MY PREGNANT MORNING ROUTINE!

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  • @farteater420
    @farteater420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    My favorite quote
    “Most people wake up at 6, 7, 8 am, *not me* I am one of the lucky ones, my days starts at *1 am”*
    - Colleen Ballinger 2018

    • @mxrcvrii
      @mxrcvrii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCLAZYLady TH-cam omg so does mine

  • @homeyss5330
    @homeyss5330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Colleen being so real about how pregnancy isn’t as glamorous as the other yt’s make it to be is something I Stan

    • @JRogo83
      @JRogo83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not everyone has a horrible time during pregnancy.

    • @salomeshelise33
      @salomeshelise33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JRogo83 ok but she has and she is still being positive

    • @corpselizzy
      @corpselizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JRogo83 most women do tho

    • @Aissat55
      @Aissat55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @lauriebeabea
    @lauriebeabea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    I know you’re struggling with confidence but you seriously look 10000% healthier and younger. The little bit you have gained has made you reverse age.

    • @KatWilkesKatsKorner
      @KatWilkesKatsKorner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @joe lane she's 32...

    • @lara-sm8zr
      @lara-sm8zr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      youcouldgoswimminginthoseeyes awkwarrrdddddd

    • @63565989
      @63565989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KatWilkesKatsKorner lololol

    • @y2kgabi
      @y2kgabi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, she's 38. She even confirmed it in a video.

    • @KatWilkesKatsKorner
      @KatWilkesKatsKorner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@y2kgabi Her older brother's only 35 so that's literally not possible.

  • @bayleebae9710
    @bayleebae9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    “I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
    Me, but I’m not pregnant

    • @CrownieB
      @CrownieB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      U shouldn't think like that u r beautiful just the way u r

    • @Jbaxterphs
      @Jbaxterphs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coleen said that

    • @bellacostley9655
      @bellacostley9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baylee Bae same

    • @xLeilaKelly
      @xLeilaKelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @cassmarks3389
      @cassmarks3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @RachelNielsen
    @RachelNielsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10290

    "hi im colleen and im very pregnant" THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN YOUR INTRO FOR A WHILE NOW AND I LOVE ITTTTT

    • @Ren-kp4tz
      @Ren-kp4tz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Omg imagine if when the baby comes she announces it by starting her vlog holding the baby and saying "Hi, I'm Colleen and I have a baby" 😭❤

    • @yanelyr.9851
      @yanelyr.9851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ren-kp4tz That's a good intro idea 😮👍

    • @jesseb8605
      @jesseb8605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I LOVE HER SO MUCH😆💕

    • @RachelNielsen
      @RachelNielsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ren-kp4tz AAAAAA im so excited

    • @elguapo3446
      @elguapo3446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy Birthday!

  • @ella-ql8ud
    @ella-ql8ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    i feel like pregnant women are so unappreciated like women like Colleen go through pain and suffering and changes yet they still manage to stay positive and hopeful

    • @jojojo9494
      @jojojo9494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      xTaylorr She is a milionare and yet complains. I am 6 months pregnant working full time. I would love to see her living a normal life- She wouldnt complain as much

    • @Leesliie
      @Leesliie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      xTaylorr wait? So you think she’s being positive?!! Lol😂😂🤣🤣

    • @chinchilla0708
      @chinchilla0708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because pregnancy is a beautiful thing

    • @mizlindsayk
      @mizlindsayk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am 37 weeks pregnant and today am anything but positive.

    • @imthechewedgumthatyoutouch5161
      @imthechewedgumthatyoutouch5161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chinchilla 0 Lmao so much fucking pain

  • @teagans.3891
    @teagans.3891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    “I have to pee”
    ~ ✨Colleen Ballinger 2018✨

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    When she said *I feel fat and disgusting everyday* , I felt that

  • @canimunchurbox
    @canimunchurbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    THE BABY IS FINALLY HERE AAAAAAHHH!!!❤❤❤❤😭😭😭

  • @chocolateonwafflez1949
    @chocolateonwafflez1949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    I am confused how people are upset how she's complaining about her pregnancy. She's just brave. Other women probably say how great pregnancy is, only to hide the fact that it sucks. She's brave. She doesn't care what people think or say about her.

    • @scarlettciesla7335
      @scarlettciesla7335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She has medical problems that are weird (Blacking out) but shes very tough! #toughest!

