Jerry Seinfeld Compares Married Men To Game Show Losers | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @trappinout18
    @trappinout18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    He got married purely to build material. A dedicated professional doing whatever it takes.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think he converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
      And this offends you as a Jewish person?
      No, it offends me as a comedian.

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is the only rational explanation.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why Norm McDonald got fat.

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richsackett3423 and died

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wakenow7612 Arguably

  • @Lubbylove89
    @Lubbylove89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "I'll take details of a 10 minute conversation we had at 3 o'clock in the morning 8 years ago." lmao

    • @slaviceno
      @slaviceno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God thing the show is still there even after 20 years and ppl still get the reference for this recycled joke no?
      th-cam.com/video/xIEoRDBSHNc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Nirotix
      @Nirotix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That is completely accurate!
      🤐

    • @genom27
      @genom27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream will spark an argument too 😂😅

    • @MizrahiChick
      @MizrahiChick 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@genom27 I didn't DREAM about it , I wondered and I just ASKED if he would sleep with Kim Kardashian if she wanted to. I just ASKED.

  • @Boblobblaw88
    @Boblobblaw88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    “That’s GOLD Jerry, GOLD!”

  • @jarroddavid8352
    @jarroddavid8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    After they solved every problem they move on to the hypothetical 😂😂😂 I think every married man can relate to that

    • @genom27
      @genom27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream she had will spark an argument too 😂😅

  • @hakankarakurt1100
    @hakankarakurt1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    My ears are waiting for that bass riff to come in at some point, I can’t help myself!

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun fact: That 'slap bass' riff was played on a keyboard.

    • @hakankarakurt1100
      @hakankarakurt1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BWater-yq3jx “Get out” as Elaine used to say...

    • @maxalmonte14
      @maxalmonte14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, brother.

    • @DNaupari
      @DNaupari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ☠️🤣🤣☠️

    • @williamd1891
      @williamd1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hakankarakurt1100 "No really" as Jerry would say.

  • @LadylvGod
    @LadylvGod 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I love Jerry’s comedy because it’s all about observation, and it’s always witty and lighthearted 💙✨ he still got it!

  • @Hollowsmith
    @Hollowsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    He is SO RIGHT about the self-righteousness of both single and married people. Whether you're single or married, the opposite group of people will convince themselves of how awful your life must be since it's not what they're doing with THEIR life. I have married friends who convince themselves having a family is the only way to lead a meaningful life. And I have single friends who convince themselves that all marriages are total nonstop misery. People are so desperate to feel like their have the upper-hand in life, and their egos will construct "clubs" of people like themselves to help that process along LOL.

    • @adamdolson2525
      @adamdolson2525 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @drizzle452
      @drizzle452 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That’s just humanity and justifying/ finding meaning in your existence. It’s such a simple joke but really insightful.

    • @keno1069
      @keno1069 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I haven’t met many married people who are truly happy. This stand up shows how miserable women are. I’ve been a contestant on the game show, and I sure didn’t enjoy it. Marriage sounds like a good idea because you get the attention and affection, but it certainly isn’t the best way for me.

    • @adamdolson2525
      @adamdolson2525 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@keno1069 talk about being bitter

    • @stocksxbondage
      @stocksxbondage 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@keno1069is this attitude going to bring you actual happiness? Or is it just armor? Forgive her, and forgive YOURSELF and move on… no pity parties for grown men, sorry

  • @BodyByBenSLC
    @BodyByBenSLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    My girlfriend has started with "I had dream and you did this". Reminds me why I have been happily divorced for 10 years.

    • @mart_en
      @mart_en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nothing is better than a happy divorce.
      It's like you were on drugs once but now you see clearly again.

    • @1Dreamking
      @1Dreamking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Defending onself for actions one have done in girlfriends dreams is tight!

    • @scottsodyssey2485
      @scottsodyssey2485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Congrats on being happily divorced.

    • @jeffscuderi8662
      @jeffscuderi8662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to jet

    • @genom27
      @genom27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep that usually ended with me being sent to take out the garbage 😂😅

  • @aranorbruce
    @aranorbruce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The multitude of layered brilliance in Jerry's act is breathtaking. A single spoken word, or just a pointed finger, and the crowd-- myself included-- laughs as expected. Seeming perfectly natural & unrehearsed, every gesture & facial-expression is "theatrically" perfect even for the audience in the back-row. So clear, clean, lean, and simple... It's almost as if Jerry Seinfeld masterfully understands a primordial human "code" (humor, laughter-triggers) that's as simple & predictable _to him_ as pushing a button. The man is quite literally like a frickin' wizard.

