God thing the show is still there even after 20 years and ppl still get the reference for this recycled joke no? th-cam.com/video/xIEoRDBSHNc/w-d-xo.html
He is SO RIGHT about the self-righteousness of both single and married people. Whether you're single or married, the opposite group of people will convince themselves of how awful your life must be since it's not what they're doing with THEIR life. I have married friends who convince themselves having a family is the only way to lead a meaningful life. And I have single friends who convince themselves that all marriages are total nonstop misery. People are so desperate to feel like they have the upper-hand in life, and their egos will construct "clubs" of people like themselves to help that process along LOL.
I haven’t met many married people who are truly happy. This stand up shows how miserable women are. I’ve been a contestant on the game show, and I sure didn’t enjoy it. Marriage sounds like a good idea because you get the attention and affection, but it certainly isn’t the best way for me.
@@keno1069is this attitude going to bring you actual happiness? Or is it just armor? Forgive her, and forgive YOURSELF and move on… no pity parties for grown men, sorry
The multitude of layered brilliance in Jerry's act is breathtaking. A single spoken word, or just a pointed finger, and the crowd-- myself included-- laughs as expected. Seeming perfectly natural & unrehearsed, every gesture & facial-expression is "theatrically" perfect even for the audience in the back-row. So clear, clean, lean, and simple... It's almost as if Jerry Seinfeld masterfully understands a primordial human "code" (humor, laughter-triggers) that's as simple & predictable _to him_ as pushing a button. The man is quite literally like a frickin' wizard.
“Honey does this make me look fat?” Potential killa… no pause.. say it straight AND with sincerity: Hubby: “Are you being serious rn? I’m not even dignifying that question with a response. If you don’t know, I CAN’T HELP YOU!”
Well it doesn't matter what he would have done I bet you still would have commented that. It's not his fault his style is now so famous, unmistakable and often imitated.
Part of me wants reconciliation for Jerry’s comedic arrogance. He knows he’s good, but this is so tight, clean, and well delivered it’s like watching the Yankees or Patriots win...again. Thank you again Jerry, for another wonderful piece.
I'm always somewhat confused by how much people care that Jerry can be arrogant and whatnot. So what? As long as he's funny he can be as arrogant as he wants. I'd love myself if I was him too.
@Brian AGREED 110%!!!!!! I'm sure I could easily have a girlfriend, and even be married, but if you aren't really turned on by looking at someone, your personalites don't just CLICK, and you don't have the same vision and goals in life then WTF is the point??? I feel no sympathy for people who end up miserable because they settled for somone and were too needy to be single and make a happy life alone. I have a sister who's having a kid, AND SHE'S ACTUALLY MARRIED TO A COOL GUY AND OWNED A HOME FIRST! (A true rarity in the Millenial Generation) The dream is real. It's just too many people aren't willing to put in the work and erroneously look for someone to complete them/makes up for their shortcomings and flaws.
I'm hailing from Cuba but for the record, among so many things to admire in the U.S.A and its people is their fine,super keen sense of humor, Seinfeld TV show inspired all the rest to come after.
@@ericheine2414 I'm not a pro but I'm 60 years old. I remember watching the smothers brothers comedy hour with my parents in 1968 or 69. They were cutting edge comics once . I'm sure that they set the laughter bar very high, as have I since middle school. I'm seen a lot of the great ones in their prime in my lifetime - Pryor , Carlin , Klein, Murphy, Rock, Belzer , etc. So if you got an honest, hearty laugh out of me that's an accomplishment, too.
Iconic performers like Seinfeld Chappelle Carlin have the ability to take individuals on a ride through lifes existential questions all while creating laughter. They represent the modern day philospers of old with the uncanny ability to make you reflect and find joy in the art they create. Truly the most under-appreciated form of Art we have today. Thankfully we still can still speak freely in our world !!
2:36 after hearing the “hypothetical” question, I literally had to press the pause button and think for a moment. “If you faked your own death and I found out about it, what would you say then” ? That tells you a lot about married life.
Haha, John Mulaney has a hilarious take on Seinfeld's material. For the record I don't think that is what Jerry is saying, it's just him overanalysing stuff which he does more specifically and more accurately than anyone. "Details on a conversation we had at 3 O'clock in the morning, 8 years ago" is fucking spot on.
@Anil Singh I think everyone has a narrow view of marriage.. If you find someone that is your best friend, then you have a true companion. But I realize if you do not have a best friend it can be a miserable experience. Most people marry not based on best friends or compatibility.
