This is crazy: Shane is like “IM so fat!” “Ugh I can’t I’m so ugly and fat!” When he’s actually the most unique awesome and amazing person, His personality and faces are the cutest things!
Skinny people have body issues too! Constantly being told you look “too skinny” or unhealthy when that’s just the way you naturally are is also really hard to deal with.
@@Mars-ns6je i have that same exact problem, i literally get nagged by my relatives to put on weight and i tried to binge eat but it doesnt work... and i actually find myself LOSING weight which is super scary
@@pusheenn1847 do you go to the th doctors for check ups? My sister in law had that same problem and ended up having to growth on her thyroid which was making it produce too much hormone. I hope you don't have that problem though just be safe. ❤️
@@rebeccaspratling2865 im not sure because here in asia it's actually quite common for people to have high metabolism... but I'm open to checking up with a doctor after corona is over
Shane is putting so much thought and honestly into these videos. It's truly helping me in so many ways. Humor helps for awhile but the lessons he's teaching us lasts forever. Gosh I'm cheesy🤗✨
I'm sorry but I love shane, he has helped me through so much! I really hope he is okay. I feel like jeffree played shane like a pawn and shane thought he really cared about him.... all of his "friends" not speaking out for him after he literally saved so many youtubers careers is unbelievable to me.
offensive jokes are touchy for many people. i appreciate that type of humor. but if you want to gain millions of subs and maintain them you have to be as inoffensive as possible. like liz bug, his ex, she cannot say "oh thats just shane's personality. shane is harmless. he just enjoys crude humor. leave him alone." he lost 2 million. all she has is 2 million. so she has to say what appears morally correct, ''what he said was not ok blah blah blah accountability and apologize." it all seems to be about business, noting personal just money. i know he went in it thinking he could make money and have fun but getting involved with jefree was the only mistake he made. strategically released years old 'serious clips' came to light again, at a time when people are extra extra sensitive. its not like jeffree has a great reputation. he can defend shane and not get ruined, but he isn't so that makes me think he might have something to do with it.
You don’t have to apologize I have always stood up for Shane. He makes my day... I think people over reacted to jokes in poor taste. Everything he did at 21 (still young) was immature and tasteless. That was how the humor was then. Sorry not sorry. I love Shane.
I'm not one of those people who says 'oMg iT wAs iN tHe pAsT', I understand what he's done and it's wrong but I'm not ready to stop watching him because of this :(
Stand outside the entrance to Harry Potter world at universal with a trail of snacks leading to a large box. If you throw in a phone playing Chamber of secrets inside the chances of successful capture are increased to 95%
Garrett: “I actually liked him. I think there was a connection”
Me when a stranger opens the door for me.
Hahahahaha legit though
𝙼𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴- 𝚡𝙳
Pisces to everyone
SAME
me seeing a cute girl at a restaurant who smiles at me because I was staring at her 😳 my life is sad
“He goes into the baby section, I go into the bed sheets section” 😂😂😂
Lol same
Monica Gartner me
Monica Gartner 😂😂😂 yes hilarious
Me with my friends
Hm I go in the bed sheet section too.🙃
The look of low-key sadness on Garret's face when she took the hair clip made me wanna cry! lmao
Snikkle Fritz timestamp
17:19
I know right. I think it was more embarrassed sadness, though, which is worse.
I love how he calls it the hairs clips lol with a Ss
Garrett is that friend we all want but we don't have
then YOU'LL just have to be that friend.
No
When you ARE that friend: 😁
@@Tntwnstudis SAME
why arent they friends anymore ?
If the sunshine was a person, it would be Garret.
He's a Hufflepuff we do that
As a slytherin i would protecct him with mah life
emo_ kid it would be Hoseok-
emo_ kid I luv your shoto todoroki profile pic
@@ochacouraraka361 oh well, thank you
Garret's laugh is legit the most adorable thing on the internet
Andrew and garrets laughs are
Adorable
I would’ve never considered Garrett to be fat, even in his old pictures.
