I still come back to this video about once a month. There's something so comfy about it. The music that plays when showing off the alcohol really adds to the comfiness
I’m one day clean off alcohol (I’m the type that can stop drinking for months and then go back to binge drinking) and I’m watching this to disgust myself as the flavor makes me sick to my stomach lmaoo
@@makaronibruh8143did you notice this is from 3 years ago? 😂 how couldve Max have known that Chris is a kiddy diddler if he was only exposed this year??
Tbh I thought max was a goner when he pulled his moldy pokemon figures out of their bean and yoghurt chalices, what like last year? And he's still here after breathing in a black cloud of mold.
@@lily.. I full on audibly gasped when he pulled them out and the black puff of particles came out with them, it was truly horrifying. You might be right there.
I love how Max just randomly says "deez" hoping for someone to say "deez what" and in the middle of the video he just gives up and start saying deez nuts lol
As a German, I'm glad you did the Stroh 80 in, the only two uses I know for it are lighting sugar cones on fire for Feuerzangenbowle and as a desinfectant when your grandma removes a splinter for you
Ive done shots of stroh several times and its actually pretty smooth for 80, with good aftertaste and aroma... goes down much better than some 50-60% drinks.. my point is, its not that bad as you or they say
@@spacecadet0 Luckily I’m Scandinavian, and we learn about our ancestors in school. First of all mead wasn’t corked, obviously (although it sometimes is nowadays), secondly they didn’t actually drink mead very often because honey was rare and expensive as hell, thirdly mead is mead not wine, it’s closer to beer as far as brewing method goes.
@@textman09 I've drank rubbing alcohol on a dare. Terribly foul and no amount of chaser will get the taste out of your mouth for the at least an hour. Sore throat the next day. 1/10 wouldn't do again, even the smell makes me vomit years later
This was the first episode I watched from you guys. I legit thought Max his name was Deez and laughed so hard back then. When I realized, one video later, I laughed even harder. This was back when this video just dropped.
This was my first cold ones video and i immediately fell in love with this hilarious duo. Now ive watched almost all your vids and they never stop making me crease :)
The best thing is that by destilling alcohol the maximum percentage you can reach is 96,5%. At this percentage the water-ethanol mixture is a so called azeotrop with a lower boiling temp than pure alcohol. So the last drink is literally the limit for a destillate.
100% can be obtained chemically, one of common reagents used for mass spectrometry. Yes, I tried it. It is possible, but I do not recommend to repeat this experience :)
@FreedomBeerGuns There are several techniques - pretty often water free solvents are needed for organic chemistry. Molecular sieves or smth like CuSO4 (white, anhydrous) + 5 H2O ->CuSO4 *5H2O (blue pentahydrate) CaO+H2O ->Ca(OH)2. Both are insoluble in absolute ethanol, you can simply filter them later. Industry uses rectification with benzene - to boost octane number of gasoline fuel later - but I would not recommend to drink this kind of ethanol :)
So in the world of physics, you do know that all available high flammable fuel will burn first, right? Basically, it will burn the liquid until all the alcohol has evaporated, and then extinguish. I've done that in my hand, it doesn't even get painful until the flame has burned long enough for the bottom of the flame to heat my skin up
@@klouse7643 no offense, but this reply is posted from one of the top Google posts: It's not really the liquid burning. It's the vapors that catch fire. Higher proof equals more vapor, depending on temperature. Hold a match to 80 proof vodka at room temperature, and it won't catch fire. Hold a lighter's flame or a butane torch to it, though, and it will ignite temporarily. This is because lighter's flame is heating the booze a little, and thus generating more vapor. If you carefully heat the vodka to a higher temperature, it produces a lot of vapor, and it can catch fire and burn energetically.
@UClAnR4nFYOeLbg5drFf3tHQ I think the warning means to not DIRECTLY drink it, so you’re supposed to heavily water it down. It’s the same with Everclear here in the states, it’s supposed to be mixed with like juice with a ratio of like 1:5 or something. They mixed it and they were fine, but as soon as it was drunken straight it was a bad time. There are some hot sauces that also say not to eat it directly and to mix it with water, but people don’t mix it so they can meme on each other
I mean we have the same shit here in Poland and it names Spirytus Rektyfikowany and it has 96% to, it's exactly the same thing. Boomers drink that, because it's quite chip and sometimes when they drink that directly they got their throat set on fire, you can search that on you tube. But mostly when it's chilly, it's safe.I drink that many times.
