Tips: 1) The nuke is easier in duos than trios & quads because the element timer is so much slower with larger squad sizes (10m45s for quads, 8m35s for trios, 6m40s for duos). Duos is definitely your best bet. You'll never run down the timer in Trios or Quads unless you have an insanely stacked team of WSOW sweats and $100k starting cash. 2) The phone does more than just give money every 20 seconds, each payout also takes 8 SECONDS OFF THE NUKE TIMER. 8 seconds off, 3 times a minute is HUGE for the nuke. Holding the phone is by far the single most helpful thing you can do. Looks like on your attempt 6 you didn't actually go for the phone and just did contracts for money, so you weren't getting any of the payouts or time off throughout the match by holding it. 3) Delegate roles, element mule + buy spammer. The element mule should be the player who's the best at fighting/surviving. He gives all his money to the buy spammer, takes the element(s) and leaves the area to make sure the buy spammer is left alone. Holding the element draws enemies and makes buying hard. Buy spammer holds the phone and spends money on plates in the firesale as fast as possible. 4) In the firesale, 1 min off the timer costs $9k worth of plates. Outside the firesale it costs $18k per minute, so it really behooves you to use the firesale (and also just have as much money as possible). 5) Farm enemies if they have self-revives like 7:52 - you can interrogate him once, let him self-revive then down him again, allowing you to interrogate a 2nd time. You can only execute a player once. 6) Top floor of grandma's house has Vikhor's keycard which will give an Advanced UAV and $8k from stronghold. It's close to the headquarters bunker so it's minimal extra effort to get more money and a useful resource. 7) Save an Advanced UAV until your 1st element is soon to drop. Use it to scout the entire map and see which areas are busy. This way you can pick a quiet buy station for plate spamming and the element mule can avoid high traffic areas/find a power position to defend which isn't already camped. 8) A deployable buy station on top of a building (e.g. headquarters) is a very defensible position. You can both camp up there, spamming plates and subsequent elements may even land on the roof with you. The entire lobby will push in underneath you and 3rd party each other while you hold the ladders. 9) The "battle hardened" perk provides some protection from the electric effects of element 2. Instead of tazing you for 2 seconds, that duration is reduced to 1 second. It's basically identical to the effect of a shock stick with/without the perk.
Sally u might not rember me but I commented in September about me going to collage for the first time and you said I will enjoy myself and I want you to know that I have made amazing friends and have had a great first year and thank you for the message that helped to cheer me up
hey Sally I haven't finished the video but I nuked rebirth already y'all probably shouldve had one person get the phone and keycard at Grandma's house then the other keycard and met up at stronghold then redeem key cards and then if u have 60-80k pickup the contract.
Got some tips for you Sally, as someone who has done 20+ rebirth island nukes successfully here’s what will most likely work best for you: Basically people are going to tell you it’s easier to nuke in a gamemode like duos because the timer is around 6:30 minutes which is considerably shorter than the 10:30 minutes in squads, while that is true I still find it to be easier in squads or trios (trios is 8:30), that way you can still stick close to your teammates but not have to worry about being completely wiped if one of you dies. After you have your squad I would recommend lobby surfing until you find a game with around 3+ hack contracts in decent locations, as well as the occasional recon drone and scav contracts. I would also advise you get unidentified phone, and 2-3 of any of the Easter egg key cards, when going for my nukes I usually go for phone, the key card at grandmas house, the key card in the building next to nova (factory), or all of them combined (including the one at bio), this can easily get you around 20-30k plus free loadouts and specialist (depending on the cards you grab). Not only is the unidentified phone good for money but it also reduces around 12 seconds of the element timer each time it gives you money which makes it really nice to have. For squads I would recommend having around 100k+, for trios around 60-80k+, for duos 40-50k+ and so on (money will only increase as long as you are killing teams and staying alive), I would strongly recommend trying trios in your case in which one person will be getting phone, and grandmas key card and novas key card (all in close proximity) while that may be difficult it is extremely helpful and still very much possible, this leaves the other 2 teammates to collect contracts to gain money. After this you should be ready to pop your nuke contract, stay close together and stack