The long hard saga of Kung Fu D*ck continues.... Kung Fu D*ck WILL RETURN IN "Enter The Destructo-Pu$$". #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl
"They went round for round in Chinatown, and burned it down to the fuckin ground. A hailstorm of perfect form, torn from the books of the kung-fu born" OKAY BUT WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD? The flow goes FOOLISH
Return of the Little Dragon, starring Bruce Wee-wee, Wong Hung Lo, Eric Shun, Dixie Normus, Clit Torres, Anna Conda, and Miles Long, and introducing Sum Yung Guy.
We need Micheal Jai White, Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams, and Samuel L Jackson to Star in a Kung Fu Dick movie now! With special cameos by Dave Chappele, Jamie Fox, and Kevin Hart. With a Soundtrack featuring covers by Cee Lo Green. Let us not forget Will Ferral as a white mf in the movie along with Leon Phelps singing "da butt" in a night club scene.
Bobby Lee could be a retired Hong Kong Dong. Who Teams up with KFD after being defeated by him years ago. Now working in one of this chicken franchises "KFD shikken" as a manager
2029 - SkyNet evolves from making these to unleashing Judgement Day. Unfortunately, it doesn't get the memo from itself and continues to create these, even though there's no Internet anymore, and no humans around.
Sadly the actor passed away from injuries following a 'car accident' during production of the 1977 sequel film. I would've liked to see him reprise his role, but things shuffled around a lot, and in the end they decided that Shaolin Schlong's son would take over the Way of the Dragon Dong dojo. Ironically the actor who played Hong Kong Dong is actually his son in real life. The more you know!
@@poly_g6068 I didn't know that, thank you. :) Well, the actor that played Honky Hank the Horse-Hung fared better. He struggled a lot with chronic priapism throughout his life, but he managed to overcome. Speaking of Honky Hank, I think he was a fine villain, with a long and hard character progression and I liked how him and Kung Fu Dick eventually became friends after they gave Schwanz and the Wienernazi Bikers a good pounding in the finale of Kung Fu Dick IV.
Ah, excellent work! Gave me a bit of a chuckle. I do wish people didn't pass these off as actually made in the era, though. It might clog up the algorithm and god forbid show up on searches when you'd want to find the real stuff of that era.
1.25x is the magic speed
Omg this is great
You my friend are a genius
I dunno, feels less powerful at a faster speed.
....True
1.5 is better.
"They went round for round in Chinatown,
and burned it down to the fuckin ground.
A hailstorm of perfect form, torn from the books of the kung-fu born" OKAY BUT WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD? The flow goes FOOLISH
Normal speed: Classic Soul
1.25x speed: Funk
1.50x speed: Disco
This is unironically dope af.
Those bars starting at :50 seconds in..i refuse to believe AI is capable of such fire.
❤️❤️❤️ you're absolutely right!
I guess frank Zappa really, really, was ahead oh his time
Unironically good lyrics
0:50 - 1:12
Return of the Little Dragon, starring Bruce Wee-wee, Wong Hung Lo, Eric Shun, Dixie Normus, Clit Torres, Anna Conda, and Miles Long, and introducing Sum Yung Guy.
Don't forget Long Fat Wang and Yung Hung Dong.
Hong Kong Dong sounds like Bruce Lee's porn star name...
The AI soundtrack to the lost season of Black Dynamite...
These cartoonish still are fire I would like to buy some
Thanks!! I'll let you know when I'm able to make those available 😎
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT COOL
hong kong dong need his own theme
This song should win a
Grammy.
😂 This should be on the Soundtrack to Black Dynamite 2
Bloody right it should be!! All other songs under hypothetical-consideration ain't worth shite!!!😂🔥
Or the remake of Five on the Black Hand Side….
1.25 speed. (Tap the gear, change playback speed to 1.25)
Thank me later.
No. 1.5
It removes the power, so I guess you're wrong, about Kung Fu Dick and Hong Kong Dong.
“with that weak ass shit” 😂😂😂😂
We need actual movies for songs like this. Kung Fu Hustle and Black Dynamite style movies
Yeah! They never should of stopped making em!!
Oh, you missed it.
We need Micheal Jai White, Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams, and Samuel L Jackson to Star in a Kung Fu Dick movie now! With special cameos by Dave Chappele, Jamie Fox, and Kevin Hart. With a Soundtrack featuring covers by Cee Lo Green. Let us not forget Will Ferral as a white mf in the movie along with Leon Phelps singing "da butt" in a night club scene.
