Michael Bisping BRUTALLY ROASTED ME? Called Me Ugly? Time To EXPOSE The Cyclops!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2023
- So Michael Bisping finally mentioned "The MMA Guru" on his live podcast and he absolutely trashed me, got angry and roasted me. This is my reaction with a breakdown of him exposing his hypocrisy. Let me know what you guys think in the comments section down below.
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Honestly though this was top banter from Bisping and I really needed some content so thanks to him what a G. Consider this video bait, let's see how far this goes.
"mma gooroo is just a SHORT FAT"
Guru gets out his trap card
I may never stand up but I'm taller than you by multiple inches Mr Bisping
I want the old comment back 😂
Lol you pinned this comment instead because you realised it looks pathetic to make a 30 minute video for a mild comment
😁
Everything Bisping said about you is true. He even knew that you had no legs, and that's why he called you short.
Guru stretched a 40 second clip into a 30 minute video.. truly a generational talent
this is something only chael could do before
It’s absolutely inspirational
And it was even pretty entertaining
I wonder when he will free us from Egypt and lead us to judea
@@shakhster8382exodus remake 🥳
don't let him bully you son!
Yes! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Should be top comment tbh 👌🏽
LOLOLOL
He's bullying you son
A guy who runs over a pregnant woman then comes back to retrieve his wallet but not to help her, is not a "good guy with demons".
Pre sure he went back to grab his weed LOOL
To be fair he didn’t run her over, he just hit her car and ran away 😂
That's true, but also just as bad@@codygatti8358
He’s above that nobody, who cares
How was he supposed to know she was pregnant if she was in the car?
Guru is what all reactors should aspire to be. Milking a 40 second video to 30 minutes and i watched every second of it no regrets.
He's the asmongold of MMA content creation
@@bryantaylward2316there is another asmongold of mma
Guru with the Hendo H BOMB!
So Bisping calls a woman beater, drug cheat and felon a "good guy" but goes after poor Guru and body shames him? Wow, the audacity. Volk would be proud that you stood up for yourself Guru!
Figuratively at least, he can’t actually stand up but I’m still proud of him nonetheless
for a second, i thought you were talking about chael sonnen 😅
@@Hats502 if only we could crowd fund some baboon legs or whatever would trans plant
He’s done!
@@vincentkc48it’s ova forim
Ogre vs Cyclops! It’s like LOTR irl !
Mrrrr frodooooo
Ariel helwani as grima wormtongue
*Smeagol impression intensifies*
lmao 🤣
Hahahaha
The 24 year old imparts some serious wisdom on the 40 year old. Well done MMA Guru!
Not sure about that 😂
Honestly Guru doesn’t get enough credit for the work he’s doing at such a young age
considering his donos are about 10x more than other channels of his size, yeah he does
@simplelife88393 it's not enough and he's under appreciated.
More proof that UFC commentators and pundits can't take criticism
Whilst i agree, and bisping has a huge ego problem, guru wasn’t just criticizing him😂. He was straight up insulting him, called him a drunk cyclops, a drunk regard, said he fluked his entire ufc career, called him the worst male champ in history (somewhat agree), and maybe some other stuff i can’t remember. It’s fuckn hilarious, but yea pretty far off from criticism and just straight roast😂
@@ryanrich7133 Haha true🤣🤣. But it is also true that he wouldn't be taking regular criticism well either.
Guru is rarely giving out criticsm. Just shitting on people.
Bro all people in media are like this
They circle the wagons against normal people constantly. Hell, look at 2016-2020.
I mean guru doesn't criticize .Guru straight up goes into a mode of those 👴from the slave times.That Merab rant is a hate crime dude😂
A ufc champ has this much hatred for the guru he has made it
dude it was 40 secs lol
What do you think was happening when Jones was beating his wife? She was being turned on, she's with him because of this, not despite of it. I wish someone would call her out.
@@ItsameAlex 🤔
MMA fighters wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night in fear of the Jew. Bisping probably hears the sound of Guru's screechy wheels in his nightmares.
