10:35 The gods of Kart Racing put a curse on Vincent. Because the gods of Salt felt they had a disturbance in their factories, they decided to cash in on the business. They saw his immense skill with foresight and controlled fate by slightly pushing enemy projectiles so they hit Vincent, make his controlling appariton unable to dodge bananas 50% of the time and give him (3x) mushrooms 90% of the time. 'Twas a fine agreement between the gods of Kart Racing and the gods of Salt. One day however, the salt was especially spicy and the gods of Salt were angry. The gods of Kart Racing were forced to lift the curse, but oh were they wrong... The stream of good luck inside Vincent that was held back by the curse was now appearing again! Suddenly, Vincent was overflowing with morale and RNG and he raced like he never did before. Truly a sight to behold indeed, he jumped from 6th to 1st place with little to no effort, spectators and viewers were baffled when looking at Iggy's face (Horned Mad Puppet of Vincent) on the Minimap. Thus, the gods experienced the power that they had unleashed onto the world and put the same curse on the same man. ~Tale of Vincent the Cursed
Kaan Dagdas The reason he was able to jack 1st place was because someone else threw a lighting bolt at all the players while vinny had the star power so whoever that person was, god bless him.
The fact that Vinny consistently drives in the middle of the track when there's a bullet or a blue shell coming behind him is what baffles me the most.
that mushroom thing is something i like to call "item hell." If there's some sort of connection issue or the game just feels like fucking with you (usually the latter), the item roulette will take much longer to decide an item for you and you can't press L to get an item sooner, either. If you're in any place besides first, this will guarantee you to get mushrooms after a long time, and first place will exclusively get coins. If it triggers at any point in the race, you'll be stuck with it until the very end of it. I've dealt with it far too many times and it isn't even a bad connection issue. Sorry vinny, you have fallen victim to Item Hell.
look how long it takes him to get the item roulette to stop from 8:05 to 8:58. Even if he didn't press any buttons to stop the roulette, the items were taking far too long to appear. You could even see him mashing the horn trying to stop the roulette through most of this. He was trapped in item hell, it wasn't just really bad luck.
this connection problem is actually the only way to have 2 coins at once. Normally the item roulette guarantees that you get something else if you have one coin, and double boxes won't give 2 coins either. But when you're in 1st place in item hell, you're forced into getting only coins
exactly. I figured the coin thing out and so i always save a coin in my slot in first so the next item box guarantees me something else i can defend myself with. It's really neat
This is actually because he was suffering from net code lag. When the online lags in Mario Kart 8 DX the game only gives you certain items. If you're in first and you get double coins it means lag because in any other scenario it's actually impossible to get double coins in any place.
i just love when i hear vinny's voice go octaves higher or lower than it should, and hearing him speak eldritch, confusing words such as "cung" and "stong". they're amazing discoveries when he's in a blind fury. i'd love to join him in mario kart sometime
I love when Vinny does the little contained "yeah... yEaH.."s It's like he's just screaming inside and containing it all, just letting out minor "yEaH"s
Mad Mert: At least they fix something compare to Mario kart 8 for WiiU, in Wii U if you last and you have bad luck like that you get 1 single mushroom, or one single banana like like 5 time in a row. The game work by frame, that his how a winner his determine, it gives the illusion of being fix, to better understand, Mario kart work with unintentional abritriary code execution, that his the only way the game know what place you finish, want to test that theory, place the player on auto stear, and auto accelerate, and against the cpu and let it drive on its own the player control by Cpu without using item, and doing mistake, and does not drift always finish 1st and 2nd, not sure if they fix this to prevent getting a star rank by doing nothing since I don't have Mario kart 8 Deluxe so I can't tell if it his fix. The unintentional arbitrary code execustion in Mario kart 8 Deluxe, his also in Mario kart 8 for WiiU with my own personal experience, I remember playing on Kang Gaming tournament it was in frantic mode, and I got 2 bullet bill in a row, in 3rd place, buy stoping the item rollette on the right frame, I did not know that it was the right frame, it just ended up that it was the right frame that I press the button twice in a row, I have a video of hit, and the video his quite long, and it happen near the end of the video.
