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  • @ThatGinger0ne
    @ThatGinger0ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    It's 500 kip from Laos if no-one's answered the mystery of the note. It's worth about 5p

    • @jubilee7019
      @jubilee7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It work like 0.009 p

    • @ewah25
      @ewah25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jubilee more like 4.4p

    • @j8ycie
      @j8ycie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nokris O ffffffffffffcccvvxxxcvv. CBC can Cxxx xccvcccffddffvcfcccfvfxcxf. Lol I was holding my phone I looked back and that’s what was typed out thought I’d just leave this comment here

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@j8ycie thanks.

    • @rumandroses2538
      @rumandroses2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love pickled ginger in yogurt

  • @ClaudiaSketches
    @ClaudiaSketches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    By the thumbnail, I thought the nougat was a mouldy fajita.
    I'm honestly a bit disappointed...

    • @ColdEthyl92
      @ColdEthyl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I just thought he'd found a burrito in Poundland.

    • @Moonhack95
      @Moonhack95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I thought it was a microwave burrito

    • @HippieMagic
      @HippieMagic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was as well but it’s like the little nougat things you get in the US around Easter. I have never seen it in a log form though it’s always been sliced in little disks.

    • @MathewHaswell
      @MathewHaswell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HippieMagic
      You tend to see the bars in seaside shops and other purveyors of (not-so)cheap-and-(not-so) cheerful gubbins.

    • @madisontucker9484
      @madisontucker9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @jcg7719
    @jcg7719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    Good thing they made Ashens censor crap, otherwise I might have to cry myself to sleep tonight.
    Im still gonna but for unrelated reasons.

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oh no, you didn’t censor it! My virgin eyes!

    • @lmpst7915
      @lmpst7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like Barley Lewis's kitchen

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      bag of crip?
      bag of crep?
      bag of crop?
      bag of crup?

    • @JCstock
      @JCstock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kruleworld It was probably cryp.

    • @Streetw1s3r
      @Streetw1s3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes, it saves me from having to cry to TH-cam about how offended I am at letters arranged in a specific order.

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    That ploughman's lunch had the 3 saddest onions I've ever seen.

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Many onions have layers, Shrek made sure to teach me that, but those onions just seemed to have depression

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bdl2157 and once you reach the bottom layer you commit suicide

    • @varietywiarrior
      @varietywiarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aborted4196 Nice.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They went in the Sad Onion collection, for sure
      (I thought they looked a bit wild, myself)

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0-3 sad onions

  • @KougajiCalling
    @KougajiCalling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    I remember the original bag of crap. I've been here a while.

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I too remember the first bag of crap, and the weird tamarin drink that ashens "loved"

    • @InuYashaandKagomeROK
      @InuYashaandKagomeROK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do too. Lol

    • @llamasandanime
      @llamasandanime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Same. I think he underestimates the loyalty of his fanbase. Once you have seen the sofa, you will never escape. I mean it makes sense if you think about it... he's not a channel that panders to children, so there's nothing to outgrow, and he's never made some controversial format change or life decision to alienate his existing fanbase.

    • @DASBIGUN
      @DASBIGUN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dude, WE are the OLD crowed.

    • @Moonchild1607
      @Moonchild1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You deserve this medal (O)
      Now you know you have done something with your life when you die.

  • @Josh-gv4pt
    @Josh-gv4pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "I'll let you off with a wounding rather than a direct murder." is the quote of the year.

  • @wolfyakakunsman
    @wolfyakakunsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2868

    The money is a 500 kip note from Laos

    • @ZoahPorre
      @ZoahPorre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      6 US cents or so?

    • @Trainy2
      @Trainy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

      It's not a good sign when the pictures on the money are just people doing intense manual labor.

    • @UltimaJC
      @UltimaJC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      worth about 6 cents US, 5 pence British from what I gather if Google currency conversion is to be trusted.

