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  • @rome0610
    @rome0610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    "Don't think about it, just do it!" Yeah, famous last words...

    • @kaczoreuropejski582
      @kaczoreuropejski582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'on his back' wasn't bad

    • @DoctorSess
      @DoctorSess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That’s how I became a father at 17 years of age

    • @tangledshoelace4726
      @tangledshoelace4726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍👍🤣🌞🙏🌏🇺🇸

    • @solomonheppner
      @solomonheppner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In boots and a narrow hallway......im glad cellphone cams became popular *after* i went through that phase

    • @diogeneskoolaid8437
      @diogeneskoolaid8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      typically followed by "hold my beer".

  • @Victoria.8.7
    @Victoria.8.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    "I think I'm fine but I'm gonna lie here for a second" is never a bad idea.

    • @freddiereagan6705
      @freddiereagan6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool

    • @darrent3869
      @darrent3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That lady got crushed!

    • @torema-
      @torema- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      every day when I wake up

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I hit my head on ice from slipping and I stood up immediately terrible idea I ended up going to the hospital

    • @alexmarlow2508
      @alexmarlow2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@elideangeli5098 why what happened? why did standing up worsen your injury?

  • @unlimitedbacon1811
    @unlimitedbacon1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    dude laughing at his daughter falling off the stairs into the bushes is such a dad thing to do

    • @IxxI911
      @IxxI911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      be quiet ginger

    • @realname4898
      @realname4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@IxxI911 all them kisses an no hugs made you grumpy

    • @thebalderthor4884
      @thebalderthor4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And then he called for his wife like it was a big deal. Weird.

    • @sarahdee374
      @sarahdee374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No matter who's doing it, it was cruel.

    • @wigglywormi
      @wigglywormi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thebalderthor4884 Probably just wanted his wife to see it

  • @tigahead
    @tigahead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    ‘Don’t think about it, just do it!’ The abiding motto that unites many a failee.

    • @MirlitronOne
      @MirlitronOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best advice ever given to a friend.

    • @dontread8997
      @dontread8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @xxZwei
      @xxZwei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a chaotic neutral i adhere.

  • @eboyblackout
    @eboyblackout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:19 that smack was insane😂😂

  • @TheForce_Productions
    @TheForce_Productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    0:18 That rubber band claims that wasn't a fail! 😋

    • @GSXR1000R-rider
      @GSXR1000R-rider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that moment she said oh snap 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @danhammond8406
      @danhammond8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That clam is gonna be swolen shut

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ew

    • @psycherevivedby
      @psycherevivedby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's always one of you freaks

  • @therealworld7351
    @therealworld7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    3:09 love how the guy is so nonchalant about it “On his back” 😂

    • @KjtheGreatPro
      @KjtheGreatPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That guys been drinking beers since noon in the sun. Thats about as much english as he could remember

    • @dontread6491
      @dontread6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Santhosh_PSK
      @Santhosh_PSK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Wooo"

    • @britannia6080
      @britannia6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KjtheGreatPro think he was just south African lol 😆

    • @MrMarbles0Xecution
      @MrMarbles0Xecution 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then he said ‘On your back!’ Like he has to explain to him.

  • @sid2112
    @sid2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    1:24 after all these years, he finally found his fetish. Falling traffic lights really get him going.

    • @tynewlin
      @tynewlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's gonna be a tough one to top.

    • @Ghostyfrost9688
      @Ghostyfrost9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

    • @tynewlin
      @tynewlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Next time he'll have to be the one knocking over the lights. What a rush for the guy in the Prime truck.

    • @ytwos1
      @ytwos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was scared.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ytwos1 yeah that's why he said 'nice' at the end.

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That first one is particularly DEADLY.
    large trail quad, no helmet, shorts, let off throttle upon launch, AND unfamiliar with jump.

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right?!! Damn, dude was lucky to walk away from that.

    • @lordgrinz
      @lordgrinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wrong kind of quad for jumping, and no gear is a future quadriplegic in the making.

