Top 10 WORST KIRBY CREEPYPASTAS

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  • The Kirby video game franchise, which began in 1992 with Kirby's Dream Land on the Nintendo Game Boy, is one that is known around the world due to its innate charm and ways of invoking childlike wonder. The round, happy little creature Kirby is well known for his cheerful attitude, food-loving nature and peculiar power of being able to copy the abilities of his foes by inhaling them.
    Due to these highly memorable traits and abilities, Kirby has gone on to become one of the most well-known and iconic video game heroes in history, with games still being made about him today, such as Kirby Star Allies which came out just recently. With such a big franchise, it is inevitable it would inspire many authors all around the world to create stories about it with their own unique spin on it.
    So, let's check out some fun Creepypastas about it!
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    (Be nice to these authors. These videos are not meant to offend anyone, they’re all just in good fun)
    10: trollpasta.com/wiki/Project_K
    9: trollpasta.com/wiki/Kirby_%26...
    8: trollpasta.com/wiki/4ever:_Th...
    7: trollpasta.com/wiki/Nightmare...)
    6: trollpasta.com/wiki/Kirby%27s...
    5: trollpasta.com/wiki/Kirby:_Ni...
    4: trollpasta.com/wiki/A_Round_D...
    3: trollpasta.com/wiki/Ghost.png
    2: trollpasta.com/wiki/Kirby_six...
    1: trollpasta.com/wiki/Death_Kirby
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  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    PARTY LIKE YOU'RE ON PLANET POPSTAR!!!! Also, hey, in hindsight; for what Project K was setting out to do, I actually think it did it fairly decently. It was interesting to say the least!
    If any of the authors of these stories come across this video, please don’t take it to heart! These videos are not meant to be hurtful and are all just in good fun. I’d never wanna discourage you from trying again, so keep at it!

    • @jenniferhepler8015
      @jenniferhepler8015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge ok *hits table*
      Table: *OOF*

    • @demi_the_jester2163
      @demi_the_jester2163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge wait! I can't do it without the spiked punch. Where is it?

    • @soxy9840
      @soxy9840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOO O OOOOOOOOIOO O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIOIOIOIOIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIOIOIOIOIOIOIIIOIOIIOIOIOIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!

    • @Ghost-bn8om
      @Ghost-bn8om 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Planet Popstar is bad

    • @cashminnn
      @cashminnn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry if I hit you

  • @Comicall
    @Comicall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The first one seems like an interesting Idea. Kirby originally being a project artificially made by the citizens and scientists of Dream Land is badass.

    • @Timmytimmy123123
      @Timmytimmy123123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I feel the same here. I was like "it's actually not that bad. It's quite good, I like it" during the entire reading of it. It has so much potential as a standalone story.

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like, damn that’s creative and so epic

    • @-WorstGeneration-
      @-WorstGeneration- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That does sound really cool-

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it would work better as an action story

    • @gamerofbraveryytp
      @gamerofbraveryytp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I agree! With some edits, it can be a good plot for a Kirby Movie.

  • @GothicPunkChicky
    @GothicPunkChicky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Gaming creepypasta plot twist:
    An evil entity tells you, that your next.
    The character screams "my next what?"
    Realizing the grammatical error the entity disappears in shame.

    • @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797
      @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      GothicPunkChicky I'd write something like that.

    • @true7285
      @true7285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOL people should say that in horror films.

    • @regulargoat7259
      @regulargoat7259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cothicpunkchicky you'd better write that before someone else does

