[Space Station 13] Joey Petunia ONLY Heals Physical Wounds

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  • @jone6135
    @jone6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Next level shitsec right there with the flashes and perma
    also that borg should definitely be jobbanned

  • @cacopoggers677
    @cacopoggers677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Joey Petunia gets abused by shitcurity and the validhunting AI: The Movie

  • @francolando9104
    @francolando9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    When borgs validhunt more than sec

    • @LerzBerz333
      @LerzBerz333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's because they are played by powergamers, lol, they are worse than sec in terms of that.

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Lars Koch
      Ugh, I'll say. I swear you can feel them SEETHING to break their laws and praying to be emagged every round.

    • @wayway7017
      @wayway7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LerzBerz333 powergamers aren't aways validhunters

    • @LerzBerz333
      @LerzBerz333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      doguinho_z dog you’re right, 90% of powergamers are validhunters

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Lars Koch
      And the other 10% are just paranoid.

  • @gabe8190
    @gabe8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Poor Borg players and their lack of maternal love, they really have it rough

  • @arcalyte4905
    @arcalyte4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This why you always call out "EYE DAMAGE HUMAN HARM AAAA" as a bluff after like 5 flashes when dealing with a borg, damn validhuntin robots.........

  • @Taras195
    @Taras195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ahh those validhunting borgos. What should *MEDICAL* borg do?:
    1) Heal crewmembers suffering from bathsalts.
    2) Obey laws.
    3) Hunt for person marked for arrest, thus, committing human harm.
    4) Saw surgical table in half.

    • @kiro1469
      @kiro1469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      obviously 4

  • @prowhiteboy64
    @prowhiteboy64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The borgs deserve to be job banned, including the AI, as they let sec harm you in brig and dragging you back to them.
    Shit luck man.

  • @cenni1887
    @cenni1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Kinda sad how sec and borg validhunted so bad

    • @cenni1887
      @cenni1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zach Choffin wise words

    • @merasmus9992
      @merasmus9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Borg ignored a law 2 from a human prisoner who was harmed by security

    • @InternetTAB
      @InternetTAB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fucking bomb happening at sec and they're chasing him around lol

    • @sadboysuss
      @sadboysuss ปีที่แล้ว

      Sec are allowed to validhunt, it's their job

  • @sampy901
    @sampy901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    So this is the reason people hate borgs

    • @tyler3258
      @tyler3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hate borgs and playing borgs equally, aka so fucking much its insane.

  • @CuddleAndTea
    @CuddleAndTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    - 2 of my captains died because of your drugs! And currently I'm hallucinating that I'm on fire
    *Starts to burn for 2 seconds*
    -what the ... You're actually burning
    That made me to laugh so hard

  • @sangry_d
    @sangry_d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Engi borg should be jobbaned, but its tg, so probably not
    Hate flashes too btw

    • @sangry_d
      @sangry_d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@RandomEngineerMan Thank you Jesus, very cool!
      Jokes aside, you're totally right.

    • @pugie7247
      @pugie7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I will now ban them both

    • @sangry_d
      @sangry_d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pugie7247 admeme?

    • @Chaooo
      @Chaooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RandomEngineerMan They're also playing on Manuel, which has stricter server rules than Bagil and Sybil. It wouldn't take much a ticket to the admins to get them both jobbanned considering they were not playing their roles correctly.

    • @Chaooo
      @Chaooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RandomEngineerMan Yup, that was the whole point of its creation. You can probably get unbanned if you submit a ticket on the forums or something.

  • @aspacegamer92
    @aspacegamer92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    And sec keeps screaming to break your legs cause thats how you handle prisoners

    • @aspacegamer92
      @aspacegamer92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Am i the only one who thinks sec need a major rework as its just way to toxic and i am not only saying that cause i once got executed inside the amory by the same person that dragged me cuffed into the amory and then killed me(cause i was armed and dangerous bullshit i didn‘t even take a gun he tried to bait me into doing so trough) when i did not take the bait he still came inside shouting i should drop the guns(no guns present) and shot me to death of course all of sec helped him in killing me and then decapitated me that is for sure how sec is supposed to work

    • @Frying1Pans
      @Frying1Pans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aspacegamer92 i remember one time i was the clown and i slipped the captain as soon as he got off the shuttle and he tried executing me. he once said i stole his gun and the hos scanned it and saw i had no prints so the captain did the only respectable thing and gunned down both me and the hos

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aspacegamer92 One suggestion could be giving the ability to report a code violation to CC trough the PDA or simply talking to the AI, if an admin is willing to stay by the game then they can jump in as a CC official and investigate the matter in character:
      They talk first to the HoS, hear some from the Warden and other officers, look for other witnesses, if nothing comes trough the issue is brought to the Captain who will have to take responsibility for Sec's behavior and failure in taking disciplinary action. If at any point the official dies CC can call ERT to arrest all the heads for questioning and evacuating the rest of the station, if the station defends the heads and ERT is forced to retreat/also dies then Death Squad is called.