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im not a fan of his actual comedy but Im a huge fan of his craft, he has so many layers its crazy.

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea it's all so well timed too!

    • @Gemmarose9012
      @Gemmarose9012 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@davidjd123His craft IS comedy.😂

    • @garyji
      @garyji 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In a word: Brilliant!

    • @Dave_MB
      @Dave_MB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, it's called being a comedian. But he's very good at his craft. So is Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and others.

  • @llynnie888
    @llynnie888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I'm so glad Jerry still does stand up. The world needs to laugh and he's hysterical.

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s still funny as ever

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Happy you enjoy it.

    • @BestMotivationalVideos123
      @BestMotivationalVideos123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not really

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's extremely funny if your 60 years old.

  • @JamesWilson-ts5xk
    @JamesWilson-ts5xk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    💯 Jerry…so so true. Sitting with my wife listening and laughing at the accuracy of your jokes! Always some truth to every joke! 😂😂😂

    • @SSNESS
      @SSNESS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MGTOW

  • @DKGifford19608
    @DKGifford19608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    As a happily single guy, I have no idea what he’s talking about. Just jiving on my pinwheel.

    • @devodavis6747
      @devodavis6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was married for a while.
      I'm back on the merry-go-round and I couldn't be happier.
      #PinwheelLife

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No simp zone

    • @DudesPod
      @DudesPod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There are pluses and minuses to both.

    • @jesseforce9933
      @jesseforce9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Brian AGREED 110%!!!!!!
      I'm sure I could easily have a girlfriend, and even be married, but if you aren't really turned on by looking at someone, your personalites don't just CLICK, and you don't have the same vision and goals in life then WTF is the point???
      I feel no sympathy for people who end up miserable because they settled for somone and were too needy to be single and make a happy life alone.
      I have a sister who's having a kid, AND SHE'S ACTUALLY MARRIED TO A COOL GUY AND OWNED A HOME FIRST! (A true rarity in the Millenial Generation) The dream is real. It's just too many people aren't willing to put in the work and erroneously look for someone to complete them/makes up for their shortcomings and flaws.

    • @jakeizlove
      @jakeizlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How many guys have gotten into trouble for some nonsense their wife dreamed they did?

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    This guy's pretty good... he should have his own tv show

  • @tonyd9580
    @tonyd9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Jerry Seinfeld is one of the classiest stand-up comedians to date. He knows that you don't have to cuss in every single sentence to make the joke.

    • @JohnThompson-gs3gh
      @JohnThompson-gs3gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, not every god damn time.

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where are the jokes? He just states opinions and in somecases facts. Stuff we don't really think about.. I don't find him funny what so ever..

    • @joshg4875
      @joshg4875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He blows

    • @nanushinthetube7065
      @nanushinthetube7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! Had tears running I laughed so hard, and it’s all good clean, humor based on hard work.

    • @duanemcintosh8908
      @duanemcintosh8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out Brian Regan he's even better

  • @ericheine2414
    @ericheine2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Going from being single to being married it's like telling polish jokes your whole life and then one day you wake up and you are Polish.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes absolutely no sense.

    • @daviddemar8749
      @daviddemar8749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That line is more clever and inspired than his routine

    • @ericheine2414
      @ericheine2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daviddemar8749 Tthank you David.
      I made Tommy Smothers laugh one time. It's a good feeling when a pro
      laughs.

    • @daviddemar8749
      @daviddemar8749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericheine2414
      I'm not a pro but I'm 60 years old. I remember watching the smothers brothers comedy hour with my parents in 1968 or 69. They were cutting edge comics once . I'm sure that they set the laughter bar very high, as have I since middle school. I'm seen a lot of the great ones in their prime in my
      lifetime - Pryor , Carlin , Klein, Murphy, Rock, Belzer , etc. So if you got an honest, hearty laugh out of me that's an accomplishment, too.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Single guys can only tell you how bad they think marriage is. A married guy can tell you how bad it really is.

  • @shamus4427
    @shamus4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The hypothetical questions will get you in trouble every time!