    • @natm8368
      @natm8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pregnancy doesn't always suck... For some woman do, for others is a piece of cake (it has been super easy for me and I'm in my 9th month)... Every body and process is different, there's no generalization with pregnancy really.

    • @brunettesweetie21
      @brunettesweetie21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most women will tell you that pregnancy is hard lol

    • @wannabandaid
      @wannabandaid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah I tell people all the time that I’m just excited but I’m actually permanently exhausted and my ribs & hips feel like they’re splitting open. Pregnancy is the worst... completely worth it, but absolutely horrible.

    • @izabelladobaczewska251
      @izabelladobaczewska251 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't care either way, be honest. But I do have to say when people ask me how I'm feeling and I tell them I feel perfectly normal, they stare at me as if expecting me to elaborate and say something negative.

  • @hallalopez8998
    @hallalopez8998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    At 31 weeks pregnant, I’ve never related to anything more 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Pregnancy, albeit a blessing and really cool, is hard work! I love that you’re so honest about it, because it makes me feel less guilty for having the same thoughts! Whoever said pregnancy makes you radiant and feel amazing was clearly on drugs.

  • @elbowmacandcheese4768
    @elbowmacandcheese4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    I can see the pain in Colleen’s eyes as she is saying how wonderful pregnancy is 😭

  • @sbminnieme4095
    @sbminnieme4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    I love how she’s so sarcastic 😆😆

  • @missjoannaofyeetyoink
    @missjoannaofyeetyoink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I love how sarcastic she is

    • @kaerin6997
      @kaerin6997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like it

    • @lolmakelolahhahaha8508
      @lolmakelolahhahaha8508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @pearlygates9763
      @pearlygates9763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ιωαννα Μισ Lol yep I said the same thing in my head. When she sees her beautiful baby, it will be worth it.

    • @skyla338
      @skyla338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ιωαννα Μισ Ikr lmao

  • @chloechang4443
    @chloechang4443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    bahahahhahaah doesn't anyone else think that colleen's sarcastic voice is so good?! like if u agree :)

    • @sebastianmichaelisisbestbo4473
      @sebastianmichaelisisbestbo4473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kc2296
      @kc2296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @luciousbby
      @luciousbby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloe Chang I was gonna like it until you said “like if you agree” 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @grayson4161
    @grayson4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    “I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
    ME

  • @exenly
    @exenly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9485

    *cant wait for her child to watch these videos*

    • @sonianevermind9030
      @sonianevermind9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @bbbb9317
      @bbbb9317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Her child gonna think she werid lol she gonna be a good mom 😁

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameee

    • @rileychappell8550
      @rileychappell8550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh i just realized that lol cant wait now 🤣🤣

    • @Elisarosedlf
      @Elisarosedlf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSS i totally agree

  • @laurenmohan6002
    @laurenmohan6002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I’m not pregnant... but I cry about everything and drool toothpaste 😂 😆 Edit: Omg 😮 thanks for all the likes!!

  • @oversplits2810
    @oversplits2810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    This iconic intro: Hi! I'm Colleen and I'm soooo pregnant!😂😂😂

  • @jennagrady2402
    @jennagrady2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    This is the amount of times Colleen had to pee
    👇🏻

  • @emaana8995
    @emaana8995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    When my mom got pregnant, she was in bed rest for about a month in the hospital, even then she threw up constantly. then my little brother was born early even when my mom was on bed rest, he then stayed in the hospital an additional 2 months due to being premature, my little brothers ok now but he’s still a handful, my mom still only gets 2 hours of sleep every night. Moms rock.

  • @8.-marta-.8
    @8.-marta-.8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    This video is amazing....
    And I also have to pee.

  • @rubyziosite
    @rubyziosite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4793

    "i feel fat and disgusting every single day"
    this is actually my mood
    edit: i never got so many likes thx👌🏼

    • @sword4440
      @sword4440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂Lol

    • @cheeseontoast3434
      @cheeseontoast3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how your profile pic is michael (❤😍) and there is also the word mecury in your name

    • @rubyziosite
      @rubyziosite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheese on Toast oml thx 😊

    • @soup6751
      @soup6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The likes are at 669 and I don't want to ruin it

    • @rubyziosite
      @rubyziosite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Celia Mary what do you mean you don't want to ruin it lol

  • @miamoo6788
    @miamoo6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    Imagine if Colleen was pregnant during the corona virus and all the toilet Paper she would need 😂
    Edit: yes, i’m aware she is pregnant now lol

  • @Singly
    @Singly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    omg trisha used the same cleanser. is she pregnant?? *hey whats up you guys*

    • @jessicasteward3169
      @jessicasteward3169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      conspiracy theory??!!

