@@shane2329 So basically Makima is a bitch who knows that Denji's potential is quite small, but he is a potent user of the demon powers, so he will be a very nice pawn.. no, a rook at this point, even, easy to control, capable of astronishing results.
Now, Imagine how strong he would be with all those doge. Like, just imagine a guy with an army of dogs with chainsaws run towards you and the leader is chainsaw man
Darkness Devil: *I finally have you at my grasp Chainsaw, now you will feel thousands years worth of pai-* Denji: Have at ye' Darkness: *OH SHIT THIS ISN'T FAIR*
@@edgieststalker8141like imagine if all the pochitae (my plural for pochita) all went into true form at the same time and went ballistic on the darkness devil
either all 50 pochitas are able to defend denji from the zombies or they all simultaneously fuse with denji and make him able to turn into a giant ball of 50 chainsaws
I don't care how woozy I'd get, I'd make sure every last one of them gets a bit of my blood so they can all live here. Sure, too much blood loss would eventually kill me and that I won't have time to save them all by resting when I'm low on life energy here, but damnit I'll still keep at it until all 50 are back up and barking cutely at me!
pochitas: whe are weak if you can give us some blood Denji: BUT you are so many im gonna die Denji:but ok just A bit OK? Doctor:seem like this kid die for massive lost of blood mhhhh Pochitas: A bueno adios master *dissapears*
In this universe he’s only in debt because he’s trying to feed all 50 pochitas
Denji's dad didn't kill himself, the Pochitas ate him alive
The Yakuza guy only betrayed him because the Pochitas kept shitting on his lawn
Hey never met the other girls because they all just took one pochita
The Zombie Devil and the Yakuza both died because the Denji forgot to feed the Pochitas breakfast
LOL🤣
Imagine having 150 chainsaws on your body, 50 hearts in your chest, and 250 chainsaws in your True Devil form
Shhhhh no spoilers.
He will turn into an accurate angel wheel with many eyes but replace the eyes with chainsaws.
@@shamikazie2036So... A chainsaw hundred-hander....
Sounds awesome but also extremely painful... just saying maybe dope up on a load of painkillers beforehand
What about the retractable leg chainsaws?
This sure compensates for the lack of Pochita we get through the whole series. Like, first episode and that's pretty much it.
They totally should make a series of OVAs about Small Denji and Pochita dark adventures killing demons
@@BerryNice1996 Or a whole slice-of-life episode of the Hayakawa family in their house.
Bruh what about the flashbacks
@@ShiroKage-h8v Not enough Pochita. Need more Pochita in our lives.
@@GodReigen the pochita... the pochita is real!
This makes it look like the Pochitas are pack animals and Denji saved their leader so they all follow him now
Yes! Alpha Pochita!
Like Pokemon
I feel bad for Denji. I don’t know how he can feed all those 50 pochitas
Denji feeding all pochitas with only one bread because he broke
@@MrJamRolled thats violation my g
This might be a reason why he is broke
They all share one stomach
@@MrJamRolled nope, he just got jesus mutiplication technique, it only works in breads tought.
The pochita army really needs to be a thing....
Trust me, 1 is enough
the scene where pochita was hurt it looked more like a tribu than an army
Fr
Agreed
Imagine if they all turned into chainsaw devil oh boy
Is a pack of chainsaws known as a "lumbermill"
you called?
@@lumberyard4432 lmfao
what if when he "died" the 50 pochitas merged with him... chainsaw god
@Sharkjira 56 kong saw men
How many fucking chainsaws will he have on his body
@@user-to9tk9fe4c 150 atleast since 1 pochita is equal to 3 chainsaws in devil form (unless you are a rule 34 artist and have 1 on his pen*s)
2% of the chainsaw devil in each pochita
@@shane2329 spoilers
250 if you count true chainsaw devil form
1:19
Dengi: caresses Pochita
Other 49 Pochitas:✌️🗿
Probably they had a symbiotic relation; every single one feels the same even if It's not the one who's feeling the cares and hug
@@aislinn4910 one pochita: *dies*
the other 49 pochitas: am i a joke t- *disappears*
@@shane2329 it goes to the next in line
@@justaserperiorfan.9242 "ms makima i only have 19 pochitas left"
@@shane2329 “Shut up and keep gangbanging m-“
Bad Ending: They're all bleeding and bite Denji for blood
And denji died from blood loss
And then they merge with him and save his life (Secret Ending)
@@baumber1919Denji becomes the chainsaw fiend ending
Merging with the main Pochita just let's you control the army!