    • @StormCatStuff
      @StormCatStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quads without roll bars/cages should not be made, or legal. They are so dangerous. My uncle died riding one. He left early, but didnt tell anyone specifically where he would be riding. They found him under it, broken neck, dead on impact

  • @benjaminmatejka6182
    @benjaminmatejka6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The train accident at 1:43 happened in Fairmont MN, track came loose and it derailed. Tankers were full and I drove by two weeks later and they were still there as they had to pump them empty before they could move them.

    • @robertpangborn9822
      @robertpangborn9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks for the update on location and result.

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting. My grandparents used to live in Fairmont. Was this the highway west of town that goes by the fairgrounds?

    • @steveb5641
      @steveb5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember that. I was going to take a drive and check it out, but never got to it.

    • @benjaminmatejka6182
      @benjaminmatejka6182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcw6875 yes

    • @Saifull1991
      @Saifull1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evidence please

  • @micahhurst8986
    @micahhurst8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That girl getting hit right in the kitty crack with the bungee cord was priceless! 💥

    • @eltonyancey6426
      @eltonyancey6426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She wanted to rub it, but she knew the camera was on.

    • @paulbeck6410
      @paulbeck6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was thinking of a snap to the snapper.

    • @laurencetitusoates6328
      @laurencetitusoates6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@eltonyancey6426 I wanted to do it for her.........

    • @ijlayugan4149
      @ijlayugan4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurencetitusoates6328 nah

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unusual to see a female crotch shot. It seems like it's always men who manage it.

  • @Ww-we3dd
    @Ww-we3dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:32 I like that vibe..peaceful view and lovely family

  • @doubleuponbob3397
    @doubleuponbob3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    0:18 is the best slam to the clam I have ever seen 😂

  • @Marc-pg7gb
    @Marc-pg7gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:33 That was scary. Could‘ve gone way worse

  • @purplefloyd1513
    @purplefloyd1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “I think I’m good but I’m going to lie here for a second”
    Felt that one

  • @ThaBlackwolf
    @ThaBlackwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    5:48 "There must be a mistake in here."
    Yes, there is. Because she said "I'm just gonna stay in here."
    😆

  • @oriolopocholo
    @oriolopocholo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Rider: Gets spine destroyed by motorcycle
    Camera guy: *on yo bacc*

    • @Gazmus
      @Gazmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      South Africans aren't the most sympathetic people 😊

    • @dunf
      @dunf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh this had me in tears 😭

    • @RA-lh9uh
      @RA-lh9uh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he broke his back
      his back is broken
      spinal
      quote by mike tyson

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you not see that he got back up? If his spine was destroyed he wouldn’t have been able to get up

    • @oriolopocholo
      @oriolopocholo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SweetCandyDragon spinal

  • @jasondaniel918
    @jasondaniel918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:36 - The train derailment dropped my jaw. A slo-mo disaster.
    4:32 - How many others thought the man with the baby was going to fall?

  • @andrewryanpov
    @andrewryanpov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Melissa!” As he reluctantly picks his daughter up from the bushes. He wanted his wife to see how she fell so bad 😂

  • @jemxstar
    @jemxstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Chick with the door prank. Had me in tears 😭😂😭💀

  • @fishyz1500
    @fishyz1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The cow gettin smacked with a bucket has me dyin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    0:34 That could have been REALLY bad. Those things are heavy as all hell. That could easily have been a broken back if she wasn't lucky.

    • @nocturnalsimulacrum6385
      @nocturnalsimulacrum6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The back is surprisingly resilient exhibit #1 3:09

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Atlas Stones holders were clearly not up to the required H&S standard if they could roll out of the bowl as easy as that.

  • @carleetodd4324
    @carleetodd4324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @1:37 "I don't think we're doing any more trees today." That was timed SO well.

  • @DaHuntsman1
    @DaHuntsman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Hey guys, i dont think we're doing any more trees today" great way to jinx it

    • @dontread8997
      @dontread8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @PaZaDrawing
      @PaZaDrawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I know what does that mean? Why he said that?

