Pat - "I thought what you meant was that people edit out their favourite porn as religious content to pass as acceptable." _Literally_ the entire Renaissance period in a nutshell.
there was that one artist dude who during that time period who was sexually assaulted by priests so as a form of revenge he secretly painted hardcore porn underneath the actual paintings he was commissioned to do
There's quite a bit of filler, though, like how there's, what, two whole pages of names and nothing else? Like, we get it, there were a lot of X son of Y's going on, lotta people got laid during the timeskip, get on with it, Bible...
In an alternate time-line, Woolie went further into Religion while still remaining mostly the same, becoming a priest and having the hypest sermons every Sunday morning. - Awsm Chimera
The eyedrop tool is probably one of the greatest tools for digital artists, but at the same time, yeah it's absolutely brought about so much annoyance. I'm a graphic designer / illustrator and I am constantly using the eyedrop tool to make sure assets are all consistent with the materials provided by a client. Cause otherwise, you'd have to open up the color wheel and input the RGB or CMYK color code or the even the hex code for the specific color (and that's if they provide you with color codes and not just color sample jpgs.) And if you're working fast, that does take longer than just holding down [alt] and clicking the color. That said, it can be so annoying to make any type of fanart and use your own colors. Cause even if you based it off of the official model sheet and then apply your own saturation and brightness based off of the lighting, people will IMMEDIATELY jump at you and say something like "It's not that hard to just use the eyedrop tool dumbass, watch me do it in 2 seconds right now!" There's sticking to official colors so that the art is recognizable, and then there's complete ignorance of things like lighting or stylistic coloring. The eyedrop tool is meant to be a convenience, but by god it's used more as a tool to try and callout artists and make them feel like their work is wrong. And yes, if an artist is wrong, constructive criticism is much more helpful than creating callout posts, campaigns to end their careers, or death threats. On the subject of the whole "I can't relate if it's not my skin color", like that's such a touchy subjects in even art departments. When I was in a digital art class, people were constantly calling each other out on how their pieces didn't have enough diversity or that they couldn't relate because it didn't include "_______" race. And my all time favorite argument was when a student, who was caucasian / white, did a Sailor Moon piece and changed all of the Sailor Scouts into different races, with their stereotypical cultural garments. Their presentation was them talking for like 10 minutes about how whitewashed Sailor Moon is and that the show never had any "real women of color", so they took it upon themselves to change that so the show would be more relatable to different races. When someone asked "But isn't Sailor Moon already a woman of color?" and the student replied "I dunno, how am I supposed to know what race she is?" To which they were told "If you google Sailor Moon, you'll immediately learn it's a Japanese show and the characters are Japanese." With the student's response being "Oh well, how was I supposed to know? They could have been Korean or Chinese or I dunno, don't blame me!" I'm sure at the core, there's good intentions from some people. But for others, it seems to more about trying to prove their right and justify their ego, then providing helpful and constructive criticism to artists. Alright thank you, art rant over. Gotta get back to designing a Christian Punisher who wears a vest made from the cross Jesus was crucified on and shoots bibles at sinners.
That's a bit of the reason I don't like person of color as a phrase, because people super need to understand that ethnic minorities in the US aren't just based on skin tone
A lot of the time, the same people who bother to edit skin color are also the ones who take it upon themselves to decensor all your favorite hentai. True moral dilemma.
Yeah no. as much as i love anime tiddies and scans I can't see the need to remove so much of the art that I'm _ILLEGALLY_ throwing into the internet because seaport-hime's new tan triggers me.
I still think the Ars Goetia is the most interesting interpretation of demons. As manifastations of sin and greed, so long as both you and it have the same agenda, and you abide by the summoning rules, everything will be just fine. Because of course they are gonna follow the path of least resistance, and betrayal for no logical reason and serving no purpose doesn't even come into the equation.
gayfemboi romantic yeah, but solomon's section of the bible also reads like a mash between propoganda and solomon's edgy goth journal. so it doesn't really go into how he did it, just that he could.
Solomon's section of Scripture also doesn't exist with regards to the traditional text. It's apocryphal as fuck. Also, when it comes to the rigors of demon summoning, they may abide by the presented rules, but you better believe that they'll stab you in the fucking back first chance they get.