@@ItsameAlexWHAT IN THE FUCK LMAOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂 guru taking all the hate and thriving in it is why people love him. We call him fat and handicapped and he takes it all without getting soy about it. And in that we all respect him for his based opinions
Facts
Is Guru really 24? I honestly thought he was near to 40 😂
The guy who asked Bisping that is 100% Ariel’s burner account trying to get fighters against Guru
That sneaky weasel
HAHA true
free content for Guru, win
People know their tactics now. Jewrnalists BTFO’d
"I'm not saying Bisbing should be scared" 🤣🤣🤣
Guru was being humble...
If Bisping came at him, Guru would judo throw him onto his own head then sink in a rear naked choke, killing him within seconds.
@vShoTzZ25 All without leaving the comfort of his wheelchair. Truly an inspiration to the disabled community.
@vShoTzZ25 All while popping his good eye out as well, due to that choke strength. A full-grown python has nothing on our boy !🙌
I'm 30, pretty well off, and still jealous of MMA Guru's hustle! Long live the king!
He's wheelchair bound
Mogged ddp and will mog bisping@@flameguy3416
Can I borrow $50?
can i also borrow some money
"I have the best teeth in the UK" 😂😂😂😂 We're not known for dental prowess 😂😂😂 always delivering of a good listen while I do laundry or wash dishes man 👌 even going back to watch shit late always great
Bispings response: "Ok tough guy hiding behind a computer screen"
Both tough guys 😂
This ain’t even an exaggeration either💀
And then calls him a *HaTeR* again
Ik it’s such a boomer response
😂😂 Yup.
'Why dont you find my address and fly 15 hrs for $2000 to come and say it to my face!!'
Bisping of all people acting so weirdly defensive and self righteous about trash talk and criticism for the sake of entertainment is just surreal... like wtf, he really can only dish it out but not take it.
Dominick Cruz once said everyone knows Bisping can dish it out but he can't take it.
That's his entire career for ya, shame he couldn't learn from Dan Hendo.
The same man who showed up late and drunk to a press conference and then harassed GSP the whole time
His appearance on Kill Tony proved that. Comedian David Lucas started roasting Bisping and he just completely lost it and started shouting and making threats about beating him up backstage. I quite like Bisping but he completely embarrassed himself.
The only people I've seen call other people haters are 12 years old tik tok kids lol. Bisping fell off
To be honest I felt the same as Bisping at first... I thought you were all hate and negativity then I started listening to all of your stuff -- you're just straight up honest which can rub people the wrong way if it isn't all sunshine and daisies. In a sport like MMA you need to be told your faults or else you can get really F'd up. And..."it's the fight game," as they say. Keep doing you brother! Love your content.
Same here. I heard about gurus reputation as a hater before seeing any of his content 😂 then you watch it and it’s just a passionate guy with some strong opinions.
Same i fuckin couldnt stand GURU from the small clips and bits id heard of him but then i watched a fuck ton of Mr Jewru videos and i love him now. Super funny guy just fucking around and uses some strong words and shares some strong opinions. But GURU is just a funny ass guy imo where i dont take anything he says seriously. Just watch him for entertainment.
Same. I forget which videos, but I remember watching some and thinking he’s a hater. He’s still an asshole, but it’s hilarious. It’s like shock jock radio. He’s also pretty charismatic when he rants
Same bro just points out hypocrisy and gives honestly objective takes
same here i thought he is a salty beta but thats kinda what other content makers describe him as 😅 hes actually pretty funny and smart
“I used to pray for times like this” - Guru
Congrats on signing your debut against Bruno silva the entire community is behind you brother! Inshallah
Lol
What do you think was happening when Jones was beating his wife? She was being turned on, she's with him because of this, not despite of it. I wish someone would call her out.
@@ItsameAlexQuit the powder...
@@ItsameAlexlmao I love the bait, its brilliant
@@arcanum3882 I guess reality is bait
Lmao that fake reaction to Bispings insults is priceless 😂
It's the developing facial expressions to the clips he's reacting too that put it over the top 4 me 😂
Mma gods bless your soul not ending your videos with another ad I have to pause because I watched a video all the way to the end
This is the kind of content we get when it's been almost 3 weeks since a good MMA fight happened.
The Cyclops wasn’t ready for the Gurus brutality
Mortal Kombat awards u 100k points. Now beat Shang Tsung w only 1 eye.
bisping 10 cripple 7
@@duramaxdad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kano got butt hurt
Cripple on cripple violence
Just subbed, and glad I did. Hope you stay on that wellness train. New fan. Well played sir. Well played.
