The 500-117 joke was superb, the rs10 note joke was very good, your acting skills are very good and way you move from one side to another side of the stage like a key toy is amazing too
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@@kartikmessner2868 Yes no one count or say - Mein ne Noodle Noodle Noodle khaye hai.................Very funny joke which Only Kartik understood from Mess ner
The answer to the question asked at 7:30 was actually 1 kg feathers.... Because when we weight it in normal conditions due to much more volume than that of stone , it experience an upward buoyant force (as air is a fluid)... So the weight on the weight scale is actually : actual weight -(minus)-force due boutancy... 😂
A currency note is a legal tender and it is to be accepted if offered as a form of payment. So it says, "I promise to pay the bearer the sum of X Rs", which is vindictive of the above explanation. Back in the days when there was barter system people used to bargain a thing for a thing, transaction backed by a value of physical significance. Today we do that with a paper called a currency note, valued by a promise and an assurance from the government well accepted by all of us. Just a thought experiment 1gold coin weighing 4.58gm= Rs. 25,162 Our usual 1Re coin weighing 4.48gm= Rs.1.11 Feels too much and unnecessary? I know
sometimes her jokes are not that awesome...but she covers up with her expressions and other skills....and one more thing I have observed in Indian comedy audience....ki agar ladki ne stage pe abusive word use kr diya...to paagalo ki tarah hasne lag jaate hain....chahe usme joke ho ya naa ho
You are naturally funny. funny female comics are very very rare ( in urban areas.long story ).and you are one.the 10 rupee joke was legit.don't let the haters get to you.if you have any.coming from a garden variety sexist.
FEATHERS! Feathers is actually the right answer. It's a physics question and unfortunately has no maths in it. In reality, where a kilo of feathers displaces more volume of air and eventually experiences a higher buoyant force. This is ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE. If measured in vacuum a kilo of feathers will be infinitesimally heavier than a kilo of iron even though both have the same mass. A very simple but an interesting 10-th standard physics problem from the topic: Mass Vs Weight.
@@blaze7177 In this universe we can. If you're confusing mass with weight, we still can. If you confusing vaccum with space with no third entity's gravity, we still can. If you put both the objects in space, they'll attract each other and will collide at the exact center, if the masses were equal, if not the collision will near to the heavier (more mass) object.
@@surajgoplani655 Dont get me wrong but , depends from people to people tbH, cuz at the end of the day , even an unfunny comedian again takes some efforts to reach their destination 🤷♂️
@@blaze7177 nhi yrr aisa nhi hai... Swati ki pehli video kaafi average thi...mai toh usko viral hone se pehle se jaanta hu.. Woh pehle insta pe reels daala krti thi aur kaafi funny hua krti thi lekin Pata ni kyu pehli TH-cam video me hug diya usne
@@surajgoplani655 exactly Uske pehle ke videos, shorts pe comments dekh aur ab Love is Love vale stand up pe comments dekh DRASTIC CHANGE 🥴🤣 That's what Indian audience is all about LMFAO
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Such good amazing content and the audience just kills the jokes. They don't understand smart punchlines, laugh before. People in the comments say the delivery can be better but who are we to judge, are you there to laugh or be a critic, no one asked for it. The audience even pays and then they don't laugh, maybe they pay and they perceive it as an elite ability to attend a comedy show in a metro makes them superior to 2/3 tier cities watching it online and the smart ass comments from the audience follows. She probably knows it. Its the best set Ive watched for a long time, live or online. The woman commenting 'both' proves she wants validity from her class teacher she never got. I wish the comics could just teach people to stfu or go along the joke. ITS NOT A PHYSICS CLASS
Bhai itna over analyze mat kar. Usne "both" reply kuchh prove karne ke liye nahi kiya. Vo involve ho gayi thi set me ,"If a comedian manages to present her many times rehearsed act as casual talk then It is actually her victory"
Good set, but you moving back and forth all the time was a little distracting for me. Use the stage, but not in this way where you do the same thing from start to end. Ofcourse you did not do it willingly, it's just body movement, try to control it and then you will kill it absolutely.
