That has no right being THAT funny, just because you didn't add the word "the," it's just "Remove Left" You, my good sir, deserve an Oscar for that wonderful writing.
@@viper.934 "heal your wounds winconsin, get strong, defeating you like this... Has no meaning" - UUS Duncan ( this is a reference to a popular video game 😂😂)
I can imagine the mechanical whirring of those 16 inch guns turning towards their target. P.S.: Doomslayer left a message - he wants the USS Wisconsin.
Kind of like that time the US military sent 813 infantry units, a 23 vehicle convoy with mounted machine guns, a tank, 20 utility helicopters, 7 attack helicopters, 5 types of fighter jets and a carrier ship with nuclear capable bombers circling it... Just to cut down a single tree. th-cam.com/video/LIt4pDLoYqg/w-d-xo.html (Korean axe murder incident)
@Big G and in return we nuke them... Twice. Or we just steal their resources , ravage their people, destroy their infrastructure, and destabilize their government for a couple decades lol
The USS Texas deserves some love, as well. The captain intentionally flooded her to shoot further than the guns' maximum range. It is funny to think of a ship listing to its side while shooting.
Well, that sounds like one of "those" tales, so a bit of reading was in order. "why didn't they just elevate the guns?" is the immediate thought. But, this was just 1 "long" gun and due to aiming capabilites at the time long range was pointless. So that gun could 9nly be elevated to 15 degrees...
The USS Wisconsin was known as the "Cleanest Ship" as she was never hit in WW2 compared to her sister ships, so the captain and crew were not happy. The reason she got hit is because th captain wanted to give the 5-inch gunners some fun shooting at a small mountain island while the 16-inch guns bombard the cost. But this island is where the North Korean cannon was. The mountain is no longer there today. Love this story.
“I paid for the whole battleship and I’m gonna use the whole battleship” -the Captain, moving closer to the enemy so short range guns can get in the fight too.
The captain the next day explains his actions “I didn’t know if they wanted money or if they wanted something more sexual but it’s a good thing I had my 9 pieces”
New Jersey did one better. When a North Korean battery hit her she proceeded to blast them and everything in the surrounding grid coordinates for an hour and a half.
Uss Wisconsin after blasting away: “Almost lost my cool there…” Also the North Korean battery after seeing Wisconsin’s turrerts aiming to them: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”
@@shockwavebboy Well, they're only 16" in diameter. That's a bit smaller than a Beetle. They mass about the same though. Also only by the 9s. Not the hundreds.
Bruh I just watched the he @hibitchuallinecrosser on China saying the IS over reacted for shorting down the balloons and the Japan gets mad bc US callas out Japan’s temper
@@michaelmoronez5980"I wonder how close we can get a shell." "Oh... I hit it..." "Sir, the new guy just hit an american battleship." "He did WHAT?!?!"
@@BriselanceYou can always make more, ‘dumb’ ammo is not too expensive. I understand if they wasted like high-tech guiding shots or smth but these were the 50’s, most likely just regular artillery.
@@SCblade2006 wrong Answering Method!!!Back To basics! Right Answer and Answermethod:Looking the Captain in the Eyes.....,Perfectly timed parralel *Man* nod downwards!
During Vietnam, a US Navy Destroyer was breaking radio silence demanding a contact they had to identify themselves. They ordered the ship to identify themselves a few times then threatened if they don't respond they would be fired upon. They got a response, "This is US Navy Battleship New Jersey, fire at will."
May not have been the best things to say. Sure the New Jersey was one of the most powerful battleships in the would, sure it would’ve deleted that destroyer in one shot, but it still probably would’ve gotten sunk depending on how many torps the destroyer had
@@TheWhiteDeath115 The Destroyer should have known who was steaming in the area already and the size of the New Jersey's silhouette should have been their first clue. The General Order for the fleet was total EMCON, which means no electronics radiating, not even radio communications. That Destroyer disobeyed. It was probably the Officer of the Deck breaking radio silence and the Captain of that destroyer was probably not even notified. The New Jersey would not be worried about the Destroyer firing on them once identity was confirmed. The New Jersey was pretty much telling them to wake up and do their jobs because they shouldn't have been having that conversation.
@@TheWhiteDeath115Exactly + Destroyer Got Smokescreen. So The Big Slow Moving BB Would Have Been Wiped From The Map By An Unspecified Amount Of Torps While The DD Got The F*ck Out
“So how many shells should we send to that area” Capt move the coast line in a bit “W…….what……” Capt move the coast line “No we are not goi…. Capt FIRE!!
@@IsraelCountryCube It's a reference to Nuclear Gandhi, a bug from the original _Civilization._ Back then, aggression levels of civilization leaders was represented by an 8-bit unsigned integer from 0 to 255. Gandhi had a default aggression value of 1, making him as pacifist as possible. However, if you reduced his aggression levels by going into democracy, it would result in -1 or an integer underflow, making the value wrap back around and putting Gandhi at an aggression level of 255. Since democracies tech into nuclear weapons, Gandhi instantly started nuking every country on the map.