@@anthrolover100 oh wtf, that's not the can I was talking about but i cant believe i never noticed it. Im talking about the can they mixed with the last drink
When I was 15 my friend and I bought liquor underage. I was so oblivious about drinking I asked the clerk for the “highest alcohol percent you have sir”. I walked out (not getting ID’d) with an 86% alc. We put almost a quarter of the bottle in our slurpee’s (slushes) and needless to say I remember nothing of that night. But I’m glad we didn’t drink the entire bottle, it also tasted like literal gasoline. I can only imagine the clerk thought it would be fucking hilarious too. Edit: My friend has a single photo from that night and it’s super blurry, our faces are super red, it looks like we’re on the ground laughing. Lord knows what happened, but the slurpee tasted awful.
Yeah the big sister of my best friend gave us when we were 14 alcohol with 78% and she joked that its not that hard bitch that kicked. Haha Edit: fuck i just realized they drank the same drink Stroh 80 damn
@@moritzbacker6892 Stroh you say ? I remember a really nasty night in Germany I had with Stroh. A friend of mine got me a bottle because he knows I'm a spirit person so I started mixing it with coke. BIG. MISTAKE. It was so easy to drink before I knew it I had downed 300ml and spent the night puking blood into my toilet. Never again will I touch that nightmare fuel.
The last alcohol is very common here in Italy, where it is produced. My grampa used to mix it with lemon juice or other fruits extracts to make other liquors. I drank it without anything else once and instantly started coughting, which made everything even worse, since I breathed some of it and I immediately felt my whole chest burning from inside. Not a nice feeling
Yes man absinth is fucking crazy 😂 I took a shot of it last time when I bought a bottle and I had the same reaction Max had when taking a shot of the tequila 😅
Yes man absinth is fucking crazy 😂 I took a shot of it last time when I bought a bottle and I had the same reaction Max had when taking a shot of the tequila 😅
It’s be a fun format for an interview show as well; you watch as the hilarity increases with the potency of each shot. And like with the novice hot sauce guests, the lightweights who visit will have a bucket for puking and some snacks to soak up the booze in their stomach before things get too dicey I imagine if that same format of Hot Ones was adopted with the gradually more potent sauces swapped for a ladder of spirits, the stories and answers would be absolutely gold once the second half of the liquor has been cracked into... boys make it happen- get that collar with First We Feast going and get that money maaayne
literally everyone screaming to stop and dont lmaoo. youde think chad would learn how bad fires can be after his fucking country burned for months lolllll.
@@daniellafernando7966 pretty sure the dude is smashed at that point. He's referring to the rumours that absinthe can make you high or hallucinate or whatever. which in this context, Absinthe makes a lot more sense than "Absence".
My favourite part of these videos is them slowly getting more and more drunk. It reminds me of my old days with my father who would usually get so drunk of rum that he would beat my mother and my sister, while pouring glass after glass. Good times
![[Eng Sub] LoveSick 2024 "ชุลมุนกางเกงน้ำเงิน" | EP.14 [2/4]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ApI9laEHi_8/mqdefault.jpg)
Buy shirts so we can afford liver transplants, use code coldones for 10% off - shirtz.cool/collections/cold-ones-live
First
you guys are nutz let me on the show I am from uganda and I make amazing content
My name is Deez
Btw there's something stronger it's called ever clear at 98% alcohol.
Deez nuts
His name is Deez
Nuts
Deez who
That is factual
@@sandromain Deez nuts
Deez Nuts
Haa got eeem
Chad: "Rum drinkers beat their wives" also Chad: "This rum is pretty good"
He's not married, though.
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v because he beats her
@@rogeez579 LMAO, not how it works.
LULW
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v my name is deez
"There's no difference in sipping it and finishing it." "I'll drink to that." Spoken like a true alcoholic
I’ll drink to that
Amen.
@@eatthebiscuit6194 I'm drinking to that.
It's spelled "Australian"
I’ll smoke to it 🍃
I still come back to this video about once a month. There's something so comfy about it. The music that plays when showing off the alcohol really adds to the comfiness
@Mr Popo why u gotta make everything depressing man
@@greengoblinhunter I took it as a joke lol
I’m one day clean off alcohol (I’m the type that can stop drinking for months and then go back to binge drinking) and I’m watching this to disgust myself as the flavor makes me sick to my stomach lmaoo
@@emsa5034Alcohol can’t hurt you, go outside now and buy a fireball party bucket NOW Start drinking NOW Everyone loves when you drink!
yeah lol what is it about this video that's so comfy and satisfying?