    • @DaHuntsman1
      @DaHuntsman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PaZaDrawing Honestly i don't know, i just thought it was funny he jinxed it

    • @mrmanceres7653
      @mrmanceres7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PaZaDrawing Likely they get long hauler trains like that often at that intersection and if the train stops your pretty much screwed.

    • @hakrj12
      @hakrj12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are definitely not doing any more trees today

  • @DaHolyCanadian
    @DaHolyCanadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:33 That atlas stone had me cringing so hard the second i saw it rolling towards the edge

    • @KjtheGreatPro
      @KjtheGreatPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet her neck and back was sore after that quick Crunch!

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At that moment I was like "how are there people stupid enough to still use these?" and then it fell lol.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pineappleparty1624 Instantly thought, "what a stupid setup. " Damn muscle heads.

    • @dontread9345
      @dontread9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @kiefernewton9443
      @kiefernewton9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww nuts I recognize her but her name escapes me right now.

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The guy giving the Prime commentary had me rollin 😂

    • @demigodgaming4417
      @demigodgaming4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      still rollin

    • @DragonMurbah
      @DragonMurbah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol the grunts when the thing finally fell

    • @Arthur19-v3y
      @Arthur19-v3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Way to go, way to go

    • @ryancartwright2785
      @ryancartwright2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems about right for Prime, there must be a reason that they are the slowest trucks on the highway

    • @dub_dub1504
      @dub_dub1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought it was Saul Goodman there for a second😂😂

  • @tracistiles9693
    @tracistiles9693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love that guys reaction to the semi pulling down the lights. Awesome

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "On your back." "Yeah, I kinda noticed a motorcycle land on my back, thank you."

  • @MoshMob
    @MoshMob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That cow had me straight dying!!

  • @littlebucks912
    @littlebucks912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    As a firefighter since 2001 I've been thru many scary situations but when we get called to transformers exploding and powerlines down I can say nothing scares me more than that!

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Electrician here, thank you linemen and firefighters lol

    • @marcusgrimling4105
      @marcusgrimling4105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The automatic reconnections, really really scary. Looks like it reconnects after only 5 sec in this clip but in some places its like 30 sec and many aren't even aware the line is gonna go live.

    • @sarahdee374
      @sarahdee374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Courage is acknowledging the fear and doing it anyway. Thank you!

    • @dontread2692
      @dontread2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Paka1918
      @Paka1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is because the united states has an infrastructure like a third world country. But hundreds of billions for military.

  • @aggienodari453
    @aggienodari453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:21 the cow grunting after he got hit cracks me up

  • @prateekamanta5466
    @prateekamanta5466 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:52 "Melissa come here" man that was too funny😂😂

  • @mohmoony3918
    @mohmoony3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    00:20 so that's how camel toes are made. Interesting.

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Learn something new every day.

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm going to download that clip and review it as evidence

    • @ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy
      @ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FordRangerClassics you must be a noob when it comes to finding good stuff if you believe that's a clip worthy of review

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy lmao wtf do you even mean?

    • @ashenone6967
      @ashenone6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who is she?

  • @DecayExploration
    @DecayExploration 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Kid: *falls in bush*
    Dad: *laughs*
    Kid: not funny!!😭
    Dad: *laughs harder*

    • @luvaddisyn
      @luvaddisyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4:42

    • @alexbeardsley751
      @alexbeardsley751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I remember I stepped on a nail as a kid an my pops just said you dumbass but I could tell he was trying so hard not to laugh his ass off.

    • @SaturnDreamingofMercury
      @SaturnDreamingofMercury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Thessalin We're not allowed to hurt feelings anymore. Cause, you know, muh' progress.

    • @dontread6491
      @dontread6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @douglasgoralski1639
      @douglasgoralski1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daddy is a sociopath.

  • @N313GrayFox
    @N313GrayFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:50 "I'm just gonna stay in here".