My father was in the Coast Guard during Vietnam. He said they were shelling one island with their guns. Each time they'd stop, guys would pop up and fire back. Navy ship came by and asked if they needed help. Offered to do a full broadside. Not only did it create a wave from when the Navy vessel moved, but it deleted the top of the island.
Historically, the CG would secure ports and rivers as well as provide shallow water fleet protection. Most Higgins boats were also coxswained by the CG.
@@minty_1fighter498 Being decommissioned doesn't mean it's not an Iowa class anymore. Lol. What? That's like saying a truck is no longer a Chevy Silverado because it's rusting away in a barn. It's still an Iowa class battleship.
Decommissioning the ship removes the ability for its weapons and systems to be functional, and removes it from the official naval registry of ships. The process of decommissioning a ship changes it so much that it's no longer a battleship. These ships are owned by non-profit non-government organizations. They wouldn't be allowed to own something considered a battleship.
Wisconsin after being hit: "..." "Well wouldn't you like to have the sun rise twice a day for you. You should've looked what happened to Japan, call McArthur."
Fun fact: that is the term for firing in a combat role against enemy forces with the intent to kill or destroy them and is used to differentiate the act from firing the guns for training or testing purposes.
USS Wisconsin also took part in Desert Storm, where it also provided shore bombardment. It used one of the early examples of drones to sight their guns on enemy positions. A group of Iraqi soldiers saw one of these drones and, knowing what was about to happen, waved a white flag at the drone. It was the first time that anyone had ever surrendered to a drone. Remember that this ship was built in WW2. History is crazy.
Private- "Captain, we have good news and bad news." Captain- "What's the good news?" Private- "We removed that direction just like you ordered. North is gone sir." Captain- "And? The bad news?" Private- "We got carried away and removed two more. East and West." Captain- "Well that plan really went South didn't it?"
@@vipvip-tf9rw To be fair a well placed 155mm shell in the bridge of a destroyer will kill everyone inside it most likely. Which she had escorting her. Plus how often do you think they got to shoot those 16 inch guns, would of said to fire 3 salvos lol
I can just imagine the Korean gunners looking through binoculars, seeing their hit score, and erupting into cheers knowing they actually hit a US Navy ship. And then they grow silent as they realize all nine guns just pivoted and elevated towards them. At maximum range, the flight time of a 16" shell could be up to 90 seconds. So these guys had a little bit of time after seeing the massive broadside fireballs from the ship to reflect on their decision to pick such a fight.
@@vincentpari88 If you run with all the motivation an incoming 16-inch broadside gives you, I'd say you could probably run about a quarter mile if the terrain is somewhat forgiving. The world record 400m dash is about 43 seconds, for reference, but North Korean soldiers are not Olympians running on a perfect track. 400 meters in the right (strong emphasis here) direction would absolutely take you out of the explosive radius, but that requires you to be both lucky and fast, since you do not know what the spread of the incoming shells will look like. Also, there is the very real danger of shrapnel. Even at large distance, you could get randomly decapitated by the flying barrel of a blown up korean artillery piece. Tl;dr Don't get fired upon by 16-inch guns. It's bad for you.
@@hamstsorkxxor With the size of the area they blew up, I don't think a quarter mile would cut it, even half a mile seems not enough taking shrapnel into account. I would just run to any cover I could find and pray that for some unlikely miracle a shell doesn't fall next to me.
@@andrefcnc I won't really argue too hard against that! It depends a lot on the spread and firing pattern of the incoming shells. But frankly speaking, I don't think you have ANY good options in that situation.
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What if F -22 vs F -35 ?
Bro always a good talk at the last of the video but they started it 🤣🤣
some questions.. why did *most or all* of the warship called as her ( woman )
The Wisconsin is one of the few ship names I remember without struggle. Imma bit of a sh*t and appreciate the quality in others😼.
I remember seeing a meme about the incident way before I joined the server.
Imagine being a Korean soldier, hitting the battleship and probably celebrating, only to hear someone with binoculars just say “they’re aiming at us”
When it's only the big guns aiming at us...
That is definitely an "Oh Shit" moment.
*footsteps retreating punctuated by the sound of the binoculars hitting the sand
Certified hash brown moment
@@TheJazzJackRabbit Retreating? More like running like they saw all the Nine Circles of Hell about to come after them.
Korean soldier: "Commander, we hit the battleship"
Korean Commander: "You hit WHAT?"
No, it was:
Korean Commander: "Oh shi-"...
Korean commander: “Jesus Christ!
And I ain’t even christian”
@@obiwankenobi1825 well u look like jesus
@@Kaissagoat and you look like a hobgoblin, Lego Yoda.
@@obiwankenobi1825 space Jesus
"The enemy is in that direction!"
"Roger sir! Removing that direction!"
@@OsiDio xD
LMAO
“Removing that direction” that line is golden.
😂😂😂
“Gunner, do you see that gun battery?”
“Yes, sir.”
“I don’t want to.”
We hit the ship commander!
Good, are they retreating?
