@@jeffogan6957 Yodas species being so far off from everyone else means that laws would be different than just a set in stone age probably. Yoddle and a human can be young adults in the context of their species' and work out, for example
I'm reasonably certain Ahsoka was 12-13 when she's introduced, and even if one is super generous and puts Christofsis only a month or so into the war, rather than likely nearly a year given how experienced anakin and obiwan are at being generals, she's 15 1/2 years old by the end of the war, below even the age of consent in most civilized real world countries.
It's part of why I've always felt Ahsoka never really made sense. Given how old she should be at the end of the war, she should be only 3-4 years older than Han Solo, who was around 11 when the clone wars ended. That seems far too young to reasonably put on the battlefield and not make the Jedi look like monsters. it also seems odd to give a freshly knighted jedi with a few months of combat experience an apprentice at all. This is even before factoring in the fact that, up until TCW made a mess of things, Anakin was shown in the multimedia project as having not been knighted until the last year of the war, and even that being a reluctant decision, as the council viewed him as unstable. @@greycatturtle7132
@shindarygermangodzilla3799 younglings not apprenticed by 13 were shipped off to the agricorps. This was established cannon when tcw released. It was Obi-wans backstory
Idk, the Obi Wan one about Ahsoka was original and funny in the way it was presented, with the old man still acting as if his words were wise and all... and the "and she was a good friend" in the end. But this here feels just like a lame flat, sexist and pedophilic joke. Obi Wan still sounded friendly and respectful towards Ahsoka while telling Luke all that problematic stuff, that was half of the joke. Vader here just comes across like a huge ass, craving for his own underaged student. The Obi Wan one had irony, while this seems as if it was meant seriously and as if we're supposed to agree with Vader.
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This makes the line delivery on “So I’m still in command?” so much funnier because that was a confusing conversation to have.
True
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
She was my exotic teenage apprentice
@@Anon-i2z:D
have you ever heard of the tale of
Darth Ahsoka Tano the Sexy
@@mtb7622WTF 🤣🤣🤣
@@blddemn6645 He's quoting another hilarious video: th-cam.com/video/RkTibALwfNg/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=JoJakelion
Krennic calling out at the end is the cherry on top.
Given this videos content I don't think it's okay to say cherry or on top.
@@isaacnikolic5895Lmfaoo
"I should have let Samuel L Jackson kill that son of a bitch" 🤣
so im still in command? was the icing on the cake
@@animatedalex619 Be careful not to choke on your aspirations director
@@ThesonofAJR_edits (cock)
@@animatedalex619LOL!
@@ThesonofAJR_editsmy apprentice Ahsoka Tano never learned that lesson. She loved it when I choked her.
I love how Krennic just stands there confused trying to finish while Vader continues to rant to himself
And then he goes on ranting to himself.
If Anakin ever admitted his feelings about ashoka, Mace Windu would've been like:
"Take a seat Young Skywalker."
Krennic's uncomfortable face says all
He wasn’t working with Palpatine to save Padme but find Ashoka through the Empire.
"Sweet Fine Ass" -Darth Vader.
She was a good friend
"Gasp... you may choke me, but... you'll never... be able to... choke... your chicken."
Dang bro insulted his fiance
Disrespected the dead
its canon that whenever darth vader speaks imperial march starts playing
... and she was a good friend.
Vader has been confirmed to be edp in disguise
"Did they ever tell you the story of Ahsoka tano the fine? Of course not its not a story that Disney would tell you".
but back to that alien p****y, ah yes (music starts again) XD, im dying
"Sweet fine ass" "Darth Vader theme starts*
I bet Krennic was thinking "Hey man, wtf."
the last part.. made my day 🤣
Vader shut his palace door before he finish his question
"Master that's the wrong hole master"
The way Vader says “sweet fine ass” kills the living fuck out of me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be careful not to "choke" on your ambitions, Director.
Poor krennic just standing wanting to know if he is keeping his job
once u turn to the dark side age is just a number
And she was a good friend
Was so hard to not fall on the floor laughing during the first few moments of this.
She was 14 💀
Barley legal in most systems
@@barneythemusicmaker1098 she was your fathers exotic alien padawan
@@barneythemusicmaker1098I wonder what the age of consent is on Yoda's homeworld being that Grogu's like 50 years old n still looks like a fetus
@@jeffogan6957something like 350 probably, yaddle was 483
@@jeffogan6957 Yodas species being so far off from everyone else means that laws would be different than just a set in stone age probably. Yoddle and a human can be young adults in the context of their species' and work out, for example
“I should’ve just let Samuel L Jackson kill that son of a bitch” when I tell you I SCREAMED- 🤣
Vader took the words out of my mouth. Ahsoka is too damn sexy.
