For me it was always "First is the worst, Second is the best, and third is the one with the hairy chest". I don't know why edit: it's been two fucking years can you guys shut the hell up thanks for the likes though.
I’m always remember saying these: ‘First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest’ we would occasionally say. ‘Hairy chest’, ‘coconut dress’ or even ‘fairy dress’
I wasent a english kid so we didn't do that instead we did Say eight And if they did say eight we would say 8 nos ti posran idk what it translate on english but I'm Croatian so u can translate it
Yall i actually laughed out loud. If anyone was in my room with me they would think im crazy lol. This is so funny Edit: I watched it again and if I had water in my mouth it would be all over my room lol. This is so funny I can't even
Same whenver the first person would be salty that they were first they would say that. The worst part is that people thought that they were so smart when they said it
Just say “well, i didnt want to go to your girly little birthday “party” anyway when we both know full well the people there are just going to watch tiktoks all day and put on the randomest, ugliest makeup EVER while talking about the boyfriends that they think they'll have a slim chance at being able to get”
for me it was "first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest, 4th is the one with a golden gun", idk what the 5th one was
For me it was always a bit of a strange one. It was: “First the worst, second the best, third the golden princess. Forth the horse that’s covered in sauce, running around the golf course.”
Fifth is the one with a hoverboard, scooting around trying to eat a sword, falling in a pit, couldn't seem to fit, and cries for help to professor Schmidt
trust in the word of God, Matthew 7:24-27 Jesus says here, Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Jesus saves, God bless.
The last part is the funniest got me laughing for so long. When i was watching this i was eating an icy pole and there was something chewy and when i looked at the icy pole i realised it was mould or something
When I finally realized He is basically roasting himself Sense he cosplays as the other characters And the moment I knew This guy does this to himself-
I remember it being “1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest,” until my classmates ruined my childhood by saying Hairy Chest. I thought it was weird but I was like, “Ok ig i mean 3rd place is supposed to be bad so ig it works out.” But this one. Ah yes.
Zero the hero, first the worst, second the best, third the nerd, fourth the dork. That's what it was for me : ') and I think 5th was either, 5th the Smith (a kids name in our class) or 5th the myth.
*Hey, to you reading* .... you are loved in this moment, just as you are, here's how we know: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
THE WHALE GOT ME DYING
fr
Stop following me!!!!
bro has the same fyp as me
OMDS THIS CHICKEN DUDE IS LITERALLY FOLLOWING ME I SWEAR TO GOD
CHICKEN STOP STALKING ME!!!!!
Thank you for reminding me of my childhood
same there was this one boy that just said that every time we went to class
Dam 9 likes on a verified channel 😐
@@Future.Edits. ikr
@@thisisnotachannel15 no it’s not, they have over 100k subs, and the icon is anyways different when you click on their channel
@@thisisnotachannel15 ook
2 ' id in jail'💀💀💀
Got me dieing 😂
Me having a stroke reading this
😂
fym
@@Fortnite_player48how did you have a stroke, its just spelling errors and is easy to understand
@@sssaaahuhit's a joke idiot
Dylan: 2nd grade me vibing:
Also Dylan: 🗿
“him vibing”
also him: “stands still while looking emotionless 😐”
No comments?!
@@notkareem1955 lol fr
That’s just how we vibe in our heads
that’s how we vibe bruh
Lack of emotion is a vibe fr
For me it was always "First is the worst, Second is the best, and third is the one with the hairy chest". I don't know why
edit: it's been two fucking years can you guys shut the hell up
thanks for the likes though.
it was like that for me too
Same
RIGHT
Mine was “zero the hero, first the worst, second the best, third is the on with the wedding dress”. I have no clue why I added a zero in it though
I thought so to
We getting snitched on with this one 🗣️🔥
"Bigger than a whale" had me laughing uncontrollably. I love the second grade roasts!
Hmmmm....
bro u foolin no one
@@user-rp2jd9jk4rfr
Bro thinks he's fooling anyone
I KEEP SEEING HIM😢
2nd grade me vibing
"litteraly staring into a black void of distant space"
He needs to put the “aight that one was a bit” idk the rest :(
literally*
@@deeteep6365 your dad definitely left to go get the milk
@@justinvazquez9729 lol
That's how vibin works, isn't it?
This gets funnier every time I watch it
Yep
Ikr lol
Ikr
Ikr
These are so cringe inducing god damn
I grew up with “first the worst, second the best, third the royal princess “ 😂😂😂
I said ‘the golden princess’
Oh I thought it was the third was the one with a hairy chest…
@@Luffy_therizzlersame
Real
@@Luffy_therizzler
@@Luffy_therizzlerSame
MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARED!!! KEEP POSTING!!!😂😂😂
*"and you're fatter than a whale", it's so funny* 😂😂😂
yes we saw the video too, you are not the only one
*bro why are you using da bold thing lol*
@@TheMythicalOneVRI can see that this is a joke. Idk why I replied
@@Th3_c00l_kid ya
He didn’t even say third at the end….