    • @USCTrojan2013
      @USCTrojan2013 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Honey does this make me look fat?”
      Potential killa… no pause.. say it straight AND with sincerity:
      Hubby: “Are you being serious rn? I’m not even dignifying that question with a response. If you don’t know, I CAN’T HELP YOU!”

  • @mikeedwards4436
    @mikeedwards4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He is just a very talented and unique guy and no one can steal his material because he has great timing and a one of a kind delivery

  • @itstartswithcars
    @itstartswithcars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Part of me wants reconciliation for Jerry’s comedic arrogance. He knows he’s good, but this is so tight, clean, and well delivered it’s like watching the Yankees or Patriots win...again. Thank you again Jerry, for another wonderful piece.

    • @julianbufarull7602
      @julianbufarull7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm always somewhat confused by how much people care that Jerry can be arrogant and whatnot. So what? As long as he's funny he can be as arrogant as he wants. I'd love myself if I was him too.

  • @anchorbait6662
    @anchorbait6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    He says "Godamn" in his jokes now... Wow pretty edgy stuff Jerry

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ironically, it also triggers atheist SJW's.

    • @anchorbait6662
      @anchorbait6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meadster308 lol

    • @bodhitree33
      @bodhitree33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

    • @silentqueue2344
      @silentqueue2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meadster308 You go, big boy!

    • @michaelmcdonald8452
      @michaelmcdonald8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Meade in what way does it do that ?

  • @Dominion-1
    @Dominion-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *(**2:46**) Did Jerry just pull off a David Spade impersonation without trying to pull off a*
    *David Spade impersonation.*

    • @pedrof6767
      @pedrof6767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't unsee it now

    • @commontater8630
      @commontater8630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't see it. Period.

    • @Dominion-1
      @Dominion-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@commontater8630 That's because you're Looking and not Listening.

    • @commontater8630
      @commontater8630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dominion-1 You must have Spade on the brain. That just sounds like Jerry.

    • @Dominion-1
      @Dominion-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@commontater8630 Me and 33 others & counting 👍🏽😄

  • @ThriveVolleyball
    @ThriveVolleyball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've never seen him move around so much. He's about to go full-blown Steve Martin

  • @ericfshook
    @ericfshook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I've never seen Jerry on Adderall before.

  • @garygreenfield5969
    @garygreenfield5969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That's about as brilliant, tight, and well-delivered as stand-up gets. A master class in 4 minutes.

    • @rutherose23
      @rutherose23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can see how much he rehearses the words, timing body movements

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know! And apparently effortless. His stand up is always like that. Your just quietly amused for a couple minutes, and then BAM! Burst out laughing.

  • @impolitikful
    @impolitikful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    He is a parody of himself. Jerry squared.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squerry Squeinfeld

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it doesn't matter what he would have done I bet you still would have commented that. It's not his fault his style is now so famous, unmistakable and often imitated.

  • @ccho907
    @ccho907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Jerry been hanging around Sebastian. Looks like he took some physical comedy pointers

    • @dihett
      @dihett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I immediately thought the same thing.

    • @mysteryguest9555
      @mysteryguest9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I noticed that as well. It works.

    • @BladimirBartolini
      @BladimirBartolini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually I believe it's Seinfeld giving Sebastian all his material that he can get away with doing!

    • @RoseUnseen
      @RoseUnseen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you think physical comedy starts with sebastian miniman you are WRONG ! Couple of words STEVE MARTIN

    • @karakenio
      @karakenio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same exact thing. Was going to comment that (thanks, haha)

  • @tedsterrett7204
    @tedsterrett7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Marriage... "not that there's anything wrong with it".

    • @michaelearthling
      @michaelearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no not at all.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “My father’s married.”

    • @michaelearthling
      @michaelearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well my father wears his sneakers in the pool.

    • @DavideMGomez
      @DavideMGomez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's fine if that's who you are, I have many married friends."

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:36 after hearing the “hypothetical” question, I literally had to press the pause button and think for a moment.
    “If you faked your own death and I found out about it, what would you say then” ?
    That tells you a lot about married life.

  • @Boblobblaw88
    @Boblobblaw88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Married guys play with full clips and live rounds". No....that's their wives. The men have been completely disarmed and live under constant threat of losing their money too.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're a moron.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nope, he speaks the truth

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +General Jack D Ripper - And you wonder why no woman wants anything to do with you

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Politically Correct - #1 The loser you’re backing never made a single one of those points. #2 You’re just as big of a demented loser as him. Go find yourself some fellow incels to have a circle jerk with

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Politically Correct - Go check yourself in to a psych ward. I truly fear for the safety of your community

  • @marianovico4933
    @marianovico4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm hailing from Cuba but for the record, among so many things to admire in the U.S.A and its people is their fine,super keen sense of humor, Seinfeld TV show inspired all the rest to come after.

