So many companies have their products made in China that most factories have english speaking representatives. Also, there are many dialects of Chinese, Mandarin and Cantonese are the two most highly represented. Not that you care though
This episode will always remind me of the time my friend and I found a conspiracy theory article titled "gin and tacos: the only true predators of dopamine"
I live in florida... the only fire ball ive seen is a meth lab explode in the distance... and for the masturbation... all guys... it just happens sometimes... XD
So am I the only person that supplied "golf course in the basement" in the travelling to the cabin in the forest story? I mean really, why settle for beating the Mayan robots to death when you could also beat a joke about Crendor's sex life and Dr. Jesse Freud to death. . . . . it would also fit with the getting sold into sex slavery theme.
Great quote for the tombstone... I started to believe it, until I started reading it... Does that mean we'll believe Jesse is dead, but when we read his tombstone he won't actually be dead?
Twenty aught three? Well man I would rather be at 2003 right now... ya I'm being that guy that points out all of the stupid mistakes :-( you guys are awesome, are these still going on? If not, why?!
Florida is not as bad as any other state in the U.S..Infact the crimes,gangs,guns,drugs and the huge contrast between the rich and poor in California is WORSE than Florida..but because Jesse lives in Cali he doesnt make fun of it. so instead he makes fun of other states because he is not stupid..I love Jesse but i hate it when he makes fun of states he knows nothing about
Florida is the only place in the world (except Japan, but they don't count because they're not actually real) to spawn an internet headline superhero. Thats pretty damn crazy.
"Where's all this sex slavery taking place at?!?" - another one for the tombstone. ;)
Oh the irony, I watch this so that I can feel good while falling asleep.
I'm just going to save that comment as the best I've seen on youtube so far.
This entire show is just in jokes.
So many companies have their products made in China that most factories have english speaking representatives. Also, there are many dialects of Chinese, Mandarin and Cantonese are the two most highly represented.
Not that you care though
Or if you have a ringtone that says, "The bomb has been planted!"
This episode will always remind me of the time my friend and I found a conspiracy theory article titled "gin and tacos: the only true predators of dopamine"
Sauce? Please share
Wake ur ass up it's time for Cox and Crendawg in the morniiinnggg! Boop boop boop boop beep beep beep. Cox and Crendawg in the morning!
"Cheeseburger in paradise!"
THERE WAS NO FLAPING!!!!!!!!!!
I listen to this instead of the new from TV XD
Idaho actually does have a high amount of meth use.....funnily enough I didn't hear anything about fireballs
"Just a bunch of dudes on a beach, beating it, with cheese burger in paradise."
I love you guys :)
Awww yeah!
Happy New Year! Oh wait..
I can't wait for this oh its buldjing gota do it right now
I live in florida... the only fire ball ive seen is a meth lab explode in the distance... and for the masturbation... all guys... it just happens sometimes... XD
basically you just confirmed everything they just said. lol
yes i did
It's true Jesse, my sister went to mexico and got robbed quite hard as she was a bit naive. She also got robbed in a hotel in Vegas.
Happy New Year everybody!
CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE!
So am I the only person that supplied "golf course in the basement" in the travelling to the cabin in the forest story? I mean really, why settle for beating the Mayan robots to death when you could also beat a joke about Crendor's sex life and Dr. Jesse Freud to death.
. . . . it would also fit with the getting sold into sex slavery theme.
O wait this isn't new
HOLY SHIT THE BELL AT THE END IT FINALLY HAPPENED OR I AT LEAST NOTICED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME
Happy New Year.
has 3 words.
HL3 CONFIRMED.
i love this so much
Happy Birthday World! Your 13 Years Old Now!
Great quote for the tombstone... I started to believe it, until I started reading it... Does that mean we'll believe Jesse is dead, but when we read his tombstone he won't actually be dead?
did you know that you can kill boxes with Cutters Designed for such a task?
And the tombstone quote list grows longer.....
i can see the chines kids singing making english(be like making Christmas from night mare before Christmas)
why would some1 refill your coffee without you asking?
Because thats how coffee works in america. Refill my damn coffee at least 3 times
There is also a bunch of olld people in Florida
crendor i need to know what that soundboard app is called
I live in Idaho. :(
the only one.
We're in 2014. Where's the nature of God, the bee return and tree radiation?
The nature of god is in the library, didn't you hear? go read some quantam physics books.
Noboru Sora Tree radiation is ALSO in the library. It is the force that reveals to you the nature of God as you read the quantum physics books.
But what about the bees?
***** The bees ARE God.
***** the bees never left
If they could fill four hours there would be no reason not to syndicate them into cities across the world.
Cheeseburger in paradise!
Of course they don't, they don't know him, he's adopted after all.
Why dont you go to work on making a english sweat shop China! (Tombstone)
TB used to work in the English-mines until Thatcher shut them down and it was outsourced to China.
HL3. Holy shit. I can see clearly now.
You're actually Captain Obvious in disguise
Actually the Chinese have English schools all over the place...so China speaks English better than we speak chinese.
Twenty Odd Three. so yes he means 2013
I almost believed something existed until i read it. (put it on the tombstone) xD
No, I'm pretty sure Cpt. Obvious is adopted. O.o
Captain Obvious would HAVE no disguise!
Twenty aught three? Well man I would rather be at 2003 right now... ya I'm being that guy that points out all of the stupid mistakes :-( you guys are awesome, are these still going on? If not, why?!
I'm actually not adopted.
The Human Caterpillar.....
Finally
Who disliked this! Tell me who I want names!
04:45 - 05:12 should be animated.
Click on show comment for a magical adventure.
I lied.
Are you a lie?
Florida is not as bad as any other state in the U.S..Infact the crimes,gangs,guns,drugs and the huge contrast between the rich and poor in California is WORSE than Florida..but because Jesse lives in Cali he doesnt make fun of it. so instead he makes fun of other states because he is not stupid..I love Jesse but i hate it when he makes fun of states he knows nothing about
...Is there a highly successful California Man twitter?
Florida is the only place in the world (except Japan, but they don't count because they're not actually real) to spawn an internet headline superhero. Thats pretty damn crazy.