    • @warsaw1548
      @warsaw1548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      nah man its a note from the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic

    • @Jamley-my1ei
      @Jamley-my1ei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how much is that worth in euro or pounds

  • @lordowl3533
    @lordowl3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    How do I send ancient food to ashens? I got a zatarans red beans and rice thing from 1998 that he'd really appreciate

  • @GidenUltimus
    @GidenUltimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "nibble a bit off the end, then regret our lives" that is the true spirit of ashens, this is why i keep coming back

  • @Zanthosus
    @Zanthosus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Fun fact for the 0 of you who care: the original bag of crap video was the first Ashens video I ever saw. Thank you for continuing to put out great content 7 years later.

    • @amihart9269
      @amihart9269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 year anniversary

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I care lol. My first video was the WPad review. My second one was the bootleg toy story toys.

    • @choppergunner8650
      @choppergunner8650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Sheikh_Spearemine was a POPstation video. I was 10 at the time.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't care but I care 😘

    • @StarcleBlaze
      @StarcleBlaze 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Sheikh_Speareomg the toy story one

  • @DemonArisen
    @DemonArisen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I'm so glad you're still using the same Technical Difficulties music after all these years

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone know what that music is called? I quite like it :D

    • @theodorebrown4877
      @theodorebrown4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@grimTales1 It's called "Evening Martini" by Michael McGregor

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you! :)

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like Sims 1 music.

    • @MineModers
      @MineModers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theodore Brown I’ve waited years for this. Thank you

  • @OuroborosWorm
    @OuroborosWorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    It's coriander (cilantro) that some people just taste as soap - not ginger. Interestingly, this is completely genetic.

    • @johnstamos75
      @johnstamos75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OuroborosWorm Godspeed!

    • @katierandall9191
      @katierandall9191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It tastes soapy to me, and the taste doesn't go away. It ruins meals for me!

    • @Pattomir1
      @Pattomir1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's what that shit Is? They always put it on curries and it ruins them. Never knew it was corriander as I don't have it myself. I can now actually say "no corriander please" this time instead of "can you not put on those leaves as dressing, thanks."

    • @freebite
      @freebite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am one of those unfortunate ones... lemon cilantro chicken tastes ONLY like lemon soap, it is rather over powering in any meal you put it in.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mmmmm sorry i live cilantro. evolve your taste budsss!

  • @Radi0Active94
    @Radi0Active94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Oh man, I remember my older sibling *pre-ordering* The Ninja Handbook back in the day. We loved the How to be Ninja series. Good times...

    • @rossfromfriends8468
      @rossfromfriends8468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dakota Edwards I remember watching so much of the ninja videos and thinking it was the peak of comedy in like 9th grade .

    • @MisterCasket
      @MisterCasket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ask A Ninja was one of the first youtube vids I binged back in the day!

    • @H31MU7
      @H31MU7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember getting another internet tie in book called Real Ultimate Power by Robert Hamburger

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was it a TH-cam series? I've been on TH-cam since 2006 but maybe I missed that or just never watched it.

  • @Siorse
    @Siorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I genuinely read the title as 'Bag of Carp' for a moment and still was not surprised that ashens was making such a video.

    • @davewood2263
      @davewood2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can't even get a bag of carp at a fair (UK for caravel) as it's classed as animal cruelty

  • @SammyRenard
    @SammyRenard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    They saw your name in the order form and just knew they had to send you something expired to eat

    • @RQBtv
      @RQBtv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And tamarind-flavoured, too!

  • @GreenLinzerd
    @GreenLinzerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "This is awful and I hate everything."
    Sums up Ashens' experiences on this channel pretty well actually.

    • @Ninten110dogs
      @Ninten110dogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, it's quoting my review on 2020.

    • @jacoblawson1022
      @jacoblawson1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "it's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that has ever existed"
      That's my favorite variation of that lmao

  • @TheGingerDoctor
    @TheGingerDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Starscream, stop being crap!" is pretty accurate to what I remember from the show.