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My wife of 18 years has had dreams in the past that I was cheating on her and then she felt entitled to be mad at me as if I really did cheat on her.

    • @broadcasttttable
      @broadcasttttable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's just being psychic, predicting the future. You WILL cheat on her. One day you'll get tired of all the ridiculousness, and decide, "well, hell, if she's already mad at me for cheating and I haven't, I might as well have some fun with some strange."...lol

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That illogical bullshit is why I don't get along with women, not even my own sister..

    • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
      @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@broadcasttttable No, she's just seeing the Past.

    • @benhartart9487
      @benhartart9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t envy you in the slightest

    • @davidjd123
      @davidjd123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you punch her in the face with a pillow over it so you didnt leave a mark on her face?

  • @DumbDumb855
    @DumbDumb855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Married people want you to join them in their misery. As a man, you built you’re own jail and now you to complain about living in it. No thx

    • @waynelast1685
      @waynelast1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It depends how you and partner interact. And with the downsides come some upsides too.

    • @waynelast1685
      @waynelast1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Anil Singh I think everyone has a narrow view of marriage.. If you find someone that is your best friend, then you have a true companion. But I realize if you do not have a best friend it can be a miserable experience. Most people marry not based on best friends or compatibility.

    • @Slenderirl
      @Slenderirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kramer?

  • @obadiahscave
    @obadiahscave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Being single is freaking awesome...🙂

  • @mnbdysl
    @mnbdysl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Why do I feel like you're always interviewing me?", I've repeatedly asked my wife. The questions. So many trivial questions 😂😭

    • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
      @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because you are constantly being interviewed, to see if she needs to find another guy 😂
      Enjoy marriage 🤣

  • @mikeoppart
    @mikeoppart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wait till he gets divorced. We look at single guys and married guys like they're children.

    • @Earthtime3978
      @Earthtime3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should have 400k likes with that comment

    • @piccolorick9269
      @piccolorick9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So damn true man

    • @alexp7274
      @alexp7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Precisely... We've been to Afghanistan, had our nuts blown off, still have to pay the person who blew them off, and will never look at going to the front lines the same "romantic" and heroic way ever again.

    • @ozdagap1809
      @ozdagap1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexp7274 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SputnickSpooner-jg5gi
      @SputnickSpooner-jg5gi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth every penny.

  • @pavelchekov7833
    @pavelchekov7833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This is the equivalent of that “MY WIFE IS A BIIIIITCH AND I DONT LIKE HEEEER with Alec Baldwin and Jon Voight” seminar joke that John Mulaney makes

    • @kristim8796
      @kristim8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment !

    • @shaid1111
      @shaid1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha, John Mulaney has a hilarious take on Seinfeld's material. For the record I don't think that is what Jerry is saying, it's just him overanalysing stuff which he does more specifically and more accurately than anyone. "Details on a conversation we had at 3 O'clock in the morning, 8 years ago" is fucking spot on.

    • @MygirlsGJPB
      @MygirlsGJPB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! I thought of Mulaney too

  • @CM-gw8rk
    @CM-gw8rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Still single and now retired in Europe at 45 years old....don't need and want the drama!

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spent the rest of your empty life in blissful ignorance then.

    • @howlbigbadwolf
      @howlbigbadwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ExternalInputs lol 🤣 ohh Gawd 😂, you think him living without drama, stress, and retired at 45 is empty *doubled over laughing* I need a chair, OMG MY SIDES! Ok ok ok, please explain to me the "ignorance" of which he lives.... this should be Good

    • @spencerfly1007
      @spencerfly1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ExternalInputs enjoy being a loser your whole life

    • @mattsharkey8437
      @mattsharkey8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExternalInputs as you typed this in your she shed

    • @howlbigbadwolf
      @howlbigbadwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spencerfly1007 ok, this person says they're retired at 45 and living in Europe, not working and saving money and living how they want....I'm having a hard time finding the "Loser" or loss in what you're saying they are. Sounds more like you're lashing out because of Envy. You people keep using the same tired lines over and over "You're a loser, you're a man baby, you're a basement neckbeard, blaa blaa blaa, etc" you people keep using these words like magic spells, because it gets the reaction or outcome that you want, but eventually it loses its potency and "abracadabra!" nobody cares or has no effect...