HottieTobby: In more thecnical terms when it his lagging, more than one person would hit the same frame at different time period, the game gets confused and thing both player or more hit the same frame at the same time, because of Lag, in actuality they did not, but the game understand that they did hit the same frame to stop the item, and that his why, you only get triple mushroom, or mushroom, coins, the same thing happen in Mario kart 8 for the WiiU just a bit different since the Mario kart 8 for WiiU his based on how far behind from first place you are in for item.
10:39 The best part about this (okay, after the double star dodging a lightning) is that Vinny got a bazillion mushrooms. AS USUAL. AND WON BECAUSE OF THEM.
Drinking game: for every mushroom vinny gets, take a shot. If vinny gets 3 mushrooms, take 3 shots. Gold mushrooms count too. Alt drinking game: take a shot every time vinny finishes a race/battle in 6th place or lower.
@@TheNintenfan64 If that was the case the fire would've stopped for a moment. In this case, the fire didn't stop. So yeah that guy was just being a dickhead to Vinny.
3:04 Bee dropped a banana peel in mid air, and somehow, SOMEHOW, Vinny had the PERFECT trajectory, to hit the banana peel as it fell. How do, Vin? How do?
It was actually the super horn. You can hear its sound right before Vinny gets hit. Apparently (and I learnt it the hard way) it also hits directly upwards
I had a shit storm yesterday during some online play too. One of those times where somehow the same guy kept getting first no matter how many times you hit the fucker, so basically every match is a competition for second place
5:25. My favorite part of the whole video! Just pure stellar raging by Binyot. 1:56. COME BACK!! This part is pure hilarity. Vinny basically BEGGING for his last Coin to be taken away. 18:35. Last second 5th. Place with a resounding "DO-Oo!". 23:29. You're fre- AHHHHHH!! You're free to share your reproduction floor (flow?) fluids.
16:56-17:45 I've seen it before where the race kinda "continues" after you cross the finish line but doesn't cut to results due to lag, but I've never seen lag so bad Iggy made 2 laps around the course.
TWENTY FOUR MUSHROOMS IN A ROW. This game explicitly hates Vinny. 11:18 Vinny's greatest orgasm ever. 13:45 Oh yeah, he's being hunted. 26:48 Vinny does the water bottle challenge in Mario Kart. 31:44 The famous Howling Echoes of Salt Valley.
Lets introduce a game mode that simulates the Vinny Racing experience. This mode is a 1 vs 11 race in which the opponents have access to all items, while the player only gets single banana, single mushroom, coin, or a single green shell. All enemy items attack the player regardless of place, and all opponents have additional recovery time after being hit with an item. Winning races in this mode grants the player with much more rewards than the regular modes, but the game will do everything in its power to prevent that from happening.
The parts where he's playing the other game modes perfectly shows why I never play them. It's pure cancer, salt, and chaos. Also, at 2:55, someone used that shockwave item thingie while Vinny was above them, and that somehow counted despite Vinny, well, being a b o v e him.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Salt kart 8 deluxe 3: Return of the Salt](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2ccS2ExgrRE/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Crash Team Racing: Rage Fueled(Fan Edit)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s7fCzPzLK6M/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Salt kart 8 deluxe: A New Salt](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_TW4WqVWD_I/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Diddy Kong Racing Compilation](/img/n.gif)
10:35
The gods of Kart Racing put a curse on Vincent. Because the gods of Salt felt they had a disturbance in their factories, they decided to cash in on the business. They saw his immense skill with foresight and controlled fate by slightly pushing enemy projectiles so they hit Vincent, make his controlling appariton unable to dodge bananas 50% of the time and give him (3x) mushrooms 90% of the time. 'Twas a fine agreement between the gods of Kart Racing and the gods of Salt.