Bobby Lee could be a retired Hong Kong Dong. Who Teams up with KFD after being defeated by him years ago. Now working in one of this chicken franchises "KFD shikken" as a manager
crowdfund dat muthafucka!
An MMA fight I didnt know I needed to see until now
In this case MMA means Many Male Appendages.😬
@@thefranken-thing 🤣
The story continues ❤
i should force my dnd party to experience me playing this character as a monk
Can I join the Dnd party? 😂
Putting the D in DnD.😏
@@thefranken-thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can just image the battles. 😮😂😂😂😂
I so Happy music continues to evolve.
Absolutely sure I have one of those Album covers somewhere in my collection. Just to lazy to dig through them all to find it.
The art is the most hilarious thing i have seen.
What in the goddamn fuck is this. I love it. 🥋
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in a while 😂
Subbed. The art is bobkers man, don't stop.
The art is AI Generated.
The most perfect b-side.
So, the question remains: who actually won? The answer, of course, is we ALL did.
Black Dynamite vs Evil sensei
his need to be a movie !!!
The universe loves to make me smile. 😂 this is fire. So glad it made its way to my TH-cam
"Seems like it's for 'Pride Month' .".
Ohhhh snap! Hong Kong Dong clapped back!
Cant wait for the movie 😂
😂🤣😂😂
The song doesn’t have enough Chinese folk music riffs
I'm f*cking dying right now!!!!!🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Holy shit this actually slaps
Heavy.
aside from the music, these AI covers are incredible
Pure Kung fu genius
Bruce Lee's been really quiet lately some say its because this finally surfaced others say
Are you the Shogun of Harlem?
_SHO-NUFF_
2029 - SkyNet evolves from making these to unleashing Judgement Day. Unfortunately, it doesn't get the memo from itself and continues to create these, even though there's no Internet anymore, and no humans around.
.25 if you're a transformer sippin' lean.
Lyrics please
classics
Shaolin Schlong Sam was still a better villain.
Sadly the actor passed away from injuries following a 'car accident' during production of the 1977 sequel film. I would've liked to see him reprise his role, but things shuffled around a lot, and in the end they decided that Shaolin Schlong's son would take over the Way of the Dragon Dong dojo. Ironically the actor who played Hong Kong Dong is actually his son in real life. The more you know!
@@poly_g6068 I didn't know that, thank you. :)
Well, the actor that played Honky Hank the Horse-Hung fared better. He struggled a lot with chronic priapism throughout his life, but he managed to overcome. Speaking of Honky Hank, I think he was a fine villain, with a long and hard character progression and I liked how him and Kung Fu Dick eventually became friends after they gave Schwanz and the Wienernazi Bikers a good pounding in the finale of Kung Fu Dick IV.
1.5x is the best
Yep
@scottstiefel2061 Depends on who you ask I think 1.25 myself.
is the whole song written by AI? or is it just assisting your song producing?
I hope it's the latter. It's already so far superior than all that Kanye Swift garbage that claims to be human-made.
There is an AI program that allows you to turn text into song of certain genre. So i think he writes lyrics and lets AI do it's thing
F Yeahhh !! 🔥🙌🔥Hit me with that Funky Atomic Wax style !! 💥 Goin' down in Chinatown 🤘😝
I'm scared
Be sprung in faith. The Way of the Dick will guide you.
This is cool
2:32 that pic needs to be a tattoo somewhere or on someone
Could someone please tell me how these album covers are made so I can make one of my own!!
Try Canva.
I asked the same question and Bing AI Generator seems like the source.
@@jonfowler7182 it's Suno AI. There's several but that's the 'magic' one. ;)
1.25
Ah, excellent work! Gave me a bit of a chuckle.
I do wish people didn't pass these off as actually made in the era, though.
It might clog up the algorithm and god forbid show up on searches when you'd want to find the real stuff of that era.
Well said! 😁
I think it's kickstarting a 21st century Funk revival
Lyrical.
Yeeeeeeh
❤
I remember summer 79 my pa showing my momma how is done while he b*at me up for not bringing enough money to the crib.
0:43. 1:36
How can AI spit bars this fat
it makes you question what really is music
Oh my goodness?? What?? Who??? I don't understand??
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 1:04
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:52
❤️🍻🍻
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT 🙌🙌
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT 🙌🙌
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I found this th-cam.com/video/X2UJCS1ZhEU/w-d-xo.html , instrumental only from old group Cojones.. amazing
😂