The part where they said
“Carson?”
“13???”
Killed me
Except that's more like Mini Ladd.
DUDE SAME!!
@@OhDeerJocelyn or edp
damn, I didn't notice him saying that, when did he in the vid?
@@PandaAsInTheCuteAnimal 6:31
These guys spent over $2000 purely on grog for an 18 minute video.
They're burning $100 a minute on getting wasted
Mad respect
Salute to the Admiral
patreon money bruh, but still cool
nah it's not a 100$ a minute since they don't drink the whole botles 🤓
Don't forget this is their business, they have a studio and staff, these are just business expenses
@@nxxynx5039 lmao using tax returns to get wasted
I mean they are probably just adding all of these bottles to their bar for future guests and what not.
Another episode of Max and Chad poisoning themselves for our pleasure
But not another podcast episode
Mike Ox
@*진Jin That sounds oddly psychopathic
literally
shit is sad
i love how max always sounds drunk, even if he didn't drink that much
he got the auto-brewery syndrome
His name is deez
Chad: *offers genuine insight on the taste of the alcohol*
Max: "My name is DEEZ."
Love to see them swapping roles occasionally as idiot and commentator
chad's come a long way ngl
@@milkgxng 😳... you're out of line, but you're right
@@whoseworldisthis8021 character development 💯
My name is DEEZ
Chad stops drinking for medical reasons, few months later he’s drinking rocket fuel
Hahahaha
That's the withdrawal kicking in.
@@CordovaKorde thanks for the cool fact
that gin is 17 years old and in a wooden case? should be called parkland high instead of highland park amirite
reposting my own joke bc it got buried
@@CordovaKorde Fact: most rocket fuel is straight liquid hydrogen
This is one of the rare episodes where max' brain is more crippled than chad's brain
Never mind chad got ahold of the lighter
aged like milk "name ur favorite mr beast friend , max: christhememegod"
legit just thought the same thing lmao
i cant believe max supports him
This is a 3 year old video... chris was actually normal back then@@makaronibruh8143
@@makaronibruh8143 chris was the edgy southern boyscout before he became the ultimate gooner
@@makaronibruh8143did you notice this is from 3 years ago? 😂 how couldve Max have known that Chris is a kiddy diddler if he was only exposed this year??
If this is the last Cold Ones episode it wouldn’t surprise me
@R Я Liver Disease and Kidney Failure. 👌
@R Я And explosion/fire accidents
Tbh I thought max was a goner when he pulled his moldy pokemon figures out of their bean and yoghurt chalices, what like last year? And he's still here after breathing in a black cloud of mold.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat the chalices were filled with pure death. I think he might be immortal
@@lily.. I full on audibly gasped when he pulled them out and the black puff of particles came out with them, it was truly horrifying. You might be right there.
Chad: *literally gagging and dying*
Deez: "deez"
What was his name again?
@the gamer deez nuts
underated comment
My name is deez
@@higg4209 deez what sir?
Chad: "Rum drinkers beat their wives"
Also Chad, 1 minute later: "This is pretty good"
What are you trying to tell us Chad?
He’s a based man
Max: “my name is deez”
@kwurt fiance or fiancee?
@@Anafyral666
financé...(🥴🤤..burp)
Max is in trouble….
Max’s pure Aussie pops out at 15:48 when he says “oi” before he starts talking. Hahaha 😂😂😂
"Oi" is a British thing, not an Australian thing. Same with "Mate" and "Cunt"
@@johnjesus02you squashed cabbage leaf. Its no wonder they have similar slang, the British colonized the place
8:41 xd
I love how Max just randomly says "deez" hoping for someone to say "deez what" and in the middle of the video he just gives up and start saying deez nuts lol
14:31
@@abner9404 I think he let him have that one though
17:49
4:20
Bophades
they should keep this high percent lineup for a true hot ones parody
That's a genius idea
There will be casualties. But yes, I agree
@@waldronhohman5127 good
Yeah they should
Yes
Last Episode: They panic because they almost burnt the office down
This Episode: They actively try to burn the office down
quoting chad "it was controllable amount of fire"
@@レインレイン idk if I trust chad's measurement of "controllable" hahaha
@@レインレイン On his tombstone we are gonna see "It was not a controllable amount of fire"
6:04 oh man...