No young man, I will tell you what I told my son that is 38 and my son that is 26. Marry someone that is "Easy to Please". That's it. What that means is, someone who is generally, genuinely pretty happy. What do you think about going to see this? "Okay that sounds good", what do you think about eating there? "Sure that sounds fine. I also wouldn't mind Chinese, but I'm okay with Mexican. Whatever". That is Gold. It is not that you are looking for some type of woman that is subservient as some may assume I am talking about. I promise, you NEVER EVER want a woman that is just gonna say yes to everything you want, just to make you happy, just like most woman don't TRULY want a man that is uxorious. No, you want a strong minded independent woman that can be that common sense in your ear when you are thinking like an idiot and/or kindly reminds you when you are acting like one. One thing you can do is make a list of your 5 best buddies. Next to their name write what it is that you love about that guy, "he kicks you in the ass when you need it" this one is "always positive and reassures you on what you are trying to accomplish", this one you can just "sit and chill with without even having to talk much", whatever they may offer. But put those attributes in the order of what would be most important to you in a relationship. If you do that, you will end up marrying a woman that is your best friend! How can you not be happy with a best friend that you get to have sex with 2 times a day (to start with. Small print after marriage 2 times a month. Joking). And by all means, find a woman with a good sense of humor that doesn't take herself to serious. And if possible, ALWAYS hold off for a female that leans towards being more rational. You will know. If not, yes you ARE screwed. I don't care how hot the woman is, if she is real emotional your life WILL be hell and you will never ever be happy! Ever. And to be honest, in this generation of self absorbed "I expect you to take me some place nice cause I'm hot" type women, you gotta be ready to just say NEXT! That all being said, I would be remiss if I didn't make it clear that to have a happy marriage the onus is so much more on you (that is another conversation). It is beyond my comprehension though at how many guys are so absolutely INSECURE, jealous, controlling, violent, verbally abusive yet blame women for a bad relationship or marriage. Dumbasses, treat the woman with respect and trust and if you don't feel like you can have either, then move on! Stop trying to control her cause more often than not, the problem is you. Anyways young man, find a woman that is easy to please and BE that man that is easy to respect and you will not imagine how you were happy when you didn't have her in your life and you will not but WANT to be married to her! So I disagree with those that say "NEVER get married cause you will be unhappy". Well Duh, if you pick the wrong one. Lol It's like, sometimes you will be interested in a brand of car and someone will swear to you, NEVER EVER buy that brand, they are crap! Well more often than not, it was a specific model, or even sometimes just the year or just the way that driver mistreated his vehicle. So no, you don't just make a blanket decision. If you like it just find a year and model that is LOW MAINTENANCE. And take care of the vehicle, with proper maintenance and oil changes e.g. communication and romance in a marriage! Okay sorry, it was supposed to be a quick comment but then I went into "Dad Mode" lol
Hes good at having said every words in good phylosophy of what do latest in a community cannot solve many crimes and people gets convicted for being innocent in cases.
He had to have smoked or drank extra expresso. He never ever ever moves and this was his best or I should say his Only dynamic work I've ever seen him do? He used the stage and he never uses the stage. He has moved his hands and has had gestures but this one is different. The cameras played to both side of his body cause he's moving his arms so wide. I'm not complaining but this felt like another Jerry. Impressive that the old man found a new beat to go with his lyrics.
"Married guys play with full clips and live rounds". No....that's their wives. The men have been completely disarmed and live under constant threat of losing their money too.
Politically Correct - #1 The loser you’re backing never made a single one of those points. #2 You’re just as big of a demented loser as him. Go find yourself some fellow incels to have a circle jerk with
She's just being psychic, predicting the future. You WILL cheat on her. One day you'll get tired of all the ridiculousness, and decide, "well, hell, if she's already mad at me for cheating and I haven't, I might as well have some fun with some strange."...lol
@@ExternalInputs lol 🤣 ohh Gawd 😂, you think him living without drama, stress, and retired at 45 is empty *doubled over laughing* I need a chair, OMG MY SIDES! Ok ok ok, please explain to me the "ignorance" of which he lives.... this should be Good
@@spencerfly1007 ok, this person says they're retired at 45 and living in Europe, not working and saving money and living how they want....I'm having a hard time finding the "Loser" or loss in what you're saying they are. Sounds more like you're lashing out because of Envy. You people keep using the same tired lines over and over "You're a loser, you're a man baby, you're a basement neckbeard, blaa blaa blaa, etc" you people keep using these words like magic spells, because it gets the reaction or outcome that you want, but eventually it loses its potency and "abracadabra!" nobody cares or has no effect...
This was incredible. Every line was on point. I can’t remember laughing that hard for a full 4min...had no idea Jerry was so good at stand-up and now I can’t wait to see the full set.
