WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THIS VIDEO . . . . . . . Blade's master plan: 1)Take Austrialia, 2)Get some ground in Asia, 3)Try to seem Pacifist until a stronger player shows up, 4)Turn the other players on the strongest so they fight each other 5)SWOOP IN AND TAKE EVERYTHING ...Can we just say this round Blade was Light Yagami Or The Emperor? XD
(Tewtiy speaking) Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Blade Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, can stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years passes and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a shoebender named Jerome. And although his shoebending skills aren't great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Jerome can save the world.
Blade’s critical mistake was not going for the Defense Die and instead going for the Airfield. That screwed him in the end; if he had the Defense Die Jerome’s slog through NA and SA would have *HURT*
I kinda feel like Tewtie (or however you spell it) was right when he said they were just Jerome's pawns. In almost every game, Jerome makes someone look like a huge threat, and while they battle that person, Jerome expands the amount of territory he controls. Then, eventually the rest of them realize how powerful Jerome got, but by that point it's pretty much too late to stop him
Jerome, I originally a couple months ago got tired of your channel and took s break, but let me say youtube is a lot more bland without you! I regret being a silent sub and will never again
Finally have a computer with internet again, so now I can get caught up on everything I've missed! Man, Jerome, sparing Tewtie almost proved to be fatal!
This game is a cartoonish version of WW2. Knowing this, Green, (humans), is America; Yellow, (Cats), are the Germans; Red, (robots), are either the minority countries or the UK; Gray, (Zombies), is Italy; And Blue, (Yeties), are the Soviets/Russians. I say this purely based on game data and experience playing
Blade: *Gets 9 troops* Everybody:WE MUST KILL HIM,TOO MANYYYYYY Jerome: *gets 18* Everybody:Did you hear about the weather?Oh and also lets kill Blade hes too overpowered now.
Better than the prequels... Consistent plot, fewer plot holes, better and more unforeseen twist... yeah this has the makings of a star wars movie, alright.
after playing over 12 hours of risk with no break, over the last two days, I strikes me how UTTERLY TERRIBLE some of the decisions made were. But it was fun to watch :)
Once the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Tewtiy attacked.
TheImmortalNoob lol tewtles is red too
so what
TheImmortalNoob more like dondo
TheImmortalNoob correction Bladehell
Oh jeez
"Stop these talks of war, Tewtiy. Let's just all get along."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU BLADE!"
Risk: Factions in a nutshell.
fair
50:12 - Anyone else notice that Jerome’s army consisted of Twin after Twin after Twin?
Yes
That's normal though
*STAR WARS 9 IS HERE!*
featuring
Jerome-Wan Kenobi
Emperor Palpatewtiy
Darth Blade
Mace Windondo
and *JAR JAR BEN*
lol same
omg someone make an animation of that lol XD
yes, do it! JUST DO IT!
TorgorXtreme, Omega just fucking no
can tweity make this into an animation
Best Star Wars episode ever made
WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THIS VIDEO
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Blade's master plan: 1)Take Austrialia, 2)Get some ground in Asia, 3)Try to seem Pacifist until a stronger player shows up, 4)Turn the other players on the strongest so they fight each other 5)SWOOP IN AND TAKE EVERYTHING
...Can we just say this round Blade was Light Yagami Or The Emperor? XD
And its true considering in the end the plan failed XD
You forgot the part where tewtiy screams '''YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE'' and knocks hemself out
Ro
"Just poop on em'"
_rolls double sixes and drops a giant snowball_
Basically I'm Arizona that what I talking about
I love how they didn’t see that at one point Jerome had more troops than blade per turn but they still trued to *stop* blade
Who is rewatching this stream in 2019 cuz u miss it n miss the old crew
2020
2020 also
2020
im in 2020
2020
Anyone else notice that Blade is always the zombies in this game? Maybe that has something to do with his luck streak.
And as usual... He lost.