  • @futsk01
    @futsk01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The soundtrack alone makes this an instant upvote for me.

    • @wayway7017
      @wayway7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes, reddit

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fits with the daze of being blinded, blinded again, given a concussion and later hallucinate while half-conscious

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like the idea of a mad scientist in a white Trenchcoat with a beaker strapped to his waist as he shoots bath salts at dudes

  • @ManuelJRG_
    @ManuelJRG_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Well, it seems i finally made it into a video. Yay.
    Also, damn, when i was in the round, i had no clue the borgs were validhunting so damn much. Goddamn.

  • @The_Mister_E
    @The_Mister_E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Damn. People bitched and moaned all the goddamn day when I assisted sec to the point where I had the hammer over my head.
    And the AI gets to weld bad guys into lockers! I've never welded anybody into lockers!
    Dongley don't get to do nothin', maaaaaan...

    • @GrinchAxel
      @GrinchAxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Reminds me of the time an assistant broke into robotics, stole a posibrain during a materials shortage and deepfried it while I, the actual roboticist, was busy dealing with an emagged borg.
      I ended up in sec, and the assistant got away with it.

    • @floive7648
      @floive7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      theirs a reason why people don't assist sec

    • @MJRSoap
      @MJRSoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welding people into lockers 1. Prevents them from harming others. 2. Prevents others from harming them.

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You dont simply help sec and not get backlash by people that doesnt like sec

  • @MrAWESOMUS
    @MrAWESOMUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I try to deconstruct someone's giant laser that they build in the middle of the station that's killing people while I'm acting captain, and the admin sends me a full-length essay in PM form about how they want to ban me, but won't, because it's "too much trouble." Meanwhile, these chucklefucks break all the rules of how to play sec, accompanied by validhunting borgs whobreak all the AI laws, and I'm willing to bet none of them saw consequences. That seccie probably got promoted to HoS the next round.
    Just /tg/ things.

  • @fishewife
    @fishewife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    that escape was poggers

  • @EliAs-yf7vi
    @EliAs-yf7vi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Get some Sunglasses. Thats like the must have for antags.

    • @pugie7247
      @pugie7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Failrp

    • @MrRavellon
      @MrRavellon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pugie7247 "I found them in maint!"

    • @radiated117
      @radiated117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pugie7247 not for antags

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pugie7247 take the bartenders shades and say you wanted to do chem stuff for antag reasons

    • @pugie7247
      @pugie7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only play secret extended

  • @Aze-Aze
    @Aze-Aze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    And this is why I hate borgs. A few AIs can be chill but the majority of borgs are horrible players.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you be a good borg player?

    • @knifepony
      @knifepony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@GlareanLiebertine
      Don't validhunt, follow your laws, don't go around trying to kill people, actually fix up the station as an engie or jannie borg.

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, most of them are powergaming shitters whose dream is to be emagged. Glad secborgs were removed, so now they can be banned like they deserve.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@knifepony So essentially the usual. Okay! Also know your shit with drinks as a service borg?

    • @knifepony
      @knifepony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GlareanLiebertine
      I prefer engieborg to fix up hull breaches.

  • @mr.froggu3292
    @mr.froggu3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's the cross over episode between Joey Petunia and the Dufffy's

    • @CastellanMaben
      @CastellanMaben 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this does explain ether Duffy's reaction, or why they left him on the station to be nuked.

  • @UndyingZombie
    @UndyingZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed the chance and saying congrats on the promotion, I am glad your plan worked for you. When the sec guy told you about the death of his captain XD

  • @autonomousanonymous6310
    @autonomousanonymous6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    unga bunga me spam flash

  • @herald9204
    @herald9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Imagine being a medical officer. Cargonia lives eternal

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imagine being a medical officer
      this post was made by miner's salve gang

  • @npswm1314
    @npswm1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And this is why CMOs should ALWAYS bolt chemistry.

    • @gazzmaz8830
      @gazzmaz8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You misspelled bolt open

    • @Stanehable
      @Stanehable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ahh yes power gaming. Found a sec player

    • @gazzmaz8830
      @gazzmaz8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Stanehable sorry to disappoint but no just a graytider/daddy medbay

    • @Calzilla-yd8qg
      @Calzilla-yd8qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gazzmaz8830 I think he was talking about @NPSWM

    • @gazzmaz8830
      @gazzmaz8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Calzilla-yd8qg thank god I dont look like a sec gaurd do I?