Reads label: “do not drink undiluted”
*Drinks it undiluted: “that is not for human consumption”
My name is deez
@@LuisRodriguez-tq1bz na me
Haha🤦
@@LuisRodriguez-tq1bz and mine was nuts
THATS THE POINT😂
As a German, I'm glad you did the Stroh 80 in, the only two uses I know for it are lighting sugar cones on fire for Feuerzangenbowle and as a desinfectant when your grandma removes a splinter for you
Vor allem als ob die 90$ für nen Stroh 80 bezahlt haben. Die wurden ja komplett über den Tisch gezogen
My father literally has a bottle of it in the first aid kit at his house lmao
Stroh 80 ist österreichisch nicht deutsch
@@felixfischer9627 Ich denke mal, dass er bei euch auch nicht anders benutzt wird ^^
Ive done shots of stroh several times and its actually pretty smooth for 80, with good aftertaste and aroma... goes down much better than some 50-60% drinks.. my point is, its not that bad as you or they say
How are these two simultaneously so cursed yet so wholesome?
I was your 69th like
:Max: Err **burp** bruh :chad: I’m fukin wasted rn
Just image if the squad was complete...
my name is deez
King Remus you mean like back in the FilthyFrank days?
One of my favorites of all time. I always look forward to a Cold Ones ep, but this one hits all the notes!
RIP Chad and Deez’s livers. You lived through the Filthy Frank age only to be done in by The Admiral.
deez who
@@pickmaster1832 deez never ending thoughts of existential dread
Deez
@@pickmaster1832 deez existential crisis im having
@@leogoga5832 deez nuts haha
Max's "Rest in peace Robin Williams" has the same energy as "Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate" from the Eric Andre show
it took like 20 shots of world's strongest drinks ever for the ''deez nuts'' joke to be funny again
it was funny the first time
Not true its always funny
Jesi sa balkana pavle
Nisu oni rakije probali
@Autisticni Zderpe Baš to, očekiva sam bar neki špirit, al ono jedno piće mislin bilo je blizu rakije u tom smislu
I watch this every time I'm about to go ro therapy for some reason.
Отлично!
@@ragtagdb97 I am sorry.
youll probably find out in therapy
Is your name Deez?
@@VirginStarrrrr JOE MAMA!
*Their blood* is actually the strongest alcoholic drink in the world.
kinda wanna try it
Chad is alcohol
Average Australian
1337% Chad & Max Blood? Fuck yeah let's go!
i’d buy it
With the amount of alcohol they drink it's mind boggling that they don't have a corkscrew on set.
I think Scott just found it way funnier to give Chad a drill instead
why, they have a drill
Nonsense, wine is for middle aged mothers and food snobs.
@@sod0m the Vikings and their honey wine, AKA mead, might want a word.
@@spacecadet0 Luckily I’m Scandinavian, and we learn about our ancestors in school. First of all mead wasn’t corked, obviously (although it sometimes is nowadays), secondly they didn’t actually drink mead very often because honey was rare and expensive as hell, thirdly mead is mead not wine, it’s closer to beer as far as brewing method goes.
6:52 "Aged in europe for 2 years, aged in the tropics for 11 years"
- _W h y they mo ve it_
F l avo r
How tf does moving it change the flavour
to give them an excuse to put barbados in the name
8:08 there is no flavor to that like that one had vanilla "BaNaNA"
@Max Mazur they have rooms for that exact reason bruh they just wanted to say it was aged in two different locations
6:08 that didn’t age well at all. LOL 😂😂😂
I was just about to say the same thing
I was looking for a comment like this
Chad seems like a brother that dropped out of high school and plays halo for a living
Not far from the truth
That's what he is
You can tell because he uses Monster to chase 80% alcohol - absolute madman
more like unemployed and plays halo for fun
I love Max's enormous drunken smile in the back, as Chad accidently commits arson.
“Accidently”
Wasn't first time for Arson, and hopefully won't be the last!
Carson??
@@Roi985 13?
Even though he's slowly lost touch with reality, he still remind us his name is deez. What a champ
Can I poke the squishy jellyfish?
@@kidvex5741 you can, but he might not like it tho xD
This comment is freaking Legend
deez nuts
his name is deez
6:07 "That one didn't age quite so well"
I said this exact line then checked the comments lol
Chris the Diddy God
“I feel high, is zat the Absence?”
“It’s Absinthe.”
Lmfao
The absence of absinth abstinence
Only Chad and Max can make a show about drinking alcohol and still have a power drill instead of a cork opener.
Clearly you have never hear of the Crackhead Tazer Gremlin.