    • @GothicPunkChicky
      @GothicPunkChicky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      On my way home from work I stopped by my local game store in hopes of finding a copy of my old favourite game Magical Starsign. I sold mine years ago, but recently started feeling increasingly nostalgic about it, so every now and then I'd see if they had it in stock. As I entered Nick, the seemingly only employee of this store, greeted me with a friendly smile, which spread across his face a bit further than usual. In that moment I knew it was my lucky day. "Hey", he greeted me and without even having to ask pulled out a DS cartridge from under the counter.
      "I got that game you were asking for." Nick handed me the game.
      "You don't happen to have the case under there, do you?" I asked, slightly disappointed.
      "Nah, some kid came in earlier and wanted me to take it without. Wouldn't do that normally, but you were looking for it."
      This was slightly unpleasant, but could not dull my excitement. "Pity. How much do you want for it?"
      We agreed on a price and Nick even gave me a protection case to make up for not having the actual one. I wished him a good evening and made my way home with the game in my pocket.
      After making myself something to eat I got comfortable on the couch with my DS and started up the game. The introduction made me anticipate the journey ahead, following six magically gifted students on their interplanetary mission to save their teacher.
      One and a half hours in I decided to save the game and go to bed.
      It was a Saturday, so I stayed in bed and powered on my DS. To my shock my save file was nowhere to be found. Disheartened I took out the cartridge, slightly blew on it and the port and restarted it. The file still was gone. After a few minutes of googling I came to the conclusion, that the internal flash memory had somehow been damaged. This meant, that I would not be able to save my game and as the game over screen boots you to the save select my party could not die in game.
      Instead of letting this bring me down I decided to see it as an opportunity to challenge myself.
      Throughout the next week I never turned off my DS and kept it on the charger at all times, to not risk losing my progress. Multiple times throughout my playthrough my party was almost knocked out entirely, yet somehow I managed to pull through. As I reached the final planet my inventory was stocked with more than enough healing items and my party decently leveled. The gloomy atmosphere of the shadow planet Shadra was weighing down on me. Coming closer to the final boss I started getting nervous. Should I lose now the hours I put into this would have been for nothing. But I was determined to give it my best.
      The battle with its first form, a horned, blue larva, dwindled down my restorative items to a fraction of what I brought. As I had been constantly restocking my inventory throughout the game I barely had the funds to get more at the last store. With a pit in my stomach, which seemed to grow deeper with every step my character took, I neared the initial villain of the plot, Master Kale, who captured my character's teacher. He and his magical gummy monstrosity almost decimated my party, before I was able to land a final attack on Kale. I took a deep breath, shaking with tension and anticipation.
      The magic of my team united to free the final boss from its chrysalis. As the planet rumbled under the imminent destruction the pit in my stomach inexplicably turned into full on fear. Barely did I dare attack the ominous moth that challenged me. Even as I did my attacks never seemed to hit, doing only a fraction of the damage. Meanwhile my enemy drained away my supplies.
      With only one character left standing on my side the moth changed into its second form, a hideous, antlike creature with a swollen, pulsating backside. Unwilling to just give up, despite knowing, that I had already lost, I attacked the creature, again dealing only minimal damage. It was launching a final attack against my character, but to my shock and utter disbelieve instead of my character fainting and the game showing me the game over screen it used its pincers to drag the young magician into its maw.
      The music seemed to get unbearably loud as stark white text appeared over this gruesome scene:
      "I have come to devour this sun," a voice seemed to echo in my head.
      "I came to create a new universe," beckoning me to listen to it.
      "So many magicians I have taken," a dark power washed over me, paralyzing me in dreadful fear.
      "I took their life, their magic, their future,
      their hopes, families and all that thanks to you."
      A short moment of silence in my head, then it bellowed, the words scrolling along the screen:
      "And your next!"
      Beneath the terror that has gripped me a question formed in my head. Shaking from fear I whimpered "My next what?"
      A moment of respite. The feeling of dread lessened, the words were frozen on the screen. Without a warning the DS turned off and just as suddenly the darkness that had overcome me vanished.
      In disbelieve I picked up the system. It was undamaged, but as I turned it on no game was detected. As I took out the cartridge it was warm to the touch.
      Whatever happened seemed to have broken my game.
      Yeah...
      Anybody has an idea for an actual ending?

    • @regulargoat7259
      @regulargoat7259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GothicPunkChicky that's actually not a bad story. Not so much a creepypasta- it's not creepy at all- but a nice evil entity story.
      i have no idea how else you would end the story lol

  • @Rebecca_George
    @Rebecca_George 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Project K is told by the waddle dees and the "creatures that looked just like us but they had one giant eye that could shoot lasers" were waddle doos.

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BEAM ATTACK!

    • @Rebecca_George
      @Rebecca_George 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@skellington8090 oh, I missed. I’ll get him next time- BEAM ATTACK!

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rebecca_George Maybe THIS will hit him…. BEAM ATTACK!

  • @CoreyBeepington
    @CoreyBeepington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I'm actually this "4ever" person. And good video sir, you made me laugh quite a bit.
    Goodness it's been so long since I thought of my old flipnote hatena life and now I'm suddenly reminded of the old (and kinda cringy) times I had there. I remember actually stumbling upon that creepypasta and having a laugh about it. Apparently the same person wrote a whole strange wiki about stuff I never made. If anyone knows who this person is, please tell them I send imaginary potted plants (probably purple ones) for the unusual amount of dedication.
    Also i still make cartoons (not kirby ones anymore sorry) and I hope to keep on improving as much as I hope you and whoever else reading this will
    ~Keep on creating :)

    • @AmethystRebellion
      @AmethystRebellion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      COREY! Cartoons You're a living legend man! XD

    • @Opentil10
      @Opentil10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to watch ur flipnotes

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hi 4ever. Glad you got popular enough to have a creepy pasta, even if it’s kinda bad.