No sir, now they're aiming at us
"Oh."
Never forget the lesson:
"No matter the size of your opponent, *ALWAYS GIVE IT YOUR ALL* "
Yes because it might grow
Like spiders my mom always kill it before it grows bigg
Unless it a battleship
@@gamerfan8445 unless it's a submarine
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.
So basically the ship took it personally
Whats better is that ship had a reputation of never being damaged. Like it killed everything before that happened.
Shouldn't have played with her seamen (sic).
@@FullchanAnon Seamen had blue balls, need not explain why. ~Battleship prepared to paint the town red.
America has a thing about our ships and things hitting them
@@BennyLlama Called politicians.
"You see that target?"
"yes sir"
"I don't want to"
"Yes sir"
Underrated comment 😂
😂
How original 🙄
*Proceed to delete it
@@joshf-o6696🤡
"temper temper"
"but they stated it"
got me dying
*started
"They injured 3 of our crew members, so we flattened 3 of their mountains."
"PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE"😂
@@nathanielh7954 Shit got real proportional real fast!
Definition of a n*clear revenge
XD dead
1 island per injury
Probable famous last words:
"I bet you I can hit that ship with this gun."
Most underrated comment😂
This comment is gold Lmaoo, still don't get it why you only have 47 likes
@@44putubillywidiantara34 47 people enjoyed it.
That's good enough for me.
Have a nice day.
Hahahaha
Lol
"Casualty report!" "Three injured sir! Two minor cuts, one nasty headache! Also, they scuffed the paint sir." "SEND THEM ALL TO HELL"
"yes sir, those monsters"
You know it was scuffing the paint that did it
100% justified response :P
Temper temper? Hmm you came at me first! What? How? Cause you lost in your arrogance doesn't mean WE had a temper.
Lol
Korean soldier: "We struck the American ship!"
Japanese soldier: "Oh... you sweet summer child."
Korean soldier: What, we hit the target
*A few minutes later*
Korean soldier: Oh, so thats what he meant.............
“Don’t touch the Us’s boats”- Japan
Except that the Korean War was a draw and still is technically going on.
The Korean arty unit did not witness that.@@calvinnickel9995
Be Specific. The idiot was NORTH Korean.
USS Wisconsin: gets hit by enemy fire.
USS Wisconsin: I have been waiting for this moment my entire life.
800th like and no comments?
"YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH"
Facts, they gave her a reason 😅
"They drew first blood"
USS Wisconsin: I will send you to Jesus
"The shot came from that hill, sir!"
"Then get rid of it."
"Them?"
"The hill."
"Sir, we've stopped firing."
"WHY did you stop?"
"The hill doesn't exist anymore."
Y'all got me rolling in these comments 😂😭
"The American Battleship, worth every penny spent".
The American Taxpayer
"Not only did they die on that hill, the hill died too."
-The Fat Electrician
Im not fat but im a Electrician 😢
There on the left fire. Just deleted the left now you need to take 3 rights and inconvenience everyone.
I was hoping to see a quote from his video here
@@NicsAnime
Im not fat or a electric 💡⚡
🤣🤣🤣 he's freakin awesome!
"Sir the enemies are to our left"
"Remove left"
"Yes, sir"
That has no right being THAT funny, just because you didn't add the word "the,"
it's just "Remove Left"
You, my good sir, deserve an Oscar for that wonderful writing.
this would be "portside"
The USS Duncan should've signaled: "Hey you missed a spot."
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM what spot?
😂
There was a stone unturned 🤔🤔 NAHH
🤣😂
@@SuprSBG🤣 I'm rollin' 🤣🤣
"Bring guns about to 060...ish."
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared."
- Niccolò Machiavelli
Very similar to the philosophy in Ender's Game.
That's from the Ezio trilogy, right? Haven't played them in a while.
In American: if you shot him, kill him, so he doesn’t come back and shot you.
@@animationze8798 Machiavelli was a real person. Read his book "The Prince".
Words from my own mouth, I guess I really am Machiavellian..
"We got hit!"
"From where?"
"From there"
"Remove there"
sir yaes sir, right away sir
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
someone was definitely in the military. lmao
Hell ya!
Korean soldier: Poking the ship
The crews: and we took that personally
They played the "fuck around, and find out" game.
Well, they found out.
They were probably cheering to have dented the battleship with a 6" shell... until the 16" one's started firing back at them.
It's like that "don't poke the bear" saying 😅.
@wischmopps293it was a stalemate, get over yourself.
And they lost. 👀
No they didn't. They died before they found out. That's how deadly Wisconsin was.
"They didn't just hit the target, they _deleted it."_
I was not prepared for that laugh.
haha funny people died
@@thierryspycher8988 not so funny people also
@@thierryspycher8988 it's called a war. People get killed in wars.
And new swimming holes get instantly dug out by 16 inch HE rounds.