    • @miapumo4712
      @miapumo4712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Singly (hey what’s up you guys) YES

    • @sucelpreciado158
      @sucelpreciado158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YAAAASS CALL THE QUEEN SHANE OVER

    • @lanabanana5301
      @lanabanana5301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Singly I've seen so many morning routine videos lately with this cleanser

    • @TheAlessa25
      @TheAlessa25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you forgot "YESSS" lol

  • @kalayakonrad7375
    @kalayakonrad7375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Famous words from Colleen Ballinger, “I have to pee.”

    • @kurtsyourcobain
      @kurtsyourcobain 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I realize at 7 am I'm not going to sleep. And I also have to pee" XDD

  • @lydiaduree4183
    @lydiaduree4183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Her sarcasm tho 😂😂

    • @tayylcr
      @tayylcr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKRRR

    • @Okymkk
      @Okymkk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr xD

  • @unknown-ww8ow
    @unknown-ww8ow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    pov:your watching this after she announced she's having twins

    • @sonialaci2795
      @sonialaci2795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omgggg yesssss

    • @aakano15
      @aakano15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yessss

    • @princesstia1758
      @princesstia1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss

    • @minzie
      @minzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve been on a Colleen pregnancy videos binge

    • @aakano15
      @aakano15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minzie same 💀

  • @sarahtutorials2119
    @sarahtutorials2119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4234

    The sarcasm tho😂😂😂

    • @presleerogers6867
      @presleerogers6867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sarah Tutorials ikrI love it

    • @miamoro971
      @miamoro971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's a bit much. Why is literally every woman so obsessed with having the worst pregnancy ever? Where all are these women who say it's easy? The vast majority spend copious amounts of time telling you hard it is. We get it already.

    • @JuliaAraujoFraga
      @JuliaAraujoFraga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man that’s a million likes. Congrats

    • @mesa3908
      @mesa3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarah Tutorials lol true

    • @dmyaaustin9299
      @dmyaaustin9299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real she being sarcastic

  • @victorias.6270
    @victorias.6270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    My neck, my back
    *her pelvic bone gon’ crack*

    • @justavibe7705
      @justavibe7705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Victoria S. underrated comment

    • @lexibrandi3355
      @lexibrandi3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      bruhh i fractured my pelvis almost 5 years ago.. Im 22 now & terrified about getting pregnant😣

    • @sleepy.axolotls
      @sleepy.axolotls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It aint a joke

    • @orange.circles402
      @orange.circles402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kiowa Cosgrove
      no it’s from a cupcakke song

    • @abigailredding8887
      @abigailredding8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joemama-ow4do
    @joemama-ow4do 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    i love how i relate to this and i'm not even pregnant

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂 what

    • @marieclairemampinda5188
      @marieclairemampinda5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww I feel so wirid to that you said the rubbing tummy part I'm so sorry but yeah

    • @raquajahvlogs1877
      @raquajahvlogs1877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Olivia Rosati BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA SAMEEEEEEE

    • @pintobeans3490
      @pintobeans3490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mood

    • @keren211200
      @keren211200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      surpriseeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @Priya-eu1fr
    @Priya-eu1fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    time for the new pregnant morning routine :)
    who else is here after she announced her second pregnancy?

  • @mack4945
    @mack4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    older flynn: clicks on video.
    older flynn: watches video
    older flynn: *_i need to pee_*

    • @hahah-1029
      @hahah-1029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You. Popo

    • @zaarahabib
      @zaarahabib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do ya make it italic

    • @liasuckslmao
      @liasuckslmao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zaara Habib you have to do the underscore thing
      _ so like this but without the spaces _

    • @mack4945
      @mack4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zaarahabib add underscored at the beginning and end of the sentence or word example _ poop _ but dont add any spaces and it will look like _poop_

    • @spookswashere4298
      @spookswashere4298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Wowie_

  • @anushreevigayan2522
    @anushreevigayan2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “You know what’s fun about being pregnant.Nothing”😂

    • @babzie3257
      @babzie3257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alyson Kate And what’s fun about having a baby? IT CRYING

    • @ailiab373
      @ailiab373 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alyson Kate 🙏You're a blessing

    • @vic4935
      @vic4935 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is everyone avting like thats an opinion for me thats what its like here just...why??