From sick Bible Fanart to the Time Cube and color preferences, sure seems like the Friendcast to me. On a more serious note, I'm really struggling to remember the last game that had a black guy as a main character and, that wasn't a crime game
Was thinking of something recently with black protags... then i realized i was thinking of leprechaun in the hood and the sequel... you'd be suprised to find that they are actually well made characters.
Lucas Alonso Esgaravati it's because african tribes often had their own religions that diverged from a single origin, so to an outsider it's a mess of complicated stories and tangled names. that's also part of the reason you rarely see anything with european paganism as its core, because it's a chaotic mess.
In Genesis when man is removed from the garden it says "He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life". Try drawing THAT flaming sword!
Prior to this Woolie was talking about how his family wouldn’t let him do anything non-religious on Sundays, and the discussion turned to potential workarounds.
Woolie says he never saw anyone in fiction with dreds before Bionic Commando, yet he's had the Predator and Knuckles for years; and now he's in Steven Universe.
I know you didnt mean it that way, but the fact that not one of those three examples are humans, one is literally an animal and doesnt even really have dreads, and the first and the last are kinda murderous aliens kind of makes that statement come off differently then you intended
To be fair, antagonist turned deuteragonist; antagonist turned deuteragonist; and antagonist turned deuteragonist turned antagonist. Protagonists with dreads are decidedly more rare.
OnimaxBlade It does not have to be. For example, you could challenge yourself to create a character from another series via that creator. Character creators do not necessitate avatars.
This was my favorite part of the podcast by far, thank you for posting this as a video so my friends have some clue as to what I'm giggling at when I think of Pat's rubix cube comment.
I once edited a doujin to have darker skin when i first learned Photoshop in high school now i just patreon people to make the doujin fore me. Man how life changes a man...
unless its a john persons edit, i usually see white to black instead of black to white when it comes to Japanese hentai artists work being edited. black weebs need their hentai fix to you know ?
Well... in the circles I travel the reason for that changes is that black makes it more exotic. Say what you will about people finding that sort of minor change all they need to find a character "Other" enough to be sexy. Jungle fever is real folks.
Mind pointing me in the direction of even one? Because on essentially every mainstream porn site "Blacked" is an entire genre, if not officially then at least defacto. The opposite, not really at all.
I'm 3 minutes in and I assume this is about the Splatoon 2 idiots with Marina... and Woolie is talking about angels. I wonder how this will turn into Splatoon 2 talk because it is very plausible it will turn into that.
2:22 i don't know if Woolie doesn't know or just did not want to talk about it but those angels were guarding the tree of immortality because eating the fruit of knowledge and the fruit of immortality would make Adam and Eve equal to god and that's no good. so the angels were guarding a different tree
Steve McCool What part confuses you? Is it that the start of this conversation--where Woolie talks about trying to pass the time during Sabbat as a kid because his mom would shut the electricity off--isn't included the part that's making you confused?
Maj Djinn racism towards porn is weirdly a thing. I go to Shadbase to look at some neat trap porn and in some there will be black guys giving 'it' to the femboi and the comment section will turn into a fucking race war.
A real story when I was a kid I woke up with a angel knight carved into my bedpost and my dad's friend who was an artist said it looked like at least an expert carved it...no shit real like wft I'm not even religious but I still go wft at that to this day
I dont understand it in the way that they describe, physical traits dont really matter to me. I could understand relating to them if theyre written well and you could understand their motivations/emotions etc.
The thing Woolie brought up about people getting upset over lighting changing the way skin color looks is literally just a majority of the Overwatch community. "I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE WHITEWASHING LUCIO, LOOK HOW WHITE HE IS OUT DURING WINTER"
I was so happy they got in that Marina bullshit. the original art work is just so wholesome but then you have gate keepers that don't understand highlights and shadows
10:13 Idk why that one got me. Every once in a while there's gonna be an UBER-dumb joke that just hit's the personal nail-on-the-head, outa-the-blue and super unexpectedly, eh. Ha-ha, Cheers~
"You just change the sensitivity on the lasso tool..." are the best friends as bad at reading tooltips in Adobe products as they are at reading tips in-game?
This pain is sooo real for me cause I have that Spike Spiegel Deku hair. And fuck me none of the games I've played FUCKIN EVER has my hairstyle that's why I'm so pumped that there's like a renaissance of curly haired heroes in Japan right now bnha,megalo box, yakuza 7, etc.