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That was unbelievable!
    Why were you talking with hashtags? Also, if I was Sec I would have thanked the borgs for causing you torment, and then destroyed them for breaking their laws.

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      # is the quick chat code for whispering. Whispering has less hearing range, and you can only talk in critical health if you're whispering.

  • @future3805
    @future3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    did borg get bwoinked for human harm?

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:03 When you spill your drink on your keyboard

  • @babaspector
    @babaspector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the jack sparrow reference killed me

  • @SombreroLAW
    @SombreroLAW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man those borgs were not good

  • @andrewzakrzewski41
    @andrewzakrzewski41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I've always wanted to learn how to play this game. Unfortunately, when I see how the players act, both in the comments and in-game, it disheartens me. IDK why I would waste my time

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      honestly i agree with you a lot, i have never been fond of the way people act on most serves in this game. i've been trying to find stations where people act a bit less insane and wacky but the search never ends. i'd still suggest trying it out a bit, maybe on the higher rp servers, but uhhh you do you.

    • @arkan5000
      @arkan5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MelbertSS13 i think its on one hand its the fact its free and in the other that anyone can just come and grief. Thats why some servers discuss white listing...
      If the game wasn't free we'd see less shittery, valid hunting is really cringe. Thats why i avoid TG in general

    • @andrewzakrzewski41
      @andrewzakrzewski41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MelbertSS13 I likely will give the game a try, probably once it is released on steam. I figure that a new player pool/ platform may make a more positive scene.

    • @WufeiLord
      @WufeiLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It won't ever be released on Steam, chances are. It's gonna be on BYOND for a good long time.
      Don't let these videos dishearten you, there's quite a bit of good adminship on /tg/ most of the time, and the game is a blast to get into. If this server isn't your speed, there's always a dozen other servers with their own code and rules (Yog, Paradise, Colonial Marines, Fallout, etc), and you can settle into those just fine.
      The code is similar enough between bases that experience in one tends to give experience in another, too.

    • @carlodagunz
      @carlodagunz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MelbertSS13 There are stations like that, the trouble is that they aren't as populated.

  • @sunseed7325
    @sunseed7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was going to click sub but then I realized that I already did, nice

  • @Kyle-rq1sr
    @Kyle-rq1sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Valid hunting like this reminds me of why I stopped playing TG

  • @bobergamer1963
    @bobergamer1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know that shit gets real when you hear this track.

  • @henryhirschler6766
    @henryhirschler6766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do you only have 800 subscribers? These videos are great!

  • @bartekgaw1
    @bartekgaw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    it would be smooth for them if they didn't act as shitcurity and crew would not be worrying about you

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at least they removed security borgs now

  • @YellowDuckk
    @YellowDuckk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Luv ur vids

  • @TheDoomlord7
    @TheDoomlord7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those robots don’t seem to understand you are to protect all crew.

    • @5bars3g36
      @5bars3g36 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's /tg/ so they're probably preloaded with Asimov, not Crewsimov, and imagine actually obeying server rules when you could be a power gaming asshat

  • @big924
    @big924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Micheal is now playing phasmophobia

  • @stateofflorida5082
    @stateofflorida5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been asked why I always declare war as nuke ops. There's something about using CQC to snap the legs of shitty crew like little twigs with full ban immunity that I can't resist.

  • @LostinSpace-Bo
    @LostinSpace-Bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ss13 and HLM ost, is this my b day??

  • @Gebunator
    @Gebunator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy, I might play in TG and have biasis, but that is some extra shitsec with super shitty borgs even for TG standards

  • @ЛеонидЗурнаджи
    @ЛеонидЗурнаджи 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Withdraw is badass

  • @thedorkkeli7725
    @thedorkkeli7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great videos man, keep making em.
    or i will come sleepy carp your fartbox

  • @alpha-1redrighthand829
    @alpha-1redrighthand829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really hate Borgs. That do this kind of shit like hell whenever I’m a antag I see those fuckers running off into maintenance early start of the game. Every single time. And I would get fucked on not even ten minutes past the start of the round so it comes down to me either hoping I become a syndie nuke operator or an wizard. But anyway I’ll probably get more robust when time goes on.

  • @gebbeldis
    @gebbeldis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Самая интересная рп игра / the best roleplay game

  • @Zlotu090
    @Zlotu090 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Idk why this 4chan server named TG station is so funny still... Like whole crew (borgs included) can just go and kill you because "tator meybe hijac"

  • @Corvaillian
    @Corvaillian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    >Hurf durf validhunting
    Did /none/ of you pay attention to what the captain said at 6:36?
    They believed Joey Petunia to be responsible for the deaths of /4 people/. There is no version of space law where that isn't worthy of perma. I don't know what the AI was doing welding Joey in a locker, but helping apprehend him is completely according to laws. Sort of the same with mediborg: If it believed Joey was still a possible threat, ignoring his command was a correct thing to do. Though kind of dumb it didn't let him speak first.

