the most beautiful countess (in the realm) - Bits and Banter [05/14/2024]

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  • beastie boys x jemaine clement blunt rotation
    / chiblee
    / flackblag
    / hcjustin
    / dumbdog
    00:00:00 NL on the 30 egg challenge
    00:03:28 NL has a rich internal monologue
    00:05:39 NL on the Portal
    00:15:03 Cryptmaster
    00:15:26 Germans are freaky
    00:16:26 everyone went to MIT
    00:18:19 NAS or Jay-Z?
    00:19:41 NL calls out Germany
    00:22:51 the Reagan call out
    00:25:12 Baron Harkonnen
    00:28:12 millennials are old now
    00:31:31 NL learns Tongo is dead
    00:32:27 The Most Beautiful Countess (In The Realm)
    00:40:29 NL learns what oomf means
    00:43:08 NL on Dune Prophecy
    00:44:47 bro is Heimdall
    00:49:38 Beastie Boys type flow
    00:51:39 Canada Goose is a Canadian landmark
    00:55:16 the stick your dick in a beehive challenge
    00:56:55 what kind of popcorn is the best?
    01:09:01 who let the birds in?
    01:10:14 the anti-tank mine
    01:12:21 bacon is not overrated
    01:14:25 gay men are enlightened
    01:19:00 NL hits the vape
    01:20:46 new Lethal Company monster just dropped
    01:22:09 suicide is badass
    01:24:04 chiblee receives some karmic justice
    01:24:49 he's Kennedy posting
    01:29:09 we're ____ guys
    01:30:25 Luna interrupted NL's movie screening
    01:32:41 NL goes off on chib
    01:36:35 they disabled the New York portal
    01:37:09 NL got into street fighting
    01:38:06 things get eerie
    01:41:24 the word bisexual has a certain something to it
    01:46:32 Bandle
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    Stream date: 05-14-2024
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  • @andrewg3196
    @andrewg3196 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +221

    Every time NL says some freaky shit i see Librarian give him a lot of gifted subs. Is Librarian trying to condition NL lmao

    • @dankwojak3689
      @dankwojak3689 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      I think it’s partially a technique to mark the vod with interesting moments for later use

    • @FreelyFooled
      @FreelyFooled 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      NL has always been freaky bro

    • @andrewg3196
      @andrewg3196 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FreelyFooled I mean yeah there's old stuff like the dog joke but I remember a few years ago he really seemed like he was trying to be a bit family friendly, like avoiding swearing or talking about cum leaking out of his butthole, maybe because the algorithms didn't like it or whatever

    • @dengernoodle4391
      @dengernoodle4391 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dankwojak3689 these time stamps are brought to you by real Librarian patriots

    • @erebusaeon6945
      @erebusaeon6945 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Pavlov's Pog

  • @Halfcourtviolation
    @Halfcourtviolation 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    30 eggs in a single day is an easy challenge going in but those farts would make Geneva reconvene and write an article with your name on it

    • @Cooperink
      @Cooperink 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There's already a convention against the use of gas weapons

    • @adrianopairetti3417
      @adrianopairetti3417 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      excellent comment

    • @ronaldyang2295
      @ronaldyang2295 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Eggcellent

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    me creating an automated northernlion talking about some freaky shit clips channel by making the bot clip 5 minutes before and after a librarian gift

  • @danielmead4954
    @danielmead4954 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    Honestly librarian where would we be without you ❤

    • @jorma8567
      @jorma8567 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      straight up jorking it

    • @ronaldyang2295
      @ronaldyang2295 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Ohio probably

    • @WalterKay
      @WalterKay 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Probably on the main channel

    • @zacharywyland5823
      @zacharywyland5823 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Probably closer to achieving my career goals

    • @danielmead4954
      @danielmead4954 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      +2 to all your responses

  • @exquisitecoffee6150
    @exquisitecoffee6150 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    hoooooooly the thumbnail is a banger librarian

  • @Skatedeandre
    @Skatedeandre 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Justin’s popcorn take has to be the most insane take I’ve ever heard online

    • @clankclankimatank
      @clankclankimatank 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't think it's too bad if he's associating butter for popcorn as being that tocopherol and diacetyl "butter" flavored oil shit, but his distaste of butter on other foods betrays my optimism.

  • @Cmanorange
    @Cmanorange 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    supposedly the curators of the portal expected the public to stop people from doing inappropriate stuff on the camera. they must have not learned about the bystander effect in addition to not knowing what new yorkers are capable of

    • @tulstra
      @tulstra 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      bystander effect isn’t real

    • @br0607045845
      @br0607045845 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Also what she did is completely legal, women can be topless in public in nyc

  • @jakubbabic8801
    @jakubbabic8801 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Wonderful thumbnail flight of the conchords reference librarian thank you for this, my goat

  • @avapup
    @avapup 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    new banter just dropped, lock the fuck in

  • @sanderbos4243
    @sanderbos4243 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Superb thumbnail

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Justin goin crazy with the popcorn takes

  • @wyldenites
    @wyldenites 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Mad because the rhyme section could have been so much better. I was quipping live so I'm even madder I can sit and pause to make my own rap along with this King Joker

  • @erialos3357
    @erialos3357 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yoooo flight of the concords, ok librarian

  • @EdicusYudisel
    @EdicusYudisel 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    11/10 edit at 1:22:37

    • @nickconley4794
      @nickconley4794 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      absolutely cooking

  • @nooonold9915
    @nooonold9915 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Why does NL keep roasting us Germans 😭😭 It's pretty funny though ngl

    • @natsuccubus
      @natsuccubus 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      meine nacht photos en profeil (idk german sorry) is so funny 😭😭😭

    • @Xathian
      @Xathian 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, you DID invent that "language"

    • @nooonold9915
      @nooonold9915 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Xathian That's true, but it IS pretty fun speaking it, you should try it (voluntarily of course)

  • @dgba1152
    @dgba1152 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Starved for banter, and the horny bots posting about politics aren't doing it

  • @AtomicSlugg
    @AtomicSlugg 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    rhymes so fly he made kurtis blow

  • @viss9021
    @viss9021 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    59:57 wake up honey, new guy just dropped.

