[ASMR RP] Favors and Conditions [Superhero Speaker] [Villain Listener] [Enemies to More]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- #asmrroleplay #f4a #f4f #f4m
You're just a villain, on your day off, eating your favorite cereal for breakfast when suddenly the city's hero invades your house through the freaking wall, breaking everything in the process. Great, another fight! And on your resting time, seriously?! But then comes a surprise, she's here to... ask you for a favor?!
-- Script and Summary by u/joylandblah over on Reddit's ASMRScriptHaven!
"Its always the window. CAN'T YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FIX THAT WINDOW EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS!?!"
No wonder we have to rob the bank!
Man you are thoroughly cooked
Ok Doofenshmirtz lol. may have to replace the window frame and the Drywall 😂
DOORS ARE FOR PEOPLE WITH NO IMAGINATION!!!
@@wallofbrickso people who have common sense and don’t want lacerations?
“Is that a ray gun in your pants or are you just happy to see m- OH GOD IT’S A RAY GUN”
Lol
“I was never a villain! But you hero’s keep bragging my windows so I have to do crime to afford the repairs!”
That would be halereous!
"Why are you doing this?"
"Bro do you have any idea how much windows cost nowadays!?"
@@BudTheStudI know right! Think about it, how much damage dose hero’s do to property in moves and comics. At list one person should have turnd criminal because of it
@@lordofdarkness5505 wasn't that kind of the origin story of Vulture in Spider-Man Home Coming?
@@lordofdarkness5505Buildobot, a builder villain would be interesting.
@@lordofdarkness5505All The Cars
Hero:(Crash) Villain I need to talk to you its urgent!
Me:(looks back and forth between cereal and hero)… do you mind I’m in the middle of breakfast.
Hero: “I need a favor”
Villain: *pinches bridge of nose* “Demons below give me strength, WHAT?! For goodness sake you do this every week! I just wanna tinker in peace and now you’re bashing down my door for this shit in the middle of breakfast!”
"I'm not here to fight, I swear!"
"Okay, but you're paying for the wall."
Lol, thanks for the audio, Laika.
Thank YOU, my dude.
Hero: *breaks window*
Villain: I JUST REPAIRED THAT!!!
When "I" said that "I" needed one condition, I thought that it was going to be "Fix my window/wall"
Hero: why aren’t you letting me leave?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED MY WALL
Hero: *break window*
Me: “enough of the wall I have a door”
“OY! ITS CALLED A DOOR YA NOB!”
The crash sound effect was loud af, kinda hurt my ears. But I starting laughing so hard because I could picture the whole event in my head lol.
I'm sorry! I'm still working on getting my sfx volume right, I'll try to fix it when I'm able!
Not Only You break your wall You almost break your ears. There Will need to be a Second date to fix ALL of that@@LaikaVoices
The thing I pictured was that scene in undertale where papyrus jumps out the window instead of
Hero: **crashes through a window**
Me: "The Towers incident was a mistake, I SWEAR- oh, it's you. Nothing. I said nothing. You pay for window, those are very expensive. Just like the windows in... the... the Towers..."
Her: villains we thought were weak and pathetic started becoming a problem after you died.
Me: I see. I know what happened my death created a power vacuum with multiple villains tried to fill the vacuum let behind by my demise. You see this thing all the time when big mob bosses are killed it happened with Capone, Escobar, and it will happen again with others. I am surprised that you heroes did not know this. Maybe you should invest in a few courses on how to properly dismantle organized crime.
Very entertaining. When I heard the wall crash, I thought about the mass amount of money I'd have to pay for repairs. And then I thought about how instead of the spoon, my first choice would have been the laser gun in my pajamas.
You left a few outtakes in. Good scenario though.
3:56 and 4:20 (Hehe) I think, they’re silly and fun though!
I find it funny when little bloopers and retakes slip through editing
so here I am high as a kite Volume all the way WHAT THE HELL JUST JUMPSCARED ME 😭
Have faith in Jesus to be saved, turn from your old ways and live life for God who created you, God bless!
D'awwwww. The Hero the city needs
Wanna be my sidekick~?
@@LaikaVoices I don't have to wear the Robin outfit, do I? I don't have the legs for it.
@@TheClockworkImpbut I do
@@Galeisdoomed I love it
Both of you please??
Looks like we are going to have to get our hands dirty and take care of Villains the old fashioned way!
