The Gatling Tank Should Have Never Been Made - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- People keep making the craziest custom units and I can't help but try to beat them on the battlefield.
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Out of all the episodes i didnt expect this one to be the one where he figures out the shogun got a new ability
@Christian Broszeit which episode
@@InnovativeSparks it was a custom unit with the ability and he had no idea where it came from
Cant wait till he sees that the samurai giant deflects artillery
@@spacetacos7574 Just tested this. Holy crap it stops tank rounds and sends them back
@@yeetbeam2273 as well as hwachas and ballistas
Captainsauce: they can’t jump. Minotaur dose a god dame back flip. Captainsauce: I guess they can.
Did you have a stroke when you wrote this lmao
@@nicholas7743 lmao
Why did u not do this
Minotour:
@@Helopsk lol Minotour is the new monke
“Dose” 💀
"They can't jump can't they?"
*Literally leaps as he says that
Can you timestamp it
@@Explodinghairypotatocat 2:35
The story of caps life
They charged up
Bruh
"There are three constants of life, Death Taxes and the Hwacha being a better unit when you fight against it then with it"
well same can be said for pretty much any tabs unit but thats a quote to live by
lol
said by buddha as well, the NON-god. (im a buddhist, and buddha is not a god)
"He may have voided his bowels from all the voltage but he's still throwing spears, and getting eaten alive by snakes." -captain sauce 2021
That’s an actual thing that happens to people
Facts
I just thought it was funny ._.
@That 1 cringey Kid agreed
its in 2022
Ah yes, TABS. Cap's number 1 source of *brain aneurysm.*
@Jesairel Christopher Dati and us, for making him play this shit
He got brain damageamage
He doesn't have a brain anymore
You have my profile pic
@@Christopher-wy3xu he’s Canadian not American
Captainsauce
Is literally the living embodiement of a being who is too Dangerously funny.
I think you mispelled Dangerously Funny.
@@SephirothRyu both
I was watching something boring and cap makes it better
@@gclanassistant2778 Same, I’ll couldn’t find anything good to watch then I remember capt has the best content.
All Hail Canadia!!!
Someone out there has made a jedi for may the 4th, but CaptainSauce has used force, blunt force.
*blunt force trauma
When the word tank is in the title, you know anarchy is going down...
Yeah
@@xandraxie3183 yes
Oh god
@@domleo0815 oh God indeed
faxs
Gatling gun: "I'm the most broken."
Tank: "No I'm the most broken."
Gatling Tank: *AMATEURS*
Hi again
@@ingoing123 hi (:
do you like toasters mr. phillip? (:
@@FallinWizard yessir, I am definitely a fan of toasters
@Philip O. On a scale of one to ten, how much
Weaponsmith: Do you want your gun to do more damage or shoot faster?
Cap: Y E S
Dude, this has nothing to do with the previous comment but I am watching this with captions and for some reason youtube thinks he is talking in Vietnamese, so when it translates to English it makes no sense at all.
1:21 "special needs much would appear about ozone snitch the complete"
1:30 "viettle make me wanna have English with sparkles fee to kimi shika had to make"
"I'm kinda hoping if I double layer you, you'll have enough protection....."
-Captain Sauce brand condoms
lul
Tanjiro?!?!
It’s only been a week since his last TABS video and I’m still as excited as I was when he posted his first TABS video
Me to go tabs lol
Same
Same here dude
That's how I feel
We all have maybe
"Bumrush them"
Scorpio: "Homer we don't have bums, but if we did they wouldn't rush"
“ they have got to be on them like opera on a ham” -Captainsauce 2021
Oprah. We don't need a bunch of people singing in Italian on stage with these things.
Baked ham if youre doing a quote do it right
I HAVE RETURNED
Shrek is love shrek is life
Fun fact : When Chronomancer transform all health taken before goes back to full
Void monarch too
O__O
@@tdlegend3061 yeah im not sure I forgot about the dark lord but guess im just stupid
And that kids is how I took over America -Captainsauce 2060
He will take over America someday
@@TheLemonKiller22 yep
Pass that to the grandkids
He will take over America I know it Go captainsauce you can outdo Joe Biden captainsauce 2024 president
@@TheLemonKiller22 he’s Canadian Lmaoo
"I only downloaded him cause he had a funny hat" I'm dying😆😆
Captain sauce plays tab.