  • @luxury_bahrain3909
    @luxury_bahrain3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:50 she saying not funny, was the funniest part

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      didn't pick the kid up, just started yelling for Melissa .......

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That guy's commentary on the semi wrecking the traffic lights is soo wholesome 😊

  • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
    @NexusProductions-rz1sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I don't think we're gonna do any more trees today."
    "Why?"
    Train falls over.
    "That. That's why."

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I hope Melissa laughed as hard as her husband when that kid fell into the bush. 😂

    • @jasondaniel918
      @jasondaniel918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When that clip began, I thought it was the dad who would fall. How would that be funny, I wonder?

    • @Atrulion
      @Atrulion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why? I feel bad for the kid.

    • @DaRedeyeJedi808
      @DaRedeyeJedi808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Atrulion The kid is just fine you seem like you're just over dramatic..... When you dont need to be

  • @st1tch87
    @st1tch87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:04 This is exactly why you wear a helmet. Dudes head SMASHED into that front fender.

    • @jasondaniel918
      @jasondaniel918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is also an example of why ATV's are friggin' dangerous!

    • @st1tch87
      @st1tch87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasondaniel918 I wouldn't say they are dangerous he misused the machine, that style of atv isn't designed to do jumps. That style is meant more for hunting and towing equipment and is not meant to do any kind of racing or freestyle riding.

    • @nenjidesu
      @nenjidesu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasondaniel918 I ain't a ATV guy but you can type the same comment on other transportation accident videos just by replacing the nom they were using to transport themselves.

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Okay, the Halloween decoration tied to the door was pretty darn good. Very nice.😁👍

    • @dontread2692
      @dontread2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @CommodoreFloopjack78
      @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontread2692 😁😁😁

    • @RicardoPerez-rz8pu
      @RicardoPerez-rz8pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's one of the rare scares out there getting scared twice in the row

    • @CommodoreFloopjack78
      @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RicardoPerez-rz8pu 👍👍👍

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did she keep pretending it was scary?

  • @unclebillsoutdoorandwildli8489
    @unclebillsoutdoorandwildli8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That women with the Atlas ball is lucky to be alive and strong as hell. Got to get a better set up. That shit is dangerous and the proof is on video. Glad she was alright.

    • @abbiedeal9224
      @abbiedeal9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is me!! And thank you :) somehow I was alright! And fortunately I even went on to win this event at the competition I was training for :)

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looked like a very inadequate set up to me, given the weight of those stones. The bowls clearly weren't deep enough to hold the stones in place once they had been placed.

  • @MrBrook38
    @MrBrook38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:10 was the slowest motorcycle pileup I've ever seen

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Dude trying the backflip on bike got it bad. Bike lands on top of him and his buddy is like "On his back", in case you didnt know. Had me rolling.

    • @davensmith98
      @davensmith98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where did you roll to

    • @fl1ntcrafter788
      @fl1ntcrafter788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had him rolling too

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one with the single lady being a doggy mom and not even having the dogs raised or trained correctly was sad :/

    • @lilyrose8062
      @lilyrose8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carsonhunt4642 they weren't doing any harm. learn to love the animals you are with, rather than see them as something to be controlled

    • @dontread2692
      @dontread2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @Dimaz42
    @Dimaz42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:24 lmao got her twice! 😂😂

  • @alexbeardsley751
    @alexbeardsley751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the way that street light fell was kinda soothing for some reason

    • @korndawggy1801
      @korndawggy1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just glad the guy in the car, recording it falling was finally done talking.

    • @theroaminrascals
      @theroaminrascals 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Art

  • @pluton7um
    @pluton7um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:57 ooohhh loved that noreaster 🙃 you couldnt drive for two minutes without seeing a massive fallen tree the damage was insane

  • @phpn99
    @phpn99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Proof that Steve-O is the world biggest influencer

  • @renealcerro1320
    @renealcerro1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:21 this clip was worth the entire vid

  • @sinborgi2475
    @sinborgi2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I think I'm fine but I'm gonna lie here for a second" Me when any inconvenience happens to me

  • @Bale626
    @Bale626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:37 That is the tamest train wreck I have ever seen in my life.

