Fun thing about this show that many people miss: If you take the name "Alucard" and jumble the letters around a bit, you get "la cruda" which is Mexican slang meaning "the hangover". Truly the anime of all time.
Because leaving the Vampires in control of an aircraft carrier could be how they plan to attack. If they took the planes on there and can operate them they could launch air strikes on England. While it may very well be a trap it's not one they can casually ignore either. Likewise Alucard was probably all they had that could handle the Vamp in control of the Carrier. Even he was briefly having a little trouble. Given what we know normally not a big deal but if he had gotten knocked into the ocean, that stuff is like Acid to vampires in that universe I believe. It would have put him out of action for an extended period of time. No way police girl could have survived it and she wasn't up to facing the musket wielding vamp either.
@OpinionatedMeerkat I would argue that it's near impossible to compare the 2 as despite them being similar they serve different purposes where one is very much meant to be more serious than the other while the abridged is hilarious and surprisingly accurate and consistent. I don't know why I used so many words for this but they're already there and I'm not deleting this comment now
Omg I so love the little catboy Hitler Youth..the unkillable Schrodinger, obviously named for the boxed cat that is simultaneously alive and dead until the box opens.. He's like the creepiest Hummel figurine ever...
Aaaand if you're in the know, there is an adorable chibi cartoon of Schrodinger marching along the outer edge of a cartoon earth played over the credits. Don't remember if it's all the end credits or just the VERY very end credits for psychos like me to enjoy...
I really wish I could get Isekai'd into Hellsing Ultimate so that I could either be turned into a vampire by Seras Victoria or spend my eternal afterlife inside her after I let her drink me.
I lost my shit and almost cried when the first time i watched Luke Valentine fight. Alucard shouting to him "Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!" Still gives me chills. And the icing on the cake is definately a killing machine vampire calling him a monster. 😅
I swear I thought that was a comedy edit TeamFourStar made with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. 😂 I laughed so hard during that part of this video when I realized it actually was in the anime. I missed episodes when it aired, so I've never gotten the full story until this video.
Looking back... The whole point of Millenium was going out in a blaze of glory while killing Alucard. The strongest vampire who consumed the souls of millions all by himself. They fully intended to burn out sooner rather than later, meaning they'd stop being a threat. Alucard on the other hand is basically unkillable and will continue killing and eating people. The major may have been evil but his success would have saved more people long term than he was killing in the short term! (Even though that absolutely wasn’t his intention)
Holy Sh!t you're right! Alucard just let all his allies die and killed innocent people with a smile on his face! Once he isn't bound to Hellsing anymore (Integra dying without an heir, etc.) Dracula is back and we know what he likes doing!
I don't know how duct tape is gonnna compress police girl's milk jugs but that's niether here nor there. Anyways! I love characters like Alucard. He's an absolute psychopath but a good guy at the same time??? Whenever he's on screen I just know that the good shit is coming. I hope there'll be a part 2
Would you guys be willing to cover Black Butler on the channel or would it be too complicated? I know that some episodes in season one aren’t canon and season two isn’t canon at all, but I still want to see it!
Second part will be next year? I already wached the entire series, anyway you make all the job speaking the best ways to beat that crap. Mad respect for your team. As always you choose the best series, this one most probably in top 3 at gore and bloody battles.
Tapping down police girl's chest so she can be used as a stand in for almost any male (unless their are fat)isn't really possible. I know this because I have the same problem police girl has.
Cops response time doesn't factor in getting armed response to a rurul area. Police responded first then asked for SCO19. Somerset has the end of the motorway at Bristol area for the lower west coast. Better than Devon and Cornwall but still slower than your assessment.
I just can't agree with the average response time of cops. They literally don't show up until the initial event or killing/shooting/robbing is over and it's always over 1hr
Hellsing Ultimate is an anime that will never be repeated.
And Alucard is one of the iconic characters in the anime world.
🎉🎉🎉🎉
19:51 HEY KIDS , WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?
Abridged gaming
Fun thing about this show that many people miss:
If you take the name "Alucard" and jumble the letters around a bit, you get "la cruda" which is Mexican slang meaning "the hangover".
Truly the anime of all time.
And if you spell it backwards, it's "Dracula" ^^ but that's well-known
Im glad hes covering the fuck-mothering vampire
Because leaving the Vampires in control of an aircraft carrier could be how they plan to attack. If they took the planes on there and can operate them they could launch air strikes on England. While it may very well be a trap it's not one they can casually ignore either. Likewise Alucard was probably all they had that could handle the Vamp in control of the Carrier. Even he was briefly having a little trouble. Given what we know normally not a big deal but if he had gotten knocked into the ocean, that stuff is like Acid to vampires in that universe I believe. It would have put him out of action for an extended period of time. No way police girl could have survived it and she wasn't up to facing the musket wielding vamp either.