This perspective from a world class stand-up comedian is SO accurate according to his experiences. Yet, people can relate to it. Just outstanding material in this one. She says, "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME"!😂
"what do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy like you?" A married man like Jerry, specifically? A very good sense of humor, a lot of money and a degree of emotional damage.
Precisely... We've been to Afghanistan, had our nuts blown off, still have to pay the person who blew them off, and will never look at going to the front lines the same "romantic" and heroic way ever again.
Too bad this only has 200K+ views when his other sets have millions... This is the loudest I've ever laugh at Seinfeld's wholesome, clever, easy approach to stand-up comedy.
My son took me to see Jerry in Reno a few years ago for my birthday 🎂! He is so good! He had all new material! All of it was clean and absolutely hilarious!!!!! ❤😂
Same here - with all this covid stuff it felt good just to laugh until I was crying and my stomach hurt. Hope this all ends soon and the Jerrys of the world can get us laughing again
Ive seen Seinfeld live about 7 times? Maybe 8? And as much as I love the guy and his comedy, EVERYTIME ive seen him its an 50 minutes of repeated material verbatim, 10 minutes of old material reworked and about 10 to 15 minutes of new material. Even his Q/A at end of the show was exactly the same. I wish he would have brand new material EVERY tour....hes like George Carlin...Carlin was same way:50 minutes of the SAME jokes and 10 of new material.
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
"I always hear women say, you know, married men live longer. Um. Yes, and an indoor cat... ...also... ...lives longer." Quote from Bill Maher th-cam.com/video/cPk72ccNRb0/w-d-xo.html
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
I like how he just breezed through the part about his "issues" as a younger man... Oh, you mean when you were 39 and dated a 17 year old high school girl, Jerry? Those "issues"?
If you value your sanity AT ALL, stay single, free, and happy, my friends! 💪🏼 The only, I repeat ONLY SINGLE THING you need to know about marriage is that when one dies prematurely, their spouse is AUTOMATICALLY suspect no. 1.
Be a bit of a pimp. Have 1 girl you do stuff YOU want to do with, and be very honest and open about that. The challenge is being zen enough to let go of her if she tries to pull a "change x and y or I'm leaving".
It actually is, yep. Been single. Been married. Single again... better. Marriage and kids is a societal manipulation. 80% of what goes on in 80% of relationships... is 80% bullshit. 😄
"I'll take details of a 10 minute conversation we had at 3 o'clock in the morning 8 years ago." lmao
God thing the show is still there even after 20 years and ppl still get the reference for this recycled joke no?
th-cam.com/video/xIEoRDBSHNc/w-d-xo.html
That is completely accurate!
🤐
“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream will spark an argument too 😂😅
@@genom27 I didn't DREAM about it , I wondered and I just ASKED if he would sleep with Kim Kardashian if she wanted to. I just ASKED.
@@genom27 Hello
He got married purely to build material. A dedicated professional doing whatever it takes.
I think he converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
No, it offends me as a comedian.
That is the only rational explanation.
That's why Norm McDonald got fat.
@@richsackett3423 and died
@@wakenow7612 Arguably
I love Jerry’s comedy because it’s all about observation, and it’s always witty and lighthearted 💙✨ he still got it!
He is SO RIGHT about the self-righteousness of both single and married people. Whether you're single or married, the opposite group of people will convince themselves of how awful your life must be since it's not what they're doing with THEIR life. I have married friends who convince themselves having a family is the only way to lead a meaningful life. And I have single friends who convince themselves that all marriages are total nonstop misery. People are so desperate to feel like they have the upper-hand in life, and their egos will construct "clubs" of people like themselves to help that process along LOL.
😂😂😂
That’s just humanity and justifying/ finding meaning in your existence. It’s such a simple joke but really insightful.
I haven’t met many married people who are truly happy. This stand up shows how miserable women are. I’ve been a contestant on the game show, and I sure didn’t enjoy it. Marriage sounds like a good idea because you get the attention and affection, but it certainly isn’t the best way for me.
@@keno1069 talk about being bitter
@@keno1069is this attitude going to bring you actual happiness? Or is it just armor? Forgive her, and forgive YOURSELF and move on… no pity parties for grown men, sorry
“That’s GOLD Jerry, GOLD!”
PLATINUM
You win!
a masterclass in comedy right there
😂😂😂
@@Boblobblaw88 Hello
After they solved every problem they move on to the hypothetical 😂😂😂 I think every married man can relate to that
“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream she had will spark an argument too 😂😅
@@genom27 Hello
@@jarroddavid8352 Hello
My ears are waiting for that bass riff to come in at some point, I can’t help myself!
Fun fact: That 'slap bass' riff was played on a keyboard.