The blue team: ah shit here we go again
Until he is sandbox mode and plays both team
Both teams: ah shit here we go again
Some ability clarification: the hammer shuts down abilities like ice arena, it's a silence not stun. The shadow walker deals 10x damage on its firs attack after its teleport. The death bringer has life steal and a 1 shot attack every 15 attacks. The chronomancer deals next to no damage, its best for locking down 1 big unit or killing low health ads. The demon form has a dodge/teleport that makes explosions and spikes at its position of exit and return. The celestial aegis's bubble pops after 5 shots within 3 seconds, and is best against something like a musket.
the righteous paladin (battle granny) is made for siege units like the catapult, balista and hiwatcha because the siege units have low health (why they have low dm) and high range (why the hammer is ranged)
hope this helps :)
Sauce misuses units i feel
@@AlechiaTheWitch its a giant hammer that slams into a crowd most of the time how is anyone supposed to know that it is actually used as a siege destroyer
"They can't jump can they?"
Monetary: I'm thinking I might
monetary? you mean minotaur? lol
@@thegreatknowing I sed what I meant
@@adrikzayas3207 monetary is "relating to money or currency"
@@thegreatknowing I know the auto correct messed it up
@@adrikzayas3207 ohh ok
Being the cheapest unit is over powered because you may not have quality but you also have quantity and you are pretty good at sacrificing yourself for others
I'm not quite sure but I think the game "destroy all humans" would a perfect fit for caps channel. Right amount of comedy and gameplay
It's 4 am in Ukraine, it was worth it.
Lol
4:42 when i send this, actually
Да только я в америке меня зовут Тимур
It's 10:00 in ohio america
Same
“Let them slowly come to us”
There was one problem with that sentence, literally all of the units on the enemy team were capable of jumping into your face
“I have a feeling that swords gonna decisively maneuver itself up my ass” I died laughing
Someone should make a unit that summons hobbits but the unit can’t move
So a hobbit equivalent of the Chicken Man?
@josh lefelhocz yes
@@Cadin-ku2en Though the Chicken Man and Chicken Man Man could move, but only back away.
Been trying to win each campaign without losing once, and due to how this game is...
It feels bloody impossible.
“I’m tired of these big beefy boy bodies bullying me around”
- CaptainSauce 2021
When cap was listing whether or not elephants were afraid of “bulls snakes or electricity” when he said electrify I saw lightning outside my window
Sheeesh
@@sherlok7672 I know it seems like I'm BSing you but I'm really not
Dynasty Faction: Will fight everything they face
Cap: "Tell Me a little bit about Yourself"
“Did he just explode?” Captainsauce 2021
The Shogun can deflect about a dozen shots but then has a very long cool-down until he can deflect more
I love it when four people say their first
Ok
First
First
First
First
First
Happy?
3rd
@@parkerkeener7200 I'm being sarcastic
@@therussiandeathfridge6999 lol
The Shogun got the Hurricane Slash skill in the Unit Creator update, it's an insanely powerful ability, but it can also send the Shogun (and any custom unit with the skill) through the map or to their deaths.
If you make an army of units that have the hurricane slash and make them have infinite hp then congrats: you have the strongest team in tabs.
I’ve played to much fireworks mountain that my brain cells are like auto correct
I love drinking some Icehouse beer, watching Deadpool ,eating pizza, and watching Captain sauce.
the divine arbiter is actually insane, try using it next episode of TABS
Cap’s like Penguinz0 if he was a Marvel nerd strapped to a gamer chair with an 100% totally-not-a-mullet.
And if hes also canadian
Gotta love the hwacha, its half killing machine and half complete luck
"They can't jump, can they?"
*Minotaur flies upwards and offscreen*
"I...guess they can XD"
The more iconic startup line than
What's up guys welcome back to *insert here*
"If you throw enough bodies at the bullets,
eventually, they'll run out of bullets."
