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  • @shanekimberlin
    @shanekimberlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    Hey Tim, hello from Alaska. You probably don't read these, but just wanted to say I listen to your podcast working on a cargo boat for weeks on end and you make the job way, way better. The crew thinks you're great. Sometimes we put the podcast on as we travel and laugh. Many thanks. Cheers.

    • @guffmanissoft1
      @guffmanissoft1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      He reads every single comment he’s an egomaniac.

    • @trickyhickey2402
      @trickyhickey2402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hello from Wasilla

    • @xoda32
      @xoda32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hi from Anchorage! :)

    • @shanekimberlin
      @shanekimberlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@trickyhickey2402 hello from prince William sound!

    • @shanekimberlin
      @shanekimberlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xoda32 Ahoy from prince William sound :)

  • @godemperorpepe
    @godemperorpepe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Tim’s “what America means to me” rant is still unmatched.

    • @darkmythos4457
      @darkmythos4457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      go back to the porch episodes then, those were the gold standard

    • @TheJoshestWhite
      @TheJoshestWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that clipped? I realize I could search myself but I'm trying to support fake business here

    • @bobbywhitaker8872
      @bobbywhitaker8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A literature masterpiece

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Still? It's from a week ago. What are you trying to do here?

    • @Kryptotek
      @Kryptotek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His defense of ghislaine maxwell while they’re casting from the car is top 3, easy

  • @DavidLopez-nr7wp
    @DavidLopez-nr7wp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    The thought of Tim handing out sandwiches while his coworker is doing CPR on someone is so fucking hilarious

    • @ichito2316
      @ichito2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I just picture him saying “they forgot my fucking bacon, egg and cheese god dammit” as he steps over the guy getting CPR.

    • @Deezzznutttzzzx
      @Deezzznutttzzzx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was so funny 😂

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes and I love hearing all the different jobs Tim has had and his honesty of which ones he was horrible at. I did not hear the sandwich line yet where is it?

    • @FrowningFathers
      @FrowningFathers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I picture him standing there watching the CPR with an armful of sandwiches, not handing them out with a thousand mile stare while chewing on a room temp reuben

    • @nuthin4sumpthin
      @nuthin4sumpthin ปีที่แล้ว

      CPR…more like narcan

  • @aaronfields9711
    @aaronfields9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “We will be back in our studio next week” has basically become a bit at this point and I like it

  • @jackhanson3333
    @jackhanson3333 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Everyday he gets closer and closer to being permanently removed” prophetic quote dilly.

  • @Callmethraxx444
    @Callmethraxx444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “I am for freedom but i also am for the idea that poor people cant do what they want” - A Legend

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    If Ben says more than 3 words I’m leaving the patreon. Good luck affording that home in the hamptons without my $5 pig!

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Ben is truly playing with fire here, tempting the Gods as he usually does.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh no, one guy not paying on the mcdonalds tier.. what shall they do..

    • @wildexploit
      @wildexploit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dertythegrower Aspy

    • @AbdulGetTheRocks
      @AbdulGetTheRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      ​@@dertythegrower imagine being a fan of Tim Dillon and not understanding sarcasm.

    • @MikeOcksmallClips
      @MikeOcksmallClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AbdulGetTheRocks His fans take 80%of what he says seriously on his patreon when Tim is 100% joking. His fans suck and they're always going on about their fake politics that don't matter. They'll argue about some dumb politic like they can do anytihng to change it. I hate them all so i unsubed from the patron.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Tim & Ben's relationship is probably my favorite part of this show

    • @rjones6801
      @rjones6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ben is to this podcast what Andy Richter was to Conan. You feel like he doesn't need to be there, but his mere presence makes Tim so much better that the show would suffer without him.

    • @rjones6801
      @rjones6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ...this didn't age well. It's the end of an era.

    • @ogenevieve
      @ogenevieve หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ditto.

  • @Peskyjooba
    @Peskyjooba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I’m gonna listen this with a pack of Marlboro reds on my porch and think hard about what it means to me to be an American

    • @onedone2011
      @onedone2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      good idea

    • @soicybunny
      @soicybunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you’re on your porch and have your lighter ready.

    • @patrick4662
      @patrick4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It means having an abortion with a gun

    • @miheadhurts
      @miheadhurts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Keep the pack. It'll be worth $500 in two years time.

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you don't already know , then are you?

