There is a woman at my church who cantors and her voice literally gives me a headache. After church, I have to take 3 Excedrin Migraine pills. Normally, when she sings I wear ear plugs; but I forgot them last Sunday and she was loud even for her. The woman thinks that every high note has to be loud - really, really loud. I guess no one every taught her about the dynamics that every piece of music has written into it. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't cracking the stained glass! Her voice is ok, but that high note screeching just makes me want to skip church entirely. I have no idea why someone hasn't said something to her. At the very least, they need to take the microphone away from her because even without a microphone, I think she could still be heard miles away. I have been asked to sing at church because my voice is decent; but I really don't want to be a member of any musical organization that has that woman as a cantor. Why on earth do people have to be loud when they are singing into a microphone?
@@faithfulforever6331 It's the same way on Wheel of Fortune, they yell when they are wearing a microphone. I can't even watch because it's so irritating. As for your question, people like that think they can sing better than they can and just want to be heard.
I literally read this comment as she was singing “cries from the ghetto”. I haven’t laughed so hard in my life my stomach hurts. My German Shepard jumped up like the house was being robbed 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Official James Parker I know. I just call the truth out on things. I am glad I have helped you admit this to yourself. Now you are ready to go out into the world a new man!
Your 'truth' is a reference to penises being inserted into someone's ass, in which you claim would make someone a 'new man'. I'm curious, do you have an ego problem at all? Serious question. You seem to make a frequent mockery to homosexuality, it's rather odd. And in references to your comment, I'm not gay; thanks for asking anyway.
Judges are not looking for "not terrible." They seek OUTSTANDING SINGING TALENT, not ok, not mediocre, not pretty good, not all right. OUTSTANDING. They have thousands to choose from.
Tell people to record themselves as they sing. That's what I did when I was young and thought I was a good singer. That recorder saved me from my foolish imaginings in the end.
A friend of mine with zero singing talent actually auditioned for Idol's South Africa on a dare. He got through to the 2nd round. He took the piss and they all said "Yes". He bombed after that because he chickend out and never returned.
he was the best he was well rounded with EVERYTHING he can sing beatbox rap and dance american idol missed out on the greatest singer/beatboxer/rapper ever
This is when American Idol was great. I grew up watching this show, and I would always die of laughter. When Simon left it went to crap and I haven’t watched it since. Now they do a screening process so you can’t even see these horrible people 😂
Darn,what was up with the dude at the end? He sounded like he was high on pills? Dude that did Gladys was so loud and I thought that my speakers were about to explode, lol. Dude with the braids sounded like Mickey Mouse having a stroke. Lol. I liked the MJ guy..He could sing
There's one thing that has started to bother me: judges saying "that wasn't a compliment" when someone says "thank you". Don't they know that you can also thank for critisism and negative feedback? (Unless you're a self-centered ass who has never been told no, then you just flip out because someone dares to say you can't sing.)
Tuula Maria hmm......although I'm personally not bothered by it when the judges say "it wasn't a compliment" right after a contestant says "thank you", you do make a good point.
There's a difference between 'thanks for the compliment' and 'thanks for the constructive criticism'. The 'thank you' offered is definitely of the 'thanks for the compliment' variety... THAT'S why Simon emphasizes that it was NOT a compliment! Otherwise these poor people would delude themselves into thinking he liked them, and expect a ticket to boot camp! :p
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The awkward silence after your audition is not a good sign.
@efilwoL riS because you're an idiot
@efilwoL riS 👌😎
at a singing audition yes, at others ex. an audition for a play, its usually common
😂
Yes! Definitely doesn't mean continue to sing 🤣
I cry when the contestants take the judges' silence as an invitation to continue singing! X'D
They keep going
@@adonaiyah2196 hahaha. Really!!!!! Hahahaha
Lmfao
That one girl went straight into beat poetry😳😂
She actually wasn't horrible lol
Loved that one.. She spunky.
@@carissablankenship6538 Yeah, she was.
Most of these people confuse volume for talent. Tone deaf and loud. Good grief.
There is a woman at my church who cantors and her voice literally gives me a headache. After church, I have to take 3 Excedrin Migraine pills. Normally, when she sings I wear ear plugs; but I forgot them last Sunday and she was loud even for her. The woman thinks that every high note has to be loud - really, really loud. I guess no one every taught her about the dynamics that every piece of music has written into it. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't cracking the stained glass! Her voice is ok, but that high note screeching just makes me want to skip church entirely. I have no idea why someone hasn't said something to her. At the very least, they need to take the microphone away from her because even without a microphone, I think she could still be heard miles away. I have been asked to sing at church because my voice is decent; but I really don't want to be a member of any musical organization that has that woman as a cantor. Why on earth do people have to be loud when they are singing into a microphone?