    • @manuelvanturnhout5664
      @manuelvanturnhout5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AmethystRebellion I'm not dyslexic but for such a person it takes 4ever

    • @uknighteddev6508
      @uknighteddev6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@manuelvanturnhout5664 god damn it

  • @KrazyKaramel
    @KrazyKaramel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm the author of Kirby Sixty Fourror. I regret ever writing that fanfic when I was younger, but seeing you read it out loud made me laugh. Thank you.
    EDIT: Also, I have never played Kirby 64 in my life, and I was, in fact, big on sonic.exe at the time.

  • @lindabiscuits9330
    @lindabiscuits9330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Was extremely *sad"*
    *shows Mother 3*
    I cry every time ;~;

  • @enderweegee318
    @enderweegee318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:45
    Forever looked at Kirby and said,
    *"He's dead"*
    And Zero looked at Kirby and said,
    *"Yeah"*

    • @HateBetty02
      @HateBetty02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zero then successfully invaded Popstar

  • @gamerplayer8882
    @gamerplayer8882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I can just imagine some kid with Kyle from South Park and Tom from Tom and Jerry playing shitty creepypasta games and acting scared. It's a beautiful thought.

  • @pocky595
    @pocky595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I, with spanish as my first language, have to say that the way you said "Kirby y el maravilloso horror" was really funny, cute and made my day :D

  • @Indigo_Polarity
    @Indigo_Polarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The first one simply wasn't really a Creepypasta, just a gritty reboot of Kirby.

    • @user-fd5zq7vf6s
      @user-fd5zq7vf6s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      directed by Christopher nolan

    • @alecrutz6979
      @alecrutz6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gone sexual

    • @alphacentauri5090
      @alphacentauri5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gone wrong

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, at least two of these aren’t creepypastas, just straight-up fanfics.

    • @sweetxxsindrome
      @sweetxxsindrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dreigonix So they're regular pasta with grilled cheese?

  • @Galvatron759
    @Galvatron759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dennis: "Why did you list Zalgo twice?"
    Spongebob: "I like Zalgo"

  • @James-ow8br
    @James-ow8br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    M.U.G.E.N being included in the final story caught me off guard so much.

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    What a lovely surprise for Saturday :) Thanks for bringing my day some warmth, good cheer, and laughs, Dennis.

    • @thereareonlytwogenders7525
      @thereareonlytwogenders7525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PhantomStrider hi phantom! How are you?

    • @phantomstrider
      @phantomstrider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Howdy :) Quite okay thanks. Just having a quiet day today

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey there.

    • @BY9SZN
      @BY9SZN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PhantomStrider howdy how you doing?

    • @King.ventus.arts2
      @King.ventus.arts2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PhantomStrider hey i like your vids a lot

  • @MmeCShadow
    @MmeCShadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I actually think the first one is pretty good for the 'genre' it was going for-- I'm sure there's a more succinct title, but it's basically the 'twisted interpretation of a childhood story'. It actually relies on hurling the audience in with no context and building up the backstory for what is an otherwise innocuous setting, an apocalyptic hellscape before the 'twist' comes in that it was here all along! In this case, the cold open and 'fluff' are necessary to the overall impact at the end, and going back through the story actually deepens the joke when you know what the punchline is.
    These stories as a whole aren't really scary, outside the fundamental corruption of an innocent concept, but there's a bit of tension going toward the twist and a cathartic release when you hit the punchline, and I'd say Project K certainly accomplished what it set out to do. Props to that guy.

    • @MidMilk
      @MidMilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As someone who is very knowledgeable about Kirby "Lore", I can confirm the story does not fit in with Kirby lore. For one the first Kirby villain was King Dedede, he was attempting to steal all the food in Dream Land, didn't want to hurt anyone, also they Imply there is nothing like Kirby, that he is a genetic mutation, when in fact, Meta Knight is the same species as Kirby, finally the story says that the Waddle Doos, Poppy Bros Jrs. etc. are Meta Knight's minions when they are just normal inhabits of Dream Land who presumably serve under King Dedede. I don't know why I care or why I feel as if the author not knowing this stuff makes it bad, but whatever, It's late, and I used the word "Inhabits a lot.

    • @michaelsted1500
      @michaelsted1500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “A black hole landed” A black hole doesn’t land, it kills.

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chaos Shadow I think you hit the nail on the head there, and for that specific genre, Project K does a better job than most. What I found most intriguing about it was the implication that the Axe Knights and Waddle Doos were created by Meta Knight, and that could be expanded into the idea of a bio-weapon arms race. Naturally, Project K would be the nuclear option, where its creators eventually realize that by making something that does nothing but consume to save their land they've brought their own mutual destruction.
      With a bit more refinement on the narrative voice to make it more clinical or military (since this genre takes a lot of influence from SCP), it could be a pretty enjoyable read, even if they made the move to completely eliminate the twist and make it its own story.

