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I have a dragon detector. It's a flyswatter that has a bit of tissue taped to the end of it. If the tissue catches on fire, you are near a dragon... and it's probably a bit too late to run.
@@That80sGuy1972 there is an easier way to detect a dragon. just use your senses, you'll either smell them or you'll be paralyzed by the super low frequency under-tone of their growl and/or roar, or you'll feel the heat.
@@MarMonkey2606 So... not interested in paying me to make your own dragon detector then? Tell ya' what. I'll make yours longer, put the tissue at the end of a yardstick, and give you a 50% discount!
#dankness What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
#Dankness My mom yelling at me for using her credit card in some shady website: Me who just got a free iPad and free Tesla : signature look of superiority
Look, everyone talks about femboys making guys question their heterosexuality, but no one talks about femboys making lesbians question their Homosexuality! Honestly! What the hell?!
I recall vaporeon being a so-so bulky water type. I assume investigating the meme involves a six digit number and ends with either washing my eyes out with bleach or wondering at the blandness of modern depravity.
Fun fact: the girl from the "when you walk inside of your sisters room on accident" meme the "girl" is a boy The meaning of oni chan means older brother.
#Dankness Girls when their friend gets a BF: Yay, I'm so happy for you :D Boys when their best friend gets a GF: Good job, man. If you need anything like money or help with your girl, the homies and I are here for you 🥲
0:35 for those who don't know and want to know th-cam.com/video/FHUvDDjsPmM/w-d-xo.html table-kyun was violated and the anime community has collectively titled Nina has a perverse table-rapist.
#dankness When weeb who's been isolated in society suddenly got Invited for dinner. Caousin :can you pls give that sauce Me: Mrs Kobayashi dragon maid Cousin : I mean the sauce Me : boku no hero academia?.... Cousin::-/ really, it just beside you Me: boku no pico?...... Cousin :walk out
#Dankness Me: wants to rickroll weeds for ruining the word otaku. Japanese Anime Versions of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
#Dankness people after seeing too many "people who don't know/people who know" memes :) me after seeing a lot of "people who don't know/people who know" memes realizing that I know too much ._.
#dankness
Memelion: “Dragon in real life”
Me: calm
Memelion: “Dragon in real life”
Me: panik
I have a dragon detector. It's a flyswatter that has a bit of tissue taped to the end of it. If the tissue catches on fire, you are near a dragon... and it's probably a bit too late to run.
@@That80sGuy1972 there is an easier way to detect a dragon. just use your senses, you'll either smell them or you'll be paralyzed by the super low frequency under-tone of their growl and/or roar, or you'll feel the heat.
@@MarMonkey2606 So... not interested in paying me to make your own dragon detector then? Tell ya' what. I'll make yours longer, put the tissue at the end of a yardstick, and give you a 50% discount!
So funny 😐.
When you see one, don’t run. Accept your fate 😏
Kirito : I am the black swordsman
Guts : *Immesurable confusion*
Killer B???
@@blorbiboyo3225 What?
@@blorbiboyo3225 yes. Kirito is octipus man
@@blorbiboyo3225 You’re doing God’s work.
Wut-
#dankness
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yikes…
🤣🤣gl hope this gets featured
Stolen
0:36 Sauce?
@@captain5977 code geas, forgot the episode
Lemillion (BNHA): I want to be a hero and save millions of people!
Memillion: I will cure millions of people's depression by posting meme videos!
Better say (MHA)
@@shreyas-p7b eh either way idc what I call it lol
Lemillion can also cure depression. Literally he is impossible to hate
@@someautisticguy5406 very true lol he's prolly one of my favorite characters from my hero academia. Either him or froppy/tsu
35th liked and fifth comment
Oh yeah it's time for memes
Why did I picture cronk saying that?
Awwwwww yeahhh mister crabs
@@EZ-8 same
As a Irishman once said “IT’S MEME TIME”
"15 anime shows on the watch list"
Me with 64 and counting: pathetic
You guys got 2 digit numbers
Damn a stack of anime
Me3 digits
Me and other ppl : using#dankness to get featured or get liked by memilion
Gino TC: pathetic
Imagine having a watch list.
Me watching dozens of anime simultaneously: Pathetic.
#Dankness
"I'm the kindest man alive"
"I like comments with only one like so others don't think they liked it themselves."
"You're clearly kinder"
Meme: how can real girls compete?
IRL: married a girl who can easily cosplay Revy, loves guns and has an attitude to match when she's attacked.
Why are you attacking her lol
@@GuyMahoney Thankfully, Ive only seen it from a distance.
Some people just aren't to bright you know?
#dankness
Memellion:Posts anime memes
Me: for me?
