*GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SUBURB!* HEAR YE HEAR YE! The latest and greatest in city planning has now arrived to Manor Lords! So get yourself an all American beverage, lean back in your easy chair and enjoy this PATRIOTIC Manor Lords city building experience!
how much research did you do for these bits? I swear I enjoy the humor, but I just keep getting hit with depression at the 'commentary' in equal parts.
As a southern American, 4:46 was a perfect representation of what I hear with on a daily basis, but replace “British” with liberal or democrat. Koifish always coming in hot with facts.
Commies were so terrible at city/civil building that the buildings of soviet era just give me instant depression. Thank NATO/America for disbanding soviet states.
As an American, I truly feel there was ONE thing missing... Someone needed to mess with your boats and you answer with a "proportional" response by utterly destroying their armies and appearing in front of them to "negotiate." You have a burger in one hand, and a pistol in the other. Both are on the table... choose wisely.
Needing a car to get anywhere in this country is such a pain for the elderly. My grandma always buys stuff she doesn't want on shopping trips so she has the excuse of going out on another shopping run to return them and continue the cycle. I haven't learned how to drive, nor would I even have access to a car. But if she asked me to take the bullet train to the mall, I'd say hell yes. The mall would also be full of business since people actually go there since they wouldn't have to put up with traffic.
To make this a truly blue collar American town you're missing a tavern (or several) and an archery range (also several) so they can practice shooting their bows and getting drunk after work. Also more churches.
I am convinced I ironically that some Americans while playing this game will build sub urbs style settlements because that's all their mind have known and can comprehend
As a Swede I am always a little curious if this is how you actually speak english with that accent irl as well or if you make it up to sound more fun :P Either way it works.
This is like unironically the opposite of America though, most homes here have tons of space between and we have lush woodlands throughout most of the states that can support them.
Where are these houses with "tons of space" in America that you speak of? One quick look on Google maps on any major US city shows me that the opposite is true. Most suburbs are just endless rows of houses that are packed in like sardines - far away from the city centre.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 literally everywhere besides the city lmao, what are you smoking bro? Like yeah, of course the urban centers that are specifically designed to be dense are like that. And not all suburbs may have giant lawns, but guess what? The United States is a massive country and the majority of towns aren’t direct city suburbs. You’re specifically giving examples of urban areas that inherently have less space, just as any urban area around the world would be. Cherry picking very specific places to prove your point isn’t a very solid argument.
*GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SUBURB!*
HEAR YE HEAR YE! The latest and greatest in city planning has now arrived to Manor Lords! So get yourself an all American beverage, lean back in your easy chair and enjoy this PATRIOTIC Manor Lords city building experience!
how much research did you do for these bits? I swear I enjoy the humor, but I just keep getting hit with depression at the 'commentary' in equal parts.
0/10 not enough guns per American
Bro build a soviet union town and potato farms.
technically western Europeans have destroyed more environments than any other nationalities
you dun used the "More Lumber" song in the first minutes of the video, mighty fine tune if you ask me
How American - “Damn it, the homeless are making more permanent shelters!”
underrated comment...
How American; I don’t know what is my gender
@@proshowetsingerq7129
It’s either
“There are infinite genders”
“I don’t like the other gender”
Koifish brought democracy to manor lords before the game even released. God Bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🦅🦅🦅🦅RRRRAAAAHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Easily my favorite American TH-camr. He's gotta be careful with that Swedish accent tho, dont want him to get cancelled
I wouldn't be surprised if Jarl Haesteinn started settling in Manor Lords
No matter where Koifish runs, Haesteinn will always haunt him.
As a southern American, 4:46 was a perfect representation of what I hear with on a daily basis, but replace “British” with liberal or democrat. Koifish always coming in hot with facts.
"wake up LIBRUL, wake up sleepyhead. i made you breakfast."
Koifish, you are in the haestein english wikipedia page, in fictional represantation! Look it up!
Damn, you are right.
Oh, he is. 😀
i edited him into it lol
@@haroldgōdwinessunu you did?
@@isakhylander2806 Yep, want me to edit the page again to proove it?
Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union run in this game.
Yes exactly. But he needs to mod tall brutalism apartments somehow in a medieval way.
How do you make a Holodomor?
@@elduquecaradura1468 just refuse to give food to the minority in your community
@@elduquecaradura1468 not a genocide, just saying
@@issober0110its more off export all the food from the food producing region.
Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union farming run.
It wasn't DONE right! THIS time though! And were getting dense population. It's the best time!
Commies were so terrible at city/civil building that the buildings of soviet era just give me instant depression. Thank NATO/America for disbanding soviet states.
As a citizen from Baltimore currently living in Denver , I approve of this! 15:10
The social commentary in this video was so on point 😂
I can’t believe the funniest video I’ve seen in years is about a medieval city builder
-tries to replicate america to mock it
-itfuckingworks
-ends up reinforcing long standing american tradition
whoosh
As a American who lives in the south , i approve this message 👏
3:24 "No one needs a fully semi-automatic assault-spear with high-capacity spearhead clips!"
Honestly amazing how accurately America was represented here.
Did he think we wouldn't realize he uploaded this on the Anniversary of the Battles of Concord and Lexington?
NO! THIS IS AMERICA! WE NOTICED!
Indescribably based, Koifish must have lived here for a while
This is the most accurate slander of America I’ve ever seen. Not a single lie was spoken.
I'm sure koifish meant selling houses for $500,000 as hyperbole, but as someone living on the east coast that's a hell of a deal lmao
On the one hand. A koifish video (automatically brilliant) + a game I absolutely love the look of.
On the other hand. Americans.
it warms my American heart to see my country presented so truthfully!