  • @queensectonia8984
    @queensectonia8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “What’s the deal with marriage?”

  • @Earlyalexbadstandup
    @Earlyalexbadstandup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    47 years of experience manifesting itself into pure delivery perfection. The way he presents the material is arguably better than the material

    • @chadwilliams5551
      @chadwilliams5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Taubin he’s mastered stand up

    • @kashifilyas1340
      @kashifilyas1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His style and delivery is perfect.

    • @JustinCase99999
      @JustinCase99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arguably the same goes for all good comedians.

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Martin Siedlecki Show us what you've got then Martin. Making bitter jibes on TH-cam is something any dickhead can do.

    • @inocentpetkiller
      @inocentpetkiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ExternalInputs he does suck though....

  • @chadwygal2077
    @chadwygal2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Self-deprecation always works, especially with someone who has it all. Jerry does it very well. I have (will) always been a fan!

  • @MrOneNye
    @MrOneNye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    He had to have smoked or drank extra expresso. He never ever ever moves and this was his best or I should say his Only dynamic work I've ever seen him do?
    He used the stage and he never uses the stage. He has moved his hands and has had gestures but this one is different.
    The cameras played to both side of his body cause he's moving his arms so wide.
    I'm not complaining but this felt like another Jerry. Impressive that the old man found a new beat to go with his lyrics.

    • @alldaytony2751
      @alldaytony2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your complaining. Just watch and enjoy

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alldaytony2751 You read nothing of a complaint.
      Read and enjoy.

    • @anti-federalist8795
      @anti-federalist8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve heard that he may be working with the same mime that Sebastian Maniscalco uses to become livelier on stage.

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll bet you've never seen him jump out of a helicopter into a river to start his show before either.

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ExternalInputs what does exiting a vehicle or a Grand Entrance have to do with stage energy?

  • @chompchomp7853
    @chompchomp7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    his jokes are too good for 2020 audience. He's hilarious... 😂

    • @vilmaimperial4807
      @vilmaimperial4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes good at having said every words in good phylosophy of what do latest in a community cannot solve many crimes and people gets convicted for being innocent in cases.

  • @JonnyZye
    @JonnyZye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Not a great advertisement for marriage. Think I'll wait it out like Jerry... ✌🏼

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Never do it. Trust me. Pay attention. Truly. Never. Ever. Fucking do it.

    • @adolfog316
      @adolfog316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wasn't the point

    • @alldaytony2751
      @alldaytony2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I second that, don't ever get married. It's a trap!

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No young man, I will tell you what I told my son that is 38 and my son that is 26. Marry someone that is "Easy to Please". That's it.
      What that means is, someone who is generally, genuinely pretty happy. What do you think about going to see this? "Okay that sounds good", what do you think about eating there? "Sure that sounds fine. I also wouldn't mind Chinese, but I'm okay with Mexican. Whatever". That is Gold.
      It is not that you are looking for some type of woman that is subservient as some may assume I am talking about. I promise, you NEVER EVER want a woman that is just gonna say yes to everything you want, just to make you happy, just like most woman don't TRULY want a man that is uxorious. No, you want a strong minded independent woman that can be that common sense in your ear when you are thinking like an idiot and/or kindly reminds you when you are acting like one.
      One thing you can do is make a list of your 5 best buddies. Next to their name write what it is that you love about that guy, "he kicks you in the ass when you need it" this one is "always positive and reassures you on what you are trying to accomplish", this one you can just "sit and chill with without even having to talk much", whatever they may offer.
      But put those attributes in the order of what would be most important to you in a relationship. If you do that, you will end up marrying a woman that is your best friend! How can you not be happy with a best friend that you get to have sex with 2 times a day (to start with. Small print after marriage 2 times a month. Joking).
      And by all means, find a woman with a good sense of humor that doesn't take herself to serious. And if possible, ALWAYS hold off for a female that leans towards being more rational. You will know. If not, yes you ARE screwed. I don't care how hot the woman is, if she is real emotional your life WILL be hell and you will never ever be happy! Ever. And to be honest, in this generation of self absorbed "I expect you to take me some place nice cause I'm hot" type women, you gotta be ready to just say NEXT!
      That all being said, I would be remiss if I didn't make it clear that to have a happy marriage the onus is so much more on you (that is another conversation).
      It is beyond my comprehension though at how many guys are so absolutely INSECURE, jealous, controlling, violent, verbally abusive yet blame women for a bad relationship or marriage. Dumbasses, treat the woman with respect and trust and if you don't feel like you can have either, then move on! Stop trying to control her cause more often than not, the problem is you.
      Anyways young man, find a woman that is easy to please and BE that man that is easy to respect and you will not imagine how you were happy when you didn't have her in your life and you will not but WANT to be married to her!
      So I disagree with those that say "NEVER get married cause you will be unhappy". Well Duh, if you pick the wrong one. Lol It's like, sometimes you will be interested in a brand of car and someone will swear to you, NEVER EVER buy that brand, they are crap! Well more often than not, it was a specific model, or even sometimes just the year or just the way that driver mistreated his vehicle. So no, you don't just make a blanket decision. If you like it just find a year and model that is LOW MAINTENANCE. And take care of the vehicle, with proper maintenance and oil changes e.g. communication and romance in a marriage!
      Okay sorry, it was supposed to be a quick comment but then I went into "Dad Mode" lol