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I hate when someone enters my room and I'm watching ashens loudly chewing food on loudspeakers. Gives me a good perspective of what I'm doing with my short time on Earth.

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    You lied to me, Stuart! I thought this was Bag of Crop, but you didn't review a single farm-grown item! Shame on you.

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I thought it was the bag of Crip. I was expecting gang violence.

    • @peepothefrog4331
      @peepothefrog4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get my internet point

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Farm to couch

    • @thetravellingmemesalesman9719
      @thetravellingmemesalesman9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      thought it was a bag of crep, expected French pancakes

    • @Alex58399
      @Alex58399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Incoming Norfolk jokes

  • @samallen1787
    @samallen1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “You certainly don’t remember... 7 years ago...bag of crap”
    Oh I do. I remember.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who could forget the thing that betrayed the Sicilian Mafia?

  • @AaroMesa
    @AaroMesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Cr*p
    Whats that? Crip?
    STEWART! ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH GANGS?!?!?!

    • @uptown-p
      @uptown-p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OH GOD, OH GOD OH NO

    • @firelefox5194
      @firelefox5194 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean cryp?

    • @spacemanjc
      @spacemanjc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firelefox5194 no he means the american gang "crips" or "crip"

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B2k crip walking like thats whats up

    • @KenoriKokkino
      @KenoriKokkino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he has a bag of crop

  • @roflepiclol
    @roflepiclol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If I am ever feeling down, I always come to Ashens to cheer me up. Never fails to make me feel better that I am not having to eat/use the absolute garbage he opens up!

  • @reaperofthegrey7294
    @reaperofthegrey7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Megatron use to turn into a gun. That's not socially acceptable anymore. So now he transforms into a fidget spinner

    • @ElrobertosuperioESA
      @ElrobertosuperioESA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And later dies in 2017

    • @manusiabumi7673
      @manusiabumi7673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but why would an alien robot care about what humans think about him?

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The internets

    • @Link200767
      @Link200767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manusiabumi7673 its like asking Frieza to stop being racist to Saiyans or any other alien race.

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's also not socially acceptable anymore.

  • @Marscow
    @Marscow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The Chairman Mao pocket watch pairs nicely with the Pol Pot Wallet and Stalin Sunnies.

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wearing a Hillary Mumu

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jordan Spencer Thank Homer...

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These are generic pocket watch, I have Fullmetal Alchemist ones.

    • @cmdfarsight
      @cmdfarsight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goes well with the Hitler codpiece.

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cmdfarsight obviously extra-small?

  • @chim-chimney
    @chim-chimney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "STaRScrEaM sTOP bEiNg C R A P"

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      finally someone else finds that funny

    • @pimpspektor
      @pimpspektor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      remember that one time megatron tried to replace starscream with a waifu robot? that shows what a crap megatron thinks starscream is.

    • @funnyguy8498
      @funnyguy8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolute decepticon moment

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pimpspektor errrr she was some sort of robotic ninja chick....cause screamers as useless as that plymans snack pack.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pimpspektor "She's not so hot!"
      "She's hot enough to replace you any time I choose!"

  • @ImCabbageDog
    @ImCabbageDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Anything with "Crispy baby" in the name I *probably* wouldn't eat.

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny I'm the opposite. I live me some crispy babies, mmmmmmm.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @POWER PAINTING How embaressing, you made a typo. And you're rude.

    • @yikes6969
      @yikes6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @POWER PAINTING trying too hard man

    • @yikes6969
      @yikes6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @POWER PAINTING Such a beautiful use of the English language.

    • @yikes6969
      @yikes6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @POWER PAINTING lol sounds like you're trying to hit on me

  • @sageh.5228
    @sageh.5228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I'm still waiting for chicken in a can part 2: electric boogaloo

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tongue

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgentTasmania " slightly gone off" tongue....
      *gags *

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have so many meats and things in cans here in America, someone should send him a crate.

