WELCOME TO TALLY HALL (Chonny Jash Cover)

little late on this one. oh well. stiff.
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LYRICS:
- new, original lyrics indicated by [] square brackets -
[WELCOME TO CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM.
A SAD AND LONELY FOLK'S MISANTHROPIC HOAX.
[AN ASSEMBLY LINE OF NEAR-RHYMES. A COMBUSTION ENGINE OF FEAR AND DISSENSION.
FUELLED BY ANGER AND HATE, AND RAGE AND DISDAIN, AND ANY OTHER DEFINITION OF THE WORD.
WELCOME.]
[CAN I GET A "C"?
And if you hit me with the H-O-N-N-Y,
then you'd see why the Jash is here to crash in.
Butchering others' songs is my passion.
So kids, turn up your headphones. Un-set the set stones.
Liquify, dry and bastardize their best songs.
Rend them apart and pour your heart into the cracks.
On cover duty like your name was Chonny Jash.]
[WWCJD? (WWTHD?) I dropped out of college and failed university.
But I refuse to fall to complacency.
So instead I weaponize the entropy.
So dig up a colorful and lovable band long gone.
Dig up a shovelful of adjustable songs unsung.
And then all of a sudden it's 2006 and you hear them playin' on and on.
Singin']
We're in the mini mall.
Workin' the carnival.
We like to play it all.
Welcome to Tally Hall.
Who's to blame?
The automated players, I proclaim.
Yellow tie, this suave fellow, writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.
Red the proud, loud guy we adore.
"Is my amp too high?" No, turn it up more!
Now Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac in here.
He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer.
Send home the locksmith Green's got keys to unlock the rock in the act, if you'd please.
Now, open the gates, give Blue the bass and jiggle your ba-jiggle all over the place.
We're in the mini mall.
Workin' the carnival.
We like to play it all.
Welcome to Tally Hall.
We're in the mini mall.
Workin' the carnival.
We like to play it all.
Welcome to Tally Hall.
([ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.])
CAN I GET A CLICK?
[Flick off the switch, and I'll ignite the night in pitch.
Singin' songs y'already know. To stroke my own ego.
Don't you know I'm only halfway there?
So come in, don't be scared.
Revealing that the Jash is a mask with too much time
and far too much love for an old band gone by.
'Cos this is a passion project; not for fortune, nor fame.
I pledged to play no part in that abject, hackneyed game.]
[So I might make a couple cover albums.
Hundreds of hours of work, with no intention to sell them.
You didn't think I had the gall?
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall!]
[I'm stereosonic. I'm animatronic.
I'm fucking with the chords. Heteroharmonic.
A delayed reaction; decades-late exaction
of a passion hatching long after the clock stopped.]
Hey, ho, don't'cha know?
It's a good, old fashioned puppet show.
[We won't let time forget this marionette quintet.]
[THEY SANG]
"We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand."
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're in the mini mall.
Workin' the carnival.
We like to play it all.
Welcome to Tally Hall.
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
([ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.])
We think we're playing in a band.
We'd love to give you all a hand.
([ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL.
THE DAY WE FORGET IS THE DAY WE FALL.
TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL.
WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.])