I really don't understand the need for people to look like you to relate to them. I hear it every now and then from all kinds of people, but I just don't get it. People feel fucking empathy for animals, fuck, I planted a lupin in my garden a while ago and ended up crafting a fucking fence around it because I felt sorry for how often it got knocked around but kept coming back and trying to grow. I don't know if I'm just a huge sap or something but it baffles me that people struggle to relate based on fucking skin tone or hair.
I honestly don’t really get this though, because I’ve seen way more white-to-Black penis edits than the other way around. I don’t, like, seek them out or anything just- fuck, I’m just digging this whole deeper aren’t I. All I’m gonna say is if you look for hentai in tumblr tags you get ALL hentai, so you gotta sift through it and you see some shit in that process.
I am legitimately asking this and would like an audio or visual response: Where the FUCK did you find what you are talking about, Woolie? I mean, I know shit is crazy in 2018 and i have seen a lot of weird porn and clicked off even WEIRDER porn...but I have never seen ANYTHING like you are describing and am very curious, albeit scared and worried.
Pat - "I thought what you meant was that people edit out their favourite porn as religious content to pass as acceptable."
_Literally_ the entire Renaissance period in a nutshell.
there was that one artist dude who during that time period who was sexually assaulted by priests so as a form of revenge he secretly painted hardcore porn underneath the actual paintings he was commissioned to do
KeroKaminaX Tried googling that, didnt know nuns and priests were so popular on porn...
Woolie makes religion way more hype than it should be
Gundam angels? See ya Sunday.
Devon Palmer He had too for the sake of his childhood; this ninja way was forced upon him.
Have you seen the prince of Egypt!!!
Religion is hype. Why do you think there's so much of it?
There's quite a bit of filler, though, like how there's, what, two whole pages of names and nothing else? Like, we get it, there were a lot of X son of Y's going on, lotta people got laid during the timeskip, get on with it, Bible...
there was a pirate porno that the creators were so proud of writing and acting-wise that they released a non-porn version.
coolboyyo654 brazzers did the same thing with the /tv/ written porn
Wtf that's kind of cute. I hope they do well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film) it had a sequel that had an even higher budget and also had an R Rated cut
And that's the origin story of Pirates of the Caribbean
The fact that pirate porn is a thing is hilarious to me.
Woolie is my favorite part of best friends. He's always got hype shit on his mind.
He is the hypegod after all
When he was going nuts about editing skin colour I couldn’t tell if he was talking about porn or the Bible anymore
In an alternate time-line, Woolie went further into Religion while still remaining mostly the same, becoming a priest and having the hypest sermons every Sunday morning.
- Awsm Chimera
The eyedrop tool is probably one of the greatest tools for digital artists, but at the same time, yeah it's absolutely brought about so much annoyance. I'm a graphic designer / illustrator and I am constantly using the eyedrop tool to make sure assets are all consistent with the materials provided by a client. Cause otherwise, you'd have to open up the color wheel and input the RGB or CMYK color code or the even the hex code for the specific color (and that's if they provide you with color codes and not just color sample jpgs.) And if you're working fast, that does take longer than just holding down [alt] and clicking the color.
That said, it can be so annoying to make any type of fanart and use your own colors. Cause even if you based it off of the official model sheet and then apply your own saturation and brightness based off of the lighting, people will IMMEDIATELY jump at you and say something like "It's not that hard to just use the eyedrop tool dumbass, watch me do it in 2 seconds right now!" There's sticking to official colors so that the art is recognizable, and then there's complete ignorance of things like lighting or stylistic coloring. The eyedrop tool is meant to be a convenience, but by god it's used more as a tool to try and callout artists and make them feel like their work is wrong. And yes, if an artist is wrong, constructive criticism is much more helpful than creating callout posts, campaigns to end their careers, or death threats.