Enjoyed every second of it, thanks! Solid arguments and critique mixed with good entertainment and fun. You'd probably tower over him on a wheelchair!
Other than stating he fluked his entire career and was the worst male champion in the sports history you have indeed been kind to him
I mean objectively speaking Bisping is the worst male champ. I mean come on the guy defended his title vs a 50 year old who wasn’t even in the top 10. He also barley won that fight and almost got KOed. Then he gets choked out by a washed many year layoff Gsp who’s a welterweight. He only has 1 good win that being Luke Rockhold.The fact he’s in the hof is laughable
@Ali-vl1sc dont let garbrandt hear you talking about someone taking his number 1 spot.
@@Ali-vl1sc And he arguably lost to Silva
@@MrFredsttSliva fight was a robbery he literally got Koed by Anderson. (Keep in mind this is A washed Anderson) Also he got a absolute robbery win against Matt Hamil. Bisping best wins are either vs washed fighters or robbery’s. Only Rockhold being the exception to that. After he won the belt he Ducked all top contenders such as Souza, Whittaker, Romero, even a Rockhold rematch would be better than a 50 year old Hendo. There is a reason why his commentary is so biased aginst Whittaker. During his reign everyone regarded Whittaker as the actual champ of the division, which caused him to dislike Whittaker
@@Ali-vl1sc hey I didn't say he was wrong 😅
Michael Bisping needs to be humbled. Talking like that about a disabled person, because he knows If guru could walk that guru would be a double champ.
Bisping is also disabled 👁🔵
The disabled person that literally runs a channel off getting famous people to mention him after he talks about them
Is he actually
@@zarahussain9738 yes, he was born with a phocomelia syndrome. He’s been in a wheelchair all his life.
mentally@@flameguy3416
I actually like Bisping.
For what it’s worth I do not agree with Bisping’s characterization of you. Your reaction actually had me laughing out loud for real for real so thank you for that.
I actually think what you do takes a lot of confidence and bravery. You’re putting yourself out there along with your opinion on pretty famous and powerful people. Keep up the great work and continue being true to yourself.
yes. he is brave.
@@rottenhead8385and stunning
Hah@@executivelifehacks6747
Two of the UK legends going at it 💪
Pissbing is not a legend
He's a legend on the clithero p4k1 bashing scene
omar vs .........
mma"guru" is no legend LOL
@@Kai_StoneHes in the process...
What kind of monster...
*Brags that he is taller than a man that is unable to stand from his wheelchair*
Is he really in a wheelchair? I thought it was just a joke.
I always come to your videos thinking I'm gonna watch 5 mins or so but then 30, 45, 60 mins later and I'm still here.
I think something happens to people once they get veneers; something changes about them! I am currently saving up for my own set, as obviously something intriguing about it!
Oh my word REBECCA! The MMA Guru destroyed me
Definitely not "miserable" and a "hater," lol this channel is hilarious. I watch because I like laughing and MMA Guru has a sense of humor that I get. Don't change a DAMN thing! ✌️
MMA guru you definitely have a real fan out of me. I listen to you because not only do you steer me in the right direction with your takes but you’re hilarious and a realist who uses comedy and truth to entertain us don’t ever change man. that’s why we love you
Little bit of British banter, proceeds to absolutely torch Bisping 😂
I thought it was Bisping who torched guru here
@@EdEddingtoncause you're dim
The MMA Guru is the real mf 🐐
"It's good to be straight and white"
The MMA Guru
Keanu Reeves really is the golden standard for knowing if you’re a hater. Excellent observation. Like, hey, you like comedy and sci fi? Bill and Ted! You don’t want the comedy, but still the sci fi? The matrix! You want serious but not sci fi? POINT BREAK! You can’t go wrong with this guy
Idk what is more embarrassing Bispings roast or his title reign
He won a world title with a single eye.
How bout a 12 year old trying to roast a world champion behind a computer screen
@@Lwwwiowow a man with 1 eye can’t fully improve his defence🤯
@@Lwwwiolol the guy has achieved more than you or your entire blood line has and you’re trying to roast him. Gimp.
A title reign is never embarrassing because it always takes hard work. The roasting is just him being British, as they still talk like that and make fun of people publicly over there, especially when they get their feelings hurt.