Now, to make it really realistic, only put four people or less for every job you have 🤣
reminds me of robbaz (RIP) good one.
robbaz streams on twitch like everyday though
You and Chiwa are onto great things with Manor Lords
Man... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS GAME!!!! Can't wait for the official release!
Thank you koifish for the hype
Your Storytelling is amazing Koifish:) another epic video:)
10/10 one of my favourite hellscape dystopias to date
I know this is a humorous video but i have seen amerucan streamers unironically build towns like that in manor lord
Like who?
And another great urbanism channel was born!
This game is so nice. I'm buying it directly when it's released!
American? That just looks like Göteborg :P
E neko naš da gleda Koifisha
If this game ever gets a Fallout mod. It's gonna be wild.
That was a dedicated Raaaaaaaaa🦅
You know as an American, these jokes should offend me but I find them far too hilarious to care.
As an American, I truly feel there was ONE thing missing... Someone needed to mess with your boats and you answer with a "proportional" response by utterly destroying their armies and appearing in front of them to "negotiate." You have a burger in one hand, and a pistol in the other. Both are on the table... choose wisely.
America's fuck yeah land of free
Needing a car to get anywhere in this country is such a pain for the elderly. My grandma always buys stuff she doesn't want on shopping trips so she has the excuse of going out on another shopping run to return them and continue the cycle.
I haven't learned how to drive, nor would I even have access to a car. But if she asked me to take the bullet train to the mall, I'd say hell yes.
The mall would also be full of business since people actually go there since they wouldn't have to put up with traffic.
These are some strong kilian experience vibes
Koi fish is truly a patriot 🇺🇸🦅🗽
When your trying to be American your Swedish accent goes a bit Welsh lol
Hey, hey, now as an American, I demand one of those Amish is named Zachariah or Isaiah. My immersion is broken.
Medieval Wallmart? What about, medieval Wall Street?
That’s called the Knights Templar.
First time commenting on any video ever. I'm an American and this is the truest and God damn funniest thing I've ever seen.
God bless koifish!
Gdmn Koifish I can't stop laughing for 16 minutes :S
To make this a truly blue collar American town you're missing a tavern (or several) and an archery range (also several) so they can practice shooting their bows and getting drunk after work. Also more churches.
Funniest part is despite the memes, it’s works fabulously.
I laughed so hard! 🤣
Love your sense of humor!
As a person living in the United States … I love the accuracy
This guy knows more about America then most Americans 😂
Seeing America represented in this format is fascinating
Bwahaha you’re a contemporary American all right
Now do a Soviet run (starvation run)
I knew you will play this game and do something like this lol
For the American people out there, yes this is how people perceive you
We do not care.
@@ZaxCal we know, it's hilarious
FOR SUPER EARTH
Koifish: shows off a bug of a horse-drawn cart being ridden backwards.
A Parisian woman photographed in 1907 for Popular Mechanics: Hold my beer.
As an American I can confirm that this a hundred percent accurate.
If anyone's radically obsessed with hardcore Medieval warfare and society I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series
as an american who yearns for the nordic model, this one hurts
As an american it warms me to see this such a true american town just beautiful
6:32 can't wait to replace this disgusting sugar with corn sirup in my coca cola!
reminds me of the tickle kingdom I made
If we combine Bannerlord and Manor lords, we will get the game of the year
It would be cool to later have an Age of Exploration era mod.
You must continue and Manifest Destiny!
Best youtuber
OOO RAH
a True Genius
“American city don’t develop, they stagnate and die.” That hit me personally
Hur fan gör du det Koifish, från galet till galnare i varje video 😂
So you just created a CK3 After The End mod village as a Consutitionalist Noble :D
This was amazing lmao.
6:49 what do you mean by that - Druski, probably
I am convinced I ironically that some Americans while playing this game will build sub urbs style settlements because that's all their mind have known and can comprehend
Commenting to support the algorithm
As a Swede I am always a little curious if this is how you actually speak english with that accent irl as well or if you make it up to sound more fun :P Either way it works.
Settlement leveled up and got development points!
I guess the game isn't a very accurate American town simulator then. 😂
As an American, this is a little to close to home.
Got to say I have never been offended by more accurate slander
A tear rolls down my eye as an eagle screeches across the sky. USA! USA! USA!
More like no grain no pain (bread)
As an American, he roasted us into oblivion ROFL
when are we getting the haesteinn play through?
Thank goodness all the people have cars eh?
Bro just dissed America hard than Vietnam and Afghanistan combined in a 10 minute video.
perfect, just perfect
This is what the founding fathers intended.
"What the f*ck is a kilometer!"
lmao actual Springfieldian speaking, can confirm. Oof.
Who the hell needs an ox in a city? They're big, inefficient, and dangerous to playing children. You can go get your groceries with a goat.
fort dix? this is a new jersey lets play
When your entire country's population is still less than one city in the United States. Pax Americana
Is overpopulation supposed to be a flex?
Huh, when did City Skylines get a medieval pack dlc?
Naming the town springfield is so american
This is like unironically the opposite of America though, most homes here have tons of space between and we have lush woodlands throughout most of the states that can support them.
Where are these houses with "tons of space" in America that you speak of? One quick look on Google maps on any major US city shows me that the opposite is true. Most suburbs are just endless rows of houses that are packed in like sardines - far away from the city centre.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 literally everywhere besides the city lmao, what are you smoking bro? Like yeah, of course the urban centers that are specifically designed to be dense are like that. And not all suburbs may have giant lawns, but guess what? The United States is a massive country and the majority of towns aren’t direct city suburbs. You’re specifically giving examples of urban areas that inherently have less space, just as any urban area around the world would be. Cherry picking very specific places to prove your point isn’t a very solid argument.
As an american my god this took me out lmfao and also as a West Virginian
8:36 some people do say that Communism was the real winner of WW2
Yeeehaw Milord 😂😂