One day however, the salt was especially spicy and the gods of Salt were angry. The gods of Kart Racing were forced to lift the curse, but oh were they wrong...
The stream of good luck inside Vincent that was held back by the curse was now appearing again! Suddenly, Vincent was overflowing with morale and RNG and he raced like he never did before.
Truly a sight to behold indeed, he jumped from 6th to 1st place with little to no effort, spectators and viewers were baffled when looking at Iggy's face (Horned Mad Puppet of Vincent) on the Minimap.
Thus, the gods experienced the power that they had unleashed onto the world and put the same curse on the same man.
~Tale of Vincent the Cursed
New lore.
Kaan Dagdas
The reason he was able to jack 1st place was because someone else threw a lighting bolt at all the players while vinny had the star power so whoever that person was, god bless him.
Never seen vinesauce lore before
Kaan Dagdas I wanna like the comment, but it has 666 likes.
Hmm lemee just {+1}
I could feel Vinny's pure joy as he got first place.
"NOO ONEEE CANN STOOOP MEEEEE"
*NOOOOO OOOONNNEEEEE CAAAAANNNN SSSSSTOOOOOOOP MMMMEEEEEEE NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS*
Azon Vinny's bad luck finally breaks? *Spoiler* Nope
Azon What I want to know is which stream that's from so I can listen to it un-slowed and hear all of the catharsis Vinny goes through afterwords
Demented N The third one.
Bamboo Gamer Thanks man
What I love most about that bit was that he got his signature 3 shrooms at the end to carry to victory.
5:27 I think Vinny goes through the Five Stages of Grief in a few seconds here
*GOD!!!*
*I LOVE THIS GAME.*
Five jabronies of grief.
*_OOOUUUUUUAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HHH HHAHAAHAAAA A AUAHAHAHHAHAA_*
Holy crap you're right
The fact that Vinny consistently drives in the middle of the track when there's a bullet or a blue shell coming behind him is what baffles me the most.
And if he isn't in the middle of the road he just fucking fall off the road
leadluigi He's literally garbage at the game lol
or when he gets a gold mushroom yet doesmt mash it to go faster
"Why does it always go for me?!"
*VINYOP, WE MUST TALK.*
@@helispark OR people are being dicks to him.
that mushroom thing is something i like to call "item hell." If there's some sort of connection issue or the game just feels like fucking with you (usually the latter), the item roulette will take much longer to decide an item for you and you can't press L to get an item sooner, either. If you're in any place besides first, this will guarantee you to get mushrooms after a long time, and first place will exclusively get coins. If it triggers at any point in the race, you'll be stuck with it until the very end of it. I've dealt with it far too many times and it isn't even a bad connection issue. Sorry vinny, you have fallen victim to Item Hell.
JoIsAwesome I think it's actually him mashing L to get the item sooner and it just gives him mushrooms
look how long it takes him to get the item roulette to stop from 8:05 to 8:58. Even if he didn't press any buttons to stop the roulette, the items were taking far too long to appear. You could even see him mashing the horn trying to stop the roulette through most of this. He was trapped in item hell, it wasn't just really bad luck.
this connection problem is actually the only way to have 2 coins at once. Normally the item roulette guarantees that you get something else if you have one coin, and double boxes won't give 2 coins either. But when you're in 1st place in item hell, you're forced into getting only coins
exactly. I figured the coin thing out and so i always save a coin in my slot in first so the next item box guarantees me something else i can defend myself with. It's really neat
24 mushrooms in a row. That may just be the most absurd, beautiful thing I've ever seen.
This is actually because he was suffering from net code lag. When the online lags in Mario Kart 8 DX the game only gives you certain items. If you're in first and you get double coins it means lag because in any other scenario it's actually impossible to get double coins in any place.