@@BWater-yq3jx “Get out” as Elaine used to say...
Same, brother.
☠️🤣🤣☠️
@@hakankarakurt1100 "No really" as Jerry would say.
I'm so glad Jerry still does stand up. The world needs to laugh and he's hysterical.
He’s still funny as ever
Happy you enjoy it.
Not really
He's extremely funny if your 60 years old.
The multitude of layered brilliance in Jerry's act is breathtaking. A single spoken word, or just a pointed finger, and the crowd-- myself included-- laughs as expected. Seeming perfectly natural & unrehearsed, every gesture & facial-expression is "theatrically" perfect even for the audience in the back-row. So clear, clean, lean, and simple... It's almost as if Jerry Seinfeld masterfully understands a primordial human "code" (humor, laughter-triggers) that's as simple & predictable _to him_ as pushing a button. The man is quite literally like a frickin' wizard.
im not a fan of his actual comedy but Im a huge fan of his craft, he has so many layers its crazy.
Yea it's all so well timed too!
@@davidjd123His craft IS comedy.😂
In a word: Brilliant!
Yes, it's called being a comedian. But he's very good at his craft. So is Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and others.
My girlfriend has started with "I had dream and you did this". Reminds me why I have been happily divorced for 10 years.
Nothing is better than a happy divorce.
It's like you were on drugs once but now you see clearly again.
Defending onself for actions one have done in girlfriends dreams is tight!
Congrats on being happily divorced.
Time to jet
“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep that usually ended with me being sent to take out the garbage 😂😅
💯 Jerry…so so true. Sitting with my wife listening and laughing at the accuracy of your jokes! Always some truth to every joke! 😂😂😂
MGTOW
The hypothetical questions will get you in trouble every time!
“Honey does this make me look fat?”
Potential killa… no pause.. say it straight AND with sincerity:
Hubby: “Are you being serious rn? I’m not even dignifying that question with a response. If you don’t know, I CAN’T HELP YOU!”
This guy's pretty good... he should have his own tv show
It was Larry's, too.
@@winthorpetrois right, goddamn is swearing. 🙄
@@Tony-md7dk ???
He is an unfunny man
“That’s gold Jerry. Gold”
That's about as brilliant, tight, and well-delivered as stand-up gets. A master class in 4 minutes.
You can see how much he rehearses the words, timing body movements
I know! And apparently effortless. His stand up is always like that. Your just quietly amused for a couple minutes, and then BAM! Burst out laughing.
He is a parody of himself. Jerry squared.
Squerry Squeinfeld
Well it doesn't matter what he would have done I bet you still would have commented that. It's not his fault his style is now so famous, unmistakable and often imitated.
He is just a very talented and unique guy and no one can steal his material because he has great timing and a one of a kind delivery
Part of me wants reconciliation for Jerry’s comedic arrogance. He knows he’s good, but this is so tight, clean, and well delivered it’s like watching the Yankees or Patriots win...again. Thank you again Jerry, for another wonderful piece.
I'm always somewhat confused by how much people care that Jerry can be arrogant and whatnot. So what? As long as he's funny he can be as arrogant as he wants. I'd love myself if I was him too.
As a happily single guy, I have no idea what he’s talking about. Just jiving on my pinwheel.
I was married for a while.
I'm back on the merry-go-round and I couldn't be happier.
#PinwheelLife
No simp zone
There are pluses and minuses to both.
@Brian AGREED 110%!!!!!!
I'm sure I could easily have a girlfriend, and even be married, but if you aren't really turned on by looking at someone, your personalites don't just CLICK, and you don't have the same vision and goals in life then WTF is the point???
I feel no sympathy for people who end up miserable because they settled for somone and were too needy to be single and make a happy life alone.
I have a sister who's having a kid, AND SHE'S ACTUALLY MARRIED TO A COOL GUY AND OWNED A HOME FIRST! (A true rarity in the Millenial Generation) The dream is real. It's just too many people aren't willing to put in the work and erroneously look for someone to complete them/makes up for their shortcomings and flaws.
How many guys have gotten into trouble for some nonsense their wife dreamed they did?
I'm hailing from Cuba but for the record, among so many things to admire in the U.S.A and its people is their fine,super keen sense of humor, Seinfeld TV show inspired all the rest to come after.
Jerry Seinfeld is one of the classiest stand-up comedians to date. He knows that you don't have to cuss in every single sentence to make the joke.
No, not every god damn time.
Where are the jokes? He just states opinions and in somecases facts. Stuff we don't really think about.. I don't find him funny what so ever..
He blows
Yes! Had tears running I laughed so hard, and it’s all good clean, humor based on hard work.