    • @ailiab373
      @ailiab373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alyson Kate No problem lol

    • @meetmewherethestarscollide
      @meetmewherethestarscollide 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alyson Kate that may be true and children are a joy but most of the time they are little monsters that don’t listen to you and cry and cry and cry and cry for attention until you get a headache and just give in I have a controlled temper but In my head you bet I’m all like “omg will you just shut up right now?!.”raising or watching a kid isn’t always as fun as you’d like to think. not all kids are like this it’s the ones that get what they want even when being bad the ones that don’t get shanked when being bad, In my opinion a good spank to the bottom will make them listen that’s what I got, I got a brush to the bottom if I ever got out of line

  • @emilyleaver800
    @emilyleaver800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    This videos percentages.
    98% peeing
    1% caring about her beauty
    1% average peoples morning.

    • @tinawong4493
      @tinawong4493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @Enragedcoconuts
      @Enragedcoconuts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      15% peeing
      5% average peoples morning
      80% sponsorship
      lmao we love that

    • @mauricechambers3795
      @mauricechambers3795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G Bace Ontald 1.1k like!

    • @danfarry1
      @danfarry1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G Bace Ontald so true!!!!!!!!

    • @itzjess3697
      @itzjess3697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah lol

  • @imribbit8850
    @imribbit8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    “Everyone tells me, when you get pregnant, your skin gets all beautiful and clear.”
    “THEYRE ALL LIARS.”

    • @corpselizzy
      @corpselizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's so true tho prior to having my first baby I hardly got acne once I got pregnant with her I started getting cystic acne nearly 3 years later still have problems and I'm pregnant with my 2nd baby and it's gotten less bad

  • @nataliesoutlet
    @nataliesoutlet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    Hahahah love this!!! 💖😂😂😂

    • @skslska1074
      @skslska1074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too

    • @allyynnaa3137
      @allyynnaa3137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same ❤️

    • @mariahsrandom1256
      @mariahsrandom1256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love u Natalie!!!!!!!!!💗💗💗

    • @hel0nzzz
      @hel0nzzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natalies Outlet ikr

    • @luvemmy2114
      @luvemmy2114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey NATALIE!!! Ilysm😻
      And I'm soooo excited to hear this sane news from you as well😍💜😚

  • @shelleynobleart
    @shelleynobleart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I'm a huge fan of Colleen's. I see her as a modern comedic genius. I mean, look how today she was able to make this pregnancy experience into her own brand of video comedy. Truly funny. Some of what she says at times strikes me as different than I might want her to feel or how I'd prefer her to view things but she is always true to herself and that in itself is admirable. Happy Birthday and all good things to her.

  • @nq7419
    @nq7419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    This is also my morning routine except I’m not pregnant...

  • @lizbeth2591
    @lizbeth2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Who's here after she accounted she's pregnant again!!! So excited!!!
    Edit: she's having twins!!!

  • @shyspeaks9238
    @shyspeaks9238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "It exfoliates your feet. Right now I can't see my feet so when I'm not pregnant I can't wait to try it out" I just love how she said it 😂
    Miranda tried to escape at 3:30 😂

  • @gemmarosemary7029
    @gemmarosemary7029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    “pregnancy has done wonders for my self confidence, I feel fat and disgusting every single day!”
    I’m not pregnant but same.

    • @fionn9816
      @fionn9816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly i can relate

    • @frankieshay
      @frankieshay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gemma Leavy QUEEN.

  • @elizabethrobinson9317
    @elizabethrobinson9317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Sarcasm level 100. I can relate so much, haha, I love you Colleen.