He’s just a thicc boi
Same
Mylifeisalie Wooow yeah he isn’t fat
He's just tall and has a thicc build but he aint that fat
5k Subscribes with no videos challenge
exactly!
Garret is like the personification of wholesome.
My heart broke when Garrett couldn't keep the hair clip & was too scared to ask 😂😂😂
Alejandra Rodriguez sameee:(
Alejandra Rodriguez Same oh my god 😭
It hurts my heart that Shane thinks he's so ugly when he is literally so beautiful.
Tracey Sovine Shane is high key adorable. Especially when he laughs
I feel the same way😕
Tracey Sovine fax
Like seriously, he has really pretty blue eyes and it overall an adorable cinnamon roll!
He is cute and has a great personality, he's actually perfect
Shane: I'm uncomfortable in my body...
Garrett: I named your dog! Hi yogurt!
Go-gurt
The strawberry kind😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Loooooool
He's such a spaz, in a good way 😅
Lol
When Shane put the jacket he looked like he was wearing a skirt lol
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
You literally took the words outta my mouth! He looked low-key good though
@@cupofmoss1007 High key
I wish Shane could see how amazing he is on the outside and the inside! 😭❤️
Ikr
Shane is just trying to be funny but thanks for being nice to him👍
Cleveland is better K.D chokes. True, but u could see he is sensitive about his body
EllyChan :p Very True
Monica Gartner i
“That’s a person name, might as well name her Linda.”
After years of confusion I can now safely identify as a person 😂
#metoo
Linda Monroe How old are you? Someone said, “Tell me one person named Linda who’s under the age of 40. Exactly.”
Just turned 30! I have never met someone my age with my name.
LimzVlogz Oh wow
Me too lol
Shane: "so obviously u guys know i have issues"
Garret and Ryland: "nO wAy!!"
:)
me and friends
*The fact that Shane managed to become so attractive after high school is inspiring for me,·-·,*
Tundra Flower G a c h a
Kai Fujisaki HAHAH-
, °-°, lol how u do that
Damn I must be in an alternate universe or something because EW I’m nasty
itsss ;-;
Andrew's laugh is everything ✨🌷
Mia Andrew is everything
Mia omg ikr
This is crazy: Shane is like “IM so fat!” “Ugh I can’t I’m so ugly and fat!” When he’s actually the most unique awesome and amazing person, His personality and faces are the cutest things!
Yes!!!!❤
Grea
t advice high lisa simpson!
“He’s little and we’re BIG”- Garret Watts
Bald Fat Dead sounds like the name of a really good Netflix show and I would for sure watch it
Same
Lol
It sounds like it's about a dead guy who's bald and fat
my favourite part of the newer videos is andrew laughing in the background
Kiarnii Miller Honestly same
Right??? Like I love that he finds Shane so funny
Ryland would be happily dressed in Japan!
Kiarnii Miller 2 True!!!!!
Tbh, Same.
Shane: "I'm getting uglier every second today'
Me: Same lol
Alondra Banda ikr
I'm getting fatter each second
Uhh have you looked in a mirror you girls are soo pretty
@@cindypinal9302 thx gurllll
Zaaaaammmeeeee🙋🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙏
shane: how are you feeling?
andrew: okay
shane: what's that like?
OMG
Kieron Aladdin omg same
Relatable 😂
Kieron Aladdin hotel: trivago
Jemima Winston not the time
I miss these collabs. I’m glad Shane is back. I’ve been binging all of his videos the past two days
GARRETT LITERALLY EMBODIES A RAY OF SUNSHINE ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
If he fucks me thatll burn me. Better squirt some sunscreen into my ass.
SIRAH OMFG 😂😂😂
Ryland: Gay
Garrett: Super-Gay
Andrew: Giggles
Shane: Slowly Dying
Me: Wishes I had a life
Hotel?:Trivago
Regan Byrne
Oh Oh Oh: Ozempics!