We won’t stop supporting you until you overthrow Helwani and get more views than the UFC
hell yes
Yes you will....life gets busy 🤣
@@thejoey993Too busy to watch a 15 minute video every few days/daily? Not really…
@@nolans1675 true but it will take years....hes trending now but a new channel will grab your attention
Listening to this trying to sleep with the voices in my head. Couldn't stop laughing. GG you got a new sub
Bisping has such a high ego for someone who’s regarded as the worst male champ in ufc history
Guy is a flipping legend!! A warrior of the highest order. I think he earned it
"worst male champ" lol less then 1% of fighters become champ, but ok bisping sucks
Literally nobody but Gurus army of incels thinks this 😂
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 still not a great insult lol
@@mr.i6527he ain’t wrong tho
It's common to see people defend against criticism by saying 'you are not a fighter (or insert any profession) so you dont have the right to criticize them. I have encountered too many people like this when I gave my less desirable opinion on things. Imagine after a haircut you tell the hairdresser you dont like the hairstyle and he shut you up by saying: ' you are not hairdresser, just pay the money'.
Yeah dude that's so true and so annoying smh
Horrible analogy
@@dombo916truly lol if you don’t like it , it is what it is
Doctors and nurses are the absolute worst in that regard.
@@dombo916 you are not a professional linguist ur not allowed to speak on the matter
Its a moment, a milestone!!! Good stuff
Including Harrington in this is much needed. Keep up the good work
Yeah Lisping is weird. Former champion, hot wife, nice looking family, by all means he's a successful individual yet for some reason he's insecure and never passes up the opportunity to bully the little guy. Even when he's commentating, he's constantly getting into arguments or sending little digs to his co-commentators and even fighters if they say something he that rubs him the wrong way. Cant take a joke, can't take any criticism. The man could beat up 9/10 people yet he still walks around with a chip on his shoulder. Likely bullied as a kid, maybe his dad beat the shit out of him, maybe his wife regularly cheats on him, its hard to pinpoint the reason why.
He's what we call the "Fake Alpha". There's lots of them. I just feel sorry for his Wife
Bisping or DC whenever a more handsome man is nearby: insults
@@PcCAvioNnah keep DC out of that he takes a lot of shit talking his way and doesn’t act like Mike
His wife does cheat on him regularly. I have the DMs to prove it 😁
@@scythianking7315Why sorry for his wife? They have everything they want.
This is probably my new favorite mma guru video 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious
Bisping literally tweets about some terrible global event and then says how someone needs to help, and when someone points out that he's one who's more capable of doing so than his followers working 9-5, he mocks them or quote tweets these responses with some fake good guy stuff
Keep going guru your takes are honest and spot on we need more guys like u around
The cyclops didn't see this one coming😂😂
Must have come from that one side
Funny
Well played
Wheelchair coming at his 100mph, he’d never see it coming
Michael must’ve really been hurt by you at some point lol
Do you think Bising wakes up in the morning and googles his own name to see what praise people have heaped on him overnight, since the last time he googled himself.
Love all the energy MMA Guru attracts. Truly the King of MMA TH-cam.
Bro as soon as he mentions jones in a good way.. it’s like bro nothing you say mean shit at this point hahah
They hate you because we love you
Massive 10-8 to Guru here, the Bones hypocrisy isn't surprising from the ultimate company man. Hope you get a few thousand more subscribers from the drama anyway.
This is why I LOVE UR show!! U bring something different then all the other people with MMA podcasts!! You don’t kiss ANYONES ass , and from someone that is just like u , I truly appreciate that . Everyone is so afraid to offend them.. Great Job brother and much much respect!!
Love your impressions!!!
Great video, all facts. Loved it
This video is El phenomeno
Bisping is so emotional it’s like he’s a middle school girl
He's a 'former' English chav. That's how he grew up, fighting in english pubs, acting the hard man. All those type of people are insecure. I've met plenty of them over the years.
I have been waiting for this one mate!
Been waiting for this vid all day BUDDEH
How did you make a 40 second clip turn into a 30 minute video😂
I cant believe how smart Guru uses this stuff to make himself a bigger name. I just saw the thumbnail and the "bad person Guru, good person Jones" was enough to realize, that this will be a banger. Master Troll. 😂
Jon Jones is innocent. The charges against Jon Jones was dropped.
