Mai ryuzaki I'm Canadian. If that bum spat on or at me I'd have knocked his last 4 teeth out of his head. We are not as nice up here as Americans and people around the world might think we are. I don't tolerate shit from anyone... Neither do most self respecting Canadians.
Big fan Joe, but I almost unsubscribed when you didn't send this hobo a New York style haymaker his way (at least after the second spit). You might as well have handed this guy your phone so he could tell your dad 'your son just lost a fight with a hobo'. Which actually should have been the name of this clip, Lost a Fight With a One-Eyed Homeless Man. Probably wouldn't have been a good PR move, is what I hope you were thinking, ha.
Not to be a dick, but homeless people don't have much money, so they rarely are able to buy a full meal, and cigarettes and alcohol are practically the only goods they can afford, and maybe someone will buy them a doughnut for breakfast one day, but my point is, they don't have as much energy as a sheltered person does, so they're already at a disadvantage. A huge one. In fact, so much so, if they would try to punch you, they'd probably hurt themselves more than you, since their bones don't get much protein. That's why you always be nice to one. It's a very hard thing facing the world, whilst your health is deteriorating. But if they don't understand that you can't make a donation at the moment, and get violent, obviously fight back.
Niki Robbins True, but there was no transition like "I hope you enjoyed that story! If you'd like to hear more stories told by other people and about something other than fighting a homeless dude, you can check out audible." Lol
I go to school in downtown ATL. I was walking to a parking deck with my friend and her brother and as soon as I get to my car this homeless guy appears from nowhere and starts asking for money. I don't have any cash on me and neither does my friend, so she goes to my friend's brother, he takes out his wallet and shows it to him....I shit you not, the only thing in there was a PENNY and an ID. The homeless guy was so astounded & confused that he just walks off.
anushah_k I was in downtown ATL for FBLA, and homeless people don't believe you have no money when you're wearing a suit and tie. I kept seeing pretty funny looks after I turned out my pants pockets and didn't even have a wallet on me XD
Not surprising. Although, there are homeless people that wear a suit & tie but they're usually con artists trying to sell some sketchy "product" to you. I usually pretend that Idk English and it surprisingly works on occasion.
The story you just told is literally what it's like to be British. You walk into someone on purpose in the street in England and they will apologise to you for walking into them 😂
glad to see that you have a good heart. I help the homeless ALL the time; especially around Christmas, but I do notice that when I actually have NOTHING to spare, they get violent or aggressive. This makes me hesitant to help other homeless people, but it's in my nature to help those who are in need.
Leigha Lawrence I would love to hang out with him, but I really wouldn't want to to date him. a lot of you tubers hide it when they are dating someone, some people send death threats to their significant others.
not as much as we used to, so many people in canada now (like everywhere) people just care about rushing to starbucks and doing what they got to do -- not mad, just saying whats going on...
literally got on TH-cam for one thing but had to watch this because the title had me so intrigued. thanks for turning my mood around. I feel less angry now.
Adam Chapman oh my god i apologize for everything, like Mom: Yells at rock Me: SORRY MUM *moves rock* Dad: THIS GUY IS BEING AN EFFING IDIOT Me: SORRY DAD Yes im canadian
Sarah Mukweyi he basically argued with him which is verbal fighting. idk joe doesn't seem like the clickbaitty type, so i'm giving the benefit of the doubt
People just stereotypically assume muscles = ass-kicking skills. Strength definitely helps in a fight, but you can be built like a tank and not even know how to throw a proper punch lol
Kohl Orich see, I'm also Canadian, but I fit the stereotypes I bit too well, i.e. saying eh and sorry too often, BUT OH BOY I HAVE MET SOME ASSHOLE CANADIANS!!!!!
"We're in the land of opportunity" sounds inspirational until you realize he's talking about the possibility of a man's sweater being soaked in jizz. That had me dying laughing.