4:39 "dragons in real life"
ah yes, i just saw a dragon flying in front of my balcony this morning.
#Dankness
My mom yelling at me for using her credit card in some shady website:
Me who just got a free iPad and free Tesla : signature look of superiority
Look, everyone talks about femboys making guys question their heterosexuality, but no one talks about femboys making lesbians question their Homosexuality!
Honestly! What the hell?!
#DANKNESS
Saitama: Breath*
Genos: 🤯
0:15 suddenly I envy Deku
The chunnibyou one makes me remember this unfinished anime when supernatural battles become commonplace
#dankness
Memellion: Spends everyday making videos about memes
Us: GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE RIGHT NOW!
#dankness
me: *existing, depressed and stressed*
memellion: *uploads*
me: *no longer depressed* FINALLY
1:22 Jokes on you, I'm into all shits
#dankness
Other memes: *something boring*
Memelion memes: *the only thing that keeps me sane*
#dankness
mom: "get a friend"
me: actually gets a weeb friend who shares the same braincell as mine
mom: "thats not how it works"
Good
10:02 i was very satisfied when that happened
where is that scene from?
@@valleyard8674 akame ga kill
2:44 I urgently need the sauce
Can someone Gave me the Name of the Manga? I ask for äääääääaaam a friend Yeah an old friend
Same here
10 months in and I still haven't found the sauce
@@lijhay2889 I finally found it!!! 259049, Kimi no Koi wa Watashi no Koi / Our Love
11:18 Ah yes, the Daidus, EroldStory and Emirichu Meme
1:45 you win this round.
3:30 Funny how it ended atleast they were polite on not disturbing their time
Oh and for the ones that dont know heres the sauce 139512
1. How tf do you know the sauce?
2. Thank you very much.
@@monochromatic9601 Your welcome
Thanks
Haha funny
Ayo somebody got the sauce for 6:02?
Ryoushin ga Dekakeru ya Ina ya Living no Sofa de Yarihajimeru Shitei
@@julianheid4801 thx bro I appreciate it
#dankness
Me: accidentally slams the door
My dad: *destruction mode on*
These "people who don't know; people who know" memes are so annoying to me cause I'm almost always the guy who doesnt know ;-;
At 4:00 the source of the Meme is in the left corner thank me later
It's shotacon btw
NooooooooooOOOoooo
358686
Thy Thicc Thigh memes have been consumed, I am now happy again
3:32
Help me from straying further from God by giving it the link
139512
@@classy8927 god bless your kind hearth
that doujin there is not bad. the soldiers at the end xD
3:05?
I recall vaporeon being a so-so bulky water type. I assume investigating the meme involves a six digit number and ends with either washing my eyes out with bleach or wondering at the blandness of modern depravity.
Bell rings
You enter class 0.000000001 seconds after the bell
The teacher: nope go to the dean you're late
#dankness
9:04 Yo wtf, that was exactly me 😂
Sayu is waifu 🥰
#DANKNESS
Mom: starts to get mad at little brother for wanting to become a fascist
Me: who told him it ment to become the fastest
#dakness
Girlfriend:she's thinking of a another girl
Boyfriend:are jotaro's hair and hat merge together?
2:33
Me, a Genshin Impact player: Raiden Shogun?
5:00 BUTTTT SPEEDWAGON
9:10 hey! I know that bentai
Give us the sauce!
Im so desperate for high speed internet that I'll say it.
Load fast, pupper
The chick in the thumbnail is Maria Frenanda.
You're welcome!
You are an ultra-god among gods.
I found her by the name Fe Galvao
Load fast, pupper!
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i really need faster internet
0:15 Nice👌
3:15 I need answers like what's the sauce xD
Ahem me too like for a friend obviously
Ahhhh yes
MEMES
* big sip of meme juice *
@@danilocanolabianchi8843 GIVE SOME
6:09 i can relate to this
0:44 you're missing at least 52 people, 14 pokemon, and the best waifu, registeel
#dankness
*Starting a new anime with 15 in watchlist*
Me with 112 in watchlist: Pathetic
3:56 I need someone to draw this but with Aether and Kokomi
6:40
Me a gamer:Laugh in game emote
0:18 toga fans in a nutshell
Ig sauce?
@@thepotatopriest3016 don't know for that
@@thepotatopriest3016 fegalvao
"If we win I'll sit on your face!"
*RISES FROM THE DEAD*
Shit had me dead cause it's so true
3:32 oh I know this one
Where does one find it?
people who dont know:
people who know:
Fegalvao is the name of the cospalyer thumbnail
2;30 and I'm watching anime memes, I'm gonna regret this next week.
when NPC's say anime body types aint realistic 0:17
Fun fact: the girl from the "when you walk inside of your sisters room on accident" meme the "girl" is a boy
The meaning of oni chan means older brother.