This is pure gold, the best Guru content yet. Thank you.
oh damn, now you've pointed out the bisping breathing thing I can't unhear it.. FUCK
Rigo exposed that you and Bisping are friends behind the scenes… SCAMMER
In what video?
@@indigo4208all of them. Rigo is life
Cyclops vs Shrek. A battle between two freaks one is fat and greasy the other has one eye and fit. Both have something about them. Who will win the war?
LMAO
Ah shit 🤣
How DARE he?!?
TEAM GURU FOR LYYYFE ♿️
The beginning of this where your saying how much love for Mike you have and then he says your short fat and ugly was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
It required two human eyes to see the Gurus true beauty.
Guru doesn't have the balls to be in a fight. Bisping easily kills this fool
@@redeyexxx1841guru by lay and prey
@@redeyexxx1841is Bisping your favourite guy? You're defending him alot from the 6'3" heavyweight super champion that would eviscerate Michael one eye plastic teeth 2 bad knees Bisping
@@flameguy3416 Your a funny one 😘
That was great. And exposing hypocrisy is a service to all
Your reaction to the wheelchair part had me rolling🤣 that damn meme
"Faaaaaccckkkk off!!!" The veneer jabs were the best 🤣😂😅
BREAKING NEWS! MICHAEL BISPING! YES THATS RIGHT MICHAEL BISPING, thinks that talking some trash and being critical makes you a disgusting and terrible person. Bisping, I'm taller than you, I'm 24 with my own house, 100k sub channel and I am a hardcore MMA fan that gets to talk about MMA for a living. At 24 you were still working in a factory with cows and trying to be a DJ on Saturday nights. You think Jon Jones is a "good person who made some bad choices" so honestly your view on my character means nothing to me.
Honestly though I was so hyped when I first saw this, I feel like hitting 100k has put me on the map with a lot of these people in the MMA community and it's still so weird as a long time MMA superfan to be in these beefs with Bisping, O'Malley and more.
Also sorry for maybe sounding egotistical at moments in this response, but it's kinda hard not to big yourself up a bit in response to being insulted so aggressively.
Oh My word
Oh my word baby Bisping
@@beastlad👶 😂
I'd rather have one eye than no legs
@@beastladEl phenomeno
Love that you called him out on his hypocrisy
Good stuff lad, keep calling out these hypocrites, if they hadn't double standards they would have none.👍
That slow look up to the camera is too good lmao 19:20
14:53 It's sad to see how the accident still bothers him, so much so he's projecting his disability on others 😔😔😔
How could you forget the infamous quote from Michael Bispig " El Phenomeno" 1:16
Im watching Guru since he had less than 500 subs and i must say he came a long way! Congrats! He's a GENIUS how his taking advantage of all this fighters to grow the community and the attention! Congrats again man and keep up the good work! Love it!!!
I won't ever be able to 'unhear' that sharp inhalation now, thanks.
Give this man an Oscar!!! 10-8 Guru.
The Emmy award for best acting goes too…… THE MMA GURU
Bisping's ego is so big he can't handle a couple of impressions. Oh my weeeerddd
Brush my teeth? I got white straight teeth. Now I don’t want to get cancelled saying white and straight is the best…. But it kind of is for teeth 😂😂😂
Your point on haters was spot on. Great response!
Guru, you have to marry someone and beat her. Then Bisping will defend you!
Dude your Tito videos were so good! Made me sub. May not agree with all your takes but don't let the shit talk get you down.
15:16 I couldn’t stop laughing🤣 good one mate!
Beautiful points Guru!! Spot on .. I love it ..
You can see the exact moment Guru's little pig heart shattered. In all seriousness, if I hadn't already seen Guru's reaction, I might have been fairly convinced that he was hurt by Bisping's vicious slander. So we can add "dramatic acting" to the short list of things Guru is semi-decent at.
Bisping went too far lol...but it's not about what people think of you, it's all about what you think of yourself
Unless you're delusional
@@botondbakos5954 Like Guru is about being in a wheelchair
@@MrFredstt never judge a man till you’ve rolled a mile in his chair mate
Congrats on the weight loss mate, dont stop and stay strong 💪
The way your face changed after he called you a fat miserable hater was so funny 😭😭 Btw your not ugly not fat not miserable love your content bro your vids are quality asl thank Guru