  • @lemons7774
    @lemons7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “My father said camp is for Jewish people” 😂😂 lmaooo

  • @st4rdust413
    @st4rdust413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    the one highlight of my hellish life is watching Tim D recall memories of being a chubby lifeguard whilst I smoke my $50 Marlboro light

  • @brycesowerby9172
    @brycesowerby9172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Isn’t it odd how Ben is the one who seems gay and Tim is the one who seems straight

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truueeee

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Being bogged down by some wife will turn any man gay

    • @nachomansandyravage2346
      @nachomansandyravage2346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯

    • @basementbastard2314
      @basementbastard2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?”

    • @laylowbNetherlands
      @laylowbNetherlands 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@earl-larsen 😆😆

  • @sammcclain129
    @sammcclain129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "...And she's a cashier at a gas station and there's nothing wrong with that but she is stealing and there's something wrong with that." 🤣 -You're the best Tim.

  • @Ben-ri8rg
    @Ben-ri8rg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My 13 year old and I listened to this, I feel like his future is on solid footing now. Thank you Tim for your tireless work to help today’s youth.

  • @kickerbeat
    @kickerbeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    No bullshit I have a cousin that moved with her family from upstate New York to Riverview FL (a suburb of Tampa) that had 3 kids with a Hispanic felon while they squatted in foreclosed houses rent free in post-recession Florida in the late 2000s. He was in and out of prison for several years and she took a graveyard shift at a gas station, gained a ton of weight, and got garish tattoos all over her body. It’s almost like Tim knows my cousin, or perhaps there are people like this all across our amazing country.
    It truly is the new American dream to get beat by your ethnic baby daddy just enough times to try out being a lesbian for a while until you can find another man who has a massive chest tattoo and is still trying to reach his aspirations as a local DJ.
    It’s summer in America!!

  • @bobbywhitaker8872
    @bobbywhitaker8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Tim Dillon is the most articulate, well spoken, realistic comic we have. Undisciplined emotion relies on circumstance. We love you. Peace.

  • @vulgardisplay5467
    @vulgardisplay5467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The only guy creative enough to listen to on a consistent basis. Every other podcast is unbearable, listen to 10 podcasts and you know all their stories. Thank you Mr Dillon

    • @Randulpheleven
      @Randulpheleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

    • @balakaythesloth
      @balakaythesloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true man

    • @Antherios92
      @Antherios92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100% true. Just when you think Tim podcasts are starting to feel formulaic then he pulls a "throw them in a pot" or "what America means to me"

  • @Guy.1991
    @Guy.1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Drinking beers and smoking cigs on your porch watching Tim Dillion with no shirt on while your neighbors stare worried from across the street. Summer in America.

  • @Fedshmoka
    @Fedshmoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dillon has been on fire lately, seriously these single episodes are funnier , wittier and better written than entire catalogues of other comics podcasts or standup specials - its going to be a sad day when Ben backstabs him, steals all his money, Tim gets hooked back on drugs & finally croaks on a bad batch that was cooked with the ol' fentakrill.

    • @ddschroe11
      @ddschroe11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the last two episodes have been dog shit. Personally.

    • @lc1102
      @lc1102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We smoke jums out here

  • @harshlight7
    @harshlight7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Tim's backhand flirting with Ben and Ben's genuine laughter is the sweetest, most beautiful thing ever. Love this show.

  • @William.H.Bonney
    @William.H.Bonney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is a retraction episode from the weekend. The CIA poisoned Tim’s cigarettes with a rare bacteria and forced him to do a scripted episode written by JFK Jr.

    • @trycora
      @trycora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes or yes.

    • @cameronsalewski3342
      @cameronsalewski3342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weapons of Mass Destruction

    • @onedone2011
      @onedone2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Precisely.

    • @MurdaIncorporated
      @MurdaIncorporated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WWG1WGA

    • @claysanford2648
      @claysanford2648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I figured out years ago that all of the political Kennedy assassinations were funded by many evil individuals and other special interests.

  • @Sxwrz
    @Sxwrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I'm not watching Ben's face constantly while Tim's talking I can't have fun, Ben and Tim are just such a perfect team

  • @AM2K2
    @AM2K2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Why are you giving us a 2 day premier wait for this? Ben - get in the pot.

    • @Mizsheen
      @Mizsheen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Put em in a pot

    • @emilykoch4123
      @emilykoch4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put him in the pot

    • @Serenitynow87
      @Serenitynow87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To the pot!!

