When Alien Pirates Learned Why Deathworlder Ships Don't List Weapons In Their Manifest | HFY |

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  • @PeterLGଈ
    @PeterLGଈ หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "The kind of smile that should come with a warning label." Love that line!

  • @carlchapman4053
    @carlchapman4053 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Ship Manifest Classification "Warning - May Contain Humans!" is the best thing that Humans could ask for.

    • @joshheffernan3789
      @joshheffernan3789 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Damned straight! We humans are living weapons when the occasion calls for it.

  • @grb454
    @grb454 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Love the last picture with the pirate captain that looks terribly confused and think "what's happened ? it's just a cargo ship with no military weapons"

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Weapons of opportunity. Drill sergeant Saunders would approve. Never trust anything that a bored human that knows how to use tools has been around.

    • @najroe
      @najroe หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      being one of those I can safely say that you should be.
      I have made swords, knives, projectile weapons and more tools, all from scrap metal.
      things like a knife from a oildrum top by case hardening a piece then turning it to shear steel by forge welding it back on itself few times, then laminating with another piece of doubled regular top steel each side, turned out OK, this entire project required just basic tools, I just bought the hammer, file and tinsnips, the reast was made by me or found in nature (except for the ~10kg block of steel) things like, sand, clay, charcoal, potash, stones...

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Oh you can trust it, just as long as your trusting it to do something it shouldn't

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've actually lost a few jobs for getting... creative with the equipment.

    • @ronkochheiser45
      @ronkochheiser45 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, I work in a kitchen. I'm surrounded by potential!!

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was thinking half way through that raid the pirates would come to dread the phrase Myers modified my X device

  • @richardmedders824
    @richardmedders824 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    It's like Home alone in space. LoL

    • @target4all766
      @target4all766 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tought the Same

  • @melvyn699uk
    @melvyn699uk 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Human ingenuity coupled with pure bloody mindedness is unbeatable

  • @mickl5536
    @mickl5536 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Love these humorous tales from HFY. Brightens my day and makes me laugh. Many thanks and please, please, keep them coming.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This reminds me of a series of sci fi books. In which humanity all turned into zombies and some of them have been "cured" but retain all the upsides like not feeling pain and being super tough and strong. Anyway they're taking the role of maintenance and cleaning staff on starships and they keep using cleaning supplies... creatively.

  • @michaelmacdonell4834
    @michaelmacdonell4834 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I have a friend for whom "maintenance adventures" is a job description.

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    We have history of Q-Ships in history. But her using tools as rail gun ammo? Nope. No mechanic would use tools in that way. Bolts yes, parts that are bullet like yes.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Circular saw blades yes.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Of course, NOT! Mechanics would just throw the tools!

    • @nathanielhill8156
      @nathanielhill8156 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So, I shouldn't use my pneumatic stapler with the safeties bypassed and the pressure switch jammed closed?

  • @robertgraybeard3750
    @robertgraybeard3750 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    very good, made me smile every few seconds and laugh often
    The A I voice was OK and the artwork good.
    definitely an upvote.

  • @user-kd5xw8rb1n
    @user-kd5xw8rb1n หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This author is why i still listen. Beats AI everytime.

  • @WalterRutledge-l9i
    @WalterRutledge-l9i หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Everyone in the Galaxy knows humans' fangs are absurd and their claws a total joke. Their natural weapons are confined to something they call their wits 😂 !

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Great story, almost spit my coffee out on keyboard. Thanks for sharing this video story.

  • @aussie6910
    @aussie6910 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    What a cool story. MacGyver in space. I'm gonna listen to it again.

    • @mannydavis7708
      @mannydavis7708 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I was thinking the A Team. "Hey, lets lock these guys up in a fully equipped workshop. That will hold them."

    • @aussie6910
      @aussie6910 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mannydavis7708 What could go wrong?
      I loved Howling Mad Murdock. He was good in StarTrek Voyager & played an excellent nutter in a B5 episode too.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aussie6910 I thought Barclay was pretty rare in Voyager. Mostly known on TNG.

    • @aussie6910
      @aussie6910 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robertstoneking7916 He was in 6 episodes of Voyager & 5 of Next Gen. apparently.