as a team, making sure to kill, interrogate, and execute. It would also be smart to let downed players self if you are confident enough in your situation so you can down them again and interrogate them again. Each element should then be held by one person, even though BE is the only one defined as marking you for the whole lobby to see, all elements will do the same and still have their other debuffs, this means the person carrying the elements needs to be well protected and stack with the team. The second element to get is NP which acts like an occasional shock stick shooting your gun in hip fire, this can easily reveal your location to nearby enemies making teamwork even more important, lastly is T, this one you will likely not really have to worry about because it will be later in the game but what T does is scramble your radar (basically a counter UAV) and disable your ability to drive a vehicle when close to it. At no point in time should you get greedy for kills and run away because dying will not only set you and your team back, but lower the teams money and add an additional 38 seconds to the element timers. Another thing is you cannot drop elements or die with them, this will completely stop the element timer but the whole nuke contract timer will continue to count down, remember time is everything. You’ll want to secure a safe place to hold, likely control (may come with some fighting), top prison (with a portable buy station), or nova. You need to be aware of fire sale time as well as this is your biggest asset, fire sale always occurs at the beginning of the 3rd zones reveal, taking a couple seconds and showing up at around 1:06 on the zone timer, this is when 1-2 people will spam buy plates while the other drops money, watches element timers, and watches for enemies. Fire sale is also a great time to buy an advanced UAV which can be done by buying 3 normal UAVs and popping them all at the same time (costing 9k in fire sale and 18k without fire sale), this helps the defending teammate tremendously and can help you determine how safe your area is by showing all the teams and where they are looking on the map 24/7 for 60 seconds. I would recommend whoever is holding elements to also be buying plates as they are the ones with the debuffs and will be most likely to lose a fight one on one. This means one of the better players on the team needs to hold elements so they can hopefully win their one on ones in any given situation, leaving another good player to defend the people buying for element timers. This leads to the planting stage, YOU CANNOT BY ANY MEANS KILL THE LAST PLAYED BEFORE THE NUKE IS ARMED! This may mean your teammates have to distract the last player by running around them and not shooting them so you can arm the nuke in time. If this step is ignored and you kill the last player before arming, this will completely finish the game and all that work will be for nothing, wasting a nuke contract, the person with the elements will likely need a gas mask as some bomb sites will spawn outside of zone (but not too far), after all elements are planted all that’s left is arming the nuke which will take around 15 seconds, if in gas this will completely kill you, meaning you need to have full health before you plant the bomb, after planting you have to worry about people defusing if there are still quite a few players left, the disarming sequence takes around 10-15 seconds (I’m not sure for rebirth but defend the bomb like it’s 10 seconds just to be safe), if the enemy team successfully defuses the nuke, the game will end giving you second place immediately. A good way to stop this is by having precision airstrikes or mortar strikes, usually you won’t have to do this as the contract will take you to the end zone if all elements are acquired at a normal time (it can be done insanely fast but speed is not your priority). By this time it should be the last team, if not there is usually not very many people left in which you can kill them all, reducing the bomb timer to 6 seconds in which it will go off and you will recieve your rewards (I would recommend that one person stays on the bombsite at all times just to make sure no one sneaks to the defuse). I wish you the best of luck in completing this challenge and I hope this helps!
hey, i am pretty new to call of duty and have been playing warzone for about 2 weeks and have never dropped a nuke, was curious why they would shoot and down people but would not kill them? if you could tell me that would be awesome
Congrats on 100k for the second channel! You should also try the one loot box challenge. Open one single loot box and whatever is in it is what you get.
Speaking of blowing things up. Do you remember that one time on AL Mazrah in a stairwell of a small house where you got double prox mined? It's ok, I do.
You kan kill all the drones with a single killstreak hit.. Also at 8:36 right under you on the grass in the corner under the yellow stairs is one of those cashes that looks like a manhole cover.