    • @hrs1414
      @hrs1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put em in the pot

  • @sholtan2288
    @sholtan2288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This man Ben just said 60 million people is about half the country. Stupendous 😂

    • @medsr6674
      @medsr6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ben the type of guy to know most obscure backwoods fact, but then says shit like this. Still adore him though.

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes I can not beleive that Tim did not pounce on him for that one. Many criticize Ben but I think he is perfect.

    • @anonymity604
      @anonymity604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its about to be

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonymity604 🤣

    • @mrRaGeR8917
      @mrRaGeR8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he was talking about an area being over 100 degrees not how many people. It's is very possible that 60 million people could live in half the country's land and the other 270 million live in the other half. Cities, coast, densely populated areas and such compared to the middle of the United States where there ain't shit for miles. But yeah if he was talking just the math for population he was way the fuck off

  • @PranavShawarma
    @PranavShawarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I can't wait for Tim's special on the topic of Covid, such a relevant topic

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw his special live. It was half jokes straight from the podcast, and half original but not much about covid

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimbo5071 stop making words.

    • @rizzorepulsive7704
      @rizzorepulsive7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its coming back for a reunion tour

  • @blockeddunk5384
    @blockeddunk5384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    You’d really have a tough time telling Tim was gay until he told you he was a swimmer as a kid

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was a swimmer and on a team for years and I am not gay!! No one on the team was. Now the divers were a different story!! Yes Tim is the most undetectable gay entertainer of all time. He could play a truck driver in any movie easy.

    • @connorjohn5013
      @connorjohn5013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephedwarddowling5919 why are you gay?

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephedwarddowling5919 ehhh lots of truck drivers stop at gloryholes, at least that's my image of them

    • @JB50713
      @JB50713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everybody was a swimmer at the beginning of their lives.

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JB50713 underrated comment. 69/69

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I want to hear Tim's take on bottom-friendly Postmates meals. He needs to know just in case The Gringo Papi is around.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No thanks.
      What does that topic have to do with food is the real question.. pandering at its lowest

    • @jackmariner
      @jackmariner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dertythegrower sadly it does have to do with food because they recommend like not eating beans and stuff because they um, leak.

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dertythegrower salt the wound and just admit you like that schlock that is supposed to be standup

    • @Schnippen_Schnappen1
      @Schnippen_Schnappen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PICO DE GAYYYO

    • @tglad20
      @tglad20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How is this comment 5 days old??

  • @armandoestrada5224
    @armandoestrada5224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    27:13 "Hot, angry, the cost of everything is up, fights in the street"

  • @hugh6610
    @hugh6610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Favorite part of my Sunday is when my wife gets up to shut the door to the bedroom when Tim is on. I always hear her laugh before, and it gets me rolling every time!

  • @dylanharris173
    @dylanharris173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This and the previous one are probably in the top 10 episodes for me, it came out the week before I went to rehab and it makes me remember the worst summer of my entire life very fondly

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's something so simple and beautiful about the statement "I was a smoker as a lifeguard"

  • @overunder2878
    @overunder2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The fact he said it was luck of the draw that you would survive drowning if he was the on duty lifeguard was priceless

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I missed that one where is it? Great podcast. Would kill for an old pic of Tim as a lifeguard.

  • @matts285
    @matts285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That lifeguard rant was so unbelievably relatable!!😂 especially the part of being to lit on the stand after a raining morning thinking no one would come.

  • @RicardoBrazil15
    @RicardoBrazil15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    English speakers in Brazil we all believe this is the funniest podcast in the States right now. Keep it up.

  • @michaelregan427
    @michaelregan427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when I saw this drop last night when I was already drunk I kept drinking. I haven't had a hang over in a long time, thanks Tim I'm enjoying listening to this with a ripping heart rate and headache. God bless you all.

  • @brianscheffer1007
    @brianscheffer1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m 10 days free of nicotine as well, been a nightmare. I quit vaping and it has been so much harder than when I quit cigarettes 15 years ago. So much harder to quit since it tastes so much better and not as bad for you. 10 days in and I’m still going through heavy withdrawals which is crazy. Keep it up Tim 💪

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait... u mean vaping is still addictive? Oh no

    • @joshlopez9056
      @joshlopez9056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So its harder to quit vaping and that makes it better for you?

    • @Originalchili
      @Originalchili 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshlopez9056 he probably means it's better by how the vapes makes you feel, vs having a cigarette which sometimes can make you nauseous.

