I made Minecraft's most cursed mod...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2021
- I am a man of science.
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Not just a long horse, but a horse that's back legs don't move from it's original spawn position, so anywhere it goes, it's body just snakes longer and longer.
Horke (Snake horse)
@@rlaecix7057 snorse
@@DrewsterRooster37 damnit i was gonna say that 😂🤘
Why does the long horse reminding me of the long warthog
@@sinksalesman1747 YES. I am adamant he watched Cursed Halo before making this mod.
i fell for the idea of walking boats. i really want it to be in game that if you leave your boat unsupervised for more than a couple of days , it just grows legs and starts to take care of itself, finds a nice place, makes friends, builds a house, maybe a farm, at some point starts a family, with another boat entity it has met on its journey. its grateful that you left it alone for these couple of days. now its the happiest boat it could ever be.
what if i break it
@@ProfessionalBugLover YOU MONSTER YOU TOOK A BOAT AWAY FROM HIS WIFE
And you can still ride it but it walks like a strider
@@ProfessionalBugLover its wife and kids stare at you and ask you, "why did you do that, why would you do that. out of all the boats you could take and you could break, why did you choose the one with wife, family, children, conciousness. is it a desperate need to feel better? or the need of power and attention? maybe it was jealousness, of something you've never had, real love?"
And eventually it becomes a demon that haunts the player setting up traps, Herobrine tunnels and other creepy stuff to try and scare you.
"It is 24 chunks long" "we gotta put it in a house"
I love how in this sheer chaos, this is what logic has come to
jim voice is so calm like he just lost all of his brain cell while making all of this mods
He is numb
The horse should bend around blocks as it walks, getting into knots as it stretches
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."
spingbing
Ah.. A spongebob reference
Yea the slaves did not agree with that one
BobSponge reference
the horses: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
Name a better quote.
"These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station patrol spill." - Jim 2021
i didnt know you could spill a Patrol.
@Duck For All yes
Mother
"You know what I call it? Submissive and breedable."
“h”
When he lit up the nether portal and both of them individually just entirely stopped mid sentence, in awe and disbelief what just happened, made me laugh more than i'd like to admit
"This should only be allowed to live in remote parts of Russia"
WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
not even that. expunge this from the planet forever.
I live in a remote part of russia, and I'm not against that mob👁️👄👁️
It's Jim, duh
The moment of silence when Jim lights up the two block tall portal just kills me
Therapist: Long Minecraft horse can’t hurt you, they aren’t real.
Long Minecraft horse: 🐴
🐴🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
Nobody:
Jim: Makes a horse that's 20 chunks long
Imagine seeing that in real life, lol
@@jbbeats6339 the horse would probably win every single horse race in the world
@@jbbeats6339 in real life that would be 320 meters long
Never been to Long Ring Long Land?
" It's a beautiful work of art, like a _Potassium_ "
_* Kris, get the banana_
GET. THAT. BANNANA.
Get the banana now so I can eat it!
@@zakwickham136 Bruh
Mmm. Potassium
THE BANNA KRIS
6:15
Jim : [ Stop and stare at somewhere suspiciously]
Guest : [ Gasping in fear ] Are you seeing thing Jim....?
Jim : *They're Coming*
[ Vordt of the Boreal Valley playing in the background ]
Honestly these should just be added to Minecraft
nah bruh it’s CURSED
what's up checkmark
Yes
ofc
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG I need this
"You know I call it? Submissive and breedable."
Best joke of the video, specially with the immediate jump cut to Jim leaving.
You just removed 90 years from my life
I really love how he sounds like he's giving a presentation in class 90% of the video.
I like how calm jim is while his friends question there sanity
This was incredible Jim..
o7 sir
@@ItsJimJCX wat
@@an_unknown_guy he said, o7 sir
@@Medusa_The-Bard wat
@@snerdyurgh wat
"I know what I'm doing."
Also him: [walks into lava and bursts with items]
"How many mobs do you know that have a radius."
My personal favorite
"Theyre coming..." * Chest floats by*
"These mobs are going to make Chernobyl look like gas oil spill" I never in my life though I would hear this line yet it's not one of the funniest things I've ever heard
"You know what I call it? Submissive and Breedable"
i hope it is true in real life
Now I'm scared
5:43 "They say im smooth with it, and I dont know what that means"
5:16 "i know what im doing"
*proceeds to die to a single pixel of lava*
"These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill" -Jim 2021
If I never knew about minecraft and downloaded this it totally could have just been a 'cursed' game. The only thing that might have tipped me off was the horse having all four legs in the right place but just EXTENDED.
Also this is hilarious. Love it.