They’re literally doing Hot Ones but with Cold Ones. I knew this was gonna happen some day
that gin is 17 years old and in a wooden case? should be called parkland high instead of highland park amirite
Hot Ones is to Cold Ones as the last dab is to pure grain alcohol
What is hot ones?
@@danielcontrerasgonzalez4520 a show where celebrities eat spicy wings increasing in spiciness with each wing while being interviewed
@@TheRabidDolphin99 Spicyy, nice
Max saying chris is his favorite aged well
lol i was just about to comment this
Why
Got in trouble for grooming some 13 yr old @@happyvibes2436
gotta love the boys getting drunk and throwing up, best way to enjoy my Sunday afternoon
Good way to spend mothers day
@@teksay didn't even think of that but hellllll yea
You mean while also getting drunk and throwing up right
happy mother’s day
Monday morning 🌅😏(🥳🍻🤪🥴🤢🤮)
“I have one more bottle” *pulls out rubbing alcohol
That's isopropyl alcohol. Wrong kind. First drink will be your last
@@textman09 Respectfully... stop talking.
@@textman09 I've drank rubbing alcohol on a dare. Terribly foul and no amount of chaser will get the taste out of your mouth for the at least an hour. Sore throat the next day. 1/10 wouldn't do again, even the smell makes me vomit years later
@@textman09 You managed to be wrong about everything you just said, lmao.
@@creatureofthenight852 does the taste linger a tiny bit even after the next day?
“This is like when goku ferments the senzu beans in his garage” absolute genius line
and he pulls that off after the 80%
deez is truly built different
Finally. Deez
This was the first episode I watched from you guys. I legit thought Max his name was Deez and laughed so hard back then. When I realized, one video later, I laughed even harder. This was back when this video just dropped.
You should watch hair cake
Love how they just casually set the table on fire for like 10 seconds
Twice
Spiderallah
@@donatehilltop i think it was more than twice 😭
Why not it’s massive wood. Shit doesn’t burn
Howtobasic
The most satisfying part of this video is when he finally said “deez nutz”
Actually true😂
Damn it cody why would you spoil the ending
@@laila170 Don't go in the comment section before finishing the video mang
I'm literally waiting for him to say it bro 😂😂
i noticed when max gets really drunk he just starts saying he wants to kill people lmao
“let’s go kill people with guns”
Facts
"Let's spike his drink" "let's kill him" flashback
Alcohol is a drug that unmasks people. This tells me everything I need to know to be concerned. Keep an eye on that dude.
@@moonshot9056 Words have meanings.
This was my first cold ones video and i immediately fell in love with this hilarious duo. Now ive watched almost all your vids and they never stop making me crease :)
The best thing is that by destilling alcohol the maximum percentage you can reach is 96,5%. At this percentage the water-ethanol mixture is a so called azeotrop with a lower boiling temp than pure alcohol. So the last drink is literally the limit for a destillate.
100% can be obtained chemically, one of common reagents used for mass spectrometry. Yes, I tried it. It is possible, but I do not recommend to repeat this experience :)
Nerd
@FreedomBeerGuns There are several techniques - pretty often water free solvents are needed for organic chemistry. Molecular sieves or smth like
CuSO4 (white, anhydrous) + 5 H2O ->CuSO4 *5H2O (blue pentahydrate)
CaO+H2O ->Ca(OH)2. Both are insoluble in absolute ethanol, you can simply filter them later.
Industry uses rectification with benzene - to boost octane number of gasoline fuel later - but I would not recommend to drink this kind of ethanol :)
@@romerlausa7805 Just Russian having degree in chemistry :) Making/purifying alcohol for drinking purposes is kind of a national sport :)
@@romerlausa7805 u learn dis in grade school
Label :Warning, can cause injury or death
Chad and Max: laughs hysterically
His name is deez
Who is "Max?"
Label: can cause injury or death.
All slavs: hold my vodka...
Garlic ice-cream is my favorite.
That's why his name is chad
Mosquito: proceeds to drink their blood
Also mosquito: ayo wtf in dis
"This edible ain't shit "
@@paulaltegoer9257 mosquito gets alcohol poisoning immediately
"why's it spicy 👁️👄👁️"
Underrated
💀💀
"Say your favorite Mr. Beast member"
Max: "Chris the Meme God"
Me: Well, that aged well...
WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Chris the Diddy God is his name now.
It's just Mr. Deez inviting a homeless man for a drink. So wholesome ☺️
Who is Deez??