    • @e.starling141
      @e.starling141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No hes saying psychologically its harder to quit something thar you rationalize isnt AS bad for you. (Thats what we addicts do. We rationalize.) Tim actually said something similar about cigarettes on Rogan's show. He said out of all the addictions hes had cigarettes have been the hardest to quit. Alcohol and coke were a lot easier for him to quit because he knew how bad it was to continue down that path. But he rationalizes that a couple of cigarettes are nothing compared to snorting a bunch of coke. So he was totally joking in this episode when he said how easy it can be to stop smoking. (At least for him personally.)

    • @brianscheffer1007
      @brianscheffer1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@e.starling141 Exactly. It’s harder because your reasons for quitting aren’t as strong. You can feel cigarettes killing you and plus the smell is so strong, where with vapes I honestly don’t feel that bad and you can smoke inside. There is no tobacco in vapes, just nicotine. Tobacco is what poisons you and causes cancer, not nicotine. I’m not saying vaping is good for you, it’s obviously not, but it’s not as bad health-wise as cigarettes. Which I personally know and have experienced and science has shown as well. Which for me, has made it harder to quit, because my reasons for quitting haven’t been as strong. I’ve still stuck it out, though, because I don’t think it’s good to rely on and be addicted to anything, and if I don’t stop now, I prob never will. Plus, it will save money.

  • @sleeptightnovember
    @sleeptightnovember 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just love it as Tim tells children to do delinquent activities as Ben tries to utter no under his chuckling 😂 idky, but just Tim’s response of “what?” Gets me cracking up

  • @Loveinthemist11
    @Loveinthemist11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Putting this on for my 4th of July pool party!

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Throw in his "what America means to me" speech too...your party will be a hit! 😁

  • @cincydrum
    @cincydrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Ben and Tim are taking some time in the Hamptons... Running several fake businesses is hard work!

  • @HybridTrapMusic
    @HybridTrapMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Land Of The Free 🎆

  • @tglad20
    @tglad20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Can’t wait to hear Tim talk about how Ben fucked up the releases lol. This week was supposed to be the 4th of July episode

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆
      Yeah I was pretty confused with that last week.

    • @iGoNoLimitWrestling
      @iGoNoLimitWrestling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they switched the order because of Roe v Wade but I could be wrong

    • @zeej80
      @zeej80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m glad I’m not the only 1 who noticed that lol

    • @SnakeHandler-g7u
      @SnakeHandler-g7u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As much as Ben gets paid, he STILL finds a way to fuck it up.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    45:12, I like how Tim Dillon delivers lines like a union guy at a union meeting asking about time off and getting vacation pay.😆

  • @SonOfAnders
    @SonOfAnders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dont these regulators understand we wouldnt have Tim Dillon’s sultry voice without cigarettes, how could they be so short sighted

  • @rustygoldentv4049
    @rustygoldentv4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "That's disgusting" - Tim to Bens summer memory.

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? 🤣
      Right after his summer memory of sniffing dirty, melting coke whilst watching roaches crawl on the floor and listening to baby crying in the next room, too. Hilarious! 🤣

    • @rustygoldentv4049
      @rustygoldentv4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The visual quick rant after saying those 2 words are why I am a proud member of the new Bohemian Grove Patreon club.

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustygoldentv4049 😅

    • @MrBillkaz
      @MrBillkaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t wait to get to that part

  • @duncthemonc9951
    @duncthemonc9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ben has to be messing with us putting these up days in advance

  • @camrnlve
    @camrnlve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    If they just get rid of cigarettes cold turkey, good God help us. That’s gonna go crazier than the Roe v. Wade situation
    😂

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cigarettes are where I draw the line

    • @Malum95
      @Malum95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats the point...they're reducing the nicotine, not removing it

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cigarettes will be the new currency. Just like the prison this country is becoming.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A real knife fight.

    • @dyingbreed1001
      @dyingbreed1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get your pistols and Ar's now. You gonna need em.

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This episode is going to be extra relevant

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3o5 .. miami

    • @bignickenergy2042
      @bignickenergy2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can feel it

    • @robertphillips9014
      @robertphillips9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dertythegrower derty you everywhere.

    • @patrick4662
      @patrick4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does being an American mean to you?

    • @vvinterghost
      @vvinterghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@patrick4662 being poor in the riches country in the world, thats what America means to me.