  • @lfla0179
    @lfla0179 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Don't forget fertilizer. Ammonium nitrate is just fertilizer and diesel, known as fuel oil, form something that is called ANFO.
    ANFO is one of the cheapest explosives out there. The city of Beirut was leveled when several hundred tons of the stuff had diesel spilled on it as it was improperly stored on the docks warehouses.

  • @caladonn2659
    @caladonn2659 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This was awesome! Does Maya remind anyone one else of John "Hannibal" Smith from the A-team? lol

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Only 2 types of cleaning supplies are needed to make a REALLY nasty party favor for those you don't like. Just don't breath the stuff yourself.

    • @Player_36C
      @Player_36C หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yep...Found that out the hard way back in 1989...

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Maybe so, but no one has listed the effects of adding coffee to the mixture.
      Clearly what ever 2 part combo is of the mild nature relatively speaking.

    • @Player_36C
      @Player_36C 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Kittsuera
      Mild only so long as you dont breathe it.

  • @lfla0179
    @lfla0179 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A man in a microwave antenna communications array left his lunchbox in front of the parabollic dish when he turned it back on, and it cooked and exploded his eggs.
    Microwave ovens are weaponized communications gear.

  • @mikelang4853
    @mikelang4853 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Actually, since EVERYTHING can be a weapon, all weapons are listed

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    20:22 I almost wish she would answer him "challenge accepted" XD

  • @NANA-py9lt
    @NANA-py9lt 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I enjoyed the story

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    if you declare hostility towards humans and find yourself thanking them for a compliment, you have already lost the battle that you are too ignorant to avoid

  • @Springfield2016
    @Springfield2016 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Just how did the Pirate Captain check his damage reports when he was pinned to the deck in 5G? Small glitch but other wise entertaining.

    • @caladonn2659
      @caladonn2659 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He WAS wearing Armor, I suppose at least some of his Heads-up Displays were still working lol

  • @stevehealer9377
    @stevehealer9377 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Very creative and refreshingly comical well done

  • @DrJekyll51
    @DrJekyll51 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm officially in love with Maya ❤

  • @Techrat3D
    @Techrat3D 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This needs to be made as an Anime. 😂

  • @biscuitninja
    @biscuitninja 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You could make magnetic boots into mass drivers (like a rail gun or a coil gun). Point and activate. Imagines a magnetic boot going 3000m/s. (Nearly Mach 9... Hypersonics FTW)

  • @richardbale3278
    @richardbale3278 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Total BOSS! Thanks!

  • @markn1485
    @markn1485 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What harm can a tool kit do. One myst remember that in Doctor Who the sonic screwdriver was originally just antool from his Tardis tool box.

  • @LeslieWatson-t5f
    @LeslieWatson-t5f หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Absolutely hilarious, luv it 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @Gwen-x6d
    @Gwen-x6d 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Outstanding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • @mrblue4602
    @mrblue4602 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That was fun!

    • @stephena1196
      @stephena1196 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Indeed it was.

  • @learemington1700
    @learemington1700 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I am an engineer in real life. Don’t mess with us.

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Humans are extremely skilled at weaponization.

  • @eyallev
    @eyallev หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "interpretive physics"

  • @rebelbecky276
    @rebelbecky276 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is hilarious. I enjoyed it very much. More like this please.

  • @thodan467
    @thodan467 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    so gentle and then they used coffee

  • @CAUSELESSREBEL
    @CAUSELESSREBEL หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The funniest AI video ever! Laughed almost constantly. Well done! 🥂🍸🫵👍👏

  • @vallettapetracyneran8587
    @vallettapetracyneran8587 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Damn. And here I wondered if the chemistry lessons would be worth it. Color me impressed. Then again, most cargo crew just have entirely too much time on their hands. Military vessels would simply fire a missile. I also gotta ask how much the repair bill was to their own vessel.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I was wondering when they were going to start taking weapons off the pirates. They could be sold to pay for the repairs.

    • @vallettapetracyneran8587
      @vallettapetracyneran8587 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @darrekworkman5595 I would assume they made the pirates pay.

  • @Rebelrocker69
    @Rebelrocker69 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm a bit disappointed that Lee didn't try to find the Saurnian equivalent of the brown noise. Now that would have been funny.😂😂😂

  • @trevormartin5249
    @trevormartin5249 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Loved this.. sort of like
    terry ratchet in space..