Comments like this that give me hope
i feel like ryland is the super gay one
Regan Byrne Ditto
Oh my god, Garrett and the camera man’s laugh actually gives me life🙌🏼🙌🏼
Emily Mills his names Andrew
Emily Mills ANDREWWW
Emily Mills i
Andrew*
Calm down people maybe shes a new subscriber!!
Skinny people have body issues too! Constantly being told you look “too skinny” or unhealthy when that’s just the way you naturally are is also really hard to deal with.
Exactly! Especially when people have really fast metabolism because its hard for them to gain weight on their own
@@Mars-ns6je i have that same exact problem, i literally get nagged by my relatives to put on weight and i tried to binge eat but it doesnt work... and i actually find myself LOSING weight which is super scary
@@pusheenn1847 I'm sorry to hear that🥺 but don't worry I'm going through it too, We'll get through this together🤗
@@pusheenn1847 do you go to the th doctors for check ups? My sister in law had that same problem and ended up having to growth on her thyroid which was making it produce too much hormone. I hope you don't have that problem though just be safe. ❤️
@@rebeccaspratling2865 im not sure because here in asia it's actually quite common for people to have high metabolism... but I'm open to checking up with a doctor after corona is over
I COULD SEE THAT CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM A MILE AWAY AND I WAS STILL MAD WHEN IT HAPPENED
Fr😂😂
Same
Andrew laughing and giggling behind the camera was too cute
Everyone ships Shane with Ryland, but I ship Shane with his hatred for Harry Potter
i thought garret shiped harry potter and shane + garret= love
Omg am I the only one that’s seen the signs of that relationship likeee
300 likes
Evergrimm wait people ship Garrett and Ryland? 😳
what is this reply section? ryland and shane are in a happy relationship and its rude to say that you think they should be with someone else.
Garret is too good for us. We don't deserve him.
When she took the clip from Garret my heart broke lol
Same 😭😭😭
@Elksie You can hear her ask before taking it. It's sad but i wouldn't call her rude
Elksie to be fair it’s her hair clip-
Same tho lol 😂😂😂
Garret's world exploded he wanted that clip so bad
The clickbait killed me
Edit: FUCK 1 FUCKING THOUSAND LIKRS... I'M SHOOK
Comedien Popcorn BISH SAME
:P
Same
Oh crap..thanks for saving me from a heart attack.
Comedien Popcorn sssssaaaaammmmmeeeee
“I think I look like a gay, evil genius! I think I look like a cult leader!”
Gee I love Sasha Velour
I’M DONE
Piper • Fucking MARRY ME
gender is a construct tear it apart !!!!!!
Piper • you are the top comment 😂
F(art)
literally no one :
Garrett: DiD YoU GeT mEEEEEEEE a HoUsE
AHAHAHA
i literally read that sentence in garret's voice lmao
“How are you feeling?” “Ok” “what’s that like?”
Why is that such a mood for me 😂😂
i feel
i thought shane was going to say hes been wearing a wig the whole time or the past years
Same
So did everyone else
SAME
tae's girl me too
Same
Garret is like a big teddy bear I just wanna hug him forever
same-
ME
SAME
A gay teddy bear but At the same time I do love Harry Potter
Teehe
I am literally dying over garret in Shane’s shirt I can’t stop laughing 😂
Same
I've rewatched it like a dozen times. 😂 It's become my comfort scene whenever I'm sad.
"Did you get a house?" Ryland's ready to be wifed up *Shane*
Miss Houston wow 261 likes in a matter of 6minutes.. what am I doing wrong.
Flowerylisi Gamer *378 in 6 mins😱
Jaida Moore 602 in 8 minutes
Well uh that preview has me nervous.