    • @AuroraDashPteriforever
      @AuroraDashPteriforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's this story I read several years ago called Xorax which does something very similar, you might like that one.

  • @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978
    @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Project K seems the plot for an anime just instead of the actual characters they replaced it with kriby

  • @PurpleBirdProductions
    @PurpleBirdProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hoodo: says Kirby can’t be scary
    Also hoodo: shows a picture of 02

  • @kurimc.mystic5341
    @kurimc.mystic5341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I kind of like the first story for the sole reason that it's a retelling of the revenge of meta knight. Just shortened down.

  • @littykitty040
    @littykitty040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You of all people should know that Kirby is not a game for kids.
    Examples:
    Zero's eye bursting out of it's socket.
    Marx Soul and his Blood curdling scream.
    Magolor Soul.
    Really all of the Soul bosses.

    • @embercoral
      @embercoral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not to mention Planet Robobot and Star Allies involve trying to prevent mass genocide a la Star Fox and Legend of Zelda, respectively.

    • @darksonicyt5430
      @darksonicyt5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zero’s eye also bleeds

    • @matshbocks
      @matshbocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The scream of Drawcia.

    • @nicegoatdoctor8224
      @nicegoatdoctor8224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rated E for Everyone...
      YEP THAT'S TOTALLY NOT A GAME FOR KIDS!!!

    • @old.148
      @old.148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you saying kids can't play it?

  • @kunoturtle7413
    @kunoturtle7413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Wow. I remembered 4ever in Flipnote Hatena when I was 8 years old. Although, her username on Hatena went by "Kirby4ever". She made really great flipnotes and must I say, I praised her like she was my idol. Yet again, I was little during the Hatena years so I was too naive about it.

    • @mkvee4145
      @mkvee4145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember 4ever too! Wasn't the biggest fan but I still watched her stuff.

    • @CoreyBeepington
      @CoreyBeepington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *How could this happen to me intensifies*

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I got a Star Allies ad before the video started.

    • @godzillaking5033
      @godzillaking5033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No he’s every where you can’t escape him

    • @Shi-Long_Wang
      @Shi-Long_Wang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you think you’re gonna get? A Pubg mobile ad

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedwaGONNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @AmyelidaK
      @AmyelidaK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP STALKING EVERYONE

    • @404lifenotfound7
      @404lifenotfound7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @Gibo3173
    @Gibo3173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    honestly, there's no need for kirby creepypastas, because the antagonists of the games are creepypastas themselves! (like zero, star dream, and void termina)

    • @Steve-jz6qs
      @Steve-jz6qs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hyness no voidtermia yes

    • @aruce9
      @aruce9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch out because of spoilers

    • @Steve-jz6qs
      @Steve-jz6qs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      aruce9 yea I should have probably said something else

  • @Aegician
    @Aegician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know what the most scariest thing ever?
    THE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS

  • @Pascll
    @Pascll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "kirby can't really be scary"
    I see, you are not well educated on the kirby lore.
    well, I guess it's not scary or creepy, but it's dark

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now that I think about it, aren't all Kirby villains' motive dark?
      Marx - Take over Popstar
      Dark Matter - Cover Popstar in infinite shadows
      Nightmare - Give everyone insomnia
      0 - Cover the universe in darkness
      02 - Call Ripple Star my own and paint everything in shadows
      Dark Mind - Take control of the mirror world
      Dark Nebula - "Inside Out? That Pixar movie that came out in 2015? Those 5 emotions don't exist to me!"
      Necrodeus - Permanently end Kirby's game and give everything a coating of darkness
      Drawcia - Turn the world into a painting
      Magolor - Take over EVERY SINGLE DIMENSION
      Queen Sectonia - Everything must be green
      Claycia/Dark Crafter - Steal all the colors in the world
      Star Dream/Void Termina - KILL EVERYONE >:3

    • @gameguy95
      @gameguy95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shiver Star is the earth frozen

    • @anomnisexualpossum8485
      @anomnisexualpossum8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gameguy95 wait, seriously?

    • @shrekisgod1830
      @shrekisgod1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anomnisexualpossum8485 yes

  • @ChillDragon
    @ChillDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kirby is such a Drama Queen.
    Also Fun challenge: Take a shot every time you hear the word blood in this video.

    • @twistedreapy8972
      @twistedreapy8972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blue Dragon bruh I'm so drunk

    • @mintymechanic8420
      @mintymechanic8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kirby is a god, so HOW is he able to die?
      also btw why isn't magolor dead after being defeated in the Magolor Soul battle, that traitorous egg.