I love it
18:44
-lightning
"Ohh look at my pinkeh it's stinkeh"
-Bullet Bill Buttpunch
*CUNG*
thank you for bookmarking this masterpiece so i didnt have to search for it
Bullet Bill Buttpunch is a phrase to be remembered.
i just love when i hear vinny's voice go octaves higher or lower than it should, and hearing him speak eldritch, confusing words such as "cung" and "stong". they're amazing discoveries when he's in a blind fury.
i'd love to join him in mario kart sometime
That why I learn the word CUNG
16:35 "aw yeh mate fookin' mentol yeh, you can't go fast mate becuz you fookin' fall off the level yeh" That part right there made me FOOKIN' crack.
I need more of vinnys “FOOKIN MENTOL” voice
27:24 Sanic morphing into Mr. Dink
6:41 Vinny: Double three mushrooms? why do you hate me game?
*gets triple shrooms again*
Then till the rest of the race *24 mushrooms*
His logo is a mushroom that's why
27:24 you actually hear him undergo a transformation in his voice
I love when Vinny does the little contained "yeah... yEaH.."s It's like he's just screaming inside and containing it all, just letting out minor "yEaH"s
drew1212 tourettes
Holy shit! How unlucky do you have to be to get three mushrooms EIGHT TIMES in a row on a low position?
Mad Mert You have to be Vinny.
Mad Mert: At least they fix something compare to Mario kart 8 for WiiU, in Wii U if you last and you have bad luck like that you get 1 single mushroom, or one single banana like like 5 time in a row. The game work by frame, that his how a winner his determine, it gives the illusion of being fix, to better understand, Mario kart work with unintentional abritriary code execution, that his the only way the game know what place you finish, want to test that theory, place the player on auto stear, and auto accelerate, and against the cpu and let it drive on its own the player control by Cpu without using item, and doing mistake, and does not drift always finish 1st and 2nd, not sure if they fix this to prevent getting a star rank by doing nothing since I don't have Mario kart 8 Deluxe so I can't tell if it his fix. The unintentional arbitrary code execustion in Mario kart 8 Deluxe, his also in Mario kart 8 for WiiU with my own personal experience, I remember playing on Kang Gaming tournament it was in frantic mode, and I got 2 bullet bill in a row, in 3rd place, buy stoping the item rollette on the right frame, I did not know that it was the right frame, it just ended up that it was the right frame that I press the button twice in a row, I have a video of hit, and the video his quite long, and it happen near the end of the video.
When you're lagging, the game either gives you coins only, mushrooms only, or triple mushrooms only, depending on your position
gud gam
HottieTobby: In more thecnical terms when it his lagging, more than one person would hit the same frame at different time period, the game gets confused and thing both player or more hit the same frame at the same time, because of Lag, in actuality they did not, but the game understand that they did hit the same frame to stop the item, and that his why, you only get triple mushroom, or mushroom, coins, the same thing happen in Mario kart 8 for the WiiU just a bit different since the Mario kart 8 for WiiU his based on how far behind from first place you are in for item.
Vinny's got me going, "EYEAH" when I'm salty now. :/
good
He made me going fucking "mental, mate" when I'm salty. help me
I've been saying "Cung!" Since this one.
5:28 And here, we see the magnificent wild Vinny letting out its distinct mating call.
18:50 now my favorite blurt of rage ever.
Look at my pinky it's stinky
11:13
NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!
*vinny transforming into a mariokart deity for a matter of seconds*
10:39
The best part about this (okay, after the double star dodging a lightning) is that Vinny got a bazillion mushrooms. AS USUAL. AND WON BECAUSE OF THEM.
12:09 I love how vinny is so blinded by rage that he can't even say boo and just says ghost
Drinking game: for every mushroom vinny gets, take a shot.
If vinny gets 3 mushrooms, take 3 shots.
Gold mushrooms count too.
Alt drinking game: take a shot every time vinny finishes a race/battle in 6th place or lower.
Nutty The Crazy Squirrel "Nuttyshi" Should do it in the full stream. We would die in this very video.
Finish your drink if he ends in 10th or lower
Local youtube commenter attempts to convince other commenters to induce alcohol poisoning.