@@thierryspycher8988 "you made your bed, now lie in it "
@@thierryspycher8988 it was natural selection…
"but they started it" thats too good
And worth it
@@HussainVakharia what
@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 what do you mean ‘what’. He clearly says ‘should had replied’ implying that it didn’t actually happen
@@HussainVakharia yeah we know
Yeah USA didnt start anything all ober the world....
"Enemy on the land!"
"Affirmative! The land have been sunk!"
" Wait, what do you mean they sunk on land? "
" we removed the island "
@@Atomic_Oven
Sir we have killed the island
lol
USS Duncan: "Temper, temper."
USS Wisconsin: "Would you like to be next?"
USS Duncan: "um, carry on"
USS duncan: if you want your full and then you better not
Honestly though
USS Duncan: "you want be court-martialed, punk"
@@viper.934 "heal your wounds winconsin, get strong, defeating you like this... Has no meaning" - UUS Duncan ( this is a reference to a popular video game 😂😂)
I want to be on a ship and hear "Unleash the American Military Budget"
You need to be at the pentagon or Lockheed Martin to hear that Im afraid.
Lol
@@connortobin3775and Raytheon
Make sure you're not on the ship receiving the American military budget
@@codymalone2712 LMAOOO
Every sailor on that ship went into a collective rage and the vessel briefly became a thing alive with fury.
I can imagine the mechanical whirring of those 16 inch guns turning towards their target.
P.S.: Doomslayer left a message - he wants the USS Wisconsin.
Machine Spirit moment holy shit
@@eriolhiiragizawa729 you can't just put a hole in Mars
@@V4N9U15H. 'You dare oppose me, mortal' said the battleship that lost her temper.
@@V4N9U15H. I literally replayed that mission yesterday lol
Ship class: F*&K EVERYTHING IN THAT GENARAL DIRECTION
"Let's fire on a heavily armored, moving death-island. What could go wrong?" -North Koreans, probably.
I doubt whoever said that lived very long after saying that.
famous quotes be like
@@yaz2928 well yes but for the joke sake. Id say no
@@yaz2928 cry about it
@@yaz2928 tell that to any south koreans, see what they think
There is no such thing as "Overkill" in the US Military, its either destroyed or fire again until destroyed
Yep, same thing with the RN during your um, whole uh, *ordeal* in the Atlantic Ocean.
Exactly, fire again *until* *destroyed*
I think you could call it "overkill" after that 😉
Kind of like that time the US military sent 813 infantry units, a 23 vehicle convoy with mounted machine guns, a tank, 20 utility helicopters, 7 attack helicopters, 5 types of fighter jets and a carrier ship with nuclear capable bombers circling it...
Just to cut down a single tree.
th-cam.com/video/LIt4pDLoYqg/w-d-xo.html (Korean axe murder incident)
Overkill?
What is that?
@Big G and in return we nuke them... Twice. Or we just steal their resources , ravage their people, destroy their infrastructure, and destabilize their government for a couple decades lol
The USS Texas deserves some love, as well. The captain intentionally flooded her to shoot further than the guns' maximum range. It is funny to think of a ship listing to its side while shooting.
yeah on D-Day she flooded the left side of the ship so they could fire farther inland without getting iced by German dive bombers
Well, that sounds like one of "those" tales, so a bit of reading was in order.
"why didn't they just elevate the guns?" is the immediate thought.
But, this was just 1 "long" gun and due to aiming capabilites at the time long range was pointless. So that gun could 9nly be elevated to 15 degrees...
SIR THE SUB WILL SINK AFT FIRST
"AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS"
How did he do it?
Germans: Why is the US ship sinking itself?
BB-35: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
“They didnt just hit the target they deleted it”had me on the floor😂😂
The USS Wisconsin was known as the "Cleanest Ship" as she was never hit in WW2 compared to her sister ships, so the captain and crew were not happy. The reason she got hit is because th captain wanted to give the 5-inch gunners some fun shooting at a small mountain island while the 16-inch guns bombard the cost. But this island is where the North Korean cannon was. The mountain is no longer there today. Love this story.
What a Chad captain he gave his 5-inch gunner some fun time lel
Gotta keep morale up
Everybody needs to shoot
@@_krid_8864 only time he will have fun with that things (wink wink)
“I paid for the whole battleship and I’m gonna use the whole battleship”
-the Captain, moving closer to the enemy so short range guns can get in the fight too.
This gives a whole new meaning to the words:
"So anyway I started blasting"
The captain the next day explains his actions “I didn’t know if they wanted money or if they wanted something more sexual but it’s a good thing I had my 9 pieces”
No one did
New Jersey did one better. When a North Korean battery hit her she proceeded to blast them and everything in the surrounding grid coordinates for an hour and a half.
@@braith117 The headline the following day was "USS New Jersey Sinks Island"
1k unlike 999
"temper temper"
"Want to end up like them?"
*Starts sweating*
"No we're good"
This one actually got my wife laughing with me.
@@shaunolinger964 but it was so bad.
I'm still laughing 😅😂🤣☠️
That's good 👍, wipe them out!!
"temper temper"
*Turrets start turning towards them*
"It was just a joke bro!"