    • @oi6915
      @oi6915 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mintymechanic8420 magolor is canonically alive

  • @MacAlmighty
    @MacAlmighty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Waitwaitwait, there are Kirby creepypastas? God damn, I never knew, and I didn’t think I wanted to so badly

    • @GribbleGob
      @GribbleGob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's even a Harvest Moon one about a killer cow that expects you to take it seriously.

    • @shinomichan5782
      @shinomichan5782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If it exists, someone's bound to make a creepypasta of it sooner or later. Almost same as r34

    • @Spingerex
      @Spingerex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hew Man,I can't take it seriously due to how funny that sounds

  • @aperson5713
    @aperson5713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:08 - I think they were referring to Waddle Doos, the most common enemy that gives Kirby the Beam ability.

  • @Chilgt
    @Chilgt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    omfg, from "I Beat so Hard" onwards, i couldnt stop laughing

    • @AceTrainerX3
      @AceTrainerX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And They Death" was my breaking point. Good lord...

  • @krillbilly1435
    @krillbilly1435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine getting jumped by Kirbies and one of them says *"I beat so hard"*

  • @Gokussjdensetsuno45
    @Gokussjdensetsuno45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "This is based off of the Kirby series and *Sonic.exe* "
    Welp, that sounds like a goddamn masterpiece from the getgo **chokes on booze**

  • @mgthesomeguy486
    @mgthesomeguy486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover.
    The #1 Creepypasta:
    Hold my beer

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really hope to god Death Kirby was a trollpasta
    ...Who am I kidding?

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Seems like Jump-scare Kirby has somehow escaped from Jordan Underneath's channel over to yours...

    • @eddiedombrowski1960
      @eddiedombrowski1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you know what time it is, Jumpscare Kirby?!

    • @salt5725
      @salt5725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When

  • @munromister777
    @munromister777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think the creatures that are Metaknight's minions are supposed to be Waddle Doos, and the creatures that made Kirby were Waddle Dees. They look similar, so some people think they're similar species.

  • @famoussession7426
    @famoussession7426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I knew you would do this

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also sorry that I requested this so much lol

    • @Roperfield
      @Roperfield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know he had to do it to em

    • @purplesam2609
      @purplesam2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so ominous wtf

  • @uwuingallnight7381
    @uwuingallnight7381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:06 I think they mean a waddle doo since it has the beam attack and looks similar to anything that dreamland would inhabit

  • @colancole5277
    @colancole5277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Wow, nice graphics!
    In all seriousness you did an amazing job at editing this video. I hope you keep doing more great videos like this.

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’m surprised Zero barely appeared in any of these. And oh gods, why did that last one have to desecrate Touhou... >__<
    Speaking of which, Top 10 Worst Touhou Creepypastas, maybe?

    • @boneclaimingquixote320
      @boneclaimingquixote320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I deleted my last comment because I rewatched it and finally understood what you meant.

    • @FujiAppul
      @FujiAppul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It appeared in the crappypasta about the Flipnote artist named ‘4ever.’ All it did was just stand next to Kirby’s corpse and said “Yeah.” Someone get him a Tony, lmao

    • @nero4864
      @nero4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, too cringe for the world.

    • @Puyopuyotsu
      @Puyopuyotsu 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bold to assume there’s 10 of those

  • @garrett691
    @garrett691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you thought these were bad I found something worse....... Crash Bandicoot creepypastas

    • @mintymechanic8420
      @mintymechanic8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legend has of a cartoon that had a dark but powerful curse... it was Crash Bandicoot... And if you don't share this to 5 of your Myspace friends Crash will come to your house and go FULLY ERECT ON YOU. (this is not mine, daddy caddy said it first)

  • @DruidPC
    @DruidPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:42 Hmm... using blood as an attack?
    I'm looking at you, Zero.

  • @smoldream2908
    @smoldream2908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Marx Soul is the best creepypasta character
    EDIT: Also, I’d rather just play Revenge of Meta Knight than read the first story, since it’s the exact same thing except with more plot (somehow)
    EDIT 2: What’s with these stories and just being retelling of Kirby stories

    • @ineedanewprofilepicture7623
      @ineedanewprofilepicture7623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smol Dream i like kirby story because mirror ability
      i like meta knight story because i get to play as meta knight

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @yetanotherpixelartist5619
    @yetanotherpixelartist5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thank you so much for putting my art in ur vid!!!!!!

    • @yetanotherpixelartist5619
      @yetanotherpixelartist5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because on DeviantArt i'm called yetanotherpixelguy (yetanotherpixelartist did'nt fit there).
      But on Tumblr, Insta and on youtube on yetanotherpixelartist.

    • @PhaenyBirb
      @PhaenyBirb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Science.