-Sun Tzu
May the fourth be with you
That was on the board today
It’s the 3rd
I brought a lightsaber to Boy Scouts
Yea, and tomorrow is sicko da mayo
Homie first
I love how destroyed you sounded about that Shogun round until that one unit happened to still be alive and kicking
“I’m no tank biologist”
Captain just claimed to be the god of tabs. This is heracy against the Church of the Wobbly Horse. Consider this a warning from the Wobblites.
Man imagine a hawacha shooting nuclear spears that each could implode the inverse making the heat death of the universe look like a limp sausage
Well, now someone's gonna make that.
Not me, but someone
Well, pretty much anything would make the heat death of the universe look like a limp sausage as the death of the universe entails perfect energy equilibrium, thus eliminating all movement.
@Noah Rivera i meant universe
@Noah Rivera Bruh i typed it in 10 seconds give me a break.
@Noah Rivera no I’m just saying it was a small time frame I tried to type it in that’s why I had so many grammar mistakes.
game's ability to change if you win or lose with the same strategy is what makes the game accurate, well that's what i think
Right now for me all power is out and whenever anything In my life you and your videos always put a smile on my face so please continue making videos and bringing smiles to faces
Captain sauce: Nothing can defeat this
Dark peasant and super peasant: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU
This game has come such a long way. And once I buy my pc and monitor, it'll be mine
The darkness squiggly hands are the dark peasant’s attack which fires in a burst and when the attack speed is buffed, it fires incredibly fast without falling over as much.
I like how he is just now saying the irony in totally acruate
I just binged sauce’s life is strange videos and now the chronomancer seems like babies first steps
note to self never give this man 1mil and an army
Note to everyone
Give him 2 mill and nukes
the anime treatment for the shogun been in there since the new abilities for the secret units
Love your content! 😁👍
Please make more tabs videos
Hold on, the celestial aegis actually DEFLECTED Zues' lightning bolts.
*Game breaking realization*
CaptainSauce's thumbnails are so funny and they even give you a taste of the goodies in the video.
Mutiny of '69
-10 flintlocks
-4 harvesters
-20 farmers in the back
Does cap know that the Solar architect can heal teammates in the circle and push enemies out I just want to make sure then again he might not care
I don’t think so
The line at the start was genius. Hats off to you, mr. Funnybones.
No, TABS is Totally Accurate. Strategies are useless if the soldiers are useless. You don't have control about the quality of the soldiers that you assign, hence long necks. No battle replayed will ever be the same if you don't have control on the soldiers you send out. You don't even have majors to control the battle field either. Battles in TABS are never the same making it totally accurate.
keep talking bud
2:34
"They can't jump, can they?"
*proceeds to jump into low orbit*
When the devout gauntlets started charging the dynasty faction I guessed what was going to happen and started playing pirates of the Caribbean music.
OMG YES! A PERSON WHO KNOWS THE MUSIC TO PLAY WHEN SHIT WILL GO DOWN!
@@jellymicayla5291 I completely forgot I even made this comment until now.
Sauce:there is only one true god in tabs… me
Wobbly horse:Hold my leg bones
Alt title: The minigun's brother on steroids never should have be made
Really glad you posted tabs today! I really enjoy the tabs series and it just makes my birthday so much better :)
I love it when he plays this game
I still working on a faction with all tabs units having upgraded looks, names, abilities, and stats. Its just it takes time to come up with descriptions
@Ethan Craig that is another problem I am waiting for tabs to fix
@Ethan Craig I can do that its just the ice giant body and details aren't available, The voice and abilities are there but not the body.
If you are watching the same say Captainsauce made this then May the 4th be with you!
"The Gatling Tank never should've been made"
Yuri would disagree with that assesment.
It being random makes it accurate, even using the same equipment each time dont expect the same results.
Cap: there is only one true god in tabs and that is me
*Angry wobbly horse noises*
Me: sees new tabs video but i still have online class the worst moment
now that, is an OOF and F moment at the same time
How?????????? Like at 8 just bruh
I said this on the last TABS video and on Twitter but I really want a good chance of you seeing this. Watching you play tabs is like my happy place. If I'm having a bad day, just feeling down, and/or feeling like a failure/trash. TABS is already great on its own but your commentary makes it even better. TABS is just my favorite, not the only thing you do that I like. Keep doing what you're doing, you're making a difference just by playing games and doing your commentary.