Lived in NYC till 1995. Had to leave. I was shot at once,attacked 3 times and robbed in my store many times. Had to put someone in Jail for attempted Murder. Decided to leave at the age of 46 because I did not want to get old in N.Y. Joe you stories are so true, seen it happen when I lived there
Joe's sponsored videos are the best sponsored videos ever, he makes a great video related to the product, not just a random video and a "hey thanks to *bla* for sponsoring this video"
LongCut Arizona well I'm just saying some people don't have the balls to say no..or perhaps like Joe being spit on...so perhaps either grab some fucken balls and say fuck off or decide to throw a punch at a guy spitting at u...
TerryLee788 EXACTLY! Tell them no. If they get pissy and spit, punch them. Don't carry change just to cater to them because they might get violent if you don't give them anything.
LongCut Arizona ok well fuck them just have some change rolling around in the palm of your hands...look at it for a bit..then look at him and say ..no..I got no change...then ask him for a spare smoke.😂
No, when these self-destructive drug addict, alcoholic pieces of shit ask me for change I tell them I'm not black so I didn't receive any of Obama's promised change. It confuses them.
This is brilliant seeing Joe process the realization that he has not taken ownership of his physical space. You gotta find you balls my man. be strong.
My mother once gave spare change -- key word, CHANGE -- to a homeless woman. She apparently wanted cash, because she immediately threw it at my mom's face and said, "Bitch." Yeah, she doesn't give money to homeless people anymore.
I appreciate your honesty about being sponsored and the way you added it to your video👌🏻 other youtubers seem so fake when they're trying not to tell you they're being sponsor
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"he spit on me and i apologised to him"
aye Joe you're a Canadian!
Mai ryuzaki apologized?
Mai ryuzaki this triggers me
Mai ryuzaki I'm Canadian. If that bum spat on or at me I'd have knocked his last 4 teeth out of his head.
We are not as nice up here as Americans and people around the world might think we are. I don't tolerate shit from anyone... Neither do most self respecting Canadians.
Michael Thompson Pretty sure it was a joke...
To Asian
this is great
Ayy it’s Cody
Idiot
@@ericbernier5635 Hey man, thats not cool Cody is a rad dude.
agreed mr. ko
2 of the funniest people on youtube
"and then i just thought, he's a bear" 😭😂
Recommends Apps to a homeless person- Joe Santagato 2017
TheOMGsee yeah I thought the same thing. Like he owns a smartphone LOL!
Bearsaw now that I think about it, that does make sense. Plus they can use McDonald's guest wifi or something, so no need to pay for wifi or cellular.
Bearsaw i had a phone when i was homeless and ya lots of them have blue tooth speakers before they sell them for drugs and go steal a new one.
Sunfish Gaming were are they getting this cell phone there homeless think
Big fan Joe, but I almost unsubscribed when you didn't send this hobo a New York style haymaker his way (at least after the second spit). You might as well have handed this guy your phone so he could tell your dad 'your son just lost a fight with a hobo'. Which actually should have been the name of this clip, Lost a Fight With a One-Eyed Homeless Man. Probably wouldn't have been a good PR move, is what I hope you were thinking, ha.
Title should be "homeless man makes me his bitch"
CLOROX BLEACH This is the greatest thing ive read
CLOROX BLEACH dwl
hahahahahahaha
👍👍
CLOROX BLEACH lmao
I'm not a violent guy but after someone spits on me that's game over. He would have had 2 bad eyes and 1 tooth
Would’ve been on defcon 9
Brock Carrow Lmao, what if they’re stronger than you? You would have 2 black eyes and lost all of your teeth.
Not to be a dick, but homeless people don't have much money, so they rarely are able to buy a full meal, and cigarettes and alcohol are practically the only goods they can afford, and maybe someone will buy them a doughnut for breakfast one day, but my point is, they don't have as much energy as a sheltered person does, so they're already at a disadvantage. A huge one. In fact, so much so, if they would try to punch you, they'd probably hurt themselves more than you, since their bones don't get much protein. That's why you always be nice to one. It's a very hard thing facing the world, whilst your health is deteriorating. But if they don't understand that you can't make a donation at the moment, and get violent, obviously fight back.