Kopa Gray nuuu
Kopa Gray lol
Kopa Gray You're all wrong. Zombies, they're dead, lost life, lost... IN RISK FACTIONS
he actually won oe but dondo didnt
I can just imagine someone getingon the stream and all they hear is YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! XD
Coming back three years later i realized how dirty the slurp is
This is the funniest game of risk ive ever seen! I'm actually crying
did like every one teaming on blade on this one when jerome was way more powerful
Bluelions311 ikr
gabriel schuster Blade posed more threat at the time,and they just ignored Jerome
Bluelions311 lets go lions
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Who Is watching this in 2020 I still love watching his risk games over and over again
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tewtiy speaking) Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Blade Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, can stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years passes and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a shoebender named Jerome. And although his shoebending skills aren't great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Jerome can save the world.
Say it again in the latest bedwars video
But their five
I want blade to win one. I don't think he's ever won
Andude49 nope he's won like twice before when the series began
Spyder x is there a video where he wins?
Jonah Mordhaim I don't remember the exact game but I think it was one of the earliest games and another one.
Yeah ikr Jerome always wins
The speech should have won him it
these were the days when his content was perfect.
still is after another era of TH-cam
43:30 and on is hilarious
best RISK episode yet jerome
pls do more of this randomness
Best episode of risk factions right here
We should re name New Jersey to Jerome Empire
It'd be really cool if Risk Factions returned in 2023! Loved watching the whole series of videos, and would definitely watch if it returned.
Finally risk
And second 💩
I have been watching your channel for about 5 or 6 years
Jacob Assasian same
who cares?
Shan Tuvshonoo they do.
me to lol
Jacob Assasian ok
dude old board game sunday with the original group, its the peak of youtube
I love how he says Anakin when its suppose to be obi wan.. I just started screaming star wars rots's famous lines
Who else started doing that too
I did
That 1v8 was just a mad zombie he's calm now :D
Ps blades speech 10/10
Agreed should've won him the game.
Blade’s critical mistake was not going for the Defense Die and instead going for the Airfield. That screwed him in the end; if he had the Defense Die Jerome’s slog through NA and SA would have *HURT*
One word for these guys: CHILL!
blade: takes asia from dondo
dondo:" you took it from me, im taking it back!"
blade:" i took nothing!"
Seriously. They always sound Surprised when Jerome is the Biggest Threat even though he is The Biggest threat every game and wins almost every time.
I kinda feel like Tewtie (or however you spell it) was right when he said they were just Jerome's pawns. In almost every game, Jerome makes someone look like a huge threat, and while they battle that person, Jerome expands the amount of territory he controls. Then, eventually the rest of them realize how powerful Jerome got, but by that point it's pretty much too late to stop him
@@nicholask7566 A true tactician. He learned from the best strategist back in the Battle Dome days.
Blade’s speech was so inspirational :,)
Should've won him the entire game.
I like Risk and The Game Of Life the most!
I Love Monopoly I Love Seeing Jerome Getting Bankrupt In The First Turn
SOMEONE PLZ MAKE THIS A MOVIE!
Blade should have a job for making speeches,thats was the best speech ever
Jerome May talk about how he’s not super smart, but he’s actually really smart.
I liked when tewty just flipped out and Dondo was just screaming in the background
Flip
51:10 really got me there😂😂
I love what Jerome says in the beginning because this is the first time I've seen this
42:55 is when the real fun starts
JEROME FOR THE CLUTCH WIN THOOOO
I’m convinced they’re just determined to let Jerome win and it’s so frustrating bc he wins every single time
Best episode of risk so far
The zenyatta quotes are too much! I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
You were the chosen one Jerome...
Tewity trusted you...
You guys should try a game of Risk where nobody does anything but stack troops for 5 turns, then everyone goes on the offensive.
Or maybe you guys should try pre-game truces and work with those people from the start to the end of the match.
Tewty : you were the chosen one!!!!!!!
Jerome: calm down Anikan!!!!
Dondo: take what he loves most!!!!
Takes Jersey
Jerome: this means war!!!!!
My favorite episode of risk
Best risk game ever
"I just want peace" bladehell 2017 team admin is evil
BEST GAME EVER
Random person: "Omg Titanic was so sad? :("
Men: 43:06
"put them in norway"
"actually its scandanavaia"
me a true nerd: actually its fennodavia, scandanavia does not include finland
I suggest good ol' fashioned Poker or War.