  • @kaat776
    @kaat776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who knew Ben’s hair was so sassy & fantastic? His hair game is 👍

  • @Tybolt1
    @Tybolt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    PREMIERING IN 5 DAYS?!?! THANKS FOR THE EARLY EARLY HEADSUP, I NEEDED A REMINDER THIS EARLY TO FEEL THE COUNTDOWN COHQBLOCK FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. THANKS SO MUCH. THANK YOU.

  • @djyua9157
    @djyua9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim I just started my lifegaurd last week and I’m still feeling like I gotta live up to an image thank you for that speech and given us your experience

  • @fedgesmedjji7494
    @fedgesmedjji7494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    holy shit the "summer in America" rant is on point. This man is a comedic genius

  • @BastedwithMustard
    @BastedwithMustard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Each one of these rants is basically a special

  • @goosesaladman8546
    @goosesaladman8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So happy Tim is taking legal actions aganst Ben. It has been a long time coming.

  • @bibhukar6770
    @bibhukar6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I fell out of my chair while eating my dinner coughing on my floor near-death situation at 9: 34 when Tim said, 'As Jordan Peterson would say a hierarchy' !!! # no offense love them both (Tim and Jordan Peterson)

  • @GabrielLeFrancois
    @GabrielLeFrancois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Calling out my home town means everything, Tim. We've made it!!!!

  • @moto3463
    @moto3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim is a legend I could listen to him all day everyday

  • @nickeq42
    @nickeq42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ive never seen someone orders food with so much confidence! Tim really is a master foodie

  • @kscnc5994
    @kscnc5994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim is narrating Norman Rockwell esq landscapes this episode. What a national treasure

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    42:20 Tim: "Do they have a menu for shitplay?!"
    Yes. 99% of the Burger King menu - accommodates those with shitplay fetishes.

  • @rezlifeent
    @rezlifeent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    hot summer day finding my dead grandpa's old liquor he had hide around the mountainside. nothing like drinking 20 year old vodka at 8 with my cousins! love the 80's lol

  • @WilsonVidz
    @WilsonVidz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Glad to get the whole pod a week early! Way to go TH-cam, or way to go Ben!

  • @EzekielMessenger
    @EzekielMessenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim Dillon is an amalgamation of "The Grinch" and Garrison Keillor on the tail end of 6 month Cocaine bender.

  • @mackosajt8291
    @mackosajt8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I recently became severely addicted to the Tim Dillon Show

  • @chrisbranch8022
    @chrisbranch8022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ben is looking more and more like Ace Ventura Pet Detective every week!

  • @LAZER904
    @LAZER904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This episode could be incredible if Ben just keeps it together this time

  • @DenKeeper
    @DenKeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That lifeguard story was Art.
    We put people in place to keep us safe in our small bubbles of comfort, but then turn around and resent those people. The warning signs can be clearly printed in plain sight, but we still rather protect our luxuries than make wise health choices.
    The people put in these positions are regular people at the end of the day. They go into the job for the security and maybe even a sense of control, but ultimately just want to get through a day of work.
    All this after talking about cigarettes. Deep stuff.

  • @Ryan-gv7gy
    @Ryan-gv7gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best comedian who walks upright. Just a funny dude.

  • @snoopergnar3719
    @snoopergnar3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine Tim saves you from drowning and as you come to he has you signing a sub prime mortgage.

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .. and hands you a chicken sandwich.

  • @KaminoROBB
    @KaminoROBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was a lifeguard for 3 years at Fort Niagara State park pool and Tim literally described my 3 years there to a TEE. Literally word for word how I'd describe being a pool lifeguard 🤣💯👍

  • @earl-larsen
    @earl-larsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Are you suing me or are you suing my wife's family?"
    "Broad brush"

  • @hardbrocklife
    @hardbrocklife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In all seriousness, every person in life wants a "Ben" in their life. Also, I think Tim is an extremely loyal person when it comes to people being loyal to him. He returns what he is given.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll take three, I have a feeling they won't last long.

  • @SquashGuy02134
    @SquashGuy02134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You can have my vape from my cold dead hands. The right to blow fat clouds SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

    • @isavedharlem2079
      @isavedharlem2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao Tim’s comment section is the best on TH-cam

  • @0ldbeggining
    @0ldbeggining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    " oh is it? we'll see how different it is"
    "Ben:Are you suing me or my mother in law? Tim: broad brush"
    god i love Tim Dillon..