I laughed till I heard the "math problem", I'm confused from which side I should take offense, physics or maths? anyways chamtkar toh dono ka hua hai so maybe both? Maths and Physics both are ready to take jokes but not this 😂
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10 kg of stones are just stones , but if you try to carry 10 kg of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
damn.
😲
Bakchod😆
Or maybe just carry 10 kg of butter chicken tikka and suddenly it's happiness with a pint of lime and mint😂
Uff... Great writing
Lol, why would you delete the comments? What hapund
They changed the spelling of hapund. That's what hapund
Her parents read all her comments.
😃
Galat likhega to aarti thode hi utaregi
Her parents disowned her ...this happond
The 500-117 joke was superb, the rs10 note joke was very good, your acting skills are very good and way you move from one side to another side of the stage like a key toy is amazing too
Disclaimer is 🔥
That struggle of subtracting 117 from 500 was so hilariously depicted
Woh balance 3 kisme se nikalna hai.. it confuses me everytime
383
Bhai mujhe laga ki sirf mai hai hu joh waise solve karta tha lol, sab logh ek jaise hai
phone me calculator hota hai💀
Women ☕
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As a maths major, i enjoyed this standup too much lol
Please dont let this new genre die, seriously. Killing set.
Maths POV: what hapund to her
I love her confidence. To perform in such silence, and upload on youtube. 👍
This is not appreciation she expected 😅
Itna silence bhi nhi tha bro
abe jaa na
She is better in acting than in delivering jokes.
No.bandi actually funny hai.
Lol true
@@kartikmessner2868 Yes no one count or say - Mein ne Noodle Noodle Noodle khaye hai.................Very funny joke which Only Kartik understood from Mess ner
100 percent right
@@kartikmessner2868 bhai rehne de
The answer to the question asked at 7:30 was actually 1 kg feathers.... Because when we weight it in normal conditions due to much more volume than that of stone , it experience an upward buoyant force (as air is a fluid)... So the weight on the weight scale is actually : actual weight -(minus)-force due boutancy... 😂
Well if both are 1kg
Aren't the just equally heavy ?
Don't let this new genre die.
This is the best I have seen this year
Mne video dekh k survive kr liya, Ab compensation Kaha s milega
A currency note is a legal tender and it is to be accepted if offered as a form of payment. So it says, "I promise to pay the bearer the sum of X Rs", which is vindictive of the above explanation.
Back in the days when there was barter system people used to bargain a thing for a thing, transaction backed by a value of physical significance. Today we do that with a paper called a currency note, valued by a promise and an assurance from the government well accepted by all of us.
Just a thought experiment
1gold coin weighing 4.58gm= Rs. 25,162
Our usual 1Re coin weighing 4.48gm= Rs.1.11
Feels too much and unnecessary? I know
In case you're reading this Sejal, please come to Chandigarh.
The audience is so cold, the jokes were landing amazing 👍
Audience is smart
Bhai kahan land ho rahe the joke? Moon pe?
the "biskit biskit biskit" got me so bad
It should do well, you know, number-wise.
Loved the video Sej and I hope that new set gets a hilarious punchline and you kill it.
❤❤
I can watch you do comedy whole day
sometimes her jokes are not that awesome...but she covers up with her expressions and other skills....and one more thing I have observed in Indian comedy audience....ki agar ladki ne stage pe abusive word use kr diya...to paagalo ki tarah hasne lag jaate hain....chahe usme joke ho ya naa ho
Shes very funny! The audience are used to very regular humor which is familiar. Keep doing this you're amaze! The signature part was so funny 😂😂😂
Great material! I would’ve loved to see more of what that 10 rupee note had. An observation/joke that’s never been done before.
Navel>jokes
Gurl your live audience doesn’t get you for some reason. You are absolutely fab! Timing is spot on, cery relatable jokes.
The audience are struggling to laugh!!