“Fatter than a whale” got me 😂
Same with me
Thats kinda mean tho... 😕
Ikr
Mj
Saaaaaame
i remember this guy was my favorite youtuber in 2021, like the bhocolate bhip bookies or general funny skits
This just made my day
THE WHALE GOT ME DYING 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Same I couldn't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRO IT GOT ME LAYING ON THE FLOOR UNABLE TO BREATHE THEN IT WAS SO BAD I EXPLODED 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Really?😐
u need life insurance bro?
@@superdriod8577 also you : 😐
I could not breathe
When I was in prek-5th it was"First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the ugly dress."
mens be like:
Bot
For me it was "First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the polka dot dress"
For the third one, it was a hairy chest 😅
@The Hershey Dog that's cool, a lotta schools do that too
Bro got me wonning in a rhyme battle for my bully💀😂
Bro took it to the next level
"Gonna need a senzu for that one" - Master Roshi
lol
What
@@CharlotteNarukami TFS reference
LOL 😂
@@dark_wolfyyzYT dbz
“ur ugly as shhhhhhhhit” killed me i have been laughing for like five mins straight
Ikr
“And you’re fatter than a Whale”
Same
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
This is why I’m subbed to you, imma make sure every device in my life will be subbed to you, thanks for all the laughs you gave me
It would be the shortest kid in the class too 💀💀💀
Just the way he said that made my CRY laughing 😂
Dude fr sees himself as a main character with these shorts
For me it’s always “first is the best, second no one cares, if u say one more word, i will push u down those fricking stairs” 💀
Lol
Sunny 🤨
@@comodith_deeznuts hello fellow omori fan
For me it was first is the worst second the best third is the one with a golden turd
@@Cringey-cringe I found another one in the wild 😂
Gets personal with the fatter than a whale part 😭 😂
DAMNNN 😂😂😂
Bro just took roasting to a whole new level
Imagine Pinocchio roasting kids but Pinocchio nose didn't move💀💀💀
Lmao 🤣
LOL 😂😂
Lmao 😂
Damn
LMAOO
I’m always remember saying these: ‘First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest’ we would occasionally say. ‘Hairy chest’, ‘coconut dress’ or even ‘fairy dress’
We did first is the worst second is the best third is the golden turd.
I wasent a english kid so we didn't do that instead we did Say eight And if they did say eight we would say 8 nos ti posran idk what it translate on english but I'm Croatian so u can translate it
These are so cringe inducing god damn
or polka dot dress
We also said zero is the hero
I’m saving this 😂😭🤣
Yall i actually laughed out loud. If anyone was in my room with me they would think im crazy lol. This is so funny
Edit: I watched it again and if I had water in my mouth it would be all over my room lol. This is so funny I can't even
“TEACHER TEACHER HE SWOREEEEEEEEEEEEE” every 2nd grader when they get roasted
I remember getting told on for saying the word "idiot" ☠️
@@GTU567”idiot” is a pg word
I once got yelled at by these overdramatic af girls after saying shoot and this was in 6th GRADE Wtf💀💀
@@GTU567I said stupid to a ant and got in trouble
@@TheReapersLegionsI called a pen stupid and got in trouble💀
For some reason we would say "zero is the hero" even though that made no sense whatsoever
Same here
samee
Same whenver the first person would be salty that they were first they would say that. The worst part is that people thought that they were so smart when they said it
@@mitjamackenzie1219 Ikr
SaMeEeee
That was PERSONAL 💀
Awhh, nah, we becoming a menace wit this one🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣
Is nobody going to talk about the "Hee"😭😭😭😂😂
Hee
Michael Jackson?
I didn’t even realize it until you pointed it out. I had to rewatch the video😂
And the ohoughugh
I never noticed
Careful, she’ll pull the “ur not coming to my bday party” card
Even if she did invite me, I wouldn't even show up.
Just pull the “I don’t give a frick” card. Should solve it.
Just say “well, i didnt want to go to your girly little birthday “party” anyway when we both know full well the people there are just going to watch tiktoks all day and put on the randomest, ugliest makeup EVER while talking about the boyfriends that they think they'll have a slim chance at being able to get”
ong bro@@Frogimations
She’s in jail so she can’t have one
The way it rhymed got me like crazy😂😂🤣
This guy had me rolling on the floor😂
For me it was “First is the worst, second is the best, third the nerd, 4th the golden bird, and 5th is the myth” (don’t question second grade logic)
Same but add zero the hero
Ours was “First is the worst, second is the best and third get the golden chest. (can be replaced with golden bird)”
for me it was "first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest, 4th is the one with a golden gun", idk what the 5th one was
i disagree im first so like first is the best 2th is the dumb because he cant read and the 3th is the one that is a greedy one
Same for me but zero is the hero
For me it was “First is the worst, second is the best, and third is the one with the coconut dress.” 😂
U got some jokes nA lol😂😂😂😂
Your confidence is inspiring.