    • @orangesocks5385
      @orangesocks5385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken in a Can 2: Radioactive Boogaloo

    • @Dylanquinn666
      @Dylanquinn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god. I watched that video when it was posted and I still get flashbacks.

  • @isladurrant7895
    @isladurrant7895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Pickle and Ginger.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The Bag of Crap reboot we never asked for.

    • @phyrofox1641
      @phyrofox1641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If I recall correctly he was asked not to do it again by the producers of crap

    • @ColonelPanic0
      @ColonelPanic0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should've been done with an all female cast inexplicably.

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But deserved.

  • @kathlenecharbonneau
    @kathlenecharbonneau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He had me at "Bag of Crap". I could listen to this guy talk 24/7. Plus the fact that he's absolutely hilarious doesn't hurt either! 😂

  • @noisytim
    @noisytim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ask a ninja had one of the most catchy intros, back in the days...
    And Renettos “hello there, youtube. This is weneddows”

    • @Psi34ax
      @Psi34ax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim E ikr! I am ninja, you are ninja, we are ninja too... damn.i still remember the show

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "That is from poundland, I recognise it"
    Not sure if that is a bad or a good thing.

  • @EnzemoneHD
    @EnzemoneHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I think it says a lot that most of the fans here probably do remember the OG bag of crap, speaks volumes on the loyalty of this fan base brother!

    • @George-fe5mf
      @George-fe5mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah im pretty sure ive watched since the original 🤣

  • @alibobble
    @alibobble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is so very strange.
    I re-watched the original "bag of crap" video yesterday afternoon just on a whim!
    Simulation! Simulation!

  • @whumptapus
    @whumptapus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    9:35 that banknote is from Laos if anyone was curious

    • @justsometroglodyte4056
      @justsometroglodyte4056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you

    • @williamschutz4982
      @williamschutz4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks

    • @edmanrapperu
      @edmanrapperu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So is it Chinese or Japanese?

    • @danielbeaumont3679
      @danielbeaumont3679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@edmanrapperu neither, Laos is a country in South East Asia above Thailand

    • @edmanrapperu
      @edmanrapperu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@danielbeaumont3679 So are they Chinese or Japanese?

  • @scully1622
    @scully1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The nougat looked like that rancid prepacked Spanish omlette you reviewed if it was cartoonified

  • @pinkjumpers
    @pinkjumpers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Ha wow, was literally just watching the old one earlier this evening (I thought, ‘wow 2013! That was a long time ago!) and if by magic, you post this. Marvellous!
    (Feeling super stinky sad this evening so I really appreciate your timing ... from one bag of crap to another... :) )

    • @somnia3423
      @somnia3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hope things will get better for you

    • @cyanidic3673
      @cyanidic3673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same bags of crap need to band together to put down the tyrany of the inflateable crowns

    • @Dremos77
      @Dremos77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why be sad when you can play with a cheap LED toy, eat out of date candy and learn how to be a ninja :)

    • @ron88222
      @ron88222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙀

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any cartoon by David Firth may help.

  • @bryant2073
    @bryant2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh man, I remember Ask a Ninja. I think it's the sort of strange, "early"-youtube humor Stuart would like.

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ask a Ninja old stuff is still funny today. To this day I believe every actor that dies in a movie should die in real life.

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    The fact that you had to sensor the word crap in the title is deeply sadening.

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *censor

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *&%nsor

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Very sadening. I hate it when I have to apply sensors to my words.

    • @fimbles1015
      @fimbles1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He actually edited the video not the title.. It was originally a review of a bag of wheat, Hence bag of crop.

    • @hulavaultboy5935
      @hulavaultboy5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Google algorithms are a b*@&h

  • @bethebadger5517
    @bethebadger5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    they actually sent expired candy in the bag of crap. Truly living up to the name

  • @Cs-zp5sr
    @Cs-zp5sr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I didn't think there could be a packaged "meal" shittier than lunchables but the packaged ploughman's lunch takes top prize.