@@faithfulforever6331 this video gave me a head ache so I can certainly sympathise with your comment.
@@faithfulforever6331 It's the same way on Wheel of Fortune, they yell when they are wearing a microphone. I can't even watch because it's so irritating. As for your question, people like that think they can sing better than they can and just want to be heard.
@@kellyanderson7624 I guess: but at the very least, it is irritating. How can these people sing and yet know nothing about music dynamics?
@@faithfulforever6331 there are no "cantors"in Christianity sounds like you're being lied to by non Jews posing as Jews.
The confidence some of these people have kills me. They're so tone deaf and it hurts.
Soon as she said "cries from the ghetto" I started crying . Then she started singing pussycat dolls and and DIED 😂
IKR!
I'm dying 😂😂🤣🤣
I literally read this comment as she was singing “cries from the ghetto”. I haven’t laughed so hard in my life my stomach hurts. My German Shepard jumped up like the house was being robbed 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryanna Ware-I had the exact same reaction. 😂
IKR *lmaoooo*
Whenever I feel bad about my singing, I always watch these auditions.
Amen
Same
I second that! 😅
I'm just as bad so it doesn't make me feel any better 😔
HEADPHONE WARNING 😬😬 I found out the hard way
Same 😂
What
What you say
I can't hear you
My ears are ringing
i saw your comment too late ahaha
@Nina May the second guy singing Gladys Knight took away my hearing. And I was wearing headphones at the time
@Nina May with a loud ass voice like that he must live down in The Boondocks
Simon makes the BEST facial expressions😂😂
Haha I totally agree 😂😂😂
I literally was just saying that to myself. lol
Zalaiyah G. he really does
Zalaiyah G. I only watch these to see his reactions lol
I don't sing i s a n g
she couldn't sang or sing lol
cecillbill it was a thing the second guy said
*cecillbill* loool
Apple Smith lol that was a chick...
Apple Smith lol he actually has tons of potential. but just needs like a mentor or coach or something lol
The cries from the ghetto girl ENDED ME 😂😂
That was a good poem, but wrong place.
What the fhuk hahaha 🤣
@@loriellajames6978 yes needs to do poetry slam
*CRIES from the ghetto*
Boo. Get out of there or fix it.
😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️
The second one had good belt notes tho 😂
So your saying he can sang?
He was ok if only he was not so loud D:
He was good just way to over the top lol
right
I know right
With some of these people, there is a voice there but they just arent using it right.IMO
You mean wrong??
Ariany Lee yes
Savage
I agree
kawaiisrs07 Yes-You are right.
I actually liked the Michael Jackson audition. Lmao 😂
Thanks, I love you too.
Which one?
Michael lewis?
He can dance!
He an American idol
Why does the "cries of the ghetto" girl keep grabbing her hair when she's dancing?
That's the first time I've seen hair grabbing as a dance move lmfao
Checking to make sure its still on her head
Her weave is trying to get away from her.
@@-CloClo- lmao
I touch my hair when I'm nervous so maybe that's why
It's usually a white girl thing 😂💀
Oh my god that second dude was LOUD!!!
Kaylynn Ellertson I believe it's a woman
Cameron Crane True XD
Kaylynn Ellertson I skip it .... sorry to say but you look like the youtuber with the pink hair I don't know his name
cattleya z that aint me that is the dude before he dyed his hair (markiplier) then theres jacksepticeye and pewdiepie
cattleya z lol that's markiplier and jacksepticeye 😂😂😂
the second one sweet jesus lolol
Was it a girl or biggi?
Dashing Kiola that was a girl
LaTavia Washington he has a lovely voice but no control over it
yeah that second guy has got a voice, he would make a great gospel singer
I liked him. If he got voice lessons he'd be amazing.
“Cries from the Ghetto, I hear that baby crying ” 😂😂🤣 That came out of nowhere!!! Spoken word artist who can’t sing 🤣…
6:01 I didn't know that Mickey Mouse can rapp
Lmaoooo😅😅😅
Lmao!!
