no hesi should have an option to ghost other players, like forza but the cars dont appear faded but you can drive through them, so non certified players dont have to suffer rammers
still annoying when you have 13 year olds behind you who don't know how to actually drive irl so they have no clue about braking when they see brake lights
Goosiest: I'm not mad Bob: then why does my neck hurt Goosiest: I'm surounded by BMW drivers. Also him driving a BMW Goosiest: oh look the twin towers must be a old map.
More more more more! The guy getting close to you was giving a proximity boost which can gives you up to 10x if they get really close. It's a huge help!
here’s some tips that got me certified: 1) get a duo for proxy points, it max’s at 8x 2) learn to white line lanes 2 & 3 3) grab honda civic, mute the game, bang 3rd gear at 103 mph. can’t be rear ended if your both maxed gear. you only need to be going 102mph to gain points. 4) the cars in lane 1 go slower than the cars in lane 2 & 3. there will ALWAYS be a gap for you to take, shoulder included hope these help!
In case u didnt notice Goose, it's easier to get points with other car close to you, even tho it's risky. It make the proximity rate get up to 10x which make the score skyrocket
as the leader you need to keep speed. you goos tap the brake in between cuts which is why you get passed like your standing still. whip into cuts at the very most let off the gas then back in it. no brakes. for the slow down traffic bits follow the suboptiomal stuck up lane and let the followers blow by into a crash while your wait a sec and cut when it opens up.
start on 3 lane south to get away from people bumping you. also, yes you need a buddy to get the proxy multiplier to even consider getting enough points to get certified
Remember that if you lose your 500 spot and go to 501 you have to get the minimum score again to regain your certification, because all that work will totally be worth it to lose your top 500 place to someone 4 minutes after you get it
Tips for ppl tryna get verified: Stay in right two lanes try stay on the line Better with a friend so U can get a proxy boost so the more closer he is from behind the more proxy boost The servers gonna crash like 20times it's not Ur internet lol
Goosiest and bob great vid but I feel you their out there hunting you like it's goose season their just jealous of the world's 1 Sim Drifter trying something different 👍
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no hesi should have an option to ghost other players, like forza but the cars dont appear faded but you can drive through them, so non certified players dont have to suffer rammers
I don’t think that’s possible because the game is essentially a asseto corsa race just on a different map with traffic
@@gabrielgalvez7449 maybe in ac evo
skill issue
@@26wrld sure
11:55 “ on the right side we got twin towers over here must be an old map” 💀💀💀
Don't let Goosiest buy planes.
-Wise old man.
@@TheEditBek Bro 💀💀💀💀
"on the right side.."
*INSTANT SCROLL DOWN*
2nd comment down.. nice 👍
Title this video "ASSetto rage compilation"
Your 11 years old max
@@Onjunkrattypeshi don't be an ass.
@@Onjunkrattypeshi You're.. You have the Intellect of a human, We are geese.
@@Onjunkrattypeshi "You're", plus im 15 im just having fun brother chill out the world doesn't revolve around you
@@Beastycutz who said it revolve around me?
There was a reason because people were behind you. They do it because you get more points
i mean its clear as day them mfs are trolling him
still annoying when you have 13 year olds behind you who don't know how to actually drive irl so they have no clue about braking when they see brake lights
well problem was they dont know how to brake only accelerator
@@gorg86 i think it just was a skill issue of the other drivers
There is no hesitation he is gonna be certified.💀
He only needs one of those nohesi cars with BS physics.
@@FcoEnriquePerez Hes driving the easiest car in nohesi in this video
Goosiest: I'm not mad
Bob: then why does my neck hurt
Goosiest: I'm surounded by BMW drivers.
Also him driving a BMW
Goosiest: oh look the twin towers must be a old map.
Bro wtf 💀💀🔥🔥😭
What the hell
@@Jinxtheoneandonly where is the plane
@@Liker-oy8qo dayum bro you cold
Goosiest lost his mind 🫡
Watching this was the perfect way to start July.
There's gonna be more soon, *I AM GETTING CERTIFIED!*
@@Goosiest please do it with Nitret he love you stuff and you guys would be great on a video together
bro rages in lowercase
You don’t wanna see him raging in uppercase
im pretty sure raging in lowercase is seething
More more more more! The guy getting close to you was giving a proximity boost which can gives you up to 10x if they get really close. It's a huge help!
Petition for goose to do the thug shake
👇
I'm not Chloe...
@@Goosiest who’s Chloe?
@@Goosiestye who’s chloe
@@Goosiestwho’s chloe
1 min but really...@@pieace1
here’s some tips that got me certified: 1) get a duo for proxy points, it max’s at 8x 2) learn to white line lanes 2 & 3 3) grab honda civic, mute the game, bang 3rd gear at 103 mph. can’t be rear ended if your both maxed gear. you only need to be going 102mph to gain points. 4) the cars in lane 1 go slower than the cars in lane 2 & 3. there will ALWAYS be a gap for you to take, shoulder included hope these help!
gooseist you are the number 1 pro sim drifter now and racer
11:54 "must be an old map"
Wth bro 😂
10:19 most sane goosiest ever recorded😂
The prophecy was right!He is indeed the goose god look at him speak goosies(goose language) 7:30.He even has the goose muscles.
you can teleport to the other side of the map to avoid bad drivers in public btw!
This is the most funniest Goosiest vid ever🤣🤣🤣
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think this is the funniest video you’ve ever released, absolutely creased watching this 😂😂
3:07 extreme panic but... ,Funniest video ngl LOL
Nah rename the vid to "Goose rageing compilation"
Goosiest is confirmed to be the most chillest racer on TH-cam.