    • @bridgetsheils1407
      @bridgetsheils1407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially when all the other Trainwrecks are all ppl!

    • @corbvn373
      @corbvn373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah i'd be scooting it out of there though because those can blow up lmao

  • @Idtelos
    @Idtelos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    well, she just gave her first(if she hadn't already) to an exercise band. 🤣🤣

  • @Born_Sinner1990
    @Born_Sinner1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What's this move?" That's called the, I'm an idiot

  • @NoSuffix
    @NoSuffix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:22, a cow hits another cow. LOL

  • @vercettigameplays
    @vercettigameplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    01:13 me playing American Truck Simulator.

  • @surfstarcc1
    @surfstarcc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That first kid bounced up so fast. Props to him for getting the four-wheeler back on its wheels so quick!

    • @purplefloyd1513
      @purplefloyd1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s an easy way to break a neck tho sketch shit

    • @surfstarcc1
      @surfstarcc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@purplefloyd1513 so true!! If I took a wreck like that at my current age, there would be broken bones. 🤣

    • @edgardelacruz8429
      @edgardelacruz8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s was my best friends buddy 😅 he did that a few weeks back

    • @surfstarcc1
      @surfstarcc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope your buddy is okay, that was a pretty good slam.

    • @979Glovebox
      @979Glovebox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edgardelacruz8429 bro we made it on fail army

  • @stevencurtis8
    @stevencurtis8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Girl: * opens door * AHH!!
    girl:* opens door again* AHHHH
    me: how do you get scared by the same shit not once BUT TWICE!!

  • @TheWITE-FOX
    @TheWITE-FOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:30 respect and glad she decided to lay for awhile

    • @ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy
      @ENTERTAINMENT-lf2wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that was a guy it would've been over right then and there lmao

  • @NaNoSS3000
    @NaNoSS3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:19 Oh that's good !!!

  • @jrambo7495
    @jrambo7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Those train barrels rolled off that track like me rolling out of bed on Monday morning!!😴😴

  • @epicnegro6268
    @epicnegro6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dang that strap between the cheek's!

  • @skywalker6268
    @skywalker6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:55 no sweetie you stay in there with the spiders until your mom can see how you fell in the bushes.

  • @sernani99
    @sernani99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He's on the prime of his career.
    Also as a truck driver myself I feel a little for him.

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the ass are you supposed to manouvre those big US spec trucks?

    • @sernani99
      @sernani99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSultan1470 I would've take some of the lane to his left before setting for turn but leaving some of my trailer close to the curve so no 4 wheelers can squeeze in between, also take some of the lane where he's turning, he turned to tight and trailer never follows the truck.

    • @amillionmileride
      @amillionmileride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheSultan1470 It truly isn’t that difficult, provided you pay attention. As long as we have about 15.5 meters, we can make any turn. Sometimes we have to get creative, own intersections, and command traffic.

  • @techvlogs7187
    @techvlogs7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As long as humans exist there wont be shortage of fails

  • @MrTaff22
    @MrTaff22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    only 2 years after FailArmy was established I also joined the fun ride. cant believe its been over 10 years=D out of all the fail channels out there, this is still my favourite one;))

    • @rome.u
      @rome.u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye I remember thise days

    • @christopherhansford6876
      @christopherhansford6876 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s mine too. Many laughs out loud.

  • @christopherhughes3381
    @christopherhughes3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When that metal sphere came down on that one "dude"😁 I was yelling Look out!! Look out!! And that girl and the stretch band snapping her love canal? Damn it man!!

  • @Mabbdaa
    @Mabbdaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:40 I love how she and everyone else was so calm. Respect.

  • @beandipcartography
    @beandipcartography 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ... and we all had a jolly good laugh.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Atlas ball to the head/neck had to hurt. She needed a minute for sure. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @kevinfitzpatrick5949
      @kevinfitzpatrick5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a she? Looked more like an it damn.