HAAHAAAAAAHA
Lol I was getting to this part when I saw your comment, and when it hit 6:01 I almost died because I immediately heard it
He does sound like micky mouse.
Crystal, baby... Put. down. the. bronzer.
Anthony Miller ..and the lipstick concealer tho 😂
Anthony Miller 😂😂😂
Anthony Miller yes, she definitely needs to stop singing, in addition to the bronzer
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was in High School in the early 2000's, and yeah, she would have been considered incredibly hot.
The guy at 2:28 CAN SING, but should throw away the 'high pitch vocals' and dancing.
I feel like he should've picked a song that doesn't have as many long notes
yes
Candlelight Mood Romeo Casanova Interesting. You were the only one to bring homosexuality into this.
Official James Parker I know. I just call the truth out on things. I am glad I have helped you admit this to yourself. Now you are ready to go out into the world a new man!
Your 'truth' is a reference to penises being inserted into someone's ass, in which you claim would make someone a 'new man'.
I'm curious, do you have an ego problem at all? Serious question. You seem to make a frequent mockery to homosexuality, it's rather odd. And in references to your comment, I'm not gay; thanks for asking anyway.
I feel like when the judges whisper “wow” or something like that the contestants think that means they’re doing amazing but...
Back when American Idol was fun to watch.
I am so thankful for my mom being there to tell me to shut the hell up. Without her, this could have been me. 😂
Tu madre estuvo pesimo,lo que deberia haber dicho,es que vayas con un profesional que te guie si quieres perseguir ese sueño.
😂😂😂
@@senorx9175That’s terrible for kids! Give them all a trophy and tell the 5ft white guy he can be in the NBA.😂
I don't sing
I sang....
Pixelated Hippie
Pixelated Hippie I'm not a number, I'm a human
being
Cries from the ghetto...OMG
Honey, I was through. 😒😆
Just looking at Simon's reaction makes me laugh harder. Lol 🤣
some are not terrible singers they just don't control their voice appropriately.
misley exactly and trying to hard need coaching
misley: Seriously that's what I was going to say! 🇨🇦🕊🌷
Like the second contestant her has a powerful voice but he doesn’t have the control
I’m dyslexic as fuck
Judges are not looking for "not terrible." They seek OUTSTANDING SINGING TALENT, not ok, not mediocre, not pretty good, not all right. OUTSTANDING. They have thousands to choose from.
That second guy is me when I try to sing 😂
Or woman..
McKenna women
Oh 😂
McKenna 😂😂💀
No 😂 McKenna is my first name
"LEAN ON ME...TIL YOU'RE NOT STRONG!" HAHA! 😂
-Belue- I died lol
LOL
"I don't sing I sang!"
Simon-"Okay what're you going to sing?"
"I'm gonna sing.."
I could not be a judge LMAOOOOOO
Crow Boy same
I could.
Belladonna Nightshade you probably can't sing either though.
Riley Gonzales Simon doesn't sing and he still judge and yess he made all the cast and shit but literally still a judge.
Belladonna Nightshade I could be a judge :))
that dude who did human nature was pretty good.
Aaron Alquiza he was good until the unnecessary beatboxing and dancing
I hope your joking
When I heard “this little light of mine”, I had to pause and tears fell down my face.
That was hysterical😂
Lol
Cries, from the ghetto
You rang?
These are the reasons why you shouldn't tell your kids that everything they do is great. Gotta keep them humble, parents.
Mark Curran you are so right, my pops told me I couldn't sing. Thank God, I would of been one of those people in this video😂😂😂😂
Exactly! If your kids sucks at singing, tell them!
@Jeremy Alan I’m guessing your parents didn’t tell you that you suck at spelling!
Tell people to record themselves as they sing. That's what I did when I was young and thought I was a good singer. That recorder saved me from my foolish imaginings in the end.
Just keep them in reality lol
The first guy that beatboxed was actually not bad
Anthony Long he was terrible
@@juliusnelson3535I particularly enjoyed when he said, "protending," rather than, "pretending."
One of many lyric and grammar faux pas.
That blonde guy is definitely high af
Nah he just had something wrong with him that’s all
Last dude was stoned 😂
7:45 "Why on earth can't you just pick up the phone" "Because he can hear you sing" HAHAHA
When she was singing the oohs and ahhhs she sounded like Miranda sings
Not gonna lie I only watch this to see Simons reactions 😂
Me to all for Siimons. I second that .
queenleo666 Me too. Me too !!