This comment cracked me up 🤣
savage
how about NO teeth?
I wish your dad was still on the phone through this whole life changing experience. lol
Joe: "What the f#%k man!?"
Joe's Dad: THE _FUCK_ YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?
😂😂🙏🏻
Meggo My Eggo You censored fuck when Joe said it but when Joe's Dad said it you didn't
Imagine Joe being a voice over artist for audiobooks. He would make every story interesting and hilarious 😂
Luke Datema please let this happen! Please let Joe do an audio book with his own original commentary on top!
Joel Gawne haha! That would be awesome! 😃
"Thuck you nat-thi"
Oliver Cole lithp
That's the best thing I've read today 😂
Ralph Chbeir HAHAHAHAHA MARRY ME I FKG LOVE YOU
I hath three theeth
Lol
"I looked up at him, in his good eye.." that was a beautiful line joe lol
sportsgurl16 LMAO
Doctor: you have 5:21 minutes to live
Joe: *uploads a video*
Me: perfect timing!
Roni Including ads?
GentsAndGames TH-cam red my friend. TH-cam red..
Roni Wait Loading times????
GentsAndGames stop complicating it. You know what she meant. Stop being a smart ass
I can't be the only one to click 5:21 and see that it's 1 second after the video ends
Neve fight a homeless person. They have less to lose. Trust me... I know
LaToya Forever wtf latoya ayeey
LaToya Forever you got your ass kicked by a homeless person didnt you
LaToya Forever I help everyone but let one spit on me baby the beef is gonna get real
LaToya Forever btw you are smoking hot
If they start a fight you are clearly going to fight back...
Who else loves Joe Santagato
my question is.. did your dad hear all of this???😂😂😂😂😂
the whole joke is that, the homeless man IS his dad. did you not get it
Mary Grigorian right?! Come on Joe! You forgot the best part.
Mary Grigorian ikrXD
Mary Grigorian Lol I hope not
First time i saw someone who was homeless i was about 10 and it was this bald lady who was eating glue and shouted at me "IM KILLING MY BABY"
Atiyeh Moghaddam 😐
Yeah that will stay in your memory banks forever.... Jesus Christ.
You are scarred for life.
that's uh... unfortunate...
Atiyeh Moghaddam uhhhhhm
I love how Joe just slid the audible bit into a video that literally has nothing to do with books or audiobooks. 😂
Katie Lane the video was a story. Books are stories. Well you get the point.
Niki Robbins True, but there was no transition like "I hope you enjoyed that story! If you'd like to hear more stories told by other people and about something other than fighting a homeless dude, you can check out audible." Lol
Katie Lane You got pranked, the story was actually an audible book.
Organized Chaos What's the book called?
Fighting a homeless man
this is the funniest shit ive seen so far this century
Mikey Manfs MIKEY WTFFF AYEEEEE
Then you need to get out more bro lol
Ayyyyyyyeee yo wats good ma g
GTFO
Maybe it's why that homeless man had 4 teeth left, he just kept spitting on people and pissing them off.
Max omg
ROFLMAOLOL!
I go to school in downtown ATL. I was walking to a parking deck with my friend and her brother and as soon as I get to my car this homeless guy appears from nowhere and starts asking for money. I don't have any cash on me and neither does my friend, so she goes to my friend's brother, he takes out his wallet and shows it to him....I shit you not, the only thing in there was a PENNY and an ID. The homeless guy was so astounded & confused that he just walks off.
Did he give him the penny?
Lol. Homeless guy walked off before he could offer it to him.
anushah_k I was in downtown ATL for FBLA, and homeless people don't believe you have no money when you're wearing a suit and tie. I kept seeing pretty funny looks after I turned out my pants pockets and didn't even have a wallet on me XD
Not surprising. Although, there are homeless people that wear a suit & tie but they're usually con artists trying to sell some sketchy "product" to you. I usually pretend that Idk English and it surprisingly works on occasion.
Dammit Joe you're supposed to beat up people when they spit on you! Gawd
Eric Belton ?