Sally try getting a full team,2 to stronghold(preferably the best out of you killing wise) 1 to bioweapons and 1 to grandmas,the dudes in stronghold should do contracts and not loot anything,the guy in bio should try his best to pick up the showers card and run back to you(its okay if he cant tho) and the guy in grandmas should get the grandma card,the unidentified phone and the card from the building besides nova,then the contract HAS to be at stronghold,when you know you have everything,pick it up and loot all of stronghold and if your lucky its in zone,loot it again when there is a restock and you should get the first element and then you need to try to fry the lobby and camp a buy station for the fire sale to buy your plates(dont go to the living buy its too open,if you can get control thats amazing) you should have about 100k and that should get you the second element and shave a lot off the third,then its just a matter of game skill and zone pull, best of luck
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lol this is my 1,000th video
Congrats I'm sorry but Sallyisadog2 is way cooler
Congratulations!!!
The only cod content creator I watch now.
I love you not else
Can we just get a stache cam ur mustache is too good to be unappreciated
Tips:
1) The nuke is easier in duos than trios & quads because the element timer is so much slower with larger squad sizes (10m45s for quads, 8m35s for trios, 6m40s for duos). Duos is definitely your best bet. You'll never run down the timer in Trios or Quads unless you have an insanely stacked team of WSOW sweats and $100k starting cash.
2) The phone does more than just give money every 20 seconds, each payout also takes 8 SECONDS OFF THE NUKE TIMER. 8 seconds off, 3 times a minute is HUGE for the nuke. Holding the phone is by far the single most helpful thing you can do. Looks like on your attempt 6 you didn't actually go for the phone and just did contracts for money, so you weren't getting any of the payouts or time off throughout the match by holding it.
3) Delegate roles, element mule + buy spammer. The element mule should be the player who's the best at fighting/surviving. He gives all his money to the buy spammer, takes the element(s) and leaves the area to make sure the buy spammer is left alone. Holding the element draws enemies and makes buying hard. Buy spammer holds the phone and spends money on plates in the firesale as fast as possible.
4) In the firesale, 1 min off the timer costs $9k worth of plates. Outside the firesale it costs $18k per minute, so it really behooves you to use the firesale (and also just have as much money as possible).
5) Farm enemies if they have self-revives like 7:52 - you can interrogate him once, let him self-revive then down him again, allowing you to interrogate a 2nd time. You can only execute a player once.
6) Top floor of grandma's house has Vikhor's keycard which will give an Advanced UAV and $8k from stronghold. It's close to the headquarters bunker so it's minimal extra effort to get more money and a useful resource.
7) Save an Advanced UAV until your 1st element is soon to drop. Use it to scout the entire map and see which areas are busy. This way you can pick a quiet buy station for plate spamming and the element mule can avoid high traffic areas/find a power position to defend which isn't already camped.
8) A deployable buy station on top of a building (e.g. headquarters) is a very defensible position. You can both camp up there, spamming plates and subsequent elements may even land on the roof with you. The entire lobby will push in underneath you and 3rd party each other while you hold the ladders.
9) The "battle hardened" perk provides some protection from the electric effects of element 2. Instead of tazing you for 2 seconds, that duration is reduced to 1 second. It's basically identical to the effect of a shock stick with/without the perk.
Jam always helping out other streamer👍👍👍
@sallyisadog listen to this man. This would be an awesome collab.
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YOOOOOOOO wassup jamcowl everything easy for you bc "zone/radiation is the new safe zone"
Thanks, I've been struggling and this should help
I don’t appreciate being lied to 🤣
Man you sure did blow up rebirth Island lmfao
Real thats what i said
Video ❤
Title 💀
Blowing up the island like you got blown up by double prox mines
Legally not allowed to comment on this
That never happened
Sally dying to prox mines is tatman propaganda, one of his lies
LOL
Exactly, because neither ever happened.
Sally u might not rember me but I commented in September about me going to collage for the first time and you said I will enjoy myself and I want you to know that I have made amazing friends and have had a great first year and thank you for the message that helped to cheer me up
Dude this is dope as hell man. I hope you enjoy ya summer and rest of college. What college you in bro
Thats awesome man good for you 👊
This is one of the many reasons I love this channel and community❤
oh ye man I remember you!
@@rid6233your not sally
Hands down the most anticipated video of 2024.
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hey Sally I haven't finished the video but I nuked rebirth already y'all probably shouldve had one person get the phone and keycard at Grandma's house then the other keycard and met up at stronghold then redeem key cards and then if u have 60-80k pickup the contract.
Why's the cash so important?