More at 11
No thank you. I'd like to be alive for a little while longer .
Finish your drink is Vinny fucking eats a Blue Shell
Oh my god that rng.
Vinny is legitimately cursed.
18:45 when your finger slips while wiping
He don't like the banana
Angry
Vine no banana
15:14 that was ME that he jacked 3rd place from. That was some bullshit let me tell ya hwhat
bunnydo22 I tell ya HHHCCCCKKKHHHWhat
THIS BOY IS NOT CORRECT
ShintoisM he is fLAWED
Muscle Muffin THIS BOY DOES NOT MEET UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS
Have you seen the video? He deserves 3rd
Vinny: The man who falls into madness every time he receives three mushrooms
He is slowly going insane every time he plays this game
1:05
That's the most impressive thing I've seen in Mario Kart
7:50 Am I seeing this right? Did this McWhiters person purposely brake to hit Vinny with more fireballs?
Vagak indeed
Now that's a dick move.
Vagak I do believe the boomerang hit him and he spun out, then proceeding to pelt Vinny with more fireballs.
@@TheNintenfan64 no, just an asshole
@@TheNintenfan64 If that was the case the fire would've stopped for a moment. In this case, the fire didn't stop. So yeah that guy was just being a dickhead to Vinny.
3:04
Bee dropped a banana peel in mid air, and somehow, SOMEHOW, Vinny had the PERFECT trajectory, to hit the banana peel as it fell. How do, Vin? How do?
It was actually the super horn. You can hear its sound right before Vinny gets hit. Apparently (and I learnt it the hard way) it also hits directly upwards
How else would it break blue shells?
i fucking love these salt kart videos thank you so much for making one that's 30 whole minutes
10:56 BAM! SHOCK DODGE! TOTAL SKILL
Gokuless some shit Troy would say
I didn't need salt for my popcorn during the stream.
I had a shit storm yesterday during some online play too. One of those times where somehow the same guy kept getting first no matter how many times you hit the fucker, so basically every match is a competition for second place
the guy a quarter of a track ahead of second? had a canadian like that. i now have a grudge against canada.
5:45 *WHAT A MANEUVER!!!*
He got so many mushrooms because all the Vinesauce logos are Mushrooms.
also that Banana Peel part killed me
5:25. My favorite part of the whole video! Just pure stellar raging by Binyot.
1:56. COME BACK!! This part is pure hilarity. Vinny basically BEGGING for his last Coin to be taken away.
18:35. Last second 5th. Place with a resounding "DO-Oo!".
23:29. You're fre- AHHHHHH!! You're free to share your reproduction floor (flow?) fluids.
Great work.
Now, if only we could get the Mario Kart TV recordings of this for alternate and reverse angles...
Any video that has Michael Rosen's voice makes me laugh for some reason. *Nice*
SkittleDash *click* Noice
Hot food
SkittleDash That's a subtle username you've got there.
I don't understand how yo have 4-5 subscribers, but you have no videos.
**checks your profile**
Is that Felicia from Fire Emblem Fates?
**Subscribes**
And thus vinny thrown himself into a lake and it became the Dead Sea.
D E S E R T P
also cung is now my favorite word
cmon douglath
Last place - 24 mushrooms
3rd place - double stars and then 3 mushrooms that lead to victory
Vinny got more triple mushrooms in this one video than I've seen in my entire life playing Mario Kart.
We need a revamp of this video, including mushroom counter and "Excellent" counter.
And the *YEAH* and/or impressions counter!
I CAN FEEL HIS PAIN LIKE I'M ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME
Vinny: *goes out for pizza after the stream*
Waiter: would you like mushrooms on that
Vinny, choking back tears: _no thank you_
5:26 is one of my fav
I don't know how I manage to sleep to these streams.
vinny's screams and noise are very soothing.
omg i was in tears
your editing on this is good stuff dude
18:50 for cung
"THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!"
Its like he was squeezing my lungs out of pure hate. So damn funny.