  • @chloewanwan
    @chloewanwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Now Colleen is gonna have twins 👯‍♀️ 👶🏻👶🏻❤️

  • @hellothere2904
    @hellothere2904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    “Also I have to pee” 😂😂

  • @marwahshafique5951
    @marwahshafique5951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Coleen should make a song called i have to pee

    • @andreabojanic8563
      @andreabojanic8563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    • @musicianc8523
      @musicianc8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I CAN'T BREATHE

    • @amelia-xj8vu
      @amelia-xj8vu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ew but yass

    • @blackbutlerfan5542
      @blackbutlerfan5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY SH!T IM DYING 😂😂😂😂

    • @ghulamahmed9445
      @ghulamahmed9445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She should

  • @ellaemerson7800
    @ellaemerson7800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Aw I love that you’re donating to childhood cancer!! I had my last chemo 2 weeks ago and I’m 16 :)

  • @emmastitch2514
    @emmastitch2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:29 I love how Colleen is like awkwardly presenting the bottle to us and it made me laugh soooooo hard

  • @justhere1710
    @justhere1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    "I have to pee"
    -Colleen Ballinger 2018

    • @minisuperwomen4893
      @minisuperwomen4893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm a lonely potato I have no friends

    • @aloe4497
      @aloe4497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi potato 🥔

    • @justhere1710
      @justhere1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey, we shall all be one big happy potato family!!

    • @aloe4497
      @aloe4497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alaysia the potato 🥔 YAY!!!

    • @justhere1710
      @justhere1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Songs And more songs Lol

  • @a1s1
    @a1s1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    honestly once you have the baby and start making videos again, your intro needs to be "hi i'm colleen and i'm NOT pregnant" 😂

  • @Dave-hw9ye
    @Dave-hw9ye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    THE SARCASM IN HER VOICE THOUGH. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @07.8-k5f
    @07.8-k5f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    *fun fact, it's so hard to grow and push out a baby that in the end, it's exactly as hard as climbing Mount Everest 3 times*

    • @juliavlogt1237
      @juliavlogt1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i really want sushi wutt

    • @07.8-k5f
      @07.8-k5f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliavlogt1237 i know right

    • @lisaosborn5990
      @lisaosborn5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hellothere5156
      @hellothere5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And men think that they have a say when a women wants an abortion

    • @merry.meth.
      @merry.meth. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@07.8-k5f nae she wants sushi

  • @kristinford516
    @kristinford516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

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    • @natymik1096
      @natymik1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe once. .. she has to poo

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      @maddiethatbloxer2419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @isabelyepez5889
      @isabelyepez5889 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one needs to know that that's disgusting okay

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      @natymik1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @sheyanneweaver4250
      @sheyanneweaver4250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucy Joy what was that for

  • @ajj5668
    @ajj5668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    **DISCLAIMER**
    peeing is colleens new proffession

  • @deborahvillanueva4825
    @deborahvillanueva4825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    It Kinda funny the tone of your voice whenever you talk about how stressful being pregnant is.

    • @rome57
      @rome57 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it sounds like when she is acting like Miranda sings💋

  • @brightfuture6324
    @brightfuture6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “The magic of pregnancy” sounds like something I’d watch in health class

  • @isramofty3432
    @isramofty3432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    *the sarcasm in this video is just...wow*

  • @DebisDesignDiary
    @DebisDesignDiary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5989

    remember to pee though...

    • @rse4725
      @rse4725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol luv you and happy birthday in advance and luv all ur vids including ur baby ones . Stay Strong . Luv u lots

    • @kensleynicole3494
      @kensleynicole3494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @aliviaschmitz9187
      @aliviaschmitz9187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know. It must be hard to remember. 😂

    • @ajgirl8728
      @ajgirl8728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Debi's Design Diary lol

    • @savydavy5560
      @savydavy5560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Debi's Design Diary 📔

  • @RachelNielsen
    @RachelNielsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    this is a whole mood and im not even pregnant colleen youre the QUEEN of creativity 😂

  • @axinxlla3895
    @axinxlla3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Colleen: *doesn’t a showers because she wants to lay back down and she is in pain*
    me: I- I just.. will skip school tomorrow.. I don’t want to take a shower..
    (This is still in my recommended after 2 years)

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just have to go on Roblox just in case that I just be there with you it doesn't make sense how am I going to get there maybe at 10:00 or maybe tomorrow

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi you take out for you it's after 1:00 so bye

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just going to come to sit up you should sell food I love to that's the 2:00 so just go to bed and shut up bye

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll say bun in Roblox you took all my stuff so you're the one in Roblox betrayed me so I'm not being in front of you so I just kill my friends in Roblox

  • @carolinanoguera4001
    @carolinanoguera4001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    When my mom was pregnant with me, she went to a bunch of doctors because she thought I was dead because I literally didn’t move or kick at all.
    And then, came my sister. She was the complete opposite of me. She still is.