Bro was ready☠️☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I could have been laughing to that to more than 3 mins.
Bro, me and my friends always be saying this and I’m in second grade. This is so funny.😂😂
Damn, bro roasted her Eternity 💀
Man i love your content it’s so kid friendly!!❤
Sometimes...
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For me “first the worst second the best third the golden turd/bird” 💀
same the third for me was bird
third is the golden turd
Zero the Hero, First the Worst, Second the Best, Third the Golden Princess. My entire school used this one ☝️
Friend:"how many times have you watched this?"
Me:"Yes"
For me it was always a bit of a strange one. It was:
“First the worst, second the best, third the golden princess. Forth the horse that’s covered in sauce, running around the golf course.”
Mine was First is the worst second is the best third is the one with the golden gun
Fifth is the one with a hoverboard, scooting around trying to eat a sword, falling in a pit, couldn't seem to fit, and cries for help to professor Schmidt
@@bdbdvdhddbdhevdh9745 wtf
Mine was first the worst, second the weapon, third the nerd. Everyone used to make up other ones too
@@averagebotwenjoyer5107 I know it don't even rhyme
I learned it "first the worst, second the same, last the best of all the game"
For me it was always “first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the wedding dress”
In UK it has always been “third is the one with the hairy chest” 😂
Their comeback: "I'm telling! I'm telling!"
Fr 💀
The comeback to that
“Quiet kid she called your mom fat”
💀
"Next thing you know,the boy was deceased after getting whooped for swearing"
trust in the word of God, Matthew 7:24-27 Jesus says here, Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: and the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Jesus saves, God bless.
Bro is writing poems😂
Bro is cooking 🔥🔥🔥
Damn Dogg, you just left the girl speechless yo
Bro said that last personal line with authority 😂
Dylan got roasting skills and drip
This had me dying🤣
Omg I literally died laughing 🤣
The last part is the funniest got me laughing for so long. When i was watching this i was eating an icy pole and there was something chewy and when i looked at the icy pole i realised it was mould or something
Same
I swear that made my day
Bro took numbers to a whole different level☠️
Lmao this is amazing
😍😍😍th-cam.com/video/ikCPLsfdyTk/w-d-xo.html
DAMN Dude really got her with the Saddest roast😂
Last part got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: watching this and at the end me: well that was a reaction.
Man I did that once you know what punishment I got… THE TIME OUT CHAIR!!!
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
Oh wow this bro is the owner of roasting😮❤
Bro took it personal 💀
There was always that one kid that was like: “No I got here Second!” Even though they were first
IMAO I was dying of laughter 😂
Holy, GOES HARD 😂
that shit got me dying 🤣💀
I couldn’t stop laughing I’ve been laughing for six minutes now
I love this guy every single time I don’t care if he said the bad words I just watch it and laugh so hard I love him it’s just funny
Lmao bad words? Does that surprise u on yt?
You sound 9
Bro ended my mans whole career😂
The greatest comeback 😂
The best comeback of the century
*“Who else randomly started watching shorts and now it’s just a everyday thing?” 😎*
Bro stop it
Bot
Me
He’s actally not a bot, people comment that but he is not he has a couple of people watching tones of videos commenting
😂😂😂😂 thx I needed that😂😂😂
Nah bro, he violated her bro💀
When I finally realized
He is basically roasting himself
Sense he cosplays as the other characters
And the moment I knew
This guy does this to himself-
Just stop you’re hurting my brain
I remember it being “1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the one with the treasure chest,” until my classmates ruined my childhood by saying Hairy Chest. I thought it was weird but I was like, “Ok ig i mean 3rd place is supposed to be bad so ig it works out.” But this one. Ah yes.
for me it was “1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd with the treasure chest, 4th is the one with the hairy chest
I need the full version of that song
don’t forget zero is the hero 😭😭
has nobody ever used “third is the one with the golden D-S”
I did
Zero the hero, first the worst, second the best, third the nerd, fourth the dork. That's what it was for me : ') and I think 5th was either, 5th the Smith (a kids name in our class) or 5th the myth.
In my American school we said " First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with lead in their chest."
Same bro this was so funny 😂😂
*Hey, to you reading* .... you are loved in this moment, just as you are, here's how we know:
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
That deserves a sub
Bro roasted so good💀☠️
Bro went beast mode
thanks for reminding me of me and my friends at school when this shit happens
BRO GOT THAT CLEAN DIAMOND CHAIN THAT CRAZY