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
There’s entire videos of it now xx
SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT
A friend of mine with zero singing talent actually auditioned for Idol's South Africa on a dare. He got through to the 2nd round. He took the piss and they all said "Yes". He bombed after that because he chickend out and never returned.
What is his name? Plz
@@aurorashaw3032 Privacy, please.
@@dianefarley37 I was just asking I wasn't invading anyone's privacy by just asking @MattyPie didn't respond anyways so what does it matter?
6:15 I DIED at Randy’s reaction AAAH🤣🤣🤣
yeah he just squeaked instead of using words
Lmfao
@@kimmyfreak200 love your Favorites playlist.
this little light of mine lmao
***** omg me too lmao
understAAAnd
Alisha..lol!! to funny right? cracks me up..
😂😂😂
LOL omg
5:55 Micky mouse is that u!?!
lol
😂😂
XDDDD
or is it miss piggy
lol so true
Simon:... and the choreography was hideous....
Girl: thank you
😂😂😂
The guy who said remix and started busting out with the moves killed me!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
people confuse loud for good. lol
Lol...i was thinking the same thing
Tbh when I try singing covers...you are right! When I sing quietly I sound nice but when I sing loud, I sound like a dying horse.
Jordan Bell lol yes reminds me of the episode band geeks from spongebob.
The first chick started "singing" and I thought it was Miranda Sings for a second.
Omg.😂
me too omg same !
I wonder if these are fake
+Audrey Huang same
+Audrey Huang They are XD
Cries from the ghetto 😂💀
CrIeS oF tHe GhEtTo (I will never not laugh when I think about that)
6:05 Omg he sounds like Mickey Mouse
Oh, boy!
Moo nanny eat a cookie hahahahahahahahaha oh my god yes
Moo nanny eat a cookie hahaha! *dying* 😂
he was the best he was well rounded with EVERYTHING he can sing beatbox rap and dance american idol missed out on the greatest singer/beatboxer/rapper ever
Moo nanny eat a cookie omg omg he does
Some of these people would be top notch with some vocal training
Theo Ikhide I think "top notch" is a bit of an overstatement
RyderC Daniels exactly
Theo Ikhide Everyone would be
especially if they had a holistic Voice coach
Not the last one.
I’m just gonna walk around the supermarket and come out with “CRIES, of the Ghetto”.
🤣
Why do people think by yelling their voice is gonna somehow get better lol
I think the second one isnt horrible. He Just needs training, am I right?
You're right
COMPLETELY right
I agree
she
I fully agree
What is wrong with these people ? Did they really think they could sing , where are their friends to save them from themselves
That's the thing...they don't have any
It's actually painful to listen
they heard them sing and ran to mexico.
They're entertainers alright they're just in the wrong show ! They're killing me
Friends are fake. They encourage you so they can laugh at the fails you make in the future
2:38 “tell him that this human nAtUre-ooHWHHAAAII”
This is when American Idol was great. I grew up watching this show, and I would always die of laughter. When Simon left it went to crap and I haven’t watched it since. Now they do a screening process so you can’t even see these horrible people 😂
My dog had covered his ears when I turned up the volume
Music ForLife 😂🐕
Same my cat left the room
Poor dog
I'm surprised your dog didn't howl.
Iiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo
My smallest dog keeps looking at me trying to find the dying rabbit.
Some of these need lessons and much practice, until then many cats are dying....
Yaaasssss
omg ur so right ^^
and not just cats that r dying, everything that can breath
Good thing they have nine lives.
+PandaPants lol fr
Simon's facial expressions and Randy's laugh make it even funnier lol
I love when Randy puts the paper up to hide his laughter 😂
I love the “this little light of mine” guy lol 😂 so awful but funny
I wonder how their voices sound in their head cause they think they are amazing😂
Same!😂😅😝
yeah..
Everyone sounds different to themselves than to others. That's why a lot of people(girls) hate their recorded voice
the second one had voice tho.... but doesn't know to manage it
he could sing lotsa black female songs xD
@@IABITVpresents What the fuck does that mean ?
No
not even close.
I was thinking the same thing
8:21 was literally my voice whenever the water's cold, watching this at the year 2020 btw🤣
simons face after the mj guy stopped
Funniest shit ever😂
With some vocal training number two could be very good.
K imber are in a holistic voice coach
I agree. He has a very powerful and beautiful voice.