I love how Andrew can now laugh cuz his identity isn’t hidden anymore! Lol it’s so cute having him laugh along with everyone else 😊❤️
"Everyone open up your butts"
- Shane Dawson
Savannah Ellis the funny thing is when I read that comment he said that sskskskskk
Wait does he say butts??? Doesn’t he say books???
21:27 yes he says butts
Okay buddy...😂
was i the only one that read it like a song?
2024 and still rewatching all his videos ❤️ love u Shane
1:12 is when the dog meowed . shane: I love when my animals dont know who they are either
Malia Leal lol
1:15 but 1:12 works too
69
Malia Leal has
shane: “i think you might be grosser than me”
also shane: *pees in a cup*
M
Yep
Stella K A cup would be classy. He pies in a freaking GaToRaDe BoTtLe.
Also shane: keeps that bottle of pee in that car
DAMN SHANE REALLY HITTIN' US WITH A *"TO BE CONTINUED"*
Cat didn't finish the vid thanks for ten warning 👍
Cat yup
Cat 😂😂 fuck
Cat k
Well you should fallow him on Instagram cause he said a 2 part video
6:43 “Bald, Fat, Dead”
Now that’s a book title.
Yes just yes
My life story
Fat,cry,eat :D
Sounds like Trisha Paytas autobiography about her exes 😂
LIVING for Andrew's little behind-the-camera giggles 😂
Ink & Moon same
Tbh Shane is so freaking attractive personality face body laugh everything
Lauren Werner ikr ?
um yes b i love shane always have always will
I love Shane for his humour and how different him and his friend issssss
He isn’t like attractive
AMD HIS FACE ???????????
Jk he’s cute
IKR I find him fine
Lauren Werner Yaaaas I agree with you so much!
Shane is so attractive, he’s my international super crush 😍❤️💕💋
@shanedawson
Title: The Truth
Shane: HAIIIII
shuyi shoe 👠 👟 👞
How Garret actually died: *Ryland sat on him*
GENIOUS
@@BGCbutTH-cam genius*
@@justtheboys0171 thank you
This is turning into a reality tv show......
and I love it
Future Friend Right?!!
andrew's cackling in the background gives me life
The three stages of life
1. Fat
2.bald
3.dead
I like how death is a stage of life
Yes queen 👑
Omg
I’ll be all of these soon
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Are you sarcastic? Death actually is a stage of life
Garret: “I actually liked him! There was a connection!”
*Me when a waiter at a restaurant gives me some pasta*
"Might as well name her Linda." 😂😂😂😂😂
I hate when Shane talks down on himself cause he’s not ugly and he has the best personality like who wouldn’t love him💗
StyleByJenny __ ikr
Queen ikr
Jimmy Myer uhhhh...this isn’t Shane.
StyleByJenny __ he’s hotter than all the boys in my class
Jazmin Darling I know right😍
Shane is putting so much thought and honestly into these videos. It's truly helping me in so many ways. Humor helps for awhile but the lessons he's teaching us lasts forever. Gosh I'm cheesy🤗✨
Brooke M Richards awe so true
Na not rly
I miss this era!!! Love their friendship ❤❤😢 rewatching all his old vids and laughing nonstop 😅😢
The cult leader part KILLS ME every time
SAME
ME TOO, I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED LAUGHING
I know me too
The real challenge is try not to laugh at 2:00 am
LOL
Sameeee
Garrett’s laugh is actually EVERYTHING
The three stages of life,
1. Bald
2. Fat
3. Dead
Poptart Lopez how is death a stage of life
I'm Wolf lol 😂
Poptart Lopez
I'm balding... xD
In varied orders of that list.
Who’s all watching in there house during quarantine in 2020
Just seeing the preview of the next episode makes me cry
Diana Hadzhieva I KNOW I FUCKING SCREAMED
Diana Hadzhieva same
like what is going on?! it is getting TOO REAL OH MY GOD
This is a lot😭💋
Diana Hadzhieva ii
I LEGIT DIED WHEN HE SAID "It's everyday bro" in a almost RuPaul style and mouth pop
Shane actually doesn't look bad bald! Except when he opens his eyes really wide, that shits terrifying.
victoria rose but that's spooky when he has hair too
6:47 is it just me or when Shane said “team insecurities!” he sounded just like cosmo from fairly odd parents.
