Hey guys, It's Equinoxx. I lost the password to this channel so I'm saying this now; this was made 4 years ago so nothing is good. Kinda sucks this blew up because I was planning on deleting it lol.
Firexz 3759 what is your problem going around and calling people noobs like if your a noob to u rrally want to sit on your couch or chair for like 5 hours just trying to do the fricken glitch
U try doing all these shortcuts perfect and dont rage quit eithet cause it takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing the shortcuts and another 1 hour just naming them and rating them
So u think telling facts bout how much time he spent on the video apparently im roasting by telling facts and cool u beat the game i did to its not that hard and btw by beating the game it does not mean your a pro at the game
And he probably dont want to redo all over cause this takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing all the shortcuts and then another 1 hour just to try naming all of them and giving them a rank
Ok #1 how does that sound like a roast cause if i made a video and i only have 10 subs i would not make i god like video i would make simple ones OK jeez shut up ok
jesse schmitt u try doing a guide doing stupid shortcuts, trying to make all of them perfect, and naming them without get angry or quit cause this took awhile like 1 hour and 30 min just to do the shortcuts (trying to make them good) and anothet 1 hour naming them and ranking them
Why am I here STOP FOLLOWING ME U STALKER IM JUST STANDING UP FOR THIS GUY CAUSE U DONT JUST STAND HERE AND HAVE PEOPLE YELL I THINK THIS IS CRAP WHWN IS GOOD
Bro you can barely even do some of these. You didn't even mention some and failed most of the strats. And I pretty sure that you made up some of the names.
kiwi Neo the shortcuts dont have names tbh so he made them up obviously and there isnt really any that he failed at all and he did most of the tough shortcuts
Hey guys, It's Equinoxx. I lost the password to this channel so I'm saying this now; this was made 4 years ago so nothing is good. Kinda sucks this blew up because I was planning on deleting it lol.
zoq rekt
taro hey can I have the download for that funky texture?
it's been 4 years. I don't have a clue where it is.
taro okay
Zeta it is fantastic
7:26
Stay on the green strat.
Difficulty: TAS
Quacker ye
how 2 tas
@@OsuSweet press a
@@Revengestyle6 fair enough
@@OsuSweet h
Stair cut beginner ( you nearly fail )
2:05 "unwanted wall clip"
8:58 That is no dock cut, that is a mud cut
So TWD98 is a beginner for you?
Ha
I played mk wii 5 years and i still beginner lol
I played MKWII for 9 years & I was an expert
I played Mario kart Wii since it came out and can’t even do the lake cut
This is a great shortcut guide for MKWii
No it's not
Level 1: Beginner
Level 2: Luck
Level 3: Stupid
Level 4: Intermediate
Level 5: Advanced
Level 6: Experienced
Level 7: Expert
The gap skip on mushroom gorge wasn’t down very well you can cut way more of the gap off
Great video anyway
DDR wall glitch isn’t luck, although it may seem that way
Special Cup: 10/14
Shell cup: 9/11
Banana cup: 9/10
Leaf cup: 8/10
Lightning cup: 10/10
where's the Wario's Gold Mine Ultra Shortcut?
this definitely needs more views
Yaaa
Are you really saying the Luigi circuit sand cut is harder than the toads factory lake jump?
Great vid! New sub!
9:33-10:00 its GBA bowser castle 3 not SNES bowser castle 3
XxOddbodsFanboyxX Ginger336Pogo909 you’re right
2:45 wierd cocunut mall glitch thing
whats that funky kong texture download please
this video is actually hilarious
GBA Bowser Castle 3 was said SNES Bowser Castle 3
What about the shroomless lake cut
It's awesome! BTW It is "GBA Bowser's Castle 3" not the "SNES Bowsers Castle".
I’m intermediate mostly but advanced in some ways
can you send me the link to the custom flame runner?
Mushroom cup: 9/13
Flower Cup: 12/14
Star cup: 8/10
You forgot the Wario's Gold Mine Pipe Bounce
The Gap Jump for me is Intermediate
1:38
HOLD ON. Did he just say that Lake jump is BEGINNER?? Then why the f*ck am I not able to get it right?
David H. just go straight then drift right shroom and wheelie wait one year ago woops
SNES bowser castle 3?
2:05 SOMTHING
In grumble volcano, the stop rock hop is intermediate, not advanced....
1:49 - Kingalex did better.
Yep
Really
yes
I don't even think that's a king alex. king alex strat needs the low jump. otherwise it's just shroomless ramp cut
It’s GBA bowsers castle 3
You gave some things that should've been beginner, intermediate, and same other way around
Ziemlich gut! ;)
Snoop MKWii Als ob, du bist ein Deutscher ?
Snoop MKWii Cool, dass es auch Deutsche TAS-Profis gibt :P
Snoop MKWii Nein ist es nicht einige vergessen wie MT glitch
9:47, snes, not gba?
still very good video ;-)
I’m #2 in the world in ghost valley
Jack Keith what’s your time then
Grumble Volcano Glitch Difficulty: Luck and Experienced
Firexz 3759 what is your problem going around and calling people noobs like if your a noob to u rrally want to sit on your couch or chair for like 5 hours just trying to do the fricken glitch
Savage_ Jack Godsake calm down I do not friken 5 hours trying to do a glitch that not everyone can do
It takes a while to master
yup
Thats what i meant cause holy crap its just annoying mastering where u got to go to hit the checkpoints
Nice!
