How Deathworlders Accidentally Became the Best Students in Galactic Warfare 101 | HFY | SCI FI
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ต.ค. 2024
- 🚀 "How Deathworlders Accidentally Became the Best Students in Galactic Warfare 101" | HFY Sci-Fi Short Story 🌌
Buckle up for an interstellar adventure that'll have you laughing harder than a Florxian trying to use chopsticks! In this hilarious HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah!) tale, we follow three human students as they turn a boring Galactic Warfare 101 class into the talk of the universe.
🎭 Meet our protagonists:
• Aria Rodriguez: The secret space nerd with a knack for asking the right questions
• Jack Thompson: Self-proclaimed troublemaker and master of sarcasm
• Marcus Chen: Charmer extraordinaire with a penchant for Earth's deadliest creatures
Watch as these deathworlders navigate alien academia, terrify their classmates with tales of Earth's wildlife, and accidentally revolutionize galactic military strategy. From weaponized Australian flora to planet-wide defense systems that would make even the most hardened space pirate think twice, this story has it all!
🔥 Highlights include:
• The Great Snargaluff Dispute and why it's basically a cosmic timeshare gone wrong
• Why you should never, EVER touch a gympie gympie plant
• The "Australia 2.0" protocol: Making an entire planet say "Nope!" to invasion
• Alien reactions to Earth's most terrifying creatures (Spoiler: It's not what you think!)
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, John Scalzi, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if humans brought their unique brand of chaos to the stars. This tale proves that sometimes, the best defense is a good offense - especially when that offense involves weaponized geese and terraforming technology.
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Hey the Amazon is tropical Australia, and maybe more !
Love that proposed Deterrent Planet; I need a localized version in case the USA Congress decides to strip us of all rights and I object.
interestingly considering recent events its more likely your rights will be stripped from you by your supreme court...
"jim pea, jim pie"...🤣🤣🤣🤣
its "Gympie, Gympie!!" (gim pea, gim pea if you want an easier pronouncement)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
even dried, age old, botanical specimens of the plant have to be handled with extreme care by researchers...😁😁
interestingly, considering its effects, i don't think it has ever been developed as a biological weapon...