  • @kutalyl7153
    @kutalyl7153 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was expecting it to end with a treaty that the pirates agree to avoid attacking human vessels in exchange for human creative engineering on board the pirates ship.
    A reasonable agreement among interspecies gentlemen, wouldn't you think so?

  • @stitch626aloha
    @stitch626aloha 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Surrender!
    Can't; I am too busy ATTEMPTING SCIENCE!!!

  • @skilletpan5674
    @skilletpan5674 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This AI voice is very asterisk mellow asterisk.

  • @alexgameru875
    @alexgameru875 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    12:00 "that I may have electified slightly" so... I don't think those pirates are leaving their ship

  • @batlezone1633
    @batlezone1633 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    AWESOME the funniest one i have watch so far, bloody awesome
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahb.6475
    @sarahb.6475 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is my favorite story today! And the end made me chuckle!! Those pirates sure were tricked by the humans all right. 😂

  • @Ashelar
    @Ashelar หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this one was really fun.

  • @konekillerking
    @konekillerking หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anything moving can kill. Common SF theme.

  • @vDRACv
    @vDRACv หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    LoL 😆😆😆 there's some truth to this story
    I am well known for buying brand new items taking them home taking it apart to make it work better lol
    I have a custom-built ride
    To be an RV / pickup truck / van
    Custom built toy hauler trailer
    That hauls my motorcycle my jet ski my barbecue pit and all the accessories
    So I can have enough room in the back of my vehicle to haul the four wheeler lol
    I remodeled my Airstream travel trailer far beyond anything travel trailer 😂
    60 gallon bathtub
    Custom design bed self-heating self-cooling
    Remote LED lights inside & outside
    I don't know why people don't build things the way I need them lol

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I assume this is AI images... otherwise someone has a lot of explaining to do regarding the corridor full of bouncing baby dinosaurs.

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why aren't weapons listed on the ship manifest? Iirc, manifests are for cargo and passengers, is, the things being shipped. Manifests are not for crew, personal equipment, or fixed equipment.

  • @JorgeJustiniano-r9v
    @JorgeJustiniano-r9v หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    fun

  • @PeterLGଈ
    @PeterLGଈ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Asterisk Huh asterisk? 😂 The rest of the text-to-voice was pretty good, very good even.

    • @tamarlindsay8382
      @tamarlindsay8382 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Too bad the subtitles were just as badly misspelled as the transcript.

    • @PeterLGଈ
      @PeterLGଈ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @tamarlindsay8382 text-to-voice for the narration, then using that narration via voice-to-text for the subtitles+transcript is destined for disaster 😂

  • @michaelzahnle5649
    @michaelzahnle5649 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Asterisk, Asterisk, Asterisk

  • @tomray8765
    @tomray8765 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Good, original story, I could have worded it better, a bit less direct, some more inuendo and a bit more vicious glee from the humans could turn it into a masterpiece.

  • @clivestainlesssteelwomble7665
    @clivestainlesssteelwomble7665 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Long ago larry Niven created a number of races to explore a ringworld in deep space..
    To investigate this vast object and who built it... a crew was assembled and equiped with a ship that though it officially had no weapons its indestructable hull was kitted with equipment so powerful that could be used as weapons.
    Louis Wu the Captain taking one look at the systems promptly christened it the Lying Bast#rd...😂 ...
    On with your story but it could also be called a trojan horse.

  • @Astrofrank
    @Astrofrank หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Funny plot, but the captions are sub-standard.

  • @Bluewolf279
    @Bluewolf279 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:35 that neck looks slightly broken...

  • @patrickhogan9256
    @patrickhogan9256 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pov the home alone kid had a kid that had the home alone skills and also a-team skills

  • @HermeticJazz
    @HermeticJazz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aggro Squirrell Narrates also reads HFY he isn't AI voice

  • @patrickhogan9256
    @patrickhogan9256 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If starfleet got their hands on the crew of the cargo ship in the vid then the borg, na we got nanotechnology reserves or the dominion, na we have shape sifting tech and anti-everything phasers

  • @ThorbjrnPrytz
    @ThorbjrnPrytz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Funny story, but a little bit repetetive in the end.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Grunts and crafts buy an engineer

  • @biostemm
    @biostemm หลายเดือนก่อน

    Maybe proofread the stories first?

  • @malcolmanderson6735
    @malcolmanderson6735 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The AI is getting better. Unless it's not AI in which case it's content theft.