XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 Porductions: Episode 1 Prologue

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  • Hey guys, it's your boy XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 here coming at you with another high-quality video.
    If you enjoyed this makeup tutorial then don't forget to like and subscribe, and leave a comment in the comment section below and I'll be sure to make more.
    Credit: Hypercam 2
    Sponsor: 50c shave group. Find a link in the video above.
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  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14010

    Don't forget to sub4sub to my minecraft letsplay channel.

    • @117johnpar
      @117johnpar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      *High Quality Shitpost Detected*

    • @zombiezombie632
      @zombiezombie632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Internet Historian ok I subbed

    • @lemon_boy577
      @lemon_boy577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Internet Historian ass

    • @mrcommunist189
      @mrcommunist189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want my 2 mins of life back

    • @robinsomers1577
      @robinsomers1577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You realize the discord link has expired?

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    Is this what happens when you have a few drinks? If so, keep on drinking bro lol

    • @hubertronic1
      @hubertronic1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Donut, don't you come here and watch internet historian. You go back to you violent cop buddies and be racist together and stuff

    • @hubertronic1
      @hubertronic1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      big fan ,legitimately. Big fan of the both of ya...just don't get your peanut butter in my internet historian jelly

    • @Ryan-B
      @Ryan-B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen brother

    • @thinkofsomething420
      @thinkofsomething420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sooo drunk not dank 😂

    • @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932
      @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sexy surprise from a bot init

  • @tygonmaster
    @tygonmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    Would only be more perfect if it had 8 minutes of black screen to reach the 10 minute monetization increase.

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lul your comment is not even loved you stupid bitch

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      NetSraC1306 so 140 likes isnt a loved comment? Ok then, all I have to say in my comment with less than 140 likes is
      You

    • @dovahsunaaklaatdrun3694
      @dovahsunaaklaatdrun3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NetSraC1306 kek

    • @alwaysastray
      @alwaysastray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You know. Sometimes I really wonder why people are the way they are in TH-cam comments. Then I wake up and I remember that I'm just finch and it's time for me to go forage for insects and this whole fever dream of social media and shitposting is eclipsed by the fact that I'm a bird and I don't possess the mental capacity for such complex thoughts.

    • @unarmedblackguy
      @unarmedblackguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NetSraC1306 either is yours Mr redditer.

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    This video was posted about eighteen months ago and IH hasn't loved a comment for at least a year. This is proof that he is weak.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ahahaha no fucking way. The boy's got game.

    • @Tothewindowtothewalls
      @Tothewindowtothewalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @pranavflame
      @pranavflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tothewindowtothewalls
      You wet your what????

    • @TheJakolito
      @TheJakolito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He..... is always watching...

    • @johnmcauliffe8824
      @johnmcauliffe8824 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the last comment IH liked under this video

  • @remyzk9424
    @remyzk9424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3886

    I think the lizard people finally got to him

    • @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss
      @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I think he finally got to the lizard people.

    • @Indy_650
      @Indy_650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that would explain alot
      maybe it was the next installment of HWNDU that broke him.

    • @Itzhak1997
      @Itzhak1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did no such thing

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rickstery but I thought Leafy's channel was long dead.

  • @basedsouljah
    @basedsouljah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    *Unregistered HyperCam 2*

    • @yizzardpalmero
      @yizzardpalmero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wooowww!!! heeed idnt lovve this coment!//1! Ohno!
      U muissed have upssetti thed him!!1111!!!!

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah he’s gonna make some sick Runescape videos after this.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Knights of the Nine I used to use that shit to make all KINDS of runescape and Mortal Kombat ROM Vidz haha fuckin.. Fuckin.. 2007.

    • @atari4171
      @atari4171 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      god own's recording program

    • @chappo8100
      @chappo8100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The most based Hypercam to ever be unregistered. TWICE!

  • @MrCool-lo3ls
    @MrCool-lo3ls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "donate to cancer"
    *shows patreon of behind the meme*

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My man didn't deserve that :(

  • @uranium54321
    @uranium54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    0:38 this was in 2017... internet historian literally predicted a meme

    • @TheFekke100
      @TheFekke100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or, Elon Musk watches Internet Historian.