Eric Belton exactly
Homeless people already have a terrible life. No point making it worse.
Hax to the Max lol they made it worse by spitting on you
The story you just told is literally what it's like to be British. You walk into someone on purpose in the street in England and they will apologise to you for walking into them 😂
Katie Williamson same here in Canada 🇨🇦
id say the same for Australia but there is literally no homeless people here
Katie Williamson same in Denmark 😂
Katie Williamson Thats pretty much Canada, your the one at fault, they say sorry. Granted there IS still a line you don't cross or else we get pissed.
That's nothing in Canada stupid is a swear word even in high school
FUCKKKK YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH I GET SO HAPPY WHEN HE UPLOADDDSSSSS LIKE HONESTLY IT MAKKKESSSS MYYYY DAYYYYY
me too :)
Reem M. Same I saw it pop up and I smiled.I wish he uploaded more though
glad to see that you have a good heart. I help the homeless ALL the time; especially around Christmas, but I do notice that when I actually have NOTHING to spare, they get violent or aggressive. This makes me hesitant to help other homeless people, but it's in my nature to help those who are in need.
"Captain jack sparrow loads up and spits" ~ Joe Santagato XDDDDDD
ohh the audible era has returned from the dead..
"Had the distance, but went wide left" hahaha
"I look in his good eye cuz i want him to know i'm fuck- i'm looking at you..." LMAO XD
Keep mini snickers with you to ward off the crazies. May the odds be ever in your favor.
And stand up for yourself. He couldn't even spit straight.
You know I came on here to bash everyone but damn. That's hilarious. (Don't get me wrong, I like Joe but the fanbase is somewhat disturbing)
Doesitmatter? Don't you mean may the odds be ever in your FLAVOUR get it cause snickers are good
OMGGGGGGGGGG
I would end up eating them myself lmao
*Me sitting around dinner table*
Mom: So, what did you learn today?
Brother: I learnt that 9+10=19
Me: I learned that Joe Santagato is a Nazi!
Eazy - E learned*
+Stratilex apparently he didn't learn enough XD
vortexp - Actually, learnt is an accepted past tense version of "learn", so that actually works.
Stratilex oh shut up spelling police xp
You are an extremely kind person Joe, I would have done the same thing as you did honestly. I'm not a fighter.
I FOUGHT A HOMELESS GUY [GONE WRONG] [IN DOWNTOWN NY] [SPAT ON] [APOLOGISED]
Steampunk Smilodon Yesss
You apologized to someone after they spit on you.. Are you Canadian?? ;)
Maggie He's the sweetest New Yorker I've ever heard of besides this old lady I met that worked at Sbarro. True story.
Thom Yorke Dance Guide I want to know this story...
I'm Canadian and I take offence to that comment...I'm sorry.
A Canadian woulda beat his ass first then appologized
I'm Canadian too and I take offence to you taking offence. I'm so sorry to have offended you
Fav TH-camr : Joe Santagato !!!
Who else would love for Joe to be their boyfriend!?😁
Leigha Lawrence creep
ben03 Dan No Joe is sexy!😄
Leigha Lawrence facepalm😂
Leigha Lawrence lmao my sister's name is leah lorince
Leigha Lawrence I would love to hang out with him, but I really wouldn't want to to date him. a lot of you tubers hide it when they are dating someone, some people send death threats to their significant others.
In Canada we DO apologize for other people
not as much as we used to, so many people in canada now (like everywhere) people just care about rushing to starbucks and doing what they got to do -- not mad, just saying whats going on...
"I probably would have offered to wipe, sir do you need help?"
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
He only had 4 teeth because of the last few attempts of asking for money id guess.
Or no dental care :p
I like to live in a world where I assume someone's grandma popped him.
artsufox he's homeless of course no dental care
or crack
James Gullatt nice profile picture. matches my name well lol
The eye comment almost made me spit my drink all over my laptop
literally got on TH-cam for one thing but had to watch this because the title had me so intrigued. thanks for turning my mood around. I feel less angry now.