On the subject of the whole "I can't relate if it's not my skin color", like that's such a touchy subjects in even art departments. When I was in a digital art class, people were constantly calling each other out on how their pieces didn't have enough diversity or that they couldn't relate because it didn't include "_______" race. And my all time favorite argument was when a student, who was caucasian / white, did a Sailor Moon piece and changed all of the Sailor Scouts into different races, with their stereotypical cultural garments. Their presentation was them talking for like 10 minutes about how whitewashed Sailor Moon is and that the show never had any "real women of color", so they took it upon themselves to change that so the show would be more relatable to different races. When someone asked "But isn't Sailor Moon already a woman of color?" and the student replied "I dunno, how am I supposed to know what race she is?" To which they were told "If you google Sailor Moon, you'll immediately learn it's a Japanese show and the characters are Japanese." With the student's response being "Oh well, how was I supposed to know? They could have been Korean or Chinese or I dunno, don't blame me!" I'm sure at the core, there's good intentions from some people. But for others, it seems to more about trying to prove their right and justify their ego, then providing helpful and constructive criticism to artists.
Alright thank you, art rant over. Gotta get back to designing a Christian Punisher who wears a vest made from the cross Jesus was crucified on and shoots bibles at sinners.
Being relatable is such a weird thing. I just require someone being interesting. Not understanding someone makes them more fun to discuss.
That's a bit of the reason I don't like person of color as a phrase, because people super need to understand that ethnic minorities in the US aren't just based on skin tone
The split between "white" and "miscellaneous" has a lot of baggage.
“Did the time cube create the eyedropper tool” is quite possibly the most nonsensical sentence i have ever heard spoken out loud and i LOVE YOU
A lot of the time, the same people who bother to edit skin color are also the ones who take it upon themselves to decensor all your favorite hentai.
True moral dilemma.
_"That skin color isn't doing it for me, I gotta edit this and change it to something less human in general"_ -Plague
Yeah no. as much as i love anime tiddies and scans I can't see the need to remove so much of the art that I'm _ILLEGALLY_ throwing into the internet because seaport-hime's new tan triggers me.
I still think the Ars Goetia is the most interesting interpretation of demons. As manifastations of sin and greed, so long as both you and it have the same agenda, and you abide by the summoning rules, everything will be just fine. Because of course they are gonna follow the path of least resistance, and betrayal for no logical reason and serving no purpose doesn't even come into the equation.
Adrian The Vulture didn't
Solomon just enslave all the demons with a ring and make them do whatever he wanted them to do?
gayfemboi romantic yeah, but solomon's section of the bible also reads like a mash between propoganda and solomon's edgy goth journal. so it doesn't really go into how he did it, just that he could.
Solomon OP, plz nerf
Patchnotes: User split in half.
Solomon's section of Scripture also doesn't exist with regards to the traditional text. It's apocryphal as fuck. Also, when it comes to the rigors of demon summoning, they may abide by the presented rules, but you better believe that they'll stab you in the fucking back first chance they get.
travis touchdown is the guardian of the gates of paradise with his beam katana
New Woolie vs. God when?
WeirdBoySkuzag *Shin Woolie
Van Dagylon Woolie (SSGSS)
WeirdBoySkuzag A.K.A. Woolie from SFV
WeirdBoySkuzag I think Woolie is straying closer to God each day actually, so probably no Woolie vs God.😱
Woolie knows how to convert people into Christianity
Still hasn't gotten me, I refuse to go into the WOOLIE HOLE, as should everyone else.
filthy brony
_"It's all Accurate and fine!"_ -Kentington Hovind Madden
From sick Bible Fanart to the Time Cube and color preferences, sure seems like the Friendcast to me.
On a more serious note, I'm really struggling to remember the last game that had a black guy as a main character and, that wasn't a crime game
Andrei11 Dr lest we forget the 2013 VH1 game of the year Marlow Briggs
One of the playable characters in Far Cry 2 was black
Was thinking of something recently with black protags... then i realized i was thinking of leprechaun in the hood and the sequel... you'd be suprised to find that they are actually well made characters.
Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn
Lucas Alonso Esgaravati it's because african tribes often had their own religions that diverged from a single origin, so to an outsider it's a mess of complicated stories and tangled names. that's also part of the reason you rarely see anything with european paganism as its core, because it's a chaotic mess.
Woolie can't empathize with the white man and is disgusted when he must play as one in his video games.
Woolie hates himself?
In Genesis when man is removed from the garden it says "He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life". Try drawing THAT flaming sword!