  • @BloodAsp
    @BloodAsp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm pretty certain I just discovered an alternative universe where Big Clive did not become an electronics guy.

  • @markpalleschi5172
    @markpalleschi5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Can we get some more 10 reviews in 10 mins they’re the best

    • @tinrusic8395
      @tinrusic8395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark Pallesch but can his heart handle it?

    • @TC-th1ey
      @TC-th1ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He could use the Mao Zedong pocket watch to time himself.

    • @geoserenity
      @geoserenity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are draining his life, some say 5 years with every one

  • @Zu3sUK
    @Zu3sUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Star scream stop being... crap!" hahaha 😂😂🤣

  • @PaulKingIII
    @PaulKingIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    man the fact that it’s been 7 years makes me uncomfortable

    • @TenshiCat
      @TenshiCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's okay, we've made good use of those seven years by watching Ashens videos

    • @gooseyboygavin9143
      @gooseyboygavin9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been watching ashens since I was 13 and im 19 now. :l

  • @ramseydarkstar
    @ramseydarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I find it amazing how a random guy that reviews random crap on a old couch has over a million subs lol all the power to ya lol always entertaining

  • @rafaelpinto9197
    @rafaelpinto9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've never liked a video before...
    "A MEGATRON FIDGET SPINNER!!"
    *sound of a click on that there like button*

  • @Zombii_x
    @Zombii_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your shiny nails and normal British voice make me happy.

  • @Epicness123
    @Epicness123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I can’t believe Ashens said the C word...

    • @221b
      @221b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Currencies?

    • @DarknessViper99
      @DarknessViper99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Creamed corn?

    • @kirbytrooper
      @kirbytrooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      crowdfunding?

    • @bzboy21
      @bzboy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Candle?

    • @chupathingy5862
      @chupathingy5862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Chairman Mao!

  • @Todomo
    @Todomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    why does the popping candy bag look like a fleshlight container it’s so pornographic looking lmao

    • @SusanIvanova2257
      @SusanIvanova2257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Which isn't helped by the individual candy sachets looking a whole lot like condom wrappers

    • @jjhack3r
      @jjhack3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The real question is why are you so cute? You are just adorable...

    • @Todomo
      @Todomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jjhack3r haha thank youu

    • @blayne888
      @blayne888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s marketed to use during sex.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not going to ask what that is...

  • @LiquidSteven
    @LiquidSteven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ashens if you don't know Tesco sale a frozen hotdog with onions, mustard and pickle for £1 just thought you would like to know 😂

    • @LiquidSteven
      @LiquidSteven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ulkreghz no he's not he's done the American style one the ones I'm on about are froze and Tesco own brand and worst 😂

    • @g36killer
      @g36killer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LiquidSteven stop trying to kill him. Lol

  • @renannaw
    @renannaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The quality of this video is so good I can see specs of that one direction candy floss from ages ago.

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    So you received a bag full of 2018 in 2019? That's impressive.

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember the Ploughman's Lunch review :)

  • @samcrane5273
    @samcrane5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Best thing about being awake all night is being able to catch ashens videos as soon as there up

    • @clayton8009
      @clayton8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 3 am in here so yeah I agree

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they're*

    • @musict4379
      @musict4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you in?

    • @adriande1
      @adriande1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sam crane *they’re

  • @smounir4133
    @smounir4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ashens is the George Ramsay of Poundland 😂😂

  • @vaporwave2345
    @vaporwave2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You should consider bringing back the "terrible games you probably never heard of" series.
    It really was fun and i'm sure it wasn't that hard to make.

    • @kylelee1911
      @kylelee1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He won't do it because he made it into a book series he sells

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Random Hajile
      Ashen said that he loved the video game stuff, but they get significantly less views, so other videos need to subsidize them, so he is not doing too many of them. oh Snatcher-man.

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it was... It at least took a long time to make each episode.