Not only the video but the comment section is funny af rn!!😂😂😂
Where's the ninja turtles when you need them...
"this was a frebreze style spray" be my best fucken friend
Joe I don't even know what to say to you.... This was wild
Joe you're the best
McNoodleKing you're*
D Pa thx
D Pa thx
I can't believe how chill you can be about this... and hilarious.
Damnit Joe, if I was gay you're the man I would want.
Isa Hamilton lol that made you sound gay
Isa Hamilton Thats gay asf.
DONT SLEEP DAK yep, it most certainly sounds gay.
Isa Hamilton but hey, your not lying
Isa Hamilton
me too, if I ever become gay
He would be the man I'll be looking for
Id fucking love to date Joe, he must be a shit-ton of fun, fuck.
TJ hey it's me joe, when u free?
Dubious Doublechin lnaoooooo didn't know you made this video
TJ I lied tbh I'd just like to date a model and an art student
Dubious Doublechin riiiiight :))
Dubious Doublechin
It finally hit me, he's a bear, if I just don't move...
seriously joe?!
Constantly apologizing no matter what happens...huh... you have just discovered the Canadian Stereotype.
(No offense to people cuz I'm Canadian)
Adam Chapman oh my god i apologize for everything, like
Mom: Yells at rock
Me: SORRY MUM *moves rock*
Dad: THIS GUY IS BEING AN EFFING IDIOT
Me: SORRY DAD
Yes im canadian
Adam Chapman I'm Canadian and it's true
One time I bumped into someone and they said sorry and another time someone bumped into me and I said sorry. ( Im Canadian)
Adam Chapman stfu
Adam Chapman lol😂
i was already laughing just by reading the title hahahhahha
Sick shirt brah.
"This was a Febreeze style spray"
-Joe Santagato, 2017
Here in canada, we apologise for being spit on.
Here in Canada, if you spit on me, you gonna be spittin up blood.
what the fuck? no, we don't.
Jo Jo the Hobo you must be from Hamilton
Nikie Martin im from Hamilton and i would have apologized too
I'd just ignore the guy, not even worth reacting to it
2:31 "And I shit you not...." Lol joe comes up with the best remarks😂
You let out your inner Canadian
Sooooooooooo you didn't fight a homeless man👀
Sarah Mukweyi
clickbait title, lol
Sarah Mukweyi he basically argued with him which is verbal fighting. idk joe doesn't seem like the clickbaitty type, so i'm giving the benefit of the doubt
Sarah Mukweyi I believe the term is "YOU GOT CLICKBAITED!!"
I miss you Joe.
THE WORLD NEEDS YOU JOE!!!
we have hobos in toronto too and to get them to go away i kinda just say sorry then i run away
NOTIFICATION SQUAD?
Awww, poor little baby.
I'm surprised that this joe santagato video isn't trending... 😑
Nvm
u forgot to add storytime in front of this clickbait title
“someone spit on me, and i apologized to them” - a true pisces 😌
The spit went wide left just like Blair Walshe's kick vs Seattle
+Winston Chin 😂
xD
That was very Canadian of you, Joe 😂
Joe you are a sweetheart, good job for not throwing hands at that man
"Fighting"
Tbh u look like u can fight!
Sher Flex123 often the people who look like they can fight actually can't. Trust me this is from my personal experience
Hell yeah.
Was in state jail and this one dude was strong as fuck but he ended up with the nickname Big For Nothin' because that's exactly why.
Lol how does someone "look like they can fight"?
I've seen skinny people whoop on buff guys, vice versa, and so on. There's no such thing as this
People just stereotypically assume muscles = ass-kicking skills. Strength definitely helps in a fight, but you can be built like a tank and not even know how to throw a proper punch lol
You crack me up, get me through my commute every day!!
"Someone spit on me and I apologized" sure type aren't Canadian?
Sorry, Mr. Sir
As I am from NY as well. I feel this personally.
joe is my dad
sailor ¿ same dood
sailor ¿ I am your dad
sailor ¿ you're my mommy
s***, you must be Canadian...