SCP-001 (Clef version) describes it pretty well, but i have yet to see good fanart of it
*Head Explodes*
Turok Shadowbaby
It'd just be a guy spinning a flaming sword in front of him.
Flaming Sword Angel is Darth Maul doing cool saber tricks, confirmed
that's some rurouni kenshin shit
I legitimately don't understand this conversation completely. Someone else said it, but I think we only have half of the conversation.
Yeah... they do that a lot lol. They kinda have a problem of not explaining things to give context.
Eventually you kinda learn to figure out what they are talking about most of the time
this is an excerpt from the podcast
If you know, you know. If not, get to learning.
Prior to this Woolie was talking about how his family wouldn’t let him do anything non-religious on Sundays, and the discussion turned to potential workarounds.
Can't wait to see this animated.
Woolie says he never saw anyone in fiction with dreds before Bionic Commando, yet he's had the Predator and Knuckles for years; and now he's in Steven Universe.
Those aren't fiction idiot
(Joking)
I know you didnt mean it that way, but the fact that not one of those three examples are humans, one is literally an animal and doesnt even really have dreads, and the first and the last are kinda murderous aliens kind of makes that statement come off differently then you intended
Yeah, Predator isn't a human, and him having dreads doesn't push for human dreadlock acceptance and character bits.
To be fair, antagonist turned deuteragonist; antagonist turned deuteragonist; and antagonist turned deuteragonist turned antagonist. Protagonists with dreads are decidedly more rare.
Wait... is Woolie pro character customization or not?
It feels like he’s try to have his pie and eat it too.
The Official TJK10 I guess what they're trying to day is that Woolie can't empathize with white people
A character customization character isn't really a character. It's an avatar. That's a huge difference.
OnimaxBlade It does not have to be.
For example, you could challenge yourself to create a character from another series via that creator.
Character creators do not necessitate avatars.
remember: it was never his pie in the first place
The Official TJK10 HE STOLE THAT PIE
This is like 3 overlapping conversations happening at once.
This was my favorite part of the podcast by far, thank you for posting this as a video so my friends have some clue as to what I'm giggling at when I think of Pat's rubix cube comment.
Finally Woolie’s Black rage comes out. Raging Demon
Woolie has zero racial empathy confirmed
So Woolie lacks empathy? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?
What would you expect? He steals pies. Would a person who has empathy steal a pie from someone?
I decided to Google Xavier Stone
One image of the character, 3 images of Whoolie cosplaying the character
Mm... sounds like woolie is on /h/
I once edited a doujin to have darker skin when i first learned Photoshop in high school now i just patreon people to make the doujin fore me. Man how life changes a man...
WeaponOfMyDestructio naw he's trying to show of his rippling muscles
"Depends on how many inches you gotta turn". Oh man, Matt. Lmao. Hail Set.
unless its a john persons edit, i usually see white to black instead of black to white when it comes to Japanese hentai artists work being edited.
black weebs need their hentai fix to you know ?
That actually makes sense now that I think about it. I guess I assumed people would be petty enough to edit what little black hentai there was
Well... in the circles I travel the reason for that changes is that black makes it more exotic. Say what you will about people finding that sort of minor change all they need to find a character "Other" enough to be sexy. Jungle fever is real folks.
Optical color-swap edits on female characters are the minority. It almost always the dude being edited.
Oh, trust me, theres plenty of that, just more western stuff.
I dont know man, just invert the color on your computer or something
"what am I going to do? Not play skyrim"
that is an entirely valid option.
I just imagined Jesus doing Johnny's Infinite Spin on the devil and now I totally want to see it drawn.
... Does woolie not know that like 90% of color skin edits in porn are white dudes to black dudes...?
I guess we're visiting different porn sites, because I see quite the opposite.
Mind pointing me in the direction of even one? Because on essentially every mainstream porn site "Blacked" is an entire genre, if not officially then at least defacto. The opposite, not really at all.
"When you didn't have this outlet like Sonic to put it into..."
Literally choked on air when I heard that. Didn't even know that was possible.
I'm 3 minutes in and I assume this is about the Splatoon 2 idiots with Marina... and Woolie is talking about angels. I wonder how this will turn into Splatoon 2 talk because it is very plausible it will turn into that.
I've said it before, I will say it again: _BOY, OH, MAN_ does this channel cover a lot of interests.