1 day we will drive again
No way Smokyo is in Goosiest, can't wait for the day you guys link up
@driftkingmoe maybe 1 day, I'm just not on his level yet. That's crazy you seen my comment 😆
@SmokyoDrift 😆 yes I seen your comment
2:38 dude literally had 10 whole seconds to reset but decided to risk ruining peoples runs
HESI stands for High End Seizure Incoming 🤣🤣
In case u didnt notice Goose, it's easier to get points with other car close to you, even tho it's risky. It make the proximity rate get up to 10x which make the score skyrocket
Yea noticed that
yeah you should teleport somewhere with less people using the chat
yup
certified lover boy certified PDF file
Goose im back
Don like this comment if your not subbed
Isit js me who randomly found goosiest and now he's a daily thing😂
We got No hesi Certifications before gta 6 💀💀
unfunny
no hesi had certified players a while ago 💀
as the leader you need to keep speed. you goos tap the brake in between cuts which is why you get passed like your standing still. whip into cuts at the very most let off the gas then back in it. no brakes. for the slow down traffic bits follow the suboptiomal stuck up lane and let the followers blow by into a crash while your wait a sec and cut when it opens up.
Stop choking the chicken on camera bro
A new channel called "Nitret" has great techniques for getting certified easily ❤️👍🏻
If I had the amount of Point Takers you had, I would've opened up on them like a 2002 COD Lobby in VC
this was the second stream i saw in my life from gooseist
1 push-up for every crash. You gonna be jacked asf by the time you get top 500.
you make each video an unforgettable learning adventure!
No goose were harmed of the making of this video👍
Love your content❤
Bro needs fo get certified
start on 3 lane south to get away from people bumping you. also, yes you need a buddy to get the proxy multiplier to even consider getting enough points to get certified
Yay Goosiest is back in no hesi
This video made me rage
7:41 This video has confirmed that this is a Goosiest being angry compilation, not rage compilation
I was getting mad at those idiots for you lmao. Some of them were definitely stream snipers
very angry goose noise 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂 haven’t laughed that hard at a caption in ages 😂😂😂💯
I’ve never seen this version of goose
Goosiest, the new no hesi king
Bro was raging more than me he would have broken his PC with rage if the rammming continued
Remember that if you lose your 500 spot and go to 501 you have to get the minimum score again to regain your certification, because all that work will totally be worth it to lose your top 500 place to someone 4 minutes after you get it
all these guys channelling Rizon ramming skills
every time you hit the hand break from the anger the more chance it can loose a screw while doing other challenges
Goosiest content never get old Also what did the goose did to you for you to keep on choking him😭😭
hehe..
The steering wheel looks absolutly amazing !!
the stream for this is basically bob going through complete hell for 1 hour straight
I actually like how it’s not easy. To make it not just another rank
the fact that he smashed my pb in like 10 mins🧠🧠
every time he got hit all I could hear was "GAAABBBEEEE!!"
I love no hesi vids pls do more
F in the chat for Bob's neck.🫡(And goosiest sanity)
3:03 best graphics, looking like GTA 6 🔥
Feels good to be certified 😎
Getting rammed this often seems more frustrating than the carx hackers 😂
take a shot every time goose says 'rammed from behind'
I suggest to teleport to other location using the Chat App>Extra>Teleport in AC and add delay next time so there'll be no stream snipe
Tips for ppl tryna get verified:
Stay in right two lanes
try stay on the line
Better with a friend so U can get a proxy boost so the more closer he is from behind the more proxy boost
The servers gonna crash like 20times it's not Ur internet lol
W vid goose 💪 still waiting for the roblox No hesi game Midnight chasers gameplay, hope ya make it as soon as ya want goose 👍
This needs to be in the rage compilation lol 😂😂😂, well tried goose!
I saw that you beat the forza horizon drift record, Congrats 🎉👍🏾
Finally back on no Hesi 👍
the way goose screams is me in any game
Babe wake up goosiest uploaded again...
goose having a crash out
it’s crazy how far this guy gotten i remember him being at 2k subs and now he has 1.4M
Welcome back!
istg I wouldn't be able to handle it, props to you Goose
You always do the hardest challenge and always end up rage quitting lol
The guys who follow you close that aren't ramming you are doing it for points, helps if its multiple cars for the combos.
Goosiest and bob great vid but I feel you their out there hunting you like it's goose season their just jealous of the world's 1 Sim Drifter trying something different 👍
Bro I was getting the rage just watching this ram fest,how did you stay so calm XD
Unlucky goosiest u will get it next time😍
homie was actually helping you with the prox boost thats why you got it so high
He's inviting squeeze Benz😂
"we have twin towers must be an old map" ☠️
NO GOOSE HARMED IN THIS VIDEO😂
Mr goose loved this man
I wanna see Goose react to his oldest videos🦢
Yo goose, add a points system to your shutoku servers as well! It would be so sick, respect for your work and for your good videos you reguraly post!
I think that last Forza video is making him slowly go insane 😭
Woooo this guys making another challenge:)
Ahhh gotta love the public servers lol. So many trolls but what a funny vid because of it 😂
7:29 Bro started speaking Mr.Bean🤣🤣
I love when Goosiest does his chanting! 😂👍
Poor goosiest, I believe in you man. 👌
4:45-4:50 most avrage goose cry ever
Lol this is exactly the raw emotions that go through you as you play no hessi 😂
You don’t want to be near goose when he’s mad
4:45 the way bro cried😂😂
Keep up the good work
Thanks, will do!