He's a screaming Banshee ffs
K imber yeah cause rn he’s just over signing and that hurts the vocal cords
The holistic voice coach he needs...Ariel Burdett.
"Let it shine, a wi - wi - wine."
Ngl the Michael Jackson one was actually fun
RIP headphone users
Yes. I'm dead inside
😂😂😂😂😂
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I thought I was gonna be permanently deaf after Shawn.
i dont sing..i sang....im going to "sing" neither one of us by gladys knight and the pips...
ma heart 😂😂😂 omg k almost died 😂😂😂
I don't sing I SUCK!!
that was a chick
She didnt sing or sang she screamed
dahmeredsback 🤦🙆🙅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🙃
The look on my poor dogs face when the second guy started singing. I had to put it off. Both her ears and mine were bleeding.
Last one Omg🤣
black dude doing mj was really really good
Halfway through the second one my mom actually came into my room to see if my cat was okay 😂
Fancy!!! they need a warning for the second little guy, and a set of ear plugs!!! Lol 😨😨😨
I come here when I need a good laugh 😂😂🤦
how do they not crack up laughing?! I'm bustin a gut 😅
taraclarissa better a gut then a nut 🥜
@@jacobtaucher7583 *than
"Ain't no mountain" guy was fucking adorable 😂❤️️
Lilia-Meike Richter Guerin ikr!
When the second contestant attempted to sing, my dog started to howl.
Darn,what was up with the dude at the end? He sounded like he was high on pills? Dude that did Gladys was so loud and I thought that my speakers were about to explode, lol. Dude with the braids sounded like Mickey Mouse having a stroke. Lol. I liked the MJ guy..He could sing
Dude at the end has a birth defect
@@deathbyyoohoo1879 😱😂
7:40 she takes singing lessons from miranda sings
true
lmao that is exactly what I thought when I heard her!
I know right!
Yasss
literally my first thought!!! lol
The 2nd one made my ears hurt -_-
Same
me to
I had earphones in...ow
Same :(( Btw maknae is spelled 막내
Me as well
Randy's loss-for-words babbling at 6:16 is everything.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
That second one had potential but why so loud?? 😭
"Hold up, remix."
Lmao!!
Simon's face on that last one I'm DYING
the last one killed me tho
The last one was hilarious. He was so depressing he was actually funny! 😂
+Meg Arithamea lol exactly he looked like he was on drugs or something
Whas he for real
the girl at 7:22 seriously sounds like miranda sings LMAO
"CAUGHT FISTIN' OURSELVES"😂😂
I wonder if these people were aware that the judges were making fun of them.
Shell Craigmiles they’re all delusional so probably none
They didn't also know people watching this show also making fun of them as they sit in their living rooms not just the judges.
If course they were
There's one thing that has started to bother me: judges saying "that wasn't a compliment" when someone says "thank you". Don't they know that you can also thank for critisism and negative feedback? (Unless you're a self-centered ass who has never been told no, then you just flip out because someone dares to say you can't sing.)
Tuula Maria hmm......although I'm personally not bothered by it when the judges say "it wasn't a compliment" right after a contestant says "thank you", you do make a good point.
tru tru
There's a difference between 'thanks for the compliment' and 'thanks for the constructive criticism'.
The 'thank you' offered is definitely of the 'thanks for the compliment' variety... THAT'S why Simon emphasizes that it was NOT a compliment! Otherwise these poor people would delude themselves into thinking he liked them, and expect a ticket to boot camp! :p
AddictedToRammstein: Because the judges, except for Paula, have never learned good manners. They need coaching in good manners.
7:20 Miranda Sings 😂😂
This little light of “Mo Hine“ I’m gonna let it Shine 🤣🤣😂
the dude who sang human nature was awesom
Melissa Brannam agree
Is it just my phone or did the video started to glitch a little bit at 2:28? I might just be crazy but I hope I'm not the only one who sees this.
mine did it to
+Dali Convery that's good to know that I'm not crazy XD.
Mine did too, I thought my phone was messing up😅
I thought that my phone had a glitch lol
oh me too
That awkward moment when Simon is spending more time playing with his shirt than listening to you screech
No one
Nobody at all
Not a soul
Her: Jenifer Holiday🤦🏾
lol Miranda Sings on American Idol 7:35
FBR Games 😂😂😂
FBR Games a
FBR Games yeah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was scrolling down the comments just to see if anyone else had notice 🤣
FBR Games I thought the exact same thing🤣🤣🤣