Check out Brian Regan he's even better
He says "Godamn" in his jokes now... Wow pretty edgy stuff Jerry
Ironically, it also triggers atheist SJW's.
@@meadster308 lol
That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
@@meadster308 You go, big boy!
Mike Meade in what way does it do that ?
Most comedians now have zero talent but this guy is just oozing talent. Kudos to Seinfeld.
"Are you even LISTENING TO ME??" 😂😂
Going from being single to being married it's like telling polish jokes your whole life and then one day you wake up and you are Polish.
That makes absolutely no sense.
That line is more clever and inspired than his routine
@@daviddemar8749 Tthank you David.
I made Tommy Smothers laugh one time. It's a good feeling when a pro
laughs.
@@ericheine2414
I'm not a pro but I'm 60 years old. I remember watching the smothers brothers comedy hour with my parents in 1968 or 69. They were cutting edge comics once . I'm sure that they set the laughter bar very high, as have I since middle school. I'm seen a lot of the great ones in their prime in my
lifetime - Pryor , Carlin , Klein, Murphy, Rock, Belzer , etc. So if you got an honest, hearty laugh out of me that's an accomplishment, too.
Single guys can only tell you how bad they think marriage is. A married guy can tell you how bad it really is.
Iconic performers like Seinfeld Chappelle Carlin have the ability to take individuals on a ride through lifes existential questions all while creating laughter. They represent the modern day philospers of old with the uncanny ability to make you reflect and find joy in the art they create. Truly the most under-appreciated form of Art we have today. Thankfully we still can still speak freely in our world !!
Marriage... "not that there's anything wrong with it".
“My father’s married.”
"It's fine if that's who you are, I have many married friends."
Jerry been hanging around Sebastian. Looks like he took some physical comedy pointers
I immediately thought the same thing.
Yeah, I noticed that as well. It works.
Actually I believe it's Seinfeld giving Sebastian all his material that he can get away with doing!
If you think physical comedy starts with sebastian miniman you are WRONG ! Couple of words STEVE MARTIN
I thought the same exact thing. Was going to comment that (thanks, haha)
*(**2:46**) Did Jerry just pull off a David Spade impersonation without trying to pull off a*
*David Spade impersonation.*
I can't unsee it now
I can't see it. Period.
@@commontater8630 That's because you're Looking and not Listening.
@@Dominion-1 You must have Spade on the brain. That just sounds like Jerry.
@@commontater8630 Me and 33 others & counting 👍🏽😄
2:36 after hearing the “hypothetical” question, I literally had to press the pause button and think for a moment.
“If you faked your own death and I found out about it, what would you say then” ?
That tells you a lot about married life.
"I lied."
I've never seen him move around so much. He's about to go full-blown Steve Martin
You have a girlfriend? That’s wiffleball. LOL! I was laughing out loud throughout this.
@Jerryseinfeldofficial SQUEEEL!!!!
@Jerryseinfeldofficial Texas!
I should’ve qualified my “SQUEEEL!”
I am actually a woman, who responds to a comment from Jerry Seinfeld, with legitimate squealing.
Being single is freaking awesome...🙂
This is the equivalent of that “MY WIFE IS A BIIIIITCH AND I DONT LIKE HEEEER with Alec Baldwin and Jon Voight” seminar joke that John Mulaney makes
I was looking for this comment !
Haha, John Mulaney has a hilarious take on Seinfeld's material. For the record I don't think that is what Jerry is saying, it's just him overanalysing stuff which he does more specifically and more accurately than anyone. "Details on a conversation we had at 3 O'clock in the morning, 8 years ago" is fucking spot on.
Yes! I thought of Mulaney too
“What’s the deal with marriage?”
LOL!
The deal is a raw deal for the man.
A bad deal.
"Am i right people?"
"Who is this?"
Married people want you to join them in their misery. As a man, you built you’re own jail and now you to complain about living in it. No thx
It depends how you and partner interact. And with the downsides come some upsides too.
@Anil Singh I think everyone has a narrow view of marriage.. If you find someone that is your best friend, then you have a true companion. But I realize if you do not have a best friend it can be a miserable experience. Most people marry not based on best friends or compatibility.
Kramer?
47 years of experience manifesting itself into pure delivery perfection. The way he presents the material is arguably better than the material
Alex Taubin he’s mastered stand up
His style and delivery is perfect.
Arguably the same goes for all good comedians.
@Martin Siedlecki Show us what you've got then Martin. Making bitter jibes on TH-cam is something any dickhead can do.
@@ExternalInputs he does suck though....
I've never seen Jerry on Adderall before.