Kinda
Sounds like when conan does that voice he always does
Andrew laughing behind the camera is EVRYTHINNGGG
9:54 "Oh I forgot, does anyone want some gummy worms?"- Garrett 😂😂 so adorable
He is 😭😭
eliana sved what did we do to deserve him
eliana sved so in love with him 😍
Not gonna lie Shane’s smile is beautiful!
e.123 so true, he has perfect teeth
Cami Gabrielle truuuu
Garrett casing Shane while Shane’s screaming “ew ew EW EW EEEEWWW” is everything 😂
Garrett is so precious
Scooch a mooch *** he really is, I love them lol
Scooch a mooch ***
Adorable
Scooch a mooch *** he is!!
Scooch a mooch *** =
921 jeffy right?!
“Yea, cuz Ryland’s little and we’re BIG.”
0ver th1nker yeah a bit lol
Great! I’ll be crying when the next videos come out 😭 but seriously Andrews laugh is life
i wish he had a channle
Imurs Tube that’s Garrets laugh
Same😭lmao I feel like it would be like a drama show tho😂
Thats garrets laugh 😂
300TH LIKE >:3
I'm sorry but I love shane, he has helped me through so much! I really hope he is okay. I feel like jeffree played shane like a pawn and shane thought he really cared about him.... all of his "friends" not speaking out for him after he literally saved so many youtubers careers is unbelievable to me.
offensive jokes are touchy for many people. i appreciate that type of humor. but if you want to gain millions of subs and maintain them you have to be as inoffensive as possible. like liz bug, his ex, she cannot say "oh thats just shane's personality. shane is harmless. he just enjoys crude humor. leave him alone." he lost 2 million. all she has is 2 million. so she has to say what appears morally correct, ''what he said was not ok blah blah blah accountability and apologize."
it all seems to be about business, noting personal just money. i know he went in it thinking he could make money and have fun but getting involved with jefree was the only mistake he made. strategically released years old 'serious clips' came to light again, at a time when people are extra extra sensitive. its not like jeffree has a great reputation. he can defend shane and not get ruined, but he isn't so that makes me think he might have something to do with it.
Absolutely feel you. This Gen Z cancel sh*t has got to go. Shane is amazing.
Shane raised me when my parents couldn't, I love shane 🤧❤
You don’t have to apologize I have always stood up for Shane. He makes my day... I think people over reacted to jokes in poor taste. Everything he did at 21 (still young) was immature and tasteless. That was how the humor was then. Sorry not sorry. I love Shane.
Linzi Chenault right? Lol. We never canceled people 10 years ago. It’s so annoying now.
I LOVE Andrew’s laugh
When this is more real than Laura Lee’s apology video
I choked on my tea
I see a Phillip???
LMAO
Teaaaa
And infinitely more watchable
That moment you forget Shane does series and you rage because you wanted to see the fat suit.
Chris Trashh haha same
Chris Trashh meeeee
"Team Insecurities"... Finally, a team I can be a part of😂
"They probably think I'm having a breakdown... I AM!" Oof I felt that...
OOOooooooooooooooooooooof
Girl I see you everywhere hunty.
Hi Bye yup I am on youtube a lot lmao
*”you have to go to the baby section while I have to go to the bed sheet section”*
IM SCREAMINGGG SHANEEE 😂😂😂😂😭⚰️
😂😂😂👌👌💀💀💀
Lots of likes
"How are you feeling?"
"Okay"
"What's that like?"
me lmfaooo
shayda love THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
honestly, I miss this Shane & squad type of video so much
When she took the hair clip from Garrett and he just stood there smiling looking down depleted but happy to be there I just honestly died 😭😭😭😭
ok and Honestly tho, that's me.