I L I K E T H A T O N E T H O U G H
2:22 i don't know if Woolie doesn't know or just did not want to talk about it but those angels were guarding the tree of immortality because eating the fruit of knowledge and the fruit of immortality would make Adam and Eve equal to god and that's no good. so the angels were guarding a different tree
They did eat the fruit, but they didn't become equal to God, so I guess that part wasn't true?
Eboni Fragaria no he's saying they ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge, but not the fruit of the tree of immortality.
Isn't this literally the actual plot of NGE?
damn god's a moron, why'd he even put that there
@@seanunknown6868as far as my dad would have me believe, we were already immortal at that time until eating one fucked us over
I know that exact Marina picture Woolies talking about.
Pat should try the Ys series, Adol is a great Red Headed hero.
What the fuck is woolie referring to here? I feel like we're missing half of the conversation.
Steve McCool What part confuses you? Is it that the start of this conversation--where Woolie talks about trying to pass the time during Sabbat as a kid because his mom would shut the electricity off--isn't included the part that's making you confused?
Steve McCool
So theres this guy called pit, and people edit his art
Maj Djinn racism towards porn is weirdly a thing. I go to Shadbase to look at some neat trap porn and in some there will be black guys giving 'it' to the femboi and the comment section will turn into a fucking race war.
gayfemboi romantic
Yeeeeah they at one poiny were just posting of two tones but stopped recently
gayfemboi romantic Yeah, as much as some people like to accuse Shad of being racist, he isn't. His fanbase, though....
9:36 welcome to...
ps. stop talking about face off Matt
pps. stop pushing the time cube Pat
The way Woolie describe religion sometimes feel it could be a Dark Souls game but with religious mythos.
Wing Zero Custom is the hypest angel and no one can convince me otherwise.
The guy in Diablo 3 is really cool tho...
10:15 what is this about?
*we never did find out*
Is this the Octodad podcast?
Angel Crossroads no this is “Chewy and fuckface in the morning”
Octopath*
No, I had it right
No, you had it left
I have nothing left anymore.
(Me): hears "Angel"
My brain): *SCREAMS GEOMETRICALLY*
I am so hyped for this becoming a Woolie Vs God animation!
A real story when I was a kid I woke up with a angel knight carved into my bedpost and my dad's friend who was an artist said it looked like at least an expert carved it...no shit real like wft I'm not even religious but I still go wft at that to this day
Wild.
thelaughingrouge I know. I was great at art but was too impatient so we made jokes about me as a sleep-artist XD
Jacob Alexander if you ever find a chance to take a picture of said carving please post it on reddit
carlos conde Shit that this is long go in fire sad
Never understood the need to relate to a fictional character.
agreed. i have no need to feel an attachment to the person, i'm here for their story.
I dont understand it in the way that they describe, physical traits dont really matter to me. I could understand relating to them if theyre written well and you could understand their motivations/emotions etc.
6:49 now you just have the artist do it and it goes into a sub category
Is the podcast not showing up on Google play for anyone else?
I need to see these drawings...
8:57 OOOF, THAT'S STRONG
Which hunting game does matt refer to?
Woolie reminds me of good ol'Woopie Goldberg when he burst into laughings jajajaja
The thing Woolie brought up about people getting upset over lighting changing the way skin color looks is literally just a majority of the Overwatch community. "I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE WHITEWASHING LUCIO, LOOK HOW WHITE HE IS OUT DURING WINTER"
When are you guys going to talk about Broly?!
DragonKnight15 - Jason Cruz last week
DragonKnight15 - Jason Cruz or two weeks ago? Don't remember, but it was recent.
They did this week.
0:01
I was so happy they got in that Marina bullshit. the original art work is just so wholesome but then you have gate keepers that don't understand highlights and shadows
WHEN'S RUSTLEMANIA 3 boys?
I knew he was going to say a Gundam was guarding the Forbidden Tree. Gundam: FT Retake. 6PM Weekdays on Toonami. The quiet storm.
Pat...Chrono Trigger
Yeah, Pat's memory seemed to slide out of his head for a bit, there.
10:13 Idk why that one got me. Every once in a while there's gonna be an UBER-dumb joke that just hit's the personal nail-on-the-head, outa-the-blue and super unexpectedly, eh. Ha-ha, Cheers~
BIG CHRISTAN ENERGY
I didn't expect Woolie to go there with his conversation...