    • @jesseashmore8426
      @jesseashmore8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That whole set-up seems very unsafe. It it rolled forward sooner she'd be dead.

  • @alex.ann_der
    @alex.ann_der 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Remember back in 2013/14 when the fails of the week videos barely reached 4 minutes, and now all of them surpass 8 minutes. Is there anything better than that ?

    • @mohanbhartiya2705
      @mohanbhartiya2705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evolution maybe ?

    • @Andrey.youtube
      @Andrey.youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is progress! The next generation will watch their failures for a whole day! If they don't die out...

    • @alex.ann_der
      @alex.ann_der 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mohanbhartiya2705 Failvolution, I guess haha

    • @alex.ann_der
      @alex.ann_der 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Andrey.youtube It's just insane how many fails they recieve every week, I still hope that I can film a good one here too haha

  • @williammoore2144
    @williammoore2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lucy was all about "Downward Dog"

    • @redmr2na
      @redmr2na 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's sick. She's in to humanality.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GIRL WITH THE GREEN PANTS GAVE HERSELF A WEDGIE!

  • @baydweller8241
    @baydweller8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:02 Yoga at home cracked me up! It's not any better with cats.

    • @Chris_Garman
      @Chris_Garman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is when you aren't a horrible pet owner, and I don't mean the pets are horrible.

    • @dontread9345
      @dontread9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Profile Picture

    • @Yash-up5gz
      @Yash-up5gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her pet dog was quite "hornible".
      Pun intended.

  • @pokeyrusher
    @pokeyrusher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a truck driver, of course its Prime, its always Prime

    • @robertgriffin662
      @robertgriffin662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Swift right?

    • @pokeyrusher
      @pokeyrusher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertgriffin662 100% I do in fact have my stories on both companies

    • @robertgriffin662
      @robertgriffin662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pokeyrusher my brother's a driver and he's told me some doosie's! Seen good vids of swift drivers too.

    • @joshuakylemartin
      @joshuakylemartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it ain't prime, it's swift

    • @beauregardrippey5508
      @beauregardrippey5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless it's Swift

  • @unclebillsoutdoorandwildli8489
    @unclebillsoutdoorandwildli8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That rubber to the lady parts had to hurt some kind of bad. Felt sorry for her instantly. And laughed after I seen she was alright. Was fun to watch. Awesome video

  • @notonemo7046
    @notonemo7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's always the low quality videos that are the best"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @andy.w
    @andy.w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:11 the cricket playing the world's smallest violin

  • @troykell4831
    @troykell4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lord I've never wanted to be a bungie so much in my life

    • @paulbeck6410
      @paulbeck6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking a snap to the snapper.

    • @NA-dh3dn
      @NA-dh3dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice red snapper. Gives a new meaning to clam grabber or hungry ass pants.

  • @kingpin22s
    @kingpin22s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow... in a derailment like that with those tanker cars, the smartest thing to do is to get away from that as fast as you possibly can.

  • @elmo319
    @elmo319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy with the tape measure didn’t think of just extending the tape across the water? Jesus 🤣

    • @JimYeats
      @JimYeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably a little too flaccid.

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz ปีที่แล้ว

      Cadê o Henry cavill hein?

  • @tepouwhirobarton5259
    @tepouwhirobarton5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A man: get discombobulated from a back
    Another man: ohh He’s back, he’s back

  • @RennieAsh
    @RennieAsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:08 Electricity : Actually I ain't done yet!

  • @mrjolieguy8673
    @mrjolieguy8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:23 the cow smacking the other innocently is the best one in this video
    Too funny 😆🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz ปีที่แล้ว

      Look like me helping , without my dress

  • @South_0f_Heaven_
    @South_0f_Heaven_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:45 talk about a slow motion train wreck.