Because cash is so important in this run because the more times you buy things the last time will be on your timer to get in the next element
@@Ericgames-cd2fo Oh, cheers bro, I had no idea
Yeah
Nothin' like the fallout squad nuking an island
lol
welcome to cod in 2022
WE BEEN GETTING skins like that since mw2
I love the video with Crowder. Reminds of the old streams with the boys!
Sally is a dawg
Yip
151st time asking Kevin to let Sally pick his loadout.
I love that your using the fallout operator skin while getting a nuke
I love the communication the gameplay the coop. Excellent
Got some tips for you Sally, as someone who has done 20+ rebirth island nukes successfully here’s what will most likely work best for you:
Basically people are going to tell you it’s easier to nuke in a gamemode like duos because the timer is around 6:30 minutes which is considerably shorter than the 10:30 minutes in squads, while that is true I still find it to be easier in squads or trios (trios is 8:30), that way you can still stick close to your teammates but not have to worry about being completely wiped if one of you dies. After you have your squad I would recommend lobby surfing until you find a game with around 3+ hack contracts in decent locations, as well as the occasional recon drone and scav contracts. I would also advise you get unidentified phone, and 2-3 of any of the Easter egg key cards, when going for my nukes I usually go for phone, the key card at grandmas house, the key card in the building next to nova (factory), or all of them combined (including the one at bio), this can easily get you around 20-30k plus free loadouts and specialist (depending on the cards you grab). Not only is the unidentified phone good for money but it also reduces around 12 seconds of the element timer each time it gives you money which makes it really nice to have. For squads I would recommend having around 100k+, for trios around 60-80k+, for duos 40-50k+ and so on (money will only increase as long as you are killing teams and staying alive), I would strongly recommend trying trios in your case in which one person will be getting phone, and grandmas key card and novas key card (all in close proximity) while that may be difficult it is extremely helpful and still very much possible, this leaves the other 2 teammates to collect contracts to gain money. After this you should be ready to pop your nuke contract, stay close together and stack as a team, making sure to kill, interrogate, and execute. It would also be smart to let downed players self if you are confident enough in your situation so you can down them again and interrogate them again. Each element should then be held by one person, even though BE is the only one defined as marking you for the whole lobby to see, all elements will do the same and still have their other debuffs, this means the person carrying the elements needs to be well protected and stack with the team. The second element to get is NP which acts like an occasional shock stick shooting your gun in hip fire, this can easily reveal your location to nearby enemies making teamwork even more important, lastly is T, this one you will likely not really have to worry about because it will be later in the game but what T does is scramble your radar (basically a counter UAV) and disable your ability to drive a vehicle when close to it. At no point in time should you get greedy for kills and run away because dying will not only set you and your team back, but lower the teams money and add an additional 38 seconds to the element timers. Another thing is you cannot drop elements or die with them, this will completely stop the element timer but the whole nuke contract timer will continue to count down, remember time is everything. You’ll want to secure a safe place to hold, likely control (may come with some fighting), top prison (with a portable buy station), or nova. You need to be aware of fire sale time as well as this is your biggest asset, fire sale always occurs at the beginning of the 3rd zones reveal, taking a couple seconds and showing up at around 1:06 on the zone timer, this is when 1-2 people will spam buy plates while the other drops money, watches element timers, and watches for enemies. Fire sale is also a great time to buy an advanced UAV which can be done by buying 3 normal UAVs and popping them all at the same time (costing 9k in fire sale and 18k without fire sale), this helps the defending teammate tremendously and can help you determine how safe your area is by showing all the teams and where they are looking on the map 24/7 for 60 seconds. I would recommend whoever is holding elements to also be buying plates as they are the ones with the debuffs and will be most likely to lose a fight one on one. This means one of the better players on the team needs to hold elements so they can hopefully win their one on ones in any given situation, leaving another good player to defend the people buying for element timers. This leads to the planting stage, YOU CANNOT BY ANY MEANS KILL THE LAST PLAYED BEFORE THE NUKE IS ARMED! This may mean your teammates have to distract the last player by running around them and not shooting them so you can arm the nuke in time. If this step is ignored and you kill the last player before arming, this will completely finish the game and all that work will be for nothing, wasting a nuke contract, the person with the elements will likely need a gas mask as some bomb sites will spawn outside of zone (but not too far), after all elements are planted all that’s left is arming the nuke which will take around 15 seconds, if in gas this will completely kill you, meaning you need to have full health before you plant the bomb, after planting you have to worry about people defusing if there are still quite a few players left, the disarming sequence takes around 10-15 seconds (I’m not sure for rebirth but defend the bomb like it’s 10 seconds just to be safe), if the enemy team successfully defuses the nuke, the game will end giving you second place immediately. A good way to stop this is by having precision airstrikes or mortar strikes, usually you won’t have to do this as the contract will take you to the end zone if all elements are acquired at a normal time (it can be done insanely fast but speed is not your priority). By this time it should be the last team, if not there is usually not very many people left in which you can kill them all, reducing the bomb timer to 6 seconds in which it will go off and you will recieve your rewards (I would recommend that one person stays on the bombsite at all times just to make sure no one sneaks to the defuse). I wish you the best of luck in completing this challenge and I hope this helps!