I cant watch hellsing without hearing the abriged version echoing in my head
Ikr!
The abridged is my personal canon. I shan’t ever hear the normal ever again
"Get that bitch a cannon, BITCHES LOVE CANNONS."
Same!
Hey police girl
Is it wrong to say that I've actually never seen the original show but I saw the abridged version and just love that.
same here
Watch the original Hellsing Ultimate. It's so much better than the abridged.
@OpinionatedMeerkat I would argue that it's near impossible to compare the 2 as despite them being similar they serve different purposes where one is very much meant to be more serious than the other while the abridged is hilarious and surprisingly accurate and consistent.
I don't know why I used so many words for this but they're already there and I'm not deleting this comment now
Omg I so love the little catboy Hitler Youth..the unkillable Schrodinger, obviously named for the boxed cat that is simultaneously alive and dead until the box opens.. He's like the creepiest Hummel figurine ever...
Aaaand if you're in the know, there is an adorable chibi cartoon of Schrodinger marching along the outer edge of a cartoon earth played over the credits. Don't remember if it's all the end credits or just the VERY very end credits for psychos like me to enjoy...
Fun fact, Alucard killed over 6 million souls that were in him. Just to see his master again. He literally worm holed back into reality.
Oy vey!
I know you probably have these pre-planned, but I would also love to see "How to beat: Angels of Death
Hi guys just wanted to say that you are smashing it. I started watching yall from the first vid and it's cool To see how much you all improved 😊
Hey thanks so much! - Griffin
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I love this anime and the abridged version I can't believe you made a video about it😮
Huge fan was waiting for this video for a while i have watch helsing on netflix but never passed episode 1 🎉😮
I'm equally a HUGE fan of this anime and I'm sooo freaking glad they made this HOW TO BEAT 🔥❤
😅 why didn't you? Was it boring?
Yes it was boring
Same
@@artyamy7184this is my first time hearing about this anime, should I watch it?
18:30 I heard him say George Lucas. Did anyone else understand him saying George sent him?
I heard Miami heat
I heard Motley Crue with my vampire hearing.
Ever since abridged.. i get goosebumps Evey time Anderson is on screen....
Orange guy,spicy/nerdy guy and the wedding costume guy.
Goddamn it,i completely forgot about you guys !
Gotta watch the videos.
I was waiting for this!!!😁
I really wish I could get Isekai'd into Hellsing Ultimate so that I could either be turned into a vampire by Seras Victoria or spend my eternal afterlife inside her after I let her drink me.
Is that you Pip?
@@ravenstrongwinds6777 . Well I would be her second Pip.
@@zombiedemon1762 Excellent a boob for you both
I'm genuinely shocked and disgusted... Congratulations! You managed to do what the fucking vampire nazis failed to do.
Love your content so much man I always make sure to watch your videos
Oh hell yeah I wasn’t expecting that
Hellsing Ultimate is my favorite version of Hellsing.
Lol how to beat Hellsing abridged. Love it
wish it was
You can't beat hellsing abridged
I lost my shit and almost cried when the first time i watched Luke Valentine fight. Alucard shouting to him "Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!" Still gives me chills. And the icing on the cake is definately a killing machine vampire calling him a monster. 😅
Video idea. How to survive Gundam 00 or ibo. Tye cast made some decisions if changed could have saved more lives
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Part 2 please 🙏
all i can sa is 'Boo Boo Peo Ple MurDer Peo Ple
I swear I thought that was a comedy edit TeamFourStar made with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. 😂 I laughed so hard during that part of this video when I realized it actually was in the anime. I missed episodes when it aired, so I've never gotten the full story until this video.
I finally watched Hellsing, I quite like this video and can't wait for part two
I will suggest a video for "how to beat classroom of the elite"
I would love to see you teaching us...
Looking back...
The whole point of Millenium was going out in a blaze of glory while killing Alucard. The strongest vampire who consumed the souls of millions all by himself. They fully intended to burn out sooner rather than later, meaning they'd stop being a threat. Alucard on the other hand is basically unkillable and will continue killing and eating people.
The major may have been evil but his success would have saved more people long term than he was killing in the short term! (Even though that absolutely wasn’t his intention)
Now that you say it... Huh...
Holy Sh!t you're right! Alucard just let all his allies die and killed innocent people with a smile on his face!
Once he isn't bound to Hellsing anymore (Integra dying without an heir, etc.) Dracula is back and we know what he likes doing!