    • @JonnyZye
      @JonnyZye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan Farrar I appreciate that advice good sir. Are you currently married?

  • @deboluccia
    @deboluccia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Seinfeld married a woman who he met when she was on her honeymoon with some other guy. True story. Which adds a whole nother level to this skit.

    • @jlotoo850
      @jlotoo850 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually, I heard it was just after she'd returned from her honeymoon. I also heard he paid the husband to give her a divorce....

  • @abel7519
    @abel7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I never laughed so hard in my life! Love this bit!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Turnpost2552
      @Turnpost2552 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sorry for your hard life.

    • @abel7519
      @abel7519 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Turnpost2552 Sorry for ur excruciatingly jacked up and dissatisfied life lol 🤣

  • @puffyjackson3496
    @puffyjackson3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first part was a mashup of his old “Seinfeld” opening stand up. Still good

  • @WaxmyAxeoff
    @WaxmyAxeoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Something seems Bee-ish about this man...

    • @mistii9426
      @mistii9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @PrideCraft
      @PrideCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same thing happened with me I had watched the move before watching Seinfeld tv show and I thought something was 🐝 ish

    • @catherine-louisanaanaandoh1529
      @catherine-louisanaanaandoh1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDizzleHawke
      @TheDizzleHawke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybee they’ll make a movie....

    • @ShawHortonMusic
      @ShawHortonMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya like jazz?

  • @christopherbramwell8262
    @christopherbramwell8262 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This perspective from a world class stand-up comedian is SO accurate according to his experiences. Yet, people can relate to it. Just outstanding material in this one. She says, "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME"!😂

  • @johnteill_
    @johnteill_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's so natural at it

  • @BraveLittIeToaster
    @BraveLittIeToaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The man’s still got it

    • @jamesbyrne9312
      @jamesbyrne9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh grow up

    • @jamesbyrne9312
      @jamesbyrne9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelearthling actually I was replying to another comment. I like his stand up

    • @michaelearthling
      @michaelearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesbyrne9312 👍

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This was incredible. Every line was on point. I can’t remember laughing that hard for a full 4min...had no idea Jerry was so good at stand-up and now I can’t wait to see the full set.

    • @cindyinnew
      @cindyinnew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a laugh riot. I was dying laughing 🤣

    • @Jordidwaard
      @Jordidwaard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should see his older stuff, dude has been good at this type of comedy for a good 30 years

    • @HawaiiFoodAndFun
      @HawaiiFoodAndFun 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know. Someone should give him his own show 😅

    • @Slaxsvo
      @Slaxsvo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HawaiiFoodAndFunrecycled jokes. Always a hoot

  • @yashpatel261
    @yashpatel261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Most comedians now have zero talent but this guy is just oozing talent. Kudos to Seinfeld.

  • @americanpancakelive
    @americanpancakelive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The older Jerry gets, the more he packs in, the more words, the more energy, this means that at 80 he will approximate a mild shade of Robin Williams.

  • @Fj3
    @Fj3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Too bad this only has 200K+ views when his other sets have millions... This is the loudest I've ever laugh at Seinfeld's wholesome, clever, easy approach to stand-up comedy.