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wait, hold on a minute. On this video he predicted the dead deer meme (that one elon laughed at pewds channel), and on a later video about fallout 76 he made the toilet paper joke and now we have covid-19 and actually running out of toilet papers, did he actually predict the future?? LOL

    • @drinkingguy3168
      @drinkingguy3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bukanmatin5973 Historian, But wrong timeline

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Predicted, or *CREATED*? [mindblown.mp4]

    • @oym8548
      @oym8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know that meme is old af?

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    The meta-cancer has metastasized.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      things will always get meta until they reach maximum shelf life, that is when a meme dies
      however it should be noted most memes nowadays die prematurely due to use by large unfunny status quo entities

  • @DrathVader
    @DrathVader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    I like how he's loving almost every single comment like thrash-tier channels would.
    This isn't just a video, it's an experience that goes beyond that.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      If I heart then unheart does it spam your notifications?

    • @DrathVader
      @DrathVader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Yes. Stop.

    • @TrueZutyro
      @TrueZutyro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      DrathVader Good.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Look, it's a playlist of videos you've already seen." Right there, Officer. That's where he murdered them.

  • @timflemming4christ
    @timflemming4christ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Possibly the greatest work on this platform yet. Beautiful *wipes tear

  • @alexerar1
    @alexerar1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2771

    "you can't just love all the comments"
    Historian: Hold my beer.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's... That's some serious breakage of the 5th wall or something. Is this video in 4-D...?

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ArchHippy funny way of spelling mc ride

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Banana Mustard
      You are not allowed on the internet if you haven't already been on it for at least 10 years.

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck?

    • @Mattstak
      @Mattstak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Devin McLeod Copypasta

    • @hinaisangry127
      @hinaisangry127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copypasta

  • @RealCrazyDiamond
    @RealCrazyDiamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    What was that about Inaudible? I couldn't quite hear it.

  • @-YogSothoth
    @-YogSothoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Easily one of the best portrayals of modern TH-cam video formats that Ive ever seen.

  • @Raxxo
    @Raxxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    I'm surprised satiring self-promotion in general hasn't become the norm sooner, but I'm glad I found this beacon of hope for the future.

    • @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss
      @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A few big youtube names satirized it, but it surprisingly never took off.

    • @jmd489
      @jmd489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      h3h3 was one of the first and people have slowly been catching on.

    • @hmm8337
      @hmm8337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if this "ironic" self promoting isn't just actual self promoting. Don't get fooled this easily come the fuck on. If you pretend to do it, you still do it.

    • @Littlespider086
      @Littlespider086 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raxxo get back to work on them sfmssssz a gmod shitz so i can die laughing

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhm !!! Still funny as hell though. Even if he actually was shamelessly self promoting himself, his content is god tier

  • @daddybigweld8942
    @daddybigweld8942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Oh dang hes actually reading and liking the comments to keep going with the act

  • @Overlordgaming1208
    @Overlordgaming1208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was certainly a video. A masterpiece? Possibly. On TH-cam, definitely.

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11/10, brilliantly innovative masterpiece

  • @SabreVDM
    @SabreVDM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Next video: The Failure of Internet Historian

    • @adamburditt3941
      @adamburditt3941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Internet Historian that's virus city

  • @Ceteri5-par
    @Ceteri5-par 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2765

    Were you drunk when doing this?

    • @jameslaidler4259
      @jameslaidler4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      elephantrider78 Fair enough.

    • @mightymouse447
      @mightymouse447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      elephantrider78 after all, they are the best shit posters.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't be the one to break 666 likes.
      Forgive me.

    • @randomshyte9989
      @randomshyte9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      911 lol

    • @Xesmuclana
      @Xesmuclana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomshyte9989 lol

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    *B E L O W*

  • @slippinjimmy5683
    @slippinjimmy5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I enjoy knowing Internet Herstorian is there when he makes videos and randomly says things like Mack Weldon.

  • @robi3366
    @robi3366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    You forgot to ask the audience to rate the video 5 stars

    • @josnardstorm
      @josnardstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You also forgot to ask for people to make a video response

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nardstorm Do you want the reaponse girl's to return.

    • @josnardstorm
      @josnardstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yah. Bring it back to the good old days

  • @justinsmith3574
    @justinsmith3574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    I found this very information

    • @sperge5673
      @sperge5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i second that

  • @8b8b8b
    @8b8b8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    How ironic that he is now sponsored by RAID: Pay to Win Legends

  • @mr.horseshoe2301
    @mr.horseshoe2301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    waking up to an epic shitpost. guess i won't kill myself today after all!