@@aurora2687going on very enthusiastic walks
it took me a minute to figure out that hellsing the name is a reference to van hellsing family of vampire killers
would be so funny to see him make a video about hellsing ultimate abridged😂😂
Thank you guys for doing How to beat Anime Hellsing Ultimate. I just love Alucard. 🥰
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Can't wait for you to talk about the NOZI FOKIN WEREWOLF
12:38 Boo Doo Peo Pie MurDer PeoPle
One thing I like an about alucard is that he is from the same country as me I am Romanian btw
HEY GUYS BIG FAN KEEP UP THE VIDS
A fairly good recap of the series
When the title said German vampires my mind was jumping to conclusions
Also vid idea im sorry for this but REDO OF HEALER
😂😂😂😂
This is only possible on the hub
The irish would prob know how to fight vampires and ghouls cus they fought the British
you should break down “Vampire Knight” next
If you haven’t gone to Teamfourstar’s Vanhelsing Abriged you absolutely must do so. It s freaking hysterical
I love how he saying h1tl3r as mustache man lol
I don't know how duct tape is gonnna compress police girl's milk jugs but that's niether here nor there. Anyways! I love characters like Alucard. He's an absolute psychopath but a good guy at the same time??? Whenever he's on screen I just know that the good shit is coming. I hope there'll be a part 2
Hellsing Ultimate is a great anime!
hey can you make an video about how to beat the "Otame Games" from my next life as the villainess?
The priest is underrated how he use the swords and he made a cross with his swords he’s so underrated
Would you guys be willing to cover Black Butler on the channel or would it be too complicated? I know that some episodes in season one aren’t canon and season two isn’t canon at all, but I still want to see it!
Finally I ask a few months ago on a different account on a yt story and now it here after a few months
The violence in Hellsing gets always so many style points.
How to beat Alucard albeit, temporarily. Just distract him with a priest & Butler then throw a German Cat Boy at him.
The game mentioned the characters r from another game called tales. Of the grimm
Hey Policegiiiirl
Strike it with the sun
If no sun is available deliver multiple artificial ones at hypersonic speeds via ballistic re-entry vehicles.
I remember the old thumbnail of this video
Wait. They changed it back to the old thumbnail
And they changed it into another thumbnail
16:13 WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE WHY IS IT BLURRY DONT TELL ME HE IS DOIN WHAT I THINK HE IS WHAT THE HELL
Part two please
17:21 this dude had a sbr garand wtf
Why do you enlist the help of Mr. Mcdoesn’texist.
So which version is this normal or abread
Please respond I’m first I love you guys please 🙏
I am first
you knew that if you put the word german, a lot of german will come, and it worked soooooo
so whats the answer? how to defeat them?
"LOL, I'M SO RANDOM" 😂
Could you do demon slayer vol 2 and attack on titan 3
this is too good o a video and too funny
schrödinger was probably the first taste of poisen for straight ppl before astolfo.. xD
We both know that cat boy is every were
Nice video
Second part will be next year? I already wached the entire series, anyway you make all the job speaking the best ways to beat that crap. Mad respect for your team. As always you choose the best series, this one most probably in top 3 at gore and bloody battles.
heey part 2
I feel like there’s no way to survive in that anime world
I need part 2
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what a coincidence just finished the anime this week, absolute banger
Tapping down police girl's chest so she can be used as a stand in for almost any male (unless their are fat)isn't really possible. I know this because I have the same problem police girl has.
Alucard can be simply defeated you just have to kill him 3 million times
Cops response time doesn't factor in getting armed response to a rurul area. Police responded first then asked for SCO19. Somerset has the end of the motorway at Bristol area for the lower west coast. Better than Devon and Cornwall but still slower than your assessment.
Could you please do Attack on titan season 3 please
definitely need a part 2
UPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!
niceeeeeeeeee
Wellcome to hellsing 💀
I just can't agree with the average response time of cops. They literally don't show up until the initial event or killing/shooting/robbing is over and it's always over 1hr
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THIS CHANNEL NOT JUST GIVE YOU " HOW TO BEAT ..." THIS CHANNEL GIVE YOU SPOILER TOO
I miss the Seras thumbnail.
Alucard reversed is Dracula
Anderson uses bayonetts not blades
Take down Dracula instead. At least these Germans would have prevented World War 3 from happening.
Hellsing is such an underrated show with cool designs and themes even if it wasn't as good as the og I would want a secret or spinoff
Yeah
Mustache man always involved 😡😡
You didn’t really explain how to defeat the vampire army
This is world war 1 or 2 or 3
I'm waiting for part 2🔥🔥🔥🔥
If anyone is surprised that the Catholic Church aided the badguys needs to study some more history
yo
hi sir
W video
Bit fast innit
😂😂 honestly
😂😂😂😂
Why is butler so fuckin strong
Because he is a butler second, and vampire hunter first.