    • @maylee-
      @maylee- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom said brother didnt move or kick either and the doctors told her he was always asleep. Even when he was born he was ALWAYS sleeping.

    • @ykmick
      @ykmick 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maylee- that's mr

    • @hunimsisterstarvingandalso1228
      @hunimsisterstarvingandalso1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s exactly what happened to me

  • @TorrieHalz3
    @TorrieHalz3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    once your child is born and they start rebelling you should show them this video to make them feel guilty

    • @mari9702
      @mari9702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      she's having a boy.

    • @_-_-_-_3541
      @_-_-_-_3541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @TorrieHalz3
      @TorrieHalz3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pickle Ree Congrats to her

    • @ultjas
      @ultjas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof youngjae

    • @TorrieHalz3
      @TorrieHalz3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joon oof youngjae stan

  • @bridget9012
    @bridget9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Omg THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

  • @lillithbazeley7843
    @lillithbazeley7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who else is back because she just announced she was pregnant with twins

  • @seofaz
    @seofaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Ha this is my life as a disabled person. Literally swap out any time she says pregnant to disabled and boom it’s my life 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @alienpotatosquid7850
      @alienpotatosquid7850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @sammaliu
      @sammaliu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s your disability

    • @seofaz
      @seofaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smashrush Rules just put them above x

    • @seofaz
      @seofaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smashrush Rules
      Ehlers Danlos Syndrome( which is faulty collagen in every part of the body. Collagen holds everything together too so I dislocate, have issues with most body systems and have chronic pain) Mast Cell Activation Disorder, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, IBS.
      There’s loads of symptoms for each thing but yeah chronic pain, allergies, fainting, having to pee a lot, pelvic pain are some that I have the same as Colleen

    • @amelie9297
      @amelie9297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EDS here too 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

  • @winnieheart
    @winnieheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Pregnancy isn't easy!! Thanks for showing the other side as well! You are a strong powerful woman, and you got this Colleen! 💖💖

  • @hdjdhfhfhfhhahefeb1566
    @hdjdhfhfhfhhahefeb1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Literally half this video is
    I HAVE TO PEE

    • @jaimeemonro684
      @jaimeemonro684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correction the whole video

    • @Olivia.mp3
      @Olivia.mp3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franknfurtt XD

    • @FamilyInRealLife
      @FamilyInRealLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maizie & Nelly! That is so funny!

    • @eb2424
      @eb2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @larnahmurfin4098
      @larnahmurfin4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lukerodger5935
    @lukerodger5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3:02
    Colleen:I fell fat and disgusting every single day
    Me: i’m not pregnant and I always feel like that

  • @ShaShanDIY
    @ShaShanDIY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Omg, you're so funny! Can't wait until the baby arrive! Happy birthday week, Colleen! ❤

    • @mia2222
      @mia2222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you everywhere!

    • @elizabethmae8048
      @elizabethmae8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s my birth week too

    • @MrRoel1969
      @MrRoel1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mia2222 same

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sha&Shan DIY I can’t wait as well 🤪👌🏽

    • @vampirexia
      @vampirexia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always see u on her vids and u have so many subs Sha&ShanDIY

  • @teentony2181
    @teentony2181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Colleen, I am CRACKING at this video!!

    • @144rappar
      @144rappar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i relate hahahah btw your channel is soo funny like LMAOOO :DDD

    • @thejackandtomshow2776
      @thejackandtomshow2776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony, I don't care!!

  • @funnymoments2686
    @funnymoments2686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Pregnant morning routine ---------------Coleen promoting products 😂😂

    • @meganhugehs
      @meganhugehs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She does more than just promoting products!
      She also pees!

    • @ashton7692
      @ashton7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BTS has us Jungshook
      I knew what was coming even before I scrolled down! 😂

    • @Rhilove1234
      @Rhilove1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And peeing

  • @EleanorSays
    @EleanorSays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Watching this again after the Twins pregnancy morning routine!

    • @mikejames5393
      @mikejames5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same!!!!