@Bamboo Gamer this and the other Salt Kart 8 Deluxe videos are honestly my favorite things ever because they cater to my kind of editing humor.
Come on Vinny you're an Italian from Staten island. You cook with three mushrooms all the time
Once again Vinny proves that one should *NOT* stop the item wheel prematurely.
"Oh look at my pinky, it's stinky." I don't know why, but I lost my shit laughing at that during the stream.
16:56-17:45 I've seen it before where the race kinda "continues" after you cross the finish line but doesn't cut to results due to lag, but I've never seen lag so bad Iggy made 2 laps around the course.
11:15 A dc there would be just perfect
The funny part is that mushrooms are actually a really good item... when you use them well. i.e. if you don't suck like Le Vinny.
This is why binyot wont play mario kart 8 deluxe again
I'd totally forgotten about his breakdown with Dink near the end, and the near two minutes of total silence that followed it.
2:56
sounds like the super horn hit
27:25 is my favorite moment of all time for some reason lmao
3:24 Here's the deal
24:15 Vinny has activated Yiga Mode
19:35 i'm not sure why, but i find this increasingly funnier every time i watch it
Do you know what the definition of insanity is, yes?
When he said that someone in chat asked if he is doing this on purpose I fucking died.
TWENTY FOUR MUSHROOMS IN A ROW. This game explicitly hates Vinny.
11:18 Vinny's greatest orgasm ever.
13:45 Oh yeah, he's being hunted.
26:48 Vinny does the water bottle challenge in Mario Kart.
31:44 The famous Howling Echoes of Salt Valley.
7:36
*_spams the Golden Mushroom_*
"Ok, n0w, n0w tHe bReAK iS jUsT n0t w0RkiNg."
Wins like 11:12 are so beautifully cathartic after the lengthy bouts of salt and terrible luck.
Now you got to win a race on tilt controls
Congrats to vinny for putting up with that shit i'd have broken my switch
Lets introduce a game mode that simulates the Vinny Racing experience.
This mode is a 1 vs 11 race in which the opponents have access to all items, while the player only gets single banana, single mushroom, coin, or a single green shell. All enemy items attack the player regardless of place, and all opponents have additional recovery time after being hit with an item.
Winning races in this mode grants the player with much more rewards than the regular modes, but the game will do everything in its power to prevent that from happening.
this was the first time i was actually cheering Vinny on
3:50 Nice
My favorite kind of salt combo: With sugary pieces thrown in. :)
Let it be said that I'm up at 4 am listening to a man of questionable Italian heritage make angery noises.
Life is beautiful.
Let it be said im doing the same thing 4 years later
I like how the entire last race was a highlight of its own
I feel this video
and it hurts
The universe is a beautiful and vast place.
And welcomes Triple Mushrooms.
this is a vinny losing his godamn mind compilation
Mario kart is the premiere human peeling tool.
*Desert PEEEE*
The editing in this video brings me so much joy.
Vinny is my favorite Italian man.
Vinny 'drive dead center until it eventually works' Pizzapasta
That pink floyd music at the end, mmmm~
1:27
No, Binyot I think you mean...
Hotel?
Trivago.
down here, salt is a way of life
0:56 Wow I have never seen a person with a feather dodge a piranha plant like that
Leaping legumes and magnificent mycelium mario, looks like I have the best luck in this entire game
5:27 Joel is patting the guy on the back for making vinny go into 8th place like what vinny did to Joel
MOAR MARIO CART VINCENT SAUCE
The parts where he's playing the other game modes perfectly shows why I never play them. It's pure cancer, salt, and chaos.
Also, at 2:55, someone used that shockwave item thingie while Vinny was above them, and that somehow counted despite Vinny, well,
being a b o v e him.
Mario kart 8: Vinny it's 3am, time for your six mushrooms
N O O N E C A N S T O P M E N O W !!!!!!!
18:50 leaving myself a cung timestamp for later
i like your editing style
salty Vinny is best Vinny