    • @percilenis8464
      @percilenis8464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      NO! There's still time! Don't change your mind now!

    • @patentlypaul1832
      @patentlypaul1832 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @XxstrawmanxX
      @XxstrawmanxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      then do you have a moment to talk about or savior nick cade who was wickered for out sins?

    • @michaelkitchin9665
      @michaelkitchin9665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you want to make the news or not? DISCLAIMER: Don't make the news for suicide, kids. Make the news for baking a cake shaped like Taylor Swift or by discovering a courgette that looks like a WWII bomb.

    • @sotektechnical439
      @sotektechnical439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Horseshoe we like our friends alive that way they can like/share/comment/subscribe down below

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    *_Goes Down in History_*
    what a time to be alive.

    • @vladicoste4299
      @vladicoste4299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      interesting yes hmm

    • @tomdunphy6865
      @tomdunphy6865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hmm yes interesting far out mate you’re here too. 17 screencaps of you lol

    • @hmmyesinteresting
      @hmmyesinteresting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Dunphy im tryna see those one day lmao

    • @ZapejoMC
      @ZapejoMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmm yes interesting what ⠀ the ⠀ fuck

    • @gotboostin4low
      @gotboostin4low 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I NEED SOME BOOTY JUICE FROM BRUCE

  • @templar1701
    @templar1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so glad I found this channel recently. I’ve been missing out for years.

  • @yunabean
    @yunabean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of your videos have such good rewatchability lol that’s not a word but whatever, I love this channel so much 😩🙏🏼

  • @somebig9999
    @somebig9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Legend says he's still in this comment section, loving comments.

    • @joshdavis5991
      @joshdavis5991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If only he was still here😢

  • @ok-zi5ri
    @ok-zi5ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    is this your last cry for help?

  • @Bronson-_-
    @Bronson-_- ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is so fucking good man, watched it 20 times now and laugh each time. The comedy is so good and the depth of the video showing internet historians frustration with common content creator tactics ( #1 Shilling for Products for $$$ / #2 Channel Plugs) that are used due to audiences being attracted to the tactics is just brilliant.
    Also, it sounds like Internet Historian is drunk for most of the video. Could be wrong but I feel like I hear that in the voice.

  • @danielc.freteval5685
    @danielc.freteval5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Intro sound is : Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah thank you good sir

  • @ethanfawcett7664
    @ethanfawcett7664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The video improves 420% if you watch it in 144p

    • @myboi8517
      @myboi8517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethan Fawcett it's true I nutted in the first second with it in 144p

    • @ragrappy00
      @ragrappy00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethan Fawcett Woe its like I was teleported back to 2006 TH-cam.

  • @aaronb4571
    @aaronb4571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    You forgot to demand that the audience click the little bell so that you don't lose the views

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There is no bell icon here in 2011 youtube

  • @akhijannunhal-kavit149
    @akhijannunhal-kavit149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    there's no way you're gonna heart this comment as well

  • @austin7203
    @austin7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro music brought me back to better days

  • @leuk2389
    @leuk2389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Man i really lkove ur minecraftw cidoes they help me. Im 13 year old boy an very depressed because i get bully at school but ur vwidio make me smile everyday. Thanks for de amasing work for people who feel like me aswell
    Like so he can see

  • @tylerwardle4854
    @tylerwardle4854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I can't believe that you, one of my favourite TH-cam channels would stoop so low. Unsubscribe.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      pls resubscrib

    • @tylerwardle4854
      @tylerwardle4854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Internet Historian you have lost all of my respect. So naturally I'll resubscribe if you subscribe to me.

    • @eagleswings9080
      @eagleswings9080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL this nigga loving his own comment.

    • @shawnradcliffe3514
      @shawnradcliffe3514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He will be back, they always come back.

  • @markbalan8274
    @markbalan8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh no. They got him too.
    THE MAINSTREAM TH-camR DISEASE

  • @ArcboundX
    @ArcboundX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This got to be my favourite channel so far.

  • @Delaxin
    @Delaxin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Where do I leave a comment

  • @maxswagger164
    @maxswagger164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    You forgot to make the vid 10:01 minutes long for extra ad revenue :/

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      pls consider watching in 0.25x speed

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Internet Historian video would still only be 8 minutes stock photo daddy

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's a historian not a mathematician.

  • @thewhizzard6022
    @thewhizzard6022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is literally the best video on the Internet so far...