"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue" spoken in a thick Scottish brogue.
Ah. _The Untouchables._
@@Xardion55 Yep. A personal favourite. RIP Sir Sean
that's the Chicago way
"Sir, there is a single enemy on the coast."
"Fire all 9 main guns."
🇺🇲😁👍
USA
The Korean sub watching from just out of radar range:
“Parascope depth..”
“Parascope depth aye captain.”
"Sir we lost 3 men and minimal damage"
"Fucking delete those bastards"
@@ahyes2 injured*
Bro really said “and I took that personally”💀
"I'm dead" - That entire region.
Uss Wisconsin after blasting away: “Almost lost my cool there…”
Also the North Korean battery after seeing Wisconsin’s turrerts aiming to them:
*chuckles* “I’m in danger”
this lmfaooooo
Probably not chuckling much after first Salvo of 16in Guns.
Underrated 💔🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of:
"Cease your terrorism"
Haha😃 I'm in danger
“The shot came from that direction”
“Got it! Removing that direction”
"It's not what you did Son that angers me so, it's who you did it to."
It was done to John Wick...lol
LMFAO
Underrated comment 😂
@@herbieklein2271 Cheers hahaha
gold
North koreans: *bang*
The ship they hit turning all guns toward a single enemy: "your free trial of *existence* has ended."
Quality american unhealthcare at its best since 1917.
North Korean : * hits Wisconsin*
USS WISCONSIN: You dare oppose me mortal
@@uss-dh7909 chhaynaaaa troll hahahahahahahha
Your mere presence shall now be in vain
we tried to "reach" you
When you forget that "objects in the distance may be larger than they appear" during target selection.
Imagine shells the size of VW Beetles coming at ya I the hundreds?
@@shockwavebboy Well, they're only 16" in diameter. That's a bit smaller than a Beetle. They mass about the same though. Also only by the 9s. Not the hundreds.
Thats my Dads Navy. Well done BB Wisconsin!! That is FIREPOWER.
Korean battery: we did it boys, we successfully hit a ship!
literally everyone in USS Wisconsin: so you have chosen.... *total annihiliation*
Time to taste sunlight, but without the nuclear part.
"Y'all ready for this...?"
Shit, you're probably too young to remember that movie
Btw they destroyed them so much that the hill or island isent there today
And rightfully so.
@@exstacc1886 I'm not sure if the Wisconsin would have had access to it, but, there was the w19 nuclear 16" shell.
"STOP! THEIR ALREADY DEAD!"
"they could be MORE dead"
"....carry on"
*they're
@@rolandet (Holds air gun to head)
"GRAMMAR NAZI DIE!!!"
You're right keep going
The could be atoms adam
Helsing abridged 😁
Korean artillery: * hits the Wisconsin once *
USS Wisconsin: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH.*
Bruh, how did you get more likes than me, but I put that before you? People are assholes.
*fucking screams on top of the lungs in pure agony*
Aka the uss dairy
Bruh I just watched the he @hibitchuallinecrosser on China saying the IS over reacted for shorting down the balloons and the Japan gets mad bc US callas out Japan’s temper
no, they chose freedom
in a Parallel Universe :
USS Duncan : want some snickers?
USS Wisconsin : What?
USS Duncan : You're not you when you're Angry.
Lets be honest, to hit the ship with the 155 was a heck of a shot.
I would have gotten them on the war equivalent of Sports Center's Top Ten.
...Would have...
@@scotthuff271 only if you could reassemble the parts and pieces.
Depends on how far away the shot was . Let’s be honest, the Wisconsin is a perty big target
One the Korean fire team regretted for the rest of their very short lives.
@@michaelmoronez5980"I wonder how close we can get a shell." "Oh... I hit it..." "Sir, the new guy just hit an american battleship." "He did WHAT?!?!"
The mission description was to “destroy enemy rails, locomotives, and surrounding MOUNTAINS.” That’s how nuts the Iowa class battleships were.
They can't have a fortified, elevated position if you obliterate both fortifications and elevation.
"It's over Anakin! I destroyed your high ground!"
как идет война повстанцев?
@@solarsage252обратно в тень с тобой, орк
@@ethanbrandt8617😂
"So the enemy is firing around this grid, sir."
"Delete the grid, sailor."
Delete this heresy
@@Vernich762the heresy, it burns…
Aye, Aye, sir, it will no longer be there when
We get done,Sir. Sir target has been DELETED as ordered. Good Job Sailor
"Sir! Which target would you like us to destroy?"
"Yes."
Comment stolen from another vid: "Where'd that shot come from?"
"That direction"
"Roger, removing that direction."
Hahaha🤣
From an a-10 warthog video:
“Private do you see that ship”
“Yes sir”
“Well I don’t want to”
Lmfaoooo
Lol
🤣😂
That "Temper, temper" message killed me.
Edit: ok that's way too many likes.
(Why did I even comment this? Guess silly comments get most likes)
Imagine what the guns would have done to you 😬
@@NotWhatYouThink shift+delete
@Anna ♪ AYO WHAT THE FUCK
The guy on the signal lamp probably giggled about that for a week.