Thanks that really helped
over 20? i respect your dedication dude
Yo man I have a nuke contract and I would really appreciate a duo who isn't ass so if you could help me that'd be great (I'll pay you if you want)
@@dark_blaaah4916 yo I can do it with you for free
hey, i am pretty new to call of duty and have been playing warzone for about 2 weeks and have never dropped a nuke, was curious why they would shoot and down people but would not kill them? if you could tell me that would be awesome
Cellular device type video
Lol I was changing my settings the whole time confused
Sally doesn't usually have videos this quality, so new people, stay!!
WHAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE SALLYS 1,000TH VIDEO!!!!
I just finished it… I thought you guys had it for sure… NEXT TIME!
@sally congrats on your 1,000th video keep up the great work😁👍
Congrats on the 1000 vids bro
What i’ve been waiting for all day
Fr
Sally got that dawg in him
i love when he says ''im going to take that contract'' and Ghost (his operator skin) looks in that direction
Bros figured out real quick that the NUKE is dat WORK! 😂
Congrats on 1k videos! love to be a part of this
I’m here for my boy sally for the win streak and going forward
Wooop so glad I’m still awake for this!!
love getting clickbaited huh? lol
I would love to see y'all do this with Tcaptainx if you could make that happen it would be a miracle!!!
I waited for 4 years for this sally finally
Right side cam brought me back to the good wz in 2019-21
Sally hits 1000. Nicely done, mate!
He did blew up in rebirth island 😂. Nice videos man 💯💯⚡️
GG's very solid run! bringing Crowder in seems to have pulled sbmm up a little lol Duo's is very sweaty to begin with though.
Sally the only thing more powerful than the nuke is your mustache
Damn I was rooting for you man I never wanted someone to get a nuke contract done so bad
Congrats on 100k for the second channel! You should also try the one loot box challenge. Open one single loot box and whatever is in it is what you get.
Babe wake up, Sally nuke video dropped
I got the nuke yesterday and I was hype good stuff!
Speaking of blowing things up. Do you remember that one time on AL Mazrah in a stairwell of a small house where you got double prox mined? It's ok, I do.
Ok, you got us good this time! 😂
I knew things would go bad when Sally put on a gas mask on the 2nd circle
Alternate title ideas:
I Blew Up Rebirth Island...Kinda
I Blew Up Rebirth Island...?
I Blew Up Rebirth Islan...Pt. 1
cod casually telling you how to make a nuke
yooo finally i been waiting. ima enjoy this vid like every other one
Letting him live at 1:10 made me warm inside
Congrats for 1000 vids 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I hope you have a great day ❤❤❤❤
Finally the NUKE VIDDDDDDDD😁🥳🥳🥳🥳
Hop on Crowder's back and ride Sally ride to victory lol
Gg Man! Sarà per la prossima, su rebirth non è affatto semplice.. 😂❤
Bro u guys are the best duo even tho u get carried 😅😂
Me and my trio have done 10+ attempts and failed them all, lol
The fact that people still put their secondary gun in the primary spot drives me crazy.