  • @matius479
    @matius479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait for episode 2, the hype is real

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This video cured my cancer.

    • @aaa-dj9bx
      @aaa-dj9bx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aeiou Gave me autism

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    THIS IS RUNNING ON EMPTY MEME REVIEW

  • @shadowthelegend100
    @shadowthelegend100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @reclhoss
    @reclhoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "hey look it's a play list of videos you have already seen" The smartest man on the internet.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2800

    *This isn't your average day shitpost.*
    *This is*
    advanced shitposting

    • @CaptainSexay
      @CaptainSexay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      kansai shitposting n-nani?!

    • @straw_hat_luffy_
      @straw_hat_luffy_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      W E A P O N I Z E D

    • @brosef256
      @brosef256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      A U T I S M

    • @021599jm
      @021599jm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was gonna comment that before I even saw yours

    • @Steakduboeuff
      @Steakduboeuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you hear that, Randy?

  • @sorcey6957
    @sorcey6957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Youre welcome for the help. if youre extra nice I might comment again to further increase your channel growth. Nice doing business with you kind sir.

  • @Carrotcake851
    @Carrotcake851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really is a work of art, wow.

  • @CamoB-ub9my
    @CamoB-ub9my 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    With you I found the best channel on youtube

  • @Najebanski
    @Najebanski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Is this below?

    • @PadaV4
      @PadaV4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      depends on what your definition of "below" is

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      klnpd no this is down below. And I'm belower than u

    • @nicholasgarcia399
      @nicholasgarcia399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Below me

    • @somemaycallthisjunkmeicall133
      @somemaycallthisjunkmeicall133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where is down?
      *hey vsauce M I C H A E L H E R E*

    • @basedcritter
      @basedcritter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this loss?

  • @aaronstolberg3269
    @aaronstolberg3269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Unregistered hypercam 2 fucking got me. It’s the little things that make you a meme god

  • @Merlin_YouTube
    @Merlin_YouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video is the definition of art

  • @ahheck6800
    @ahheck6800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My God, I love this man.

  • @Namaazuu
    @Namaazuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    When your video gets demonitized

  • @herstorian2743
    @herstorian2743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Don't forget to buy your Super Male Vitality.

    • @MrWalnut4
      @MrWalnut4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Excuse me, but Super Female Vitality is available you sexist pig

    • @beppitheclown8330
      @beppitheclown8330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ding Dong Donkey Dong

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      INFOWARS DOT COM

    • @Neropoo
      @Neropoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keirnoth Their sexualitet actually was heavily affected by manmade compounds.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thanks for rescuing me btw. how long were you even looking -- an hour? you knew where I was going.

  • @jonathana.4685
    @jonathana.4685 ปีที่แล้ว

    going to watch every video on this channel now, thanks for having a spectacular voice

  • @TheDarkAngel3579
    @TheDarkAngel3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OK, I have watched all of these videos now. Pretty entertaining.

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Did you hear about 4chan's "it's okay to be right" campaign~?
    another true work of art by ours heros

  • @void628
    @void628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Basically a culmination of TH-cam from 2008-2017

    • @dardydo4002
      @dardydo4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uh oh, no love

  • @calipo11111111111
    @calipo11111111111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never get tired of you

  • @dkrenshaw
    @dkrenshaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12 out of 12 burgers. Would watch again!

  • @gluciopl2174
    @gluciopl2174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The hypercam 2 logo is in the left corner not in the center 2/10

  • @johndeer7716
    @johndeer7716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I T S OK TO BE WHITE!!!!!!!!

  • @CrispyPudding117
    @CrispyPudding117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro takes me back.

  • @ExactSnow2
    @ExactSnow2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos give me life

  • @easycheese4045
    @easycheese4045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The amount of LOVE in this comment section is amazing

  • @slamjamcentral
    @slamjamcentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    The exact moment where 4chan and years of internet desensitization broke the Historian

  • @wei.2241
    @wei.2241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that intro brings back a lot of mementoes

  • @zcqm
    @zcqm ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow what a great intro and sponsor, I'll definitely consider watching this channel!

  • @richards5855
    @richards5855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    You’re just gonna love every single comment.
    Aren’t you.

  • @secretagentlucario
    @secretagentlucario 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    How do I tame a horse in minecraft?