1:22, "You better have some answers buddy. " 😂
1:32, "They're active and on high alert at all times. " 😂😂
Not a great advertisement for marriage. Think I'll wait it out like Jerry... ✌🏼
Never do it. Trust me. Pay attention. Truly. Never. Ever. Fucking do it.
wasn't the point
I second that, don't ever get married. It's a trap!
No young man, I will tell you what I told my son that is 38 and my son that is 26. Marry someone that is "Easy to Please". That's it.
What that means is, someone who is generally, genuinely pretty happy. What do you think about going to see this? "Okay that sounds good", what do you think about eating there? "Sure that sounds fine. I also wouldn't mind Chinese, but I'm okay with Mexican. Whatever". That is Gold.
It is not that you are looking for some type of woman that is subservient as some may assume I am talking about. I promise, you NEVER EVER want a woman that is just gonna say yes to everything you want, just to make you happy, just like most woman don't TRULY want a man that is uxorious. No, you want a strong minded independent woman that can be that common sense in your ear when you are thinking like an idiot and/or kindly reminds you when you are acting like one.
One thing you can do is make a list of your 5 best buddies. Next to their name write what it is that you love about that guy, "he kicks you in the ass when you need it" this one is "always positive and reassures you on what you are trying to accomplish", this one you can just "sit and chill with without even having to talk much", whatever they may offer.
But put those attributes in the order of what would be most important to you in a relationship. If you do that, you will end up marrying a woman that is your best friend! How can you not be happy with a best friend that you get to have sex with 2 times a day (to start with. Small print after marriage 2 times a month. Joking).
And by all means, find a woman with a good sense of humor that doesn't take herself to serious. And if possible, ALWAYS hold off for a female that leans towards being more rational. You will know. If not, yes you ARE screwed. I don't care how hot the woman is, if she is real emotional your life WILL be hell and you will never ever be happy! Ever. And to be honest, in this generation of self absorbed "I expect you to take me some place nice cause I'm hot" type women, you gotta be ready to just say NEXT!
That all being said, I would be remiss if I didn't make it clear that to have a happy marriage the onus is so much more on you (that is another conversation).
It is beyond my comprehension though at how many guys are so absolutely INSECURE, jealous, controlling, violent, verbally abusive yet blame women for a bad relationship or marriage. Dumbasses, treat the woman with respect and trust and if you don't feel like you can have either, then move on! Stop trying to control her cause more often than not, the problem is you.
Anyways young man, find a woman that is easy to please and BE that man that is easy to respect and you will not imagine how you were happy when you didn't have her in your life and you will not but WANT to be married to her!
So I disagree with those that say "NEVER get married cause you will be unhappy". Well Duh, if you pick the wrong one. Lol It's like, sometimes you will be interested in a brand of car and someone will swear to you, NEVER EVER buy that brand, they are crap! Well more often than not, it was a specific model, or even sometimes just the year or just the way that driver mistreated his vehicle. So no, you don't just make a blanket decision. If you like it just find a year and model that is LOW MAINTENANCE. And take care of the vehicle, with proper maintenance and oil changes e.g. communication and romance in a marriage!
Okay sorry, it was supposed to be a quick comment but then I went into "Dad Mode" lol
Dan Farrar I appreciate that advice good sir. Are you currently married?
"Why do I feel like you're always interviewing me?", I've repeatedly asked my wife. The questions. So many trivial questions 😂😭
Because you are constantly being interviewed, to see if she needs to find another guy 😂
Enjoy marriage 🤣
I never laughed so hard in my life! Love this bit!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for your hard life.
@Turnpost2552 Sorry for ur excruciatingly jacked up and dissatisfied life lol 🤣
his jokes are too good for 2020 audience. He's hilarious... 😂
Hes good at having said every words in good phylosophy of what do latest in a community cannot solve many crimes and people gets convicted for being innocent in cases.
He had to have smoked or drank extra expresso. He never ever ever moves and this was his best or I should say his Only dynamic work I've ever seen him do?
He used the stage and he never uses the stage. He has moved his hands and has had gestures but this one is different.
The cameras played to both side of his body cause he's moving his arms so wide.
I'm not complaining but this felt like another Jerry. Impressive that the old man found a new beat to go with his lyrics.
Your complaining. Just watch and enjoy
@@alldaytony2751 You read nothing of a complaint.
Read and enjoy.
I’ve heard that he may be working with the same mime that Sebastian Maniscalco uses to become livelier on stage.
I'll bet you've never seen him jump out of a helicopter into a river to start his show before either.
@@ExternalInputs what does exiting a vehicle or a Grand Entrance have to do with stage energy?
"Married guys play with full clips and live rounds". No....that's their wives. The men have been completely disarmed and live under constant threat of losing their money too.
You're a moron.