So is the North Korean army
"There is no such thing as 'overkill' -- there is only 'kill' and 'failure to kill'."
No, there's definitely overkill, and it's the best kind of kill.
That... is nothing but a waste of good ammunition. Use the secondary batteries.
@@BriselanceYou can always make more, ‘dumb’ ammo is not too expensive. I understand if they wasted like high-tech guiding shots or smth but these were the 50’s, most likely just regular artillery.
I usually go with: There is no Overkill. There is only OPEN FIRE and RELOAD!
Over kill is a waste of precious ammo.
Temper temper and but they started it! Battleships literally having the conversation of sibling toddlers!😂
"sir they hit us"
"Alright use every single guns on the shoreline"
"Ain't that overkill?"
"Exactly"
Not every single one, but the big ones.
There is no kill like overkill.
"thats the point asshole"
Send a message.
If you are shooting 152mm shore batteries at an Iowa class BB, you deserve it lol. FAFO
Captain: You see that coastal battery?
XO: Yes Sir
Captain: I don't want to
XO: Sir Yes Sir
@@SCblade2006 wrong Answering Method!!!Back To basics!
Right Answer and Answermethod:Looking the Captain in the Eyes.....,Perfectly timed parralel *Man* nod downwards!
Roger that
@@vinuvenugopalan88roger roger
😂😂😂😂
korean army: *eyy we hit the battleship lets celebrate!*
USS wisconsin: *distant destruction noises*
so you have chosen death
Don't mess with the US OF A
"Where is the 155mm battery"
"Fuck that, where is the hill it was standing on"
USS WISCONSIN: and I took that personally
Korean guy: why is the ship aiming at us?
USS Wisconsin: "Anyway, I started blastin''!"
HA HA
During Vietnam, a US Navy Destroyer was breaking radio silence demanding a contact they had to identify themselves. They ordered the ship to identify themselves a few times then threatened if they don't respond they would be fired upon. They got a response, "This is US Navy Battleship New Jersey, fire at will."
May not have been the best things to say. Sure the New Jersey was one of the most powerful battleships in the would, sure it would’ve deleted that destroyer in one shot, but it still probably would’ve gotten sunk depending on how many torps the destroyer had
@@TheWhiteDeath115 The Destroyer should have known who was steaming in the area already and the size of the New Jersey's silhouette should have been their first clue. The General Order for the fleet was total EMCON, which means no electronics radiating, not even radio communications. That Destroyer disobeyed. It was probably the Officer of the Deck breaking radio silence and the Captain of that destroyer was probably not even notified. The New Jersey would not be worried about the Destroyer firing on them once identity was confirmed. The New Jersey was pretty much telling them to wake up and do their jobs because they shouldn't have been having that conversation.
They have the uss edson from Vietnam in bay city Michigan
@@TheWhiteDeath115Exactly + Destroyer Got Smokescreen.
So The Big Slow Moving BB Would Have Been Wiped From The Map By An Unspecified Amount Of Torps While The DD Got The F*ck Out
@@just9911Problem: The DD Has A Smoke Screen And Is Agile.
The BB Has No Such Thing And Is In Comparison Slow As F*ck
"Seaman, I don't like that Direction."
"And sir?"
"Get rid of it."
"Yes, Sir."
"Sir. Say Less, sir!"💯☕️🗿🐐
"Threat is neutralized, sir."
"Aye sir, removing that direction."
“Fire!”
“Where sir?”
“Yes”
The battelship said, "whatever damage i receive, i will return it to you, expect multiple it by 100"
@@Sasukesanimation100,000
Gunner: yay we hit that stinking battle ship
Battleship: **boss health bar appears**
Gunner: uh, oh
“How many rounds do we send back captain? “
Captain: “Yes”
“Are you sure yes”
Capt “yes”
Seaman begins to pray before yelling out “fire all main guns we are redrawing the maps for that coastline”
So how many shells
Yes
So one shell
No
Then how many shells
Yes
OK fire all weapons at the Coast line!! We are re-drawing the coast line map!!!
😂😂☠️ Got to love 🇺🇸. Seems like fair play to me. Don’t start no shit won’t bd no shit.
“So how many shells should we send to that area”
Capt move the coast line in a bit
“W…….what……”
Capt move the coast line
“No we are not goi….
Capt FIRE!!
Wow
"Gunner."
"Sir?"
"Do you see that mountain?"
"Yessir."
"I don't like it."
"Understood, sir."
It’s been 10 years since you seen this video
Come back home
And the mountain turns to plains
@noobie_3 noobie_03 yup you're totally right
Gunner : sir what to do overkill ?
Commander : use all main guns don't overkill just deleted the mountain
USS Duncan: Temper temper
USS Wisconsin: You're talking some serious shit for someone within 16 inch gun range.
Lol
Lol
Lmao i like your art of your fursona profile picture
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My sides ruptured from your comment
Every credits goes to the dude wearing his helmet with the chin belt on his mouth staring at the camera menacingly.