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      use wheat gathered from your farm to get them to trust you, then use right-click to mount. BE CAREFUL. If you have not attached a saddle and you get off the horse it WILL flee.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aeiou, he is a nice guy, or it is the highest level of sarcasm. You know, I can give you the answer but you are too dumb to figure it out anyway, no matter how much I spell it out for you, that level of sarcasm.

    • @XjfallX
      @XjfallX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      when the irony comes full circle

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is low key my favorite IH video

  • @danielkunkler7293
    @danielkunkler7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! This video is indescribable.

  • @bjdooi
    @bjdooi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Great stuff! This definitely caters to my pop culture middle schooler youtube interests! Subscribed! Also when's your diss track coming out?? If you ever need anything, just know you got a mom's credit card with your name on it ;) !

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait... Internet Historian is a mom?? 🤯
      It took me quite some time to brain this.

  • @45678ret
    @45678ret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i can smell the alcohol on your breath through my computer

  • @MlMZY630
    @MlMZY630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really good, scathing commentary on the state on TH-cam today. Good work. Keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @xavierwindon8968
    @xavierwindon8968 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is certainly a video of all time.

  • @warlordsquerk5338
    @warlordsquerk5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the content I'm subscribed for, good times

  • @---yg8of
    @---yg8of 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I want you to love me the way my dad never could

    • @JoeJoeTater
      @JoeJoeTater 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mightymouse9001
      @mightymouse9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoeJoeTater no he means in a sincere and parental protection way. He definitely was plowed daily without any cuddling afterward

    • @---yg8of
      @---yg8of 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The lack of cuddling made existence hard

  • @washboardman7435
    @washboardman7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Is it me, or is you liking every comment part of the shitposting?

  • @Jackvonblood
    @Jackvonblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, can't wait to see more.

  • @omega1543
    @omega1543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent commentary on the state of you tube one of your finest masterpieces sir.

  • @MrTheMasterX
    @MrTheMasterX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Me: "Who uploads videos at three in the morning?"
    Internet Historian: "OH BOY, 3 AM!"

    • @romansrule3
      @romansrule3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Countries have different time zones dude.

    • @HaroldHaroldson
      @HaroldHaroldson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a turkey

    • @captainplague4921
      @captainplague4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romansrule3 that’s a lie that the government made up so they would have more money

  • @Ahnock
    @Ahnock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I really like the direction this channel is going in

  • @akasta
    @akasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great guide! I think I'm ready for TH-cam now!!1

  • @bartholomewvo2299
    @bartholomewvo2299 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just wonderful, sir. Wonderful.

  • @bootortle
    @bootortle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Internet Historian. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical memes most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Behind The Meme’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Miguel de Cervantes literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Internet Historian truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Behind The Meme's existential catchphrase “I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Adams's British epic The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Internet Historian’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
    And yes, by the way, i DO have an Internet Historian tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    • @PandaJNiccals
      @PandaJNiccals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bootortle that was really deep I

    • @eagleswings9080
      @eagleswings9080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let me guess, 0 ladies have seen your tattoo?

    • @PandaJNiccals
      @PandaJNiccals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      chuckle chuckle this is a copy pasta, within a copy pasta. Come on now.

    • @Mari-kj4wf
      @Mari-kj4wf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fucking fantastic

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So fucking funny but I've seen this copy pasta before; sort of ruins the illusion.

  • @JJAB91
    @JJAB91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Don't forget to rate 5 stars and hit that yellow subscribe button!

    • @evilthecat13
      @evilthecat13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, you gotta SMASH it for it to count!

  • @snowyalice
    @snowyalice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think about this video everyday.

  • @lciav
    @lciav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this deserves a like

  • @Daniel-xd3us
    @Daniel-xd3us 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    He's finally lost it

    • @calicodan1556
      @calicodan1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel Cooper It's no surprise after what he's seen and researched.

  • @piper4830
    @piper4830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    unregistered hypercam 2

    • @ArcadeFanatic99
      @ArcadeFanatic99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A quick travel to 2008.

    • @chubbykid6112
      @chubbykid6112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TIL Internet Historian scammers exist

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a spam account, yet fits this video so well

    • @lordspirit7655
      @lordspirit7655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0 0 7
      S O U N D S C A P E

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

  • @dannysexbang-chan9003
    @dannysexbang-chan9003 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love binging your videos at 2am

  • @starofchaos
    @starofchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I see you watch a bit of RoosterTeeth as well, Prof. Historian.