Nope, he speaks the truth
+General Jack D Ripper - And you wonder why no woman wants anything to do with you
Politically Correct - #1 The loser you’re backing never made a single one of those points. #2 You’re just as big of a demented loser as him. Go find yourself some fellow incels to have a circle jerk with
Politically Correct - Go check yourself in to a psych ward. I truly fear for the safety of your community
My wife of 18 years has had dreams in the past that I was cheating on her and then she felt entitled to be mad at me as if I really did cheat on her.
She's just being psychic, predicting the future. You WILL cheat on her. One day you'll get tired of all the ridiculousness, and decide, "well, hell, if she's already mad at me for cheating and I haven't, I might as well have some fun with some strange."...lol
That illogical bullshit is why I don't get along with women, not even my own sister..
@@broadcasttttable No, she's just seeing the Past.
I don’t envy you in the slightest
did you punch her in the face with a pillow over it so you didnt leave a mark on her face?
Self-deprecation always works, especially with someone who has it all. Jerry does it very well. I have (will) always been a fan!
Still single and now retired in Europe at 45 years old....don't need and want the drama!
Spent the rest of your empty life in blissful ignorance then.
@@ExternalInputs lol 🤣 ohh Gawd 😂, you think him living without drama, stress, and retired at 45 is empty *doubled over laughing* I need a chair, OMG MY SIDES! Ok ok ok, please explain to me the "ignorance" of which he lives.... this should be Good
ExternalInputs enjoy being a loser your whole life
@@ExternalInputs as you typed this in your she shed
@@spencerfly1007 ok, this person says they're retired at 45 and living in Europe, not working and saving money and living how they want....I'm having a hard time finding the "Loser" or loss in what you're saying they are. Sounds more like you're lashing out because of Envy. You people keep using the same tired lines over and over "You're a loser, you're a man baby, you're a basement neckbeard, blaa blaa blaa, etc" you people keep using these words like magic spells, because it gets the reaction or outcome that you want, but eventually it loses its potency and "abracadabra!" nobody cares or has no effect...
He's so natural at it
The first part was a mashup of his old “Seinfeld” opening stand up. Still good
This was incredible. Every line was on point. I can’t remember laughing that hard for a full 4min...had no idea Jerry was so good at stand-up and now I can’t wait to see the full set.
It’s a laugh riot. I was dying laughing 🤣
You should see his older stuff, dude has been good at this type of comedy for a good 30 years
I know. Someone should give him his own show 😅
@@HawaiiFoodAndFunrecycled jokes. Always a hoot
This perspective from a world class stand-up comedian is SO accurate according to his experiences. Yet, people can relate to it. Just outstanding material in this one. She says, "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME"!😂
Anyone else keep expecting a slap bassline to come in at the end of each punchline?
Jokes on how hard it is to be a married man. In 2020.
“What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?”
The man’s still got it
Oh grow up
@Michael Mcneany actually I was replying to another comment. I like his stand up
"what do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy like you?"
A married man like Jerry, specifically?
A very good sense of humor, a lot of money and a degree of emotional damage.
Seinfeld married a woman who he met when she was on her honeymoon with some other guy. True story. Which adds a whole nother level to this skit.
Actually, I heard it was just after she'd returned from her honeymoon. I also heard he paid the husband to give her a divorce....
Hello friend how are you doing❤
Comedy without obscenities ❤️❤️
Wait till he gets divorced. We look at single guys and married guys like they're children.
You should have 400k likes with that comment
So damn true man
Precisely... We've been to Afghanistan, had our nuts blown off, still have to pay the person who blew them off, and will never look at going to the front lines the same "romantic" and heroic way ever again.
@@alexp7274 🤣🤣🤣
Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth every penny.
Man, dude's still got it.
Too bad this only has 200K+ views when his other sets have millions... This is the loudest I've ever laugh at Seinfeld's wholesome, clever, easy approach to stand-up comedy.
Jerry is the gold standard of stand-up comedy.
My favorite philosopher
Jerry is truly brilliant
Berry B Benson out here doing stand up comedy now?!?!
Scienfield Is a genius 😂😂😂
Chihuahua Zank haha sorry about that
I have rarely seen a comment section this divided before, despite what the like:dislike ratio will make you want to believe.
Not winning the weekend sex package hurts lmaoo
He’s such a genius. In the first line, I can’t tell if he’s just being himself or doing a bit. The “parody of himself” comment is so spot on...
1:15 Good John Mulaney impression 😁
Jesus christ Jerry just marry someone who actually likes you. And writes her own cookbooks.
His wife was smoking hot back in the day, though.
They all are supposed to be jokes as far as I recall
@Dr. Richard D. Stiff No they don't...