  • @Jerebees-Digital-Space
    @Jerebees-Digital-Space 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never felt so blessed from the editing. Need more of it.

  • @nastygumbo8426
    @nastygumbo8426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first story was great and like you said it would be very cool if the monster was a original charaecter but the problem is that the monster would get over shadowed because it was well written

  • @RollyPollyPal
    @RollyPollyPal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I’ll Hoodo your Hoodlum any time

  • @Brianna-eo8nu
    @Brianna-eo8nu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You should do a top ten worst Oddworld creepy pastas! That is, if there are any Oddworld creepy pastas out there in general, let alone bad ones...

  • @PesutoMurasa
    @PesutoMurasa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What's going on? I'm so confused!"
    At least you knew what you were saying. Half the time, I couldn't make out what you were saying, it was that fast.

  • @butterierzanderman6138
    @butterierzanderman6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:10 - If my computer gets a virus from it, I may have to take it to the doctor.

  • @2freetz
    @2freetz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    10 worst COD creepypastas.
    Edit: it's scary how many people bought Infinity Ward.

    • @doomed2mix237
      @doomed2mix237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be cool, but what's scary about COD?

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hubert Przybylowski GOT ‘EM

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Gary That would be just it.

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross ROBLOX Game Reviewer Sure

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gross ROBLOX Game Reviewer Oh GOD NO! The comments people make on the online battles are scary enough!

  • @clarbo3849
    @clarbo3849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Something tells me that my boy Dennis has been playin' some of dat Star Allies.

  • @NormanMStewart
    @NormanMStewart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God, that GameBoy story made me shout like a maniac at the computer!

  • @asrieldreemurr9968
    @asrieldreemurr9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There were a total of two scary things in this entire vid imo: the description of Landia ripping itself apart (tho that was probably just personal bc I LOVE Landia), and that last story's writing

  • @NoiteCorv
    @NoiteCorv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Number f- *cuts to god of war ad* -ive"

  • @metalboozyjupiter6474
    @metalboozyjupiter6474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    23:04 I CAN BARELY KEEP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Wait Kirby made you interested in spooky spaghetti?"
    *Nailed it*

  • @amongblox_usa
    @amongblox_usa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There was a Kirby pasta that referenced Super Paper Mario? You know what this means...
    Dimentio confirmed for Star Allies!
    Also, I BEAT SO HARD

  • @BX56_YT
    @BX56_YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    27:11 Actually, Fumu and Bun are from a Kirby anime.
    Edit: I prob got wooooshed but idc

  • @airless7005
    @airless7005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Let me hit you up with that spicy like

  • @SoshiTheYoshi
    @SoshiTheYoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He says “wave of nostalgia” when Kirby’s Return To DreamLand was made only 11 months after the story took place

  • @IhatethenewHandlesystem
    @IhatethenewHandlesystem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I grew up with Kirby. Seeing this video pop up made me the happiest boi in the world.
    Keep up the good work, Hoodlums!

  • @vsoco4921
    @vsoco4921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yeah, great! You can't imagine how important your videos are to my sanity while I'm working.
    Edit: grammar, of course

  • @joceandbri06
    @joceandbri06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually I think the one-eyed guy is actually a waddle doo

  • @Pepperpotater
    @Pepperpotater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:01 Im laughing so hard pls help

  • @mosshivenetwork117
    @mosshivenetwork117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember Flipnote Hatena. It was a very fun place to watch short funny animations.

  • @undead923
    @undead923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:49 Oh hey. It's me in High School

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I asked my brother if he had deleted it; he said yes."
    Ded.

  • @MutedAndReported3032
    @MutedAndReported3032 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in Number 8, Zero’s only purpose is to say “yeah…”

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Wings of a daemon.”
    Since when do spirits have wings?

  • @randominternetuser5872
    @randominternetuser5872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:38 I think he is talking about the final boss on the revenge of the king(or dedede,I forgot) in Kirby super star ultra for NDS(tho I don't remember lighting bolts.)

  • @crow9562
    @crow9562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hey, I have a suggestion for your next video! Maybe try to do some kind of case study or try debunking a Creepypasta that everyone thinks is real? Or just,, ya know, a factual case study pretending like they're real? If you get what I mean?

    • @GribbleGob
      @GribbleGob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is this a cheeky "hey you should debunk more creepypastas like you did ages ago" comment or someone genuinely asking.

    • @crow9562
      @crow9562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hew Man nah genuinely asking! man, did he do those in the past? I haven't checked those out yet, thanks for telling me those exist haha

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Crow Momma Check out Nightmare Theater if you want debunking

  • @Derp_Bunny
    @Derp_Bunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That Thumbnail Though
    Is that a new leak to the new Kirby Game

    • @furiousstudios4438
      @furiousstudios4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kirby Star Crusaders
      (I-it’s a play on “Kirby Star Allies” and..JOJO.)