    • @cecilia4267
      @cecilia4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHE HAS THE TWINSSSSS

    • @EleanorSays
      @EleanorSays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cecilia4267 I know it's so exciting!! 🥺😍

    • @cecilia4267
      @cecilia4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EleanorSays yess!!

  • @TheJonesFamily
    @TheJonesFamily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    We are all excited to meet the baby 👶
    Who’s excited for Christmas? Xxx

    • @existence.7360
      @existence.7360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEEEEEEEE

    • @rhysh1
      @rhysh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @shelby.equine0594
      @shelby.equine0594 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      meeee

    • @lulluuss
      @lulluuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Jones Family WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING GOD PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE ONLY HOLIDAY IN THIS TIME OF RHE YEAR

    • @bellacorra1627
      @bellacorra1627 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mee!!

  • @giaanne4699
    @giaanne4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Hey, that’s the same as mine, except I’m not pregnant.

    • @ykmick
      @ykmick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly same

    • @tayylcr
      @tayylcr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh me too lmao

    • @shay7821
      @shay7821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right?

    • @clairem.5499
      @clairem.5499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same but without the breakfast in bed

  • @FabiolaSuarez
    @FabiolaSuarez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    EVERY VIDEO YOU PUT WITH THE WORD “PREGNANT” MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY!

  • @raven._.beastboy
    @raven._.beastboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how she has a smile on her face 😂

  • @whitdogwhatsup6289
    @whitdogwhatsup6289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    *GET THAT SPONSOR GUURL!* This was hilarious!!!! Much Love Mama😁💚

  • @kylsann
    @kylsann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    1:00 AM: I wake up to pee
    1:30 AM: I wake up to pee
    2:00 AM: I wake up to pee
    2:30 AM: I wake up because breathing problems
    3:00 AM: Shoulder problems and I have to pee
    4:00 AM: back pain and I have too pee
    4:30 AM: Waking up to a child kicking and j have too pee
    5:00
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    6:00
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    7:00: releases that you get no sleep and you have too pee

    • @corinnamayy
      @corinnamayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow thanks so much, didn't hear it the first time at all

    • @kylsann
      @kylsann 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :) 😋😋

  • @irisdv6824
    @irisdv6824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Can you do a night time routine? Pleaseee
    Edit: the likes holy crap

  • @wintertheenderspiritwolf2562
    @wintertheenderspiritwolf2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I feel fat and disgusting every single day"
    Not me and I'm not pregnant because I'm just a 11 year old girl

  • @nadiacampagnaro8383
    @nadiacampagnaro8383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    When you realize babies are really expensive so you gotta get those brand deals

  • @KaraLacuna
    @KaraLacuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    There’s a movie called “What to expect when you’re expecting” that has different ways people deal with pregnancy and having a baby in general (like adoption, and the different types of pains and aches that the person feels, and the scary stuff too that I’m not gonna write down)

    • @starsshinebright4528
      @starsshinebright4528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marzipanotaku16 I love that movie. My favorite part is where that one girl sneezes on the birth bed and the baby comes out 😂

    • @chummyloca
      @chummyloca 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that movie!

    • @lifeasl5137
      @lifeasl5137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marzipanotaku16 I've watched that lmao 😂

    • @FabulousPearl
      @FabulousPearl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched that movie about three months before I got pregnant. I'm 12 weeks now

    • @4life930
      @4life930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fierce Nikki I love that movie its funny and realistic not one of those movies where the lady only throws up in the morning and has a perfect pregnancy. But this movie is 100% realistic like pains, High risk pregnancy, financial crisis, etc.

  • @kittiee333
    @kittiee333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    To ALL the haters, I am a Mommy of two and currently pregnant with my third. I can tell you EVERY pregnancy is 100% DIFFERENT!!! My first pregnancy was a breeze! No problems no symptoms no nothing. It was the best for me. My second was the same until I was 6 months I started getting really bad ligament pains that caused me to stop working. Go figure. I was in pain on and off for the rest of my pregnancy. 🤷 Now my third... It has been the HARDEST by far!!! Literally going through all the symptoms and more. I am only 19 weeks and I cannot do much walking because it's so painful. I "complain" a lot too. A lot of people think it's "easy" all around but it's not always the case! So shut the hell up already! Let her rant! That doesn't mean she doesn't love her son. I am in her shoes and I love my baby but I don't enjoy how this pregnancy is taking it's toll on me.