And I just really want you to know all this.
Also sorry if you've seen all or some of my attempts to tell you and I'm just bugging you. This is (probably) the last time I try to tell you so I hope this reaches you. Love your videos and thank you for doing all this
When a tank battles a arabian but the tank carries tickle bullets
After all this time, he finally used the tactic of running the same battle again because in TABS no battle is ever the same
The three dislikes are from the three huwachas that he finally beated
They just don't like it
dude spoilers
Beated? You meant beat
14:00 hurricane slash, does % dmg and plunges forward hitting an unlimited amount of enemies in the way, dmg does not go down the more units that get hit, units cant attack (unless ranged) and can be used in unit creator
As I'm watching this we just found d our dog who has been missing for a month best day ever
That's awesome! I'm happy for you and your dog!
“Sometimes you just get units that are just a little bit duller and simpler than the others”
*Blumpkin feels called out*
I'm watching this when there's only 36 viewers in one minute after it's been posted
I love your vedeos
How in the next minute did it go from 36 to over 1k
Shut up
A unit when you fight it : stronk
A unit when you use it : am catch arrow
Day 5 of asking captain sauce to continue his minecraft let's play.
Yeah... that was a gem lost... a DIAMOND LOST! 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll see myself out...
He won't keep playing😢😭
that would be sooo cool
I'm just going to quote him word for word what he said on Twitter.
The Sims 4:"I got tired of putting 10* more effort that produced half the results of any other video.
After 200+ videos it's Montonous and not fun. I didn't give it a proper ending because I may return someday"
Battle Cat's: "Repetitive and underperformed. I still play it every day but there isn't enough new stuff to show you every week. "
VR:"I hurt my knee,than my back then I nearly lost vision in an eye. VR is taxing and I can't pay that price right now. I'll be back".
Minecraft:" I'm a million years behind everyone making videos of that game my gameplay will never be unique or interesting. It's a daunting genre to break into and I simply don't have the passion to do it".
Dokki dokki:" everyone finished that game before I started it. was spoiled for me in the comments and I don't like visual novels".
Life is strange 2:" Long episodes took a lot more work to make yet would underperform.since abandoning it the videos have taken off so I may return.
From this point onwards information will be from a comment cap made in a video or something he said on Twitter and won't be an exact quote.
Slime rancher:his save file corrupted and he didn't feel the need to remake his entire farm just for one cutscene.
I don't know if he knows about slime rancher two or the new content that was added since but I wouldn't expect a slime rancher video anytime soon.
It's safe to guess that any series I didn't list here that we haven't seen in a while is due to him either beating all that is available, the videos started underperforming or influence from TH-cam...
I have "some" questions for you-
What would you do if TABS was never created?
And what game would you play?
And how would you feel if the game got deleted?
Test your Hwatcha Conjecture please, Hwatchas versus Hwatchas, big as you are willing to go!
“So long as you don’t have your giant Diaper grabbed by these guys” captainsauce 2021
so 9 min gang here just rollin in with my presten shooting gatling tank
watching your vid seemed more important than my online classes
Can we appreciate that almost everyone has liked this video?
69 dislikes o.0
nOIcE
"They can't jump," he says, as a nearby minotour decides to multiclass in rocketship.
hey, cap, here's how to defeat the super peasent with only 6200 budget:
10 balloners, a lot of chearleaders and a hwacha
Here's the formation (where to place the units):
B I
A I
L I
L I
O I Super peasent
O I
N I
E I
R I
Love the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS, and the Potion God, Gatling Tank, and the AK-47 Raptor! How would they fare against the Armies of TABS if they took over Wobbly West?
We all love tabs
But alas I’m not first :(
CaptainSaurce: Is a Tomato
Also CaptainSaurce: *”The only person who is god is me”*
Hi
( The In-Forcers, Dead rights.)
- two dead eyes.
- five skeleton warriors.
- nine ice archers.
- four vampires.
- three Custom units.
and one hobbit.
For custom units, pick your own. Just being creative, to make it fun. :3