You are naturally funny. funny female comics are very very rare ( in urban areas.long story ).and you are one.the 10 rupee joke was legit.don't let the haters get to you.if you have any.coming from a garden variety sexist.
Completed 10k steps while doing stand up. Kudos !
FEATHERS!
Feathers is actually the right answer. It's a physics question and unfortunately has no maths in it. In reality, where a kilo of feathers displaces more volume of air and eventually experiences a higher buoyant force.
This is ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE.
If measured in vacuum a kilo of feathers will be infinitesimally heavier than a kilo of iron even though both have the same mass.
A very simple but an interesting 10-th standard physics problem from the topic: Mass Vs Weight.
In vaccum they both will weight the same.
Not sure what you're assuming
Aao IIT clear karein yaheen
Idk me konse nashe kar raha tha when they taught this to me in 10th , But now that im in 12th I'm able to connect the dots lmao
In vacuum we can never conclude masses of objects !!
@@blaze7177 In this universe we can.
If you're confusing mass with weight, we still can.
If you confusing vaccum with space with no third entity's gravity, we still can.
If you put both the objects in space, they'll attract each other and will collide at the exact center, if the masses were equal, if not the collision will near to the heavier (more mass) object.
You can't denie.. she's CUTE!
A quick question. If Sejal buys 1 Kg stones for 10 rupees then what is radius of Pluto in light years?
Some comedian deserve better audience🙂
Nah man Sejal is unfunny...in India only swati sachdeva is doing good. Baaki sab ko apni field change krleni chahiye tbvh
@@surajgoplani655 Dont get me wrong but , depends from people to people tbH, cuz at the end of the day , even an unfunny comedian again takes some efforts to reach their destination 🤷♂️
@@surajgoplani655 jo viral ho jata hai uski dum pakad ke Beth jaate hai
Ayee avg Internet users shit
@@blaze7177 nhi yrr aisa nhi hai... Swati ki pehli video kaafi average thi...mai toh usko viral hone se pehle se jaanta hu.. Woh pehle insta pe reels daala krti thi aur kaafi funny hua krti thi lekin Pata ni kyu pehli TH-cam video me hug diya usne
@@surajgoplani655 exactly
Uske pehle ke videos, shorts pe comments dekh aur ab Love is Love vale stand up pe comments dekh DRASTIC CHANGE 🥴🤣
That's what Indian audience is all about LMFAO
She moves like a pendulum and it makes me remember all my HC Verma harmonics equation
Oh damn......you nailed it in disclaimer only😂😂
Looks like Somebody didn’t have economcs in class 12
The end "jivii wethi"😂❤
x, y in English 😇
x, y in Math 💀
You could use "biscuits" "noodles" 👍
Best stand up I have ever watched. Laughed my lungs out. Love you Sejal❤️
"Ever", right!
Just few minutes before I was thinking how much I like maths and this video didn't change my mind 🐱
After the ex heard interior motive he thought happooned is possible
what a nice disclaimer!😀
Sejal = pendulum.
You know you are very special for me.
When I literally watching your video
My crush call me at that moment.
Mere se aaj tk kis ladki ne baat nhi ki😢😢
@@madhavmathur4008 pdhle
I waited this whole time for the math problem. It didn't arrive
The painting in the last was given to sejal by that art student 🌝
Funny thing is that all those who solve integrations quickly,tend to calculate changes much slowly.
When your friends force you to become stand-up comedian 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@Ujjwal7120 , Bhai 🤣 same like Rahul Gandhi 🤣 when you want to become politician
@@PSH558 😂😂😂😂
@@Ujjwal7120, 🤣🤣same with me when you can't control your sexual urges 🤣🤣🤣🤥🤥🤥and want to become brhmchari
epic man ...BuiscuitX10....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
LoL 😆 Bee Spelling Competition 😂
Foreign Host - Spell - Hauhpunnd'
Bengali NRI - pls tell origin of word 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Later Host said ....Sejal Bhat Country
Abe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I probably enjoyed this act a bit more than I should have 😂😂
hey Siri, Remind me to laugh in 2 days
@Sejal what "happoned"? Why not uploading more videos? ... love from Pakistan :)
What smart writing! I couldn't stop laughing. Wish audience had behaved better.