I think Woolie's fairly aginst BBC fetishism, didn't he dump a girl for saying she was into him because he was black?
"Welcome to fucking Woolie." BAD choice of words in context!
i fucking love kid woolie religious stories
"You just change the sensitivity on the lasso tool..." are the best friends as bad at reading tooltips in Adobe products as they are at reading tips in-game?
Sometimes woolie gets confused and starts reading in the wrong direction.
I have honestly never had the issue woolie is talking about here and being mixed it's probably even worse so i don't get it
So has woolie not heard of angel wars?
This pain is sooo real for me cause I have that Spike Spiegel Deku hair. And fuck me none of the games I've played FUCKIN EVER has my hairstyle that's why I'm so pumped that there's like a renaissance of curly haired heroes in Japan right now bnha,megalo box, yakuza 7, etc.
this week on Woolie VS GOD
When I watch porn, and I don’t like the color, I just use the negative filter. Simple!
I’m now imagining the knights from DMC4 guarding the Garden of Eden while other angels izuna drop demons from Heaven.
lol that cap
Woolie needs to play Darksiders.
Isn't fry the main character of futurama? He's a cartoon, but at least he's a lead man red-head
Wow Matt you're looking very Kevin Smith in this podcast.
Lassou?
Holy Shit this conversation literally happened for the Pokemon Character Nessa a couple months back Jesus Christ.
Seeing Ground Zeros made me shape up and play the whole series. Jokes on me the fucks fired him.
Then the next big thing after 5 was Survive and Pachinko machines.
I googled Xavier Stone and it was 80% Woolie
WOOLIE! the only Zaibatsu member with hair on his head....
If you just Google Xavier Stone, Woolie is in the top row of results like five times
i grew up in a religious hosuehold and i am so glad my parents & catholic school weren't as bad woolie's upbringing
Ah, now the reddit picture makes more sense.
Revelations is hype as fuck
Which one?
*Why does an ALL POWERFUL God need military Angels?*
Soarin-Wonderbolt because they're rad.
Soarin-Wonderbolt BECAUSE THEY ARE *C H A L L E N G E R S* FOR US TO ATTAIN STANDS AND BLESSINS.
Jus because god _could_ do everything.... sometimes he feels lazy too, you know? Resting on the 7th day and what not.
Is it possible the being that can do anything is a bit egotistical?
The Bible tells Man how to *get* to heaven, but Science tells Man how the Heavens *Work* .
So Woolie hates character creators.
more people should look up how the bible actually describes unicorns, because that's some eldritch shit right there.
I really don't understand the need for people to look like you to relate to them.
I hear it every now and then from all kinds of people, but I just don't get it. People feel fucking empathy for animals, fuck, I planted a lupin in my garden a while ago and ended up crafting a fucking fence around it because I felt sorry for how often it got knocked around but kept coming back and trying to grow.
I don't know if I'm just a huge sap or something but it baffles me that people struggle to relate based on fucking skin tone or hair.
No but seriously what the FUCK IS A TIME CUBE?!
Search "xavier stone" in google and you will find woolie
Woolie needs to quit being a let's player and become a Church hype man, I swear.
Literally no idea about the pics Woolie is talking about but from the way he laughs I'm gonna guess its racism related.
I honestly don’t really get this though, because I’ve seen way more white-to-Black penis edits than the other way around.
I don’t, like, seek them out or anything just- fuck, I’m just digging this whole deeper aren’t I.
All I’m gonna say is if you look for hentai in tumblr tags you get ALL hentai, so you gotta sift through it and you see some shit in that process.
I am legitimately asking this and would like an audio or visual response: Where the FUCK did you find what you are talking about, Woolie? I mean, I know shit is crazy in 2018 and i have seen a lot of weird porn and clicked off even WEIRDER porn...but I have never seen ANYTHING like you are describing and am very curious, albeit scared and worried.
Like, would it even look normal? I mean, wouldn't it somewhat end up looking like he/she is wearing a green screen suit?
Tbh, if the character is male, idgaf about skin color, you already have my curiosity. You have my attention when the game/show/whatever is good.
I edit the skin color in every porn I watch. Only green skin gets me from 6 to noon