He really wanted revenge.
"If an adversary throws you a rock, remain steady. And then nuke face off."
- Gandhi
Lol he wasn’t that good of a man tho
@@IsraelCountryCube Whooooop.
That's the sound the reference made as it sailed right over your head, just so we're clear.
@@IsraelCountryCube It's a reference to Nuclear Gandhi, a bug from the original _Civilization._ Back then, aggression levels of civilization leaders was represented by an 8-bit unsigned integer from 0 to 255. Gandhi had a default aggression value of 1, making him as pacifist as possible. However, if you reduced his aggression levels by going into democracy, it would result in -1 or an integer underflow, making the value wrap back around and putting Gandhi at an aggression level of 255. Since democracies tech into nuclear weapons, Gandhi instantly started nuking every country on the map.
😁😁I understand that reference. I love how this became an intentional Easter egg in all future games.
@@zettour. beautiful
"Target located bearing 215!"
"Delete direction 215."
"Yes sir!"
“Don’t, hurt, my friends”
*Loads 16” with malicious intent*
aye sir
🫡 aye aye captain *Freedom Rings*
stolen comment lul
My father was in the Coast Guard during Vietnam. He said they were shelling one island with their guns. Each time they'd stop, guys would pop up and fire back. Navy ship came by and asked if they needed help. Offered to do a full broadside. Not only did it create a wave from when the Navy vessel moved, but it deleted the top of the island.
What coastal defences did u have?
Canons, planes, mines,subs?
doesn't the coast guard guard the coast?
@@dehydratedwater9806the thing is, boats doesn't have the firepower to obloterate any human hiding in the trees, bigger ships do
Historically, the CG would secure ports and rivers as well as provide shallow water fleet protection. Most Higgins boats were also coxswained by the CG.
But yes the CG did provide a lot of shoreline protection and submarine hunting as well.
“Hey where did the shell come from!”
“from the East sir!”
“Ok removing East”
“Bet you i can hit that ship” famous last words
Captain to gunnery crew " I bet y'all can't destroy that direction"
“Paterson fire a warning shot”
“But sir this is a m32 grenade launcher”
“Meh potato tomato, just fire it Paterson”
This is stolen
good'ol badger, luv it.
@@deerdestroyer its a reference, not stolen
@@MrMegaMetroid thanks for informing me
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Small quibble: It says "USS Wisconsin WAS an Iowa class Battleship"
She still IS an Iowa class Battleship. Sitting in Norfolk right now.
Was, because she is decommissioned
@@minty_1fighter498 Being decommissioned doesn't mean it's not an Iowa class anymore. Lol. What? That's like saying a truck is no longer a Chevy Silverado because it's rusting away in a barn. It's still an Iowa class battleship.
I just don't like wisconsin being compared to iowa.
Decommissioning the ship removes the ability for its weapons and systems to be functional, and removes it from the official naval registry of ships.
The process of decommissioning a ship changes it so much that it's no longer a battleship. These ships are owned by non-profit non-government organizations. They wouldn't be allowed to own something considered a battleship.
@@sonza68 Missouri is better but definitely not New Jersey.
Ship: "And I took that personally"
“Sir we’ve been hit by Korean artillery”
“What artillery?”
“Sir, yes Sir”
Wisconsin after being hit:
"..."
"Well wouldn't you like to have the sun rise twice a day for you. You should've looked what happened to Japan, call McArthur."
Imagine if mcarthur was there
@@louisphilippes.sullivan9050 if McArthur was there he would nuked it without the president approval.
@@mmp320 🤣
@@mmp320 he almost tried
"Temper, temper"
"But they started it"
Lmao never laughed like this before 😂
“You see that overused comment format?”
“Yes sir”
“I don’t want to”
“Yes sir”
When you hit random things in a game to see what you can fight and a boss health bar appears:
I can just imagine the horror in the Korean artillery operators as the battleship slowly turns it's gun barrels towards then
To be fair, the NK crew probably did not see Wisky's guns turning against them and died before the report of the main guns arrived.
Kim jong Cleveland: Oh no, no no nooooooo
Run away!! Run away!!
@@leonedralev3776 ...WHAT DID THE KOREANS EXPECT THE USS WISCONSIN TO DO?!!
@@daleburrell6273 run away ig
"They didn't just hit them........ They deleted it💀"
Really got me🤣😂
yup
Haha. Well all of us here don’t know anything about warfare. That’s why it’s funny
Same lol
@@SirLoinBeefsteak wtf you talking about?
I agree
"Sir, we are taking fire from that island to starboard," "then get rid of the island"
Imagine being a sailor on that ship and getting to hear the words, "Fire everything!"
Oh h yeah i bin waiting for this my hole life .
Every man's dream!😂😂😂
Loading ammo like its Christmas. Presents for every naughty kid.
Remember, deleting a mountain is faster than calming down.
What about the people on the mountain?
@@cheesemiester it doesnt matter to the crews if they attacked first. They wanted revenge
Korean Artillery: "We hit it! we hit the ship!"