@@guybunchofnumbers123 (nothing personal kid) DEEZZZ NUTS
Why is the joke not funny anymore when I see it in the comments?
@@clickbaitcancer120 u too not the funny
Its Mr.Nuts to you, kid.
I watch these while drinking alone to feel like I'm not an alcoholic
Same
Makes 3 of us
@@Stevenasty 4 What you guys drinking ?
@@antoinelpct8551 the blood of my enemies
@@antoinelpct8551 captain Morgan
I love that a show about drinking has easier access to a drill than a corkscrew 🥴
Such funny
Did laugh
Australia
this is facts
The comment is the big funny
Everyone's got a drill handy, right
Wait until he hears about the Chris drama.
I just love how you can notice that they're slowly getting more drunker and drunker each moment.
“more drunker and drunker” nice.
SmellMyFingerJay I was drunk when I made that comment. Lmao
you just described drinking
Yes, that is how drinking it works...
Yeah thats how drinking works, furry
They could really do cold ones podcast where they parody hot ones buy making their guests climb that liquor ladder
genius!
Strong ones on yt
Really good idea!
million dollar idea right here
Thats genius
i find it very wholesome that they all knew “that one funny thing chad said” immediately
Chad: red belly
Everyone:
red belly
Red belly
Red belly
I thought he was saying bread belly
6:07 oh no Max, that didn’t age well…
i was just gonna comment this too😭😭
Chad: This alcohol seems to have a higher percentage but it definitely goes down smoother.
Max: *D* *E* *E* *Z* *N* *U* *T*
i love how chad is like “yeah let me light a fire around this bottle of fuel”
His parents didn't name him Chad for nothing apparently
i lost it when he drilled the hole in the absinth
Love your channel man
@@brandonreid9510 i dont
@@Sealdrop lmao I hate my life
Yo i love your video
The savage....
Max memeing about mario and then going right into RIP Robin Williams is the funniest shit ever.
these boys are genuinely gonna get alcohol poisoning but they survived having a dead bird in their house for 3 days so they'll survive this too
dont forget almost Chad almost lighting up a Molotov explosion at 16:12
Max survived huffing black mold and they both survived the Filthy Frank cooking shit, they'll be fine
Yall keep saying surviving, their bodies are gonna be WRECKED at 35 lol.
@@MizzzFizzz im pretty sure theyre already 30
@@ItsKam He did that like 20 times last episode. And Max actually DID start a fire
"my name is deez" got progressively funnier at the same time they get drunked
this was one of the most unfunny cringey things I had to bear. Fuck this video. I'm closing it.
@@THEHELLHOUND456 Don't care, didn't ask. Plus your username is in all caps.
@@THEHELLHOUND456 bye
@@THEHELLHOUND456 isn't most of their video's just random meme banter?
@@LightThatOunceKing this video is being recommend to many people so they don't really know what the channel's about
"Is life worth living?"
"Well,it depends upon the liver."
🤯
My liver says no after all the pancreatitis it gave me
@@Ryker_One I love you
@@STATICRDzz love uhh 2
@@UNME143 I love you also
Watching this in 2024 and the Mr. Beast friend part really got me
Their livers aren’t covered in spots, their whole liver is one giant spot
their livers have hit rock bottom, and broken through looping back to the top. here's hoping that most of it just passes through them.
Livers are awesome. You can cut a piece off and it will grow back.
@Hakim Habib so are eastern europeans
@@kielba987 i'm pretty sure Eastern European have like 5 livers per person
He lit a bottle of 96% ALCOHOL on fire on a wooden desk....this man is insane
That’s like throwing a Molotov cocktail in your house.
So in the world of physics, you do know that all available high flammable fuel will burn first, right? Basically, it will burn the liquid until all the alcohol has evaporated, and then extinguish. I've done that in my hand, it doesn't even get painful until the flame has burned long enough for the bottom of the flame to heat my skin up
@@bormarken nkay but the bottle was open and it was on fire so your point is invalid sir
@@klouse7643 no offense, but this reply is posted from one of the top Google posts:
It's not really the liquid burning. It's the vapors that catch fire. Higher proof equals more vapor, depending on temperature. Hold a match to 80 proof vodka at room temperature, and it won't catch fire. Hold a lighter's flame or a butane torch to it, though, and it will ignite temporarily. This is because lighter's flame is heating the booze a little, and thus generating more vapor. If you carefully heat the vodka to a higher temperature, it produces a lot of vapor, and it can catch fire and burn energetically.
i heard somewhere that rum fire is the cooldest burning fire
“That’s not made for human consumption”
Man if only there was a label that warned them about it…
@UClAnR4nFYOeLbg5drFf3tHQ I think the warning means to not DIRECTLY drink it, so you’re supposed to heavily water it down. It’s the same with Everclear here in the states, it’s supposed to be mixed with like juice with a ratio of like 1:5 or something. They mixed it and they were fine, but as soon as it was drunken straight it was a bad time.