    • @thirdanimator3347
      @thirdanimator3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@furiousstudios4438 **Stand Proud intro plays**

  • @KnightEix
    @KnightEix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the buried alive thing is actually pretty creepy for me one time i got literal nightmares from just seeing the thumbnail i was so scared but i still decided to watch it i was TERRIFIED

  • @PesutoMurasa
    @PesutoMurasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Project K sounds like an original concept at first
    But then you realize it's someone basically giving you an edgy synopsis of "Revenge of Meta Knight" from Kirby Super Star

  • @limm_ee
    @limm_ee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo! New to your channel and I love watching you rage out at terribly-written stories. Your "blind creepypasta" readings are very enjoyable to listen to. Have you read the Burgrr entries? If not, I would suggest checking them out. Read them a few years ago and I remember actually being invested.

  • @michelletuband
    @michelletuband 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Death Kirby" legitimately scared me.

  • @S.A.M-MK3
    @S.A.M-MK3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:09 every character in this story is waddle dees (i guess?), the creature they're referring to is a waddle doo

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10. For a first draft, Project K was decent - a cross between the darker side of Kirby and The Colour out of Space. My biggest problem with it is that the writer doesn't seem to have done their research as far as how anything about the story might work in a realistic setting, and seems to assume the reader will interpret the story through the Kirby video games - how far is "from one area to another", for example? Outside the context of a video game, what does that mean?
    9. ...Avast works better than Norton, and it's free. Google Translate can't pass the Turing test. As for the story itself... if it was so terrifying, why doesn't the writing sound the least bit scared?
    8. Once again, don't assume that your audience knows what you're talking about. Give us a chain, not just a pile of disconnected rings. I'm assuming that this is a shout-out for either a friend of yours or something you enjoy - so promote the thing you're promoting.
    7. Kirby takes place in a dream world, so... despite the obvious twist, not too bad.
    6. ...A point would be nice...
    5. I like Metaknight. Also, is Sonic.exe really the story you want to emulate? Really? *Really?* ...
    4. Making pink scary takes a lot of context.
    3. ...what did that shitty knockoff of Buried Alive have to do with Kirby?
    2. Again, a point would be nice.
    1. ...what?

    • @HaileyGacha
      @HaileyGacha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1: Death Kirby is the Kirby behind the slaughter

  • @faith10674
    @faith10674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:02 They were more likely refering to waddle doo

  • @noelleholiday61
    @noelleholiday61 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rewatching these older creepypasta videos, I think Hoodoo commonly mixed up reveals and twists. A plot twist is something intended to surprise the consumer and often recontextualize much of the piece of media, but often the clues can only be found retroactively. A reveal is similar, in that it is intended to be a surprise to the consumer, but oftentimes the clues are more obvious and easy to pick up on the first time you experience it.
    The "twists" in Project K and the story from Number 7 (I cant remember the name) are actually, instead, reveals. The reader more than likely knows the "secret" already, the point to those kinds of stories is the buildup. Thats often why the reveal is the end, because once the reveal is popped theres not much more to tell.

  • @Actinide5013
    @Actinide5013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "this Flipnote was incredibly sad." *Mother 3 background image* well played Hoodo, well played...

  • @voitoib774
    @voitoib774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The last one... Ugh... Either that person has a problem or English isn't their first language.

    • @King.ventus.arts2
      @King.ventus.arts2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldnt take that one seriously it was so funny i was dying of laughter and "I BEAT SO HARD" was funny asf

    • @frisbeans9144
      @frisbeans9144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A loli might spray you with computer cooties if you beat, do not beat to the loli.

    • @greasyfries5632
      @greasyfries5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@King.ventus.arts2 Yeah that was the best part🤣🤣

  • @SweetsAndFire3
    @SweetsAndFire3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In case you decide to review another spanish creepypasta or anything, I can help you with the translation if you want ;)

  • @chocolattemocha8512
    @chocolattemocha8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are Kirby creepypastas? I.... I need to go lie down. I can't process this.