9:56 GBA BC3
DDR Wallglitch, Difficulty Luck... Wow.
The glitches are called Ultra Shortcuts, not a "Glitch".
5:06 diffeut stupid XD
Does stupid mean easy or hard?
@@OrangeAbomination it means too easy
not snes bowser castle it is gba castle
your right
That course is from the Gameboy
Mikie Lau *gasp* it’s a world changing discovery that everyone cares about!!!!!
Koopa Kape Forgot shel cut
why is the shoomless cut easier at 7:48
slow poke Beceause with the mushroom method, you can easilly fall or bump into thd wall
1:04 i just did that my first try
TreXito YT nice
2:06 was a wallclip
Zay Woods we know... we have eyes
Song 0:45 ?
TWD98 Did almost all the shortcuts, U didn't.
Mind I made this 5 years ago, his was made later than mine. Plus I sucked back then
That was not the king Alex strat
Zachary Gentile yes it was ;)
AleXD no it wasn’t king Alex is when you hit the very und of the ramp and get a low trick
A Random Person Watching Videos I just said because of my name LOL
AleXD ohhh ok
A Random Person Watching Videos lol
It's not snes Bowser castle 3 it's gba Bowser castle 3
Yeah, that course is from the Gameboy
Gcn bowsers Castle 3
Nope, it's GBA Bowser's Castle 3.
"Daisy Circuit stair cut - Beginner" *fails it* lmao
U try doing all these shortcuts perfect and dont rage quit eithet cause it takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing the shortcuts and another 1 hour just naming them and rating them
No u shut up im not going to stand here and have people make fun of them cause its hard doing all of these shortcuts oerfect even tho if your a noob
So u think telling facts bout how much time he spent on the video apparently im roasting by telling facts and cool u beat the game i did to its not that hard and btw by beating the game it does not mean your a pro at the game
So apparently if you beat the game it means your a pro
No if u beat the game it does not say u suck at the game even tho it does not take much to to beat the game
Rainbow Road's Moon Jump VERY VERY EASY
Why: I played this gleach with a broken wii
You think the gap jump is hard...
chevy
5:16 Difficulty Stupid..........
why no MT glitch?
he probably couldnt do it..
Lol
Why r u laughing that he cant do it can u do it and it takes lots of practice doing it and probably 1 hour just trying to do it
Savage_ Jack although it does take a lot practice does that make him lazy well tough he should've spent more time on it
So u think he should spend like 4 hours on just a freakin shortcut video
4:05 fail LUL
Some medium some easy some hard some extreme
stop with the hate lmao, it's only a concept video
Lake jump is not beginner
Silent Puppy yea it is..
The ddr glitch is not hard or luck based
Getting the right spot ya and if theres ton of people by u its luck
Savage_ Jack wrong it's just a tiny bit of skill also its time trials
We know its time trials but he meant how hard it would be if u did it online or in time trials
5:01 I can't do this!
Laxan3000 good
That bike doesn´t even exist in MKWii !!!!
Thoralf Opitz It's the Flame Runner (Bowser Bike) with texture hacks that allow to change the colors
Ya
I'm sorry but I can see many errors with your driving, good video otherwise though...
And can u do all of these perfect probably no cause its hard doing all of them perfect ok
And he probably dont want to redo all over cause this takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing all the shortcuts and then another 1 hour just to try naming all of them and giving them a rank
Ok #1 how does that sound like a roast cause if i made a video and i only have 10 subs i would not make i god like video i would make simple ones OK jeez shut up ok
Thx
I GOT A SUB :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD THX
This isn't a guide
jesse schmitt
jesse schmitt u try doing a guide doing stupid shortcuts, trying to make all of them perfect, and naming them without get angry or quit cause this took awhile like 1 hour and 30 min just to do the shortcuts (trying to make them good) and anothet 1 hour naming them and ranking them
Savage_ Jack just don't call it a guide
Why am I here STOP FOLLOWING ME U STALKER IM JUST STANDING UP FOR THIS GUY CAUSE U DONT JUST STAND HERE AND HAVE PEOPLE YELL I THINK THIS IS CRAP WHWN IS GOOD
STALKER
Who else got a cringy idle heroes ad?
JanixGames thankfully not me
Tas????
no tas
Highly doubt it
What’s tas
Dan Guy tool assisted speedrun which is done by a computer program called Dolphin
Bro you can barely even do some of these. You didn't even mention some and failed most of the strats. And I pretty sure that you made up some of the names.
No duh u try naming all of the shortcuts and lets see how far u get
Ik
kiwi Neo the shortcuts dont have names tbh so he made them up obviously and there isnt really any that he failed at all and he did most of the tough shortcuts
The Mario Circuit/SNES Ghost Valley 2 Wallclip has a name- the Wall Clip.
And I'm sure Wario's Gold Mine's Pipe Bounce has a name- oh wait, it doez!
Non stop rock hop is not expert
Lol this video is so noob it says snes Bowser’s Castle 3
None are luck You're just too bad
Ur doodoo