The moment he put on the gas mask i knew it was gonna make things tough
When you pick up the first element, the music from the bank heist in Heat should play! Get the heart racing!
this is why we sub to u
Try doing it with ChainFeeds. He's one of the best rebirth players I've seen by far.
He is not good, he is using alt accounts for bot lobbies.
@@VaultLine from what I've seen his aim is solid regardless.
thats one big double prox mine to the face...
I say you ask Lucky chamu to help you drop the nuke sally👍🏼
“I tried to blow up rebirth island, 6x”
You can buy things at the buy station to make the timer go down quicker
I need 14 minutes of my life back.
my thoughts exactly
lucky chamu and Mr Marvel TV and Sally and Crowder like if u want to see that
Mr Tyler Teepee Teep should join the squad
Good for you!!!!! Also btw I just unlocked One Trick camo on the kar98 and I’m SO HAPPYYYY and I’ve been waiting for this viddd!! Today is a W day!!
same
CONGRATS BRO
@@DaKewlZombie thx dude!!!! Appreciate it:)
@@isuckatCODshorts I got you bro 👊
Sally at it with another vid
I watch your videos every day
You need to recruit Metaphor for the nuke!!
Theonlyshady might be another good teammate for the nuke
You kan kill all the drones with a single killstreak hit.. Also at 8:36 right under you on the grass in the corner under the yellow stairs is one of those cashes that looks like a manhole cover.
Bro i really thought you blew rebirth island up but congrats on 1000st vids
It’s very hard my guy hope you succeed it I’ve done it 6 times and failed myself and my team
This is definitely not clickbait (I still love ur vids)
CONGRATS ON THE NUKE SALLY
So proud Sally
I got completely bamboozled again! 🤷🏻♂️
Attempting it on duos is probably the hardest. Shouldve brought teep and did trios
i've been bamboozled
congrats for 100k subs on Sally Is A Dog Two
I kept checking the channel, hoping to see this video uploaded 🙏
If you kill off the lobby after youve armed the bomb the animation will still go off and complete the nuke contract
We wanna see you, crowder, Joewo and TTT
Damn now I got blue warzone balls
Bro, not to nitpick but you spelled elements wrong at the beginning. I'm still gonna watch the video though! Hahahaha!! Love you Sally!
Sally try getting a full team,2 to stronghold(preferably the best out of you killing wise) 1 to bioweapons and 1 to grandmas,the dudes in stronghold should do contracts and not loot anything,the guy in bio should try his best to pick up the showers card and run back to you(its okay if he cant tho) and the guy in grandmas should get the grandma card,the unidentified phone and the card from the building besides nova,then the contract HAS to be at stronghold,when you know you have everything,pick it up and loot all of stronghold and if your lucky its in zone,loot it again when there is a restock and you should get the first element and then you need to try to fry the lobby and camp a buy station for the fire sale to buy your plates(dont go to the living buy its too open,if you can get control thats amazing) you should have about 100k and that should get you the second element and shave a lot off the third,then its just a matter of game skill and zone pull, best of luck
Bobby poff has a rebirth nuke. he could help, but youd have to team with the fire shotty master.
what a time to be alive.
Suppo I love your vids!
Congratulations sally
Waiting for the God Tier Nuke run next vid
"Killer say what"
"Blehblehebleh"
"What?"
-Day THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE of asking Kevin why didn't you show attachment tuning on Warzone when it was a thing!
-Day ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR of asking Kevin why didn't you use the MTZ Interceptor? If you can't beat them, join them...
-On video "Warzone's New Gun is Actually Broken" at 2:47 you MISS a throwing knife!
-If you like and subscribe, Sally will save a white whale. If you don't, Sally will kill one
I love you’r TH-cam videos
Oh no Sally put the gas mask on early 6:13 we know what that means
Reminds of that one time you got blown up by double prox mines on stairs?
chang the title to "i TRIDE" to blow up rebirth island
Sally, if you never did get the nuke then I think you should bring it either Chamu or scope shot
FINALLY!
sally istg if you post it tomorrow while im at the USA vs. Panama game, we gonna have some problems
They need to make a Mars Attacks skin. ACK ACK!!!
Wait a minute, you didn’t blow up rebirth island!! You blue balled us all. lol
He did not do it, my god