@Dr. Richard D. Stiff no, they don't [2]
Like Steph Curry's wife.
I'm in Afghanistan wit real loaded weapon 😂🤣
Excellent, another “I haaaaaate my wife! Bada-bing!” special, guess we’re still doing that
Joshua Bailey Imagine doing comedy about your life experiences
As long as people still get married, they will still have jokes about how annoying their spouse is.
Coming from a guy who loves cartoons and video games. Sounds about right.
My son took me to see Jerry in Reno a few years ago for my birthday 🎂! He is so good! He had all new material! All of it was clean and absolutely hilarious!!!!! ❤😂
The special seems a blend of comics he's hung out and drank coffee with
Well that's a hell of an argument against getting married then 😂
This was a good special. Watched it yesterday an was pleasantly surprised.
Same here - with all this covid stuff it felt good just to laugh until I was crying and my stomach hurt. Hope this all ends soon and the Jerrys of the world can get us laughing again
"You have a tone"
"What tone? I have a tone?"
"Yes you have a tone."
"What about my tone?"
"I don't like your tone"
Jerry sounds like Larry David when he yells now.
His tactles swearing has rubbed off on him too.
Ive seen Seinfeld live about 7 times? Maybe 8? And as much as I love the guy and his comedy, EVERYTIME ive seen him its an 50 minutes of repeated material verbatim, 10 minutes of old material reworked and about 10 to 15 minutes of new material. Even his Q/A at end of the show was exactly the same. I wish he would have brand new material EVERY tour....hes like George Carlin...Carlin was same way:50 minutes of the SAME jokes and 10 of new material.
I watched this on Netflix. Absolutely hysterical. Of course. I laughed continuously. I highly recommend it. 🤣😂
Same here. He's still got it!
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
Hello friend how are you doing
Can’t wait to see him in September in Las Vegas. I’ve love Jerry since his show. ❤
such sharp material. seinfeld really is on a different level. not my favorite but my god can this dude put together a set.
Jerry looks great. Still doing his craft and exceptionally well.
"I always hear women say, you know, married men live longer. Um. Yes, and an indoor cat... ...also... ...lives longer." Quote from Bill Maher
th-cam.com/video/cPk72ccNRb0/w-d-xo.html
He’s such a master of his craft
He’s actually gotten sharper after marriage:)
Outstanding. Thank you Jerry.Funny.
I missed Jerry. I needed this clip
Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com
@@jerryseinfeld6239 Hilarious there, fella. Did you really think I'd fall for this? This is the fakest account I've ever seen.
Literally, one of favorite TV people all time.
Good clean clever basic fun 🤩
Hello friend how are you doing
I like how he just breezed through the part about his "issues" as a younger man... Oh, you mean when you were 39 and dated a 17 year old high school girl, Jerry? Those "issues"?
Oh shit, shots fired lol
Did he really do that?
Goals
@@MRWEDAWEST yes. Well documented
This is awesome!
Horrifying. Didn't Jerry used to do comedy before he got married? My thoughts and prayers go out to all married men.
Hhahahahhahaha I’m dying.. this is hilarious
Hey Jerry Seinfeld Sounded like Barry Benson from Bee Movie. 🐝
Jerry got the high pitch Carti voice drip going on. I see u slatt
WinetReigns SL ItPoors111sssLastLagoonaResort 😂 hilarious
The older Jerry gets, the more he packs in, the more words, the more energy, this means that at 80 he will approximate a mild shade of Robin Williams.
If you value your sanity AT ALL, stay single, free, and happy, my friends! 💪🏼
The only, I repeat ONLY SINGLE THING you need to know about marriage is that when one dies prematurely, their spouse is AUTOMATICALLY suspect no. 1.
"I had some issues that I was enjoying quite a bit" SICK he dated a girl in who was still in high school when he was 38 THIRTY EIGHT!
Jerry's a monster at this, just hugely good.
And the video's 4:20 long, too.
*Nice.*
@Devo Davis.I just started and Id like ur opinion.
th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbI/w-d-xo.html
Devo Davis 4:19
WOW 420 IS WEED NUMBER HAHAHAHHA WOW SUCH COMEDY 420!!!! HAHAHA 69 420 weed number WOW
the mans got some good observations
Is this true? Single for the rest of my life.
Be a bit of a pimp. Have 1 girl you do stuff YOU want to do with, and be very honest and open about that. The challenge is being zen enough to let go of her if she tries to pull a "change x and y or I'm leaving".
It actually is, yep.
Been single. Been married. Single again... better.
Marriage and kids is a societal manipulation.
80% of what goes on in 80% of relationships...
is 80% bullshit. 😄