I am a respectable weeb who does not disgrace themselves or others by posting disgusting things and further solidifying the way non weebs see weebs.
Now say that 5 times fast
I know. The teasing is so much and im just like " yea grave of the fire flys was so hot 🙄 " .
@@asahmosskmf4639 yeah I have no idea what you speak of but I don't care.
To be honest I don't even know why I posted my original message.
@@captainravioli2823 no problem
0:36
humanity has come such a long way
source?
@@winminoo1632 i did answer u but my comment got deleted cuz nsfw
@@diht whats the sauce?
@@konradfrancis2572 its from code: geass
0:21 don’t mind me , just a wholesome time stamp
Load fast pupper. Please. My Internet is shit
3:07 we don't talk about this one..
Why?
#dankness
Me: sees another people who know, people who don't know meme
Me: Don't r*pe my mind, stop it, I don't want to lose!
1:38 Explain?
load fast, pupper
and now we wait but not very long?
load fast, pupper
load fast, pupper
I'M DESPERATE!!!!!!! OK!!!!!
#Dankness
memellion = post a video
me = ***ah shit here we go again***
4:38 wait you found real dragons?
1:45 - As a "quiet kid" who wears glasses that was funny as hell.
Also: 1:41 - Context? (I don't give a shit how "scarring" you think it will be.)
To make it short vaporeon is the best and most compatible Pokemon to have sex with
Because my internet always sucks "load fast, pupper"
Godspeed in your loading endeavors pupper.
#Dankness
Girls when their friend gets a BF: Yay, I'm so happy for you :D
Boys when their best friend gets a GF: Good job, man. If you need anything like money or help with your girl, the homies and I are here for you 🥲
Can tell you don't have friends or a gf then
#Dankness
Me should my parents my girlfriend
My dad who thought I was gay: so your just weird
7:23.......... Yeah that one hit me hard........ Thanks.
What anime is that from?
@@euclidzervas416 Made in Abyss
1:13 isn't Raphtalia supposed to be like 12 in the story so same situation as Filo?
filo is not even a year old but i understand u 2
Not even going to try, she ages faster due to being an animal person, just like your dog.
Also matures as she levels up. Follow the Harkness test.
0:35 for those who don't know and want to know
th-cam.com/video/FHUvDDjsPmM/w-d-xo.html
table-kyun was violated and the anime community has collectively titled Nina has a perverse table-rapist.
#dankness
When weeb who's been isolated in society suddenly got Invited for dinner.
Caousin :can you pls give that sauce
Me: Mrs Kobayashi dragon maid
Cousin : I mean the sauce
Me : boku no hero academia?....
Cousin::-/ really, it just beside you
Me: boku no pico?......
Cousin :walk out
Load fast, pupper
My Internet is literaly stoping every 30 sec of the vid xd
„load fast,pupper“
Load Fast, puppet!!!
#dankness
Hackers: *hacks*
Player: stop hacking!!!!
That gamer who is called a hacker everytime: nah he just gaming
9:05 I Appreciate The Hyakkiya Meme, I Just Watched It
"load fast, pupper" i need the speed.
Load fast, pepper. PLEASE my internet is worse than my school's internet
1:38 just came after watching this episode
name please?
@@cabbageman7554 violet evergarden
thank you Daman prret
@@cabbageman7554 Welcome
GOLDENLY 🤣 Load Fast Pupper
#Dankness
Me: wants to rickroll weeds for ruining the word otaku.
Japanese Anime Versions of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up:
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
0:24
It was supposed to reversed
#Dankness
people after seeing too many "people who don't know/people who know" memes :)
me after seeing a lot of "people who don't know/people who know" memes realizing that I know too much ._.
I didn't get half the references
@@cruzer49 "Drums Sounds" I present you with the medal of purity and complete ingenuity! Congratulations
can you please educate me on 0:34
@@cllncl Sorry, I don't know, (I haven't watched code guess yet) it could be another
@@cllncl you caught me man
1:32 thats not how ''boomer'' works
#dankness
People who simp highschool DXD:kalm
People who simp how i got reincarnated as a slime:kinda kalm
People who simp shield hero: TOO MUCH PANIK
Load fast pupper, load fast.
1:32 I like this format
Wong better return next week
9:53 this is actually kinda sad.
Uh for research purposes, um thumbnail source. Thank you for any assistance you may provide.
(Cosplayer not anime)
Where is it?! Haven't thou sauce man graced thou thread?
Cosplayer was Fe Galvao
load fast , pupper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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