The sound at the end scared the living shit outta me 😭😭
bro she broke in to our house and basically said i need help they ruined our wall and they call us the villain
I like to think the villain is like Doctor Doom, so he's totally unfazed when the hero smashes through the window, he's just like "may i please finish my breakfast at least"
DUDE THE DOOR WAS OPEN!
You being an idiot*chuckles* it works everytime lol love it ❤
Incredible audio, you did amazing! Loved it! From your acting, voice and sfx, everything's perfect! Thank u for this lovely fill, Miss Hero! XD
Thank you so much!! I love your scripts and I was so excited to give this one a spin :3
First audio of yours I have listened to, this was fantastic!! Great work!!✨
Oh gosh, thank you so much!
MY WINDOW GODDAMMIT YOU COULDVE JUST KNOCKED
The “laser pistol” as you called it is just a pistol with cool effects
I fuckin knew I was useful to this city
Came back when I was ACTUALLY eating breakfast so I could have the same energy as the villain in this audio. Also, thinking about this audio and how the listener is THE WORST VILLAIN makes you question the amount of evil schemes they’ve came up with to have such a reputation for themselves that the heroes want them put into a casket. It’s also interesting to note about the power vacuum theory. Where there isn’t evil, new evil would come to take it’s place and the listener FILLS that power vacuum by being able to single-handedly make all the other villains piss themselves scared to a point where they instantly fall in line. Without this listener, we know what happens in that time frame and it’s not good so their entire existence is indeed keeping the city safe as long as they keep getting defeated over and over again. I bet after this, the villain listener becomes some sort of a final test villain to newbie heroes that are just graduating and getting their foot in the door.
I'd like to headcanon the Listener as the goofy kinda villian that doesn't really take anything serious but could definitely end the world if they actually wanted to and everyone's aware of that
@@edd3892 That also gives them a sense of why they’re still able to be alive. They haven’t ended the world, just is there to fill that power vacuum so the world can still be at balance.
that would create a paradox witch make me think that the villain is going to still sacrifice to ensure the safety of the timeline, either way this couldn't happened cause she wouldn't have a reason do come to the past except if she faked the whole killing him story and made this cause she know that's how they ended up on a date and she made sure to get a working timeline...
I really wasn't supposed to think about this that hard was I ? ... well it don't matter ! I hope you have a nice day ^^
2:26 Hero: "Why aren't you letting me leave?"
VL: *Points at human-sized hole in wall* "You see that? That's called you being a dumbass; either you pay for the damages, or I'm going to throw hands. I enjoy my privacy, and having some spandex-wearing girlscout with a cape barge into my dining room, break my wall, and annoy me while I'm eating breakfast in my pajama is anything but private.
So, could you please just pay for my damn wall, say what you need to say, and get out of my house?"
"Haaa mondays, i hate mondays"
I just want to eat my damn breakfast than this happened. That’s it, I’m moving to fucking gothem!!
Love it😊😊😊
Hero: *crashes in to tell me something urgent*
Me: man, what the FUCK! THE ONLY TIME I HAD BREAKS TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE AND THIS PENDEJA RUINE- *deep breath* girl, I love you, but can you PLEASE let me at least eat breakfast?!
But now that the villain knows the heroes what to kill them , they could rob the bank anyway , but have a plan in place to stop the heroes from killing them .
3:56
Side effect if time travel. You looped once.
😅
Hero: *breaks through the wall*
Me: do you know there’s a thing called a front door did your mum wire your wrong or were you always like that cause you certainly fit it (btw that was a roast)
Is there a part 2
Ngl im way too petty as a person to have just one date i would need atleast 5 because that my lucky number
ITS ALWAYS THE WINDOW WHY CANT U SEE A FUCKING DOOR AND U COULD JUST COME TO THE DOOR AND OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN AND CLOSE IT ITS NOT THAT HARD
Ok what the hell did we do to make the hero’s want to kill us
Great audio but I think some outtakes were left in lol. Still, awesome audio!
Can we get a part two?
this is the fifth god damn time this month....and my 70" plasma wide screen TV.....yeah almost like my wellness to fill graveyards worked a hell of a lot better then punching in damn head and then jail.
You're not goin anywhere until you fix my wall and clean up your mess otherwise i'm going to show you who yo daddy is and why i'm the greatest threat not only to the city but the world.