Chainsaw doggo go brr
LOL🤣
Aki is gonna suffer a migraine if thats the case.
@@BlizzardTycoonI thought he already have migraines...
I thought that they will turn Denji into a chainsaw mecha or something.
Makima’s wet dream
Please dont spoil it for em
@@Kim_Witt we dont get spoiled if we dont understand
@@shane2329 So basically Makima is a bitch who knows that Denji's potential is quite small, but he is a potent user of the demon powers, so he will be a very nice pawn.. no, a rook at this point, even, easy to control, capable of astronishing results.
Also, chainsaws are cool
Oh
Denji pulls 50 rip cords and turns into 50 chainsaw men
More like turns into a being with 150 chainsaws
@@user-to9tk9fe4c he turns himself into a beyblade devil.
@@ahbonahbah3852 *puts on the beyblade intro*
i bet he will look like gun devil in that form
Let it rip mfs
It's such a simple concept, but the second I saw all of them marching with him on the road I burst out laughing.
"i can't live anymore. I'm hungry, i need money!"
"Woof!"
"Ok. Now i'm motivated."
Devil may cry reference
*denji about to kill himself*
LOL🤣
I AM THE STROM THAT IS Approaching
@@amhumanperson3592 PROVOKING
he saved the leader,now they're in his debt
Forget about chainsaw man, now we have CHAINSAWS MAN
I mean he already has 3
you mean Chainsaw Men
@@bellheader 50 Pochitas mean 150 chainsaws sticking out of Denji's body
@@user-to9tk9fe4ca chainsaw sea urchin?...
dude how is denji still alive after giving almost all of his blood to 50 pochitas
only 1 was bleeding in the video
Dude you watch the clip and still being a dumbass?
If you ask me, he would just speedrun the whole show with the 50 pochitas
1:35 heavy moment
bro's stomach is stronger then bedrock
2:46 when the class lines up for lunch
Lol 😂
Yeah it always happens tho
the poochitas faces: :3
Now, Imagine how strong he would be with all those doge. Like, just imagine a guy with an army of dogs with chainsaws run towards you and the leader is chainsaw man
Darkness Devil: *I finally have you at my grasp Chainsaw, now you will feel thousands years worth of pai-*
Denji: Have at ye'
Darkness: *OH SHIT THIS ISN'T FAIR*
@@edgieststalker8141like imagine if all the pochitae (my plural for pochita) all went into true form at the same time and went ballistic on the darkness devil
@@ekris5072 Imagine having 50 true form pochitas 💀
But what if all the pochitas fused with denji when he died..
The fact he can withstand the weight of 50 Pochitas is surprising and amount of blood needed for 50 contracts is a lot
I think they are like a pack and denji just saved the leader
Denji after giving 50 pochitas all his blood :stonks.
I want an army of chubby orange jelly beans with chainsaws stuck on their heads but I'd die of blood loss. Yeah, it's worth it
I'll take your entire stock
either all 50 pochitas are able to defend denji from the zombies
or they all simultaneously fuse with denji and make him able to turn into a giant ball of 50 chainsaws
Bro turned into a chainsaw beyblade or a chainsea urchin💀
can we just imagine an alternative that 50 pochitas were hurted instead of 1?
that 1 pochita would be the leader
Denji finna lose alot of blood
i don't know how much firepower you would need to do that
I don't care how woozy I'd get, I'd make sure every last one of them gets a bit of my blood so they can all live here.
Sure, too much blood loss would eventually kill me and that I won't have time to save them all by resting when I'm low on life energy here, but damnit I'll still keep at it until all 50 are back up and barking cutely at me!
@@jonathangp65 f u r r y.
2:20 awwww just one?? I was looking forward to seeing denji single-handedly heal 50 pochitas
Died of blood loss 💀
@@RealKingFloppa damn we be having 1 chapter long manga for once
some people will probably kidnap at least 1 pochita but the dog will call other and denji that merged with the main one to beat that person
1:10
*when all Pochitas are gone, i really felt that😭*
1:55 the little angry pochitas 😭😭😭
Only one pochita sacrificed themselves so denji still has 49.