    • @MrDrowsorcerer
      @MrDrowsorcerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May I see your proofs on this statement homie?

    • @MrDrowsorcerer
      @MrDrowsorcerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @kinsmarts Very cringe.

    • @ManuelJRG_
      @ManuelJRG_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrDrowsorcerer Can confirm, i heard the AI wanted to space Joey during the round.

    • @MrDrowsorcerer
      @MrDrowsorcerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ManuelJRG_ That's interesting, I'm the AI and I never said that homie.

    • @ManuelJRG_
      @ManuelJRG_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrDrowsorcerer Well, i only heard that from second-hand accounts on common, never directly. Probably should have been more cautious on what i say, oh well.

  • @leonardmcspazerton8912
    @leonardmcspazerton8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that I was in this round I was also a med boi

  • @kryyto6587
    @kryyto6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember now, why I hate most AI/borg players and that I play RD

  • @Karina-winsmore
    @Karina-winsmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People seem to dislike how hostile sec and borgs were. Purely out of curiousity - what is in your opinion a proper way to treat a traitor that got caught? One that already injured/killed several people.

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      borg shouldn't have been involved at all being an engiborg. if they were ordered to then locker welding was the best choice i guess to prevent harm. that said the borgs were actively hunting which they shouldn't have been doing. sec was abusive through the whole thing, excessive flashes to the point of blindness, plus all the torture, and breaking legs.

    • @Karina-winsmore
      @Karina-winsmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EvelynNdenial Yes, i noticed all that. I was asking what should have sec done instead. Give him a kiss and let him go if he promises to behave? Its not a clown that was too annoying, dude were murdering people.

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Karina-winsmore once you've got him cuffed just permabrig him and be done. beating on them again and again is pretty stupid.

    • @ArmoredSoul1
      @ArmoredSoul1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perma them, _TAKE THEIR FUCKING PDA AND RADIO_, and forget. The issue was the security was not only hostile and valid hunting, but they were also really GD incompetent as well. If they remembered to take away the PDA and radio, he would've never been able to leave perma. If they just competently perma'd him, and weren't playing Judge Dredd intimidation tactics on Joey without taking the PDA they wouldn't have made themselves look even worse by doing the dumb "Break his legs!" shit. The borg, while valid hunting, was the smartest one there by suggesting they weld him into a locker.
      Like the whole fucking joke about JRPG prisons is how they don't take away your weapons and items, and they did it unironically to the most Robust man in existence.
      Then honestly they were carried by the borg ignoring and breaking its own laws to help them with Joey's escape attempts.

  • @IAmTheChronos
    @IAmTheChronos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love pirates of the caribbean

  • @philipjorgensen2628
    @philipjorgensen2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That borg is a sore loser and a powergamer. Should be banned.

  • @absentchronicler9063
    @absentchronicler9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn this is badass, what server?

  • @crisdanpadilla3561
    @crisdanpadilla3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this like the unity or beyond?

  • @Reshig
    @Reshig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the security officer that broke every bone in your body, I tend to take the same "He fell down a flight of stairs" approach in dealing with murderous traitors. It helps to justify the whole experience of getting robusted later by the same traitor after he's escaped from perma and healed up.

  • @ЛеонидЗурнаджи
    @ЛеонидЗурнаджи 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reeeeeee

  • @naturesrevenge8758
    @naturesrevenge8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, all the people bemoaning about "shitsec validhunting" are just absolute children. Joey killed 4 people including the HoP and Captain, so sec permad them. Sec didn't even validhunt, a borg brought Joey to them, and even if they did hunt him down that would have been completely justified. Valid hunting is the worst when you have sec hunting valids that haven't even done anything yet. However, Joey just went and killed 4 people with 2 of them being command roles so of course they should hunt him down. Even the one seccie that attacked him while he was in perma was justified as he was attacked by Joey first.
    I mean what do you guys expect? To roll antag then expect people to sit around and let you kill them? The only thing I can agree with here is that borgs are ass, I have nothing against borg players except when they overstep to powergame and pretend to be security. They should obviously intervene when someone is being harmed, but going out of their way to arrest people when there's an existing security force is just stupid.

  • @sleepy-yyy
    @sleepy-yyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayup, no mercy for traitors. That's how daddy NT likes things to be, bless that Borg.

    • @bmbqt
      @bmbqt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no