I love how youre so nonchalant about everything like "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that." All while your friends are just, "What the f-"
you are CRIMINALLY underrated my dude
the long horses in the tower make me think of snipers with laser sights or something
ItsJim: has glitched helmet
Piglins:
It's free real estate.
4:35 you'll never lose your village again
2:54, да, у нас на Камчатке такие живут. Но они не опасные, если их не трогать и изредка подкармливать. Водкой и картошкой.
"These animals make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill"
Accurate statement!!! XD
This content really reminds me of old schlatt during the smplive days and i love it.
Yeah same here
"Id like to see dream do this"
Hear me out: A long horse, but the front and the back move independently. With space for a lot of saddles. And if you attack them with shears, it just splits into two shorter horses.
tip: make a texturepack with cross being 1 pixel offest (probably vertically and horizontaly)
i love how jim does the benrey-ass bit of dropping something batshit insane and then immediately trying to introduce a mundane task to cover up whatever he last said
the content and the editing is so entertaining, keep going bud..
Me: Watches the long horse part
My brain: Long horse Trevor Henderson
Jim: do you know it’s better than long horse? Longer Horse
Long Horse is the best thing I've seen all day apart from Up Sheep and Beef Helmet. Pure genius.
Never in my life did I think I would see a desert village house emanating rays of horse
Jim:you know what I call him
Other person:what?
Jim: SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE.🤣🤣
*_submissive and breedable_*
that was the moment when my lungs were absolutely freaking destroyed
Therapist: Thicc sheep isn't real it can't hurt you.
Thicc sheep:
Love your content bud! Keep it up!
1:53 normal, its OKAY
3:22 Ah yes, my favorite urban legend.
You need to be in the next April fool update
love your vids bro, keep up the good work homie
Idea: make a clock using the long horses.
The intro clip is priceless 👌
the silence was so loud when you lit that portal
ItsJim: for the soul purpose of frying my friends brain
Me: jokes on you mine is already fried
Notch fears Jim. Mojang fears Jim.
His friends slowly forgetting how to play Minecraft is the best part
2:17 man that helmet’s pretty beefy!
Let's admit, Jim has the best sense of humor in youtube history.
JIM, *YOU ALMOST KILLED ME* Lol When you were giving your description about that long-highway horse I was eating noodles ._. And I laughed, as you imagine, I choked. But I'm ok lol
They should make you the Lead dev of the April fools updates
3:20 **PLUK VAN DE PETTEFLAT INTENSIFIES**
Perhaps him wearing a helmet as boots should be the least of my worries
I love the fact that he created a Horsckel
Perfect
2:00 almost gave me a heart attack
0:38 golden helmet on your feet? yeah, not even 40 seconds in and i can already tell this is gonna be too cursed
That been helmet really got me🤣
this was hilarious and earned you a subscriber
Jim: Hey. Remember when we were talking about sleep paralysis demons?
Small, modular mods that can be reused in the future and in other videos. Seen some mods from others just pop up in other videos and I appreciate the efficiency
I do believe that we need a download of this mod. I approve of the chaos you've created.
First vid I've seen of your channel and I'm now in love with you.
Just get a skeleton horse and then boom you got Long Horse
0:18 ``to cuum``
Yea he fried my brain by the golden helmet on his feet.
Ah sweet.
Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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*…the horse is an absolute hellspawn.*
*Chokes on water when the horses first shows up*
The long horses... I can't do this anymore, I laughed forever when they got stuck in the house.. I can't-, I can't- pls
jim talks so casually i cant even
Jim behind you
*Hermitcraft references*
GEM BEHIND YOU
this the funniest dude ive seen in awhile
same😀
“These guys are gonna make Sharon-yoble look like a gas station explosion”
Haha great video though!
Dude you’re hilarious these videos are great!
This is beautiful and insane. You genuinely deserve an award
ngl your channel is really underrated
4:35 that right there is the best one
Therapist: Long horses don't exist, they can't hurt you.
Long horses:
Wither‘s death sound is the most epic sound in Minecraft in my opinion. Great choice for these “boatoids”, sir.
4:38 you will never lose your house since you can nearly always find it
BROOO IM CRYING 😂😂😂😭 THE DOG 😭
*enters the nether through cursed portal
*encounters chest_entity.jar
*leaves nether to live a happy life with radius horse and boat_entity.jar
Fantastic. 10/10 this is why I surf TH-cam at 6am.
Me: a mod save me a slice!
Me: ok that's good ok ok
Me: after:that's enough CURSED THINGS
the portal one was perfect just SO SO SO SO SO SO SO PERFECT
5:40 had me crying 😂
"How many mobs do you know that have a radius" I'm sorry but I started tearing up
So this is where Trevor got the idea for Long Horse from
Bringing “it’s long… like a horse” to another level
7:56 lol