  • @comicmysterious3313
    @comicmysterious3313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Kirby... I grew up playing squeak squad and nightmare in dreamland and watched the show as a kid

  • @willorsomething4019
    @willorsomething4019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Hoodo, just to say I love all of your vids and your work is appreciated

  • @marioguy1225
    @marioguy1225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THATS THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY *has shitty horror stories*

    • @paradoxclover8799
      @paradoxclover8799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HES THE STAR OF THE SHOW HES MORE THAN YOU THINK HES GOT MAXIMUM PINK, KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY'S THE ONE HE COMES-A- RIGHT BACK AT YA, HE COMES-A- RIGHT BACK AT YA, GIVE IT ALL THAT YOU GOT TAKE YOUR VERY BEST SHOT HELL SEND IT RIGHT BACK AT YA FOR SURE YEAH! HOW CAN I HELP YOU KING DEDEDE? I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLAW DAT THERE KIRBY THAT'S WHAT WE DO BEST AT NME YOU BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! *music* OOOOOOOOOOHH KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY, SAVIN THE DAY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY HES HERE TO STAY DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS SIZE YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, KIRBY, KIRBEH KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY'S THE OOOOOOOOOOONE RIGHT BACK AT YA, YEAH
      There I finished it

    • @marioguy1225
      @marioguy1225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YoungsterJoey64 not correct the song is based on these shitty creepy pastas for example HES THE STAR OF *shitty horror stories*

    • @paradoxclover8799
      @paradoxclover8799 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah but you get what I was going for

    • @marioguy1225
      @marioguy1225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YoungsterJoey64 you just ruined the joke by this point

    • @paradoxclover8799
      @paradoxclover8799 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

  • @BlueBeepOFFICIAL
    @BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last Kirby story was a cluster *OOF* of words and other "creepy bloody stuff" and other creepy pasta characters XD

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I want a shirt with spaghetti topped with olive spiders that says "Too Creepy That Words."
    With Slenderman doing a Fortnite dance on the back. XD

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looking back, I'm pretty sure the author of the first story was referring to a Waddle Doo for the second creature. I think they were implying Waddle Dees are the natives of Dreamland, which is only really true if you're assuming King Dedede created Kirby and the lab was in his castle.

  • @punkagumon4165
    @punkagumon4165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    kirby is not friendly. he is a soulless, heartless, voring machine

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punk Agumon That's it, I'm Kinkshaming Kirby!

    • @qrtrx4
      @qrtrx4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTdba *_dON'T_*

  • @CaptainFlavio
    @CaptainFlavio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That world of drawcia music in the background is a very nice touch, nice to see people remember that game and how creepy its music was.

  • @KatKevaKelise
    @KatKevaKelise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t worry so much about your ‘voice cracking’ - your voice is GREAT (my husband and I love your channel hugely) and it’s impossible to notice until you point it out! We reckon you’re awesome Dennis, keep it up :)

  • @lancescreepyreading
    @lancescreepyreading 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Oh hey I'm actually early for once! Hi Hoodo! ☺

    • @SunnieHedgehog
      @SunnieHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lance`s Creepy Reading
      Lol technically you can't be early, you can only be on time or late. But you are on time, so good on you for that!

  • @megmorgan21421
    @megmorgan21421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:09 I think they are referring to waddle dee.

  • @kirbyandblossomfan100
    @kirbyandblossomfan100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fumu and bun are actually characters from the Kirby anime show, although in the English dub they were renamed "tiff and tuff"

  • @TheRealDismantler
    @TheRealDismantler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *HAND ME ANOTHER BAG OF THEM CHIPS*

  • @davetheanimerock5948
    @davetheanimerock5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As dedede was walking down the dark halls, he noticed something strange. The paintings all were just colors from green, blue and red. He then heard other footsteps, looked back and say kirby. Only he was completely white with blue soulless eyes. Dedede then tried to run away but the figure was able to grab him from far away. "Do you believe in hope? Do you believe in luck? Do you believe in GOD? you're pathetic." The figure then throws dedede to a pillar and a max-tomato lands on him, giving him full health. "He he he" dedede chucked "you don't know who you're dealing with. Cause as you can see..." his abs then rip through his robe "*I AM A SUPA STA WARRIAH!" He then whipped out his dedede, using it as an hammer. The white kirby tried to run away but his dedede was so massive he got knocked down. Then, before you know it, dedede swung his dedede on the figure so hard it went flying into space.
    *THE END*

    • @_sarq
      @_sarq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      beautiful, I hope you have a successful career in literature

  • @user-kn5jt4mz5d
    @user-kn5jt4mz5d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya know, considering the Kirby series has bloody eye demons, machine murdering innocent people, multiple forms of possession, Dark Mind, and a cult worshipping said bloody eye demons and summoning a final boss straight out of Majora's Mask, creepy stuff in Kirby is pretty par for the course.
    Plus I mean, in episode 45 of the anime, Dedede pretends he was shackled up, possessed, and murdered with fake blood and everything so I mean yeah

  • @templar7377
    @templar7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the 4ever story, Kirby doesn't take fall damage.

  • @derpyy6921
    @derpyy6921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rip nameless skeleton guy... You wont be missed...