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "what do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy like you?"
    A married man like Jerry, specifically?
    A very good sense of humor, a lot of money and a degree of emotional damage.

  • @segalliongaming8925
    @segalliongaming8925 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jerry is the gold standard of stand-up comedy.

  • @Moonboy83
    @Moonboy83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Iconic performers like Seinfeld Chappelle Carlin have the ability to take individuals on a ride through lifes existential questions all while creating laughter. They represent the modern day philospers of old with the uncanny ability to make you reflect and find joy in the art they create. Truly the most under-appreciated form of Art we have today. Thankfully we still can still speak freely in our world !!

  • @criminalworld6317
    @criminalworld6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scienfield Is a genius 😂😂😂

    • @criminalworld6317
      @criminalworld6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chihuahua Zank haha sorry about that

    • @michaelearthling
      @michaelearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wompasaurusrex122 are you a grammar soup nazi?

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jesus christ Jerry just marry someone who actually likes you. And writes her own cookbooks.

    • @DudesPod
      @DudesPod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His wife was smoking hot back in the day, though.

    • @AkashSharma-nd3gi
      @AkashSharma-nd3gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They all are supposed to be jokes as far as I recall

    • @shaid1111
      @shaid1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dr. Richard D. Stiff No they don't...

    • @thehavocmiranda
      @thehavocmiranda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dr. Richard D. Stiff no, they don't [2]

    • @GreenEnvy.
      @GreenEnvy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Steph Curry's wife.

  • @DaGubah501
    @DaGubah501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally, one of favorite TV people all time.
    Good clean clever basic fun 🤩

  • @lt.reubenrozeyt5716
    @lt.reubenrozeyt5716 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Are you even LISTENING TO ME??" 😂😂

  • @sandrahwu
    @sandrahwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have rarely seen a comment section this divided before, despite what the like:dislike ratio will make you want to believe.

  • @rejectedideas1827
    @rejectedideas1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Comedy without obscenities ❤️❤️

  • @unaffiliatedconservative
    @unaffiliatedconservative หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jerry gets better with time 😂👍

  • @WrestlingGames101
    @WrestlingGames101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Anyone else keep expecting a slap bassline to come in at the end of each punchline?

  • @rmpriester
    @rmpriester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was a good special. Watched it yesterday an was pleasantly surprised.

    • @ava198
      @ava198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here - with all this covid stuff it felt good just to laugh until I was crying and my stomach hurt. Hope this all ends soon and the Jerrys of the world can get us laughing again

  • @nedrobinson7490
    @nedrobinson7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He’s such a genius. In the first line, I can’t tell if he’s just being himself or doing a bit. The “parody of himself” comment is so spot on...

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You have a girlfriend? That’s wiffleball. LOL! I was laughing out loud throughout this.

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Jerryseinfeldofficial SQUEEEL!!!!

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Jerryseinfeldofficial Texas!

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I should’ve qualified my “SQUEEEL!”
      I am actually a woman, who responds to a comment from Jerry Seinfeld, with legitimate squealing.

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:15 Good John Mulaney impression 😁

  • @michaelearthling
    @michaelearthling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    crazy Joe Devola was sitting in the audience steaming 😡

  • @joekay5662
    @joekay5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm in Afghanistan wit real loaded weapon 😂🤣

  • @Icecream-ux7bb
    @Icecream-ux7bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerry has always had his show's, whether on Tv or just a classic comedy show, kid friendly or on the edge of it with some adult lines which is the best way to structure comedy.

  • @righteoussupreme2685
    @righteoussupreme2685 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not winning the weekend sex package hurts lmaoo

  • @acs197
    @acs197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been single and dateless for years. Am I a loser? Maybe. But I can do what I want when I want. Lonely, yet free.

    • @stinew358
      @stinew358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a married person (no kids) I can assure you that you can do whatever you want at any point. As long as you marry someone who has the same goals as you. You're marrying a person not your parole officer (unless you marry your parole officer no judgement I wish you the best)

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jerry sounds like Larry David when he yells now.

    • @JLar-bb5hl
      @JLar-bb5hl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His tactles swearing has rubbed off on him too.

  • @VinayakPande53
    @VinayakPande53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well that's a hell of an argument against getting married then 😂

  • @if9150
    @if9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Berry B Benson out here doing stand up comedy now?!?!