  • @thegreyinitiate3680
    @thegreyinitiate3680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “An evilized baby deer sniffs for innocence.” 😂 I’ve been crying for 10 minutes now after that one.....

  • @no1reallycaresabout2
    @no1reallycaresabout2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    9:47 That is a 500 Lao Kip Bill

    • @Bonk4Me
      @Bonk4Me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tell us where its from you fruity nougat!

    • @Cellkist
      @Cellkist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      From Laos. Duh

    • @e2622
      @e2622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Worth approximately 6 cents in USD.

    • @Expandedsky
      @Expandedsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not even worth a penny

    • @MMMmyshawarma
      @MMMmyshawarma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cellkist Is that Chinese or Japanese?

  • @drhenrywaltonjonesjr
    @drhenrywaltonjonesjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Chairman Mao pocket watch made me absolutely lose it 😂

    • @drhenrywaltonjonesjr
      @drhenrywaltonjonesjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Standish 🤔 Probably at the bottom of Stuart’s PO Box which is never empty.

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved the return of the Ploughmans Lunch pack haha :D I like the Technichal Difficulties music too!

  • @GlenGlingo9
    @GlenGlingo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Pack your bogs of crop, it's time to answer Stusurl Uttle and the Polybius Hoist."

  • @PsychedelicPlatypus64
    @PsychedelicPlatypus64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just found your channel. Haven't laughed this hard in a VERY long time!

  • @azure1259
    @azure1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thought of Tuco from Breaking Bad making Chairman Mao 100 year anniversary commemorative pocket watches cracked me up.

  • @markbradshaw6655
    @markbradshaw6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The bank note is The kip is the currency of Laos

    • @voodootrois
      @voodootrois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's worth about 5 pence. And it's been a stable currency.

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow they already made it to paper money. We should watch this next Asian tiger

  • @TheMamahey
    @TheMamahey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve been watching you since I was 12 or 13 now I’m 19 I’m still watching 💯

  • @TarttelinGamer
    @TarttelinGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We used to have them ploughman’s lunches at work and surprisingly we really enjoyed them! Ashens your videos make my year every time you upload! Keep it up mate!

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried one in a pub once...it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't pleasant either.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta be a ploughman freezing to death in a field full of sheep shit for the full experience. @@AlisonBryen

  • @johnroberts2905
    @johnroberts2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Candy & Co England" ... Made in Turkey! 🤣

  • @dragon_ex2139
    @dragon_ex2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am very disappointed with this video. I interpreted the censorship in the title to mean "Bag of Crop", and expected a video about a bag full of various vegetables.

  • @BaseDeltaZero1972
    @BaseDeltaZero1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ask A Ninja" was hilarious back in the day. One of the first channels I binge watched on TH-cam.

  • @brucehargreaves7724
    @brucehargreaves7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to watch this like 2 years ago OMG the nostalgia 😂

  • @theukuleleist
    @theukuleleist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just as you took out the flashing reindeer it started snowing, talk about perfect timing lol

  • @AnnyPyjamas
    @AnnyPyjamas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have just rewatched the original Bag of Crap video this morning. Do love myself a coincidence

  • @sophiahamilton7202
    @sophiahamilton7202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t watched u in so long !!! Used to be obsessed, forgot how funny u are. Watched u literally 7 years ago 😂😂😂

  • @ralfsstuff
    @ralfsstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's still interesting how quickly fidget spinners vanished from the face of the earth.

    • @longjonhothan6963
      @longjonhothan6963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bit like loom bands

    • @csmith2005
      @csmith2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I still find them deep in our backstock room at work, dusty and forgotten, slipped through the cracks when doing markdown sweeps. It's kind of sad really.

    • @garlottos
      @garlottos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had Silly Bandz as the fad in my middle school, guess this was just the next generations version

    • @jek__
      @jek__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I mean they were always completely useless, its not a hard prediction to assume they would vanish right from the start

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stuarts Megatron voice was actually a pretty good Starscream

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When the video started with a fidget spinner in 2019 I knew this will be a good one.