There are some hot sauces that also say not to eat it directly and to mix it with water, but people don’t mix it so they can meme on each other
Tried 96% absinthe once, felt like the skin on the back of my throat was peeling off.
I mean we have the same shit here in Poland and it names Spirytus Rektyfikowany and it has 96% to, it's exactly the same thing. Boomers drink that, because it's quite chip and sometimes when they drink that directly they got their throat set on fire, you can search that on you tube. But mostly when it's chilly, it's safe.I drink that many times.
Pro Tip: Drinking alone is less depressing while watching these madlads
Its so weird to see Chad be somewhat calm and Max descend into madness in this one
Did you miss when Chad did the three shots of absinthe xD
I spoke a bit too soon LMAO
These guys are unironically the most qualified humans on the planet to do this
LOL "hey kids dont try this at home, we are professional and have been training our whole lives for this"
Im wasted
@@bigzee3083 Me too. It's nice to know people are waasted around the world!
Max liking Chris aged liked milk😭
Next episode: "Hey guys and welcome back to Blind Ones"
Why would they be blind
@@Fentnihilator excessive alcohol poisoning can cause blindness among other things
@@rowanxxd3366 rip in peperoni for those who drink methanol
Ok, this got me 😂
@@rowanxxd3366 That's only caused if you drink methanol, as opposed to ethanol which is the type of alcohol we can drink.
The alternative title for this should be "two aussies have a normal day"
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
I'm Aussie in Western Sydney & I confess.... Oh it's TRUE
😥 😭 Huhhh huhhh huhhh huhhh 😭
😉
NOT JOKING 😔
6:06 well that favorite mr beast friend of Max dind't age well
Chad: "Rhum drinkers beat their wives"
Also Chad: "Oh that's smooth"
Lmaaoo
I love how they're doing these shots of high ass proof liquors and he's just chasing these drinks with a white claw.
pretty sure that's a monster, not a white claw
@@metal_lion1146 3:37 the can says "white claw" on it. Monster cans are bigger than that too.
@@anthrolover100 oh wtf, that's not the can I was talking about but i cant believe i never noticed it. Im talking about the can they mixed with the last drink
that’s monster. pipeline punch to be exact
@@ohneebi2176 he was drinking white claw first then monster
scott: i have another shot
chad: really?
*pulls out bottle of 99% rubbing alcohol*
ohh so THATS where the deathy aftertaste came from
In our lab with have nearly 100% ethanol in 10ml vials
@@slimjim3496 take a shot.
nah *pulls out petrol*
@@slimjim3496 take a sip
Max's favorite Mr. Beast member being Chris didnt age well 😭
frrr 😭
Their livers are probably in shock after this episode, or their livers are just used to it at this point.
I thought you had a mustache lmao
Lol i see you on like every post😅
Why would anyone care about a liver's feelings..
I read that as "their lives are probably in shock," and I was nodding my head.
dunno if they even still have livers lmao
When I was 15 my friend and I bought liquor underage. I was so oblivious about drinking I asked the clerk for the “highest alcohol percent you have sir”. I walked out (not getting ID’d) with an 86% alc. We put almost a quarter of the bottle in our slurpee’s (slushes) and needless to say I remember nothing of that night. But I’m glad we didn’t drink the entire bottle, it also tasted like literal gasoline. I can only imagine the clerk thought it would be fucking hilarious too.
Edit: My friend has a single photo from that night and it’s super blurry, our faces are super red, it looks like we’re on the ground laughing. Lord knows what happened, but the slurpee tasted awful.
Hahaha fuck
With alcohol you definitely learn quick 😅
Yeah the big sister of my best friend gave us when we were 14 alcohol with 78% and she joked that its not that hard bitch that kicked. Haha
Edit: fuck i just realized they drank the same drink Stroh 80 damn
I don't think he would find it so funny if you'd both died of alcohol poisoning
@@moritzbacker6892 Stroh you say ?
I remember a really nasty night in Germany I had with Stroh.