He died too
Tbh that "The Next week" clip gave me the-bachelor-drama-crying vibes 😂😭
It gave me anger vibes
MANA omg i thought it said mAMA
Lmfao this reminds me of Brittany spears meltdown 😂😂😂
MANA cheeto uno what about dose
MANA two in spanish
Am I the only one that loves Garret being nerdy?
Johnathen Andretti Nah lol
Nope 200+ people agree
Johnathen Andretti no
Johnathen Andretti , I love it too.
there are 8.5bil people on this planet, you're never the only one
"The point of this was to make people feel my pain and instead I'm just feeling more pain!" #tanamongeau #tanacon
“Okay, hold on. Let’s go to the other mirror, maybe that ones better..
My morning routine.”
😂😂😂 I CAN’T EVEN!!
*Balding countdown*
2018- 10 years
2019- 9 years
*I’ll be back in 2020*
I'm living for this countdown
See ya in a year
I’m tired lol
i'll come back to this vid every year then
Okay, I'll be back in a year to comment this again.
XP
*Where can I purchase a Garrett*
You can but he is 1billion dollar you can buy it on cuteness .com
Purple Pitbulls dollar store
???
Purple Pitbulls me 😂
Walmart obviously
I will always love you Shane, you helped me and everyone else through so much ❤️
Same here, im only confident in my wn body because of him 🤧♥️
Preach sis 🙌
SAME ❤️ I really miss him and hope he doesn’t fully quit TH-cam.
I'm not one of those people who says 'oMg iT wAs iN tHe pAsT', I understand what he's done and it's wrong but I'm not ready to stop watching him because of this :(
Garrett’s laugh sounds like a posh royal woman from one of those movies
Megami Ito I wish they could bleep that laugh or add a different laugh track in the edit. I jump every time he belts out that cackle. It scares me.
Yeah because he is
fr
i recently began to LEGIT watch shane. like i heard of him, knew him etc, but i didn't know he was so freaking funny and so real. ilysm bro
camila cabello is my dad , same!
Lern Jauregui omfg a harmonizer
SAME
same af like i literally started a couple days ago and never laughed at youtube videos hard in my life 😂😂❤️
Omg thats literally me! Now i've just spend few days watching and admiring all of his videos. He and this squad is *EVERYTHING*
why is Garret keeping possibly-old gummy worms in his coat pocket such a mood
sh, we’re supposed to pretend he is dead remember?
oh man I miss my boi Garret he was such a bro :c
I read this right after i watched that scene
Mauro H ikr same
No one:
Not even a cricket:
Shane: that's a qUoTEeEEEeE
LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THAT
i wish i had a friendship like garrett and shane
I wish I had a friendship. I'm so lonley.....sigh....
xKitten Whiskersx noooo... we can be friends!!! ❤️❤️❤️ lol
Raegan i wish i was friends with shane😂
Juliana Hernandez S A M E
Raegan yeah... But being lonely has it's advatiges...
How does one adopt a Garrett
At your nearest dollar tree
Lmao Garrett=Morty
Stand outside the entrance to Harry Potter world at universal with a trail of snacks leading to a large box. If you throw in a phone playing Chamber of secrets inside the chances of successful capture are increased to 95%
Raquel Ramirez also the snacks must be cheezits
I would adopt him too - 🤗
I saw the thumbnail and was like “Nah Shane’s hair is too greasy to be a wig.” 😂😂😂
Ellie TV LMFAOO
Ellie TV lmao... gurl you funny😂
Ellie TV HA HA😂😂😂
Elizabeth Tarter TRUE 🤣🤣
Elizabeth Tarter damn that was harsh lol
Shane Dawson 2018- “Maybe I should just shave my head” that’s literally everyone in 2020
Do you think britney spears said thar
👰🏻♂️👰🏻♂️