What have I done
😂😂😂😂
I love how Krennic tries to speak up but Vader just talks over him lol
The music when he says that...
Krennic was expressing what we were all thinking.
Random stormtrooper: lord vader ahsoka was 14 when you started training and her 💀💀💀
I sense him, he is here...
The ending was the best part
FBI OPEN UP!!!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I think Ahsoka would love the texture if it’s still intact.
Can't he just lift it with the force?
Wait HOLD YO TONGUE 💀
I like the little detail of calling him Samuel L Jackson and not Windu lol
The Darth Vader version of Old Ben's rant
she was 17 at the end of the clonewars 😃
This sounds like a Star Wars cheating/cuckold ending story
this is going to blow up like crazy
Vader calm down
This deserves wayyy more views 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now i want to hear vader say come over here and kiss me on that hot mouth
I'd say that
Ahsoka #1 Waifu Material XD
Here before 1 million views.
I mean, she meets the age of consent in some places… Anakin dodged a bullet on a technicality
Not what I expected 😂
wasn't she like 14 at the time of that? 💀
The power of the dark side is almost unimaginable...
Barely legal in most systems.
@@voidedsouls6638a pathway to many desires; some considered to be.... barely legal
I mean, she meets the age of consent in some places… Anakin dodged a bullet on a technicality
Sir in the name of galactic republic i kindly request to delete this video
I'm reasonably certain Ahsoka was 12-13 when she's introduced, and even if one is super generous and puts Christofsis only a month or so into the war, rather than likely nearly a year given how experienced anakin and obiwan are at being generals, she's 15 1/2 years old by the end of the war, below even the age of consent in most civilized real world countries.
Very bizzare to think about it 😐
It's part of why I've always felt Ahsoka never really made sense. Given how old she should be at the end of the war, she should be only 3-4 years older than Han Solo, who was around 11 when the clone wars ended. That seems far too young to reasonably put on the battlefield and not make the Jedi look like monsters. it also seems odd to give a freshly knighted jedi with a few months of combat experience an apprentice at all.
This is even before factoring in the fact that, up until TCW made a mess of things, Anakin was shown in the multimedia project as having not been knighted until the last year of the war, and even that being a reluctant decision, as the council viewed him as unstable.
@@greycatturtle7132
She was 14 when introduced, 17 when clone wars ended
@shindarygermangodzilla3799 younglings not apprenticed by 13 were shipped off to the agricorps. This was established cannon when tcw released. It was Obi-wans backstory
@@josiaharaki7310 umm… remind me what your point is again?
Amazing
Isn't uh.. isn't Ahsoka.. you know..
16?
I mean, she meets the age of consent in some places… Anakin dodged a bullet on a technicality
Lmao the thumbnail 💀🤣😂
I see... it was a lie the whole time...
So good
1:02 Did Vader just steal a line from The Dark Knight? 😮
yes
Wait wasn’t she 14-17
1:10 😂😂😂
😅😭🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
This is soooo funny 🤣
This video would have gotten a million views if only it was of 59 seconds or less .
Tried to laugh but this wasn’t for me
😨
☹️
Fee yon say
Idk, the Obi Wan one about Ahsoka was original and funny in the way it was presented, with the old man still acting as if his words were wise and all... and the "and she was a good friend" in the end. But this here feels just like a lame flat, sexist and pedophilic joke. Obi Wan still sounded friendly and respectful towards Ahsoka while telling Luke all that problematic stuff, that was half of the joke. Vader here just comes across like a huge ass, craving for his own underaged student. The Obi Wan one had irony, while this seems as if it was meant seriously and as if we're supposed to agree with Vader.
Bro could have gone to jail for being w a minor lmsoa
Isnt ahsoka like 15 at the time?
I mean, she meets the age of consent in some places… Anakin dodged a bullet on a technicality
@@Vandicoup "noooo the age of consent in most african countries is like 10 so technically it's ok!!!1"
Yes, but
STAR WARS REBELS SPOILERS
didn’t he kill Ashoka too?
Ahsoka isn’t dead yet 💀
@@shindarygermangodzilla3799 Vader killed her in rebels, but she was brought back with the power of time travel
@@SkitLegoIdeaTheory she’s not dead though so he didn’t kill her 💀
@@shindarygermangodzilla3799 WATCH REBELS
@@shindarygermangodzilla3799Which part of time travel didn't you understand?
That means Ahsoka died in one timeline, alive in another
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