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim's trying to conceal that he orders food like an absolute gentleman

  • @CrazyWatcher670
    @CrazyWatcher670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love you Tim. I am down with bad flu but your show made my day. Love you man ❤️

  • @calebaikenmusic
    @calebaikenmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Theo said that Tim Dillon’s shirt can never tell what size it is has never rung more true

  • @ivanamicimici
    @ivanamicimici 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just dont get it how is it that every time I think this is the best episode yet and then he comes after that with another one and its somehow even better.

  • @frawd5
    @frawd5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "so many people are bald right now and it's disgusting" lmaoo what a great intro to an ad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @opinionofonion4267
    @opinionofonion4267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When I went to Cabo the pictures on the cig packs looked liked broiled fetus and really just made our group hungry.

  • @ThatsMyChad
    @ThatsMyChad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don’t know if Tim’s people see this but I was in Russia and this whole time I couldn’t download his podcast from iTunes, but I left for Latvia today and finally could download it! Plenty of other pods I can download but only his wasn’t allowed. So, welcome to the big time, Timmy-boy!

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam now blocks all the Russian news channels I used to follow

  • @BaldCape9
    @BaldCape9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear there is no more enjoyable dynamic in the entire TH-cam podcast scene than the one between these two goofs

  • @funkyforager3897
    @funkyforager3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim's "grandma's done" with a straight face and no sunglasses is just really a blessing to experience. Thank goodness Ben didn't mess up the sound for this one

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why does Ben take such joy in teasing us about the episodes? It's twisted.

  • @no-won
    @no-won 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    We need background checks and a 3 day cooling period for all alcohol, nicotine, and lighter/matches purchases. For your safety, it's necessary you pay us to check your background because we don't trust you and you're guilty in our eyes until you prove yourself innocent.. Thank you

  • @thecavallocompany
    @thecavallocompany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WE’RE PROUD OF YOU TIM 🥹

  • @mattjohnholmes
    @mattjohnholmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Truly.

  • @ArvisPavilons
    @ArvisPavilons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    my company just went bankrupt...
    so i really need this episode.

    • @ArvisPavilons
      @ArvisPavilons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Mr Hyde Thanks! It sure will be. Sucks to be me right now, but I don't live in Ukraine, I have working 2 legs and arms, so i have nothing to complain really about :) . But thanks for sharing my pain :)

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get a burger king cup and fill it up with vodka. We are all here for you 🥤

    • @ArvisPavilons
      @ArvisPavilons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tech1238 thanks for the solid advice :) , sent out cv's to random job offers, i 'll save the vodka for molotovs, because they are coming

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArvisPavilons Probably true 😂

    • @brianbrian1769
      @brianbrian1769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔

  • @alucard6919
    @alucard6919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am FULLY diving into those beans.

  • @Flayerthehatebound
    @Flayerthehatebound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm glad Tim sees a problem with these companies making absurd ads

  • @westcoastkidd17
    @westcoastkidd17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:55 "Why do we even care? Let em Drown... " haahahah or PUT THEM IN A POT

  • @AB-tq4te
    @AB-tq4te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ladies and Gentlemen the greatest show on Earth.

  • @travisortero2444
    @travisortero2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim deserves a medal for having to put up with Ben week after week. Such a strong mental.

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m a pool attendant. This was a fun listen.

  • @TrixieFender
    @TrixieFender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim always makes me LOL and Ben laughing at Tim is the best!!! Love you guys!!!

  • @warney91warne44
    @warney91warne44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Congrats on giving up burners. I'm currently transitioning to vape and they are talking about getting rid of one of the best ways to quit smoking.

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic america get rid of the healthier alternative

  • @jjcoola998
    @jjcoola998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “So many people are bald right now and it’s disgusting” best keeps plug ever 😂

    • @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot
      @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always cracks me up as a balding guy that shaves his head lol

  • @err1c991
    @err1c991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If the show became a live breakdown of the legal results of suing Ben and his family, I would have no issue.

  • @meowsymcdermott9626
    @meowsymcdermott9626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 48:14 when he says "And people on twitter are like That's right YEAH YEAH", I spit out my coffee.

  • @smrtease
    @smrtease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    tim could play the guy Rick Ducommun played in a The Burbs movie remake. Tim reminds me of Rick. Tim coulda been huge in 80's early 90's movies.

  • @bigloudandnoisy3601
    @bigloudandnoisy3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    32:41 Tim, your fanbase is already doing that, and we’re having a blast doing it. Cheers. Summer n ‘merica