Wisconsin's gunners: "Never underestimate a battle ship with nothing left to do!"
A bored battleship with nothing left to do is even worse XD
Ah, the difference in phrasing.
A battleship with nothing left to lose, does significantly less damage than a battleship with nothing left to do.
@@NikkiTheOtter Right? Worlds most expertly trained gunners firing under ZERO stress....
USS Duncan:" *Temper Temper.* "
USS Wisconsin:" *_just got stressed a little.._* "
They didn't lose their temper. That was them clearing their throat.
A minor allergic reaction really.
They should of flashed "got a handkerchief?"
Fun fact: The term for when a ship fires it’s main guns is actually called “firing in anger”
Edit: In combat that is
I think it's when it fires it on a real combat situation iirc
Fun fact: that is the term for firing in a combat role against enemy forces with the intent to kill or destroy them and is used to differentiate the act from firing the guns for training or testing purposes.
Walt is wrong Shelby is right
@@i_commission_dspriscilla_a7486 you have to say Fun Fact first.... 😆
@@domingofung smh I flubbed it.
For a war machine as ferocious as the Iowa Class Battleship, the "Geneva Convention" literally just becomes the "Geneva Suggestion" 😂😂😂
Geneva checklist
Geneva Itinerary
The Geneva Bingo
Eh? Is returning fire not allowed under that thing? Sounds like a good reason to ignore it then, tbh.
USS Wisconsin said "Dont just ignore the rules. Have a chapter named after you."
I love how he said, " they didn't just hit their target, they deleted it!" 😂😂😂😅😅😅
this is the equivalent of a level one enemy trying to pick a fight with someone who already completed the story
USS Wisconsin also took part in Desert Storm, where it also provided shore bombardment. It used one of the early examples of drones to sight their guns on enemy positions. A group of Iraqi soldiers saw one of these drones and, knowing what was about to happen, waved a white flag at the drone. It was the first time that anyone had ever surrendered to a drone. Remember that this ship was built in WW2. History is crazy.
“May god have mercy upon my enemy’s because I won’t”
How can he if there's nothing left to have mercy on?
@@shadowhunter791 their souls thats prolly in hell rn or smth idk
@@allenjay896 r/woosh
@@allenjay896 you don't even deserve proper spelling for that one
"Oh, you're gonna shoot one 6-inch gun at us. Well, get ready to eat 9 16-inch shells."
Private- "Captain, we have good news and bad news."
Captain- "What's the good news?"
Private- "We removed that direction just like you ordered. North is gone sir."
Captain- "And? The bad news?"
Private- "We got carried away and removed two more. East and West."
Captain- "Well that plan really went South didn't it?"
That joke was bad and you should feel bad for making it!
That joke was so bad it became great.
@@Raving_Rando 🤣🤣🤣
@@The-Singularity-X01 bro, I think your humor is expired...
Or you're not old enough for dad jokes.
@@vadimblin have you never heard someone chuckle and say "shame on you!" Bro, I think your humor is expired...
North Korea 155mm gun battery : *Hit USS Winconsin*
USS Wisconsin : So you have chosen death
Got hit by less than 50 killos shell, then fires whole 1 tonns shells back, seems like a good investment
Lmfao
@@vipvip-tf9rw To be fair a well placed 155mm shell in the bridge of a destroyer will kill everyone inside it most likely. Which she had escorting her. Plus how often do you think they got to shoot those 16 inch guns, would of said to fire 3 salvos lol
I can just imagine the Korean gunners looking through binoculars, seeing their hit score, and erupting into cheers knowing they actually hit a US Navy ship. And then they grow silent as they realize all nine guns just pivoted and elevated towards them. At maximum range, the flight time of a 16" shell could be up to 90 seconds. So these guys had a little bit of time after seeing the massive broadside fireballs from the ship to reflect on their decision to pick such a fight.
Could they even escape in that amount of time?
@@vincentpari88 nope. The best they couldve done was just prayed.
@@vincentpari88
If you run with all the motivation an incoming 16-inch broadside gives you, I'd say you could probably run about a quarter mile if the terrain is somewhat forgiving. The world record 400m dash is about 43 seconds, for reference, but North Korean soldiers are not Olympians running on a perfect track.
400 meters in the right (strong emphasis here) direction would absolutely take you out of the explosive radius, but that requires you to be both lucky and fast, since you do not know what the spread of the incoming shells will look like.
Also, there is the very real danger of shrapnel. Even at large distance, you could get randomly decapitated by the flying barrel of a blown up korean artillery piece.
Tl;dr
Don't get fired upon by 16-inch guns. It's bad for you.
@@hamstsorkxxor With the size of the area they blew up, I don't think a quarter mile would cut it, even half a mile seems not enough taking shrapnel into account.
I would just run to any cover I could find and pray that for some unlikely miracle a shell doesn't fall next to me.
@@andrefcnc
I won't really argue too hard against that! It depends a lot on the spread and firing pattern of the incoming shells. But frankly speaking, I don't think you have ANY good options in that situation.