A friend of mine got me a bottle because he knows I'm a spirit person so I started mixing it with coke. BIG. MISTAKE.
It was so easy to drink before I knew it I had downed 300ml and spent the night puking blood into my toilet. Never again will I touch that nightmare fuel.
Best part was Max saying "my name is deez" through out the whole vid
Something came in the mail today...
who's max, you mean Deez?
@@STARMAN-it8zb deets nuttes
@@Dman6779 goootemmm
ikr, also nice pfp
The last alcohol is very common here in Italy, where it is produced. My grampa used to mix it with lemon juice or other fruits extracts to make other liquors. I drank it without anything else once and instantly started coughting, which made everything even worse, since I breathed some of it and I immediately felt my whole chest burning from inside. Not a nice feeling
Wasn't Poland made the strongest alcohol in world?
The fact Chad went and had 3 shots of that absinthe back to back even made my stomach churn a little.
Yes man absinth is fucking crazy 😂 I took a shot of it last time when I bought a bottle and I had the same reaction Max had when taking a shot of the tequila 😅
Yes man absinth is fucking crazy 😂 I took a shot of it last time when I bought a bottle and I had the same reaction Max had when taking a shot of the tequila 😅
Wish we could've seen the aftermath of them drunk asf 💀
Patreon
This is literally the cold ones format of hot ones. Get celebs on to do the whole selection.
Five eggs. Per Bloke. Per Day.
It’s be a fun format for an interview show as well; you watch as the hilarity increases with the potency of each shot. And like with the novice hot sauce guests, the lightweights who visit will have a bucket for puking and some snacks to soak up the booze in their stomach before things get too dicey
I imagine if that same format of Hot Ones was adopted with the gradually more potent sauces swapped for a ladder of spirits, the stories and answers would be absolutely gold once the second half of the liquor has been cracked into... boys make it happen- get that collar with First We Feast going and get that money maaayne
Yeah but you gotta consider the health of max and chad.
the only problem is that you would kill the guests
@@felix1remix Max ate a cake of his own vomit and youtuber pubes. He's gonna be fine lmao.
On the count of 3 list your favorite Mr. Beast Friend : Christ Tyson ... - That didn't age well
“Let’s just kill people with guns”
That 75% turned max into a menace bro 😂
I laughed my ass off at that
Cringe
@@Fentnihilator saying cringe is fucking cringe
The first thing Chad does with a bottle of 96% alchohol is light a fire under it lol. Literally an explosive
literally everyone screaming to stop and dont lmaoo. youde think chad would learn how bad fires can be after his fucking country burned for months lolllll.
Yeahhhh.. call me a twat but this is the kind of shit that results in losing your face
I mean after last vid where they were literarly throwing fire around its safe to say chad has no concern for his own life
“I feel high; is that the absence?” Yes Chad..yes.
Absinthe**
@@jefficus_9351 chad said absence in the vid not absinthe, everyone knows it’s absinthe
@@daniellafernando7966 pretty sure the dude is smashed at that point. He's referring to the rumours that absinthe can make you high or hallucinate or whatever. which in this context, Absinthe makes a lot more sense than "Absence".
@@jefficus_9351 makes sense
@@jefficus_9351 dude he's QUOTING Chad meaning he's typing exactly what Chad said. The joke has went over your head beyond belief
thx for being funny and cheering us up i’m going through some stuff rn and with out u guys ion what i would do so i love you max and chad
Ion
Hope you're still doing well Aiden 😊
Finally
Ion
omg, no one cares. Fking sob story comments
Every alcoholic knows when you say “it tastes like nothing” thats when u know they’re gone.
Wait whut
FACS B
@@yahshuaquinonez8366 when u get really drunk u can't taste the alcohol
im not an alcoholic n know this
@@tuhhss Eh, I've been off my ass wasted and have still tasted the alcohol, it just doesn't burn as much. It does depend on the percentage though
I’m just waiting until they end up on that one Emu doctor channel where a doctor talks about people dying in weird ways
@chubbyemu get ready!! 😅👌
Two men drank fuel labeled as alcohol. This is what happened to their livers.
Emia meaning presence in blood
My favourite part of these videos is them slowly getting more and more drunk. It reminds me of my old days with my father who would usually get so drunk of rum that he would beat my mother and my sister, while pouring glass after glass. Good times
Very relatable
Holy
Well that escalated real quick
Do you…wanna talk about it?
OH
I return to this video at least twice a year just to relive it all over again
Try twice a month (I am deranged)