I don't think I have EVER laughed so hard at a TH-cam video! I'm laughed so hard rn
Blade: I just want peace. Tewtiy: No he doesn't, kill him.
I like how Tewtiy kept calling everyone Anikan, when he was the one that went around attacking everyone.
Welp, Tewty's lost it. Just rename this video to "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!"
I think the most amusing part of this is that Jerome never actually broke the alliance.
Can You do more different risk maps
Jerome, I originally a couple months ago got tired of your channel and took s break, but let me say youtube is a lot more bland without you! I regret being a silent sub and will never again
Nobody fucking cares...
Hur Hur Hur... good one. You really threw that one back at me so expertly. How did you come up with that unique response? 10 out of 10 comeback.
being a sub doesn't mean you are in a relationship with him...
AwesomeSauceGaming I love immature people, like they are awesome
Nah im jk
Blade wins the 16v16
Everyone except Blade: Noooooooo!!
Blade: Yess!
Finally have a computer with internet again, so now I can get caught up on everything I've missed!
Man, Jerome, sparing Tewtie almost proved to be fatal!
You and bajancandian need to do hunger games and pixelmon like you did like 2-4 years ago
When in doubt...
"Ludicolo."
Jerome: Exits
Tewtiy:how could you jerome
i reconize that mass effect speech now that i played the game now lol
That Russia joke has a lot more meaning now
I love risk it's so funny when it is like 2vs20 and 2 wins
Good job guys keep doing this for me to cheer me up and let me know when you upload
At 50:11, the warriors of jersey until and alined together agianst the robots South America!
This game is a cartoonish version of WW2. Knowing this, Green, (humans), is America; Yellow, (Cats), are the Germans; Red, (robots), are either the minority countries or the UK; Gray, (Zombies), is Italy; And Blue, (Yeties), are the Soviets/Russians. I say this purely based on game data and experience playing
me: playing minecraft and building my base.
tewtiy in the backgruond: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE JEROME!
anybody else think it's funny that it was the robots(droids) vs yetis(Jedis)
21:42 JEROME!YOU COULD EASILY KILL YELLOW!21:52 problem,yellow goes before blue
Lets not forget... Alex could've had Australia if it wasn't for the glitch.
Dat Ludicolo meme is epic
Sooo if there’s ever a zombie apocalypse GET TI JEROME FAST!
Best. Risk Game. Ever
OH MY GOD BLADE MADE A MASS EFFECT REFERENCE
Would be cool to see a game were everyone dont just team um against 1, Even tho they have loads of 1s all over board
Blade: *Gets 9 troops*
Everybody:WE MUST KILL HIM,TOO MANYYYYYY
Jerome: *gets 18*
Everybody:Did you hear about the weather?Oh and also lets kill Blade hes too overpowered now.
play more risk like if you agree or dont like its up to you
Better than the prequels...
Consistent plot, fewer plot holes, better and more unforeseen twist... yeah this has the makings of a star wars movie, alright.
What if the factions were fruits. Blue is blueberries. Red is apples. Green is grapes. Yellow is bananas and grey is blackberrys
Why not have Green as Pears?
Idk if it's just me, but I usually think of grapes as purple (but, I know they can be green too)
When blade rolled two sixes I think tewtles make it happen for saying "who ever rolls two sixes wins"
The ending was overkill
I love how blade makes a huge speech and then jerome goes and says
'Dude, your robits got pooped on'
50:10 the prophecy has been fulfilled the 4 patches have aligned
after playing over 12 hours of risk with no break, over the last two days, I strikes me how UTTERLY TERRIBLE some of the decisions made were. But it was fun to watch :)
Star Wars, The Last Robot
54:20 well at least he died bravely, I mean he gladly took on 17 troops with only two
THE MAGIC SHOE!
THE COME BACK
this is how it would play out IRL
Jerome: smash that like button
Like button: uh oh 😨
I sigh as Tewty attacks Jerome again