2:12 those other pochitas: H E L P I T
Makima: I have alot of dogs
Denji: I have alot of potchitas
In this universe Denji is less a chainsaw man and more of a chainsaw sea urchin
When the dog get his heart ripped 50 times 💀💀
I feel like he’ll be anemic if all 50 Pochitas were hurt in the beginning 🥹🥴🤣
Nah he'll be dead 💀
Buying too much Pochita plush will make you in debt.
1:58 a horde of wild pokemons appears
2:30 bro let 50 pochitas bite him
I dunno why does this exist, but it was enough for me to see the title and picture the whole thing to burst out laughing. And it did not disappoint.
1:35 Heavy
Gimme all the Pochitas. That is heaven.
for a second, I was worried Denji will have to be bitten by 50 pochitas. holy lord
When you stole capybaras from the nearest zoo and go home
2:12
Pochitas : Please! Help our Aniki!!
pochitas: whe are weak if you can give us some blood
Denji: BUT you are so many im gonna die
Denji:but ok just A bit OK?
Doctor:seem like this kid die for massive lost of blood mhhhh
Pochitas: A bueno adios master *dissapears*
COMPLETE THE MISSION FIND THE REAL POCHITA
No way💀
no wonder hes in debt he cant feed enough chainsaws
They need a lot of bread, and Denji has only one piece. 🙇♀️
Imagine just seeing a Japanese broke man with 50 dogs who have chainsaws on there faces
The devils run once they hear the motor like thrum of 50 chainsaw dogs.
I'm fucking crying
makima will consider this as a heaven
1:58 a pokemon mass outbreak
The army of cuteness.
He gives all 50 of those pochitos the love they deserve
If all the pochitas are injured denji will become dried bones
Love how the pochitas disappear at the end 1:08
I’d gladly adopt a little chainsaw dog
The devil's would be gone if those 50 pochitas revert to their original form
Denji barely had food for him and for Pochita, imagine for 50 Pochitas 😔
Imagine Makima just steals all the Pochitas instead of pursuing Denji
she'd probably only steal 1. denji would still try to get it back though.
0:08 The LAST thing any devil sees
Makima: just One of Them please
Denji: nope
"One for my balls. How much was this again?" Got me rolling
bro the chainsaw form is gonna insane
imagine what hell must've been like with that many pochitas
the army of pochitas is enough to rampage like 50 zombie devils
50 pochita's heart stuck inside him
I really wanted to see 50 Pochitas biting Denji’s arm en masse. Like, that’s so much blood lost
1:09 all of them sitting 😭❤️
Only if he could feed all 50 pochitas
if there were 50 pochitas... there would be no devils left in Hell except for the primal devils.
Bro has an army
Imagine if he had all 50 hearts in one and put it in himself. He will be unbelievably strong!
I expected to hear all the 50 pochitas do the cute bark thing all at once 🥲😅
0:41 the squad
Insane you deserve more views
I honestly expected all the pochitas to bite his arm and he just fucking dies of blood loss and possibly shock
Pokemon trainers if they were real:
Bro imagine denji share all of 50 pochita to everyone everyone is gonna be chainsaw man or chainsaw woman chainsaw kid or something like that
That's amazing bro AYOOO!!!
Fusing with 50 pochitas. He is no longer Chainsaw Man. He is Chainsaw GOD
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʀᴍʏ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴄʜɪᴛᴀ!
He combines them all to the true form of the chainsaw devil
When 50 pochita merges into Dennis:IM A CHAINSAW CATALYST!!!!
I LAUGHED WHEN LIKE 6 POCHITAS JUMPS ON DENJI WHEN HE WAS WAKING UP FROM HIS EMPTY STOMACH
Hold up if one pochita gave him three chainsaws then 50 will give him 150 chainsaws oh no
If he doesn't want them, I'll gladly take them.
those 50 heart gonna pump denjis blood faster than bugatti's w16 peak fuel intake, my man's chainsaw gonna move so fast like its powered by v50 engine
You earned a sub!
1:22 at this moment, you could put like all pochitas barking at the same time, BARKING INTENSIFIES
Denji has a army of pochitas
Having 50 Pochita's is pretty OP ngl, an army of 50 Chainsaw Headed Doggo's
If he had 50, then his life would have played out differently.
Denji can take over the world with 50 pochitas
i wonder how aki would feel in this timeline when makima makes denji his roommate, and he finds out that denji has 49 pet chainsaw devils.
but the question is, does Power also have 50 Meowys?
Dude got his own chainsaw army