  • @PeopleCallMeDut
    @PeopleCallMeDut 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    12:18 thank you librarian

  • @m347f0x
    @m347f0x 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    38:49 NL, that's how we all felt in the Kurtis Blow limbo episode

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    still the best outro

  • @noddingout
    @noddingout 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The beefty boys

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The portal really got NL horned up lmao

  • @SirValoso
    @SirValoso 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Baron Harkonnen reminds of some lyrics from woyzeck: They say bigamy's nice, even two are a bore I prefer three or four, because the plural of spouse is spice

  • @moooooomoooooo
    @moooooomoooooo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    i never heard the lbj phone call what is this 😭

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

  • @atomknight8361
    @atomknight8361 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    NL's take on the portal might be the truest true he's ever said

  • @connor7329
    @connor7329 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    the LBJ phone call is so fucking funny

  • @kjkj2322
    @kjkj2322 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    were popcorn guys of course we lose 4 mult a day

  • @michaualtington
    @michaualtington 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    drinking 30 cokes is something that i want to do at all times but society prevents me from doing

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    bless librarian

  • @twillymars4295
    @twillymars4295 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    has NL seen the tik toker that posts time lapses of him drinking dozens of coke/coke zeroes?

  • @frenzy3486
    @frenzy3486 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ARIGATO MINA SAN

  • @Bossbabyfan2023
    @Bossbabyfan2023 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No baldie today... this will have to do in his absence...

  • @mangsmoof
    @mangsmoof 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Apollo really trying to keep a daily streak of bad takes i swear. “I don’t get a BLT bc lettuce is boring on its own” yeah that’s why it’s not called a T sandwich, it’s a BLT!

  • @WalterKay
    @WalterKay 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think Justin might just have some kind of OCD. As someone in the same bouth that shit just doesn't always make sense and sounds insane to other people

  • @pedrokiihl856
    @pedrokiihl856 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    smame

  • @m.czandogg9576
    @m.czandogg9576 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:00

  • @knowcreativity
    @knowcreativity 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    day 27 asking for 10hr nl breathing compilation

  • @FreelyFooled
    @FreelyFooled 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why is chat acting like NL is weird for the sex banter? Do they genuinely not know who they're watching? NL is the same guy who made the dog joke video, the famous Hafu question the second she joined the show about what she'd rather eat, he played horrible adult games with K8 for a video. NL has never been cagey about that topic, and those were just three instances I happen to remember.

    • @Reflexzzzz
      @Reflexzzzz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The thing about twitch chat is it's not a single entity. When you see two "chat takes" that are contradictory it's usually just cause it's different people.
      Most people don't care but they don't go off in the chat when it happens.

  • @slothbro2740
    @slothbro2740 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    i did the math and 30 cokes (assuming they're 12 oz cans hes talking about) would be roughly 5 two liter bottles of coke. I could do that in a day. I wouldn't feel bad i don't think but I would be peeing a lot

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      yeah in a day that's not so bad, you get a lot of rest time in between

    • @slothbro2740
      @slothbro2740 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i had 4 cans of coke today like a freak. I could easily have done 30. These were separated like 2 something hours apart from each other. I could have banged out like 5 cokes an hour while at work. Might have made the day better

  • @Xathian
    @Xathian 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:00:00 I agree with Justin here, I do not understand butter on popcorn. You're taking a snack that is basically defined by it's dry crunchiness and soaking it in a liquid to turn it into soggy butter goop, it's nasty

    • @rando843
      @rando843 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If your shit ends a soggy goop you're using way too much tf 😭

  • @TenaciousDealer
    @TenaciousDealer 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bacon is mid af

    • @NoName-ns6xr
      @NoName-ns6xr 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Okay redditor

  • @jimandhispetcow
    @jimandhispetcow 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Adding butter to popcorn just makes it greasy, the only food that should be greasy is Pizza.

    • @NoName-ns6xr
      @NoName-ns6xr 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Psycho take

  • @phoenixssbm
    @phoenixssbm 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the homophobia is crazy…

    • @KY_100
      @KY_100 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      words can be funny. try the concept out some time

    • @phoenixssbm
      @phoenixssbm 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@KY_100 are you such a snowflake that my obvious joke upset you

    • @Reflexzzzz
      @Reflexzzzz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Expand on this

    • @phoenixssbm
      @phoenixssbm 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Reflexzzzz i am joking, this was a joke about his inability to imagine people attracted to men are attracted to their sexual organs unfortunately comedy is dead and everyone online thinks gay people are overly fragile

    • @phoenixssbm
      @phoenixssbm 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@KY_100 this is literally a joke

  • @UU8D
    @UU8D 28 วันที่ผ่านมา