroachspider: He called me a Dragon UwU
Him: i am gonna teach you how to get a lobster !
Me: *with money which we dont have*
Lobster with only one antena: *YES YES YES YES!!!*
*Noobie entered the chat**
The Lobster: *NO NO NO NO!!!*
that’s robbery for your entire country bordering an ocean 😂
Good brother 🎉😅😅
Damn you are in Sydney!
I'll buy my red lobster for 25.00 and keep enjoying it lol,I don't care about a antenna I don't need a old TV to work I'm hungry.
Bruh holding him by his antennas. That’s cruelty. Why asians so mean to animals?
Do more lobster videos.
From cockroach of sea to dragon of sea to justify the insane price.
My man waterboarded a lobster
My homies always eats my antenna
Bro used CIA interrogation on the lobster
That’s crazy expensive for a Florida lobster, I can only imagine what a Maine lobster would go for. Just got some in MA for 6.99 a lb haha
It's all fun and games until that lobster starts to tear up that Styrofoam box.
It’s actually “the spider of the sea” 😂😂😂😂
He said, lobsters are the dragons of the sea. In my mind they’re bugs
thanks you boy 👦 for your teaching us
Sea dragons are pissed rn
thank you, this video made me go vegan
Never had a lobster that didn’t have claws before.
Did anyone notice when he drop that first lobster in tank the others pull him back quick
These Cray's are from where I live, The Limestone Coast. They are $40-50 per KG down here!
You forgot to add a lil bit of yum yum before you pack the lobster.
I’ve never bought a lobster that way in my life
CRAB :- Cragen ?? Do we look like getting that respect 😭
Nah, you roll up into that store with a bag of ice
Most of the time the lobster with the shorter antenna has been in the store tank for longer because once they are in there for a long time they start eating their antennas.
Bugs? No go. Wet bugs? Right on
Tiny land bugs? Hell no! Giant sea ones? Hell yeah!
Puts a towel on the lobster so it can go to sleep awww
Wow! You walked in and bought a lobster. I have literally never seen anyone do this before ever in 40+ years of living. 🥴
Wait, what?!? $200 for a lobster?!? You lot have lobsters all over the place in Australia!!! I would just go out and catch one! That's what I do here in Hawaiʻi...and slipper lobsters are sweeter anyway, IMO.
Technically that’s how you pick a lobster lol