I was thinking about one of her show but her name was not coming to my mind. woke up the next day and got the name. watched this video at 5 am.
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Sejal you are simply amazing, I love the way , you keep oscillating 😁
Such good amazing content and the audience just kills the jokes. They don't understand smart punchlines, laugh before. People in the comments say the delivery can be better but who are we to judge, are you there to laugh or be a critic, no one asked for it. The audience even pays and then they don't laugh, maybe they pay and they perceive it as an elite ability to attend a comedy show in a metro makes them superior to 2/3 tier cities watching it online and the smart ass comments from the audience follows. She probably knows it. Its the best set Ive watched for a long time, live or online. The woman commenting 'both' proves she wants validity from her class teacher she never got. I wish the comics could just teach people to stfu or go along the joke. ITS NOT A PHYSICS CLASS
Bhai itna over analyze mat kar. Usne "both" reply kuchh prove karne ke liye nahi kiya. Vo involve ho gayi thi set me ,"If a comedian manages to present her many times rehearsed act as casual talk then It is actually her victory"
You are absolutely correct
absolutely rocking performance nailed it! big fan of you Sejal, please upload videos regularly. ☺
She is one of the finest comedians I have seen. Fun person to be around
Yes you can make a promissory note btw
the observation on the note was next level🫡
Lorem ipsum😂😉
Babe why r u not uploading videos anymore
Disclaimer start with lorem was the funniest part 😂😂
This feels so fresh! Loved it
Noodle को कौन गिनता है भाई 😂
my favourite comic , love you sejal .
“I am ten rupees”
Intelligent jokes but not an intelligent audience for her
But one day she will break the Internet
Where is your spectacles?? Without spectacles you look so eerie by god I'm not lying 😌
i thought I would laugh at this after seeing the video I can confirm i didnt
Jokes were good, but apparently there was something missing.
The room was not good... The jokes are sooo good!
People who have low level of humour
Go for these jokes
Good set, but you moving back and forth all the time was a little distracting for me. Use the stage, but not in this way where you do the same thing from start to end. Ofcourse you did not do it willingly, it's just body movement, try to control it and then you will kill it absolutely.
the delay in the laugh says it all
Her wardrobe and punchlines both are on point:)
I laughed so hard when she says she is professional standup comedian......
BTW that 1KG cotton vs stones is more like a physics problem not maths 😁
It’s a common sense problem more than anything else.
Bhai log ye kitni pyaari hai ❤️❤️🙏🙏
She is looks cute with dumb jokes
Numbors!
I need more of her
I laughed till I heard the "math problem", I'm confused from which side I should take offense, physics or maths? anyways chamtkar toh dono ka hua hai so maybe both? Maths and Physics both are ready to take jokes but not this 😂
Really like your work hope you keep up!!
she's moving like me........when the washroom was busy and was trying to distract myself from pissing on myself🙂🙂🙂
We Hella Miss You,Want new videos and you Accent yagrataaz..[yagrataaz]
Sejal Di Please Make A New Video I'm Waiting
For your Performance Mam.
Take Care.. 😊
Ye agar comedian hai to mai bhi prime minister hu .
She has very good jokes. I think she should time pauses better. That's my uneducated feeling.
You’re unable to do comedy for fun either not just math lol
You know, I am very good at math!
She forgot to tell when to laugh. :|
shit dude its actually 263 minutes from pluto😂😂
You talk in hindi for more comedy 👌
Noice, ulterior.
I loved the desclaimer 😂
I can't able to focus on comedy.....😉😉😉❣️
Then focus on your grammar dude
@@anushka9304 okay done 👍
@@anushka9304 ,😕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤥🤥🤥
We needed a female counterpart of Atul Khatri desperately, that to while he's alive still!!
I think we need to use smart phone smartly 500-117 😑
And more smartly if you are paying cash.