  • @paganmin80
    @paganmin80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fuckin missed you ashens... Never ever change your format.

  • @nicedream1990
    @nicedream1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I searched "crap" on TH-cam and that's how I found your channel through the first bag of crap video.

  • @GorlWorldComments
    @GorlWorldComments 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue

  • @garcon45
    @garcon45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Didn't the last one have a Tamarind drink? Do they always stock these things with something Tamarind related? XD

    • @OverseerXIII
      @OverseerXIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it had. No wonder its crap.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably because tamarind doesn't sell very well over here (not a flavour that we appreciate, apparently), so the resultant overstock ends up in grab-bag type things like the Bag of Crap.

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The owners of bag of crap are getting paid off by big tamarind

    • @digitalboy80
      @digitalboy80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scientificbrony : See, they laughed at me when I revealed this truth years ago, but now I have proof. Someone said it on a comment section on the internet, so it must be true! This is how that works, isn't it?

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@digitalboy80 I couldn't possibly lie on the internet, it's illegal

  • @Tribdinosaur
    @Tribdinosaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BAG OF CRAP HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE EPISODE FOR YEARS
    I'm calm

  • @amyduncker4097
    @amyduncker4097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought you guys had nougat, he keeps calling it nugget and I love it🤣

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tis a very British thing, that pronunciation! I didn't realise in the USA it usually gets pronounced 'noogat'.
      They're posh in places like Australia and New Zealand though, they actually pronounce it properly - 'nooogarrr'!
      Decadent! 😂

  • @perfectstormoriley1188
    @perfectstormoriley1188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He must be kneeling or sitting in front of that sofa makes me laugh 😃

  • @MrHanBrolo
    @MrHanBrolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I remember the original and then the ploughman's just brought it all back

  • @ghostontoast1017
    @ghostontoast1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As soon as the outro played i did the uuughuaaa sound but he said hello..

  • @user-lt2rw5nr9s
    @user-lt2rw5nr9s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That bank note looks Laos.

  • @charlieherb4001
    @charlieherb4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know Iv been watching this channel on and off for a couple of years now and I still to this day will die of laughter at the sharpest knife in the world video!

  • @garydsketch
    @garydsketch ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The note at 9:36 is the Laotian Kip; that note is worth about 20p

  • @IAMNEKOMIMI
    @IAMNEKOMIMI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They knew about you! They even packed the out of date food just because they realised they have an order from THE Stuart Ashens!

  • @tastywindex
    @tastywindex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Top Ten Anime Resurrections

  • @Inzombiak
    @Inzombiak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy hell, I haven't seen the ninja handbook in years. I was once given a copy as a gift over the holidays, and it was surprisingly quite entertaining. lol

  • @astrobunny3660
    @astrobunny3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hey Ashens. you can sell that Mao Zedong pocket watch for 75.00 dollars on Ebay

    • @vycro1097
      @vycro1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think it's a replica

  • @Demiglitch
    @Demiglitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like a ploughman's lunch and I like to watch the review of these ploughmans lunches because it makes me appreciate the actual thing more.

  • @doodadsdandy
    @doodadsdandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    but why on earth is the popping passion logo so sexual lmaooo. naked silhouette of a lady, the kiss print?? lmao why!!

  • @Ninja-rl9tw
    @Ninja-rl9tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    that Ask a Ninja Handbook was hilarious. I loved it

  • @urzu117
    @urzu117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    but I do remember the bag of crap review from millennia ago

  • @tonib1999
    @tonib1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    more bag of crap videos please!! they’re my favourite and i can’t tell you how long i’ve been waiting for this 😂

  • @dogfish3373
    @dogfish3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Right on, I love crap.

  • @cachecrab378
    @cachecrab378 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember the bag of crap video, funniest video ive ever watched