    • @RS-xy1zv
      @RS-xy1zv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same boat for me. On my first and I feel like mat leave is gonna come early for me.

    • @Kassiann1
      @Kassiann1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow! My three pregnancies have literally been identical to yours! Why is the third so hard??? I’m 21 weeks and sort of feel like I’m dying lol!

    • @Sundaylove33
      @Sundaylove33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach momma preach!! 🙏🏽🙌🏽

    • @kittiee333
      @kittiee333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RS-xy1zv it happens, but women choose not to speak out on it because of the backlash it brings.

    • @danyaamarsh
      @danyaamarsh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kittiee333 i really wish it wasn't that way and I am glad that Colleen is speaking up for all of those who are misinformed

  • @ellaine0412
    @ellaine0412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:22
    The way she says, "ThERe ArE All LiARs!" 😂
    This has been BY FAR. THE. BEST. MORNING. ROUTINE. EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! LOVE ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!

  • @sallywilliams7585
    @sallywilliams7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Sorry, I had to pause the vid real quick. Why? I needed to pee...

  • @heathergreen9006
    @heathergreen9006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm not sick of pregnancy videos they are amazing

  • @SeychellesLover
    @SeychellesLover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Colleen i love how shameless you are im not joking. I love how blunt you are, i love how your caring less of what people think your content should be, get those brand deals. I actually stopped watching you for a long time but now that youve kind of been talkin real talk or doing simple sketches im really enjoying it.

  • @Lolee56
    @Lolee56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I never had acne before pregnancy but being pregnant with my son my face just exploded with hormonal acne

    • @norman3304
      @norman3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats!! ♡♡

  • @kyarudd2093
    @kyarudd2093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "Hi everyone, I'm Colleen and I am sooo pregnant."
    LMAO😂😂❤️❤️

  • @sonialopez5090
    @sonialopez5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Who else loves the sarcasm in the beginning?
    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit. In the whole video

    • @elliegrace6379
      @elliegrace6379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonia Lopez But... you didn’t edit it :O

    • @sonialopez5090
      @sonialopez5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Dunno
      I did the edit was..”The whole video”

    • @Abi-dv5jn
      @Abi-dv5jn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha ikr the beginning was great!!

    • @sienna463
      @sienna463 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonia Lopez me 🤣

  • @nuxges8409
    @nuxges8409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    *Pregnancy is such a blessing*

  • @fatima010
    @fatima010 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    colleen now: "every body is beautiful, there shouldn't be a standard!"
    colleen in this vide: "i feel fat and disgusting"

    • @corpselizzy
      @corpselizzy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean she fat shamed her fans so

  • @valdiseemrynn7017
    @valdiseemrynn7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    HMM what to wear? What to wear?
    *OH wait I have Only 2 options!*
    1. *A maternity Dress*
    2. *A maternity shirt and leggings*
    Basically my mood 24/7😂

  • @inactiveaccount4398
    @inactiveaccount4398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    YOUR SARCASM IM LIVING

  • @r3p_chitowngaming348
    @r3p_chitowngaming348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    I have to pee X10

  • @jaymorell6880
    @jaymorell6880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I nearly peed myself laughing at the start when it’s I NEEDED TO PEE

  • @onehappinesshappy9513
    @onehappinesshappy9513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “I put make up to hide ALL my insecurities”

    • @iivaleriaroseii
      @iivaleriaroseii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIY, CRAFTS AND GAMES I actually have to pee right now..

    • @SpaceBunny
      @SpaceBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Onehappiness Happy me

  • @lneal5068
    @lneal5068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Someone make a compilation vid of colleen saying shes so pregnant please

  • @fjennyjen
    @fjennyjen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Stand up
    *pee*
    Sit down
    *pee*
    😂😂

  • @geoanddanofficial
    @geoanddanofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol I've been following you forever and don't know how I missed this gem!!! I had terrible pregnancies and totally felt like I was never allowed to complain because of friends and family who couldn't get pregnant (which I wish I could have so many babies to carry for them), but everything you said in here was exactly how I felt through my pregnancies. As well as throwing up 20 times a day for 9 months and horrid migraines! We need to normalize rough pregnancies.