  • @LexlutherVII
    @LexlutherVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:08 Lol that made me Laugh so hard 🤣😂💗

  • @travieso2278
    @travieso2278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:09 🤣 is the funniest thing, commenting in the world right now. Like it’s so unintentionally filled with so many puns. “Whole Lit” 😂 And perfect grunts. When those lights hit. Then like prime “he’s just rolling out”. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  • @ltowntennesseeswag
    @ltowntennesseeswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hit or miss with this show

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Do you want to know what the fire department does when a transformer blows up like that?
    Clear the area and break out the popcorn. Nobody who knows any better wants to get anywhere near that thing, and adding water is a terrible idea. Nobody does anything until the power company turns off the current.

    • @pete3816
      @pete3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’d at least put the tree fires out and hose down the sparks coming from the transformer. They’re not gonna wait for the electric company to do anything as there’s fires already starting right next to it. They have to use water on the electric fire because there’s no way to get a fire blanket up there. In emergencies, the fire department just get on with the job. There’s no ‘waiting’.

    • @Chris_Garman
      @Chris_Garman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The breaker is accessible if you can get to the pole.

    • @dontread8997
      @dontread8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Profile Picture

    • @ThePunischer1000
      @ThePunischer1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah its pretty low voltage fire dep is more than safe to use water.

    • @Akumarb26
      @Akumarb26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pete3816 oh yeah
      Water on an electrical fire! R u insane?

  • @asimamehdi2318
    @asimamehdi2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    RIP poor gals intimate area. 😖 I could almost feel the shock and sharp pain upon hearing the snap of that rubber band thingamajig.

    • @boterhammetpindakaashagelslag
      @boterhammetpindakaashagelslag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luckily she doesn't have balls. Didn't seem to hurt looking at her reaction.

    • @opfragile
      @opfragile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boterhammetpindakaashagelslag no one cares how weak your balls are

  • @michaelcapeless3268
    @michaelcapeless3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    After watching these I'm thinking of buying stock in some physical therapy offices. There are just too many boneheads out there for that idea to not pay dividends.

    • @dontread6491
      @dontread6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Profile Picture

    • @misseselise3864
      @misseselise3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah physical therapy is the worst thing to invest in. the place i went was constantly super busy

  • @mingotrd
    @mingotrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣”hold on … I think I’m fine . I’m just gunna lie for a second”🤣

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eu quis ver isso

  • @firediego11
    @firediego11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There must be a mistake in here" true 😂

  • @ayobubby3690
    @ayobubby3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:39 made me anxious. Anything could have happened. I was waiting for a car crash

    • @DaRedeyeJedi808
      @DaRedeyeJedi808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it was a car accident it wouldn't be here on FAIL ARMY!!!

  • @andreasranderer6879
    @andreasranderer6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:20 hottest fail EVERR!

    • @NewerKevin
      @NewerKevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hab drei mal angeguckt..

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some of these are really close calls and some are life long injuries that were avoided.
    They own the lottery in a different way.

  • @technocrat7930
    @technocrat7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:56 he was like "i'm done guuurl" 😂

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz ปีที่แล้ว

      Não vou melar a isa

  • @icykickflip
    @icykickflip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the biggest fail is the state of this channel

  • @lostdotexe
    @lostdotexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There must be a mistake in here? What translater was that? She just sayd: ,,Im just going to stay in here´´ xD

  • @korywalsh
    @korywalsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Oooo Nelly, watch this move” probably has never preceded anything positive in the history of humanity

  • @laurelanderson6782
    @laurelanderson6782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    General rule of thumb: it is seldom a good thing when your drone gets footage of the view looking up at the surface of the water.

    • @kernicterus1233
      @kernicterus1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but the flight first - awesome drone/vid work!

    • @_AndromedaGalaxy_
      @_AndromedaGalaxy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats why i opted for the 2yr warranty on my mini 2. flew it over the skagit river the other day when that was at flood stage. strong winds too.

    • @laurelanderson6782
      @laurelanderson6782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_AndromedaGalaxy_ that’s a pretty smart idea.