You missed my favourite part, which was, I think it was Mouton, saying that he wouldn't want the dog to enjoy it, and that the dog moaning or pushing back would turn him off.
Tbh gamers I thought about it and a kinda agree* I wouldn't want to hate it but I feel like the dog acting unaware/neutral in dogwarts would be a lot better than it being super into it.
I love how Dan was so into the premise of the secret, money-generating magical dog fucking that it wasn’t even about the question; he asked everyone completely different variations of the question. I wonder how much he still thinks about it…
For anyone familiar with Jim Sterling, they used to do this podcast back in the day called podtoid that was basically nothing but this kind of stuff every week.
I feel like the much more interesting question is “what minimum amount of money would it have to be for you to do it multiple times a week,” which the hypothetical kind of started as.
I love that one, one of my favs, but DalibanHQ and DGGWRLD have already covered that one and I don't wanna straight up copy content. Might come up in a compilation tho.
just a reminder that dan is a happy married man with kids talking about dogwarts
The pinnacle of human existence. Unironically
he married kids?! wtf dan
@@kairee1😂😂 bruh
I fail to see how that's relevant
Aren't we all
I like how the hypothetical is changed everytime they ask the question
It changes a bit but the fundamental idea is still there
They are honing it. Perfecting it.
You missed my favourite part, which was, I think it was Mouton, saying that he wouldn't want the dog to enjoy it, and that the dog moaning or pushing back would turn him off.
He really wants that barklight.
he said he wants it to be a hate f---
Tbh gamers I thought about it and a kinda agree*
I wouldn't want to hate it but I feel like the dog acting unaware/neutral in dogwarts would be a lot better than it being super into it.
"Dogwarts" is the exact disease you would get if you played this hypothetical out in real life.
wild, I use your mods would not have expected to see you here
@@abednegokurio9244 Oh shit, I've been caught out in the wild. Looks like I'm getting famous.
@@abednegokurio9244 I just got recognized? I am officially famous!
I love how Dan was so into the premise of the secret, money-generating magical dog fucking that it wasn’t even about the question; he asked everyone completely different variations of the question. I wonder how much he still thinks about it…
what makes dogwarts so beautiful isn't the question; its the setup.
idk why but "Dogwarts is run by catholics so there's no condoms" absolutely sent me
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Loved Lily's reaction LOL
This is weird, Steven :(
Every new orbiter should be required to go through the dogwarts questions as a rite of passage
dans emphasis on a dog "of your choice" is too funny
Poodle. There is no other answer
I miss Dan
I hope he breaks out of Azkaban soon.
Rip
He always gave hundred perthent
I miss mootycakes
I hope he finds peace wherever he is now.
We need more Steve and Lily.
On the todo list 🫡
If you're unaware, Lily just uploaded a podcast with the two of them to her Patreon a week or so ago.
How funny Dan finds this is actually mildly concerning lol
I was crying from laughter from this sh't. God damn, Dan knew this was top 10 funniest moments material and could barely hold back his laughter.
the fact that the entire portal aspect of the story is completely irrelevant is so fucking funny to me
the best thing about this is that the question changes every time
This truly is one of the greatest philosophical questions of our time.
This channel is everything I've ever wanted thank you
Dogwarts is my favorite ever. Thank you for bringing even more joy to my day lol. No amount of times hearing it would ever be enough 😂
This is my new favorite channel, I love Dan
I love when Dan comes on. It’s pretty much guaranteed content.
im not proud of it, but this video is something im interested in.
Destiny is locking in 3mil a year if he part time bones a dog. I think actually quantifying it would change a lot of minds.
based on whose answer? it'd need to be over 8k a day for that to work out
@@Hemlocker you can’t bust 10x a day for 10k a day 5 days a week?(with some extras here and there since the dog is into it)
@FlCl3000 That's hardly "part time" 😂
@@Hemlocker that’s probably less than 20 hrs a week.
Truly the debate of kings.
"I earned 100k in 3 minutes. Ask me how"
Its all fun and games until the IRS finds the magic fuck-dog
Best channel
Really should have left Dan's answer for the very end, after everyone else has given a dog-fucking threshold
This is the first time i have seen Mr. Girl genuinly laugh
Dan is to dogs as Mr Girl is to kids
Thank you for this cut. This is peak Dan
god, half the orbiters in here are now dgg enemies. rip
What's the price, Dev?
This is missing Aellas number. ~1000$/h
Based Aella charging by her normal hourly rate and not discriminating against dogs :D
@@Stagnating_not even considering how different it would be, I miss our autistic queen
For anyone familiar with Jim Sterling, they used to do this podcast back in the day called podtoid that was basically nothing but this kind of stuff every week.
Couldn't believe what I was hearing during stream 🤣
Destiny is the only one who wasn’t capping. Shit is infinite money hack
this is missing aella. i think she said 2k bc it was equivalent to her prostitution rate
I miss these types of streams, just feels like all the streams are either full of lolcows now or just lonely
Seeing Destiny, Lav, Mr Girl, and Chud in the same room looks so weird now
Dan can actually be pretty funny sometimes
Regular Dogwarts: $5000 a piece
Dark Dogwarts: $250,000 a piece
no blue hair
I'd just kms once the portal to dogwarts opens
Idk about you, but theres a lot of my morals going out the window for an infinite money glitch. Like just an extra 500 a month would relieve pressure
The Dog, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
1000 dollars id be spending a lot of time with doggo
I feel like the much more interesting question is “what minimum amount of money would it have to be for you to do it multiple times a week,” which the hypothetical kind of started as.
Lav jumpscare
The way Dan says room.....
we need to add dante's answer
Picking a King Charles as the breed is fucked up
I'm curious as to which breed you *wouldn't* consider fucked up lmao
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l A dog that could survive the encounter, for starters
Can you post the one where caller confessed to SA and dan tells him he's fucked??
I love that one, one of my favs, but DalibanHQ and DGGWRLD have already covered that one and I don't wanna straight up copy content. Might come up in a compilation tho.
@@TheLibraryofBonnelldo you have a link or title to look that up?
I like that the game listed is minecraft. Nice detail.
Lots of comments but no dollar amounts I see.
$500
Once a day before bed every day of the year, you're making out with just under 200k a year
like 60.
What bideo is erudites answer from?
Poodle is the only answer
What game is he playing🤔🤔🤔
dyson sphere program
did mr girl invented dog warts
how is channel not named "the dogwarts of bonnell"
15:56 " But you're a white girl probably not" 💀
new lauren delaguna dogwarts but i think she curved the question :(
$500
Once a day before bed every day of the year, you're making out with just under 200k a year
Why not say 1mil and call it a day.
You guys are getting paid?
Shiiittt I’ll do it for free
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😂
18:22
First
Dan losing his shit every time he explains the hypothetical kills me