PJKIFox 🤣
PJKIFox Oh shut the fuck up.
PJKIFox We Canadians aren't as nice as you think.
Oh Canada, our home and native land! Truuuuueeee paaatriot looove, in all our sons command!!!!!!!
Kohl Orich see, I'm also Canadian, but I fit the stereotypes I bit too well, i.e. saying eh and sorry too often, BUT OH BOY I HAVE MET SOME ASSHOLE CANADIANS!!!!!
Gotta love old school Joe. 12.23.20 Merry Christmas 🎅
I am actually crying real tears Joe 😩😂😂😂😂
fuck you
"We're in the land of opportunity" sounds inspirational until you realize he's talking about the possibility of a man's sweater being soaked in jizz. That had me dying laughing.
this video had warmed my heart.
I laughed through this way more than is healthy. Jeeze.
I'm surprised you didn't punch him. I would have
Lived in NYC till 1995. Had to leave. I was shot at once,attacked 3 times and robbed in my store many times. Had to put someone in Jail for attempted Murder. Decided to leave at the age of 46 because I did not want to get old in N.Y. Joe you stories are so true, seen it happen when I lived there
Wow, Joe just turn into a Canadian. He is too nice. 👍
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
That's sooo 2016
Jorge Rodriguez is it thelegend27
Joe's sponsored videos are the best sponsored videos ever, he makes a great video related to the product, not just a random video and a "hey thanks to *bla* for sponsoring this video"
And yet, you still see young 18 year old girls wanting to go to New York.... Why????
so the moral of the story is .......Carry fucken change Joe!!😂😂
LongCut Arizona well I'm just saying some people don't have the balls to say no..or perhaps like Joe being spit on...so perhaps either grab some fucken balls and say fuck off or decide to throw a punch at a guy spitting at u...
TerryLee788 EXACTLY! Tell them no. If they get pissy and spit, punch them. Don't carry change just to cater to them because they might get violent if you don't give them anything.
LongCut Arizona ok well fuck them just have some change rolling around in the palm of your hands...look at it for a bit..then look at him and say ..no..I got no change...then ask him for a spare smoke.😂
even if its a penny
No, when these self-destructive drug addict, alcoholic pieces of shit ask me for change I tell them I'm not black so I didn't receive any of Obama's promised change. It confuses them.
This is brilliant seeing Joe process the realization that he has not taken ownership of his physical space. You gotta find you balls my man. be strong.
Joe Santagato pretty sure you were Canadian in your last life given the fact you apologized after doing nothing wrong LOOOL
I'm glad I don't live in New York City
Christina Vernon this could happen anywhere
Okan Draman hmm.... that Is true. homeless people live everywhere.
Christina Vernon thanks Obama
John Doe I'm not trying to sound like Obama
People are generally more uptight in NYC tho
You are the best storyteller ever made.
My mother once gave spare change -- key word, CHANGE -- to a homeless woman. She apparently wanted cash, because she immediately threw it at my mom's face and said, "Bitch."
Yeah, she doesn't give money to homeless people anymore.
Damn.
This man was on some bath salts
that guy was me Joe... i saw the whole thing. I knew it was going up on the tubes.
Naa bro if it was me he would have 2 teeth's left tbh
Robert Lee lol
Ezequiel Ramirez "teeth's" uh...? Wtf is "teeth's" LMAO YOU MEAN TEETH
TEETHS
Teeth, teeths, teeth's -- he woulda knocked out two of them.
you should do an advice video where people send you their problems and you give them funny bullshit advice
Alec Mann it's called uncle dan's Internet support group holiness my fellow Internet dweller
I appreciate your honesty about being sponsored and the way you added it to your video👌🏻 other youtubers seem so fake when they're trying not to tell you they're being sponsor
Tell him to catch you outside
cash*
Gabby Bryan *cash
But they were outside already
how bout dat
"Loongie"...? 😂
Eric Champlin IKR I WAS LIKE "where did the n come from?"
This is one of my fav stories from you. Thank you 😂
You could say you're Canadian now haha 😂