  • @lifekibaatien4350
    @lifekibaatien4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s actually gotten sharper after marriage:)

  • @Antonocon
    @Antonocon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Horrifying. Didn't Jerry used to do comedy before he got married? My thoughts and prayers go out to all married men.

    • @joshuaesposito5409
      @joshuaesposito5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hhahahahhahaha I’m dying.. this is hilarious

  • @josephjaurequi787
    @josephjaurequi787 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Jerry Seinfeld Sounded like Barry Benson from Bee Movie. 🐝

  • @danteschaos7852
    @danteschaos7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The special seems a blend of comics he's hung out and drank coffee with

  • @Handlesaredumb69
    @Handlesaredumb69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He does one of the best Seinfeld impressions

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is funnier than the entire special.

    • @timewithoutconsequence4611
      @timewithoutconsequence4611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His voice seems a lot weaker. But age does that.

  • @EcoMouseChannel
    @EcoMouseChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how he just breezed through the part about his "issues" as a younger man... Oh, you mean when you were 39 and dated a 17 year old high school girl, Jerry? Those "issues"?

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit, shots fired lol

    • @MRWEDAWEST
      @MRWEDAWEST 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he really do that?

    • @roberthsolano9110
      @roberthsolano9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goals

    • @spsamp
      @spsamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MRWEDAWEST yes. Well documented

  • @incoprea2
    @incoprea2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I had some issues that I was enjoying quite a bit" SICK he dated a girl in who was still in high school when he was 38 THIRTY EIGHT!

  • @dunwitch
    @dunwitch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man, dude's still got it.

  • @d__on
    @d__on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite philosopher

  • @slimeonaplane673
    @slimeonaplane673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jerry got the high pitch Carti voice drip going on. I see u slatt

    • @jchris333
      @jchris333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WinetReigns SL ItPoors111sssLastLagoonaResort 😂 hilarious

  • @cyriacus4303
    @cyriacus4303 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How can I be sb who's unlikely to ever be married and still be in tears 😂

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like having $900,000,000 helps Jerry a tiny bit with marriage.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As long he doesn't get divorced

  • @solooverland3666
    @solooverland3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you value your sanity AT ALL, stay single, free, and happy, my friends! 💪🏼
    The only, I repeat ONLY SINGLE THING you need to know about marriage is that when one dies prematurely, their spouse is AUTOMATICALLY suspect no. 1.

  • @thefool2007
    @thefool2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jerry looks great. Still doing his craft and exceptionally well.

  • @thedolt9215
    @thedolt9215 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Still funny as hell after all these years… And works clean!

  • @briancanbefound
    @briancanbefound 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jerry is truly brilliant

  • @fnnnknorth
    @fnnnknorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is this true? Single for the rest of my life.

    • @B10401
      @B10401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be a bit of a pimp. Have 1 girl you do stuff YOU want to do with, and be very honest and open about that. The challenge is being zen enough to let go of her if she tries to pull a "change x and y or I'm leaving".

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It actually is, yep.
      Been single. Been married. Single again... better.
      Marriage and kids is a societal manipulation.
      80% of what goes on in 80% of relationships...
      is 80% bullshit. 😄

  • @boxingandbulldogs6341
    @boxingandbulldogs6341 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he was single and in his late 30's, he dated high school girls. True story.

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And allegedly models

    • @boxingandbulldogs6341
      @boxingandbulldogs6341 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@edp3202 nothing wrong with dating models.

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@boxingandbulldogs6341 true

  • @vnegar4045
    @vnegar4045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love seeing this bc I don't watch too much Seinfeld but I can see this is just a clear, formulaic but that runs just perfectly.

  • @matthewrammig
    @matthewrammig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s such a master of his craft

  • @Korre84
    @Korre84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I missed Jerry. I needed this clip

    • @jerryseinfeld6239
      @jerryseinfeld6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com

    • @Korre84
      @Korre84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jerryseinfeld6239 Hilarious there, fella. Did you really think I'd fall for this? This is the fakest account I've ever seen.

  • @snowflakesandstars
    @snowflakesandstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I always hear women say, you know, married men live longer. Um. Yes, and an indoor cat... ...also... ...lives longer." Quote from Bill Maher
    th-cam.com/video/cPk72ccNRb0/w-d-xo.html

  • @ryder5297
    @ryder5297 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He got married late in life he was 35 she was 16 lmao

  • @Beavers1986
    @Beavers1986 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can’t wait to see him in September in Las Vegas. I’ve love Jerry since his show. ❤